STRANGEST KICKSTARTERS EVER
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- čas přidán 16. 06. 2024
- These are some of the worst kickstarters made! And today we are going to have a look at the my friends!
MERCH : dazblackshop.com/
Twitch: / daz_black
TWITTER : / daz_black
INSTAGRAM : / daz_black
Daz Black : bit.ly/2daMcU3
FACEBOOK : bit.ly/1QsBu0Z
SNAPCHAT : daz_black
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Buisness : dazblack@independenttalent.com
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“Again? I’ve never been in this mans bathroom before.”
Lies.
I sure hv ;)
I tell ya, the things you hear...
Yo my ex loves bushbabys
Lmao I read this as soon as he said it
"By a man, that looks like a cotton swab. *wheeeeeze* "
army ?
@@bakaboy8102 💜💜💜
Army is everywhere 💜💜💜
@@victoriajones9421 💜💜💜💜💜
♬♩♪♩~Mini~♩♪♩♬ I’m the 666th like
“Your cat will respond immediately “ my cat is deaf 😹😹😹
Awwww! Can you please tell me a cute story about your deaf cat?
Awww
My cat is dead 🥲
@@tickle.wiggle he walked into a door and gets jumped scared by every thing 😂😂
@@dollertreenick3677 I’m so sorry 🥺
daz: “don’t forgot to take it off tho because when u go upstairs, u know.. 🎶 🎶🎶🎶”
I started dying 😂
I thought he was gonna say “LINDA!! CURE CANCER!!!” 😂😂😂😂
Who Linda?
@@dianaparker7120 are you fkn jokin ur not a true dazzler
@@Mia20__06 how?! I've not been watching him but like a few weeks not even that I Have not watched him that long so idk and no I'm not a fake one!! I'll support your opinion if you thank I am but I promise I'm not dammit you wanna think that fuck it you can think that
@@dianaparker7120 its just a joke on the channel that he does if you watch a few videos you'll understand
Ahhh fuck that comment brought back some shit
Daz missed out on “Karen, we’ve got a cat with no pulse here”
Yes omg that advert
Fie Simms yas!
I see, another Danish person. The best in the world. Sku være gået til Louis Nielsen
"LINDA GET THE BOX READY"
Daz 2019: There are still so many things to cure!
Me 2020: Well said.
Me 2021: Yes, Very well said
Me in 2022: hmmm, yes.
me in 2023: ah, yes- wait...
Me in 2030: spoiler Covid is still here
Me in 2040 we’ll said hiv
“The man is a bloody walking drum set” 😂😂
'I don't know where I'd be without a pizza cutter.'
-_Daz Black, 2019_
but where would he be without one
yass but love your profile pic!!
Perfect senior yearbook quote
@@papaspizzeriaa Ty~
I mean like it truth
The cats tryna chill and the Karen's there like "Every step you take, Every move you maaaaaakeeee, I'll be watching youuuu"
🎵I always feel like somebody's watching meeeee🎵
10:08 Man is literally doctor strange 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Kickstarter: You either have a good idea or the most stupid thing in the universe!
"What the hell does IN-BETWEEN mean?"
"Im such a pervert i swear to god"
" mY pErIoD gOeS bEyOnD pAiN"
😂😂😂
GeT RiD Of ThE bLoAT WiTH PaMpERn
😂😂😂😂😂
Tf is wrong with u, like my crack fatty
I got the same ad 😂
“But it can’t get in there nice and deep”
Pam: “Oh no”
Michael: *smirks*
Pam: “Michael, don’t”
Michael: *smiling*
Pam: “Oh god”
Michael: “That’s what she said!”
"Now- pyramids are mysterious- these...- are paws-"
-Daz 2020
Daz: “That’s the face of a bad actor.”
😂 You’re not wrong; the guy looks like me posing for a selfie
Stfu
@@hakurai5757 why jeez calm the f*ck down
darren seery I think it’s cos he was the actor 🤣🤣
@@lexieharding3358 lmao 😂😂
@@hakurai5757 damn chill
“What’s the cutest thing you have ever seen?”
*”my reflection.”*
I dont judge you, daz.
Pengy 05 right?
