Molotovn’t-Ribbentropn’t Pact

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  • čas přidán 8. 01. 2020
  • The Second World War is all about compromises ready to be broken. The pact between these states just happen to be a “not-so-non-aggressive” pact at the end. Ah well.
    Also, sorry for no Christmas/Winter-related stuff. I’ve been doing other stuff, and been away a lot during December
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    Music used:
    -Deutscher Militärmarsch “Deutschland hoch in Ehren”
    • Deutscher Militärmarsc...
    -Final Fantasy IV Music - (Victory) Fanfare
    • Video
    -Hearts of Iron III: Offensive
    • Video
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    Voice actor/s:
    -Germany - Yannick (German)
    -Soviet - Dmitri (Russian)
    All voices from Oddcast.
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    Fun fact:
    Besides it's about the pact, this is somewhat based on an old comic of mine: i.imgur.com/8hlnABW.png
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    Programs used:
    -Adobe After Effects
    -Adobe Photoshop
    -Other minor programs not necessary to mention (if used)
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  • @nationalistrhine4465
    @nationalistrhine4465 Před 4 lety +8391

    Germany: *deal with the USSR*
    Germany a few years later:
    *i mUsT cEaSe yOuR eXiSt*

  • @Kitsuwen
    @Kitsuwen Před 4 lety +6670

    Germany: How about expanding our territories in Europe?
    Soviet:
    Germany: Non aggression guaranteed.
    Soviet:
    Germany: Anticapitalist int...
    Soviet: DEAL.

  • @invurret9533
    @invurret9533 Před 3 lety +5876

    my favorite part is how casually the USSR just says "You talk to much kraut" after getting hit on the head with a bat.

    • @petrmatko6628
      @petrmatko6628 Před 3 lety +140

      Well technically it isn't Russia, but the Soviet Union

    • @blake2992
      @blake2992 Před 3 lety +168

      Before someone says the soviet union and Russia is the same thing, stfu, every SSR had its own language used in every news and TV broadcast, their languages were taught in schools, only thing outed was the whole nationalism thing, russian language was only major cuz russians made most of the soviet union, and the largest USSR city was in Moscow

    • @nyancatyt1703
      @nyancatyt1703 Před 2 lety +30

      0:42

    • @jakemckeown9459
      @jakemckeown9459 Před 2 lety +51

      You guys sound like those crying Scots telling everyone Britain isn’t just England.

    • @blake2992
      @blake2992 Před 2 lety +23

      @@jakemckeown9459 you're comparing the former USSR to Britain

  • @idkwhatusernameshouldiuse9461
    @idkwhatusernameshouldiuse9461 Před 3 lety +5032

    *This enraged Soviet, who punished him severely.*

    • @Saiko0001
      @Saiko0001 Před 3 lety +197

      Oversimplified, I see

    • @g_g1241
      @g_g1241 Před 3 lety +159

      And you'd think "But the USSR didn't beat Germany, the vikings did!"

    • @idkwhatusernameshouldiuse9461
      @idkwhatusernameshouldiuse9461 Před 3 lety +111

      “Then if you like Vikings so much, why don’t you download today’s (insert Viking game) here!”

    • @Volkaer
      @Volkaer Před 3 lety +33

      @@idkwhatusernameshouldiuse9461 Raid shadow legends?

    • @g_g1241
      @g_g1241 Před 3 lety +30

      @@Volkaer WAR ROBOTS!!! A TACTICAL LRNGIULSHGR *Insert screamings of why you should download war robots*

  • @SokolS125
    @SokolS125 Před 4 lety +3171

    When he said,, Да"
    I felt that

    • @kiras69yt
      @kiras69yt Před 4 lety +76

      "Да" - "Yes"

    • @SleepyBoyo
      @SleepyBoyo Před 4 lety +22

      I must cease your exist

    • @nodataoficial969
      @nodataoficial969 Před 4 lety +16

      вива чили

    • @Dragonite_Tom
      @Dragonite_Tom Před 4 lety +23

      Let's me explain you in Russian so you will understand it better.....
      *ладно так "Yes" по русски это да*

    • @olivers3383
      @olivers3383 Před 4 lety +4

      u forgot the 😔👊

  • @oskolobo
    @oskolobo Před 4 lety +5778

    Germany: Operation Barbarossa is the thing now.
    "Shows battle plans to the enemy"

    • @Blue-tw6bp
      @Blue-tw6bp Před 3 lety +226

      The enemy : uno reverse

    • @Gia1911Logous
      @Gia1911Logous Před 3 lety +348

      @@Blue-tw6bp 3 years later:
      You know what Kraut?
      Operation Barbarossa is so lame
      Operation Bagration is the thing now, you know?

