Every Safety Guy Ever... | Garn.
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Yeah mate, I hate to say it, but I think all this Safety stuff has finally killed the Aussie jobsite... I mean you can't do anything anymore mate...
Every Safety Guy Ever... | Garn.
A guide to the Aussie Jobsite: Safety Guys...
Tradies vs Safety Guys, a tale as old as man
Smoko Safety mate... Chiko Roll Burns are an epidemic...
A tale of Workplace Health & Safety on an Australian worksite...
Written & Directed by Declan Evanson
Murph played by Connor Evanson - Komedie
check him out mate!!! he's site ready!!!!
always site ready
Best vids goin lads
I remember we did this job on a big site, took us almost 3 months. They did the safety induction for the site on the second last day we were there lol. Safety is important guys!
Fucking 6 point harness to go to the dunny incase u fall in 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Those stubbies are obscenely short.
Can almost see what he had for lunch ffs.
"6 point harness to take a piss cause you might fall in" absolute gold
I'm with you on that one mate
Oh you’re 50cm off the ground? Harness! Where’s your harness?! Fml
@@cannibalcorpse123 don't forget that JHA
Just imagine trying to take a dump in one...
i also watched the video mate
I love how the half-completed building he's filming around have literally not changed for the last 4 videos. Brilliant construction work mates
Looks like a metricon site lol
Him and the boys have been working hard. You just don't work construction so you dk what they've gotten done
Its called job security mate
Nah, I think they've put up a couple sheets of drywall since then 😂
I live by a small bridge since 2007, and since 2007 it's been under maintenance and usually only has one lane open. The Italian Mafia truly found an infinite money glitch with construction contracts. The largest bridge in Europe and the largest bridge in the World were built in like 2 years... Meanwhile they've been renovating a small one for at minimum 16 years here.
When you're having a bad day, just watch some Garn vids and you'll be alright.
Damn right 🍻
Fr. So goated. Need like 40 day all tho they take a minute to make.
Exactly
Too true mate
@Max Mullets 💪🏽😂
Getting paid $25 an hour just to watch someone drive a forklift around is the great Australian dream mate. Good ol' bloody Bunnings
Gotta love being a spotter
please mate. It's like 55 an hour now.
It's not a job at bunnings they just get a random person to put a yellow vest on and keep customers out don't do anything safety based could legit be run over by the forklift or electric pallet jack due to watching out more for customers coming along lol.
That's what happens when you knock the racking over that was a fun day
Where do I get a job like this?
Garn never misses
shutup bot
Your not wrong
honestly hits every single time
@@Kexetey you're* also replying to a checkmark doesn't make you special. Don't waste your time
He’s done it again boys. Garn’s hit the nail on the nads
Itching to see if there’s a Every Welder Ever video too
There's a mini ScoMo inside every one!
Every brickie
Welders are the best
"alright, mate, the client needed their boat in tip top shape, right? asked me and the blokes to burn a sheet on the bottom, make her sea-ready, right? I didn't tell the bugger, but I torched the outline of a dick on the underside. Bloke won't see it until he takes it in for a wash, am I right?"
👨🏭💪🏻🇺🇸 that weld life shout out from the states do one for welding
This shit has my dying. My brother is actually the safety guy for the company I work and I’m honestly eager to show him this 😂 good work once again
Construction workers ripping through safety inspectors like school kids with substitute teachers made me laugh so hard I had a post-COVID coughing fit and my flat mate came to check up on me.
Ummm, I was on a site that went through 3 of 'em. (I wonder what the record is.)
One who didn't run away was turfed completely out of his job by the time the site manager got through with him. Neither one respected the other, and when push came to shove, the site manager won the war.
I still remember one night when the site manager was up on some concrete viaduct with a demolition breaker, hammering away at something WHILST TETHERED (and I saw my mate give a good yank to the tether, which he didn't usually do, so I know he made sure it was good before he walked out), the safety guy saw him and complained that it wasn't safe working. A shouting match ensued from 12m up down to the safety guy on the ground, and my fed up mate came down off the viaduct, glared at the safety officer, got into a 30 tonne excavator, clattered it across the road, and started doing exactly the same job as noisily and with as much gusto as he could, at 2am, in an area full of high rise hotels. As he noted to me later, "Any complaints will be answered with, 'I was doing it using a quieter work method, but the safety officer told me to stop. The only other option was the big digger. We had to make it safe by 5am to reopen the road, so there wasn't another choice. Take it up with him.'" LOL. I wouldn't quite call it mutual career sabotage, but it was certainly a war.
The site had a code name for that particular safety guy, to covertly pass the word that he was on-site when he dropped by. Good times, LOL. I sometimes wonder what happened to the bloke.
"PPE is a fuckin' myth!" - Golden, thanks for the good work
It was a great chapter 1
That face he makes with the warm ice coffee is absolute gold
“THESE WERE A PRESENT FROM MY NONNA BEFORE SHE PAST AWAY”
I’m dying 🤣
Garn is a master of choreography, a true Australian icon in my eyes.
old mate finding out they used his boots to make the safety pluggas was just gold!
As a Rigger, this video and pretty much every single thing said in it is alarmingly accurate
Working in rigging I’ve noticed every bit of safety you put on past the high vis makes you the target of the next hour of workplace bullying, so yknow that’s a fun one
It’s true, I worked briefly for a company that had 4-5 ohs people. An absolute pisstake! All on big bucks doing the same job! 😡
I was literally re-watching all your vids today, they are hilarious. Keep up the good work!
As opposed to figuratively?
