Hard Turds Only with Monét X Change | The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie Mattel and Katya Zamo
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- čas přidán 31. 05. 2021
- From deep in the wilds of the San Fernando Valley, two bald bastards have begun their Pride celebration in a cold, dark recording studio in the basement of a vacuum cleaner repair shop. But will they let these frigid environs prevent them from welcoming a very special guest and waxing poetic about the consistency of excrement and the secret lives of Hollywood Royalty? Nay! So put down that maple-glazed doughnut you progenitor of filth, and turn on ye old CZcams or IGTV for the very first special edition video of The Bald and the Beautiful with the most specialest of guests, the one and only Monét X Change!
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About the Podcast:
F*ggy Bald f**ks by day, wildly successful crossdressing bombshells by night. The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie Mattel and Katya Zamo feature a pair of grizzled gay ghouls exploring the culture boundaries of modern beauty through interviews with gorgeous guests.
Trixie: 4k
Monét: 4k
Katya: Prezi slideshow of sketch artist interpretations of what Katya looks like
NOT PREZI
PREZI IM YELLING
DED AF
LMAO!
lol that was oddly secific
I love that Katya is perpetually out of focus.
It reflects her state of mind... cloudy.
She’s got the baby filter on at all times
Season 1 filter
She has been the ghost the whole time.
Art imitates life 😂😂😂
Trixie saying “she’s my Bob” about Katya I’ll never recover 🥺
Fr 😭
Between Trixie's hemorrhoid story and Monét's Dominican guy story, this episode was pretty wild.
that was the funniest moment of this week for me
Also, Lady Bunny's hard turd
Meanwhile katya was the normal one
Their accurate description of a full English was the most horrific moment for me, personally. 😉
@@O2BAmachine this is insane as an aussie an english brekky is amazing!!!! minus blood pudding lmao
Katya was starring in The Blurred and The Beautiful
🤣🤣🤣
Omg 😆
Hahaha died
I M DEAAD
so true
There’s something comfortingly on brand about Katya being fully out of focus for 97% of this episode 💀
Noooo is it like that for that long 😢
the chemistry between Monet and Katya is so wholesome to me.
Trixie said "she's my Monét" about Katya and she was goddamn right
I love that Katya vibrates at a frequency not able to be caught by a camera
Katya’s camera has her looking like she’s about to say “Trixie, the accident was four years ago. I’m in a better place. It’s okay to let go.”
I swear I’ve seen you comment on krinx tv
@@louuchis I probably have, I like that channel
Please don’t make me even think about this thank you ❤️
😭😭
I wanted to like this but you’re currently at 666 likes so imma leave it
Katya is still in the “a podcast is a podcast, it’s just audio thats why its called a podcast” phase, thats why shes somehow out of focus
it's because she's a flop. The camera said "`Hiiii flop" 😁
Hwang Shi Mok listens to Trixie and Katya???
@@squeezewax_ct just his fan but i sure hope he does 💃
My belief is that she's resentful about having to film herself that she lets it stay out of focus
I need the sponsors to increase Katya’s salary by 300% for her dedication to these promotions 😂😂
Monet singing “into the unknown” during the fly in the ass story is fantastic
I snorted my drink
katya’s voice is so versatile she could easily be a voice actor 😍
Have you listened to the ads in the pod? Katya is LIFE
Absolutely! Get that coin, Katya!
and that's why they should be on big mouth!!!!
Katya would be great at audiobooks!!
That's why I loved whimsically volatile, she's a delight to listen to
this editing of Trixie and Katya together makes it look like Trixie is ignoring Katya while she’s fully speaking to her 😆
I swear, it took me a hot minute to mentally calibrate where each of them were sitting.
@@MubinNoor they should just do a big roundtable and one camera only
@@RNCHFND @RanchoFundo I actually really like that they each have a camera facing them, but I think they should swap seats. If they just flipped the split-screen I could foresee people being like OMGgg It'S SO WeIRd ThAT KAtyA'S oN ThE WrOnG SiDE and nothing else in the comments. But if they just sat in the different spots but did everything the same it would be be clearer who was facing who while talking. idk
But I do like the cam set up. I think it captures reactions better head-on vs a round table wide shot
@@MubinNoor PLS
Yeah it made it look like she was rolling her eyes a lot
Katya having these few moments of clarity amidst all the blur is just right. I feel represented, I feel heard.
who the fuck's name is "narcy"
Monet rly came out STRONG with the shit stories and trixie and Katya’s jaws DROPPED I gag
can u pls put the timestamp for the shit story
I legit can't find it
16:34
“By the way, condom broke and Shangela was robbed” Tracy pls 💀
I screamed💀🤣
49:20 for the lovers
"they pull out of me and go: the condom broke and shangela was robbed"
I'M HOLLERING 💀
Omg when does she say this???
