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“Does that goes towards a lyricists to write u a better theme song” YES DAZ U SHOULD BE THE ONE WHO WRITES IT
Hi everyone! My mom is taking my phone.
Kill my notifications pls. I'm setting it on highest notification ringtone :D
I sometimes reply btw.
Edit : she already returned it ;-; thank you for the replies. :D
Thx for replying. Mum finally gave me my phone. 😂
@@aaaaa2264 hey
@@aaaaa2264 hey
@@aaaaa2264 hey
"Keeping it bLacK Fr0m fRoNttT To BacKk"😂😂 I'm black myslef and that shit was funny asf
Lol also love the Billie eilish profile pic
fr 😭😂
i honestly thought that little girl was holding a bong. i’m sorry
I’m holding one rn
@Sophie vbiasland x lmao I’m joking
@sarah s I thought so too
and the best part is that I have a pipe next to me
thats how u know u smoke too much 😂
Daz “dads are great with kids”
My dad still trying to find the perfect milk
Damn 😓🤚🏼
@Amelie Foster lol
I- same...lmao
@Sadie Sain maybe there looking for milk together 😂
LOL
Daz: *Silence*
"Keeping it black from front to back"
Daz: *Dies*
Y'all I am making a music album and I have 2 songs done
Tyler Spaulding you gonna put it through a distribution company to make some money?
@@jamesxracing8111 I know but I am 16 so I got a lot of time
Tyler Spaulding if you do, I'd recommend amuse or distrokid (I use amuse personally)
@@jamesxracing8111 Thanks man can you send me a link by my email.
For some reason when he got to the book “Mummy needs a wine” and he read the sentence, “everything around me is a exhausting my brain, I would love a day off and a glass of champagne”. The author could have changed that to I would love a day off and a line of cocaine
Just.. Shut up and take my like.
Yes
Omg you’re a genius
This made a absolutely no sense but I get what ur tryna say and just..... just *yes*
why do I like this? lol
Daz telling us that his mum is South African is literally one of the biggest plottwists I've ever experienced lmaoo thats crazy man i never could've guessed that in a million years lol
SAME OMG
SAME BRUH, I HAD TO GO BACK IN THE VIDEO TO MAKE SURE I HEARD IT RIGHT-
OMG SAME I WAS WONDERING THAT TOO I THOUGHT I WAS JUST TO TIRED 🤣
hes said it before lol
@NCT_ LOVER_ yeah i know lol but when i watched this, it was my first time hearing it from anyone so i was just momentarily shook lol
Daz: is she teleporting kids back to her home
Me: *has a mental breakdown of laughter*
If this isn't me lord I chocked with laughter 🤣🤣🤣
Why when daz did that accent did he manage to do Irish, Scottish, German and African all in one
Because he's talented👌
Only the gods
Nahh thats just our South African accents.
Irish accent does not sound like that
African isn't an accent , there are 11 different languages just in South Africa so yeah . You get South African english maybe thats what he was accenting
Add: “This is incredible technology”
Daz: NuDeS
Nice pfp.
well, I suppose you can use it that way.
11:56 : Best "Mummy needs a wine" reenactment ever!
I can actually imagine that quote being in the book! And being read that way! XD
“I’m the mum and the dad” YES DAZ
I'm glad he talks to his mum again. I remember when said he doesn't.
@Bobbyboyo23 👀 same
sorry if the question is rude, but do you know why he wasn't?
He is talking about his step mum in this video. The woman his father remarried, not his biological mother.
“Let me show you how solar cow works”
* proceeds to teleport kids in a push of a button*
Me : °o°
Why tf did the kids teleport tho
100th like :)
@@ash2833 that's right they teleported so fast you didn't see it, bakugo
@@marrowyoutube Yeah, BAKUGOU
@@boio9526 I asked *WHY* the did the kids teleport
Me: *A South African*
Daz: "My mother is a South African"
Me: wut o.o (I got so excited and I don't know why)
Me too! DURBAN!!!
Lmao I'm from Durban
Same my partner was born in Johannesburg :D
Also Durban!!!!
Same here. From Pretoria
Daz:and go to subway
Me eating subway:that is man is a genie
I feel rewarded because I'm not 2 years late for once
Ahaha 😭😂
Same lol
Oh my goodness, same here.
When daz laughs it looks like he's laughing and confused at the same time.
Wth almost looks like the little girl is kidnapping the African children rather than teleporting them
she's like Angelina Jolie
No she looks like that chick from spy kids
After daz said "I don't have a partner and I don't fucking need one", I noticed he got sad right after that. If it was for comedic purposes, it was genius. If it wasn't, it really sucks to be alone sometimes. Daz definatelly does not deserve it :(
i thought he had a girlfriend
@@chloef9365 they broke up but didn't specify why
He really does deserve so much better. He helps us so much but I feel like we also need to help him out as much as we can. I love Daz so much.
