Czechoslovakia Minus Slovakia | but it's Google Translated in all languages & then back to English
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- čas přidán 4. 11. 2020
- Google is drunk and so am I.
A recreation of "Czechoslovakia Minus Slovakia" (link below), but I let Google Translate translate all the scripts in all languages, then back again. The results are outstanding.
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Just a silly edit of the original show of mine:
• Czechoslovakia Minus S...
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Again, pointless server: / discord
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Music used (in chronological order of this show, a g a I n):
1.) The Česká filharmonie, Julius Fučík - Florentinský pochod (aka. Florentiner Marsch)
• Florentinský pochod
2.) The Rembrandt - I’ll be there for you
• The Rembrandts- I'll b...
3.) Paul de Senneville - Mariage D'amour (actual composer & song title)
• Chopin - Spring Waltz ...
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Thank you Google Translate for being broken (as usual).
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Programs used:
-Adobe After Effects
-Adobe Photoshop
-Google Translate (let's say so)
-Other minor programs not necessary to mention (if used) - Krátké a kreslené filmy
I am cats and dogs are
*- Slovakia, 1939*
*1938
@@teutrasianball246 *Why are you gae?*
*chairman*
*Sherman*
@@charlescunningham5275 I am not gay, I misunderstood it, as Its talking bout munich agreement, which happened in 1938.
@@teutrasianball246 r/woooshhh
"iNdIa ?"
"An hour has passed"
*F R I E N D Z*
Top 10 anime plot twists
Y e s
No u
@Yang Wu Mu
Will you shut up man
@@britishgracegamer2940 no u
@@britishgracegamer2940 s h u t
Germany: “Iowa, Slovakia, Rabbit, so he decided to go.”
Czechia: wait wha-
Slovakia: *I N D I A*
*Top Ten Anime Betrayals*
why do people like this
@@phoenixwarden8647 idk
Stolen comment
@@phoenixwarden8647 it’s really funny
Lol watch mojo ??
Lithuania is the most caring countryballs,he says "be healthy,this is a sign"
And Czechia's response "God is the enemy, my dear Lithuania" is quite scary, considering two facts:
1. Czechoslovakia and Lithuania had very good diplomatic relations during interwar, hence why Czechia calls Lithuania "dear".
2. Compared to Czechia, Lithuania is much more religious.
@@raceris7309 nice,you are rlly smart (yes)
God is the enemy, my dear lithuania
@@raceris7309 In fact. Czechia is one of the most atheist countries in the world.
This reply section is so clean
POV: balkans and Central Europeans trying to speak each other’s languages
Not true
@@alexander-mauricemillamlae4567 That's true. Montenegrins, Serbs, Bosnians and Croatians can understand each other, and also the Bulgarians and the Northern Macedonians can kinda understand each other too
@@MrVlajna Je li me zezaš
@@alexander-mauricemillamlae4567 Can most definitely agree for Slavic languages being more or less intelligible for each other, and likewise for Dutch and German despite couple differences.
Must disagree for French tho. For having studied both German and French, oh boy they ain't mutually intelligible... they have a few similar words, but that's about it
@@alexander-mauricemillamlae4567 As a Slovenian, I understand Slovak on the same level as Croatian
As an Indian, I can confirm that an hour has passed, friends.
@@jakublesko4847 as a mexican i can confirm that an hour has passed friends
As an Indian, I triple confirm that an hour has passed, friends.
As a half scottish half vietnamese, i can double confirm an hour has passed
As an Indian I can confirm an hour has passed with 60 minutes
Every 60 minutes in India, an hour passes
“The work is divided into two parts”
Top 10 most famous last words
My beloved emperor, where have you been the past 105 years?
-with love, all of Croatia begging for Austriahungary to return
1:01 that part just kills me everytime
What does that mean. So he decided to go inDia? I'm confused
Explain
@@gursimarsingh5505 it’s googled translated into every language and then back to English
*_iNdIA_*
"rabbit"
haha Slovakia go India
"Be healthy, this is a sign."
"GOD is the enemy, my dear Lithuania."
1939 moment
*czech atheism intensifies*
*soviet atheism moment*
@@balistixmapping197 Not an atheism, more like satanism or smth (How somebody who doesn't exist can be an enemy?)