    • @Waxy_K
      @Waxy_K Před 3 lety +33

      Germany: and that kids is why u don't leave witnesses

    • @_Pangloss
      @_Pangloss Před 3 lety +4

      pretty much

    • @frut_jooos
      @frut_jooos Před 3 lety +2

      And that's why he got beat up real bad

  • @mediocreman6323
    @mediocreman6323 Před 3 lety +560

    The ending is priceless. The Soviet Union hit Germany so hard it split in two 😄

    • @The_whales
      @The_whales Před rokem +3

      While also recreating that moment in the Simpson where Barney gets hit with a chair

    • @pitioti
      @pitioti Před rokem +5

      Ironicaly, USSR split Germany in 3 since they took Könighsber (Prussia) from Germany XD

    • @camaradedimi
      @camaradedimi Před rokem +4

      @@pitioti 3 occupation zones in the west, one in the east, prussia being given to Poland and Kaliningrad made soviet

  • @LapasLamp
    @LapasLamp Před 3 lety +122

    0:14 “ it’s only between us two powerful *S H T A T E S* “ lmao

  • @BajanEnglishman51
    @BajanEnglishman51 Před 4 lety +12494

    I love how the Soviet looks so chill
    Edit 12k Jesus never expected this to blow up just randomly wrote something I thought was cringe cause I couldn't describe soviet's emotion in this scene thanks dudes

    • @helixx4678
      @helixx4678 Před 4 lety +454

      *D E A L*

    • @Wingawoo
      @Wingawoo Před 4 lety +548

      You talk to much kruat

    • @ComradeHellas
      @ComradeHellas Před 4 lety +333

      Russians don't talk much

    • @alphariusfuze8089
      @alphariusfuze8089 Před 4 lety +141

      *The power of chill(chair)*

    • @user-ng3ci3wv3h
      @user-ng3ci3wv3h Před 4 lety +248

      @@ComradeHellas its not actually true. We are cold to random people, not smiling to everybody like european people do, but if we get closer with somebody, we are one of the most emotional nation

  • @MAG_1204
    @MAG_1204 Před 4 lety +1654

    Teacher: "describe eastern front in less than a minute"
    Me:

  • @Swissy87
    @Swissy87 Před 3 lety +309

    I like how when he broke one chair over his head he had 4 chairs left to threaten america.

    • @tomaspabon2484
      @tomaspabon2484 Před 2 lety +43

      @Ashton Frey the both sides start stockpiling chairs and competing for who can make the best firework

    • @SlizMaster
      @SlizMaster Před 2 lety +12

      @Ashton Frey Proud and ignorant American found

    • @sebaskin-robbins6569
      @sebaskin-robbins6569 Před 2 lety +1

      @@SlizMaster euro who’s salty about his country getting invaded several times found

    • @SlizMaster
      @SlizMaster Před 2 lety +1

      @@sebaskin-robbins6569 If I was salty I'd be agreeing lol

    • @sebaskin-robbins6569
      @sebaskin-robbins6569 Před 2 lety

      @@SlizMaster definitely salty

  • @jeffrey5163
    @jeffrey5163 Před 2 lety +135

    The fact that the Soviet Union defeats Germany with so much ease while not even talking makes this 10x more funnier

    • @megatitan8161
      @megatitan8161 Před 5 měsíci +1

      Especially since the Soviets took like 4 times more casualties than Germany during WW2 all together

    • @someonestupid6385
      @someonestupid6385 Před 5 měsíci

      the military causalities excluding the losses of 1941 are 1:1.5 which is not that bad the rest that you state here is from the huge war crimes the germans commited against the soviet populous and from the huge losses at the start @@megatitan8161

    • @Cotac_Rastic
      @Cotac_Rastic Před 4 měsíci +2

      ​@@megatitan8161 Im sure fighting an enemy who considers civilians subhuman will do that.

    • @megatitan8161
      @megatitan8161 Před 4 měsíci

      Agreed@@Cotac_Rastic

  • @AmberCommentsThings
    @AmberCommentsThings Před 4 lety +8642

    Nazi Germany: "Guten tag sovjetunion mein frend!"
    Soviet Union: *Presses X for doubt*

  • @reed3274
    @reed3274 Před 3 lety +3647

    As a german, I can confirm the voice is a hundred percent accurate

  • @Great16
    @Great16 Před 3 lety +75

    "You talk too much" will ALWAYS be the best part of this channel.

