DinoStan is like every genre all at once. Only a matter of time before we get the album, Hank Williams Mandate of Heaven yodel and When you’re a sigma full versions when?
Chinese wars be like: >war started because the chicken of wisdom says that the Chi fu panda dynasty must be destroyed >they meet at the banks of river yellow >3 Billion death and 100.000 cannibalized >Minor incident >Peasants get's angry and revolt >Peasants win >80 billion casualties >New dynasty time🔥🔥🔥 >Goldenage.mp4 >golden age end and dynasty split into 45+ warlord states that hates eachother >repeat
Despite of the very high risk and its against all odds, Dino Stan send Dong Zhuo with Big Chungus Meme Power to obliterate all the obstacles and those who oppose him.
this is my first and last total war game i ever play, me and my friend played a campaign for the first game and we agreed to split china apart and than battle it out I had south-west china and he had north -east china, he went for the Mongolian horse cav strat and I went for the song dynasty econamy build. the start of our war was at the southern jungles and the thing is my friends army was mostly cav and he tried to use ambushes on me but since the maps were jungle and I won those batles until he discovered something. apparently he could auto resolve battles without my consent since that is the default option in this game when you host an mp game, and because his army was made out of the best cav units he won the auto resolve every single time, and kept auto resolving until I rage quit.
@Dino_Stan the idea was great and very much relied on a gentlemans agreement, and since it was my first total war game we just agreed to fight the ai and split up china, after we finished the ai we gave each other a couple turns to build up and then have a massive war as if it is like a star wars empire at war campaign. Problem it takes a lot of time to clean up all the ai, and the fight between players will definitely be even longer. That is not talking about how you devide china for me and my friend it just happened. But if you get it working with a group of friends and you enjoy the larp, it is really nice. Just make sure to disable the option for auto resolve with no consent from the second player.
@Dino_Stan his mongol cav larp failed to work in the jungle of southern china, and he really wanted to win because i had the rich and populace parts of china so i could scale up. His only advantage is that he held the horse tiles, so the maintenance for them was practically zero (he saw a spiffing brit video). And wanting to win after some defeats realizing his strategic disadvantage, he did an evil move and auto resolved everything, making me rage quit.
I love modern TW games the best. Once I got them modded the hell out of them so moral is back, put in all the Darthmods and all the realistic military mods so they kinda look like how they used to work. Only then would I play them. Jokes aside I heard this game made diplomacy work. It's like each game they get one thing right then eff up all the rest.
I really feel like I was born in the wrong era. I should have been killed by Lu Bu as a peasant conscript so that my wife can receive consolation that I have served to further enforce the mandate of Heaven 😭
I am shocked. Do you even know the amount of content with dinos in this channel is close to 0??? Not even videos where Skrek made love with a t-rex. The channel name "DinnoSand" is very not korrect. As a person who likes dinos and is wisiting this channel very often my disapointment is big.
The Chungus ruled as long as the heavens allowed, this is kinda deep
you can only get so big as a chungus before heaven gives way
Wow, what a great Total War entry. I sure hope CA don't abandon it after 1 dlc doesn't do quite as well as imagined.
Emperor: What is going on with the Yellow Turban Rebellion?
Dong Zhuo: Dont worry kitten
Emperor: Okay❤ Yay ❤
This was the dynamic
MANY BLESSINGS FOR YOUR FAMILY DINOSTAN🙏🙏🙏🙏I WISH FOR BOUNTIFUL HARVEST FOR YOUR FIELDS🎆🎆🎆🎆🌾🌾🌾✨✨✨
Very feng shui of you
Among horses, Red Hare;
among men, Lü Bu;
among Total War CZcamsrs, Dino Stan.
it is known
Imagine if Lu Bu betrayed you like irl
Yeah lmao I got him married as soon as possible. I think that stops the event chain that leads to Lu Bu and Dong Zhuo getting mad
@@Dino_StanTruly a good father
One Rupert’s Land soldier is worth one thousand men!
This is well documented
Dong Zhuo would have been an ideal Twitch moderator.
Guarding his fav streamer
"Lu Bu, the bastard of three fathers!"