@@sjalkzjziskzkzo lol... ok... more like Antitheism. i forgot
God je nepřítel Litva
The slovak flag Is largest flag in Czech republic. "I'm three o'clock" "-" I think this will be mess. (Greeting from Czech republic)
GOD is the enemy, my dear Lithuania.
- Vladimir Lenin, 1910
Greetings from slovenia or is it slovakia
Greeting Slovenska Republika
This is amazing
Greetings also from Czech republic:D Ahooj
"An Hour has passed, friends"
-Gandhi
**nukes the world**
Not Gandhi but Subhash Chandra Bose as he was the Azad Hind army leader( fighting with the axis powers but not part of axis )
@@vuedanto8576 Yes but actually no ! ( Here I said this because if you look closely then you will find that India instead of having the Ashoka chakra has the Charka which is a symbol of Gandhi)
@@VIII-SINCHANCHATTERJEE yes ( It was the only free India symbol at the time so every freedom movement used it )
Google translate is just terrible. As a croatian I remember a situation when I was 11 and wanted to impress my english teacher with writing an amazing essay to improve my grades. So I just wrote the whole text in croatian and translated it in google translate. Let’s just say it was very interesting when I read it the next day in front of the whole class.
But it is good sources for funny video
Pozdrav iz Zagreba :>
So....... *WERE YOU ABLE TO IMPRESS YOUR TEACHER* ?
That's why I, a chilean(Yes, I know), get angry after watching my older sister doing that, I'm 19 for god sake xD
I'm sure she pay attention to her writing, but c'mon.
It is only good for short sentences and words not entire essays
“Iowa, Slovakia, Rabbit, so he decided to go.”
“ *INDIA* “
*An hour has passed, friends*
Czech: *visible confusion*
*Box. My mother and sister.*
*nAunPoTa*
The work has divided into two part- *shoot*
So what ive learned is... Czechoslovakia is a dogs+cats nation
Dogocatovlakia?
And slovakia works for cisco
@@realmario979 *chairman*
@@realmario979 And most importantly, he doesn't like statistics.
The work is divided into to part-
@@LeoniDole An hour has passed... *friends*
"Iowa
Slovakia
Rabbit"
That's some good plans, Hitler
Sounds like Top-3 best allies of Germany. Because, you know, even a rabbit fought better in WW2 than Italians.
@@anobstinatecephalopod4605 Do You Mean WW2?
@@toolazytocomeupwithsomething yeah, sorry, my bad
@@toolazytocomeupwithsomething actually, with their tendency in WW3 they too would have terrible allies
Jojo Rabbit
As a Cisco employee, when he said "I work with Cisco", I felt that
czcams.com/video/bjyf_KYj7ds/video.html
*C H A I R M A N*
"This... Look at the flowering plants"
"She is a woman"
“don’t want to do that.”
"I don't want to do that"
I don't want to do that.
Welcome to munich
Literally everything they say in this is pure gold lmao.
Yes
- Iowa, Slovakia, rabbit. So, he decided to go.
- INDIA-
G O D I S T H E E N E M Y
@@falloutpip985 *M Y D E A R L I T H U A N I A*
And hour has passed...
*...F R I E N D S*
"The work is divided into two parts"
Why nobody is commenting about that?
Top 10 Most famous last words
It‘s that way
I am 3 o'clock
a push and a pull
*knocks*
CzSK: Chat? Others;
*opens door*
CzSk: and
Chile: yes, I know
*slams door in panic*
I'm dead XD
Argentina already told them their was no candy
As a chilean, yes, I know.
Is this a drunk version of the origina!?
No, original is a drunk version of this
Yes.
you mean czech version of the original
lol
@@marianadumitru5812 Shush.
"GOD is the enemy, my dear Lithuania."
- Czechoslovakia
Estonia: The God is fake.
@@lolzplayzminecraft1610 Crimea: God is evil
@1 Ceres Crimea: *crimean flashbacks intensify*
Poland: Uh...Crimea? Hellooo? You there?
Crimea: Uh...maybe...?