49:20
16:08 Trixie doing astral projection while hearing that 'pissing in the sink' story yet again. After several years coping with that anecdote, she eventually went out of emotions or proper reaction ^^
Katya’s being filmed by the camera they use to get pictures of Bigfoot.
This comment took me out and flew me to Mars.
Hilarious!
Trixie’s face of exasperation and disappointment when Katya said “that’s how I started pissing in the sink” 💀💀😂
Which to this day is an underrated activity 🤣🤣🤣
Cause she heard that story 500 times by now 😂
She was so 100% done😂
I’ve heard the piss in the sink story so many times but watching Trixie have exactly zero patience for it STILL after all this time? Fully worth the effort for video.
Hard Turd ONLY Time stamp - 47:55
you’re welcome
Thank you SO much I was seriously going insane trying to find it, I thought it was earlier 🤦♂️
Thank youuuuuuu
Thank u
Thanks!! Hahaha I’ve listened to this podcast 100 times trying to find it!
I am absolutely LIVING for this visual. Seeing their reactions as they all share stories together is everything. I hope video versions of the podcast will be a regular thing.
It also made me realize just how bad my vision is as I'm holding my phone two inches away from my face to try and get a clear visual on Katya the entire time 💀
I'm a visual person and being able to see their expressions and interactions is everything to me. Thanks so much!!
Yess same plus I have a small attention span
@@jermikaneston6039 Same here-small attention span. Ugh! I'll be listening and then a "feather" floats by and the next thing I know I realize I've zoned out. 😰
same
Same here
Same I need something to focus on xD
i *LAUGHED* when Katya was telling about the statistic and Monet just straight up believed for a sec, because there are times when Monet fake-lies to Bob in their podcast lol
katya: out of focus
trixie: covered by the microphone
monet: all great
hahahahha
i love how trixie always says that she hates fart and shit stories and yet here we are....
HTO
Does she look like she’s enjoying it 😂
Their reaction at 17:58 is everything
A blood fart.. _a blood fart_ .. *a blood fart* 😏
Trixie does not want to deal with disgusting stories...
unless she’s telling them
I love Katya's new filter, makes her look so young!
LOLLOLOLOLOLLL
vaseline on the camera like drag race season 1 lmao
FUCK- You know what, I think she'd agree though lmao
She looks so young. The quality of the camera looks like a picture of a fetus in ultrasound
i want you to go back on drag race and when Ru says: "What would you say to younger Katya?", it's a picture of you at 31
I love that Katya started reading ads indifferent voices because it was the only way she could bring herself to do it, but now she's doing literally all the ad reads
Try listening to them at double speed. Hilarious
Worth the visuals just to see Trixie nodding resignedly when Katya begins talking about pissing in the sink once again
Give Trixie some candy and she actually lets the guest talk LOLOL
😭😭😭😭
her pockets are already full of starburst wrappers
FINALLY, WE CAN WATCH THE PODCAST 🔥🔥🔥
I’ve been waiting for this one. Turn it up
im gonna eat up EVERY SINGLE ONE
@@ashleyarceneaux5617 GIRL SAME
PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
@@lindycoulee OMG
This has been one of the best podcasts for a very long time. Monet knows how to keep the conversation flowing. Thanks Monet.
When Trixie moaned “Oh I wanna try poooopy stuff!” I screamed 😂😂
Katya out of focus seems oddly appropriate lol
Are you fucking kidding me with the add reads? I could just listen to these. No podcast required. Katya has such a wild range. She's too intelligent, I truly cannot
yessss!!!!!!!!
God you had my scared in the first sentence. I thought you were gonna go off on them for having sponsors lol
If it was anyone else, I would think it was a technical issue that she is perpetually out of focus. However, because it’s Katya, it feels like a choice.
