Defending British Chinese Food in American Court

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  • @coffeelepak
    @coffeelepak Před rokem +106261

    The judge has an entire arsenal underneath his desk

    • @brobequiet
      @brobequiet Před rokem +4384

      he’s packing a red white and blue 1911 under his outfit

    • @Obi-Wannn
      @Obi-Wannn Před rokem +1004

      More like an entire armory

    • @_TheMufflnMan_
      @_TheMufflnMan_ Před rokem +1003

      Justice rifle

    • @ThatdudeAry
      @ThatdudeAry Před rokem +539

      Bro has a death dispenser under there

    • @ThatdudeAry
      @ThatdudeAry Před rokem +534

      ​@@_TheMufflnMan_ JUSTICE RIFLE

  • @SmileUponBalls
    @SmileUponBalls Před rokem +8537

    The judge calling "Justice!" while holding a machine gun is gold

    • @khvoo6969
      @khvoo6969 Před rokem +11

      350 likes and no comment? Lemme fix this real quick

    • @mrigtp0529
      @mrigtp0529 Před rokem +70

      Thats the name of his gun

    • @purpledeep7767
      @purpledeep7767 Před rokem +18

      Aaah yes, amuhrica

    • @hungariangiraffe6361
      @hungariangiraffe6361 Před rokem +34

      Most American thing ever. Except that he was protecting himself and didn't just start the fight.

    • @Defenestration_
      @Defenestration_ Před rokem

      ​@@khvoo6969shut up bro your not fixing anything

  • @zerx9926
    @zerx9926 Před 6 měsíci +1976

    The judge saying "justice" as he unloads his rifle had me laughing like crazy 😂😂😂

    • @Doctor_Daniel
      @Doctor_Daniel Před 2 měsíci +15

      Same

    • @Luxan-yf4rv
      @Luxan-yf4rv Před měsícem +24

      FREEDOM🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🦅🔥🔥🔥🔥💣💣💣💣

    • @blackbookhell
      @blackbookhell Před měsícem +14

      Justice for Merica 😂😂😂😂

    • @atomak47
      @atomak47 Před měsícem +3

      I'm batman

    • @FortressLordJP193
      @FortressLordJP193 Před měsícem +4

      Convergent evolution of inventing Judge Dredd.

  • @uglyferalcat149
    @uglyferalcat149 Před 6 měsíci +1053

    “Objection! Japan is in China!”
    dude i literally used to think that when i was eight

    • @austinblackburn8095
      @austinblackburn8095 Před 2 měsíci +23

      Depending on what time in history that is a correct statement. It would also have at one point been correct to say China is in Japan.

    • @KyrosKJ
      @KyrosKJ Před 2 měsíci +48

      @@austinblackburn8095China never got hold on Japan, it’s only Japan who used to partially colonize China but not the opposite

    • @austinblackburn8095
      @austinblackburn8095 Před 2 měsíci +20

      @@KyrosKJ A Chinese tributary state used to rule Okinawa which is part of Japan today. China never owned mainland Japan but had a couple islands that would be Japan today.

    • @omegadadragon
      @omegadadragon Před měsícem +1

      Me when I thought Portuguese was an Asian language around the same age.

    • @Selina-yc5lr
      @Selina-yc5lr Před měsícem +2

      Me when I didn't know Chinese people weren't white at that age

  • @Synnvious
    @Synnvious Před rokem +5761

    "Case closed."
    "The hell it is!"
    *"The hell it ain't!*
    😂

  • @classicnatNY
    @classicnatNY Před rokem +7713

    “objection! Japan is in China” is KILLING ME 😂😂😂😂

    • @glamglam8347
      @glamglam8347 Před rokem +121

      main gon say "right?" at then end

    • @yutaronakajima199
      @yutaronakajima199 Před rokem +189

      **sound of Chinese nationalists nodding their head**

    • @BigBoiBleu
      @BigBoiBleu Před rokem +26

      Its gonna be soon enough 😬

    • @dontmatter4423
      @dontmatter4423 Před rokem +22

      ​@@yutaronakajima199 BRO 😂😂😂😂

    • @ringgame
      @ringgame Před rokem +44

      *+9999999 credit score*

  • @godxxofxxwar22
    @godxxofxxwar22 Před 3 měsíci +159

    The cackling in the crowd at “bottle o water” killed me 😂

  • @Veehead1
    @Veehead1 Před 2 měsíci +142

    Average American solution to an unsolved argument:

  • @PottedPanda
    @PottedPanda Před rokem +9941

    As an American I can confirm that court cases always end in a shootout to make sure that we can easily decide a winner

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE Před rokem +116

      ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎E

    • @Crimsrn
      @Crimsrn Před rokem +93

      @@EEEEEEEE good point.

    • @poopinbabe8972
      @poopinbabe8972 Před rokem +61

      @@EEEEEEEE unbelievably true

    • @v1incecuhwithana105
      @v1incecuhwithana105 Před rokem +43

      ​@@EEEEEEEE deffo true

    • @ayyur-vg2ig
      @ayyur-vg2ig Před rokem +37

      ​@@EEEEEEEE exactly.

