Molotovn’t-Ribbentropn’t Pact
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- čas přidán 8. 01. 2020
- The Second World War is all about compromises ready to be broken. The pact between these states just happen to be a “not-so-non-aggressive” pact at the end. Ah well.
Also, sorry for no Christmas/Winter-related stuff. I’ve been doing other stuff, and been away a lot during December
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Music used:
-Deutscher Militärmarsch “Deutschland hoch in Ehren”
• Deutscher Militärmarsc...
-Final Fantasy IV Music - (Victory) Fanfare
• Video
-Hearts of Iron III: Offensive
• Video
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Voice actor/s:
-Germany - Yannick (German)
-Soviet - Dmitri (Russian)
All voices from Oddcast.
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Fun fact:
Besides it's about the pact, this is somewhat based on an old comic of mine: i.imgur.com/8hlnABW.png
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Programs used:
-Adobe After Effects
-Adobe Photoshop
-Other minor programs not necessary to mention (if used) - Krátké a kreslené filmy
Germany: *deal with the USSR*
Germany a few years later:
*i mUsT cEaSe yOuR eXiSt*
Rhine Ball ^^
Hello my friend
le Kaiser ayy
Gottverdamt
Soviet union: You talk too much, kraut.
Germany : my great army shall win this wa-
Soviet Union be like : нет
Germany: How about expanding our territories in Europe?
Soviet:
Germany: Non aggression guaranteed.
Soviet:
Germany: Anticapitalist int...
Soviet: DEAL.
First reply suckers
@@takendown.mp4882 ok
Always up for anti-Capitalism
June 22, 1941...
and got yeeted
my favorite part is how casually the USSR just says "You talk to much kraut" after getting hit on the head with a bat.
Well technically it isn't Russia, but the Soviet Union
Before someone says the soviet union and Russia is the same thing, stfu, every SSR had its own language used in every news and TV broadcast, their languages were taught in schools, only thing outed was the whole nationalism thing, russian language was only major cuz russians made most of the soviet union, and the largest USSR city was in Moscow
0:42
You guys sound like those crying Scots telling everyone Britain isn’t just England.
@@jakemckeown9459 you're comparing the former USSR to Britain
*This enraged Soviet, who punished him severely.*
Oversimplified, I see
And you'd think "But the USSR didn't beat Germany, the vikings did!"
“Then if you like Vikings so much, why don’t you download today’s (insert Viking game) here!”
@@idkwhatusernameshouldiuse9461 Raid shadow legends?
@@Volkaer WAR ROBOTS!!! A TACTICAL LRNGIULSHGR *Insert screamings of why you should download war robots*
When he said,, Да"
I felt that
"Да" - "Yes"
I must cease your exist
вива чили
Let's me explain you in Russian so you will understand it better.....
*ладно так "Yes" по русски это да*
u forgot the 😔👊
Germany: Operation Barbarossa is the thing now.
"Shows battle plans to the enemy"
The enemy : uno reverse
@@Blue-tw6bp 3 years later:
You know what Kraut?
Operation Barbarossa is so lame
Operation Bagration is the thing now, you know?
Germany: and that kids is why u don't leave witnesses
pretty much
And that's why he got beat up real bad
The ending is priceless. The Soviet Union hit Germany so hard it split in two 😄
While also recreating that moment in the Simpson where Barney gets hit with a chair
Ironicaly, USSR split Germany in 3 since they took Könighsber (Prussia) from Germany XD
@@pitioti 3 occupation zones in the west, one in the east, prussia being given to Poland and Kaliningrad made soviet
0:14 “ it’s only between us two powerful *S H T A T E S* “ lmao
In German, "st" is pronounced "sht"
Schtates
I love how the Soviet looks so chill
Edit 12k Jesus never expected this to blow up just randomly wrote something I thought was cringe cause I couldn't describe soviet's emotion in this scene thanks dudes
*D E A L*
You talk to much kruat
Russians don't talk much
*The power of chill(chair)*
@@ComradeHellas its not actually true. We are cold to random people, not smiling to everybody like european people do, but if we get closer with somebody, we are one of the most emotional nation
Teacher: "describe eastern front in less than a minute"
Me:
"I see you summarised the eastern front of WW2 in just 11 seconds less from my summary."
Noice
You talk too much, Kraut. This got me 😂
Kofola_NutellaLover_ Elise stfu gacha
@@weskerposting What did I do to you that you're so rude to me..
I like how when he broke one chair over his head he had 4 chairs left to threaten america.