Just saying, Vivacious being the nyc drag race orientator is very wholesome, i love it
I’m ready for Katya to start a side podcast where she only does ad reads in different accents
No, like read books. Murder mystery omg I would totally love that
@@lvgeeco7121 or true crime stories
gotta love katya trying to sell us new dental care as if she hasnt had perfect teeth for at least a decade
And only went to the dentist after realizing she had too much sugary cereals. 😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂
teeth that WITHSTOOD METH
18:07 is actually why we needed a visual component to this masterpiece of a podcast. Bless Monet for christening this first episode so deeply lmaoooo
Appreciate the time stamp my friend
Katya's reaction at 17:57 is so fucking funny it's like she's trying to process what she just heard.
I'm so happy that they decided to do a separate channel for them both. Like that Katya gets some coin too.
Trixie was not keeping the money from the views she gave half to katya...but yes this way is better because Trixie channel was getting all over the place.... now she needs to move Trixie cosmetics to it's own channel because Trixie Mattel tv and Trixie cosmetics are two different brands
@@gabriellavalentine1629 your rambling is all over the place but like you said, it just makes it less convoluted as to decide what content you want to experience.
@@jesusA3333 sorry for my rambling being all over the place I have ADHD I left my comment open and walk away then wrote more left then wrote more
I think they get very little from youtube ads, their primary revenue is from ads they do themselves
@@gabriellavalentine1629 I apologize if I came off as rude about the rambling. I just look forward to supporting these queens who help us escape reality for a bit. 😊
Trixie: I-
Katya: Actually, that's how I started pissing in the sink
Katya figuring out the formula for not skipping ads, shes done it again girl. Always raising the bar.
I love that katya and trixie both just get a distant look on their face when the other tells a story they already know lol
Katya's, rpdr season 1, filter is stunning. Gorgeous. Unclockable fish
And I quote, "Mama, not a single cavity. NOT A SINGLE CAVITY."
Wait, I think I replied to the wrong comment XD
@@MubinNoor no fam, that was perfect....
No, no, noooo... we’re not supposed to be using the “fish” term anymore 🙄🙄🙄 the children are getting triggered!!
Monet is the perfect first guest to start the channel I love her so much Bronx represent
First guest? Are you new here girl?
@@christianurena510 first guest to have been recorded and on the new channel
Trixie's sad face, when she has to wait for her turn to speak lmao
“They pull oUt of me and go...’condom broke and Shangela was robbed’” AHHHHHHHHH
after this we need trixie and katya on the sibling rivalry pod
This^^^^
Kyungsoo in ur pp looks hilarious
Bob and Trixie would do all the talking
I’m so in love with Katya. In drag. Not in drag. I don’t care.
she has regressed to having NO eyebrows now and she's STILL smokin' hot
lOssooddolsls
Ikr I am a platinum gold star lesbian and I think Brian is hot asf so that says something
@@schoolemail190 same
Could y’all imagine a 3-way podcast between Trixie & Katya, Bob & Monét and Willam & Alaska called “The Bald Sibling Chaser” - I would pay so much money for that experience.
start 3:35
break 1 23:09
break 2 39:00
HTO story 47:55
HTO line 48:29
THIS WAS THE FUNNIEST EPISODE LMAO PLEASE HAVE MONET ON AGAIN
We need them again on the episode lmao
Monét was such an amazing guest!! 💗
Let’s all appreciate that this is free while it lasts
i dont think any drag queen would want their fand to pay for them to watch a podcast.. theyre all so humble. Except roxxxy maybe
This would honestly not be the same if I couldn’t see y’all, this was fantastic, amazing, beautiful, transcendent and made me ovulate. Thank you for this.
When Katya says "Mama, when I tell you..." I get my life.
Katya: Anne Bancroft - 62, look it up!
Anne Bancroft: Died in 2005 at the age of 73
can we talk about monet's dominican guy story because 💀💀
Mortifying! Like, no thank you, Dominican guy - please take this back and escort yourself out immediately.
trixie's laugh at 45:53
oWNS MY HEARTTT
I love seeing Trixie out of drag so much cause you get to actually appreciate her facial expressions 😂😂
The camera identifying Katya as a gost 👻🥲😅
It's because she's gotten rid of all her eyebrows now, it was the last straw for facial recognition, I bet if she took off that hat the camera would just power down
seeing trixie and katya laughing and conversing out of drag is astonishing v much love it
When you realize Katya could make a killing as a voice actor...That was the best ad reading, I was pulled in like shit had a plot.
I don’t ever think I’ve seen a longer ad break than these
The quickest 51 minutes of my life. What a fantastic episode.
