Blame The Market | Net Positive with John Crist
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- čas přidán 29. 06. 2024
- John gets caught by Canadian Border Patrol on his way to a wild show in Winnipeg. Bobbi Storm performs on a Delta flight, and John's bet in the Swift/Kelce relationship is down 100. Also, do you qualify for assassination?
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Intro (0:00)
Canadian border patrol (14:10)
Bobbi Storm (27:00)
Double plus (54:00)
Can you get assassinated? (57:50)
The news (1:20:50)
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The flight attendant needs to be the security guard at the show... Lol
For the woman on the plane: If you're doing something for Jesus, you generally leave HIS contact information... not yours. You list HIS titles and accomplishments, where you can find HIM, where you can read more about HIM, stuff like that.
John's opener just threw him under the bus... i bust out laughing like a couple of teenagers trying to be sneaky but can't get their story straight 😂😂 I would love to just shadow John for a day it would be hilarious. always has so many out of left field stories to share. Love it 😆
The segment abt the Canadian border with Derek had me dyingggg
The best part of this singer saying she was Grammy Nominated is that it's not even for the song she sang. She was featured on a song that is on an album that was nominated! And there's only one nomination that has anything to do with her. Not two.
If I were on that plane Bobbi would be an irritation to me.
Complimenting her hair then saying “I’m not gonna stream the song” 😂💀 Gosh that’s good. 🤣
“Let him fly the plane” 💯
Lots of fun on today’s pod. Thanks.
“Lot of offices being bombed” 😂😂
Thanks for coming to Canada! I saw you at your show in Edmonton, absolutely loved it. My wife said her gut hurt from laughing for so long. Please come back soon
Unbelievably Blessed too!
John trying to make her feel better - like your hair 🤣🤣🤣
Love hangin with you❤️
Cousin lived around the corner from the Albq house where Breaking Bad was filmed. Tour buses come by daily!!!
we all must have caught the Bobbi Storm video around the same time I watched it several times over...thinking she can't be serious 🤦🏻♀️
Some Albuquerque hotels had a "breaking bad" package, with a Breaking Bad gift bag containing stickers, coasters, postcards, matches, buttons, bath salts and crystal blue candy 😂
Greetings from Casper Wyoming
As a Canadian, I had to laugh 😂 at comments about Veterans' Day?!?! I wondered how much does John Crist know about Canada in relationship to History!!!! Of course we are ALLIES, & fought in WWI & WWII together!!!! The Korean War, Afghanistan and Iraq.
Shots fired early by Andrew calling out John for all the cowboys he knows 😂
Back at ya:)
Okay guys I am going to break down the "tip" situation for you. The word "tip" means....To Insure Promptness. Back in the day, you would tip PRIOR to a service to insure promptness. Love the podcast and laughs.
Y’all hashing out “assassination” had me think this is how the dictionary was created. 😂 meeting of the minds and coming to a conclusion. That was comical in a satire way!
the hat gotta be "praying for THE cowboys" ya know Dallas
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hope Steven Crowder doesn't hear you call him a youtuber lol
A true inspiration in God, life and humor! 😊
Yes too many "Personal" plugs... "Chase the storm" what? Yikes
Here again to ask for a full version of the Net Positive theme song.
Amen praying for Cowboys! Wyoming is Cowboy Country Guys! +
Longmire was filmed in New Mexico. I grew up in NM,Deming…. Home of Pure water and Fast Ducks! Not a joke 😂🤪
Also, the woman on the plane just wanted to name drop and had zero respect for areas of authority. That planes wasn’t hers. Thanks a lot for making those of us that try to do right look like idiots.
Shameless in Southside Chicago 😬
Dude, if it wasn't for Elon I wouldnt be able to watch this youtube video from South America. Starlink is providing internet access to people in remote and under developed regions all over the world.
AG1... First Assembly of GOD! Lol
Counting his blessings. Sounds like a "Net Positive" to me.
Are the tips based on the electronic machines or just by cash?
busking is a legit deal....most of the time you need a license to do it and people are prepared for it as they pass by. This is not busking it's high jacking
Wondering if there’s a mom flying to see a dead child on the plane (I met a mom on the way to her child’s funeral on a plane once). Maybe there’s a man suffering with suicidal thoughts? Maybe someone spent every penny to travel somewhere. Maybe someone just found out they have cancer. Maybe someone is being deployed. There is so much need for humility. God help us carry your compassion and thoughtfulness. Help us not to self promote. Jesus is the prize.
Amen!
warren G is on the gospel album????
You’re dismissing my existential truth about Fun-SIzed candy bars for editing a grammatical error?! I think the real truth is you realized the error of your wayward ways. 😂
So, as for the “plus and minus” of your day, John. Sitting in the airport eating breakfast, could you say, “On the net, it was a positive?” 🤓
I was expecting that, too!
How many times can you say baby in one podcast
Umm so your Facebook story? Gotta be hacked right? Becauuusssseeeee it’s been downright disturbing the last few days 😂 way too aggressive for my feed bro !
so everyone is just thinking but won't say.....have respect and shut up!!!!!!!!
murder by sudden or secret attack often for political reasons :
Assination
As a ranch hand I can say that the "Pray For Cowboys" hat is pretty gay lol
Sorry John 😂
Bro Bobbi whatever her name is needs to do pick it up and preach
Crowder
Lady on the plane said “remember this face.” That’s wild. Really you’re doing it for the lord? How about plug scripture? I would not put up w/that if I was on that plane. I’d challenge her & be like how exactly does this display of self promotion further the kingdom of God? She was so full of herself I’m surprised her guts didn’t spill out.
Did YOU GET HACKED
Yes. I just googled it and he issued a statement that it did and they are working hard to fix it. Makes sense!
Bobi is family with Liz, owner
If you want new viewers to stay you have the first couple of minutes, do the best you have. Small talk, intros, no. Advertising they won't remember or care unless you do your best first.
AEC
She is out of line and out of God. 67-year-old Christian woman, and I don’t see God being glorified. No, she knows, she is in self this is entitlement comes into play.
Pray over obesity! The South has always been
Georgia taught me ❤ Wyoming is different WAS different.
Presbeach'
When I saw that incident w/the lady at the show I thought she grabbed John’s hand & put it on her boob. I was like whoa!!! 😳
Not an insurrection.
How disrespectful you got to be? I mean you are up for a grammy but you ain't gonna win...not because your can't sing...but because you can't follow an instruction like collect your grammy and exit stage left! She would be up there doing a concert after she collected the grammy lol
Plane situation: This is the problem with Maverick City Music. They’re about the rise of themselves, not the Lord. This was not about God, this was allll about her. Maverick City makes beautiful songs but their heart position is all wrong. Praying for their true salvation.
Plane singer:
Omgosh 😂 Cringe!!! She was way out of line! I would have told her to sit down and stop trying to glorify yourself! Smh😅
Making REAL Christians look crazy🤦😂
Storm of CRINGE ....yipes
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