Meghan Markle's American Riviera Orchard Seemingly Flops Hard After Launch, Another Markle Failure?
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- Meghan Markle's American Riviera Orchard Seemingly Flops Hard After Launch, Another Markle Failure?
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You gotta give MM credit...she's very consistent at failing.
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🤣🤣🤣@@analineellis3396
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At least Meghan Marble has achieved the Title "QUEEN OF FAILURE "...
"...not being good at things is what the British are good at. We excel at failure.” - The Thin Blue Line
She should have been British.
Her most important job is being a mom, but nothing she does involves being a mother.
So true!!
Their kids are missing because the parents who loaned their children to the evil duo for photo ops realized the deception was not sustainable and it was going to bite them.
The truth is coming out.
Yes we will have to take her word on that one won’t we. Nobody has ever seen signs of that
@@Space_cadet0007 I think Archie is real, and was born via surrogate. I believe she took hormones to induce lactation, which caused her sudden weight gain after he was born. I have a VERY hard time believing anything about Lily. She looks nothing like Markle. If she is really their kid, I think a surrogate was used, and a donor egg. Very odd stuff going on about their kids. I think she would've been merching hard off her pregnancy, and children if she'd been pregnant.
@@Space_cadet0007Meghan would've been merching off her pregnancy and kids, if she'd ever been pregnant.
For someone who is not a royal by birth or was ever linked to aristocracy,implied that she hated and was miserable with the royal family... she sure is embracing a cheap version of 'the royal aesthetic'.
The duchess you order from Wish.
Well said🎉
Yep total low clsss dishonourable hypocrite
She probably wears a dollar tree plastic tiara at home .
She was in a hurry to try to compete with the tribute to Harry’s mom. Hanky and Skanky are such losers.🤮🤮🤮🤮
And she wanted to modernise the monarchy? What a disaster of a woman.
Her idea of modernization is trashing it up.
Nutmeg should modernized Dorito and herself. And she should implant a new womb!!
Meghan is lazy she expects everything to be given to her…everything to be done for her yet she is so swallow she only listens to her own opinions. Meghan: I want this, I want that, I want what Gwyneth has, I want what Catherine has, I want…I want…I want 😝😝😝😝😝
It never needed modernised. ....mind your own biz ..grifter mm..
Imagine the sh*t show with them two in charge
Of course it has flopped. She has no content. She wanted attention from Catherine. That’s what drove this.
Yes, she wanted to capitalize on all the attention being paid to the royals. Thanks for watching!!
Perfect description of her "interior life." "No Content."
The Royal Rouge said it originally was American Heritage Orchard. Aside from that there's already an American Riviera LLC healthcare business in Santa Barbara.
@@whathappenedtomyYThandle : Yes....that was hilarious. Initials are *"AHO."* Which she IS!
Bwahaha!😂😂😂 “AHO” 😂😂
Meghan's vindictiveness means she can't get out of her own way imo.
So true.
That's a good way to put it.
Always! She is usually the
Orchestrator her own
downfall & she
Just never listens
(& thinks she knows
better than Everybody)
- when H is paying for
the "Best People"
& she is SO vindictive
- she sees Slights where
their are none & then
sees red & cannot see
anything but - Vengeance!
(Textbook Low Sense of
Self Esteem/High Sense
of Self Worth + Off the
Charts Narc PD &
Histrionic PD.
It's a mess in there
(& as empty as
Southpark joked
about. Nothing
but the empty
Fame/Showing Off/
Money grabbing.
One person said that
the Empty Headed/
Self Centered Wannabe
LA Actress stereotype
is one thing (but that
they'd rarely seen
it to this extent)
Her Father "Completely
Convinced" her - that she
was "amazing & brilliant
& the best at everything"
+ the most gorgeous
& flawless. (& she
Really Believes him!)
She thinks she's perfection
(& always knows more
than any Expert in
whatever field)
+ unfortunately she is
monumentally lazy!
Even her own Father
said he "Didn't think
she was capable of
putting in the Work
to do the Spotify
Series (& they'd built
a studio in the
McMansion!) She
could have fallen out
of bed & done the
(not exactly hard
work!) but she just
didn't do the Work
& both she & H drink Tequila
smoke & party it up (& then
think everybody else will
"Do it for them" - they're
both extremely workshy.