100%, I thought I'd watch maybe 15 minutes and couldn't turn it off
I'm obsessed with the fact that they've started saying "SOMEBODY LIED TO HER SEVERAL TIMES" 💀💀💀
Is this quote from something?
@@kelpower1 it's a quote from Tiffany NY Pollard on Celebrity Big Brother
Or when they say “ look at the material” 😂
hearing that vivacious reached out to monet like damn that sisterhood and solidarity is beautiful
I love the fact that katya is so clearly improving all of the ad breaks
“It’s like the Last Supper” 💀💀💀 I’m deceased 🤣
Trixies face/smile when Katya talks 😭 so much love
I cannot express the love I have for Trixie and Katya
Monets laugh brings me so much joy
MONETTTT
I can already envision her open-mouth cackling. I hope 78% of this is complaining about Bob.
“they always say nice stuff about me” cut to: this past weekend when someone complimented trixie’s style and katyas attitude 💀
HAHA LITERALLY
i loooooooooooove monet and you guys have the best stories with her please bring her back again later 😩😩
this is the trio I never knew I needed 🙌
trixie and monet: clear camera
katya: 🌫
katya never being in focus just makes sense
I've never thought of Trixie out of drag as unattractive, but I must say he is just so handsome here!
we've heard katya's pee in the sink story like, 546 times at this point lmao
If you don’t like me at my Bimini you don’t deserve me at my Bon Boulash
Monet's shit story had me screaming over here. OMG. That was the funniest and most disgusting thing I have heard in awhile!
A pretty serious breach of consent if you ask me.
@@nataliaalfonso2662 Absolutely!! I felt awful for her, omfg
@@pbvibes6789 it's fucking sick!
Monét is a fuckin riot at all times, this was such a good episode. I 100% thought Katya was gonna leave the room and go hang out with Selena Gomez when she was telling the scat fetish story.
I can't stop laughing at how awful it is. Made worse by imagining the person doing it and saying, "hi, plop."
Girlllll this episode should be longerrrr
Three of my favourites. Monet should join this pod! She is bald and beautiful
Loved the whole 2 minutes Katya was on focus! 😍
Is it just me that can’t get over how attractive Trixie looks???? Holy 😍
I don't know if she realises people are NOT joking when they tell her to drop the skincare routine. Damn.
Omg, my ass exposing my hetero self when ever I see Trixie out of drag, girl be making me feel all kinds of ways🥲
@@seanceknowles2911 Literally loool
It's 2024 and I'm rewatching this podcast series to bring me some sanity 😭❤️❤️❤️
18:00 I can FEEL Katya's pain just from the expression alone
them: do you know about that? Monet: *scared* nooooo...
Then she proceeded to tell a story about how a dude shat on his chest lmfaooo
This episode was a riot, loved it! You should have Monet back some time in the future
Whenever katya comes into focus I’m like hiiii~
I listened all throughout the ads! Katya's voice and level of articulation...ugh. Love
If trixie never wore her drag again I would miss it, but I would still be a HUGE fan and continue to watch, support, and purchase everything she does (except for the products I couldn't get because they sold out before I got paid lol)
She is so adorable out of drag. I actually get excited when I see she is doing stuff in her boy clothes. Not that I don't absolutely LOVE the whole Trixie look as well.
Omg that moment from 5:22 to 5:29. So *freaking* adorable! Haha I can't believe such terrible shit comes out of that mouth haha
Girl, same
He is adorable out of drag. It's a man you know???? White straight cis woman cringe.
@@shongueesha7875 WHAT?!? Trixie is a man?!?!
@@mizstories9646 so you should know better! Just very cringe
@@shongueesha7875 also are you saying that you or I is straight and cis gendered? Cause if you're saying that I am those things, not that you deserve for me to define myself but at the same time I never get tired of saying... I am actually a big ole lesbian. Well actually quite small in size but HUGE in how gay I am. 😁
And if you are just identifying yourself for me, haha, first you're gross, why do you feel the need to let me know that you are in fact white and straight. Also why are you even here on this video? I'm gunna give you a heads up. There's a whole lot of gay shit being talked about here and yes even men who refer to themselves as a she sometime.
I mean come on, the episode literally talks about "hard turds" in the title but you're upset that I referred to Trixie as a she hahaha
I could listen to a whole hour of just the ad reads katya does. Its both intriguing, sensual, and unsettling all at once...
This was way too short and way too funny. Bring Monet back!
They do a three part harmony when they say “hey” towards the end
Roasting Bob in the first episode . This is going to be a success