  • @daniilgrib
    @daniilgrib Před 3 lety +238

    Ссср: "Ударил Германию стулом"
    Табуретка: "нервно курит в сторонке"

    • @user-zq8qy4uk1r
      @user-zq8qy4uk1r Před 2 lety +2

      Русишь? Я донт понимать русишь)))

    • @cgb6949
      @cgb6949 Před 2 lety +6

      Hallo Leute

    • @MrBisonorus
      @MrBisonorus Před 2 lety +3

      @@cgb6949 hallo

    • @ZAME529
      @ZAME529 Před 2 lety

      Юху Совок в деле

    • @daniilgrib
      @daniilgrib Před 2 lety

      155 ЛАЙКОВ??? ЧТАГО?

  • @jeffkaley6631
    @jeffkaley6631 Před 3 lety +2650

    America, Britain, and France: ok soviet union how do we divide germany equally
    Soviet Union: *C* *H* *A* *I* *R*

  • @isiffrin
    @isiffrin Před 4 lety +4483

    The voice actor needs a raise.

    • @TheRealDrae
      @TheRealDrae Před 3 lety +359

      You do realize it's just text to speech? That's what it sounds like when you give English words to a German text to speech.

    • @epicduckdude2740
      @epicduckdude2740 Před 3 lety +286

      Jakub Komorowski-Marcjan well then they need to put the bot on a Higher pedestal

    • @Watcher-in-the-Dark
      @Watcher-in-the-Dark Před 3 lety +184

      @@TheRealDrae Yeah and it needs a raise lol.

    • @Killerbee4712
      @Killerbee4712 Před 3 lety +48

      @@TheRealDrae Its a joke

    • @Neowofetch
      @Neowofetch Před 3 lety +5

      @@Davi29TH 4 os

  • @thatoneaustriandude1088
    @thatoneaustriandude1088 Před 3 lety +84

    Germany *signs up a non aggression pact with soviet union*
    *1 second later*
    Germany: I don't wanna play with u any more

    • @phamtommangle2.099
      @phamtommangle2.099 Před rokem +1

      USSR: So you have chosen death
      Meanwhile Switzerland: It means no worries, For the rest of your days!
      It's all problem free, philosophy...
      𝙃𝙖𝙠𝙪𝙣𝙖 𝙈𝙖𝙩𝙖𝙩𝙖!

  • @1dontkn0w71
    @1dontkn0w71 Před 2 lety +12

    "Deal"
    *Bonk*
    "So if you secuse me, i must cease your exist-"
    *Bonk*

  • @waltuh11121
    @waltuh11121 Před 3 lety +2079

    When he said "You talk tou much, kraut"
    I felt that

  • @sgtdoggo921
    @sgtdoggo921 Před 4 lety +2719

    Germany: *hits Soviet Union with a baseball bat*
    Soviet Union: *hits Germany with a chair* How the allies won ww2

    • @gamerzplayerz5780
      @gamerzplayerz5780 Před 4 lety +17

      this is how they also won WW1

    • @superbattleship3873
      @superbattleship3873 Před 4 lety +60

      And if you want to be even more accurate you could say that America gave the Soviets the chair

    • @mihaialex5727
      @mihaialex5727 Před 4 lety +4

      *Y E E T*

    • @iljenshumilin467
      @iljenshumilin467 Před 4 lety +44

      @@superbattleship3873 yeah like in last year when Soviets were almost in Berlin

    • @estoor4258
      @estoor4258 Před 4 lety +4

      @@iljenshumilin467 Well, the lend lease to the soviets did start in 1941, so kinda innacurate statement

  • @Rarezites
    @Rarezites Před 3 lety +45

    This animation is so smooth and satisfying.

  • @dolliegray666
    @dolliegray666 Před 2 lety +139

    Moral of the story: *Never Hit The USSR with a Bat*

  • @Devutay
    @Devutay Před 3 lety +2505

    Everyone : HOW DO WE WIN AGAINST GERMANY??!
    Soviet Union: C H A I R P O W E R

    • @IudiciumInfernalum
      @IudiciumInfernalum Před 3 lety +13

      Lots of Cannon Fodder and a little but of hubris on the German side.

