Quarantine Content is Getting WEIRD - KISSING The CORONAVIRUS
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This book was probably written with the following premise in mind:
If you can't beat it, f*ck it.
Yes I think so too 🤣🤣🤣
Zeus' fix to everything
Hasn't that worked pretty well for humanity so far?
Or alternatively if you can’t beat it... beat it 👀
Underrated comment.
Lady, when we heard about the virus and said “we’re f**ked,” this is not what we meant.
well somebody took it too literally
Not with this attitude
DEAD
😩😩😂😂😂💀💀
😂😂😂😂😂😂
*Beginning of the book:* 19 ferrets
*End of book:* 18 ferrets
what happened there
Obviously she sold enough copies to buy another ferret.
Someone got a little too hungry....
Rip Ferret #19
CoRoNaViRuS
Here lies #19 it's ovaries clashed together like cymbals.
"made her ovaries clash together" ... I think my ovaries just clashed together at hearing this sentence. Just thinking about this is painful.
I don't even know how that happens. Testes maybe, but ovaries? It doesn't even work as a metaphor because it doesn't sound pleasant at all.
I don't have ovaries but even I can feel there's something fundamentally wrong with that sentence
mine did the same, and im a cis male
@@zyaicob well...
1) Ovaries are on the inside of the body
2) they are not like testes that have skin, they're regular internal organs and are thus very fragile
3) they are very far away as they are on each side of the uterus, so clashing them together would be biologically catastrophic
That's the sort of thing I'd expect from a Rocky Flintstone novel.
HE’S MEAN
HE’S GREEN
HE’S COVID-19
He atac
He don't protec
And also he infec...t
Had to do it, i'm sorry
Dammit I can't hate this
This made me ugly laugh
Lol
BAHAHAHAHA OMFG 😂
An erotica called “Kissing the Coronavirus” is the exact kind of novella to be written by someone who also owns nineteen ferrets.
That's 18 too many ferrets from what is considered normal.
One like to 666
Hey, ferrets are great. Don't blame the ferrets.
Also two is about normal.
Thats 1 ferrett too much
What kind of psycho gets more than the normal 18 amounts of ferrets
@@Kmkmkms ferrets do better in groups of two
Me, an autistic who already spends most of their time alone: man, I wonder how the neurotypicals are doing during isolation
The neurotypicals:
Ayy fellow autistic person!! Hi, I am enjoying my free alone time with no pressure to have to go socialise because of the pandemic. :D
Hi fellow atustic person
why hello
Yep. I only need to socialize with my online friends
Autistics unite
"You were supposed to destroy the coronavirus, NOT SHAG IT!"
Slay the coronavirus, not lay it
"You understame my power!"
Omg 🤣😂
Wait, is your profile picture the spanish republican flag?
@@aitanafernandezherrero3238 Well, it's the flag of the International Brigades, but they are pretty much the same
“His eyes were striking like a goat’s but without the sideways pupils” there’s no way this wasn’t written as a joke
Omg that part had me rolling. She really did a great job taking the piss out of everyone.
Yeah, every one has fantasies about goat eyed man 😳😳😳😣
Since the whole thing about goat's eyes being striking is *because* of sideways pupils, I have to wonder how they are still "striking" without that.
Author must find goat eyes striking I guess 🤨
roselover411 maybe they’re rectangles still but vertical?
So can we all agree that this book is proof that social distancing and self isolation is finally driving people insane.
Well the author description said she was having a lot of sex during quarantine, so she was most certainly not distancing from at least one other person ;)
@SleepySera Now I’m worried for the ferrets...
@@janwel74 oh God no💀
We were all insane before the outbreak had even started.
Idk man.... anyone who just has 19 ferrets is prrrooooobably already a lil on the edge
The dislikes are from the author’s ferrets using multiple accounts.
