Donkey Kong's UNCLE??
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- čas přidán 15. 01. 2023
- Coney watches Carlito's video on Every Kong Ever, where Coney learns about the entirety of Donkey Kong's family tree and learns about mysterious aunts and uncles shown throughout the Donkey Kong universe. Did you know these other Kongs exist?
Check out the original video here:
• EVERY SINGLE KONG
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Thank you for the kind words man, again it means a lot! ❤️
Glad to be able to see a bunch of your viewers go through my Kong Kollege lecture, more are to come in the future!
Ur video is legendary my guy
Very good and funny video, definitely reminded me of AVGN a bit
Actually such a funny video, gave you a sub
Mortal Kongbat
Fucking legends, tho you forgot about the boss kongs from jungle beat 😢
I have the feeling that Coney is going on a major character arc where he is making sure his thumbnails ARE NOT CLICKBAIT
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If DK Jr. 2 is DK Jr.'s brother, then that would mean... HE COULD BE UNCLE KONG
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WAIT A SEC
The long lost father of Diddy!
Heck he could even be DKs father, right? I don't think it's ever been outright confirmed that Jr is his father
Heck he could even be DKs father, right? I don't think it's ever been outright confirmed that Jr is his father
"i just won't pay my taxes; IRS Kong can't stop me!"
CONEY has my cackling like gruntilda right now
finally, the kongtent we've been waiting for
The top kongtent creators are:
1. Coney
And it’s not up for debate
he's been waiting years to make this comment
And it's not a debate
A family tree is really just a complex pyramid scheme
@@BromanderInChief Koney
"Cranky got too small"
in the modern games, Cranky's head is about the same size as DK's. And his hands are around the same size as DK's as well.
He's not as small as you think. He lost all his muscle, and got a bit shorter, but otherwise he's proportionally very similar to DK himself.
Developers: make funny birds out of half-peeled bananas
Coney: is this a harbinger for the afterlife?
14:21 “and then there’s chunky-he’s dead”
Coney missed the perfect moment to call himself a Kongoisseur. Dammit Coney
Jesus Christ...
OH, that's GOOD.
He didn't mention King Kong, who due to appearing in Mario Is Missing seems to canonically exist in this universe
He also forgot to mention the kongs in Jungle beat
As someone who also had the III suffix I resonate with DK with our newfound connection
unironically a little curious how often do you actually use/write/say the III part
because aint gonna lie if i had it i’d say that shit all the time
Now you need to go on an adventure with your nephew.
Coney I understand that you've been out of the job market for a while but every job I have ever applied to has required that I do a handstand. It's why Lanky Kong keeps getting all the video editing gigs I apply to. Cause he can handstand when he needs to, and I just can't.
Bro what did you do to lanky to make him take every single gig away from you, cause that guy must HATE you! You gotta learn to handstand-up for yourself and talk to him.
@@xandertreelimb he’s homophobic and I used to date Swanky
@@ODISeth Man I had no clue Lanky was like that. Hearing that makes me pretty Cranky Kong tbh.
@@ODISeth Aw man, and I thought Lanky was a stand up gu- er oragutan. I mean look at his funny face.
@@castform7 Nah, Lanky's a styleless hack. Now, Chunky on the other hand? He's one hell of a guy!
"I may be bleeding, but at least Dr. baby mario gave me a lolli-pop" - some dude dying of blood loss in 2 hours in a random alleyway
WOW coney! I never knew there were this many kongs! Thanks for telling us about EVERY SINGLE kong!
16:19 "You never NEED to handstand"
He spitting tho
Lanky does
I forgot that it is canon to DK Lore that Tiny Kong basically has an eating disorder.
too be fair all of rare's "sexy lady" characters are pretty well designed and fleshed out despite their design in ways that both relate to it or not
"This guy sucks at Diddy Kong Racing."
- Coney's chat.
Uncle Kong looks like he put out a hit on K. Rool
12:24 I am SOOO glad that he said that instead of what of could easily been, a dubious misunderstanding
Such rich, deep, kong based lore! I wonder if they are as strong as actual gorillas which i hear are 4-9 times stronger than the average human
Well DK the third did once punch the moon out of orbit
Would a gorilla beat a bear in a fight
I have actually watched this one! His Conker one was pretty good too.
Coney is definitely a Kong Artist ICANT
PLEASE WATCH THE KOOPA ONE ON STREAM AND UPLOAD IT HERE!!! This video was amazing!
coney should play DKC tropical freeze, truly one of the best platformers of the past decade
The first Kong that comes to mind is Leo Luster. Baby he's where it's at.
Chunky Kongs’s favorite movie is Karate Kong 3 13:38
Perfect thumbnail and title hoping this vid pops off because coney deserves the best
No way he's reacting to the video I was just watching, Carlito made such a great video.
i legitimately loved the animated dk shows as a teen! if i ever find a dvd set of it im copping that so hard! can go on my shelf next to the sanford and sons dvd set
Fun fact, in PM one of Diddy Kong's win screens is him with the boombox.
Has this man never had orange chicken, or general Taos? Sweet/Savory chicken is bomb af. Coney what did you drink before this, and can we all have some?
That banana bird has me wanting to blend chicken and banana just to see. Just to see.
Uncle Kong:
-Only appears once
-Gives the player tips like a boss
-Never appears again
-Refuses to elaborate
I really hope Coney finds the time to react to the koopa family tree
One thing that's great about Carlito's video is that it's professionally unprofessional. He throws out a bunch of facts and then just goes off the rails for a sentence or two.