    • @indo-sama1046
      @indo-sama1046 Před 3 lety +23

      Yeah, we had superior Chair power by the end of the war

    • @YuanGaming12
      @YuanGaming12 Před 3 lety +11

      lol dont mess with da chairpower xaxaxa

    • @manofsteel-one4484
      @manofsteel-one4484 Před 3 lety +3

      Only way to win agains old good germany is all agains one(and japan is not really helpful)

    • @chromaticstorm787
      @chromaticstorm787 Před 3 lety +9

      @@IudiciumInfernalum You really shouldn't have try to learn Eastern Front history by watching "Enemy at the Gates"

  • @iainhansen1047
    @iainhansen1047 Před 4 lety +4072

    When I succeed in becoming a history teacher I will show this in class

  • @JFLJKD
    @JFLJKD Před 2 lety +23

    That 1 hit with chair = 1418 days of enormous suffering, sacrifices, heroism and 27 million people...

    • @looinrims
      @looinrims Před měsícem

      Not bad for a 49 second video

  • @darthvader7404
    @darthvader7404 Před 2 lety +93

    Being both *Russian* and *German,* I affirm this is accurate.

  • @mas532
    @mas532 Před 4 lety +2563

    "I must cease your exis-"

    • @emperorkaiser9208
      @emperorkaiser9208 Před 4 lety +101

      Cheese Boi *hit with chair* you talk to much kraut

    • @mas532
      @mas532 Před 4 lety +22

      @@Homicide187. zhat ist mien line

    • @KiWi-go9jy
      @KiWi-go9jy Před 4 lety +62

      Gottverdammt

    • @Dragonite_Tom
      @Dragonite_Tom Před 4 lety +8

      Famous last word

    • @realmario979
      @realmario979 Před 4 lety +17

      "A nice Berlin you got there, it'd be a shame if it was used for the longest ever flex tape commercial"

  • @thatonefootballcardguy
    @thatonefootballcardguy Před 3 lety +1150

    Germany: “Non-Aggression guaranteed.”
    Also Germany: *wink*

  • @americantttefan4745
    @americantttefan4745 Před 3 lety +28

    Neat detail with East Germany being the one with the helmet, since their early army uniform resembled that of the Reich's

  • @SquooshyCatboy
    @SquooshyCatboy Před 2 lety +23

    “I must cease your exis-“
    “You talk too much, kraut.”
    *nuke noises*

  • @therealx1ras453
    @therealx1ras453 Před 3 lety +643

    "Non-Aggression Pact? Helping expanding our territories?"
    "..."
    "Also Anti Capitalist interests"
    "DEAL."

    • @levvy3006
      @levvy3006 Před 3 lety +6

      Both Nazi Germany and Soviet Union were State Capitalist countries.

    • @sebji9581
      @sebji9581 Před 3 lety +18

      @@levvy3006 Who were capitalists in the USSR?

    • @sooryan_1018
      @sooryan_1018 Před 3 lety +1

      @@levvy3006 Basically a part of socialism, idk About Germany, maybe the fascist verion

    • @sooryan_1018
      @sooryan_1018 Před 3 lety

      Priorities first

    • @KnownNiche1999
      @KnownNiche1999 Před 3 lety +16

      @@levvy3006 Germany yes, USSR was a state mandated economy, which is VERY different from state capitalism

  • @g.real1811
    @g.real1811 Před 4 lety +1026

    0:26: When you don’t read the terms and conditions

  • @user-vv4iq9cl1e
    @user-vv4iq9cl1e Před rokem +9

    "Before we attack the Germans, i would like to thank OUR sponsorship Raid: Shadow Legends for making this possible"
    -СССР, 1945

  • @HANIF_R.A
    @HANIF_R.A Před 2 lety +3

    3 Words For This Video "Short, Concise, and Very Clear"

  • @AFGuidesHD
    @AFGuidesHD Před 4 lety +8346

    Germany: I ate you communis
    *Britain gives military guarantee to Poland and builds a war coalition
    Germany: Ok you kno what russia i laike u

  • @albanianguy5586
    @albanianguy5586 Před 3 lety +899

    0:33 I like how the bat breaks after Germany hits the Soviet Union

  • @dog-bk3ub
    @dog-bk3ub Před 2 lety +7

    I like it how Russia has extra chairs just in case the first one dosent do the trick

  • @thelegendmaster3935
    @thelegendmaster3935 Před měsícem +2

    We've been Tricked We've been Backstabbed and We've been quite possibly Bamboozled

  • @bestboiduke9395
    @bestboiduke9395 Před 4 lety +785

    *Anticapitalist Interests Exist*
    Soviet Union: **DEAL**

    • @bitterballs356
      @bitterballs356 Před 4 lety

      My depiction of ww2 is good too but not as good as this
      czcams.com/video/1X4AQiNjV5E/video.html

