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  • @aminthemar
    @aminthemar Před 4 lety +3457

    You don't even need to hear the audition when they say one of these names:
    Whitney houston
    Mariah carey
    and Celine dion.

  • @monkeyskywalker3
    @monkeyskywalker3 Před 4 lety +3975

    Whenever I hear “Whitney Houston” in whatever they say, I prepare for free comedy

  • @Dolly66653
    @Dolly66653 Před 9 měsíci +1087

    Who loves the bad auditions but finds the good ones boring 😂😭😭

  • @PlanetOfTheApes999
    @PlanetOfTheApes999 Před rokem +623

    I love how each contestant is not only horrible, but horrible in a totally unique way.

    • @in_wino_veritas
      @in_wino_veritas Před 10 měsíci +18

      Yes, they're probably also here, because their relatives told them they had a unique, rare or different voice. Yes they're unique, but what they probably left out, was that they're uniquely bad.

    • @mentylongmentylong6833
      @mentylongmentylong6833 Před 5 měsíci +2

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @doyouevendab77
      @doyouevendab77 Před 4 měsíci +2

      I have to have this... DO YOU UNDERSTAND?

    • @Tiago3501
      @Tiago3501 Před 4 měsíci +5

      Come on move your body come on move your body.

    • @judijohnson4130
      @judijohnson4130 Před 3 měsíci +1

      And they don't know how bad they are...

  • @athinacharlie1839
    @athinacharlie1839 Před 4 lety +2456

    When Louie asks for a second song💀💀

    • @pog.fr0g637
      @pog.fr0g637 Před 4 lety +166

      The first couple : * stop singing *
      * awkward silence *
      Louie : *what's your second song?!*

    • @sarahsemy1616
      @sarahsemy1616 Před 4 lety +17

      😂😂😂

    • @bcd8208
      @bcd8208 Před 4 lety +73

      Insert Simon panicking.

    • @josiejo1986
      @josiejo1986 Před 3 lety +11

      I love Louie!!! I’d so marry him ❤️❤️

    • @noed3048
      @noed3048 Před 3 lety +8

      *Louis

  • @pevchyniqht2704
    @pevchyniqht2704 Před 4 lety +1043

    “Come on move your body”

  • @themilkguzzler2467
    @themilkguzzler2467 Před rokem +335

    Seb: Give us another chance, Simon.
    Security Guard: Come on, move your body.

    • @PatchedUpTwice
      @PatchedUpTwice Před rokem +16

      😂

    • @JesusIsComing-ru5tw
      @JesusIsComing-ru5tw Před 10 měsíci +7

      😅

    • @wcarson4634
      @wcarson4634 Před 9 měsíci +10

      This is my favorite 😂😂

    • @Drikaaa88
      @Drikaaa88 Před 4 měsíci +3

      😂😂😂😂

    • @nicoleallen6792
      @nicoleallen6792 Před 3 měsíci +7

      I laughed so hard at this I woke my son up, it caught me totally off guard but somehow I immediately heard it like Seb said it. 😂 Sorry. Sang it.
      Man that was totally delusional.. i dont get how friends end up on here sounding like they do.. like do you not hear the other one or do you hear something else we all missed? 😂

  • @joannepharris8900
    @joannepharris8900 Před rokem +303

    I am always amazed how they stand there for a moment in disbelief when they are told no

    • @82youtubeshared
      @82youtubeshared Před 10 měsíci +2

      Ikr? Loool

    • @in_wino_veritas
      @in_wino_veritas Před 10 měsíci +12

      Because their relatives and friends either lied to them about their lack of talent, or were using euphemisms, that could be interpreted in either a good or a bad way, eg unique, rare, different, or they are tone deaf themselves (especially parents).

    • @doyouevendab77
      @doyouevendab77 Před 4 měsíci +4

      I will not be denied!!!!!

    • @NikkiRich174
      @NikkiRich174 Před 4 měsíci +4

      Delusional

    • @ilse3887
      @ilse3887 Před 23 dny

      maybe you should do a little googling... and find out that begore they get to audition before the judges..there is a pre audition
      ( selection round) sooo..if they are such horrible singers ..HOW AND WHY did they get elected to sing before a jury??
      by design!! understand the game that is being played here!! they are the lowest of the lowest...100 % pure evil!! and i am NOT talking about the contestents!!

  • @sasabajic4948
    @sasabajic4948 Před 4 lety +1442

    People sing bad ,Simon tells them their singing is bad, people: 😱

    • @qaadirakhan7686
      @qaadirakhan7686 Před 4 lety +52

      Surprised pikachu face 😂😂

    • @III_SNIPE_III
      @III_SNIPE_III Před 3 lety +12

      @@qaadirakhan7686 totally 😂

    • @Sunlight-zx2ur
      @Sunlight-zx2ur Před 3 lety +9

      😂😂😂

    • @ongogablogean4920
      @ongogablogean4920 Před 3 lety +22

      Something their friends or family should have told em.

    • @islandgal500
      @islandgal500 Před 2 lety +6

      @@ongogablogean4920 Then they never accept that they are awful, but blame family for squashing their dreams. They have to be told by someone in the business, because sometimes even then they are delusional and still want to waste their lives to follow that impossible dream. At least a few will learn they are not as good as they think they are.

  • @1975ortega
    @1975ortega Před 4 lety +1245

    It's so interesting that the worst singers are usually the most self-confident ones.