Steel cap jandals probably the most Aussie thing I’ve seen 🤣
Gotta wear a six point harness to take a piss!!! Soo bloody true!!!
Don't forget the Hot Work Permit to turn on your Sandwich Toaster.
Only if you have tested and tagged it, at least 5 minutes before use and every minute it is used.
I used to work with a safety officer who brought his traditional spear to the work site and paraded across a subdivision with 500+ plus workers. Hahaha. Safety first.
i’d be the safest cunt on the block if my safety guy could javelin me from afar for wearing the incorrect PPE.
Garn's OH&S standards are still more consistent than the Australian standard.
Hahaha
You bloody legend you made my day seeing your upload, thanks Garn!
And look at that!!! A special guest appearance from Superwog at the end there!! Keep up the awesome work blokes.
The steel toe flipflops is the greatest thing ever
One of the only channels with no ads
babe wake up new aus lore just dropped
the fact that house looks like every house being constructed that i see.
absolute perfection.
These just keep getting better and better 🤣
The scariest part is that this is actually real and accurate!! LOL!!
Its always a good day when Garn uploads
Garn is the peak of comedy, absolute gold
Victoria Bitter is the best beer on earth. I can still feel the hangovers 23 years later. Hope it hasn’t changed.
Keep up the great work, brightens up my day.
It's always the choice of camera shots that makes the video/message just that much better. I love every second, every time, awesome job, boys :D
Perfect Timing as always, just got promoted to S.O. yesterday, Garn's got me covered!
I needed this upload, I just finished binging all of your videos
hahaha "You gotta wear a 6-point harness to take a piss just so you don't fall in"
i should invest in those steel capped sandals
I love how this is "health and safety is over the top" and "workplace carelessness is everywhere" at the same time.
That zoom-out to the site ready bloke is too just too damn funny
I love this guy keep up the grind Garn
Turning a 40 minute job into an 8 hour day is 100%
1:29 The part where you kicked the OH&S folder away made me laugh! Legends like you make my day! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😎😎😎
About time, mate. I've been out here studying for finals and sweating my arse off in the armpit of Florida waiting for another one of your vids. Cheers!
Haha townsville where garn lives is like that too tropical weather
@@fullsendit292 he better watch out for mojo jojo and the powerpuff girls
Brilliant as always
The legends back
'Get the squirts' lmfao 😂😂😂😂
I just about died with the "PPE is a fucking myth" XD XD
You seriously gotta upload more bro. You videos are a breath of fresh air. Hope your doing well mate
The circular saw. Gold.
Another blessing from Garn
This has to be your finest work to date
Gday mate love your work your an absolute legend. Keep doing what your doing we all love ya
One of your best yet 👏
Brilliant! You make me laugh every time, “the squirts” 🤣🤣
Thanks mate!
The iced coffee in the window situation hits hard to home, had me in tears 🤣
This link is getting sent straight to my safety officer to improve his performance🤣
Absolutely hilarious. These videos get better and better
One of the best Australian CZcamsrs
Even small videos like this make my day.
God, this is one of the best yet.
Another awesome video, Keep the great work up
Bloody well written once again and beautifully presented as usual Connor. Well done lads. Welcome back. 👍🙂 wouldn't mind some more stuff ups to laugh at but I understand they'd be few and far between being the consummate professionals that you all are.
I work in construction in America and can confirm this 100% checks out even in the US.
love your stuff bloody legend.
Yooooo another video let’s goooo 💪💪
Love your channel and your content keep it up!
Exactly how every Job site reduces accidents, by not reporting them. Some are even so good they categorise accidents into non accident categories, just so they can make it look like they need to be there.
Another great video from Garn👍
The quality just keeps getting better 🤙🏽❤️
Love that vog celbrity in the end lol
UK Civil Engineering Apprentice here, agreed with most of the points made here. Health and Safety is pretty much common sense and "How to suck eggs" as my Lecturer fondly calls it.
I agree, and as a safety advisor myself, it should be common sense but so many WHS/OHS over complicate it and "police everyone"
I’ve been a safety guy for 17 years, I’m sharing this. We’ll done bud. Brilliant.
A new one!!!! Awesome!!!!
Great video once again
Watched this on FB and now here love your work guys subbed last year great stuff 😂😂
wow saw this video was uploaded 14 seconds ago. perfect time for me to go back to the main youtube page
THANK YOU for knowing that smoko is morning tea and not a smoke! Subbed just for that
Love your vids garn!
The trimming of the ply with the body underneath 🤣🤣🤣
Just lovely.
When your Binge watching Garn and you finish all the videos, and then he uploads!
🥳
Never disappoints 😂😂
Another banger mate!
Classic garn... Brilliant. Cheers mate.👍🍻
just so good
Okay so these are really well produced. Whoever your editor/video/soundguy is they are doing an absolutely banging job.
I think this was one of your best mate. I couldn't stop laughing and i really needed those laughs this week :)
I worked with a boilermaker who would take the laser thermometer into the servo with him to check out the sausage roll temps. He had a full internal selection matrix based off temp and date. Didn't have the heart to tell him a servo hot box wasn't quite a calibrated scientific instrument.
Thats a big scary bloak at the end... good job mate!
This guy nails it every time
I feckin love this guy
First video I've seen of you and I already like you. :)
These videos are amazing 👏
Best one yet Garn😂 10/10
This is gold!😂😂😂
Another point of great observation Garn , has got to the point where following the ppe rules can be harder than any of the jobs you actually do on site , yet some things do get ignored , like heavy lifting anything heavier than a stubby or a can or phone
you guys are legends!
Lol is that superwog flippin out over his boots?