  • @niteshaders2846
    @niteshaders2846 Před 4 lety +1664

    Germany: This is a once in a lifetime opportunity you defiantly won't want to miss another invasion of Poland!
    Soviet Union: We dont stop at Warsaw, we are going to Berlin

    • @realmario979
      @realmario979 Před 4 lety +33

      It would be better if reversed, and with "We won't stop at Warsaw, we'll take moscow"

    • @filipfajny8922
      @filipfajny8922 Před 4 lety +19

      @@realmario979 No, it would be better if reversed in an another way, Poland: "We wont stop at Warsaw, we'll take Moscow"

    • @realmario979
      @realmario979 Před 4 lety +14

      @@filipfajny8922 "We won't stop at Warsaw, we'll take the whole Europe"

    • @howwwwwwwwwww
      @howwwwwwwwwww Před 4 lety +10

      @@realmario979 "We won't stop at Europe, we'll take the whole Earth."

    • @benitoperez8884
      @benitoperez8884 Před 4 lety +1

      @@curt4174 "We wont stop at the russian music collection,well take the ucranian music collection"

  • @supergoldenmario7432
    @supergoldenmario7432 Před 3 lety +9

    USSR: U Talk to much, Kraut
    Germany: Gottverdammit

  • @ByHefna
    @ByHefna Před 3 lety +5

    *This is Non-Agression Pact*
    Soviet: This is perma?
    German: Yesn't

  • @jairusflores7050
    @jairusflores7050 Před 4 lety +928

    Expanding our territories in *H O R O P*
    -Germany 2020

  • @raptin1595
    @raptin1595 Před 4 lety +1984

    Remember kids, don’t invade Russia, unless your Mongolian.

  • @gdsteven7566
    @gdsteven7566 Před 2 lety +7

    0:31 BONK

  • @caper2068
    @caper2068 Před 3 lety +13

    СССР: Да
    3 рейх: Пиз...
    СССР: *Табуретку об голову*

    • @Parete01
      @Parete01 Před 3 lety +3

      еще бы гранату и было бы шикарное мясо из фашиста

  • @mammothmk3355
    @mammothmk3355 Před 4 lety +406

    *Germany* : I must cease your existance.
    *Soviet Union* : So you have chosen *death* .

    • @mihaipetris2147
      @mihaipetris2147 Před 4 lety +5

      Wrog you mean you talk to much kraut

    • @svs745
      @svs745 Před 4 lety +1

      _You Kraut_ love that nickname 😂

    • @bettergang2004
      @bettergang2004 Před 4 lety +3

      *Germany:* I must cease your existance
      *Советский Союз:* So you have chosen *_Chair_*

    • @polendoingnothing5864
      @polendoingnothing5864 Před 4 lety

      @@mihaipetris2147 _You wouldn't get it_

    • @kohwenxu
      @kohwenxu Před 4 lety

      Germany: Launches Babarossa
      USSR: So you have broken the pact, huh? In that case you have chosen death.

  • @tepeshiii
    @tepeshiii Před 4 lety +220

    "I must cease your exist" "You talk too much"

  • @cmcphotography1
    @cmcphotography1 Před 2 lety +2

    Germany: Don't worry, sign the pact and I will definitely not ever not attack you

  • @jeccps4332
    @jeccps4332 Před 2 lety +2

    Hahahah I like how the balls are just jumping after they signed the pact + the sound effect

  • @thatslavicdude7541
    @thatslavicdude7541 Před 4 lety +727

    Imagine invading without a declaration of war
    -This post was made by the soviet union gang

    • @Sheyl3319
      @Sheyl3319 Před 4 lety +65

      This post was also liked the the United States gang

    • @realmario979
      @realmario979 Před 4 lety +43

      Imagine joining the war because some boats were sunk
      [This post was made by USSR gang]

    • @jankubiak324
      @jankubiak324 Před 4 lety +50

      Imagine getting invaded from both sides without a declaration of war.
      -The Hussar gang.

    • @TheArklyte
      @TheArklyte Před 4 lety +25

      @@jankubiak324 Imagine signing the same deal a year prior for Zaolsie and then playing victim.
      [This post was made by Benes gang]

    • @macanaeh
      @macanaeh Před 4 lety +28

      Imagine not switching sides to ultimately win the war regardless of a team you picked
      - This post was made by pasta gang

  • @craftyyt2745
    @craftyyt2745 Před 3 lety +1181

    Nazi germany: "Guten tag sovjetunion mein frend!"
    Soviet Union: *doubt*

  • @oliversherman2414
    @oliversherman2414 Před rokem +1

    I love your channel keep up the great stuff!!!!!