(H used to work at something;
but for relatively short periods
of time - he gets bored easily
& if it's "too much" like hard
work then he decides he
"Doesn't like it!
& the thing is - People
Do Not Like her.
They've seen the
"Real her!"
(Even though she tried
hide it - & portray a
Fake Rom Com Gurl
Next Door / pseudo
"Julia Roberts type
persona - but that's
Not her (& the real
her is a shark &
a Grifter who
will throw even
her own Father
Under a Bus
& WME has always said they
would drop her in Spring 2024
IF it wasn't working (& it
Never Did Work) - so if they
DO - Then we'll see some
Acting Out.. ouf..
🙏💜🇬🇧💜
I think you've hit the nail on the head with your statement!@@sweethearteu
@@sweethearteu 💯🎯😍😍😍😍😍
She’s trying to be magnolia she’s trying to be Martha Stewart. She’s trying to be an actress/humanitarian like Angelina - She’s trying to be a princess. She’s trying to be a mother …she’s trying to be likable? Relatable ? She’s trying to be a humanitarian but royal but famous but humble.
None of it works.
None of it’s working.
She’s trying to be black she’s trying to be white she’s trying to be normal, she’s trying to be royal. It just goes on and on and on - she doesn’t know what she is: she’s trying be American but she’s trying to be part of monarchy. It’s all ridiculous. She makes zero sense. And nothing is interesting nut butters. Are you kidding me I can go to my local organic store and get eight nut butters. I don’t need to stay home and learn how to make them -and certainly she doesn’t know how to make them.
She is an unworkable dichotomy. Great comment
Tryna
Tryna
Tryna
No try just bye bye 👋
Agree w/your assessment of old Megz!!!
She tried to be Wallis but couldnt pull that off past the hairdo. She tried reincarnating Diana but couldnt get the head tilt right. Just sit down.
The Brand is no longer relevant, people have moved on. What do people care about the Royals of Montecito? The Royals for Hire?
I would write that as royal with a small r to distinguish them from real royalty lol lol
They aren’t royal we don’t have any royals in the United States. There are no royals of Montecito.
People could do themed parties with them. The theme could be all about the XRoyal and the bump. Harry would be dressed in a Boy Scout uniform.
Could get hired to play liars poker. Just a thought 😂😂😂
I can't believe she launched it empty! It looks so rushed, so embarassing. Anything to take the spotlight on a day that should have been about Diana's legacy.
It's really incredible! I'm just absolutely shocked at how poorly this has been executed. Thanks for watching!!
I thought she had been working on this for a year?? She just can’t focus long enough on any one thing!
Absolutely agree!
She deserves the giant FLOP 😂.
She is empty.
She couldn’t stand the fact that William and Harry were giving their mother honor. It must always be about her. Her, her, her. She messed in the nest once again. The most insecure women I’ve ever seen.
You made me smile and think of my dad this morning. :). He always said, when people really messed up, that they had “hockied in their own nest”.
@@McCinderg
"Hockied??"
What is that Scottish??
🙏💜🏴💜🇬🇧💜
Don't be blinded by the narrative that Megan is the only evil one in this relationship. Harry was definitely involved in the launch of this. Don't you remember his pitiful species that absolutely nothing except basically kind of himself. Unlike William he didn't talk about the recipients of the award which is what the award is about. And he came on disheveled. And like he couldn't have flown over there for the awards okay William wouldn't have wanted to see him but he couldn't have come on after William left?? He does not care about his mother's legacy. All he cares about is himself and Megan.
🤭messed in her nest....again👌
@@LKMNOP You're right. Harry in a certain respect is eviler. He attacked his own geriatric grandparents and told lies about his father and the UK people/press. He spits in his grandparent's face but makes sure he comes back to the UK for the internationally televised funerals. I can only imagine how he'll act over Charles' passing because he's trashed him and Camilla more than anyone.
She’s a flop because she doesn’t listen to any advice,it’s her way or no way.
Well then NO WAY it is.
She’s a flop because she’s a robot. There’s nothing warm or authentic about her hence the constant “identifying” as authentic!
She's doing what the late Queen told her not to do.