I am the rafa
@@sallucien9454 she abused him
Daz: “ does it have to be cows my most feared animal”
Me: *remembers he had to milk a cow in hand simulator*
Factsss that vid was so funny 😂😂😂
@@elishataylor6769 agreed
Yooooooo daz's mom is South African, watching here in South Africa, loving it
Me too
me three lol 😂 😂
Wish I could go back but I'm still too young
Same!
HE SAID "I DONT HAVE A PARTNER" HAVE HIM AND SOSO BROKEN UP!? Why!? When!!? How!!?
Think so yeah, he stopped commenting on her ig posts after September or something and the last video they did together was the lockdown haircut. :///
yeah they broke up he said on his Twitter ages ago
@@daisy_4 did he say why :/
@@EB0612 no he just put it out there bc ppl kept asking and bothering him. He said he didn’t want to get in the details
@@EB0612 no
when he said my mother is south african im like im right here I AM SOUTH AFRICAN😌
Same bruv
I am south african 🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦
same
Awe selfde
Me to 🇿🇦🇿🇦
Ayo daz is south african. Shout out to all the south african people watching him. Lmao😂❤️
Yeah SA represent!!!
WHOOP WHOOP
Yes bitch
South African gang
More like part South African, but sure.
Wow thanks
“The black painters academy keepin it black”
First guy who walks by is white
Their like a more relaxed modern day "Black Panthers"
I was thinking the same thing
I was looking for this comment
Me: *a South African*
Daz: my mother's South African...
Me: gets extremely happy and excited for some odd reason.
Yes yes someone that gets me
@@heinrichvonsolms1097 glad I could be relatable. 😋😌😃
Well it's not odd if you're also south african!
10:10 we all need a daz dad/mum like daz
“Keeping black from front to back”
Daz: AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH THAT WAS FUNNY
wifi: *decides to cut off while watching this*
me: LINDAAAAA TURN ON THE WIFI
If I did that my grandma would beat my ass XD (my grandma is named Linda 😂)
My *mom* woukd beat my ass o.o
Daz and Linda broke up
@@alloy3445 WHAT??!!
I cant shout that, unfortunately, cause it would get me slapped through a wall; my mother's name in Lynda and Jesus help you if you EVER raise your voice at her and call her by her first name xD
The bit where the dude is like “he’s a good shot, if you know what I mean”. Bruh I nearly shot fkn milk out of my nose. Hahahahaha
3:38 I knew he was going to say "Harry Potter shit" I KNEW IT
When you realize your actually not a million years late
✨👁👄👁✨
“It’s kind of like a dragons den, but we’re gonna called it Dazzy Den”
The dazzling Daz Black himself, 2020
THE draco malfoy??? 😳😃🤸🤸
Heyyy💚
Draco what are you doing here you have good taste :)
Omg Draco you watch Daz Games?!?!
@@taehyungkim4267 Lachimolala? 🥺
8:26 bro be looking like a sword
I feel like everyone can see Daz being the best dad and having one of those
*Best dad in the world* mugs
He is a dad
@@endophantom
Bitch I know that-
"Keeping it black from front ta back" LMFAOOO
6:59 “Over the last 6 years, we’ve developed a new type of technology.”
*S H U T U P*
Daz: "Dad's are great with kids!"
My dad still trying to figure out how to come home after 4yrs being at the shop
He's just lost
8:15 OH MY GOD I WANT ONE!!!!!!!!!!
daz: does it have to be a cow.the most feared animal
daz: *having flashbacks to milking simulator, milking the cow* 😅😅😅
Omg thats soooo true!!!
Omg yes
Why doesn't this comment have so many likes? This is the best
"Make your kids feel guilty for existing and promote alcoholism all in one, with this brand new book!"
Hats off to the dad's that do take part in the raising and care of their kids. My ex-husband told me it was my job to do it all because he already had a job, when I asked him to feed our son so I could shower. That marriage didn't last long.
My dad is AMAZING with babies/toddlers. He’s a really lovable, friendly guy. When my sister had her baby and my nephew started crying, my dad made him stop in a second. I was like “How??? Your youngest child is 15 already”. Some people were just meant to be parents. My little cousin, she’s 14 and she’s so good with little kids. She helps babies when they need it, knows how to make them stop crying instantly, is literally the best babysitter, and she’s so patient with kids. I was like “Girl, you were BORN to be a mom, like seriously”
Who else loves daz? His laugh and his humor is perfect!