  • @domagojcapko4152
    @domagojcapko4152 Před 3 lety +7

    0:48 two years old me trying daddy's suit hahaha

  • @xap4a2001
    @xap4a2001 Před 4 lety +353

    Germany: Also anti-capitalist..
    Soviet Union: *D E A L*

    • @DangerWrap
      @DangerWrap Před 3 lety +11

      When you didn't read all of Terms and Condition.

    • @snuyyyz
      @snuyyyz Před 3 lety +6

      Germany: Also pact is until 4-
      Soviet Union: Deal

    • @evgeniya4800
      @evgeniya4800 Před 3 lety

      Gummball?

    • @Marlock2199
      @Marlock2199 Před 3 lety

      the magic words!

  • @eta1961
    @eta1961 Před 4 lety +386

    Soviet Union: _signs the Molotov-Ribbentrop Pact_
    The Third Reich: *I'm gonna do what's called a pro-gamer move.*

  • @existingperson
    @existingperson Před rokem +1

    This video is a masterpiece. I don’t know why, but this is amazing.

  • @recepkaraca4117
    @recepkaraca4117 Před 3 lety +6

    I love how east Germany is too smol for the helmet

  • @the_big_furmiga
    @the_big_furmiga Před 3 lety +577

    0:44 East Germany is soooo cute with a helmet

  • @gunterxvoices4101
    @gunterxvoices4101 Před 4 lety +717

    0:43 is so relatable when a Krauts just won't shut up.

  • @YeetGamer_YT
    @YeetGamer_YT Před rokem +1

    How Germany said: Gottverdammt in the end got me

  • @J8DENTHECANADIAN
    @J8DENTHECANADIAN Před 2 lety +4

    0:00 “Guten tag Soviet (Onion)”

  • @lazycranberry
    @lazycranberry Před 4 lety +496

    Germany: gottverdammit
    Ussr: there is no god where you're going

  • @ExtremelyGullibleMeme
    @ExtremelyGullibleMeme Před 4 lety +868

    And then there are my games...
    T H E S O V I E T U N I O N H A S J O I N E D T H E A X I S

    • @m1ndfr34k3
      @m1ndfr34k3 Před 4 lety +20

      ExtremelyGullibleMeme un holy but graceful alliance

    • @whatever7645
      @whatever7645 Před 4 lety +64

      *Berlin-Moscow axis intensifies*

    • @DeSincer
      @DeSincer Před 4 lety +3

      @@whatever7645 Да?

    • @rudaleru
      @rudaleru Před 4 lety +18

      B E R L I N - M O S C O W A X I S

    • @DeSincer
      @DeSincer Před 4 lety

      @@rudaleru Да?

  • @flowafell
    @flowafell Před rokem +2

    0:26 bro lookin like he woke up for work

  • @1panhelado
    @1panhelado Před 2 lety +1

    "You talk to much krout"
    *Signature look of superiority*

  • @c-moon4320
    @c-moon4320 Před 4 lety +1477

    Germany: hits Soviets with baseball bat
    Soviets: hits Germany with multiple chairs (it was very effective)

    • @jevinliu4658
      @jevinliu4658 Před 4 lety +16

      Also Germany: We beat him up, now we use gun on him.

    • @teutonicorder6284
      @teutonicorder6284 Před 4 lety +5

      Thomas Vamvoukakis omg your profile pic had me dead😂😂😂😂

    • @Ivan_StandWithUkraine
      @Ivan_StandWithUkraine Před 4 lety +3

      Effectively Soviet Union broke 30 million «chairs» over German head, against 4 million broken German «chairs».

    • @peterdurum434
      @peterdurum434 Před 4 lety +2

      @@Ivan_StandWithUkraine
      Thats not true. Military losses are comparable. 7-8 millions combat losses of Germany and its allies on eastern front against 8-9 million soviet combat losses.

    • @Ivan_StandWithUkraine
      @Ivan_StandWithUkraine Před 4 lety +2

      @@peterdurum434 what are the random numbers? en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eastern_Front_(World_War_II) So, it's roughly 1:1.5 also dynamics shows that before USSR regrouped and requested help from Allies the ratio was sometimes 1:20.

  • @Nekyomi
    @Nekyomi Před 4 lety +277

    Soviet: good old babuska’s carpenters chair would do the trick

  • @skiddlydongdongdongdang1910

    This is so cute, entertaining and probably educational (if it's accurate).