I don't relate
Darker Day Purple ｡◕‿◕｡ I mean he ain’t wrong
Darker Day Purple ｡◕‿◕｡ I’m the 999th like, you’re welcome
Yeeter Nation thanks
9:13 THIS KILLED ME, OMFG 💀💀💀😭😭😭😭😭
Video: “What’s the cutest thing you’ve ever seen before?”
Daz: “My reflection.”
-Daz Black, 2019
"Again? I've never been in this mans bathroom before" lol 😆
Edit omg thx for the likes ❤💞❤
Was gonna like the comment but saw the number so I'm writing this
@Pengy 05 😲🤫
It looks like he’s putting a tampon in his ear
Lmfao😂😂😂
No it doesn’t...😐
Lmao I thought so too
Omg It sorta dose
Anna333 Yes I have 😑
Inventor: (invents a robotic cat toy)
Daz: “Stop focusing on your cat and start working on a cure for cancer!!!”
6:46 FEED YOUR CAT
“Have you ever tried to cut a pizza with a knife” erm. Maybe. IM SORRY I WAS AT A RESTAURANT AND THEY GAVE ME A BUTTER KNIFE AND I WAS TOO SCARED TO ASK FOR AN ACTUAL PIZZA CUTTER
We've all been there.
FELT THAT
As an Italian born and raised I cut pizza with a knife my entire life, we didn't have fancy pizza cutters back in my days LOL
It's easy to use any knife!(:
Tj Sato I’m trying so damn hard not to say “ok boomer”
“She’s on her phone she’s talking to the bloody cat again KAREN kAReN KARren”-daz 2019
5:29 "KAREN KAREN KAREN oh she's on the phone with her cat- KAREN KAREN KAREN KAREN"
12:18 he said "hey guys. You wanna know how to increase your margin without having to increase your cost?" I think he did atleast 😅
I wonder if Daz has ever given himself whip lash when doing his intro😂
He probably has but doesn't want to admit it because it would get rid of the effect
Theres one where he said he almost broke his neck 🤣🤣🤣
Like he didnt actually but ya yknow
@@kiranicole4329 Oh my god I remember that😂
Or his outro 😂
Stfu
when he was shouting “KAREN” all i could think about is the specsaver advert when he’s checking the pulse of ‘karens’ hat😂😂😂😂
omfg i forgot that existed for a good minute 🤣
Karen... Karen ive got a cat with no pulse here . I need adrenaline and an IV line quick as you can please
6:59 what’s the cutest thing you’ve ever seen before?
Daz: *my reflection*
Lol
I went to the doctor to get my ears cleaned out, they put a rubber syringe in my ears with warm water and I swear I started moaning
Daz: who would actually buy this for their cat?!
Me: *sweats while looking at the nanny cam I have for my pet rats*
Cool. Which breeds of rats you got? They make the best pets
NikiBiki The Gamer they are both dumbo rats! Yes they are the absolute best pets so sweet
Aww! I always wanted rats but they were too expensive so I had to get gerbils 😂😂
Same here😊 I have 3 male Rats
Honey hi I really want rats but mum thinks they smell terrible is that true?
sorry but all i can think about is how that “cotton bud” looks like a tampon and screwdriver mixed together
Screw it in hahahha
You mean a drill bit. Not a screwdriver
11:34 you eat on the toilet Daz?-💀😭
5:35 "Karen! KaREn! KAREN!"
Kickstarter: Whats the cutes thing you've ever seen?
Daz: my reflection
Daz's mirror: your goddamn right
“But it can’t get in there nice and deep”
*i’M cRy*
thats what she said
Lollololoolo
Daz's sex tape name 2020
I can't 😹😹😹
5:00 I think the same thing about what Jack Whitehall said. He said ‘I’m sure lactose intolerance is a grave issue, but we don’t have a cure for cancer yet we have 12 readily available milk substitutes’ I don’t think the same people that make milk/ cat toys are the same people that make cancer cures
"Me having a bad day and feel like shit"
Daz: How's it going Dazzlers!!!