  • @58landman
    @58landman Před 6 měsíci +128

    I love Cheryl. She's dying from laughter and is so kind about things.

    • @AnnaMaledonPictureBookAuthor
      @AnnaMaledonPictureBookAuthor Před 6 měsíci +15

      She is lovely. The nicest judge. And I like the fact that she's not afraid to say no and if she does, she says it in a nice way. Some of the judges are so afraid to say no and it's frustrating.

  • @redders6858
    @redders6858 Před 6 měsíci +64

    I never understand why friends and family aren’t honest with them.

    • @vintagebrew1057
      @vintagebrew1057 Před 25 dny +2

      The apple does'nt fall far from the tree....

    • @beardymcbeardface69
      @beardymcbeardface69 Před 5 hodinami +1

      Along the lines of what vintage brew said, I'm guessing being tone deaf is genetic!

    • @redders6858
      @redders6858 Před 4 hodinami +1

      @@beardymcbeardface69 I can’t imagine how they can’t hear it, when I’m wincing with every screech and dud note. I can understand just not being able to sing. I have legs but I can’t run fast. I used to sing, just for myself and kids in the car, panto etc, it was fun but if I went off key I could hear it, so I’d practice until i could do it unless it was totally out of my range. I can only guess that unkind people are encouraging them for a laugh at their expense 😞

  • @agwsides
    @agwsides Před 4 lety +1995

    ant wasn’t that bad. it just seems like his mom made him bring seb along so he didn’t feel left out.

    • @AlirioAguero2
      @AlirioAguero2 Před 4 lety +254

      On his own, he was fine. IDK whether he'd get a ''yes'', but he was somewhere in the 6/10, maybe 7/10 realm, I guess. Not outstanding, but far from bad. His brother on the other hand... Besides, I think that Simon was also being stubborn because they were so tiresome.

    • @agwsides
      @agwsides Před 4 lety +66

      Edward Reeves Yeah haha. “mOve yOur bOdEy”. For sure have seen worse auditions lol.

    • @maoribrotha53
      @maoribrotha53 Před 4 lety +44

      annaxoop Seb is the star. Ant goes on his own and he doesn’t even get on tv.

    • @claudiakrizay
      @claudiakrizay Před 3 lety +92

      @@AlirioAguero2 Ant was actually pretty good. I wonder though why he brought Seb along because he was useless. If I were a judge I would have said yes to Ant but no to Seb.

    • @enriquesanchez9016
      @enriquesanchez9016 Před 3 lety +74

      @@claudiakrizay I truly have no idea why Ant brought Seb there, he was so ridiculous. But honestly i don't think Ant himself is THAT good. He was decent but not good enough to pass imo. His brother just completely ruined it.

  • @ThatBritishSnep
    @ThatBritishSnep Před 4 lety +772

    Louis: "Sounded like you were in pain"
    Simon: "Or possessed"
    XD

  • @LaLaAnn0.0
    @LaLaAnn0.0 Před rokem +51

    The level of delusion is astounding to be honest. I laughed until I cried at alot of these.

  • @projectxs107
    @projectxs107 Před 5 měsíci +54

    "Anybody can sell more albums than Britney Spears." 😂

    • @thisballerinaispretty
      @thisballerinaispretty Před 24 dny +1

      Well she wasn't lying. It just wouldn't be her or her failure of a group

    • @giannaacevedo9045
      @giannaacevedo9045 Před 23 dny +1

      He said right now because 2008 wasn’t a good year for britney

    • @giannaacevedo9045
      @giannaacevedo9045 Před 23 dny +1

      @ella_baller1na, I’m Britney is one of the best selling musicians to this day so that’s bs

  • @anwenbates7272
    @anwenbates7272 Před 4 lety +1543

    imagine singing and watching the judges laughing at you but you continue

    • @mehdikadiri5438
      @mehdikadiri5438 Před 3 lety +40

      They edit it so it looks like that

    • @Harryaggy
      @Harryaggy Před 3 lety +14

      That is what we call courage, 😂 😂 😂

    • @gokuxsephiroth4505
      @gokuxsephiroth4505 Před 3 lety +7

      Tbh, I would have no idea what else to do

    • @sheena9p90
      @sheena9p90 Před 3 lety +24

      @@mehdikadiri5438 i wondered that too but then what are the judges laughing at?

    • @me-pz5yi
      @me-pz5yi Před 2 lety

      @@mehdikadiri5438 ok. That explains a lot.

  • @laurena5502
    @laurena5502 Před 3 lety +898

    Seb is that student that does less than everyone on the group project

  • @cierakitty
    @cierakitty Před 6 měsíci +57

    The 80 year old black gentleman was adorable. Such a happy go lucky soul.

    • @sabinekistemann6180
      @sabinekistemann6180 Před měsícem +5

      Dieser Mann, wusste genau was er tat, vielleicht hat er nicht mehr so gut hören können, aber darauf kommt es nicht an. Er hat Stimmung, für alle mitgebracht , ob für Zuschauer oder Juroren eine Wohltat und Abwechslung.This man is Unglaublich

  • @III-ur2oo
    @III-ur2oo Před rokem +123

    Cyril was the cutest contestant ever!!! Such an adorable gentleman ❤ and his dance moves 😂🕺🏻

  • @LouiseDuffy91
    @LouiseDuffy91 Před 4 lety +639

    I love these people who are like "THIS WON'T BE THE LAST OF ME" Then you legit never hear of them again 😂😂😂

    • @annajohansson6249
      @annajohansson6249 Před 3 lety +32

      @Nicole R and Ashwin

    • @ROCKYB222
      @ROCKYB222 Před 2 lety +18

      Legend has it... Simon is still begging Ashwin for a job.