*Crusade anyone?*
Thats actually wrong czechoslovakia before communist was Christian like others this should have been with communist czechoslovakia
This can be very confusing if you accidentally watch this version first.
Can you plz explain me this? I have no idea what I’m watching
@@grimsobad8545 There is another version of this on their CZcams channel (one that makes sense), this was just a remake but translated through google translate many times.
I saw this one first and was SO confused
0:53 all jokes aside, this sounds like a actual website
Look at this hen for 10 seconds 🐮 And you will feel weird 😱
Nah he just doesn't want you to step on the flowers
"Cats and dogs are between Slovakia DD"
Go drunk, you're home.
XDDDDDDD
This is just how us Tatars speak when we're too drunk
I am Cats and Dogs are-
-Slovakia at start
Yes i will
(wait what)
0:10 poor Czechoslovakia, they only wanted to protect the Germans.
0:35 Czech atheism intensifies
0:35 The song starts: czcams.com/video/dEPoKR1Zcc0/video.html
1:06
*F.R.I.E.N.D.S.*
Certified 1930 moment
They want to protect the Slovak flag
0:30 Your worst nightmare is here.
*_CREEPY AUSTRIA-HUNGARY_*
czcams.com/video/BSNqsJcpynM/video.html
Yes
"Chairman" is the most affectionate word i heard country balls saying.
1:38
I hear jerman
@@garbage69 0:
IDK WHY I LOVE THE-
"Be healthy"
"This is a sign"
" *GOD IS THE ENEMY* "
-part, pls
1:09 that akward moment when you haven't watched a season of friends yet
*Atheist beliefs intensify*
No, the big bang is the enemy.
@amilliarde Very true for Chechnya.
Czech atheism intensifies
“Yes I know”
-*Chile 1939*
and
Viva Chile!!!!!!!
Top 10 mysteries science can't answer #4: What does Chile know?
@@wtr3059 Chile Knows about "Chat others and..." so about chatting with others and the Rest is top secret
@@wtr3059 Chile knows what they’re keeping from Bolivia
I really felt it when Slovakia said "Cats and dogs are."
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ت
ت
ت
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Czechoslovakia: “The work is divided into two parts.”
Germany: “Not the only thing that is going to be divided into two parts, my dear Czecho.”
Soviet Russia and United States: “Did someone say splitting into two?”
"God is the enemy"
- Czechoslovakia
In 1415
enemy
Germany Reich: JOIN US
@@Erika-mb2kt no
"I am, cats and dogs are..."
- Czechoslovakia
"i work with Cisco"
"Chairman"
Guys, he is the Chairman of CISCO, oh my god
@@Neowofetch no, he just told it to Chairman Mao
@@Neowofetch remember god is the enemy
@@unapersona8352 She is a woman, i don't want to do it.
@@Neowofetch Welcome to Munich, other comments
The quote "This is a flowering plant, she is a woman. I don't want to do that" made me laugh for 5 minutes, not able to breath for 10 seconds, and crying of laughter for the rest
Yé
*the work is divided into 2 parts*
Me: realizes he made 2 videos
"The Slovak flag is largest flag, in the Czech Republic."
-Czechoslovakia
I'm 3 o'clock
What do you think?
The same is true of the germans.
We want to protect it!
It's easy for everyone.
I am.
Cats and dogs are...
*knock knock*
"God is the enemy"
Something Czechia would say
LOL
wait wha-
No wonder Czechoslovakia is an atheist nation
Czechoslovakia is atheist confirmed
"Every 60 minutes in India an hour passes, *friends* ."
-India Ball
Italy:switches sides cuz bout to lose
Slovakia:betrays for some nice candy
India:betrays cuz a hour has passed
Also India: F.R.I.E.N.D.S
This is a normal match in Hearts of Iron 4 without historical AI.
Yes))))
I didn't understand plz explain me
@@sandrocottus108 Hoi4 Basically is a WW2 Strategy RTS game, in which there is an option to turn off historical AI (Basically the AI will mimic the nations in ww2 as in choices and strategies) when you turn off historical Ai, a lot of wacky shit happens, a good example of the wacky AI is this:
Fascist Bolivia Joins Communist Angola in the Slovakian-Russo war (which for some reason takes place in australia)
Or
The Allies turn fascist and invade germany which is a democratic country backed by Brazil.
