Two and a half men Charlie hilarious scene

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  • čas přidán 21. 07. 2008
  • Charlie on the phone with hysterical woman(pregnancy test)
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  • @EvieBuenodeAndrade
    @EvieBuenodeAndrade Před 5 lety +1428

    "I don't cry when I'm late!" Jake's hilarious.😂😂😂

  • @aj28pats
    @aj28pats Před 3 lety +390

    “Not exactly a rocket scientist “
    “As opposed to the Nobel prize winners you usually bring home” 😂😂😂 damn Alan

  • @JeffreyGillespie
    @JeffreyGillespie Před 2 lety +129

    "you didn't happen to catch her name did you?" BRUTAL 😂😂😂😂

  • @inutero10
    @inutero10 Před 6 lety +2458

    To think Lorre thought Sheen was replaceable. Lmao.

    • @afonsodeportugal
      @afonsodeportugal Před 5 lety +261

      @Anne Liesveld
      The downfall of THM after Sheen left proves you wrong!

    • @stivi739
      @stivi739 Před 5 lety +35

      Yep lol..tough to be that guy lol

    • @exodustimes4266
      @exodustimes4266 Před 5 lety +3

      Bogdan Tulin Wow, very mature of u

    • @Monamika84
      @Monamika84 Před 5 lety +26

      Be that as it may Ashton Kutcher wasn’t that “anyone”. They should have gone with other 80s star.

    • @E.JayViera
      @E.JayViera Před 4 lety +12

      Mona Mika Charlie Sheen got this role after he did two years on the show Spin City. It was supposed to be his period of redemption. It started in 2000

  • @BusiswaThamsanqaDube
    @BusiswaThamsanqaDube Před 6 lety +1391

    Charlie - "not exactly a rocket scientist"
    Alan - "as opposed to the Nobel prize winners, you usually bring" ....

    • @Udai2420
      @Udai2420 Před 5 lety +13

      Busiswa Thamsanqa Dube I died 😂😂

    • @not-so-smartaleck8987
      @not-so-smartaleck8987 Před 5 lety +7

      Yeah, that was a good one...

    • @IGamingStation
      @IGamingStation Před 4 lety +13

      That's not fair to Charlie. He's dated a judge, a divorce attorney, and a school teacher. But yeah he's dated shrews.

    • @Rahul-uk4su
      @Rahul-uk4su Před 3 lety +2

      @@IGamingStation not at that time.

    • @gutbustinggamer
      @gutbustinggamer Před 3 lety

      😂 😆
      congrats i gave u ur 900th like

  • @charlieharper8543
    @charlieharper8543 Před 12 lety +1730

    Wow, I remember that time. God, I was scared for a few minutes there.

  • @davider6884
    @davider6884 Před 4 lety +186

    "Don‘t mock my faith"😂😂😂😂

  • @eaubert1
    @eaubert1 Před 5 lety +339

    "You didn't happen to catch her name; did'ya?" That's why I love Charlie Harper!

  • @MatheusLB2009
    @MatheusLB2009 Před 6 lety +645

    I thought the whole thing was funny. But at "Congratulations, when's the wedding" I DIED

  • @ChampionDriver01
    @ChampionDriver01 Před 15 lety +139

    "How are you?"
    "She's crying- duh."
    "Oh God- please please please..."
    "Isn't it a little late for prayer, Charlie?"
    "Don't mock my faith!"

  • @jeanettebranco1910
    @jeanettebranco1910 Před 3 lety +46

    Charlie was the best, no one could ever replace him.

  • @that_bloke_kiri
    @that_bloke_kiri Před 4 lety +70

    everything out of charlie's mouth is pure comedy and genius

  • @DavisSchulz
    @DavisSchulz Před rokem +26

    The first seasons were comedy gold. Love it.

  • @Supergirl67-53
    @Supergirl67-53 Před 4 lety +63

    Jake: "What's the big deal? I don't cry when I'm late."
    ❤😂💚😂💜
    😂💛😂💙😂

    • @randommanny7659
      @randommanny7659 Před 4 lety +1

      🎺😍💕😁🎻❤️🐂😎🎺❤️😀🐆

  • @williamforrest4371
    @williamforrest4371 Před 4 lety +175

    NO WAY IN HELL CAN YOU BEAT CHARLIE SHEEN AT THIS KIND OF TV

    • @S1rWakka
      @S1rWakka Před 2 lety

      Go watch Californication

  • @shuib
    @shuib Před 8 měsíci +7

    Jake is so cute, witty and hilarious!