    • @rhysjackson2597
      @rhysjackson2597 Před 2 lety +6

      Ashwin came back a few times, he never got through unsurprisingly.
      Ceri came back in 2011 at the live auditions and was as awful. When she got told no she walked off going 'stuff it!' - I reference this in the same accent sometimes. 😂

    • @ROCKYB222
      @ROCKYB222 Před 2 lety +2

      @@rhysjackson2597 accurate to the tee

    • @TheAyurvedic
      @TheAyurvedic Před 7 měsíci +1

      ashwin has entered the conversation

  • @joslynnjohnson7190
    @joslynnjohnson7190 Před 4 lety +567

    When seb said “cOmE mOvE yOuR bOdY” I died 😂😂😂😂

    • @cerealkilledher
      @cerealkilledher Před 3 lety +20

      yea🤣i die with Cheryl's face

    • @user-fe1le2yl3x
      @user-fe1le2yl3x Před 2 lety +6

      Ya man

    • @thesovietunicorn3127
      @thesovietunicorn3127 Před 2 lety +7

      The part that always makes me lose it is that brief moment when it looked like he was gonna “sing”, sorry if that’s not specific enough but I really don’t know how to describe it lol

    • @brianheidel4550
      @brianheidel4550 Před 2 lety +9

      the guy that was "singing" looks like Beavis, from the Beavis and Butthead show.

    • @nisigiles9857
      @nisigiles9857 Před rokem +17

      Its the lifeless "who-oh" for me...😂

  • @kevinsanchun2052
    @kevinsanchun2052 Před 6 měsíci +29

    I binge watch the crap out of bad auditions.I usually see just about the same ppl multiple times.I haven't seen most of these .Thank you whoever.All new laughs for me.

  • @wcarson4634
    @wcarson4634 Před 9 měsíci +42

    “Whitney Houston” “Whitney Houston” “Whitney Houston” please….compare yourself to ANYONE but her 😢

    • @hyeneacrete6777
      @hyeneacrete6777 Před 3 měsíci +4

      Even the others! With this level, it is an insult to all singers! 😂

    • @donychicago
      @donychicago Před měsícem

      You think Whitney Houston fell from the sky and nobody can ever sing like her?

    • @donychicago
      @donychicago Před měsícem

      Did Whitney Houston fell from the sky and no mere mortal is worthy to compare to her?

    • @LeeLeeCRN
      @LeeLeeCRN Před 3 dny +1

      ​@@donychicagono one said that. Apparently that comment went waaayyy over your head bc that's not what OP was trying to say😂

  • @ashleighclark6866
    @ashleighclark6866 Před 4 lety +1384

    Brilliant. I swear these videos will cure my depression at this rate.

    • @kaprolka5704
      @kaprolka5704 Před 4 lety +14

      Mine did few years ago lol

    • @hartwinstein7434
      @hartwinstein7434 Před 4 lety +10

      be aware, to much makes it worse (i know what im talking about!)

    • @ashleighclark6866
      @ashleighclark6866 Před 4 lety +43

      @@hartwinstein7434 I suffer from sever social anxiety and depression at the moment & anything which makes me smile or even laugh at this moment in time is a genuine life saver x

    • @consterus
      @consterus Před 4 lety +10

      It helps only while you're watching this. When you stop, depression comes again.

    • @wayneedward9621
      @wayneedward9621 Před 4 lety +2

      @@ashleighclark6866 You should check out the humor on the "Bronze Cowboy channel". He is a street actor as a statue and the reaction of the people is hilarious.

  • @betterthanMJF
    @betterthanMJF Před 3 lety +1290

    nobody:
    literally nobody:
    not even Simon Cowell:
    Louis Walsh: *what is your second song?*

  • @EmptyMelodies
    @EmptyMelodies Před 5 měsíci +23

    "Whats your definition of average?"
    Simon and Louie in perfect harmony:
    "Y O U!"

  • @seniorpz1969
    @seniorpz1969 Před 6 měsíci +37

    "Amy "Ariel" Burdett also known as Arabella Starchild was born in 1981 and grew up to be a self-proclaimed "holistic vocal coach" from Wakefield who auditioned for Series 5 of The X Factor UK. She did not pass the audition stage after singing her own piece which she branded an academic construction. She is remembered for her scary look and her voice which Simon branded a 'nightmare'. On the 12 November 2019, Burdett was found dead in her home in Leeds. She was found with stab wounds on her neck. Her death is considered to be not suspicious; thus, the stab wound was self-inflicted, ruling her death as a suicide"................wow.

    • @wolf.eye._-
      @wolf.eye._- Před 6 měsíci +6

      Wtf... that makes the whole audition even freakier..
      She was either murdered or maybe had some form of psychosis or on drugs maybe? To stab one's self in the neck (multiple times?) would have to be either seriously mentally deranged on drugs or both..
      Maybe used to be on drugs.. I don't know.. I'm still trying to process this.
      I feel really awful for her and her family. These are real people with real lives and family. That is truly sad and scary. Especially if her murderer is still out there (if she didn't do it..) 😢

    • @wolf.eye._-
      @wolf.eye._- Před 6 měsíci +8

      R.I.P. Ariel

    • @gardenjoy5223
      @gardenjoy5223 Před 2 měsíci +3

      She came across as very aggressive. She definitely had a severe case of Oppositional Defiant Disorder. But there was more there. I would have screened her for Borderline Personality Disorder as well. They - by the way - often commit suicide. Which of course could have been done during a bad trip on drugs.
      She was at constant war with the world and herself. Glad she didn't murder others, for she truly had it in her, at the wrong moment.