  • @SinDebauchery
    @SinDebauchery Před rokem +8243

    Can confirm. I live in the US. If your lawyer doesn't start blasting at the jury. You've hired the wrong lawyer.

  • @Federal.buerau_of_silly
    @Federal.buerau_of_silly Před 6 měsíci +167

    Naw that "JUSTICE!" was batman fr

  • @Eeve3_Lord
    @Eeve3_Lord Před 4 měsíci +257

    Fun fact, fortune cookies aren't Japanese. They were invented by a Japanese immigrant in:
    The United States.
    They're American.

    • @K1NG_1987
      @K1NG_1987 Před 3 měsíci +7

      Blud failed English Geography History Maths Science Music and PE💀💀💀

    • @Eeve3_Lord
      @Eeve3_Lord Před 3 měsíci +17

      @@K1NG_1987 and still has a higher GPA than you

    • @vanbogan3712
      @vanbogan3712 Před 2 měsíci +11

      Also for this reason Tikka Masala is a British dish

    • @KygoCalvinHarris-xu4kv
      @KygoCalvinHarris-xu4kv Před 2 měsíci +1

      ​@@vanbogan3712​​Bangladesh immigration brought it , added it to
      Shepherd's pie
      Mince pie
      Soused herring
      Black pudding hash
      Steak and kidney pie
      Treacle tart
      Toad in hole
      Mushy peas
      Bangers and mash
      Eccles cakes
      Fish and chips
      Biscuits
      Trifle 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
      Shortbread
      Haggis
      Heather honey
      Finnan haddie with poached egg
      Dundee cake
      Butter scotch
      Black Angus beef 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

    • @vanbogan3712
      @vanbogan3712 Před 2 měsíci +3

      @@KygoCalvinHarris-xu4kv All of which is amazing

  • @dawne2780
    @dawne2780 Před rokem +10446

    As an American I can confirm this is how the legal system works

    • @phoenixthedragon2
      @phoenixthedragon2 Před rokem +53

      Its true

    • @recreatio
      @recreatio Před rokem +114

      'MERICA 🤠 🇺🇲

    • @ivan.2050
      @ivan.2050 Před rokem +54

      Bro they in a florida court look at the flag

    • @Mrlongboarding4lif3
      @Mrlongboarding4lif3 Před rokem +38

      As a Native American, this is how our "federally granted government" works also

    • @acezenfu3293
      @acezenfu3293 Před rokem +8

      ​@@ivan.2050well how else are we supposed to stab things?

  • @xXTheWardenXx
    @xXTheWardenXx Před rokem +3935

    A prime example of a single man being the judge, jury, and executioner.

  • @user-sd3vf1fb8b
    @user-sd3vf1fb8b Před 4 měsíci +23

    I loved the girl in the background on her phone and the other guy is just questioning her😂

  • @mizu8491
    @mizu8491 Před měsícem +10

    i swear all this man's videos is like a weird fever dream

  • @dudefrombelgium
    @dudefrombelgium Před rokem +2708

    "The hell it is!"
    "The hell it ain't!"

  • @kingoftrev
    @kingoftrev Před rokem +8508

    As an American lawyer, I can safely say that this is precisely how every court appearance ends.

    • @GabrielKitignaTessouat
      @GabrielKitignaTessouat Před rokem +108

      Thank you for defending the accused. It is needed.

    • @jordanvangundy975
      @jordanvangundy975 Před rokem +30

      @@GabrielKitignaTessouat who said anything about defending the accused? I came to make the exact same comment and I sue people who don’t pay their bills for construction materials

    • @angelbaez2869
      @angelbaez2869 Před rokem +17

      Your honor I’d like to prepare our opening statement, the defendant was merely interpreting a dish that was already misinterpreted by the United States and should not be charged for the non-authentic dish. furthermore judge we’d like to push for the defendant to be found not guilty or I will proceed to let that mf sing 🔫

    • @FIRING_BLIND
      @FIRING_BLIND Před rokem +21

      Well fuck. As someone planning on law school, i better have my gf take me to the gun range with her next time

    • @kingoftrev
      @kingoftrev Před rokem +12

      @@FIRING_BLIND get strapped, son!

  • @StephenHenryIV
    @StephenHenryIV Před 4 měsíci +16

    As a culinary courtroom I can confirm this is the most peaceful court ending

  • @AcidicSea
    @AcidicSea Před 2 měsíci +9

    Bro really became Batman with the “justice” and pulling out a freaking minigun

  • @Ohm_Kazhbu
    @Ohm_Kazhbu Před rokem +3217

    As an American I can confirm this is how every episode of judge Judy ends

    • @ObviouslyNotXenrek
      @ObviouslyNotXenrek Před rokem +51

      Got a little dicey in later seasons when the mg42 dislocated her tiny shoulders; having the bailif akimbo .50 magnums was a decent compromise, aswell as replacing the gavel with an 88

    • @Yt_people_are_lowkeyannoying
      @Yt_people_are_lowkeyannoying Před rokem +7

      Yeah... I remember how Judge Judy episodes used to be

    • @ObviouslyNotXenrek
      @ObviouslyNotXenrek Před rokem +7

      @@Yt_people_are_lowkeyannoying yeah, she'd end every episode with a bunch of dancin lobsters, classic Judge Judy

    • @Yt_people_are_lowkeyannoying
      @Yt_people_are_lowkeyannoying Před rokem

      @@ObviouslyNotXenrek Facts tho

    • @BigSkyCards23
      @BigSkyCards23 Před rokem

      GOOD THING YOU CAN CONFIRM AS AN AMERICAN HAHAHA WHAT A FUNNY COMMENT

  • @__Shining_Stars__
    @__Shining_Stars__ Před rokem +3258

    “Orange chicken- They ain’t got that in China!”
    “Tastes good though…”😂😂😂😂

    • @stephensmith7327
      @stephensmith7327 Před rokem +136

      Oddly enough, there is a non ignorant defense. "True, but it was made by Chinese people in America."