  • @cassidysinger4
    @cassidysinger4 Před 13 lety +94

    "what's the big deal I don't cry when I'm late" haha Jake is so adorable

  • @simonmakinde230392
    @simonmakinde230392 Před 2 lety +11

    ‘You’ve never found yourself in a slow elevator without a condom… Look who I’m asking’ 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @som9097
      @som9097 Před 8 měsíci +2

      One of the best lines ever in any sitcom.

  • @guypeate3628
    @guypeate3628 Před 2 lety +15

    I love it when Charlie hugs Alan and slaps his shoulder

    • @Alice15210
      @Alice15210 Před 2 lety

      Had me dying 😂😂😂😂

  • @strbrrydrgn
    @strbrrydrgn Před 3 lety +228

    You simply cannot make a sitcom as good as this one again. The jokes, the cast, the plot. Everything was so ahead of its time. Can't even imagine how much backlash they would've gotten if they filmed this in today's age, with all the sensitive Karens lurking and waiting for anything to bitch about.

    • @egeerdem8272
      @egeerdem8272 Před 2 lety

      nah sjw type of morons are more bitchy about these kind of things

    • @CrazyWhore116
      @CrazyWhore116 Před 2 lety +4

      Can you imagine charlie sleeping with a Karen?

    • @randallmarsh1187
      @randallmarsh1187 Před 2 lety

      Not to mention all of them holier than thou Evangelicals!

    • @HatredInTheFlesh
      @HatredInTheFlesh Před rokem +1

      @@randallmarsh1187 Definitely. Two and a half men was VERY progressive. Had a lot of lgbt stuff, hedonism, etc. all stuff conservidrones hate.

  • @lfgubrs
    @lfgubrs Před 11 lety +384

    I admit Jon Cryers role as Alan is brilliant but remember its only scripts, maybe Charlies too but the show was based on his personality

    • @Rahul-uk4su
      @Rahul-uk4su Před 3 lety +18

      I have heard a lot that Charlie Sheen did a lot of improv on the scripts. He even roasted chuck saying that he made those shityy scripts gold. I don't know what to believe tho

    • @robertrodriguez787
      @robertrodriguez787 Před 3 lety +2

      So how the hell they replace him if it was based off his personality . whoever created that show is stupid

  • @abehambino
    @abehambino Před 10 měsíci +6

    That was actually very supportive of Charlie! His calmness, his overall reaction, the way he walked her through all the steps, getting Jake out of there, congratulating on the wedding. It was almost selfless and mature!

  • @erikhopkins9488
    @erikhopkins9488 Před 5 lety +329

    "Omelette OH I'm late!"
    CryingInLaughter!!

    • @josevargasrd
      @josevargasrd Před 4 lety +1

      Reminds me to gee Im a tree

    • @ASP2249
      @ASP2249 Před 3 lety +1

      @@josevargasrd geometry kandi

  • @Andrea11208
    @Andrea11208 Před 4 lety +23

    I think it is very sweet that Charlie's first reaction was getting Jake out of there.

  • @shungyo8395
    @shungyo8395 Před 2 lety +4

    What you late for hon....
    GET HIM OUT OF HERE GET HIM OUT OF HERE 🤣🤣🤣🤣😅🤣

  • @Ken93Cy
    @Ken93Cy Před 11 lety +46

    And you are totally correct dude!! The chemistry between Charlie Sheen's character ( charlie harper) and Jon Cryer's character ( Alan Harper) along with the innocence of Angu's charactter ( jake harper) were what made this show actually funny and worth watching!!!! When Charlie Harper died, its like all the pieces of the puzzle fell apart, thus the show died along with him. That's my opinion!

  • @nkpersian
    @nkpersian Před 13 lety +63

    "don't u just HATE it when that happens" LMAO :))))) Charlie is amazing

    • @totorina8
      @totorina8 Před rokem

      “If voting made any difference they wouldn't let us do it.”
      ― Mark Twain

  • @scottmichaels2538
    @scottmichaels2538 Před 3 lety +24

    Charlie was the back bone of that show, prove me wrong

  • @yeguenianantranik4003
    @yeguenianantranik4003 Před 2 lety +6

    SO UNBELIEVABLY HILARIOUS 😂 😃 😄 😁 🤣 WE MISSED "CHARLIE HARPER".

  • @MAte925
    @MAte925 Před 4 měsíci +1

    I'm don't cry when i'm late!😁> script writers were geniuses!