𝚙 𝚎 𝚛 𝚏 𝚎 𝚌 𝚝
I agree
"The bulge in his trouser was almost like a medium sized python"
💀💀💀💀💀
Just almost
**Romance novel between a woman and coronavirus exists**
Me : "Do you ever think that God stays in heaven because he too lives in fear of what he created?"
Yes. I would.
And this is now my favorite comment.
Spy kids 2 got deep
Yes.
Thought it's either that or he's just too embarrassed of it and wants to forget it even exists.
okay I'm sorry "Covid-19th Century" is genius
love this crossover💖
my two queens 👸
Why is there not more comments here?
Truly
Hi Lindsay
Honestly by the description and last page, Courting the Coronavirus sounds like it might actually be pretty funny.
This is basically the reason why Thanos did what he did on Infinity War.
😂😂Epic Comment
At this point I truly understand why he wanted to kill half the world
@@titismith4955 Scratch that, at this point I understand why he wanted to destroy the entire universe in Endgame.
this book is literally just "People died Kim!"
Today in: The Straights Are Not Okay
🤣🤣🤣
That sent me to the moon 💀
Lmaoooo
Yeah, we're not okay 😂
Bold of you to assume there's no gay version of this story.
Edit: "Scissoring the Coronavirus", you're welcome.
Edit2: "My Handsome Sentient Face Mask Protects Me Despite The Ridiculous Conspiracy Theories That He Won't Also He ..... My Butt" I...think we all went crazy.
19 ferrets. that is significantly more than what would be considered too many ferrets.
LIES! *slams fists on table* that is exactly not enough ferretage- ONE MUST COLLECT ALL THE FERRETS YE CAN!!!
...I don't want to imagine the smell...
But I want anyone who reads this to automatically imagine the smell as they read that. 👍 Enjoy!
13:36 ...Oh... Um... Well I guess there isn't 19 anymore... 😅
3 is probably the max for any pet ( unless it's fish or a horse, or illegal)
COVID-19 ferrets
"The two biggest parts of her life at that moment: The virus and sex."
"She lives in Surrey with her husband and *nineteen ferrets"*
Maybe The Virus, and Sex are the names of her favorite ferrets 🙃
@@unicornburgers302 OMG STOP hahaha
What are the ferrets fo- you know what, never mind.
@@haldanandpako2755 Shh. Don't worry about it
fun fact: female ferrets in heat will get lethal infections and die if left ‘unattended’.
do with that info what you will
I love how youtube linked Covid resources like we're gonna watch this video thinking it's spitting straight facts.
Yeah.
...doesn't it?
@@littleolme7877I'm dead... 🤣🤣🤣
His passion was contagious
His love was deadly
When he was around she felt it was harder and harder to breath
She refused to use protection
Am I doing this right? Is this how people get rich???
You're off to a good start. And keep the breath/breathe typo in there, too. These people never have good editors or editors at all. It'll make you seem more authentic lol
@@msjkramey damn! I need to add more typos and throw an inner goddess there for good measure
I'm rooting for you to get all the money you deserve, it's already better than *some* books I've read
LOL thats what im sayiing. Just write a terrible book, keep the price low and watch the money come in
😂😂 Build a questionable story about it you will be the Next E. L. James
This is the weirdest the Hulk origin story I've ever heard.
No.
@@urdadsleftasshole69 Yes.
@@urdadsleftasshole69 yes
Maybe
𝚘𝚑 𝚑𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚢 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚜𝚊𝚏𝚎
Why does kissing the Corona Virus sounds like a parody of romantic novels? I mean the tag line of "She was supposed to cure to virus instead she fell in love with it" that's like parody material right there. I really wish it was.
Part of me is praying this book is a satire of romance novels-
Nope I think the writer is 100% serious
Im pretty sure it’s actually satire at least that’s what the people on Goodreads and reddit said lmao
Do you people really think books like this are serious. This is a genre.
Keith Redacted you never know dude... some people are uh... **inhale** ya know?