Plus took the late Queens special name
What is she going to do to steal attention when Prince William becomes the King and Princess Catherine becomes the queen?
She's going to still be desperately trying to get attention. Thanks for watching!!
she will say that she had an affair with william and that is the reason the palace told her to leave!
Shell go do backflips and yoga in the parking lot😂😂😂
Maybe another book
They should be divorced by then.
I am so tired of her. I wish she'd just stop.
Her narcissism won't allow her to. We have to deal with her cr@p and b$ together with her handbag of a husband.
Ditto
Maybe if this epically fails, worse than 40x40, she'll go away for good. Of course, she won't because in her mind she's perfect. If she keeps trying, one day the World will see it. It never occurs to her that it doesn't work because she doesn't work. She's inauthentic, hateful, and vapid. The World is seeing her for who she is. If she ever apologized to the Royal Family and the people of the UK, maybe just maybe I'd think something kind about her.
She can't. She somehow needs to fund her delusions of grandeur.
She really makes me sick
People who make decisions based on spite should prepare to fail
Wow spot on!!
Why would she launch now when the whole world is looking for Catherine
BECAUSE the whole world is talking about catherine
The fact she launched an empty website on the same day her husband and BIL were appearing at an awards ceremony honoring their late mother's legacy speaks to her massive ego. Her website is as empty as her heart is.
...and her brain.
Exactly! Well said!
Mm is a psychopathic narcissist
Harry was involved with this too you know. Looking at his speech and his clothing, he wasn't that invested in the awards anyway. Like he couldn't have flown over there to speak?? And he had all those bits about her website. He's entirely with her on all these things. Don't just blame her.
If it wasn’t for u tubers, we would not know or care what the actress is doing? 🙊🙈🙉
I wouldn’t watch her poach an egg.🤮
……she’d overcook it to the nth degree………
I would. She'd forget the water.
@mikeantonio3163
She would forget the egg.
I doubt she even knows how. Not that I can either. But I don't go around behaving as if I'm a chef either.
@mrsterious5845 put some water in a pan. When boiled swirl around, then having already cracked open your egg into a bowl drop into the swirling water. When to your liking lift out with a holed spatula. Or buy a poacher!! If Meghan reads this, I want credit!
As a huge fan of the royal family I am so appalled at the behavior of Harry and Meghan that I want nothing to do with them. I will never purchase anything they are selling. I wish they would just disappear.
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Henry and his wife.
Omg, you used her name. Don't. If you have to, say Rach or Rachel
She is so pretentious.
So she wears ripped jeans and bare feet to meet her prospective royal in-laws but wears a ballgown in her hallway...so authentic...🙄
Totally lacking in any form of class or respect from the very beginning. They should😅 have met her on a yacht…then she knows how to act….bowing…….scraping the ground, it’s called I’m being paid for this!!😱😱😱😱
ripped jeans and ballgowns, exactly, no decorum but big on disrespectful "ef you all" attitude... She is very insecure, not sure of herself, like all bullies she needs to be slapped down big . She can strut around without royal titles.
People have allowed her to walk all over them since she was welped.
All titles including Prince should be stripped.
HARRY said he wanted to be
"just harry".
Well why not?
Great point !
She's sick in the head. An adult normal person wouldn't behave like she does. She lives in a Fantasy world were she's the Kween of Kweens and is admired by the whole world. 🤡
😂
Something really creepy about Harry and Meg.
Yes there is.
They are both repulsive. There are so many overindulgent, spoiled, slightly rude, arrogant people who have somewhat redeemable qualities not these two.
Oh my goodness I’ve been waiting for someone else to point that out!! I thought it was just me!!😮
Harold and his wife.
Amen
Her crap can never overshadow Diana her evil ego will never allow her to succeed.
If Diana is in the Everafter, she is no doubt crying for her son and clutching her hands into fists as she watches Meghan make an ass of him.
She is such a fraud!
admitted that herself!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So….she claims how sexist it was for a commercial to have women washing dishes in the kitchen. And then she launches a brand representing a woman cooking in the kitchen?! 🤷♀
Don't forget she might be selling jams! If that doesn't sound like the stereotypical barefoot in the kitchen I don't know what does. Mind you, I make jams and there's nothing wrong with it but I wouldn't just launch my brand on that.