Stuff like that, that would indeed confuse historians to this day.
@@argrlisy9744 oo thnx :)
@@sandrocottus108 no problem mate.
I want ''God is the enemy, my dear Lithuania'' scene on a T-shirt.
Me too XD
“God is the enemy” you’re all going to hell for this
@@HusainSaffar "b-b-but my heaven wholsum hell!!!!!"
Same
@@HusainSaffar _laughs in atheist_
When youre the chairman at Cisco
1:39
lmao that frame
(Knock knock knock)
Others?
And?
*Y*
*e*
*s*
*I*
*K*
*n*
*o*
*w*
as a Czech i can agree we are 3 o clock
wow you are really 3 o clock
as an indian i can confirm an hour has passed, friends
@Genghis khan I don't want to do that
@@himanshupandey2833 as an Indian I can also confirm an hour has passed, friends
As an German I can confirm that I don't want to do that.
0:53 Germany just wanted to advertise his tourist attractions.
Germany: Be healthy. This is a sign that-
Czech Republic: GOD is the enemy, my dear Lithuania
Lol.
0:56 He also wanted to advertise his social medias to get any fans
0:48 Germany advertising his flowering plants
Boys: “This is *Sparta!* “
Men: “This is *Slovakia* “
1:13 Czechoslovakia achieves enlightenment and is about to share his knowledge of how labor is truly divided.
Godzilla had a stroke trying to watch this video and f*cking died.
lmfao
Happy japan noises
69 likes
Nooooo!!
N'`ā'..u’‘..n.-..p*..o''''''n`t''''ā*._. The work is divided into two par-
Czechoslovakia's last words are so beautiful. He has such a way with words
Ikr
I see you everywhere
The work is divided into two parts
Cuba friend Vietnam :(
dad!!!!!
1:13 no one gonna admire the beautiful Czech language
HE IS THE 3 O'CLOCK!! 🤯🤯🤯🔥🔥🔥
0:50 This is how the french language see the flowers.
"GOD is the enemy my dear Lithuania." -Estonia in a nutshell.
Turkey: Yo Chechnya,why dont you like God?
Chechnya(Dagestan's is in his back): GOD is our enemy,Turkey.
Turkey: Tell me bout' it dude.
@@chechendoomer8464 yes
Lol when I first heard that I was like:
"ah ok interesting"
The second time:
"im deleting google translate now"
Umm Czech is Atheist so its make sense
@Cesko And Slovakia Guten Tag
“GOD is the enemy, my dear Lithuania.”
“Iowa, Slovakia, rabbit.”
“An hour has passed, friends.”
“The work is divided into two par *gunshot* “
Chairman
I think they’re planning out a new religion
@Flimchovec What do you think? The same is true of the Germans. (Yermans)
Slovakia DD
You forgot
*n a u n p o n t a*
Iowa, Slovakia and Rabbit sounds like a terrifying alliance.
0:59 Pause at this moment and it looks like Germany and Czechoslovakia are planning an invasion of my home.
Okay, so the first part, "The Slovak flag is the largest flag" part comes from "Slovakia, with glorious Czech flag", obviously google translate tried finding something similar but didn't really have any context, so it rattled around something that might be a complement.
"I'm 3'o clock" I really don't know
"What do you think" Pretty much the same as the original
"The same is true of the Germans" At least it got 'Germans' right
"We want to protect it" Same as og
"It's easy for everyone" Alright, which language didn't have 'ok' in their dictionary
"I am" Perhaps as a response . . ?
"Cats and Dogs are . . ." how do you go from 'i got it' to this
*knock on door*
"Chat? Others;" I don't know where 'chat' came from, but 'others' came from "he's already here", it just simplified it.
"and. Yes I know" A phenomenon, truly
"Anything else!" Basically 'no' but l o n g e r
"You see." I see that's not the enemy.