20 years I’m and I haven’t needed to handstand yet.
seems like a nice stream, surely there wasn't any Sam O'Nella derogatory slur that made Coney pivot Clueless
was it the eel dick one
This guy has some serious cybershell vibes
Salamanca Kong is the funniest video game character ever
Happy Monkey Monday Coney!
Donkey Kong
Dixie Kong
Diddy Kong
Funky Kong
Lanky Kong
Chunky Kong
Kiddy Kong
Cranky Kong
Eddie The Mean o'l Yeti
Wringly Kong
Tiny Kong
Uncle Kong
____ Blockbuster
Candy Kong
Welp thats all the kongs i know
I remember this watching this movie like a week ago but sure I'll watch it again with my favorite content man commentating over it
For people who hadn't seen the movie already though, remember the rules! Click the link in the description and just let it play on mute :)
Maybe the real friends were the kongs we met along the way
I love movies like that one
This video was awesome XD
Uncle Kong looks like he came out of the Adams family
This was a VERY Good video lmfao
Truly one of the Kongoisseur moments
Got a little late for donkey Kong december but i still apreciated
CONEY VIDEO HYPE
Wait, what about the jungle beat bosses? Are they not “kinda kongs”?
These shades are crazy!
14:11 so THAT’S how he died
I LOVE THE CARTOON
I always knew DK was real, thanks Coney
I know this wasn't seen live, but are we just gonna brush over the fact that there's a Donkey Kong Country Trading Card Game?
This thumbnail is excellent
i stg i saw this video on my recommended and i thought for sure it was a coney video
Finally, Koney Kong
The realest of the bunch
This is a good video
def wanna see the koopa video
12 Kongs off the dome.
Donkey, Diddy, Dixie, Kiddy, Tiny, Chunky, Lanky,
Funky, Candy, Cranky,
Wrinkly, and Swanky
This is the kongtent I've always desired. VwV
12:23 - Okay, so you know that meme with Antman and Thanos-
I literally watched that weeks ago
Thank you, Uncle Kong
eddie the yeti is my smash DK costume of choice...it's the best
I LOVE DONKEY KONG, HES AS OLD AS MY FAVORITE STREAMER!!!
22:56 Coney's confused and talkin about the actual rabbids games huh
DK64 fucking rules that game looks so good
wait no way i just watched every kong
the second Mario and rabbits is a lot better it also gives us hope for another galaxy game that's not just more galaxy.
Cranky goes HARD in Tropical Freeze.
Ready for the koopa family video
At my school we have a very old setup with brawl and I FUCKING LOVE DK. So that is why i will always support DK posting
Gotta ask, is that arcade behind you like...does it play more than 1 game or something or are you always switching them around for another one before streaming?
Most arcade machines people have at home (that I've seen) contain a huge list of games that you just select from the main menu, a lot like supercards for NDS. Maybe Coney also has a slideshow function or something but yeah, chances are it's a box with the lot.
Honestly this was my favorite stream except the Roblox one 😂 I was dying laughing
Coney is back on his contrarian shit, only person I have seen online that didn't enjoy kingdom battle. I gotta admit it took me a while to complete but that game RULES! I have no clue why he'd hate it other than to generate a reaction.
I disliked the game too. It felt very simple and bland. Definitely agree with Coney’s take, he says a lot of things for the sake of bait but I don’t think his M+R take is one of them.
7: Donkey Kong, Diddy Kong, Dixie Kong, Cranky Cong (Coney), Lanky Kong, Funky Kong, Chunky Kong
ALL THE KONGS
Salamonkey Kong and Salamuncle Kong were right there...
Babe, wake up. Koopa Family Tree is uploaded
I didn't know diddy and dixie were a couple either, I thought they were just friends
Rareware also made the dark queen from battletoads
We have all returned to M O N K E
How did Cranky become old enough to be a grandpa, when Mario remained the exact same? Curious...
Some people with facial hair just look the same from 19 to 40 and we know that maro has had his moustache since he was older then a toddler so maybe he has an extreme version of that
maybe cranky was already getting kind of old and mario was a very young adult, combined with the fact apes age faster than humans
Maybe Cranky Kong is the Tiny Kong to Mario's Dixie Kong
We need a koopa family tree vid now coney >:(
How does baby Dk exist at the same time as baby mario, or is he actually baby cranky kong?
Cranky is old, so he would older man ape by the time he fights Mario in the OG DK, so DK 3 would be young when he meets Mario.
I hope he watches the "how many Super Mario games are there?" video.
They’re funny
Bluster Kong Best Kong
oh my god i didnt even realise the n64 gun kong is the same guy as funky jesus christ
There's a lot more Kong's than I thought wtf
coney is going to retire to coney island just like donkey kong retired to donkey kong island
How does he not know me in the intro 😢
Here’s what I’m wondering
The Donkey Kong that Mario fought in the original arcade game grew old and became Cranky. This Donkey Kong is Cranky’s grandson.
Does the passage of time only apply to Kongs? Mario’s about the same age!
Gorilla's age faster than humans so mario around for 3 gens of monkey men make sense
Or that could be mario's father
@@BC0MBS it's been confirmed several times that Mario and Jumpman are the same person
@@biondigiacomo7176 oh then mario is olfer than we thought
@@BC0MBS probably
I named 10 kongs
9yo me though FUNKY was dk's uncle....and that candy was his aunt
Him calling the video a "movie" really shows how much of a boomer he is