@@keithredacted8154 Yes. EL James exists.
“They just painted a man green,” well, the painted most of a man green. *looks at his hands.
Omg I just noticed they forgot his hand loool
I hadn't even noticed that lol
Omg I just realized 😂
Are we ignoring “Alexa and Covid remained in their embracing embrace”?
And the thick with 3 c's
literally this is a toxic relationship
Literally so underrated
You have now said the sentence:
“...Your Boss’s Pwee Pwee.”
Why hath you done this.
OT!
I suggest auto-hypnosis to forget about this sentence, or this whole book...
**That one meme Beyonce meme**
𝙊𝙉𝙀 𝙏𝙊𝙋𝙄𝘾?!
One Topic????
I would have expected the Click here, not you
"Doctor Gurtlychund was small and had a funny moustache..." and now I'm picturing Doctor Mario.
Please no XD
"It's a me~ Gurtlychund "
I was thinking Poirot o.0
S T O P
Can’t wait for the prequel: Kissing the Great Plague.
Nah..." Booty shake for the Black Plaque.
Banging the Black Death
Ploughing the Polio Virus
Tarrying with Typhoid.
Nah- “Rompin’ with the Retro(virus)”
I can't wait for the sequel, "Pregnant with the Coronavirus"
All infected cells are in fact "pregnant" with virus, with thousands of viral particles, which then get released outside
@@KateeAngel
Actually, SARS-betaCovid2 is an ssRNA polarity positive virus. The taxonomy of this virus type means that it delivers its payload directly to chemical receptor sites without the need to "impregnate" nearby cells. It simply latches to the correct receptor site using its protein spiked envelope and begins to release its chemical payload. It inhibits the correct receptors from binding. It feeds and replicates via extraction and reconstitution of rNA from nearby cell structures. In essence, it's closer to the likeness of the Carnage/Venom symbiote from 90's Spiderman.
Very few viral strains procreate in the method of injecting their own viral strain and "impregnating" other cells. Usually, this is only T7 bacteriophages, and then, only to bacterial cells.
The baby will become the cure
Little rona
T Prime -This comment is sexier than the book.
This makes wattpad fanfics look like classic works of literature
True
Plus it kind of exploits a global tragedy
Wait... this wasnt a wattpad fanfic👀
"I am still gonna try to keep this monetized."
You are extremely optimistic.
Yeah, like...doesn't CZcams auto-demonetize anything that even SAYS either name of the virus?
Coronavirus: Banned on CZcams.
CZcams: We did it boys, Coronavirus is no more.
This makes me want to create a pseudonym that lives in NYC with her 19 armadillos and write smutty ebooks too
Live your dreams, boo.
You go, bro
This made it to Amazon. Gosh, 365 dni made it to Netflix. Just go, dude, a *lot* was possible before but at this point *everything* is
omg 🤣😂🤣😂
I’m almost 99% sure this author is trolling but if she isn’t she needs serious help 🤣
It sounds like a lot of fun to write tho lol
After the "nineteen ferrets" part I figured it was a really fun troll to help her get thru the coronavirus
This was definitely written by a woman with 19 ferrets.
Poor ferrets...
The weirder cousin of the crazy cat lady. The freaky ferret lady.
She must have really hated her boss for her reaction to be “you killed my boss? Awesome, let’s bone”.
She spent an unreasonably long time talking about how much she _wasn’t_ attracted to him, so I’m not surprised
“19 ferrets” was all the explanation I needed for this monstrosity
Look, I know it's terribly written, in poor taste, and not erotic in the slightest... but I haven't genuinely laughed this hard in *months.* Bless you M. J. Edwards, I wish you and your eighteen ferrets well.
Edit: I'm aware it's 19 ferrets now, but I'm keeping the post at 18 so y'all who've been commenting the number "19" don't seem crazy.