Why would anyone want to buy from her? Shes offered nothing of value, no cachet, no added sparkle
Who is actually producing the jams and jellies?? Out of her kitchen?
Oh YES YES 😂😂
She'll do anything for attention.
Meghan is seriously unhinged.
As in 'Fatal Attraction' unhinged.
Phonetically and elliptically, the brand name is CHURD coming from Orchard.Churd off M.
I’m not a business person but, it doesn’t make sense to launch a brand when you can’t actually buy anything yet. Especially considering the short attention span of on line shoppers. This leads me to believe she has other motivations: Narcissistic Supply. She’s a damn fool. Very cringe.
If nothing else, she's getting attention, which is what drives her to keep doing all the narcissistic things that she continually does. She has a big platform to perform on, because she married her ginger handbag.
I give it another week before we don't hear anything more about it
Yep.
ARO really stands for Another Rip Off
Exactly!!!!
Brilliant
Asshole Redecorates Outhouse!
The world wide grocery firm will not like it
Always Remember Oprah ! / Another Royal Outcast
Don't forget...She is the Vegan who cooks chickens !!
Yeah she "roasts" chickens but you know those chickens you don't eat.
She claims to be Black but spends fortunes not to look Black!
I remember hearing this in the beginning about getting Harry to eat Vegan but still she served him a "roasted chicken for dinner?" She can't seem to get her stories right.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Oh yeh.thats a point
Can she afford another failure? This is ridiculous! She could hire a French chef (there are many in California) and have a whole campaign totally ready. Everything she does is meant to compete with the people she envies, which is why it looks completely absurd because her agenda is revenge...
I really don’t understand the name. American Riviera Orchard. It’s difficult to say and completely nonsensical. But, that’s The Meg for you…completely nonsensical.
It was always going to be a word salad.
Yes and all about America using British Royal titles and Crest???
Where they live in California is called the “American riviera” bc it resembles the French Riviera
But have no clue where she got the orchard from..very odd
💯@@susansimpson6049
She is trying to imitate the royal Highgrove Orchard, only their sales go towards charity
#HARRYFORGOTAFRICA
Yes! We need more media reporting about it!
No he remembers them every time he gets his annual cheque for sitting on the board of African parks
@@Space_cadet0007being the proud woman of color that she pretends to be, you'd think she'd be offended by the horror those women have endured. Where's her tears for those women? Moonbump is a complete hypocrite, and would sell her mother for $5, if she needed it. Pure trash!
@@Space_cadet0007 I believe she would sell Harry out for $5, if she needed it. BUT- he'll find that out as soon as Meghan mets a richer man.
#FOHARRY
Meghan was so desperate to try to overshadow Prince William and Princess Catherine she launched what the Royal Rouge refers to as a 'test page' which I believe is correct, now she's botched this launch, which could affect her future earning power for years. She is her own worst enemy. As for a cooking show, does Netflix know about it? They might be surprised to learn this, these shows take months of planning, scripting, rehearsals to create, it's not as simple as you might think.
I would not be surprised if she launched this without consulting other business relationships. It would be hysterical if Netflix was hedging on the show and Meghan did this to springboard it. Thanks for watching!!
Is Netflix prepared to pay people to watch Markle's cooking show?
She could do it on CZcams.....lots of housewives do cooking shows. Some are very good too! But I think ToW doesn't have the mettle to ever follow through on a project. She makes a half-assed attempt & soon abandons every venture she starts. It will be the same with her so-called cooking show.
@@ginawiggles918*makes half assed attempt* *not enough success* *blames people/is victim* *rinse repeat*
Exactly, look what happened to that 40x40. It went nowhere. The same thing is going to happen again. Whatever she gets involved with fails
The logo looks as if some poor insect was brutally smashed and then smeared inside a circle.
YES!!
Lol
I think you’re absolutely right- this brand launch will be studied in marketing classes as an example of what NOT to do. It’s astonishing really!
She also can’t compete with the Kate news. People are still more interested in her than M and it’s driving her crazy.
She never can or will change how things are. Catherine princess of Wales WILL one day be Queen of the UK and the commonwealth countries there is no competing with Catherine’s destiny. It’s fun watching her try though 😂
Once Catherine does make her comeback, she’ll have hordes of media attention. Markle can’t and never will command attention like Catherine Princess of Wales. Catherine is an icon whereas TOW is a con.