*knock x5*
"Be healthy." Another sort of good luck saying, just without the subject being Czechoslovakia
"This is a sign" Translate's warning, not germany's
"GOD is the enemy" It's not wrong, but also not the correct translation, it's close though
"My dear Lithuania" My mind: *boggled*
*glaring and stuff*
"This . . ." Acceptably close to 'anyways'
"Look at the flowering plants" My mind is melting
"She is a woman" *flatlining beep*
"I don't want to do that" hsmu sfjsnd sjdnsjdn876
"Welcome to Munich" Yea that's close enough
"Other comments" I mean, 'very sweet' is another comment i guess
"Check out facebook and other social networks" hnhhhhhhunhnhnn
"Iowa" *demonic english major screaming*
"Slovakia" He's got the spirit, just not the english to do it
"Rabbit" no
"So he decided to go." would've been comprehensible, had 'rabbit' not been there
"InDiA" no comment
"An hour has passed"
"Friends" I guess 'he gave me some nice candy' can be translated into 'friends'
"Box" Consider: circle
"My brother and sister" it's close to a title, like 'sir' I guess
"[REDACTED]" [EXPUNGED]
"The work is divided into two part-" go on
*bang*
"Cats and dogs are . . ." apparently, any form of knowing confirmation gets translated into this somehow
"In between" . . . a rock and a hard place apparently
"Slovakia DD (wait what)"
"I work with Cisco" I don't see how 'i work with' is also somehow 'hello there'
"Chairman." my mind hurts enough already, thank god this is done
I think Cisco is supposed to be Česko
Did you just try to analyze every single wacky decision that came out of the depths of Google Translate? I applaud you.
Oh man that had me rolling, thank you for the analysis
N'`ā'..u’‘..n.-..p*..o''''''n`t''''ā*._. The work is divided into two par-
@@balistixmapping197 kek man
1:09 that akward moment when you haven't watched a season of friends yet
@broken torpedo21 hello
@@paultheabsolutedumbass hello
@@megarock4838 it was me paulian empire but i change flag and name
That awkward moment when you look at CC.
BOX
"check out Facebook and other social networks, Iowa, Slovakia, Rabbit"
Yeah, send me a friend request on Rabbit, I don't have Slovakia installed.
This is like the most funniest animation on Czechoslovakia i have ever seen 🤣
“I work with Cisco”
*I like your funny words Chairman*
I like your funny words magic chairman
Finally, a channel that is centered around poland ball.
Yes, it is quite nice to see such a talented person make videos centered around this topic.
Go watch No idea animation he do epic animation
wtf its Justin Y but 47 like WTF!!
@@uchihaitachi1838 its bc hes not verifyed
Wow
0:32 *Germany disguises itself as Lithuania to gain entry*
*Me* "Outstanding Move"
*"Yes I know"*
*-Chile 2020*
"I'm 3 o'clock"
*WE* are 3 o'clock
India has great taste in TV shows. You should do a Friends intro about the countryballs of Asia
yay supreme leader mentioned my country
@Joseph Vissarionovich Stalin Red Army is the Strongest!
Hmmm
@Joseph Vissarionovich Stalin
*WAR DECLARATION*
the North Korea declares war on the USSR
Will be just CAOS i would love it
"In the future humor will be randomly generated"
Simpsons: welcome to the famiy
Stop quoting that
W e e d E a t e r
@@bogi2557 Sorry if the comment was annoying to you. I had just finished watching the video where the quote comes from and found a perfect opportunity to use it.
@@muricaball3350 Yeah, I Get that. I’m just tired of hearing it because it gets quoted in literally every random video.
The fact he went and reanimated this to fit with the translation is fantastic
Be healfy.
T h i s i s a s i g n .
Wow Lithuania are you really-
1:11 Japan wondering how he got to Central Europe when he was supposed to be fighting the Chinese
I hate your username
@@R4in46 lol
actually its bc imperial japan helped found an indian led indian independence army which is the closest thing there was to an independent indian state at the time lol
heres the wikipedia article on it en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indian_National_Army
@@icyr0bin-794 help indian independent?sounds like again making manchukuo puppet state for japan in fact controlling?😅
Japan is everywhere
Can we just apreciate the fact that he took his time to reanimate this? Keep up the good work *Königsberg* General!
More like Królewiec general
“God is the enemy, my dear Lithuania.”