    • @cessnacitation-x
      @cessnacitation-x Před 25 dny

      @@gardenjoy5223 You diagnosed a mental condition from an _X Factor_ audition, and tried to diagnose a condition that doesn't even exist (borderline personality disorder, it is not a real condition). You obviously don't know what you're talking about, I highly doubt you even have a medical degree. Not to mention that you clearly didn't even read the article, she had paranoid schizophrenia.

  • @GisylleGlam
    @GisylleGlam Před 4 lety +555

    IDC how many times I've seen Ant & Seb, I'm never gonna skip. That laugh is needed!

    • @darrellhicks9024
      @darrellhicks9024 Před 3 lety +31

      When the video said "You've seen this one skip to 9:18" NO WAY

    • @HH-wv9fm
      @HH-wv9fm Před 3 lety +36

      The best! "cmon move your body" "whoah"

    • @Scratchingforcash
      @Scratchingforcash Před 3 lety +1

      Yeah I hear ya

    • @Ruby...X
      @Ruby...X Před 2 lety

      @@HH-wv9fm XD

    • @kishannaconandoyle1907
      @kishannaconandoyle1907 Před 2 lety +12

      Same thing: Ian Bernardo on American Idol. Never tired to watch him angry escalation against Simon.
      "YOU'RE NOT AMERICAN, YOU CANT JUDGE ME!" He declared war vs Brits! 😁😁😁😁😁

  • @williamj.s.rodriguez4761
    @williamj.s.rodriguez4761 Před 3 lety +954

    Simon:😬
    Danii:🤪
    Cheyl:😮
    Louis:😂

  • @davemathews7890
    @davemathews7890 Před rokem +21

    It's sad when the judges laugh. Even sadder would be inflicting these terrible singers on an unsuspecting world.

  • @felixculpa4192
    @felixculpa4192 Před rokem +32

    I won't lie, sometimes my heart strings really get pulled hard when I see the look of utter dream crushing devastation on the faces and in the eyes of the people who are at least courageous enough to chase their dreams, and in a VERY public and intimidating way. That's more of an accomplishment than most of you here in the comments have ever achieved. Most people never dare chase their dreams in any sort of meaningful way, mostly because they're terrified of failing, rejection, and judgement, instead choosing to grind away at some 9 to 5 that they actually despise, but because literally everyone else is doing it, they're able to convince themselves (deceive themselves is more accurate) that they don't mind their job, even though they'd rather be doing almost anything else. It takes A LOT of guts to find out FOR REAL if you've got what it takes to pull off your lifelong dream, and to do it in this "trial by fire" manner, where the entire world is watching to see if you hit or miss, well, I can't imagine a more frightening way of doing it. Anyway, most of the time, though, I'm onboard with most of you here, but some of the rejected contestants get this look of devastation on their faces, and my damn conscience just tears me apart when that happens!! Lol....

    • @rosie6
      @rosie6 Před rokem +5

      Exactly. Ur completely correct. No matter what I think they are amazing for their courage.

    • @gardenjoy5223
      @gardenjoy5223 Před 2 měsíci +2

      Well, thank you for having a heart. But what makes you so sure, that the people, who enjoy watching this are mostly in 9 to 5 jobs they hate? And there are a LOT of other dreams to pursue, than becoming a world famous singer!!!
      We've just found out, there's another way of getting weeded out: apply for a singing job at a vacation park. When they don't even want you there, for sure you're no star.

    • @XluthiferX
      @XluthiferX Před 2 měsíci

      I especially think it's a lot better when they don't act too offended too, it hurts but the ones who take it with stride and understand the reasoning. At least they tried and took it amicably even if it crushed them. That's a lot braver then i could be lol

    • @GroovyKinda
      @GroovyKinda Před měsícem +1

      Did you feature in this compilation by any chance??? 😂

    • @gardenjoy5223
      @gardenjoy5223 Před měsícem

      @@GroovyKinda That's not a groovy comment. Not even kinda. That's just revealing in public that you are immature and don't understand more mature emotions.
      People with more empathy than others, are also easily hurt.
      Now why on earth would you try to belittle the original poster and shame him?
      The shame is all yours now. We see right through you, bully baby.

  • @mariaxy5643
    @mariaxy5643 Před 3 lety +424

    I love how Louis enjoy bad auditions 😂😂😂

    • @aliencyborg3660
      @aliencyborg3660 Před 3 lety +24

      He enjoys them as much as we do! 😂
      The crazy ones are the entertainment 😆👍

    • @djdeemz7651
      @djdeemz7651 Před 5 měsíci

      He certainly enjoyed Jedward

  • @worklion50
    @worklion50 Před 3 lety +436

    Everyone on this MUST be Egyptian... 'cuz they spend a lot of time in de nile

  • @kaidyer8761
    @kaidyer8761 Před rokem +36

    Louie laughing the entire time😂

  • @kristinburton4953
    @kristinburton4953 Před 3 měsíci +40

    RIP Ariel Burdett, the iconic Holistic Vocal Coach who provided one of the most legendary moments on TV.