    • @MrSophire
      @MrSophire Před rokem +70

      Panda Express was actually founded by a Chinese person. I find that funny because it is the most Americanized Chinese I can think of. Also as a someone who use to work there, it was very popular with Chinese tourists for some odd reason. There is a picture of me handing one tourists a large cup of soda. He was surprised by the size and since it was a mall the refills was 50 cents. I wonder how he react if he went to a regular one and see the refills are for free.
      Also fortune cookies I believe are a Chinese American invitation. Kinda like the chimichanga, while not Mexican per se it was made by a Mexican American. We have a lot of food like that. Not from X but invented by a X American.

    • @Liberator1917
      @Liberator1917 Před rokem +4

      Mandarin oranges originated in south asia and china though..

    • @disappointingperson9162
      @disappointingperson9162 Před rokem +26

      ​@@MrSophire I have an uncle who is born and raised in mexico rich as fuck, and every time he visits the u.s he always goes to taco bell. I swear italians are the only ones complaining about the bastardization of their cuisine

    • @dairoleon2682
      @dairoleon2682 Před rokem +3

      @@MrSophire Tbf, the Panda Express in Guam is amazing.

  • @stoodmuffinpersonal3144
    @stoodmuffinpersonal3144 Před 26 dny +1

    Americans saying "Japan's in China, right?"
    Im Canadian, but. I still felt that. Lol.

  • @Thorninjag
    @Thorninjag Před 6 měsíci +16

    "Objection! Japan is in China! Right?"
    I was laughing like Spamton for a full 30 minutes.

  • @Cj-pc4id
    @Cj-pc4id Před rokem +4760

    “Japans in China, right?”😂 nah fam you did us dirty 😂

    • @bartsanders1553
      @bartsanders1553 Před rokem +89

      But he didn't lie.😂

    • @YestinTV
      @YestinTV Před rokem +41

      @@bartsanders1553 bro what?

    • @bartsanders1553
      @bartsanders1553 Před rokem +177

      @@YestinTV Ask an American where America is on a map. He told no lie.

    • @Vl0gWithAb
      @Vl0gWithAb Před rokem +136

      @@bartsanders1553 ask a roadman what the 7 continents are? They don’t even know the definition

    • @theawesomeoone6
      @theawesomeoone6 Před rokem +17

      @@Vl0gWithAb got em

  • @cc-hh6fl
    @cc-hh6fl Před rokem +2407

    "Objection Japan is in China right" got me dying

    • @AURofficial
      @AURofficial Před rokem +8

      😂

    • @zacharyvandyke1717
      @zacharyvandyke1717 Před rokem +65

      That was one of the most American things I've heard all year lol

    • @GhengisFreud
      @GhengisFreud Před rokem +20

      He said it with such confidence that I believed it for a moment

    • @2ndKidd
      @2ndKidd Před rokem +4

      literally spat out my drink

    • @DaoOfDeath7727
      @DaoOfDeath7727 Před rokem +5

      You guys don't put ideas in Xi's Head.. he will do it

  • @kahlebhowarth-jennings9688
    @kahlebhowarth-jennings9688 Před 4 měsíci +4

    Go back 5-10 years and the “they call Chinese takeout” would be a whole different kettle of fish😂

  • @appricity
    @appricity Před 4 měsíci +6

    He shouldve just gave the judge a big hug

  • @Dusk.999
    @Dusk.999 Před rokem +4328

    As an American, this is how 90% of court cases go

    • @docavar5698
      @docavar5698 Před rokem +13

      Honestly? I want a show of that

    • @UnSeenBirdz
      @UnSeenBirdz Před rokem +4

      It’s a joke

    • @boneman5569
      @boneman5569 Před rokem +38

      @@docavar5698 its not. my uncle got shot in court and stabbed the shooter to death, who also happened to be the defendant

    • @locus9303
      @locus9303 Před rokem +2

      As another American, I can also confirm this

    • @elitefencer777
      @elitefencer777 Před rokem +5

      >95% during October of an election year or during 'Sweeps Week.'

  • @shrumm_
    @shrumm_ Před rokem +18336

    As a Chinese person, seeing Americans and British people arguing about chinese food was hilarious

    • @BronzedBeast
      @BronzedBeast Před rokem +238

      Is that a thing?! Bruh haha I didn't know we argued over that its hilarious! I need to fight with british guys more often.