    • @Daventent
      @Daventent Před 2 lety +1

      1939 the Molotov-Ribbentrop Pact was signed. in the same year, Poland is attacked by Germany and the Soviet Union.
      1941: Germany breaks the Molotov-Ribbentrop Pact and launches Operation Barbarossa.

  • @Jellyfan9573
    @Jellyfan9573 Před měsícem

    “So if you’ll excuse me, I must cease you exis-“
    “You talk to much, Kraut”

  • @commander1935
    @commander1935 Před 4 lety +220

    Last time I was this early I messed up my sleep schedule.

  • @a.k8185
    @a.k8185 Před 2 lety

    This is suprisingly smooth for a animation about 2 balls being states.

  • @BaaamOida25
    @BaaamOida25 Před 3 lety +1

    This might be my new favorite video

  • @jackin_it
    @jackin_it Před 4 lety +99

    Germany: I must cease your exist-
    Soviet: *nO u*

    • @RedFortress
      @RedFortress Před 4 lety +2

      Well... Germany still exists

    • @jackin_it
      @jackin_it Před 4 lety +1

      Yeah... The allies just loved 2 for 1 specials.

    • @racelkatyusha403
      @racelkatyusha403 Před 4 lety +1

      @@RedFortressbut nazi germany got erase

    • @RedFortress
      @RedFortress Před 4 lety +2

      @@racelkatyusha403 Nazi germany was just Hitler and his fascist party killing innocent people. The nation of Germany and its people have the right to exist just like any other nation has the right to exist. That's why contrary to Nazi propaganda that says the communists want to destroy Germany the Soviets wanted to create a new German state instead of some westerners who wanted to delete Germany completely to ensure they never get too powerful again

  • @quedtion_marks_kirby_modding

    The east Germany at the end is so cute :3

    • @Windenland
      @Windenland Před 4 lety +26

      Yep. That's facts. He smol an the Stahlhelm is way too big for him. He also looks like he has no idea what's happening.

    • @Pandzikizlasu80
      @Pandzikizlasu80 Před 4 lety

      @@Windenland He is probably making an ugly plastic body for the pre war DKW to call it Trabant.

    • @kalashi6305
      @kalashi6305 Před 4 lety

      Wtf?

  • @NoscoperSans
    @NoscoperSans Před 3 lety +5

    "You know what? The Molotov-Ribbentrop Pact is so lame. Operation Barbarossa is the thing now you know. So, if you excuse me, i must cease your exist- *C H A I R P O W E R*"

  • @cassidinha69420
    @cassidinha69420 Před 2 měsíci

    0:47 East Germany: Gotverdammt. (Godammit.)
    I felt that dude

  • @astheticeyeae5239
    @astheticeyeae5239 Před 4 lety +162

    USSR: Signs pact with Germany.
    Germany:" Omae wa-"
    USSR :"*no u*"
    Getmany:"NANI?"
    USSR: begin chair storm*

  • @TnD_BigJax
    @TnD_BigJax Před 3 lety +86

    Germany: "I must seize your..."
    USSR: "AND THAT'S WHEN THE DEAD MEN ARE MARCHING AGAIN!!"

  • @jeremyf2720
    @jeremyf2720 Před 3 lety +1

    *Everybody gangsta until Germany winks*

  • @hanschristianskov1547
    @hanschristianskov1547 Před 3 lety +2

    Animation and sound effects are ON POINT! Keep up the good work :D

  • @averageulsterenjoyer3402
    @averageulsterenjoyer3402 Před 3 lety +346

    "You talk too much,kraut"
    -Soviet Russia 2019

    • @thenapaleon1677
      @thenapaleon1677 Před 3 lety +11

      Union of Soviet Socialist Republic*

    • @doro5013
      @doro5013 Před 3 lety +1

      @@thenapaleon1677 Republic's

    • @mehmetkayraozer9164
      @mehmetkayraozer9164 Před 3 lety +2

      @@doro5013 Republics

    • @worldmapper6065
      @worldmapper6065 Před 3 lety +3

      "Soviet russia in 2019"
      Wait, that is illegal

    • @Neowofetch
      @Neowofetch Před 3 lety +1

      "Deal"
      - Soviet Russia 1939
      "Stares"
      - Soviet Russia 1941
      "You talk too much, krau-t"
      Soviet Russia 1945
      "Goddamnit"
      East Germany 1945-1946

  • @demmonite1007
    @demmonite1007 Před 3 lety +1063

    Soviet union: hey germany wanna hear a joke
    Germany: what is it
    Soviet union: Moscow
    Germany: i dont get it
    Soviet union: indeed you dont

  • @KasperNowakAngrios
    @KasperNowakAngrios Před 3 lety +2

    every antagonist ever be like

  • @Glacussia
    @Glacussia Před rokem

    Got a 15-second unskippable ad before this, worth it.