  • @TakeasRealm
    @TakeasRealm Před rokem +644

    why would anyone ever skip the iconic ant and seb audition, its arguably one of the most memorable moments of the entire franchise 😂

    • @User-3O3
      @User-3O3 Před rokem +62

      I usually skip it because I've seen it that many times.

    • @davemathews7890
      @davemathews7890 Před rokem +33

      They weren't that bad, just weird.

    • @thedarkerknight2188
      @thedarkerknight2188 Před rokem +8

      @@davemathews7890 would you pay money to see them?

    • @davemathews7890
      @davemathews7890 Před rokem +25

      @@thedarkerknight2188 I wouldn't. But then I would not pay to see anyone at all from X Factor or American Idol. I blame American Idol for totally fucking up American music.

    • @clhanji.
      @clhanji. Před rokem +35

      @@davemathews7890 honestly if the yellow shirt was kicked out he’d be fine.

  • @bella-to8hh
    @bella-to8hh Před 4 lety +269

    act: *is clearly awful*
    louis: what's your second song??????

  • @BerryTrekkin
    @BerryTrekkin Před měsícem +4

    Ant: "Mum I want to audition for X Factor!"
    Ant & Seb's mum: "Ok fine, but only if you bring your brother."
    Seb: "Come on move your body"

  • @maryjanefloyd3118
    @maryjanefloyd3118 Před rokem +20

    I love when Louie asks for a second song 😂

  • @n1yK
    @n1yK Před 3 lety +195

    good singers: ugh im so bad
    bad singers: *I CaN sElL mOrE TrAcKs THan WiTneY hOuStAn*

  • @amaram-b382
    @amaram-b382 Před 3 lety +216

    Lois: “What is your second song”
    Simon “NO!”
    Had me dead

  • @KardboardKenny
    @KardboardKenny Před 6 měsíci +18

    i've had a crappy day. i needed this belly laugh. thank you so much.

  • @TheMathias456
    @TheMathias456 Před 2 lety +388

    The contestant at 16:09, Phillip Blackwell, was sentenced to life in prison with a minimum of 9 years in July of 2020 after he plead guilty to charges stemming from sexual assaults on nine women over the course of 22 years. The judge called him one of the most dangerous offenders he'd ever had appear in his court.

    • @venti9695
      @venti9695 Před 2 lety +52

      oh damn

    • @queerukuleleplayer
      @queerukuleleplayer Před rokem +122

      He gave me the instant creeps even when I saw it the first time all those years ago. Can you imagine the power he would have had as a celebrity? Could have been another Weinstein type situation.

    • @Frank75288
      @Frank75288 Před rokem +1

      Ariel 44:22 stabbed herself in the throat , must have got fed up of people taking the piss *R.I.P*

    • @PatchedUpTwice
      @PatchedUpTwice Před rokem +1

      @@queerukuleleplayer - I found him creepy too. I just found the story of his sentencing: he’s a real sicko. Committed a string of stranger rapes over decades and even videotaped himself committing some of the rapes. I hope he rots in prison.

    • @RestorativeRenaissance
      @RestorativeRenaissance Před rokem +52

      Wow, he was in charge of kids 😮

  • @pambrown8697
    @pambrown8697 Před 4 lety +480

    I love these dillusional people.

    • @yaboyee3911
      @yaboyee3911 Před rokem +9

      It’s unbelievable how delusional they are.

    • @yaboyee3911
      @yaboyee3911 Před rokem +1

      @How to dispose a 'ز' I’m not sure,but something is wrong with them.They’re pickled or something lol

    • @meinenklinke
      @meinenklinke Před 8 měsíci

      I’m in a bit of a pickle because I didn’t find them dillusional.

    • @faisalmujahed
      @faisalmujahed Před 6 měsíci

      @@yaboyee3911ز ؟

    • @levent.a.7280
      @levent.a.7280 Před 19 dny

      Delusional

  • @aryabolton2949
    @aryabolton2949 Před 4 měsíci +8

    Everytime I re-watch this, and I see Cyril get 4 yeses, I can't help but smile, and be so happy for him. I didn't watch the whole season, however I hope he had the absolute time of his life ❤😊

  • @sophisticatedsartjie
    @sophisticatedsartjie Před 5 měsíci +12

    I've been singing "we're having a gangbang" all morning 😢😢😢😢 1:36:38

  • @wayneedward9621
    @wayneedward9621 Před 4 lety +192

    I love Simon's reaction when Louis says," Do you have a second song?".

  • @carrie9533
    @carrie9533 Před 4 lety +400

    The guy who held the long note was just convincted of being a rapist. His name is Philip Blackwell if anyone wants to look it up.

    • @laurriebaurrie
      @laurriebaurrie Před 4 lety +117

      just looked this up, it's on bbc news and everything. I feel nauseous now

    • @angelawilliams4239
      @angelawilliams4239 Před 4 lety +50

      I looked them up too. .......sickening and disgusting.

    • @fawnieee
      @fawnieee Před 4 lety +55

      And the "academic perspective" at around the 45:00 mark has most likely committed suicide.

    • @leemorgan4799
      @leemorgan4799 Před 4 lety +27

      I guess he, Phlip Blackwell didn't know what No meant.

    • @PsychoticEmo
      @PsychoticEmo Před 3 lety +9

      Richella River she dies a couple months ago stabbed in the neck. Age 36.