🤚
Ya
Never found a CZcamsr I love so much! ❤ watch his videos every time I need to smile 😊
When ur so early daz hasn't laughed
Edit:thanks for all the likes but can we get it to 1k likes that would mean alot because I never had a comment that high before 👌🤔😊
Omg ikr
That’s pretty damn early lol
literally 30 seconds into the video
@@iwantsexseemyvideo7149 what the hell is that name?
@@madisonxcurran they r bots bro
Irrelevant to the video..
I ate a whole pot of macaroni.. And I’m proud of myself..
Yay
Congrats chili
Proud of you💅
hElL yEaH mAn
I’m so thankful for Daz, I would love a friend like him in my life, he’s so funny and truly wonderful. He seems like someone who would just be genuinely fun just to be around. The eyes are a window to the soul, without a doubt, and his absolutely sparkle like a child’s when he laughs and it’s the most adorable/enduring thing ever!
Please never change!
the guy: black people painters academy
Me: there's a white guy at the start
Same
You guys do realize that the guy cloud have meant the color black lol it’s sad the fact you guys think just cause we say the word black we can also be talking about the color black...
No he is black i think he’s albino lol
@@omni-odyssy7881 no he’s white lol if he was albino he would’ve had like platinum hair but the persons hair looked blonde lol
@@omni-odyssy7881 I’m sorry I mean brown kinda like hair not blonde that’s my bad lol
Can anyone remember the vid where he said “LINDA” and some responded “Yes?”
Edit:Thanks for the likes!
I’ve seen some comments for the link of the vid so here:czcams.com/video/YwB_tYl_D10/video.html
Yep hilarious scene and then Daz his face after that 😭🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣
Yup😂🦋
Wasn't it his daughter tho
Also for anyone curious about video I believe it was "Daz watches woman who wants to be black" I could be wrong tho and have no idea about timestamp
@@princessofhell4639 not sure maybe?
"Take a battery to school, so you come back and I can make a f***ng phone call"
Words I hear everyday from my mother 😔
12:51
Elon musk, Jeff Bezos, and Bill Gates all Panik meme
People: create holograms
Dax: the nude sending games has changed
Dax?
dax? I swear hes a youtube rapper?
he didnt even say that
@@boomersquid4065 yes he did
@@boomersquid4065 7:20
Turned into a Scottish accent right at the end lmaooooo 5:30
Ik he went from british to Africa to scottish somehow lmao
I love it when at 11:50 he discribes the book XD
Daz should be in shark tank.
seems like daz is having a better relationship with his mum. made me happy :')
Me being South African “ sounds like a African voice but we sound a bit different “ but your my favorite CZcamsr daz keep making videos I love you and your the best
Aye samme
@I WANT Š•È•X !!! I'm RITA !!! OPÉN MY CANÁL ! um what
@@bromethusderp5872 ikr, its literally everywhere...
@F Ù С Ķ • М Е ! • I WĄNT ŞĘX • OPÉN MY CANÁL ! I don’t speak that language
@@bromethusderp5872 I'm also South African.
"He's definitely on some sort of register" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Yeah that was not a book for kids, its definitely a book about a toxic relationship daz nailed it in this one bloody awesome🤣🤣🤣
5:49 "so mum can have an e-cig" 🤣😂
“This Harry Potter s*** doesn’t exist”
Shifters: are you sure about that?
OMG YES XDD
HELLO FELLOW SHIFTER-
@@rookinson OHIOOOO
Say hi to Professor Snape for me
OH HI THERE
Daz is the ultimate 2-in-1
12:37 you can see the moment he is done with it
I didn't know your mum was south African and as a South African we do have a lot of schools that are good but we do have poorly run schools 😔🇿🇦
My guy are u sure u are south African 😂
Hi ARMY 💜
Ha look at you're own profile picture, in case that's sombody else family you are not African
@@bonggongplaza6995 it’s a kpop group, i cant tell which group though.
@@bonggongplaza6995 not all Africans look the same you know
Honestly daz is the cure for depression
Galerie top s flitry se
Daz thank you for helping me through my depression. I had to go through postpartum depression and watching you makes me laugh and feel a little better!🖤
8:17 I WANT IT I WANT IT I WANT IT SO BAD
7:20 a man has never spoken something this true
Petition to maybe have Daz’s mum in a video! 🥰
Love how daz's impression of his mum sounds Scottish at the end
7:45, theoretically , if you had a way of creating a imagine with data your phone makes of your head shape you could make a holographic video chat thing
I’m South African, this is, strange but I’d back the big ass battery cow, but I’d prefer something other than a cow that’s raised 50 000, convert that to randsssssss
Ayooo I’m South African toooooooo x
@@miaplays6800 wooow that’s sooo cool
Me too
Convert it into Many rands😉😅
@@miaplays6800 ayyy
I agree with you Daz that Mommy needs a wine book is genuinely a sexist book as i am a father of 2 who works then comes home, cooks and cleans then spend time with my daughters as i haven't seen them most of the day.