- Zheng Fei, in the duel of Hulao gate
Three kingdoms, I don't even have three friends... my favourite quote of the week
this vid reminded me how it's literally impossible to conquer this map because you get constantly back capped and have no money due to corruption
The joy of bureaucracy
Some say his corpse was so bloated and fat, that it burned for days
CA: three kingdoms is a historical title. Also CA: one of the characters is literally big chungus
let them cook
I love how this game had style, mechanics, cool hero systems and interesting battles - but still managed to be hot dog water.
all who i played were dong zhuo and the yellow turbans. perhaps the morals of the romance were lost on me
Much to ponder
If anything, bro got sizzled with Cao Cao schemes
I want Terry Crews to sing “A Thousand Miles” for real, his version is the best.
Terry will walk 1000 a miles for china
@@Dino_StanNah, you're thinking of John Cena.
man when dino said it's big dong time and started donging everywhere, I knew god put me on earth to witness such greatness.
A Rupert's Land World Conquest is within our grasp now that Dino Stan has the Mandate of Heaven
Rupert's mandate
Dino Stan stops killing and wants friendship...
Ancient China: So, you've chosen death!
it is fate
DinoStan is like every genre all at once. Only a matter of time before we get the album, Hank Williams Mandate of Heaven yodel and When you’re a sigma full versions when?
My dream is to one day be a country singer, like the great hank Williams
Seems like the chungus gets the mandate of heaven
every time watching Dinos videos is so big pleasure. Just a bit of relaxation in this non-stopping stressy world
I can feel that, I got back into reading last year for the same escapism
Dino Stan 'the Dude Cutter' was my favorite Warring States period Chinese warlord.
Ancient historical figure
"I guess China can't be restored by nice guys, only rude dudes, probably."
- Sun Tzu
She Total on my War till I Three Kingdoms
instantly got flashbacks when i heard "Hey Apple! Hey!" at 6:12 ,good stuff Dino
2012 vibes all around
Ain't noo way my boy tried to beat the yodeling Walmart kid
One day he will teach me his ways...
the long dong playthrough
winie the pooh should fight big chungus for control of all of china
Sloppy seconds, floppy thirds, and dusty fourths
still miss skanders comments every video he really changed
Everyday I think of the skander and his skander dog
the thumbnails are immaculate as always
Thanks my bruder
Chinese wars be like:
>war started because the chicken of wisdom says that the Chi fu panda dynasty must be destroyed
>they meet at the banks of river yellow
>3 Billion death and 100.000 cannibalized
>Minor incident
>Peasants get's angry and revolt
>Peasants win
>80 billion casualties
>New dynasty time🔥🔥🔥
>Goldenage.mp4
>golden age end and dynasty split into 45+ warlord states that hates eachother
>repeat
decisive tang victory
Dino Stan big Chungused again
Heck yeah
1:27 Documentary evidence of Dinos first time seeing a woman (in a video game he hasnt seen on irl yet)
Girls aren't real
Please continue making Total War content, you are too funny 😂
Will do dont worry king
IT IS A BLESSINGS EVERY TIME LORD DINO STAN (THE BURGER KING) ENCHANTS US WITH HIS PROSPERITY VIDEOS. 🌾🌾🌱🌾🌾🌱🌾🌿🌾🌱🌿🌾🌾🌾🌾🌾🍔🍔🍔
A bountiful harvest of hamburger is expected
Ok Dino, don't freak out but I get the feeling I might be the brother of Jesus Christ
curious..
Chungus is growing larger.
Despite of the very high risk and its against all odds, Dino Stan send Dong Zhuo with Big Chungus Meme Power to obliterate all the obstacles and those who oppose him.
The chungus sends his regards
some peak impersonations this episode
china brings them out
'ate China
'ate Mongols
'ate Emperor (not racist just don't like 'em)
love me food
love me gold
love me Han
simple as
I'm a man worth 1000
_lubu with 5000 kill in battle after i clicked on him
A game without river flooding is a game well played in china
Ello Dino, when will the time come for your glorious rule as Cow Cow and his son, Cow Pee?
Maybe that will be the next 3 kingdoms vid
@@Dino_Stan happy to gear that my good man, may Loo Boo, boo his way all over China
1 billion social credit for lu bu
They hate us cause they aint as thicc as us
Not gonna lie, I thought the intro you said, "I am the phat guy..."