  • @delladamson
    @delladamson Před 3 měsíci +7

    I've watched so many of these compilations, and 9 times out of 10 it's just the same few repeated auditions. You actually managed to find ones I'd somehow never seen before! Thanks for all the effort you put into these.
    EDIT - oh I gotta add though, I don't understand why Cyril is in here, he was great!

  • @ElraeKotze
    @ElraeKotze Před rokem +9

    “A 180 copies Simon” 😂😂😂

  • @Technicallyimright
    @Technicallyimright Před 3 lety +367

    This show is living proof that if someone looks like a weirdo, they most likely are, a weirdo.

  • @patrickoconnell9912
    @patrickoconnell9912 Před 3 lety +194

    I felt so happy that the eighty year old man got four yes

  • @TheShadtally
    @TheShadtally Před 9 měsíci +11

    I would never skip Ant and Seb pure gold for the worst of the worst

  • @carolinesconcertvids860
    @carolinesconcertvids860 Před rokem +8

    When the guy who gave Simon his CD, the one with the Canadian girl, started screeching my dog started whining. For a split second I thought my dog was him. That's how bad it was

    • @PatchedUpTwice
      @PatchedUpTwice Před rokem +1

      Simon nailed it when he said listening to them screech at each other was like being at the zoo. I’m sure your dog sounds much better than he does.

    • @chloebywater174
      @chloebywater174 Před 7 dny +1

      Poor dog 😂

  • @BabbleOn777
    @BabbleOn777 Před 4 lety +396

    Ant and Seb? Yeah...The blond guy actually had looks and talent (not my type, but he was alright, compared to many...he held a tune, pitch...and he is classically handsome..) But his partner, the 'echo artist' (LOL!) ruined it.

  • @user-et1ve4ol2y
    @user-et1ve4ol2y Před 4 lety +283

    the little ʷʰᵒᵃ at 7:18 gets me every time

  • @tommackay7433
    @tommackay7433 Před 6 měsíci +11

    Some of those people must have been kidding.

  • @lovealways1992
    @lovealways1992 Před 10 měsíci +8

    These shows are so telling. It showcases delusion and arrogance comes in all shapes and sizes from every corner of the world.

  • @hquiggers7218
    @hquiggers7218 Před 4 lety +166

    Shirley: yes im single
    Shirleys employment status: Housewife
    erm

    • @AlirioAguero2
      @AlirioAguero2 Před 3 lety +10

      Divorced mother? Widow? Helpful live-in aunt? Idk... the info certainly sounds messy.

    • @messamommy
      @messamommy Před 3 lety +1

      I agree ant wasn't that bad seb was.. lol

    • @xtonibx5770
      @xtonibx5770 Před 3 lety +6

      @@messamommy what

    • @gokuxsephiroth4505
      @gokuxsephiroth4505 Před 3 lety +3

      Hm.... Potential cheater or did they forget "Homemaker" is a thing?

    • @karinakelpien4171
      @karinakelpien4171 Před 3 lety +4

      Yup so she lied bc she is in love with Louie

  • @hoganishero5644
    @hoganishero5644 Před 4 lety +318

    It’s edited so good so you just feel like there’s no cuts

  • @sw6188
    @sw6188 Před 5 měsíci +5

    i was thinking that Dreamtime sounded like two cats being dragged backwards through a fence, and then Simon goes and tells a subsequent contestant they sound like two cats being stood on. 🤣🤣

  • @JazzyGirlyy
    @JazzyGirlyy Před 4 měsíci +5

    *Silence*
    2:36 “what is your second song?” 😂

  • @florencej1167
    @florencej1167 Před 3 lety +119

    That 80 year old man was just a dime 😭😭❤️

    • @KristenDETW
      @KristenDETW Před 3 měsíci +7

      That was absolutely adorable. Good on them for being so kind to him.

  • @callunmcveigh4482
    @callunmcveigh4482 Před 4 lety +522

    Never clicked so fast in my life

    • @stretchjames352
      @stretchjames352 Před 4 lety +12

      I was two hours late but as soon as I saw it in my notifications I was on it like white on rice

    • @redmoneylady2213
      @redmoneylady2213 Před 4 lety +3

      Infamous C, me too. I have the best laughs. 🤣😂

    • @redmoneylady2213
      @redmoneylady2213 Před 4 lety +2

      @@stretchjames352 , 🤣😂🤣😂 Me too

    • @FreakinAyobaMan
      @FreakinAyobaMan Před 4 lety +4

      Was driving to work when I got the notification. Now I'm on my tea break with no tea in sight except for this video

    • @Saviibaby12
      @Saviibaby12 Před 4 lety

      Right 😂

  • @odionsmailbox
    @odionsmailbox Před 7 měsíci +7

    My favourites so far:
    - Ariel Burdett
    - Ant & Seb
    - Holly Jervis
    - Dreamtime
    - Ant & Seb
    - Mums On The Run
    - Hard Wearin'
    - Phill Blackwell
    - Ashwin Abinashi
    - Suzanne Gay
    - Rachel Roberts
    - Vicky Maxted
    - Auditions that get really hot from 1:02:39 (Especially Rochelle Muirhead)

    • @Luzei_arts
      @Luzei_arts Před 3 měsíci

      Bro really likes Ant & Seb

  • @chrisjohnson5014
    @chrisjohnson5014 Před rokem +5

    I lost it when the dude/lady said he was better than Kylie Minogue and Dani looked at him like “Do what now?” 😂😂

  • @KatAct
    @KatAct Před 4 lety +168

    My phone started buffering when that dude was holding the long note 🤣

  • @JeddtheJedi
    @JeddtheJedi Před 4 lety +63

    "You're just a little chicken. Cheep cheep chirpy chirpy cheep!”