    • @yum8577
      @yum8577 Před rokem +364

      @@BronzedBeast Bro that was literally in the video wdym you’ve never seen that 💀

    • @percyross7612
      @percyross7612 Před rokem +583

      As a Chinese person… I like American Chinese food. That British Chinese “food” looks very gross lol

    • @jr2904
      @jr2904 Před rokem +423

      ​@@percyross7612 I know American Chinese isn't super authentic, but those British versions looked terrible lol

    • @ianluk8855
      @ianluk8855 Před rokem +102

      ​@@percyross7612 neither of them really resemble Chinese food, so on the rare occasion I eat them I just call it American/British food, because that's what it is

  • @BryceLogan-su1es
    @BryceLogan-su1es Před 6 dny +1

    The judge became batman with a gun at the end😂😂😂

  • @narakarrarr6191
    @narakarrarr6191 Před 26 dny +1

    "Justice" had me rollin

  • @cat5220
    @cat5220 Před rokem +3247

    I absolutely LOST it at "the hell it ain't!" and the judge pulling the gun 😂😂😭😂😂

  • @Bloodwolfz4
    @Bloodwolfz4 Před rokem +12634

    That ending was the most American thing I’ve seen in a CZcams video

    • @35327290
      @35327290 Před rokem +361

      Japan being in China was as American as the guns 😂😂😂😂

    • @Urbansprint5100
      @Urbansprint5100 Před rokem

      @@35327290 Nah nah, listen up. Americans love japan, cause after we kicked their ass they became our friends. But with China we still are butting heads with them constantly.

    • @victorzodinmawia8633
      @victorzodinmawia8633 Před rokem +44

      Thats the punchline

    • @explosivethinking1074
      @explosivethinking1074 Před rokem +24

      This is America

    • @BenRoe7
      @BenRoe7 Před rokem

      Average dumb foreigner:

  • @OwODemon666
    @OwODemon666 Před 2 měsíci +1

    Getting a Chinese is wild

  • @ciaranbromhead1001
    @ciaranbromhead1001 Před 17 dny +1

    The ending be like “MURICA🇺🇸🦅”😂😂😂

  • @mobbs6426
    @mobbs6426 Před rokem +3076

    Oh hey, Bri'ish courts end this way too, except we say "The wigs coming off" and draw swords

    • @sophiefrancis8295
      @sophiefrancis8295 Před rokem +165

      Don’t be ridiculous. We say the wig’s turning around. We’d never fight without a wig. Do some research next time.

    • @mobbs6426
      @mobbs6426 Před rokem +116

      @@sophiefrancis8295 fancy pants southern wig fighter here. In the north we know better than to risk mixing blood and powder

    • @ki0riginal
      @ki0riginal Před rokem +69

      Last court session I went to almost ended like this but luckily the universal tea time struck so we all sat down and had some tea. Afterwards the swords were drawn. We are people of class after all.

    • @steventhepig3173
      @steventhepig3173 Před rokem +3

      ​@@sophiefrancis8295ahahahahahahahahahaha

    • @cristianosorio9662
      @cristianosorio9662 Před rokem +6

      This should be pinned 💀

  • @techyrelic
    @techyrelic Před rokem +5440

    “Neither of you are Chinese and are arguing about Chinese authenticity”
    Twitter in a nutshell

    • @KF-zb6gi
      @KF-zb6gi Před rokem +59

      lmao

    • @SwordGuy17
      @SwordGuy17 Před rokem +27

      Yeah

    • @cye2310
      @cye2310 Před rokem +136

      White women in particular:

    • @LukeSaward
      @LukeSaward Před rokem +108

      @@cye2310 racists in particular

    • @SinDebauchery
      @SinDebauchery Před rokem

      Reddit White people over here arguing about the correct use of chopsticks. While I'm over sipping my American Midwestern pop through a straw and staying out of it

  • @_etc4143
    @_etc4143 Před 9 dny +1

    “Japan is in China!” LOL😂😂😂

  • @Godzillatoe
    @Godzillatoe Před 6 měsíci +5

    Judge is a true American

  • @dermanater
    @dermanater Před rokem +11566

    Bo’oh o’ wa’er somehow manages to force itself into every single video this man posts

  • @Tradewindrain
    @Tradewindrain Před rokem +949

    I legit lost it at the "Objection! Japan is in China." line 😂😂😂

  • @Gooberisgoobing-ayo
    @Gooberisgoobing-ayo Před 3 měsíci +16

    “I’m going out to get a Chinese”💀💀💀

    • @TikkiYT
      @TikkiYT Před 2 měsíci

      We call it “getting a chinky” in Scotland

    • @GazB85
      @GazB85 Před měsícem

      Yeah, as an English man it does sound racist! 😂

    • @brucemanly
      @brucemanly Před měsícem

      It's even worse actually because lots of people call it getting a "chinky"

    • @lukemurray4950
      @lukemurray4950 Před 27 dny

      I've never understood what is wrong with this. Getting an Indian, getting an Italian etc.