How dare you forget the nineteenth ferret
Their husband is the nineteenth ferret
Please check out Chuck Tingle's books if you need a pickmeup!
it's fucking hilarious everyone is taking it so seriously and I'm just laughing at the absurdity
@@idontneedaname318 No no no. People taking it seriously is the part of the fun. Don't shame them. I need this as much as possible.
I did not realize how blessed I was five minutes ago when I lived in a world where I didn’t know these books existed 😭
Go watch the Video from caleb Joseph. That will help 😉
"Dead Dove: Do Not Eat." the novel.
😂
Sounds more like a crack fic
Gosh...
"Have you become erotic fiction writers?"
Actually yeah. Decided to start a completely trash self insert novel for profit. If others can do it, fuck it I will, too.
* sincere applause *
I've read free Wattpad stories with better characterization and writing
I've read an Undertale X-Reader that was better than this
I’ve read fan fiction based on fan fiction that was better than this
I’ve read wattpad smut better than this
But, men, in Wattpad, it gets so worse somedays.
I've read bts × reader smut better than this.
"I'm sure there's a lot of people writing depraved fiction out there right now"
Ma'am, the fanfictions I've seen in this quarantine, you would not believe it.
Can you give us a worst of?
@@mrsscreamgirl5332 well, depravity Omegaverse heat Quarantine fanfics aside, the all time worst would be BLM Protest Alternate Universe Fanfic. That was a thing. Cop!Kirishima x Protester!Bakugou too.
oh god
Aukefi F holy shit I’m about to crydjfjskks
I have several questions about this
"Laugh one minute and be disappointed the next" is 2020 in a nutshell.
Also, "Gurtlychund" sounds like a C- attempt at an Indian surname. :D
Nah homie it sounds like some Harry Potter bullshit
Sounds straight up like a german name
@@greenapple1470 As a German, it sounds like it could be Dutch if you really stretch it.
It sounds like Swedish or STH to me
“I kissed a virus and I liked it. The taste of his green lips it felt so wrong it felt so right” for some reason my head came up with this so yea....
Amanda: he's green, he's mean
Me: he's covid-19
Underrated
This woman really said "Release my crack fic for public consumption." And I respect that.
I like the idea of the CDC meeting up and being like " wear masks!" " Wash hands for twenty seconds!" random guy in corner " uhhh...has anyone tried to fuck it?"
“A HOT MAN-DOG”
“LOVE LOTION”
mom come pick me up i'm scared
Mom says she can't, her and Covid are busy, it will be 30 minutes to a couple hours depending on how bad her pneumonia gets
Guys CZcams is providing some helpful information about covid under this video but I think I can add one.
DON'T ENGAGE IN RELATIONS with the virus. You're welcome.
In all seriousness, I hope you and your loved ones are doing well in these absolutely batshit times, stay safe!
damn there goes my friday plans
Good thing I've never went near the virus.
Great! Now i gotta go cancel my plans for saturday
Tell us you've got this story _all_ wrong? The _entire thing_ was simply a demented fever dream.... right? Pretty please?? 😣
Too late, already did. And now I'm expecting its baby. Obviously I'm now obligated to write an awful novel about it ;)
“made her ovaries clash together like cymbals”
*OMFG*
"warble: (verb) sing softly and with a succession of constantly changing notes."
Uhhh...I have questions.
Bet you anything Netflix will take this one up in a few years.
It'd fit right into their lineup! Terrible is the only requirement.
I sincerely hope so.....I want to experience this on TV someday with the Mrs. >:p
The lower the quality the better
God forbid it. I don't want this story to be popular.
I sure as hell hope so - and the sooner the better!
2017: the shape of water
2020: the shape of covid
The story sounds like it's been written by an AI. Especially the part where the Virus first says that it doesn't know who it is but then just straight up says: yep, i know who I am.
I love how utterly sarcastic this story feels. Like she typed Thicc with two c's. she knew.