-Soviet Union, perhaps
I love your channel keep up the great stuff!!
"Look at the flowering plants"
"She is a woman"
"I dont want to do that"
Bruh
Welcome to Munich ^^
Other comments.
@@whoknows1447 I N D I A
"An hour has passed"
*F R I E N D S*
@@granddad7779 B O X
@@SgtYeetBoi M y b r o t h e r a n d s i s t e r
N'`ā'..u’‘..n.-..p*..o''''''n`t''''ā*._. The work is divided into two par-
" 'cats and dogs are
in between
Slovakia DD'
'i work with cisco'
chairman' "
I freaking died
At first i heard it as Sherman
every time you post new video in while I come here to watch this and every time this make me laugh out. God bless you for this masterpiece. It's never gets old
"Look at the flowering plants."
"She is a woman."
"InDia."
"An hour has passed..."
"Friends."
"(I'm 3 o'clock)"
"I work with Cisco" - Slovakia 1993
"Chairman" - Czech Republic 1993
"God is the enemy, my dear Lithuania" I was laughing until I realized that Czechia is the most atheist country in Europe
cre is right, Estonia is the one and Czech Republic is the secound ;)
And I'm atheist too, also greetings from Poland xD
That really depends on how you interpret the statistics, it could be either. Personally, as a Czech, I have never ever in my 22 years met a single religious person (apart from a weird American who was doing a survey at my university who was kinda confused why everyone's answers to his questions about religion were identical :D).
@@turqoiseketchup4414
👍
This is why Bohemia > Czech Republic
@@scutumfidelis1436 In my atheistic opinion:
This is why *Bohemia < Czech Republic*
1:08 me too
note look at the subtitles
0:58 *finally Iowa is recognised for once*
czcams.com/video/bjyf_KYj7ds/video.html
"God is the enemy"
"My dear Lithuania"
*-Czechoslovakia, 1939 probably.*
"Iowa, Slovakia, Rabbit"
The 3 genders
@@pencilgaming1233 The 3 Primary colors
@@pencilgaming1233 and also the attack helicopter
@@Erika-mb2kt InDiA
@@himanshupandey2833 An hour has passed Friends
This is the best video ive ever watched on youtube you made me laugh at every sentence fucking love you
As an American, I can confirm The Slovak flag is the largest flag in the Czech repubic
Google Translate: Hello-
Kaliningrad General: *_I can milk you_*
Google Translate: *Any last words?*
Kaliningrad General: *That's what I wanted to ask you*
Lithuania was a Germany.
0 Germanies Left.
@@hamham9276 Our country use ketchup as a main base in Pizza. (Not Lithuania)
@@hamham9276 Ohhhhhhhhh
@@sisufhsjwjs my italian eyes are bleeding now
@@unapersona8352 hahahahaha
My country likes pineapple and banana ketchup in their pizzas
my nervous system right after i hit my elbow: 1:13
Logic: **exists**
Google Translate: not for me...
Humans: AI is replacing us!!
AI: I'm 3 o'clock.
'cats and dogs are'
@@himanshupandey2833 S L O V A K I A D D
"InDia"
"An hour has passed"
F R E N D Z
"Iowa. Slovakia. Rabbit. So he decided to go."
-The Third Reich
*InDiA*
*F.R.I.E.N.D.S.*
*B O X*
*M Y B R O T H E R A N D S I S T E R*
@@ObjcetSohwRael the work is devided into two part-
Friends were made, good times were shared...and strokes were had by all.
0:49 "look at the flowring plants, she is a woman."
I just laughed only because of the flowering plants🤣🤣🤣
"God is the Enemy"
-some protestant dude
Edit: its martin luther stop spaming atheist
Atheist
Atheist
Atheist
I mean we czechs are like 90% atheists
@@matejpavlik290 But if you would not be atheist you all could be more catholic than protestant?
"I work with Cisco" " C H A I R M A N"
"I work with cisco, chairman" lol
Need more of this omg
Fact : The uploader is the first, not you guys.
ye
ja
then second
0:18
So who is the last?
"Box, My brother and sister" - Nazi germany ,1939
Man, I watch you from Spain. You are simply awesome