Meghan and Harry are grasping at straws!
And what's maybe more pitiful is their grasping at Royal straws, if you know what I mean!
I think Megan is grasping for anything to make a quick buck. Harry is just along for the ride for as long as he has access to his trust fund.
Shes releasing a line of paints called "50 shades of beige".
😅
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Should have called it 'Grift'.
Well, that’s catchy
It would have been easily identifiable.
Imagine living a life where you were born part of a Royal Family, you married a charlatan, skipped off to the US and now have to live a life of grifting. Does he lay awake at night and wonder what happened?? 🤣
Hazbeen is too dimwitted!! He thinks he fell in love….no, he fell in lust..,and now she has taken that away?.oh, allegedly. IMO
Oh, I will guess he does. Prince Harry is not where he belongs and it shows. I think he knows it, too. Pride is a funny thing, in that it causes people to do really stupid things, or refuse to admit they have made terrible, terrible decisions.
Haz will always have Marcus.....
You do enough drugs, it doesn’t sting so much. Plus in his paranoia he thinks the Palace is doing him down.
Once she dumps him and moves on, that's when he's going to lay in bed at night and wonder what happened.
Her fame is running on empty.
@@tinroof796😂😂😂😂😂
There's a difference between fame and infamy.
She should have had a REAL caligrapher 'write' the name. Slanted writing
embellished w/ a bunch of curlicues is NOT calligraphy. The first title,
American Historical Orchard ( or something like this) was done by a REAL
caligrapher. The difference is obvious & looks cheap & unprofessional.
No wonder it failed so fast. No one will buy ANYTHING from her.
I'm actually okay with the font of the brand, but you're right - it's NOT calligraphy, more like fancy cursive. The strange thing for me is that I don't know what the logo is supposed to be, so the name doesn't mean anything either. If she's trying to hold court in the United States, similar to the Grimaldi family in Monaco, then she's still trying to hang on to royal connections for relevancy. Looks like the website has everything for the girl next door. We shall see!
So true. She needs to use a professional graphic designer to create the logo. Her silly junior high school cursive skills are not very good.
Her ‘launch’ will fade away just like all her other projects. Please God sooner rather than later.
She is just a failure through and through... not all there 😕 😔
Markle is a Serial Failure.
In the past she just lied, intimidated people, or did "favors" to get her way.....but on the world stage that a lot harder to pull off. Too many people have seen through the smoke and mirrors and that's why she wants to silence people who tell the truth about her behavior.
Thank the lord for her not being all there 🙏 what is there is bad enough 😂
Problem is you have to put in time to get a good show and be liked and popular and content
@@lynlawley8903Megsy is just plain L-A-Z-Y!!!
her reputation is a dumpster fire....anything she does will flop.
I don't know why this made me laugh 😅. I have never heard that saying before 🤣🤣. Dumpster fire lol.
Sue Me said that the name American Riviera Orchard was "ludicrously pretentious" That pretty much sums it up for me.
I cannot believe she started a website that goes no where and has nothing in place yet. I am now believing she just couldn't stand that everyone was talking about Princess Catherine so she pushed the launch up before ANYTHING was ready.
It's seems weird to me that a celebrity would start a business that has absolutely nothing to do with what she does in her daily life. Meghan doesn't sew, cook, nothing -- she has help that does that for her. Yuk!
So true!!
😂😂😂excellent comment ! so true !
No sewing going on in her life. Look at all the ill fitting clothing she wears.
But remember when Harry said (in Spare) that she wouldn’t cost a lot of money to support bc she didn’t eat a lot AND she made her own clothes!!! Haha!
@@cocop5058 US gov said he lied to sell books.
She still doesn’t listen, EVER, to what her “current” PR team advise. This is nothing new.
This is the reason why she fails instead of listening to PR team advise she thinks she knows "better?" WRONG!!
Said this from the get go.
They complain they're skint.
But spend an absolute fortune on a pr team that she completely ignores 😂😂
Just wait for it...Kris Jenner will give her business advice....Kim West will give her business advice....but will she listen and take heed? Nope, she'll still do what she thinks is better and still have an epic fail!