Both books have covers where the lady looks like she's getting off with the Hulk. And yet, whenever the virus is shown in the media and whatnot it's red. Or at least has red on it. They handed that to you and a Goddamn silver plater.
This and red is associated with love/passion/erotica
In the media I've seen there was a lot (really a lot) of green ones though, too. It might depend on the country or what some is reading/watching etc.
@@tymondabrowski12 Well I'm in the UK and whenever I've seen it it's straight up red or mostly red.
Maybe they didn’t anyone thinking it was the Devil or a demon. I don’t know. There’s probably no explanation.
I've only seen it green sometimes green with red tips
Im in California
Hot man-dog sounds like a science hybrid abomination
Uh..Doctor Moreau just called- *_He said he wants his creation back!_*
It is content like this that leads me to continually believe that the literal ONLY reason I'm not a famous author is just because I _haven't finished _*_writing_*_ a book._ That's it. That's gotta be the only reason. BECAUSE SO MUCH OF _THIS_ IS ON THE _MARKET,_ MAN!
Every time Amanda questions her life decisions about reading the book, I question mine about watching this video. Like, I could have completely avoided ever clicking on this video. I could have clicked off in middle at any time... But it's like a train wreak. You know you're going to see horrible things, heck you might be in path of it, but you just can't look away.
I ❤️ you, Amanda. But what have either of us done to disserve this? Why do you do this to me AND to yourself?
Ad revenue (and the lols). We've all gotta eat.
"Covid-19th Century"...
Why are we doing this to ourselves
Like
That like feels strangely ominous
The straights are not ok....
Are they ever?
Hahahaahahha 😂😂🤣🤣
they haven't been able to go to barbecues all summer long and it's finally driven them insane
\\ not just barbecues
*ITS THE BAR TOO*
@@stupidass69420 to quote a literary masterpiece "[a place where you can] party like the little whore she was at the fraternities and sororities" 2:39
I like the Covid-19 fact check CZcams added. Thanks, I was at risk of thinking this story was real and CZcams saved my life.
**During a zoom chat**
Friend: I want to go outside! F*ck this virus!
M.J Edwards: **Inspired gasp** thats a great idea!
Friend: ....what?
The depraved fiction I'm writing isn't even being uploaded. Because I have something called... Shame?
And self awareness?
Though I have to admire M.J's... Guts? Bravery?? I don't know.
I just know
I dont like it
Don't let your dreams be lost Amazon revenue, get your money
@@AmandaTheJedi Don't tempt me like this.
My future employer might just find it.
@@elvingearmasterirma7241 use a pseudonym
Can we all just bully ElvinGearMaster into publishing this thing?
Maybe Amanda will review it if it is good/bad enough. (Strive for both~!)
go for it! if someone can write about doing the nasty with a virus or real dinosaurs you can too.
Imagine asking a girl out she answered, "No I'm dating Covid..."
@SweetLuna Apparently someone in California got personalized license plates for two cars with Hindi words for "mother" and "f#@ker" and when the California Dept of Motor Vehicles caught on they sent a notice stating that the "f#@ker" license plate would have to be exchanged. So... There's hope, maybe, that the Covid name will get addressed. Corona was already a surname, so that one might be left alone. Then again, people name their kids random crap all the time, so probably not.
"I-I just died in your arms tonight..." you shouldn't take COVID to bed.
The regular death, not the Shakespearean "little death."
Reminds me of that old meme “You’re supposed to slay the dragon, not lay the dragon!”
The extraverts have really lost their minds
7:46 the final straw for me was the unironic use of the word thicc
what makes you say this whole book is unironic
I can't believe people can actually have the guts to publish this stuff 🤣 kissing the coronavirus?!
I mean who doesn't daydream about kissing a virus
KawaiiCartoons ikr, so glad it’s not just me...
The grind never stops
Imagine going through the horrendous trauma of losing a loved one to covid and then finding out this exists....