@Ashton Frey the both sides start stockpiling chairs and competing for who can make the best firework
@Ashton Frey Proud and ignorant American found
@@SlizMaster euro who’s salty about his country getting invaded several times found
@@sebaskin-robbins6569 If I was salty I'd be agreeing lol
@@SlizMaster definitely salty
The fact that the Soviet Union defeats Germany with so much ease while not even talking makes this 10x more funnier
Especially since the Soviets took like 4 times more casualties than Germany during WW2 all together
the military causalities excluding the losses of 1941 are 1:1.5 which is not that bad the rest that you state here is from the huge war crimes the germans commited against the soviet populous and from the huge losses at the start @@megatitan8161
@@megatitan8161 Im sure fighting an enemy who considers civilians subhuman will do that.
Agreed@@Cotac_Rastic
Nazi Germany: "Guten tag sovjetunion mein frend!"
Soviet Union: *Presses X for doubt*
*red army as joined the chat*
*x*
X
Uh oh-
X
As a german, I can confirm the voice is a hundred percent accurate
ja... gut boi
Did you mean the accent
Good to know
So if I hit you with a chair you will split in two ?
@@cpp3221 hehe I'm in danger.
"You talk too much" will ALWAYS be the best part of this channel.
Ссср: "Ударил Германию стулом"
Табуретка: "нервно курит в сторонке"
Русишь? Я донт понимать русишь)))
Hallo Leute
@@cgb6949 hallo
Юху Совок в деле
155 ЛАЙКОВ??? ЧТАГО?
America, Britain, and France: ok soviet union how do we divide germany equally
Soviet Union: *C* *H* *A* *I* *R*
Secret weapon of USSR
This special soviet C H A I R
And they still wound up with the smaller half 😷
@@HomersIlliad you forget the large portion they gave to Poland... they didn't want a large German puppet.
Gottverdammt
The voice actor needs a raise.
You do realize it's just text to speech? That's what it sounds like when you give English words to a German text to speech.
Jakub Komorowski-Marcjan well then they need to put the bot on a Higher pedestal
@@TheRealDrae Yeah and it needs a raise lol.
@@TheRealDrae Its a joke
@@Davi29TH 4 os
Germany *signs up a non aggression pact with soviet union*
*1 second later*
Germany: I don't wanna play with u any more
USSR: So you have chosen death
Meanwhile Switzerland: It means no worries, For the rest of your days!
It's all problem free, philosophy...
𝙃𝙖𝙠𝙪𝙣𝙖 𝙈𝙖𝙩𝙖𝙩𝙖!
"Deal"
*Bonk*
"So if you secuse me, i must cease your exist-"
*Bonk*
When he said "You talk tou much, kraut"
I felt that
Yes panzer you talk to much
@@namakuraihan3382 nein
That is an incorrect translation In russian we call the germans "Fritz"
@@waltuh11121 no
Gottverdammt.
Germany: *hits Soviet Union with a baseball bat*
Soviet Union: *hits Germany with a chair* How the allies won ww2
this is how they also won WW1
And if you want to be even more accurate you could say that America gave the Soviets the chair
*Y E E T*
@@superbattleship3873 yeah like in last year when Soviets were almost in Berlin
@@iljenshumilin467 Well, the lend lease to the soviets did start in 1941, so kinda innacurate statement
This animation is so smooth and satisfying.
Moral of the story: *Never Hit The USSR with a Bat*
2nd moral of the story: *Never talk to much*
Is this a story?
@@luckypaembonanhappychristm5682
dont take the story part literally
Everyone : HOW DO WE WIN AGAINST GERMANY??!
Soviet Union: C H A I R P O W E R
Lots of Cannon Fodder and a little but of hubris on the German side.
Yeah, we had superior Chair power by the end of the war
lol dont mess with da chairpower xaxaxa
Only way to win agains old good germany is all agains one(and japan is not really helpful)
@@IudiciumInfernalum You really shouldn't have try to learn Eastern Front history by watching "Enemy at the Gates"
When I succeed in becoming a history teacher I will show this in class
Might do that too
Please do
Our history teacher shows us Oversimplified sometimes.
@@Windenland Nice! I plan on doing that XD
Yes, Same
That 1 hit with chair = 1418 days of enormous suffering, sacrifices, heroism and 27 million people...
Not bad for a 49 second video
Being both *Russian* and *German,* I affirm this is accurate.