"Me suddenly feeling better"😀
Daz: “Which is being used by a man that looks like a cotton swab”
Me: *chokes while wheezing* 😂😂
Daz: laughs at woman who’s waving at her cat through her phone when it’s clearly not gonna reply
Also Daz: shouts at Karen for a solid minute on his screen 👌😂
😂😂😂😂
The video is paused as well
shouts at Linda to like in every vid as if she would reply
Pizza KK she responded once
Copyright Freemusic 990 OMG which video?🤣
At 9:32 I laughed 💀
That was actually cool!!
@@thedragonofdismashq I agree! But I was saying I laughed because of Dax’s commentary!
Jax Sheets: Are for "men only"
Me a Non-Binary:
Omg ur pfp ur stunning
@@delilahedin09 Aww thank you! I'm sure you are as well! :)
I’m sorry but I just imagined your pfp trying to grab the sheets and it running away confused and I died... made my day, thank you
@@leanvolcano9562 wtf do u mean 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
@@leanvolcano9562 AHAHAHAHAHA
Nobody:
Daz: THE MANS A BLOODY WALKING DRUM SET
And no one said I can comment first on someone’s comment
I need to learn hamboning
I died when you said, “ on the windowsill licking its nuts.” 😂😂😂
His laugh is so contagious , he makes bad days go away ✨
Daz: "there are many things we need to cure"
Me: "yea like the coronavirus"
lol
Fr tho- they do
When Daz laughs at himself it’s literally the best thing ever
Agreed.
I do that too 🥲
Daz: Ive never been in this mans bathroom!
*Daz 2019*
Daz: *makes fun of the starting up car laugh*
Also daz: 3:05
The sheets for men
Basically just said that men are very unhygienic so they need special sheets since they smell & don’t wash them.
Well said 😭😭👏👏
Man- “What’s the cutest thing you’ve ever seen before?”
Daz- “My reflection”
“What’s the cutest thing you’ve ever seen?”
*My reflection*
.....
I can’t 😂😂
Gotta agree with him tho. 💜💜
armyyyy??
HIII FELLOW ARMY ☺️💜💜💜💜
2:39 why does that guy look like the guy from Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs 😂😂😂😂
The subtitles at the beginning tho “Let’s go dazzle us but does games and never does what shares!”
“I have heard that this is dangerous but I’m sorry, it feels good” said every junkie ever.
True
The Boredman 70 likes
No one:
Literally no one:
Daz: FeeeeeeEEEEEddddDDDD YooOOOuuuUUUrrrRRR CaaaAAAttTTT
Me too😂😂
I was thinking that too tho poor little skinny kitty
@@Moth_M How is that a "me too" thing lmfao
"Hey, have you fed the pet today?"
"OMG SAME 😂😂😂😂😂😍😍😍😍😍 this had me DECEASED, literally me"
@@teekotrain6845 I thought the same but it's not in feed its the breed my cat is also the same and he eats tons and I toke him to the vet and they siad ita the breed and nothings wrong with him
@@imcalledrosie8242 hmmmm. What breed is it? I guess all breeds are shaped differently
10:20, meanwhile in Darren´s bedroom, the music was: Ding.....ding....dingding....dindidididididididididi... DONG!
Him: wats the cutest thing u have ever seen
Daz: my reflection
Me: "crying of laughter" but it's true
“But it can’t get in there nice and deep” - Daz Black 2k19
Ah yes daz is my favourite basketballer in that game
xd Hadron it means two thousand nine teen
Riona Thomas I know, it’s a joke, I assume you know of the game NBA 2K19?
I hate these types of comments cuz they always get top comment and spoils the video cuz for some reason CZcams moved the comment section.
xd Hadron yeah ik the game my cousin plays it basically all the time
Daz: “I didn’t even know they made that big of a bottle”
Understandable logic: “Must be made in Russia”
Or america
So you know the cat robot right
Imagine opening up the camera and seeing your cat dead in front of it
*piano*
dil i dilio doo
Yo the negative Is strong in u
Daz: "But it can't get in there nice and deep."
me: *Choking on moutain dew*
"Piano!"
"Di li di di li di din"
-Daz Black
Do you know what song that is tho
@@Tricks_99 Vanessa Carlton - A thousand miles
It became a meme song
@@ParallelElle I know that but I was asking them because it didn't seem like they knew but thanks!