  • @BagofRoastedNuts
    @BagofRoastedNuts Před 8 lety +59

    "Look who I'm asking" .. Lol

  • @UserName-br5zu
    @UserName-br5zu Před 2 lety +1

    I enjoyed all 3 pixels of this video

  • @EverydayInsanity1995
    @EverydayInsanity1995 Před 15 lety +11

    "your late. For what?"
    hahahahaha i love that line!

  • @SplinterX1990
    @SplinterX1990 Před 7 lety +428

    I've been in a slow elevator without a condom plenty of times....nothing happened

    • @adztoxicx
      @adztoxicx Před 7 lety +34

      Look who's saying this ;-) *jk*

    • @mrkenz7566
      @mrkenz7566 Před 6 lety +6

      Haha well sucks 2 be you , it happens here!!! Damn 90s elevators

    • @scrooblethump4971
      @scrooblethump4971 Před 5 lety

      Twit

    • @stanislausklim7794
      @stanislausklim7794 Před 5 lety

      Like when Leslie Knope from Parks and Rec had a brownie. She felt like she was flying or something. There wasnt any pot in it. It was just a really great brownie

    • @tmlfan7785
      @tmlfan7785 Před 5 lety +2

      SplinterX1990 who’s fault is that?

  • @archiebarnes8982
    @archiebarnes8982 Před 9 lety +17

    Iove two and a half men

  • @50SKG
    @50SKG Před 8 lety +106

    lmao 2:49 that dance

  • @DionKroese
    @DionKroese Před 11 lety +24

    John Cryer is a great actor, and when you pay attention to him during the show, you'll really notice how good he acts.

    • @EagleOneM1953
      @EagleOneM1953 Před 10 měsíci

      Exactly... many say Charlie Sheen was the best but I maintain without Jon Cryer the scenes they are in together would not be that good without him... Few actors play righteous indignation like he does

  • @johnnk3256
    @johnnk3256 Před 10 měsíci +1

    One of the few times Jake used the exit on the other side of the room. After this, they failed to use it ever again.

  • @Sepultallica83
    @Sepultallica83 Před 12 lety

    Thanks for uploading, this is just fantastic uhahuahua

  • @OurWorldofDanceSport
    @OurWorldofDanceSport Před 4 lety +2

    You didn't happen to catch her name🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @dee7106
      @dee7106 Před 3 lety

      Davide's World of Dance Sport right the best 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @simonmakinde230392
    @simonmakinde230392 Před 2 lety +1

    Ok. Calm down I can’t understand you. Omelette? What is omelette? Oooh, I’m late. What are you late for hun? 🤣🤣

  • @alexnord7867
    @alexnord7867 Před 10 lety +202

    Happpy not Father's Day!!!

  • @michaelnaisbitt1639
    @michaelnaisbitt1639 Před 4 lety +8

    You didn’t happen to catch her name did you. What a hoot. 😀😀😀😀

  • @MAte925
    @MAte925 Před 4 měsíci +1

    You didn't happen to remember her name did ya"?> classic!

  • @BiBoFan
    @BiBoFan Před 4 lety +2

    I don't cry when I'm late LMFAO

  • @blackjack4088
    @blackjack4088 Před 6 lety +90

    don't take calls from hysterical women -lesson of life

  • @Georgeous129
    @Georgeous129 Před 14 lety +7

    omg watched this episode last night, hilarious ending to say the least

  • @jackkraken3888
    @jackkraken3888 Před 4 lety +16

    Charlie probably still had no idea who she was.

  • @crazydrumma
    @crazydrumma Před 13 lety +10

    Well Charlie, it's been a fun run! Two and a Half Men won't be the same without ya. :(

  • @Shadomancer
    @Shadomancer Před 13 lety +19

    I don't cry when I'm late..XD

  • @aref111
    @aref111 Před 6 lety +15

    "Go a ahead let it rip" LOL

  • @Petegrin1
    @Petegrin1 Před 13 lety +9

    I wont watch this anymore without charlie harper! I WANT CHARLIE BACK!

  • @adriansmith7604
    @adriansmith7604 Před rokem

    This show is like MASH be here in 50 years time still tops

  • @Ken93Cy
    @Ken93Cy Před 11 lety

    ok. thanks for clearing that up :)

  • @navarrouk3487
    @navarrouk3487 Před 5 lety +3

    "the stick turns blue"

  • @chaotic8274
    @chaotic8274 Před 4 lety +2

    Dancing was best part lol.

  • @IvanMyRooM
    @IvanMyRooM Před 15 lety +1

    Ne nije lud kao struja!!!
    Najjaca serija ikad igde

  • @sitiaishah8761
    @sitiaishah8761 Před 3 lety +2

    12 years ago, I.. wow

  • @Supreme40x
    @Supreme40x Před 13 lety +6

    When is the wedding ... yeah!