Nice
Bro cant decide team
"I must cease your exis-"
Cheese Boi *hit with chair* you talk to much kraut
@@Homicide187. zhat ist mien line
Gottverdammt
Famous last word
"A nice Berlin you got there, it'd be a shame if it was used for the longest ever flex tape commercial"
Germany: “Non-Aggression guaranteed.”
Also Germany: *wink*
;)
666 likes
@@Dullificationdogue jajajajaja
😏 germany had POWER-HUNGARY ideas tho
Neat detail with East Germany being the one with the helmet, since their early army uniform resembled that of the Reich's
“I must cease your exis-“
“You talk too much, kraut.”
*nuke noises*
"Non-Aggression Pact? Helping expanding our territories?"
"..."
"Also Anti Capitalist interests"
"DEAL."
Both Nazi Germany and Soviet Union were State Capitalist countries.
@@levvy3006 Who were capitalists in the USSR?
@@levvy3006 Basically a part of socialism, idk About Germany, maybe the fascist verion
Priorities first
@@levvy3006 Germany yes, USSR was a state mandated economy, which is VERY different from state capitalism
0:26: When you don’t read the terms and conditions
o
@@marluk8628 o
MarLuk MarLuk i
@@enzymcs2992 o
Yes Name o
"Before we attack the Germans, i would like to thank OUR sponsorship Raid: Shadow Legends for making this possible"
-СССР, 1945
>English
>СССР
wha
Wait have RSD deca invented a time machine?
3 Words For This Video "Short, Concise, and Very Clear"
Germany: I ate you communis
*Britain gives military guarantee to Poland and builds a war coalition
Germany: Ok you kno what russia i laike u
Haha lol
U should make a vid like this one dude🤣🤣
You talk to much Kraut
Wi are germanz not Frensch
Oh Hai CZcamsr
0:33 I like how the bat breaks after Germany hits the Soviet Union
yes
@@Bary____Grengon hey
Yo
@@Bary____Grengon Oi
Germany: I'm speeeeed!
UsSR: im THICC!
I like it how Russia has extra chairs just in case the first one dosent do the trick
We've been Tricked We've been Backstabbed and We've been quite possibly Bamboozled
*Anticapitalist Interests Exist*
Soviet Union: **DEAL**
My depiction of ww2 is good too but not as good as this
czcams.com/video/1X4AQiNjV5E/video.html
Germany: This is a once in a lifetime opportunity you defiantly won't want to miss another invasion of Poland!
Soviet Union: We dont stop at Warsaw, we are going to Berlin
It would be better if reversed, and with "We won't stop at Warsaw, we'll take moscow"
@@realmario979 No, it would be better if reversed in an another way, Poland: "We wont stop at Warsaw, we'll take Moscow"
@@filipfajny8922 "We won't stop at Warsaw, we'll take the whole Europe"
@@realmario979 "We won't stop at Europe, we'll take the whole Earth."
@@curt4174 "We wont stop at the russian music collection,well take the ucranian music collection"
USSR: U Talk to much, Kraut
Germany: Gottverdammit
*This is Non-Agression Pact*
Soviet: This is perma?
German: Yesn't
Expanding our territories in *H O R O P*
-Germany 2020
Ich dont get it
The pronunciation of Europe by Germanyball
Ist only between us two powerful *schtates. Non-aggretsion guaranteerd*
Mh Ich sehe...
But im Pretty clear hear europ
@@AmberCommentsThings and getting fair economich deals? How awsome dat
Remember kids, don’t invade Russia, unless your Mongolian.
You're
Or Pole
*revolution*
or second German empire or Poland-Lithuania
Do not invade Russia in general its a bad idea
0:31 BONK
СССР: Да
3 рейх: Пиз...
СССР: *Табуретку об голову*
еще бы гранату и было бы шикарное мясо из фашиста
*Germany* : I must cease your existance.
*Soviet Union* : So you have chosen *death* .
Wrog you mean you talk to much kraut
_You Kraut_ love that nickname 😂
*Germany:* I must cease your existance
*Советский Союз:* So you have chosen *_Chair_*
@@mihaipetris2147 _You wouldn't get it_
Germany: Launches Babarossa
USSR: So you have broken the pact, huh? In that case you have chosen death.
"I must cease your exist" "You talk too much"
kraut
@Brazilian YT *East Germany casually having a werhmacht 2.0*
*KRAUT*
@@StormFox_1 gottverdamnt
Germany: Don't worry, sign the pact and I will definitely not ever not attack you
Hahahah I like how the balls are just jumping after they signed the pact + the sound effect
Imagine invading without a declaration of war
-This post was made by the soviet union gang
This post was also liked the the United States gang
Imagine joining the war because some boats were sunk
[This post was made by USSR gang]
Imagine getting invaded from both sides without a declaration of war.