Imagine being so jealous of your devoted husband that you'd launch an empty brand before its ready just to steal his limelight at an event for his dead mother ........ there are no words for this womans behaviour.
But as usual Harry thinks it's fine, he's like a love sick teenager!!
Harry not love sick! Harry is just plain dumb! And MM can lead him by his nose any place she wants to! Harry is definitely a shell of a man & will never be handsome like Prince William!
@@susansimpson6049..
NO IT MEANS HARRY IS SHIT SCARED OF HER. LOL
Maybe to Meghan, us plebs and peasants are not her intended market.
Oh c'mon....WHO wouldn't want 5 or 6 canvas grocery bags at only $2,000 a pop? 😱I question if she even knows who her target customers really are? The economy is bad right now, her merch is unimpressive, and she is a polarizing personality. Imo a lot of people will refuse to buy from her website because they find her unlikable. I know I won't.
I got a free one from Williams Sonoma with a purchase. I think she’ll buy them to make it look like they Sold Out. The ultimate grifter fraud.
My boss gave me a nice Trader Joe’s shopping bag in heavy canvas. I use it for all my grocery shopping now.
Not even the website can be trusted
She does have a large following, but we don't know their demographic...can they afford her wares? Maybe jam or jelly, but the tote may elude many.
Megan website harvest your data and email that's all it does one page my advice don't go there 😭
People surrounding her are not allowed to question , criticize her decision . She only wanted to hear praise & wonderful comments about her . Just my opinion.
Just like a miserable dictator
It is only to make her look she doesn't look people criticising her she has to be better than any one else but with Megan she has no experience of running a business or any thing else she turns her hands to that why it all ways flops .then blame every one else for not getting it right from the start.
Jeez, Dont say "just"! when giving your opinion, because it makes you sound weak, as if your opinion is not as valid as anyone else,s, but say "that's my opinion".
Surprised she exposed herself to almost certain failure and public ridicule. Nowhere to hide and no one else to take the blame this time.
She has insulted the RoyalFamily so many times, no one is inspired to follow her.She needs to realize that.
Her disconnect from reality is astounding.
Nope I’m a MBA and she launched a website that is empty. She’s obviously not taken business 101 or listened to any one giving her advise. Btw she’s bought about 200000 of those followers. Check it out.
No surprise there
I wonder all her sugars didn’t follow her ? Why she need buying boot fake follower ? I thought she million sugars .
Where are the children of Harry and his wife?
Royalty have nannies. Even pseudo royalty hire nannies. She's got more important things to do than raise her children. She's a very busy person after all. Busy doing nothing of importance.
They'll pop up soon...when she decides she needs to Merch them.
Even Gypsy Rose had 8m followers straight out of prison. 😆
Oooooh what a burn!! Better break out the aloe vera
Nicely done btw
@@bennylawrence6221 😆
@@bennylawrence6221 people on X didn't find it too funny 😆
🤣🤣🤣🤣
What on earth was she thinking?! No direction whatsoever!
I don't know! It's crazy in competent.
As usual, she wasn't!
Có hướng thì chẳng cần quàng tử .
Because she copied everything she did from others,she is not real.
@@RoyalNewsNetwork : I just don't think she's as "insanely smart" as she claimed to be early on. Once she exhausted her handful of psychobabble PC clichés she exposed her inadequacies & lies. Try asking her to speak French! 🤣🙄
She makes the same mistake over and over again of believing she is so special she can spend five minutes on something for which she has no talent nor skill and surpass those with infinitely more talent and who are willing to work very hard to achieve success. Spotify? If you are going to have a lifestyle brand you have to first establish the brand and create an interest in you and your lifestyle. At this point, people see MM and Harry as messy, unstable and very undesirable failures who may have once been part of a grand lifestyle, but are now a cautionary tale of what no one wants to be. In other words, no one wants what MM has and certainly not what she is selling.
Meg deserves a hut in African Parks. Maybe then H&M will care.
She's in hot .hot 🔥 water with the Palace! The logo looks like the HRH on the Royal website!
She's not supposed to use her titles to sell anything!
doubt she cares. shes got away with everything so far
Is anyone really surprised? It's what she does; bullies her way forward and basically DARES people to criticise her lack of "follow through", because she's all flimsy facade with no substance behind it.