  • @laszlohrabovszky2489
    @laszlohrabovszky2489 Před 4 lety +320

    Oh yes, the Eastern Front...
    *gottverdammt*

    • @TheLymphNodeLimo
      @TheLymphNodeLimo Před 4 lety +1

      Yes............

    • @aperson8473
      @aperson8473 Před 4 lety +1

      BLYAT
      **Winter exists**
      GOTTVERDAMMT

    • @ayojemaat7292
      @ayojemaat7292 Před 4 lety +2

      Godverdomme there we go again

    • @svs745
      @svs745 Před 4 lety

      _Хахаха_ Зимой Россию нельзя атаковать...

  • @Korearxhxujddidbvdss
    @Korearxhxujddidbvdss Před 4 lety +1906

    German Reich: “Guten Tag, Sowjetunion, mein Freund. Gute Nachrichten.”
    Soviet Union: “Да? Что это?”
    German Reich: “Ich dachte nur, es ist eine perfekte Zeit dafür. Ähm, ich weiß es nicht. Erweiterung unseres Territoriums in Europa. Es ist nur zwischen uns zwei mächtigen Staaten. Nichtangriff garantiert. Und faire Wirtschaftsabkommen, d. H. Antikapitalistische Interessen? Ich meine, wie großartig ist das?”
    Soviet Union: “Сделка.”
    *German Reich hits Soviet Union with a bat*
    German Reich: “Weißt du was? Der Molotow-Ribbentrop-Pakt ist so lahm. Operation Barbarossa ist das, was Sie wissen. Wenn Sie mich also entschuldigen, muss ich Ihre
    Existenz einstellen”
    *Soviet Union throws a chair at the German Reich, hitting the German Reich*
    Soviet Union: “Ты слишком много говоришь, Краут”
    German Reich: “Gott verdammt”

  • @luizelima_arts
    @luizelima_arts Před rokem +1

    "Non-aggression guaranteed!"
    *That wink says otherwise...*

  • @ToobzNightmare
    @ToobzNightmare Před 2 lety +2

    This successfully explains the incident between me and the third Reich

  • @Lickgamer300br
    @Lickgamer300br Před 4 lety +307

    Nazi Germany: Omae wa mou shideir-
    USSR: **shows reverse card**
    Nazi Germany: *Mr Japan, i dont feel so good.*
    **dies**

    • @yee7849
      @yee7849 Před 4 lety +28

      Japan: *hold on this whole operation was your idea*

    • @MrHat.
      @MrHat. Před 4 lety

      It would be USSR

    • @Thulean1
      @Thulean1 Před 4 lety +6

      @@yee7849 Well actually no.. Japan should attack russia from the Back so a two front war would russia have.. (sry for bad english)

    • @tanostrelok2323
      @tanostrelok2323 Před 4 lety +3

      @@Thulean1 Wouldn't have made a difference, Japan already had their asses handed to them by the Soviets just a few years before the war, not to mention they would have had to cross Siberia.

    • @Lickgamer300br
      @Lickgamer300br Před 4 lety

      @@MrHat. sorry

  • @kozmonauta0515
    @kozmonauta0515 Před 3 lety +34

    The helmet: *lands on DDR*
    Me: Coindence? *I think not!*

  • @thecitizenoftheinternet1077

    You got Molotovn’t-Ribbentropn’t!

  • @oliversherman2414
    @oliversherman2414 Před rokem +4

    As a history buff I can confirm that this is accurate

  • @urssball6094
    @urssball6094 Před 4 lety +55

    Hitler: oh! Here I don’t have a toilet paper, oh we have the molotov’t-Ribbentrop’t pact

  • @iliekfish6837
    @iliekfish6837 Před 3 lety +88

    "You talk too much kraut."
    "Gottverdamt"
    I love this

  • @lilestojkovicii6618
    @lilestojkovicii6618 Před 9 měsíci +2

    I like how East Germany kept it's legacy helmet xD

  • @cayde7207
    @cayde7207 Před 2 lety +2

    Getting smacked so hard you gain split personality disorder

  • @MixMasterJ1221
    @MixMasterJ1221 Před 4 lety +29

    Never seen such an animation,
    Chair: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    • @Igyzone
      @Igyzone Před 4 lety +1

      Out of all Adobe programmes, After Effects has the most stunning visuals.