"fat with an f a t because i know I got a wait problem, I just dont give a fuck"
@@Dino_Stan Lol, slay king
this is my first and last total war game i ever play, me and my friend played a campaign for the first game and we agreed to split china apart and than battle it out I had south-west china and he had north -east china, he went for the Mongolian horse cav strat and I went for the song dynasty econamy build. the start of our war was at the southern jungles and the thing is my friends army was mostly cav and he tried to use ambushes on me but since the maps were jungle and I won those batles until he discovered something.
apparently he could auto resolve battles without my consent since that is the default option in this game when you host an mp game, and because his army was made out of the best cav units he won the auto resolve every single time, and kept auto resolving until I rage quit.
damn, sounds like a shitty friend
I really wanna do a cool vs mp game sometime. Sounds really cool
Also auto resolving in mp is so evil
@Dino_Stan the idea was great and very much relied on a gentlemans agreement, and since it was my first total war game we just agreed to fight the ai and split up china, after we finished the ai we gave each other a couple turns to build up and then have a massive war as if it is like a star wars empire at war campaign.
Problem it takes a lot of time to clean up all the ai, and the fight between players will definitely be even longer.
That is not talking about how you devide china for me and my friend it just happened.
But if you get it working with a group of friends and you enjoy the larp, it is really nice. Just make sure to disable the option for auto resolve with no consent from the second player.
@Dino_Stan his mongol cav larp failed to work in the jungle of southern china, and he really wanted to win because i had the rich and populace parts of china so i could scale up. His only advantage is that he held the horse tiles, so the maintenance for them was practically zero (he saw a spiffing brit video). And wanting to win after some defeats realizing his strategic disadvantage, he did an evil move and auto resolved everything, making me rage quit.
haha lol dong
got that fat dude magnitude
I've waited so long for Frat Boy in China....
Better late than never they always say
1:35 all I hear is Jorden Peterson.
He has taken over my soul
Expand the Dong
damn shawty he be looking like Chinese peter griffin.
A good look
I love modern TW games the best.
Once I got them modded the hell out of them so moral is back, put in all the Darthmods and all the realistic military mods so they kinda look like how they used to work.
Only then would I play them.
Jokes aside I heard this game made diplomacy work. It's like each game they get one thing right then eff up all the rest.
I think most of the old games the ai has a glitch that just makes them hate the player
There will be a part 2?
Ayooo! These come in series now?
I think so, I cut out too much trying to make a 20 min video
I really feel like I was born in the wrong era. I should have been killed by Lu Bu as a peasant conscript so that my wife can receive consolation that I have served to further enforce the mandate of Heaven 😭
A simple and glorious existence
I have Three Kingdoms but I've never really played a Total War game lmao
It is one of the better ones campaign wise imo
imagine a Sims total war...
In a perfect world...
I cannot help that i simp for dinostan
😎
Baked beans
baked beans
when will obama be making a new epic hit
I wonder this too
Blasting "This is How You Remind Me" and charging into enemy formations alone just to feel something. Is Lu Bu secretly based?
It's the only way to fight
Will we ever get any warhammer videos?
Yeah after this next video i will prob do one. Just cleared up space on my pc
Dong moments
Dont pursue lubu
2:56 need bandit gf
same tbh especially since joker 2 is coming out
Big Dong
Play Zhang Jue, the great sorcerer
So far I have only done 3 campaigns, I gotta start making my way through them all
Hey Dino
Henlo
😂🤣
Let's go for 1000 likes my bois!
Edit: 1000 likes for video, not my comment, switched from 700 to 1000
The army of China is coming to like
Kiss
How do you get dong zhuo?
If you beat the game it unlocks him
So i have to win one campain?
@@dimituratanasov5859or defeat/take down Dong Zhuo in any battle of the campaign before a campaign is won
That's the other objective
I am shocked. Do you even know the amount of content with dinos in this channel is close to 0??? Not even videos where Skrek made love with a t-rex. The channel name "DinnoSand" is very not korrect. As a person who likes dinos and is wisiting this channel very often my disapointment is big.
I must make a lizardman warhammer video to correct this error