  • @SagasInStitches
    @SagasInStitches Před 6 měsíci +6

    20:08 The awkward look on Louis face when she keeps eyecontact after saying she's single.. >.

  • @maria7689
    @maria7689 Před 11 měsíci +9

    Louie cracks me up the way he laughs so much 😂

  • @booboodafoo3247
    @booboodafoo3247 Před 2 lety +53

    The fact that you made a note to say “skip forward you’ve prolly seen this” makes you a real one.

  • @ongogablogean4920
    @ongogablogean4920 Před 3 lety +117

    I crack up when they’re terrible and Louis asks if they have a second song

  • @huansun66
    @huansun66 Před 6 měsíci +6

    I love that Louis giggles like a little boy 😅

  • @barbaraperry5023
    @barbaraperry5023 Před 4 měsíci +4

    What astonishes me is that so many people have absolutely no idea what they sound like -
    I can't imagine going for a big audition like this without recording myself and listening to the results beforehand! 😲

  • @The_book_wizard86
    @The_book_wizard86 Před 2 lety +91

    Ant and Seb is probably my most favourite “bad” audition, even though it’s not bad it’s incredibly entertaining 😂😂 for me it’s when the security guard storms towards them and they don’t even flinch lol. Ant and death 💀 brilliant

    • @hyeneacrete6777
      @hyeneacrete6777 Před 3 měsíci

      That can't be serious! They did a joke for make laughting their buddies, is not it??? WTF is that!? How that can be real!? How can they believe they are good!? Damn! If they doing that for women, 😂 they run away or death by laughts! The second who make choir, if we call that choir, he stinks the defeat! He is already a looser, just in his way of moove! He seems to have all misery of world on shoulders! Damn! Wake up boys!

  • @ChongChin
    @ChongChin Před 4 lety +262

    10:17 11:47 31:50 37:10 53:19 1:22:38 just gonna bookmark these auditions so i come back and laugh lmaoo

    • @namjesusiswatching2083
      @namjesusiswatching2083 Před 3 lety +16

      Thx u marked the best ones 😂

    • @miaanderson5087
      @miaanderson5087 Před 3 lety +10

      Lmao yes💀😂

    • @prixywkeys2725
      @prixywkeys2725 Před 3 lety +5

      @@miaanderson5087 yes I was gonna do that thanks man it’s the same additions I wanted 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🥲🥲🥲🥲😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🥲🥲🥲🤣🤣😂😂😅😂🤣😂😅🤣🥲🥲🥲

    • @KeshaIsSaved
      @KeshaIsSaved Před 3 lety +6

      Omgg you got good taste of laughter o😂😂😂❤️

    • @atomsmasher703
      @atomsmasher703 Před 3 lety +7

      I love 53:19. The air humping gets me everytime, lmao.

  • @evaschroeder4614
    @evaschroeder4614 Před rokem +6

    The ready for this jelly guy was hilarious.

  • @Sillysoft
    @Sillysoft Před rokem +24

    Wait, guy spends 3 years revamping himself and actually sounds ok, but they all say no? But a old lady who sings about gang beoangs gets in? WTF?

    • @GOODMUSIC670
      @GOODMUSIC670 Před 18 dny +1

      Yeah, honestly, I agreed with most of their feedback but that guy deserved better, I was really upset at Simon for that.

    • @TheScientist43
      @TheScientist43 Před 12 dny +1

      Good point but your comment has me in fucking hysterics!!! 🤣
      An old lady singing about gangbangs gets in 🤣🤣🤣

  • @codii22
    @codii22 Před 4 lety +81

    y’all know we all searched this up because we’re bored in quarantine......

  • @norhamizahshaiffuddin2856
    @norhamizahshaiffuddin2856 Před 4 lety +118

    Yazzzzzzz... Was about to cook dinner for my family, but that can wait.

    • @user-mo3ue1to2o
      @user-mo3ue1to2o Před 3 lety +11

      You made me laugh. They can get cereal😂

    • @lorrymac5465
      @lorrymac5465 Před 3 lety +6

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @aryabolton2949
    @aryabolton2949 Před 6 měsíci +4

    I absolutely 💯 looovvveee Cyril!!! What a gem 💎 of a man!!! I'm so happy that at 80 yrs old, he was able to go and experience his dream for a bit. So few get thst chance in youth. Nevermind having the chance in your twilight years. I wish he was my grandpa ❤😊

  • @wcarson4634
    @wcarson4634 Před 9 měsíci +6

    When they turn around to start their audition I lose it 😂😂😂

  • @rachelalfredo4903
    @rachelalfredo4903 Před 4 lety +227

    GOD BLESS YOU FOR THESE VIDEOS, SERIOUSLY. YOUR CONSISTENCY IS HIGHL APPRECIATED.

    • @annaamber8458
      @annaamber8458 Před 4 lety +12

      We really appreciate you uploading this. Thank you so much for taking the time to this. Hope your having a good lockdown xx

  • @kaycooper8196
    @kaycooper8196 Před 4 lety +155

    Bless their poor tone-deaf hearts...