  • @ransomndifang7510
    @ransomndifang7510 Před rokem

    He was never replaceable

  • @nkosinathimakhaza3159
    @nkosinathimakhaza3159 Před 6 lety +42

    Dnt mock my faith

  • @lizzybethclearwater6921
    @lizzybethclearwater6921 Před 3 lety +6

    "Don't mock my faith" 😂😂

  • @FPietros
    @FPietros Před 11 lety +4

    I think John Cryer's talent and role in this sitcom is very much underrated...

  • @chinoparatodo
    @chinoparatodo Před 3 lety

    I don’t cry when I’m late

  • @DionKroese
    @DionKroese Před 11 lety

    Maybe i used the wrong words in my comment, but I was just supporting your comment, because I think you're right.

  • @therealdjmiller
    @therealdjmiller Před 12 lety +3

    The GREATEST SHOW EVER!!
    WINNING!!!

  • @Danyellah
    @Danyellah Před 13 lety +2

    what are you late for, hun?
    what's the big deal? I don't cry when I'm late!
    muahahahahaa

  • @w0ttheh3ll
    @w0ttheh3ll Před 11 lety

    stupid canned laughter makes it kind of hard to appreciate this brilliant stuff

    • @not-so-smartaleck8987
      @not-so-smartaleck8987 Před 5 lety

      It's a sitcom, which nowadays is usually filmed in front of a studio audience. I don't think "canned laughter" has been used since the 70's.

  • @Kwatcher100
    @Kwatcher100 Před 11 lety +1

    Jake, your never late.

  • @gracenjuguna7292
    @gracenjuguna7292 Před 2 lety +1

    Charlies hilarious!!

  • @Tony-mq2br
    @Tony-mq2br Před 5 lety +2

    Brilliant

  • @Ken93Cy
    @Ken93Cy Před 11 lety +4

    ohhh Charlie, will your awesomeness ever end?? I think NOT!!!

  • @danceswithcritters
    @danceswithcritters Před 8 lety +184

    where did Jake go? Charlie's house has no exit that way?

    • @SplinterX1990
      @SplinterX1990 Před 7 lety +100

      Yes it does. But you only see it in a couple of episodes

    • @gabrielbeda
      @gabrielbeda Před 6 lety +12

      To watch tv

    • @joaogeraldes7279
      @joaogeraldes7279 Před 6 lety +12

      nikneuk.deviantart.com/art/Beach-House-of-Charlie-Harper-from-TAAHM-347659571

    • @Sebas-br2ii
      @Sebas-br2ii Před 5 lety +19

      To the tv and couch next to the kitchen

    • @eaubert1
      @eaubert1 Před 5 lety +20

      @danceswithcritters: you're obviously not an expert on this show! Charlie's house has a side door, just in front of Charlie's liquor cabinet (on the right edge of the kitchen, as seen from the central camera angle). But more importantly: Alan tells Jake to go watch TV, which is in the corner of the kitchen/living room.

  • @Ken93Cy
    @Ken93Cy Před 11 lety +1

    after season 8, yes! before season 8, this show was awesome

  • @Drtirath
    @Drtirath Před 4 lety +1

    Look who i am asking .... ha ha ha charlie 😂

  • @akramm.8543
    @akramm.8543 Před 2 lety +4

    Wasn't the whole show with Charlie Sheen a series of hillarious scenes?

  • @ShinkuGouki
    @ShinkuGouki Před 4 lety +15

    Every cutscene: "MENNNNN"
    I miss this show...

    • @ShinkuGouki
      @ShinkuGouki Před 3 lety

      @Howard Brown Wouldn't last a season

  • @damienocallaghan7914
    @damienocallaghan7914 Před 5 lety +2

    Nobel
    Prize
    Winner....
    LOL

  • @user-oj8jz6db4c
    @user-oj8jz6db4c Před 2 měsíci

    Hugs Alan...LOLOLOL

  • @MAte925
    @MAte925 Před 25 dny

    Classic!"you remember her name mate!!

  • @grantser08
    @grantser08 Před 13 lety

    'you didn't happen to catch her name did ya?' lol ha

  • @DerekBoldiene360
    @DerekBoldiene360 Před 5 lety +38

    This show was amazing until they fired Charlie Sheen.

  • @periloustimes4439
    @periloustimes4439 Před 4 lety

    Charlie Sheen was so perfect for this role and I enjoyed his performances many, many times. I still find it so sad Mr. Sheen allowed drugs and a disreputable life style to cause him so much physical harm, mental anguish and pain. Good luck Mr. Sheen I hope you are able to recover.