@@Tricks_99 oh lol
" aAAhH! "
"dOnT lOoK!"
" *im making some very delicate linen* "
7:41 My cat is sleeping on me and clearly she's NOT interested, she's sleeping like a baby🥰
‘What’s the cutest thing you’ve ever seen before?’
‘My reflection.’
Me: feed your damn cat that’s so unhealthy looking Jesus
Daz: set a reminder on your phone to feed your CAAAaaAt
Me: he read my god damn mind
I started pissing my self, my stomach hurt so badly after laughing at that (≧▽≦)
Daz: “who’s gonna actually buy this to look at their cat at bloody work.”
Me: *nervously sweats* 😅
😂😂😂😂
Same I swear 😂
K-K-K- KAREN!!! Oh shes talking to her BLOODY CAT!!! Best quote i'v ever heard
"There are many things in life that are good. At the top of that list, is when you put a cotton bud in your ear. As soon as I put it in, I'm on Cloud Nine."
*-Daz Black, 2019*
“What’s the cutest thing you’ve ever seen”
Daz: “My reflection”
Yes daz. Bootiful 👏
Very . =346
@@SigmaINFJ129 your equation makes zero sense. If by any means of numbers, daz is a 'dime'.
@@legodarkmetal I don’t get a thing ur saying. Daz is a di-amond
You laughing is gonna get me 😂
Oh here we go..
I love goin to sleep with your videos on, such a comforting white noise
“Cotten swab used by a a man who looks like a cotton swab”
“It’s on the window sill licking its nuts”
*lmfao*
13:55 “at that point your bedsheets get up on their own and go to the washing machine” 😂
"Shit this must be made in Russia" LMAO
Out of everything, Daz vibrating to the music and saying ‘you know, when you go upstairs’ got me laughing the most.😂😂
"Is he going round on the weekends just swabbing DNA?" -
Ad: “what’s the cutest thing u have ever seen before “
Daz: “ my reflection “
Also daz: * keeps playing the video without laughing at himself *
Probably just me but this had me dEaD🤣😂
Omg tysm for liking daz
And then the nod at the end
12:30 this just reminds me of that scene from birdemic
4:49 i agree my dad died of pancreatic cancer stage 4 and i never got to live a full long life with him. They can get all this other technology but can’t cure and disease
I'm so sorry for you, he's in a good place now, R.I.P. You're very strong for being able to move on from that. Be safe, and have a great day.
Bedsheet commercial
Man: *pulls out a butcher knife*
Some inventions are absolutely brilliant, like a pizza cutter.
- Daz games, 2019
kickoff: whats the cutest thing you have ever seen
no one:
daz:my reflection
3:26 let me just say my cat would be shitting herself if that was in a 20 meter radius of her
9:21 had me rolling 🤣
😂😂😂
Daz: but it can’t get in there nice and deep Daz: realizes what he said Me: dies of laughter 🤣🤣🤣🤣
You always find a way to make me feel better when I’m sad 😂
Daz a gift that was sent from the gods he always makes me laugh and makes me feel better when I'm sad 😊
“Your mouth needs more thread count” 😂😂😂😂😂😂💀 literally #DeD
Not how you spell dead
“Feel like a DJ”
Ok?
Ok?
Nice
😂😂😂
9:20 WTF XD
WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT 4:19 ?!?! XD
There’s no need too it would be different if he was referring to himself as a cat 😂😭😭
Almost pissed myself when he stopped and said “that cat needs to eat”
LMFAO SAME
“But it can’t get in there nice and deep”
my brain: don't do it
me:...
brain: don't-
me: ThAt'S wHat shE sAiD
😆🤣That is me and my friend right there!
“Look at these options! Meow, pet love and woo. What’s woo?”
I can’t- 😂😂😂
lmao nice profile pic :’)
@@paranoid__sleep thx. It’s noodle from gorillaz.
"How's it going Dazzlers?!" Those words automatically recharge my day! 😄😄😄
I laugh hard and love when he says “cotton bud”
That’s what they’re called
@@Abazel I think he means that in America they call it “Q Tips” but I see where you’re coming from
@Nobody Cotton swab
"We can scan a cats face but we can't cure cancer" if that's not the comment of the century then I don't know what is!!!!