    • @GazB85
      @GazB85 Před 27 dny

      @@lukemurray4950 It sounds like you're going to kidnap or attack one. 😂

  • @KingJahamesIII
    @KingJahamesIII Před 8 dny +1

    This is a masterpiece

  • @Ainonn
    @Ainonn Před rokem +14023

    "Japan's in China" is the most American thing you can ever hear 💀

    • @nobleradical2158
      @nobleradical2158 Před rokem +762

      Of course! Japan is in China, along with Korea, Mongolia, Thailand, Taiwan, and many countries in south-east Asia! They all speak the same language, and I know this because I can’t tell where one character begins and the other ends.

    • @ashborn2470
      @ashborn2470 Před rokem +225

      ​@@nobleradical2158 I'm gonna leave the fact that I know that they're actually different cause I'm laughing so hard at this shit😂

    • @multatuli1
      @multatuli1 Před rokem +57

      ​@@ashborn2470 I can't differentiate mekong river countries alphabet they looks the same to me 😢

    • @insertwittyprofilenamehere
      @insertwittyprofilenamehere Před rokem +12

      This line got me too 😂

    • @shonenjumpmagneto
      @shonenjumpmagneto Před rokem +109

      Maybe in WW2 "Japan's in China" made sense.

  • @AceFace350
    @AceFace350 Před 6 měsíci +8

    Technically, fortune cookies are very American, since they were invented in America, for Americans, and are only really sold in America

  • @Lordzero71
    @Lordzero71 Před 10 měsíci +2203

    "Japan is in China"
    "Right?"

    • @Natasha26
      @Natasha26 Před 9 měsíci +18

      I have always been outraged by the presence of greasy chips in my local Chinese buffet restaurant run by Vietnamese.

    • @2maddie184
      @2maddie184 Před 8 měsíci +12

      Yes, and nothing happened to Nanjing while Japan was in China during December 17, 1937

    • @thesupervideogamenerdmore3171
      @thesupervideogamenerdmore3171 Před 8 měsíci

      ​@@2maddie184I know the event.
      There was a special offer in a chow mein restaurant, 50% off.

    • @ough.
      @ough. Před 8 měsíci +1

      @@2maddie184oh man, the ones who see it couldnt unsee it. secondary trauma is real tbh

    • @user_cv8wysmstt
      @user_cv8wysmstt Před 8 měsíci +3

      As a Japanese I agree with this statement 😂❤

  • @jadelee6555
    @jadelee6555 Před rokem +3791

    As an American I can attest to the fact that this is 100% accurate of our legal court proceedings.

    • @alicial4857
      @alicial4857 Před rokem +66

      🤣 Judges must serve in the US military for at least 10 years before being hired.

    • @LiamAnthony_
      @LiamAnthony_ Před rokem +13

      And as a Brit I can attest to the fact that this is 100% accurate to our Chinese

    • @FreakingRandomName
      @FreakingRandomName Před rokem +2

      No, it ain't!

    • @alicial4857
      @alicial4857 Před rokem +6

      @@FreakingRandomName Don't worry, Jade Lee and I are joking.

    • @sebastianlopez1519
      @sebastianlopez1519 Před rokem

      ​@@FreakingRandomName 🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭

  • @randomuser4486
    @randomuser4486 Před 19 dny

    How calm the judge reacted with his "Hell it ain't."

  • @KingJahamesIII
    @KingJahamesIII Před 8 dny +1

    I've watched this at least 100 times

  • @PrayingFaith
    @PrayingFaith Před 10 měsíci +4289

    “Case closed? The hell it is”🤣😭

  • @HarlemKing660
    @HarlemKing660 Před rokem +4046

    “Both of you are worried about Chinese authenticity. And you both aren’t Chinese.”
    Basically summarized Twitter

  • @justforshow1993
    @justforshow1993 Před měsícem +2

    "Japan's in China." Lord 💀

  • @user-zs5fu1xk3o
    @user-zs5fu1xk3o Před 2 dny

    The "Japan's in China" got me Rollin

  • @microwave3283
    @microwave3283 Před 8 měsíci +11341

    "The hell it is"
    *pulls out pistol*
    "The hell it ain't"
    *pulls out assault rifle*

    • @ChessTB
      @ChessTB Před 7 měsíci +239

      Wouldn’t be an American court if it were any other way🫡

    • @redacted1462
      @redacted1462 Před 7 měsíci +62

      You just repeated the joke

    • @MountainsBreath
      @MountainsBreath Před 7 měsíci +22

      *Sporting rifle

    • @microwave3283
      @microwave3283 Před 7 měsíci +24

      ​@@MountainsBreathIf you wanna get technical it was a tripod

    • @F1ores
      @F1ores Před 7 měsíci +9

      ​@@MountainsBreathbro got humbled so bad he didn't respond

  • @nishbooby7003
    @nishbooby7003 Před rokem +733

    “Japan is in China”
    As a Japanese who’ve heard an American saying “Tokyo is in China no?” that cracked me up😂

    • @freddiefackelmayer5267
      @freddiefackelmayer5267 Před rokem +41

      I went on a date with a girl once who was nice but just dumb as hell. Said she really wanted to go to Italy, then she said "thats in paris right?" I was like no sweetheart italy is a country it wouldnt fit in the city of paris

    • @ALunarLight
      @ALunarLight Před rokem +8

      Me and a friend where talking about a senior trip after highschool, Egypt pyramids, Italy vatican, Paris france and tokyo Japan where options. My cousin 15 said that sounded like a fun road trip we live in the USA. Non of the options where a road trip.😅

    • @harryjohnson9215
      @harryjohnson9215 Před rokem +5

      It's like when Americans say Scotland is in ENGLAND
      Never say anything like this to the Scottish
      Because it wouldn't matter if you have a tank you will be dealing with their whole CLAN from every direction with everything from a knife to a massive tree log which is being used as a projectile
      (if you don't believe me about the log check out the high land games)
      And i have seen an group of 9 tough American on the receiving end of the anger from 2 Scotsmans
      After they implied that they are english.