She could have the best advisors in the universe but it doesn't do any good if she doesn't listen to them...
So what does Harry do all day while she’s working…
No idea! Probably hanging out with the dogs and going to the beach. Thanks for watching!!
He sues
Hanging out with Kardashian/Jenner connections. They must be involved in all of this. The perfect family to learn and get advice from. They are hated/disliked yet somehow make lots of money for being famous for absolutely no reason. Plus they have billions and can bank roll the grifters
Juggles more limes in the garden 🤷♀️
Babysitting the invisible kids
😂 Meghan has been speaking ill of the British Monarchy, and still refering to herself as Duchess of Sussex?? Meghan, are you so confused already??
MM's logo looks like an 8-year-old calligraphy trying to impress their parents; it doesn't even make sense to me 😅
She is so pretentious for a person who is sooooooo tacky. I know i won't support or buy any products she will be associated with.
She's also being called a "tradmom" while telling everyone she's a women's rights advocate. She's not progressive, just vindictive.
And a total liar!
Here is an idea for Meg to get her numbers up....at the end of every cooking demo she could do the washing up with her favorite dish soap! People might join just to watch that!
Who will she blame this on?
Who do you think😂😂
Catherine, of course.
Or Camilla
Her brand objective is to launch just before any of William's and Catherine's events. That's all. Quality is not the objective.
Obviously this woman is not mentally well.
She's a narcassist enough said!
I think she is a malignant narcissist which is an advanced form of narcissism.
What’s next? Selling tires and adult diapers? It’s seems she’s peddling everything else.
She doesn’t own Montecito. She doesn’t own an orchard. She doesn’t own the crown. She isn’t royalty. All she has is a big wish list on a beer budget
I'm from Mexico, if you open her profile from my location as today you can see only 2,635 followers, i think she's buying followers that only show in the US, in reality she's not even at 3k, it's so lame
She's got bots following her, to make it appear in the US that she is gathering speed. This is going to be just another epic fail.
Will NOT be buying whatever she’s selling EVER! She teaches us all what NOT to do in life, in business, in relationships!
It's a stupid name for a site. No one will remember it. Everyone will say "the orchard site".
I wouldn't want to get involved in anything she tries to promote or sells! She's shady, doesn't follow through with anything, and it's probably a scam! You probably wouldn't get what you ordered. Everything she touches, it fails! Plus I don't support anyone I don't like!!!
My guess all merch is and would be very poor quality.
I stand with the Wales 💖💖
I don’t even think it’s the branding that’s the problem at this stage. She could have the most amazing looking site but her image is down the toilet nothing can help with that. Who is going to want to pay $2,000 for a tote bag from her? Very pretentious and very optimistic of her 😂
Well, I think the totes people are seeing are fake, but she would have a much better shot at success if it looked good. Her branding is going to kill this relaunch. Thanks for watching!!
With Meghan, you get her STENCH of repulsive blatant evil. Most people want nothing to do with her because of her evil.
It’s a cheap canvas tote like one I got Free from Williams Sonoma for a purchase of a Le Crueset pot (I think). Who’d pay 2K for that?
She is really going after the very rich 😂
One can get a name brand tote bag for that price $2000 just not mm’s brand IMO her brand is 💩💩
It’s just incredibly sad how a person like MM spends so much time & energy on trying to be a wannabe instead of just being a normal person living a decent life! This life you’re living with Harry & MM isn’t going to be all what’s it’s cracked up to be in the long run just wait & see MM! The harder you try MM the worst things get for you because you just can’t be honest with yourself & the people around you!
The poor planning was likely due to her insistence on launching it on the same day as the Diana Awards. I bet she was advised to delay until there was more organization in place, but disrupting William was way more important to her. This is an amateur show all around and this whole endeavour is going to tank.
Exactly! She wanted to pull headlines from William. She over rode a better business marketing decision in favor of a spiteful move against William.
I think it’s BLAND and BORING! It’s definitely doomed to fail.
I can’t take her seriously🙄
I watched Joanna's show yesterday. She brings such authenticity. She was making Korean food, important to her heritage, kids underfoot. Remembering her mom cooking it when she was growing up. Even going so far as to call her to check a recipe. I'm having a hard thinking Meghan could ever be so relatable.