I genuinely feel some books like this should not exist as it is stereotypical towards the male gender.
i am 14 and ever since i was born, my dad has managed to tackle some of the following:
-5 hours of sleep
-cleaning
-cooking
-looking after 2 kids
-working over half of his waking hours
and hes doing a bloody good job
@@xcybercatz I'm 15 and for years my dad works then he comes home and does nothing I have two baby siblings and he complains when he has to take care of them.
@@KodaFae23 a lot of the time, a father does help out in the household, note how i say a lot of the time. often, a lot of fathers tend to leave the mother to do all of the childcare, and all of the housework. my experience doesnt stand for everyone, just some.
@@xcybercatz my dad does that to!
daz really said “yes i do the cooking👨🏻🍳🍳, yes i do the cleaning 🧼🧹” we stan
The Looking Glass Portrait was made cause someone played Prey and loved the Looking Glass Mirrors and wanted to make them a reality, and I’m glad they did
And the secret is, a big arse metal cow
And that’s how I was created
@@iwantsexseemyvideo890 shush
Who would like to sign my petition for Daz to make "Im the mum and the dad" merch?
I would
Bhh je dobře vidět
Hey daz i know you probably won’t read this but I just wanted to say thank you for still uploading through all of 2020. My dad has had 2 trips to the hospital the first one he had a huge fight against covid-19 and almost died and the 2nd time he had his gallbladder removed and he is probably going to have to go back for a 3rd time for some unknown reason we don’t quite understand and I just wanted to thank you because your videos always brighten my mood through the whole year and I hope 2021 is better and I want to say thank you
Aww hunny! I'm so sorry and I hope that your family is doing better and healing okay. I hope you and your family stay safe and that everything goes okay! I wish you and your family all the best! :)
4:56 I mean this idea doesn’t seem that bad, it helps them with light and other important things.
But it has nothing to do with school, it’s using cheap marketing tactics when it doesn’t have to
You're not first
You're not last
But most importantly
✨No one asked✨
Wow you need to be know all over the youtubes
Pls go to every youtuber you watch and say this
When u read a comment and wish u wrote it😂
Finally! Somebody had to say it lol
@@RubyRedS1ippers 😂
When he said ‘The Dazzy Den’ it sounded like a BDSM dungeon XD
God is a pencil
Daz is a highlighter
God Drew the world
Daz made it brighter
😎
Wow. Saying daz is better than god is unholy.
@@michellewatson5690 that’s not what he’s saying
@@AlexSmith-qw3nl and you missed the joke.
@@michellewatson5690 was it rlly a joke tho.
@@AlexSmith-qw3nl yes, yes it was.
But... You missed it.
1:28 I mean he does have a point. The irony is real.
guy sings: “black painters academy”
Daz as usual already laughing😅
That was so cringe
Book:dad does nothing for kid
Me:
Daz: yes I do the cooking,yes I do the cleaning
"the worst book ever made" -me realising some of it is way to accurate to how my parents are
Daz you brought back kickstarters omg you the best love your content and you as a person great dad and funny as hell
“How’s it going Dazzlers welcome back to Daz games and another Daz watches”
That never gets old, istfg that is the reason I wake up and smile in the morning
0:46 IM ALREADY LAUGHING 🤣✋🏽
And 3:49 🤣
7:28 🤣🤣🤣
You are the best medicine while I'm sick. You always make me laugh and laughter is the best medicine.
Those plushies weren't microscopic, they were like 6cm
Shh don't tell him. He needs his rest.
The creatures were microscopic.. not the plush. He even makes a joke about it "living in your lungs."
which they couldn't- but it shows he meant the actual extinct animals that were quite tiny when they were alive.
@@viogieviogie they were 5.7cm, that isn't microscopic
video: “tv goes here”
daz: *dies of laughter*
Me: also dying with him
Hello fellow harry stan😌😼
Emily haha yesss
Daz I’m so happy that you are taking both jobs. It’s not easy so good job Daz you are the most hardworking parents 🥰
8:47 “extinct uglass microscopic plushie toys”
bruhhh that book is so toxiccccccccc i mean i get it because my dad acts like that but omg its stereotypeing men so much i wish i had a dad like daz he is amazing!!!
12:14 Daz: "Guys..."
Me: "Oh welp video's over."
Daz: "...are good with kids."
Me: "Oh nevermind."
I mean, there's many kinds of men as there are many kinds of women
Watched the full video, amazingly clear explanation of something I’ve always wanted to know 😎😎😎
Me: *A South African*
Daz: My Mother’s South African
Also me: *I’M SORRY, WHAT?*
don’t let this distract you from the fact that mcdonalds raised its price on their mcchicken sandwich by $0.39 cents