    • @bobtheball5384
      @bobtheball5384 Před rokem +4

      ​@@freddiefackelmayer5267
      Im fucking crying, what are we doing to our education system? 😭

    • @mananzi9907
      @mananzi9907 Před rokem +4

      ​@@harryjohnson9215 they'll say this and call themselves Scottish because apparently their 25th great great grandad was half scottish

  • @mykagroot8182
    @mykagroot8182 Před měsícem +1

    Here in the netherlands we say :
    ''Ik ga chinees halen'' meaning ''Im gonna get chinese''

  • @Peppabot
    @Peppabot Před rokem +3583

    As a Japanese dude living in Osaka, *never say that Japan is china, you’re gonna die* 😂

    • @Bloodark124
      @Bloodark124 Před rokem +68

      I hope you'll survive if you ever visit NA haha they are like that over there most of the time. They don't even know what the UK is like either so imagine

    • @cinthebun
      @cinthebun Před rokem +59

      As I Chinese person, I agree.

    • @Mobferklopfer
      @Mobferklopfer Před rokem +49

      It's like saying the UK is part of France or the US is part of the UK or Canada

    • @fish3977
      @fish3977 Před rokem +118

      Last time japan was in china it wasnt pretty

    • @jonnda
      @jonnda Před rokem +25

      ​@@Mobferklopfer US being part of Canada isn't as inflammatory, because the USA and Canada don't have a history of war against each other.

  • @diorwaul3425
    @diorwaul3425 Před rokem +4850

    The judge really just said “JUSTICE RAINS FROM ABOVE!!!!!!!”

  • @DaylandWolf
    @DaylandWolf Před měsícem

    yo the judge was like IT'S GO TIME

  • @EliastheFortnitePro1234

    Bro the “Japan is in China” somehow caught me off guard

  • @skyleryarroll2369
    @skyleryarroll2369 Před rokem +687

    Guy's American accent seemed kind of shakey, but then he pulled a piece in a courtroom 100% authentic freedom sauce right there.

    • @seretap5211
      @seretap5211 Před rokem +13

      You’re calling that shakey? I lived in the US for 5 years and had to deal with people imitating my ‘British’ accent all the time. Everyone was AWFUL. It really cannot be overstated how bad the their genuine attempts were. I’ve only heard pro actors get close, but only to that overly posh-sounding accent (Hermione Granger-esque). Compared to 99% of Americans, this guy is doing a fabulous job!

    • @unknowuser9821
      @unknowuser9821 Před rokem +12

      ​@@seretap5211dude... this black guy that you watching is living in Britain, and the guy above you is talking about him attempting to speak American accent, not British accent.

    • @blueaddiction6954
      @blueaddiction6954 Před rokem

      ​@@seretap5211 good. British ppl deserve to be made fun of

    • @tresmith5224
      @tresmith5224 Před rokem +2

      @@seretap5211 yea I mean it’s hard for people to imitate accents unless they really try and practice

    • @baddieMario77
      @baddieMario77 Před rokem

      Is he not american? I thought he was faking the british accent

  • @ThingsWithSomeConnection
    @ThingsWithSomeConnection Před rokem +4585

    Wonder how many times this has happened for the judge to just have a gun at the ready.

    • @Fresh6960
      @Fresh6960 Před rokem +24

      Lol

    • @tokokota9473
      @tokokota9473 Před rokem +113

      Too many times man. Now the judge have to take matters into his own hand

    • @Fresh6960
      @Fresh6960 Před rokem +57

      @@popepenguin1st973 court don't even need a hammer at that point

    • @delutiis2939
      @delutiis2939 Před rokem +31

      🎶this is America🎶

    • @Batemanner
      @Batemanner Před rokem +21

      Probably daily man, This shit is maybe in Chicago or maybe Detroit you can’t have shit in Detroit.
      It’s the American dream all over again.

  • @SherKhan0122
    @SherKhan0122 Před 2 měsíci +1

    The guy laughing at Bo o o wo o made it for me

  • @thatoneguyontheinternet9161

    That went from Ace Attorney to Call of Duty real quick

  • @wolfarmy_gaming9845
    @wolfarmy_gaming9845 Před rokem +1324

    This is the first and the last time i have ever seen a judge yell out justice and start spraying.