Her website is disappointing and dismal because it says nothing.You only have one chance to make a lasting impression and that’s always your first one and she failed. I think she rushed her launch to compete with William & Harry celebrating the memory of Princess Diana.
Anyway mm failed we all watched PW’s speech & him giving awards to people who deserved it, just didn’t watch Harry via video, I believe he was as high as a kite spewing word salad speech that mm wrote for him.
Exactly.
500,000? 499,999 are people just seeing what her latest rebranding - yet again!!!!! - is all about this time 🤨 Just another waste of money. She’d make more impact if she had just given the money to charity. How about African Parks Rachel??
That would make so much more sense! Thanks for watching!!
Shell mine their data and sell it
I only see 10k on Insta and 120k for the Meghan page...where does she have 500k followers? Am I missing something?
Some commentators have checked the followers and it appears over half are bots, allegedly.
@@debbiecampbell7993 Her old friend Bouzy helping her out again? Well she won’t make many sales with them will she 😂😂
How many brands, websites, and business ventures have they launched, only to fail to deliver? It’s such a scattershot effort that is doomed to failure.
I'm going with squashed spider as the logo. I took Graphic Design in college. I sucked at it, but one thing I remember is that a logo can be stylized, but you have to be able to make out what the logo is trying to get across. That logo is just too damned squiggly...it's a design fail.
Meghan thinks she is such an expert in everything that she can lecture people on any topic. Now she thjnks she is such a knowledgeable cook that she can teach US how to cook. She is crazy.
She fails at EVERYTHING she touches! Why can people not figure it out??!! Instant karma. 😂
Why do the paps keep covering her little announcements? I for one do not care what she does!
Her objective was to launch while William was doing the Diana awards. She wanted to rain on his parade.
She rushed the brand as she knows Catherine will be back on public engagement in a couple of weeks. She was taking advantage of C’s absence.
Personal opinion- Markle is a proverbial “day late and a dollar short “ with her lifestyle brand. Granted Martha Stewart may or may not be a likable person but if you know her history she has been a lifelong hustler as far as work is concerned as well as a master at pretty much all of the home arts. Meghan may throw a chicken in the oven and have someone build her a chicken coop but that does not make her a homemaking savant or in the least likable.
Yes, you can respect the hustle, but Meghan has always let her PR try and make up for every failure. Thanks for watching!!
Her talents are on a yacht
Plus Martha been at it a long time. I remember one of her first books on weddings. Markle besides not having any home arts skills, and not doing any work expects the like of Rome being built in a day. Even Goop didn’t start up big.
Martha actually put hours and effort into her brand and products! She had actual content for each show! She actually did book, garden and decorate for her shows/magazine ! All things mm has never been able to accomplish! As said she a grifter that expects others to do the work and she float in at the last minute to take credit for the work and make each video about herself 💯 %! She’s lost so many good employees that now those working for her aren’t at the rocket scientist level of content creators or designers/developers!
@@ckp2ator389 Yes, I bought Martha’s first coffee table book Entertaining years and years ago (not that I ever did anything that luxe you understand). She is indeed a lifetime learner who was a model in school, then something in the stock market, as well as knowledgeable about cooking, crafting, interior design, gardening, animal husbandry, and who knows what else.
Why in the world would you launch a lifestyle brand and not trademark it first? Very amateurish!
That's my thought too! Though I'm not an expert. Seems incredibly risky!
@@RoyalNewsNetwork meghan always knows best! If does roast chicken on her cooking show it will have to be X-rated - or maybe not as no one will be watching it.
Probably can’t afford to…. Speaks of something and it’s not good!
She wanted it out there hurriedly imo to upstage Diana’s charity event
Santa Barbara uses American Riviera to advertise itself. I wonder if her trademark will be rejected? Who launches without their ducks in a row?!?!
Why are young people interested in a 46yr old jam maker? Are they the age group that post for pay?
WoW...she MARKLED herself 😂
See she is still describing her “Calligraphy” as real Calligraphy. It is not. As in so much of MM a grandiose joke. She has been embarrassing herself with that claim forever.
She must have felt inferior with the RF and even the staff