  • @MegaShark30
    @MegaShark30 Před 9 lety +894

    Ashton kuter isn't funny at all

    • @chrisurena5346
      @chrisurena5346 Před 6 lety +1

      andy badal right?

    • @DerekBoldiene360
      @DerekBoldiene360 Před 6 lety +40

      I say hes passable a little not in this show he sucked compared to Charlie Sheen hes okay in a few rolls but Charlie Sheen is so much better.

    • @davidyoung7127
      @davidyoung7127 Před 6 lety +6

      Agreed 💩

    • @nihan8589
      @nihan8589 Před 6 lety +2

      Kutcher*

    • @GypsyRock
      @GypsyRock Před 5 lety +18

      Only as Kelso

  • @mrkenz7566
    @mrkenz7566 Před 6 lety +27

    Love you charlie sheeen!!! Fuckingbest show

  • @jaminesonymorgan8428
    @jaminesonymorgan8428 Před 3 lety

    Jake is so so funny (what's the big deal I don't cry when I'm late

  • @jblake42
    @jblake42 Před 11 lety +1

    Hold on ... Charlie HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • @lauragutierrez248
    @lauragutierrez248 Před 8 lety +96

    miss Charlie on the show..I stop watching after he lft...they should off work things out...but I hear it was his drug use..and being always late..tooo bad..really not the same with out him

    • @vasyasol
      @vasyasol Před 6 lety +4

      he said some horrible shit to director is what i heard that got him fired

    • @dandeborja3026
      @dandeborja3026 Před 5 lety +1

      He got fired because he called Chuck Lorre a 'jew cunt'. If everybody got to keep their job after calling their boss a 'jew cunt', then everyone would do it

    • @not-so-smartaleck8987
      @not-so-smartaleck8987 Před 5 lety +4

      +Laura G 2-1/2 Men is "really not the same" without Sheen--that's an understatement, Sheen was the heart of the show.

    • @Rick_Sanchez_C137_
      @Rick_Sanchez_C137_ Před 4 lety +2

      Dan De Borja
      While I tend to agree.... Hollywood has TOTALLY FAILED to tell us what Lorre said to Sheen to elicit that response....
      Having worked around unions, when the union won’t give specifics for why they are striking, it is because they are guilty of worse... I’m betting Hollywood hasn’t said because Lorre has other shows they didn’t want to flop...
      I have Jewish ancestry, I have many Jewish friends, I stopped attending Southern Baptist churches in 1989 when a keynote speaker at the southern baptist convention started their address with the phrase, “We have to start working on the Jews again,” but Lorre using that comment as an excuse to fire Charlie and talk bad about him in public without telling us what caused the response, makes me not give a damn about the response, because if they won’t tell us why Charlie said it, than it is because it was an appropriate response.

  • @AnaNord
    @AnaNord Před 14 lety +2

    This is my favorite TV-show! I really hope Charlie Sheen did not quit season 8.

  • @HEff-kv8bk
    @HEff-kv8bk Před 3 lety

    This is comedy gold

  • @bigd2911
    @bigd2911 Před 4 lety +2

    What’s the big deal I don’t cry when I’m late💀

    • @bigd2911
      @bigd2911 Před 4 lety +1

      Boy don’t you just hate when that happens😂

  • @Zohirul-Jewel
    @Zohirul-Jewel Před rokem

    A landlines makes this episode seem so old.

  • @soulierinvestments
    @soulierinvestments Před 13 lety +2

    And you know -- there are plenty of families where Charlie Harper would be considered a positive role model. Charlie Sheen for that matter.

  • @ea8cde
    @ea8cde Před 12 lety

    ahaha.....you hardly see jake studying like that noww :D

  • @justzee1574
    @justzee1574 Před 2 lety

    He did the Maury he is not the father dance

  • @sharonlacy1837
    @sharonlacy1837 Před 2 lety

    Love Jake 🤣

  • @PilotRyanProductions
    @PilotRyanProductions Před 14 lety

    The STICK turns blue!

  • @Ken93Cy
    @Ken93Cy Před 11 lety +8

    glad to hear that ;)) Charlie Harper will ALWAYS be alive, in the hearts of his true fans.

  • @Lolmeep
    @Lolmeep Před 12 lety

    thumbs up if you watch two and a half men just for charlie!!

  • @TheArcher101
    @TheArcher101 Před 5 lety +1

    1:24 - Charlie, ffs man 😂