  • @Fury_X
    @Fury_X Před rokem +957

    We don't want a criminal lawyer. We want a CRIMINAL lawyer. 😂😂

    • @fahkrudin98
      @fahkrudin98 Před rokem +10

      Like criminal lawyers aren't criminals themselves

    • @Mnap
      @Mnap Před rokem +27

      Better Call Saul

    • @spencergacker9553
      @spencergacker9553 Před rokem +14

      @@fahkrudin98 I'm not even gonna start

    • @Bussman.
      @Bussman. Před rokem +11

      Better call Saul

    • @rifle6
      @rifle6 Před rokem +4

      ah a man of culture i see

  • @Walteriswhite69
    @Walteriswhite69 Před 22 dny

    As an American I can confirm that every court case has a shootout at the end

  • @zasmabote
    @zasmabote Před 6 dny

    "Japan is in China", I'm dead!😂😂😂😂

  • @philburtthecommunistlizard5975

    as an american lawyer i can confirm this happens at every court case

    • @newagain9964
      @newagain9964 Před rokem +4

      Pretty soon. Yeah. That will
      Be one version of the American court system. 😐

    • @KysYujiPls
      @KysYujiPls Před rokem +4

      Not every court especially if were dealing with a serial killer! ✋

    • @hyperunboxing9304
      @hyperunboxing9304 Před rokem

      True

    • @advaitverma6301
      @advaitverma6301 Před rokem +2

      As a lawyer from outside America I would like to use this alternate dispute resolution tactic to revolutionise my country’s legal system as well

    • @dubiousinformation1756
      @dubiousinformation1756 Před rokem +2

      At the very least I imagine it feels like it.
      People here are crazy on a good day.

  • @Jumbuck1151
    @Jumbuck1151 Před 10 měsíci +1501

    "Taste good though." Honestly the best argument there is.

  • @perjalananwaktu7181
    @perjalananwaktu7181 Před 4 měsíci +1

    Perfect cast for Kang the Conqueror

  • @havenbtdR
    @havenbtdR Před 2 měsíci +1

    they seriously shot up the courtroom over food 💀

  • @Alice82632
    @Alice82632 Před 10 měsíci +2809

    "Japan is in china!"got me rolling💀

    • @SleepGood11
      @SleepGood11 Před 9 měsíci +9

      😂😂

    • @noobacon5450
      @noobacon5450 Před 8 měsíci +5

      I wasn’t expecting that ong 😢

    • @belgianfried
      @belgianfried Před 8 měsíci

      Mfw the ROC finally got their occupation zone

    • @nanopulp
      @nanopulp Před 8 měsíci +2

      Give Chewkz his Bing Chillin ❄️🥶 credits

    • @InGlo109
      @InGlo109 Před 8 měsíci +2

      ++++++ social credit

  • @Belzabond
    @Belzabond Před 11 měsíci +1647

    The judge pulling out a gun and saying "Justice!" Is probably the hardest thing I've ever seen in my life

  • @Dyl_Apple
    @Dyl_Apple Před 2 měsíci

    The guy that burst out laughing when he said bottle of water lmfao

  • @beatonthedonis
    @beatonthedonis Před měsícem

    When I was younger, the kebab shops near my underground station didn't sell chips, so we used to buy them at the Chinese take away. Freshly cut and shallow fried in a wok - delicious.

  • @R_Jixsifyboy
    @R_Jixsifyboy Před rokem +536

    Man' busted out a fully automatic rifle and yelled 'Justice!' That's a respectable judge.

  • @NotTheHatMan
    @NotTheHatMan Před rokem +419

    started with a chinese conflict and ended with an american ending, truly cultured

  • @Waffleman14
    @Waffleman14 Před měsícem +1

    Relatable happened to me in court

  • @HenryNothing
    @HenryNothing Před 18 dny

    Bro became John Wick in less than a nanosecond

  • @nrbhero388
    @nrbhero388 Před rokem +726

    “And that is how the 300 year old war of British and American Chinese food started, while the Chinese didn’t even give a shit”

    • @magi_stricide
      @magi_stricide Před rokem

      Chinese people really don't. Y'all eat whatever you want and as long as you don't purposefully slander our culture, go nuts with it.

    • @Cenn_Devel
      @Cenn_Devel Před rokem +7

      🤷‍♂️

    • @mobiiustrip2828
      @mobiiustrip2828 Před rokem +22

      They were funding the whole thing.

    • @painvillegaming4119
      @painvillegaming4119 Před rokem +13

      @@mobiiustrip2828 not gonna lie I respect that hustle

    • @Jac296
      @Jac296 Před rokem +7

      @@painvillegaming4119as a British it would be a very entertaining match with full funding on both sides

  • @lazymastodon1368
    @lazymastodon1368 Před rokem +487

    Most calm Twitter discussion:

  • @antde2001
    @antde2001 Před 18 dny

    The judge didn't start this fight but he sure is gonna finish that shit.

  • @GamerZeroZX
    @GamerZeroZX Před 2 měsíci

    How the judge got an AR underneath his desk 😂😂😂

  • @AnekoGT
    @AnekoGT Před rokem +2323

    The worst part is that I can imagine some American saying that Japan is in China lmfao

    • @dreadaby
      @dreadaby Před rokem +54

      Have seen a aduleupnext short in the short of contrys that still have slave he said Tokyo is in china💀💀

    • @Bavin11
      @Bavin11 Před rokem +18

      Way more than one😔

    • @cloudyhamster
      @cloudyhamster Před rokem +26

      @@dreadaby wait tokyo is not in china???? is it in asia then?