-The Hussar gang.
@@jankubiak324 Imagine signing the same deal a year prior for Zaolsie and then playing victim.
[This post was made by Benes gang]
Imagine not switching sides to ultimately win the war regardless of a team you picked
- This post was made by pasta gang
Nazi germany: "Guten tag sovjetunion mein frend!"
Soviet Union: *doubt*
Stolen
@@christianalbanian865 X to doubt
X
X
Yes someone who actually called nazi Germany Nazi Germany
I love your channel keep up the great stuff!!!!!
0:48 two years old me trying daddy's suit hahaha
Germany: Also anti-capitalist..
Soviet Union: *D E A L*
When you didn't read all of Terms and Condition.
Germany: Also pact is until 4-
Soviet Union: Deal
Gummball?
the magic words!
Soviet Union: _signs the Molotov-Ribbentrop Pact_
The Third Reich: *I'm gonna do what's called a pro-gamer move.*
The Third Reich why do I here boss music
Soviet Union: *uses uno reverse card*
@@sharontio7265 i was gonna write the same thing
Does that pro-gamer move involve dying?
That went completely wrong
This video is a masterpiece. I don’t know why, but this is amazing.
I love how east Germany is too smol for the helmet
0:44 East Germany is soooo cute with a helmet
You talk to much "Kraut"
Strangest sentence ever
69
True
UwU
0:43 is so relatable when a Krauts just won't shut up.
Da
Jä
Those krauts gotta stop talking and start surrendering as we got the Reichstag, smh my head
@@realmario979 how about NEIN
@@manuelschurig2266 nyet.
How Germany said: Gottverdammt in the end got me
0:00 “Guten tag Soviet (Onion)”
Germany: gottverdammit
Ussr: there is no god where you're going
There is, the wonderful god of Potatoes and good German Beer ;-;
God of potato-ish bear.
Yeah for people who blaspeheme and dont repent ; (
@@rickyspanish329 atheists....atheists
Да?
And then there are my games...
T H E S O V I E T U N I O N H A S J O I N E D T H E A X I S
ExtremelyGullibleMeme un holy but graceful alliance
*Berlin-Moscow axis intensifies*
@@whatever7645 Да?
B E R L I N - M O S C O W A X I S
@@rudaleru Да?
0:26 bro lookin like he woke up for work
"You talk to much krout"
*Signature look of superiority*
Germany: hits Soviets with baseball bat
Soviets: hits Germany with multiple chairs (it was very effective)
Also Germany: We beat him up, now we use gun on him.
Thomas Vamvoukakis omg your profile pic had me dead😂😂😂😂
Effectively Soviet Union broke 30 million «chairs» over German head, against 4 million broken German «chairs».
@@Ivan_StandWithUkraine
Thats not true. Military losses are comparable. 7-8 millions combat losses of Germany and its allies on eastern front against 8-9 million soviet combat losses.
@@peterdurum434 what are the random numbers? en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eastern_Front_(World_War_II) So, it's roughly 1:1.5 also dynamics shows that before USSR regrouped and requested help from Allies the ratio was sometimes 1:20.
Soviet: good old babuska’s carpenters chair would do the trick
I remembered Russia 2012 eurovision
Van Darkholme?
@@zeynepyalniz7690 ne alaka
This is so cute, entertaining and probably educational (if it's accurate).
1939 the Molotov-Ribbentrop Pact was signed. in the same year, Poland is attacked by Germany and the Soviet Union.
1941: Germany breaks the Molotov-Ribbentrop Pact and launches Operation Barbarossa.
“So if you’ll excuse me, I must cease you exis-“
“You talk to much, Kraut”
Last time I was this early I messed up my sleep schedule.
This is suprisingly smooth for a animation about 2 balls being states.
This might be my new favorite video
Germany: I must cease your exist-
Soviet: *nO u*
Well... Germany still exists
Yeah... The allies just loved 2 for 1 specials.
@@RedFortressbut nazi germany got erase
@@racelkatyusha403 Nazi germany was just Hitler and his fascist party killing innocent people. The nation of Germany and its people have the right to exist just like any other nation has the right to exist. That's why contrary to Nazi propaganda that says the communists want to destroy Germany the Soviets wanted to create a new German state instead of some westerners who wanted to delete Germany completely to ensure they never get too powerful again
The east Germany at the end is so cute :3
Yep. That's facts. He smol an the Stahlhelm is way too big for him. He also looks like he has no idea what's happening.