  • @ruchashinde9735
    @ruchashinde9735 Před rokem +12

    I love the host he is good with every one and no matter how annoying ppl are he handles every one with respect and he gets same respect in return. He is a perfect host and cute one❤❤❤

    • @gardenjoy5223
      @gardenjoy5223 Před 2 měsíci

      He's a total CREEP! He keeps kissing contestants! That's SO beyond all borders! He ought to have been fired on the spot.
      And he's very insincere as well. He just tells people, what they want to hear.
      And you fell for that?!

  • @sasukeuchiha8801
    @sasukeuchiha8801 Před rokem +6

    27:04 don't go chasing waterfalls 😂😂

  • @peterlambert6989
    @peterlambert6989 Před rokem +11

    I have a great idea for a TV show. It involves Simon Cowl and Gordon Ramsay. Simon should cook a gourmet dinner, and Gordan should sing a song and do a little dance. I'd watch that;

  • @satturnny8389
    @satturnny8389 Před 4 lety +163

    You are doing God’s Work during this quarantine

  • @Mnmidnight22
    @Mnmidnight22 Před 2 lety +68

    I love how Louie always just busts out laughing

  • @deedeeanduh-oh7962
    @deedeeanduh-oh7962 Před rokem +7

    I LOVE THE FIRST COUPLE SINGING "COME BACK BABY "
    I WATCHED IT OVER AND OVER LAUGHING SOOOO HARD!

  • @amandalove2657
    @amandalove2657 Před rokem +16

    Anytime I see loui laughing or his face expressions I can't help but laugh too. Would be fun to be a judge with him.

  • @Ms.AnnDrist
    @Ms.AnnDrist Před 2 lety +190

    The lady who came back for the 3rd time, Simon was actually really REALLY nice to her for someone in her position. He seemed to genuinely like her. He wanted to let her down as realistically but gently as possible. He showered her with compliments I truly believe he meant, in between keeping it real with her as softly as I have ever seen him do to someone.

    • @codybarry8204
      @codybarry8204 Před 2 lety +20

      I really liked that that. I think he knows how expensive dental wok is! He knows she did it for him. Thats has to warm his little black heart🖤 lol i love Simon.

    • @stinks7065
      @stinks7065 Před rokem +18

      Yes! I think Simon does have a very nice side and I love it when he lets it show. That lady was such a dear and I'm glad that she found the motivation to change and became more confident through that, even if her reason to do it at first was to impress someone else.

  • @Bluegirlfriday
    @Bluegirlfriday Před 4 lety +99

    37.00 - Never Ever wear an Old White Bra with a Black Dress. Espesh when your going on National Television!!

    • @slit4659
      @slit4659 Před 3 lety

      BLUE....It MIGHT help ANT....The guy on the Right...The SPOKESMAN for the soon to be "WORLD WIDE SELLING ARTISTS".

    • @SleepyyRam
      @SleepyyRam Před 3 lety +1

      37:00

  • @misspuddin_
    @misspuddin_ Před 5 měsíci +4

    I always come back to watch bad X factor auditions videos for a good laugh

  • @devinw5150
    @devinw5150 Před měsícem +3

    For the life of me, I don’t understand how these people actually think they can sing.

  • @fabianatrindade56
    @fabianatrindade56 Před 3 lety +70

    28:26 Ohh my lord this grandpa is so adorableeeee!
    "I'm 80 years old but I feel half my age"
    "All my life I wanted to be a big star but I never made it"
    So cute!!! 😭❤
    Edit: he got 4 yesses! OMG 😃😃😃

  • @TheGreekPianist
    @TheGreekPianist Před 3 lety +120

    Look, I’m a musician (I play several different instruments) but I know damn well I can’t sing. I don’t see how these people aren’t self-aware and don’t acknowledge it. They’re completely oblivious to their bad voices. When I try to sing I immediately know it’s out of tune. How do they not know?! 🤯🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @Michelle-ir5yy
      @Michelle-ir5yy Před 3 lety +14

      They're tone deaf, that's why

    • @therevengeofthefupacabra6911
      @therevengeofthefupacabra6911 Před 3 lety +5

      Do you play the spoons though? 😁

    • @user-hf3tc3su1b
      @user-hf3tc3su1b Před 3 lety +8

      Because people in their lives and the producers lie to them and convince them that they can sing. It makes me have sympathy but also disappointment in them

    • @pawanj1019
      @pawanj1019 Před 2 lety +1

      at least you're likely an exceptionally fluent pianist :)❤️

    • @fmrules94
      @fmrules94 Před 2 lety +9

      Arrogance is a pretty strong thing to have. It totally blinds you, thinking you could do anything. Even if you're shite at it. Makes me think of some people I had to put up with in my Performing Arts course.

  • @SueRosalie
    @SueRosalie Před 3 měsíci +9

    These people just can't hear themselves. Guaranteed they never bothered to record their own singing and play it back to hear themselves. They also seem to think that some kind of magic thing will happen when they go on stage and they will miraculously have a voice they don't have.

    • @theirishcailin333
      @theirishcailin333 Před měsícem

      Ah no they have to be able to hear themselves without recording themselves surely! I have a terrible singing voice and honestly wouldn't inflict it on anyone

  • @kanini43
    @kanini43 Před 6 měsíci +5

    I’m waiting for the day with a girl saying, “I’m better than Whitney Houston!”, then she sings, and Simon says, “Wow! You are indeed better than Whitney!” 🎉