    • @digitail4000
      @digitail4000 Před rokem +29

      ​@@cloudyhamster It actually is in Asia tho

    • @cloudyhamster
      @cloudyhamster Před rokem +31

      @@digitail4000 ohh right its in india i remember

  • @yellowstikbot6347
    @yellowstikbot6347 Před rokem +1254

    This is what every country thinks happens after an American trial is over.

    • @gabrielspagat2160
      @gabrielspagat2160 Před rokem +54

      this is exactly what happens

    • @Dave_of_Mordor
      @Dave_of_Mordor Před rokem +22

      i'm currently on a grand jury and this is how we end each day

    • @kanalkosong
      @kanalkosong Před rokem +8

      Because that's the truth.

    • @Bluecheese1400
      @Bluecheese1400 Před rokem

      No this is true. Americans love doing that. We shoot shit up that we don’t agree with and that’s why everyone copy our culture and fear us.

    • @dyltube6395
      @dyltube6395 Před rokem +2

      But this is what happens

  • @eeeeeeee7841
    @eeeeeeee7841 Před 2 měsíci

    He unloaded justice into that guy

  • @reelshoota7185
    @reelshoota7185 Před měsícem

    Damn you got skills bro 🔥🔥🔥I rate the performance bruv🤜🏿

  • @beurreamoustache3333
    @beurreamoustache3333 Před 9 měsíci +3556

    "Objection! Japan's in China! Right?"
    😂😂😂😂😂

    • @EOHIOMINIUM
      @EOHIOMINIUM Před 7 měsíci +10

      Hehe nice nice num bro

    • @Mishal._m
      @Mishal._m Před 7 měsíci +27

      Funny, but then,, he is american

    • @AyRaman274
      @AyRaman274 Před 7 měsíci +6

      😂😂😂😂

    • @catboyjohn
      @catboyjohn Před 7 měsíci +12

      as someone who went to school to study the formation of identities in east asia, one can make the argument that japan is china

    • @Edamame600
      @Edamame600 Před 7 měsíci +14

      ​@@catboyjohnfollowing this logic one can argue that Ukraine is Russia, Ireland is UK and Finland is Sweden

  • @USSFFRU
    @USSFFRU Před rokem +370

    Not only is he a Judge and Jury, he's also the executioner

  • @basedchungus
    @basedchungus Před 6 měsíci +1

    "Chinese takeaway" sounds better than "takeout"

  • @DamionStewart-fe4wn
    @DamionStewart-fe4wn Před 25 dny

    A BO'OH'O'WA'ER gets me every damn time.

  • @chatika2440
    @chatika2440 Před 29 dny

    im gonna be honest, this video was a ride from start to finish. 10/10

  • @-ElysianEcho-
    @-ElysianEcho- Před rokem +385

    Yesterday a friend informed me of his plan to “wolf down a fat chinese” and i couldn’t help cracking up at that

    • @tenplusten1116
      @tenplusten1116 Před rokem

      lol as an american, i would imagine someone eating a chinese dude

    • @hothoneymustard
      @hothoneymustard Před rokem +8

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @asifmetal666
      @asifmetal666 Před rokem +3

      WTF is that even mean!?
      Wolf down a FAT CHINESE! Can anyone explain this

    • @Jojozilla426
      @Jojozilla426 Před rokem +36

      @@asifmetal666 quickly and enthusiatically consuming a large quantity of food from a chinese takeaway

    • @somestupiddudewithayoutube4676
      @somestupiddudewithayoutube4676 Před rokem +4

      @@asifmetal666how do you not understand
      Fat means large
      And Chinese is short for a type of cultural meal where some aisian originating spices and ways of preparing dishes are infused within a classic British palette to create a takeaway no Brit can resist

  • @auserelegeto
    @auserelegeto Před rokem +1021

    **pulls out knife**
    "Oi, you don wanna mess wit me mate"

    • @beesechurgr0
      @beesechurgr0 Před rokem +47

      my 50 A.E desert eagle disagrees

    • @digitail4000
      @digitail4000 Před rokem +53

      *Pulls out butter knife*
      "Bet."

    • @Chixo_13
      @Chixo_13 Před rokem

      fuck around and get smoked by our freedom

    • @A_User
      @A_User Před rokem +41

      ​@@beesechurgr0People in London are next level. They'll just teleport behind you and slice you in half or something. Your Desert Eagle might work again the rest of Europe, but not London.

    • @isaiahvaldez3330
      @isaiahvaldez3330 Před rokem +8

      ​@@A_User time to get the Frenchies

  • @thesilverlion
    @thesilverlion Před měsícem

    Chips tossed in those godly crack seasonings are an irresistible masterpeice. You can't tell me otherewise

  • @awesomemanspiff
    @awesomemanspiff Před měsícem

    First YTS to make me audibly laugh and smile in a long time! That “objection Japan is in china……right?” And “the hell it ain’t” was great!

  • @davidthompson7703
    @davidthompson7703 Před rokem +290

    “The hell it ain’t” sent me bro

  • @michaelmartinek7408
    @michaelmartinek7408 Před rokem +612

    "The hell it is"
    "The hell it ain't"
    Fucking gold.