@@Windenland He is probably making an ugly plastic body for the pre war DKW to call it Trabant.
Wtf?
"You know what? The Molotov-Ribbentrop Pact is so lame. Operation Barbarossa is the thing now you know. So, if you excuse me, i must cease your exist- *C H A I R P O W E R*"
0:47 East Germany: Gotverdammt. (Godammit.)
I felt that dude
USSR: Signs pact with Germany.
Germany:" Omae wa-"
USSR :"*no u*"
Getmany:"NANI?"
USSR: begin chair storm*
It should be: neyt ty
@@budycabra6668 Да.
I dont understand the chair detail, can you explain?
@@LinhNguyen-gy1yi That's a reference to this video
Germany: "I must seize your..."
USSR: "AND THAT'S WHEN THE DEAD MEN ARE MARCHING AGAIN!!"
Wrong war but still funny
*Everybody gangsta until Germany winks*
Animation and sound effects are ON POINT! Keep up the good work :D
"You talk too much,kraut"
-Soviet Russia 2019
Union of Soviet Socialist Republic*
@@thenapaleon1677 Republic's
@@doro5013 Republics
"Soviet russia in 2019"
Wait, that is illegal
"Deal"
- Soviet Russia 1939
"Stares"
- Soviet Russia 1941
"You talk too much, krau-t"
Soviet Russia 1945
"Goddamnit"
East Germany 1945-1946
Soviet union: hey germany wanna hear a joke
Germany: what is it
Soviet union: Moscow
Germany: i dont get it
Soviet union: indeed you dont
HA
what's the catch
When will those unfunny memes stop
Overused
Germany: Hey, wanna hear a joke?
Soviet Union: What is it?
Germany: Berlin
Soviet Union: I get it
Germany: You w- Wait WHAT
every antagonist ever be like
Got a 15-second unskippable ad before this, worth it.
Oh yes, the Eastern Front...
*gottverdammt*
Yes............
BLYAT
**Winter exists**
GOTTVERDAMMT
Godverdomme there we go again
_Хахаха_ Зимой Россию нельзя атаковать...
German Reich: “Guten Tag, Sowjetunion, mein Freund. Gute Nachrichten.”
Soviet Union: “Да? Что это?”
German Reich: “Ich dachte nur, es ist eine perfekte Zeit dafür. Ähm, ich weiß es nicht. Erweiterung unseres Territoriums in Europa. Es ist nur zwischen uns zwei mächtigen Staaten. Nichtangriff garantiert. Und faire Wirtschaftsabkommen, d. H. Antikapitalistische Interessen? Ich meine, wie großartig ist das?”
Soviet Union: “Сделка.”
*German Reich hits Soviet Union with a bat*
German Reich: “Weißt du was? Der Molotow-Ribbentrop-Pakt ist so lahm. Operation Barbarossa ist das, was Sie wissen. Wenn Sie mich also entschuldigen, muss ich Ihre
Existenz einstellen”
*Soviet Union throws a chair at the German Reich, hitting the German Reich*
Soviet Union: “Ты слишком много говоришь, Краут”
German Reich: “Gott verdammt”
Мда
Рашин
das zaubert mir ein lächeln ins gesicht
Только не краут,а фриц
А теперь наоборот)
"Non-aggression guaranteed!"
*That wink says otherwise...*
This successfully explains the incident between me and the third Reich
Nazi Germany: Omae wa mou shideir-
USSR: **shows reverse card**
Nazi Germany: *Mr Japan, i dont feel so good.*
**dies**
Japan: *hold on this whole operation was your idea*
It would be USSR
@@yee7849 Well actually no.. Japan should attack russia from the Back so a two front war would russia have.. (sry for bad english)
@@Thulean1 Wouldn't have made a difference, Japan already had their asses handed to them by the Soviets just a few years before the war, not to mention they would have had to cross Siberia.
@@MrHat. sorry
The helmet: *lands on DDR*
Me: Coindence? *I think not!*
You got Molotovn’t-Ribbentropn’t!
As a history buff I can confirm that this is accurate
Hitler: oh! Here I don’t have a toilet paper, oh we have the molotov’t-Ribbentrop’t pact
ALEX HUANG pact
Corona meme
"You talk too much kraut."
"Gottverdamt"
I love this
Ю тэлк ту мач, краут
I like how East Germany kept it's legacy helmet xD
Getting smacked so hard you gain split personality disorder
Never seen such an animation,
Chair: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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