I heard “love lotion” and I wanted to throw my phone across that room that is so not it sis
It reminds me of Patton Oswalt’s comedy bit about clean smut sounding grosser than saying the “vulgar” terms:
“I’m gonna fill your hoo-ha with goof juice!”
@@cremetangerine82 Oh god that's horrible
There's also a considerable body of literature of dinosaur erotica.
And the titles are comedy gold. The best titles are “The Billionaire Dinosaur Turned Me GAY”, “Pimp Dino”, “Space Raptor Butt Invasion”, “Horny Thumbs of the Iguanadon” and “Pharma Bro Pounded in the Butt by Comedian T-Rex Bill Murky and a Clan of Triceratops Rappers Trying to Get Their Album Back”.
Gotta love Chuck Tingle lol
keep Chuck out of this we respect one erotica author only
but legit he's actually denounced this entirely because he feels it's capitalizing on a tragedy
@@fivefoxesinatrenchcoat1744 i immediately knew that this was Chuck Tingle
Ohh God 🤣
The Romance genre is incredibly large and varied. So large, in fact, that self-parody is a thing. The mistake non-readers make is thinking that the fandom takes it all super-serious.
Exactly. I know a romance writer who writes "normal" romance novels with the usual tropes, but every now and then she'll write one for fun that's just taking the piss out of the whole genre.
And if you can make your work stand out, even just by being so utterly ridiculous (and intentionally so), well, what better way to get your name out there to any potential agents?
I don't care. It's hilarious regardless!
"She'd thought that launching Covid into the Hadron Collider and sending it back to the past was a mistake, but-"
WHAT.
"It had put an end to her ability to party like the little [who]re she was"
I legit bust out laughing at this. 10/10 writing right there! lmao
I sometimes worry that my books won't go over well.
Then I see that stuff like this exists.
And I don't worry as much.
If this trash can get published, my books, which have decent plots and characters and are actual stories can too.
I can write better fanfiction than this
YASSS GURL ! Believe in yourself ‘
I’m sure you’re doing fine. There’s a plethora of dino erotica on Amazon.
I am in the same boat.
It fills me we rage that shit like this is allowed to be published. It ruines the artform
@@Emrys91 It was self published so she didn't even go to a publisher. You can self publish anything
I really feel like I should become an author. This whole time what was holding me back was that I thought I had to be able to create good stories...
True lol
Believe me, people won't like it or won't care because people love this kind of kinky sh*t but do write this world need good story
Oh, trust me, if this sells we both can become best seller authors in a jiffy!
Oh God my sides!😂
"For the rest of the evening Alexa and Covid remained in their embracing embrace" 😂😂😂
Me an Ace: Wonder what the Allos are up to right now?
Allos:
Next subreddit. R/aretheallosok
"Alexa and Covid remained in their *embracing embrace* " "thrust his warbling member deep into her *pocket of ecstasy* " This story is giving me major " *My inner goddess* is doing a triple axel dismount off the uneven bars" vibes. I'm very convinced that this is satire/parody of Fifty Shades of Grey. I'm pretty sure she purposely tried to make this story as ridiculous sounding as possible in order to troll and make fun of how absurd and terrible the writing is in the Fifty Shades books.
Maybe I'm overthinking this. But E.L. James wrote the Fifty Shades series. "Kissing the Coronavirus" was written by M.J. Edwards. I feel like M.J. Edwards is trying to make fun of E.L. James' pen name. Edwards is for the "E". Or Edwards could be used because of the character of "Edward" from Twilight. J is for "James". And M is the next letter after "L." I could be overthinking this. But I think even her pen name is a troll on the Fifty Shades author. And E.L. James also wrote Twilight fan fiction because she discovered writing after reading Twilight and being in a job she disliked.
This book just shows me that this humanity can't be saved. I'm depressed, I need a cookie.
🍪
Don't be sad.
Being dead is like being an idiot, others pity you, but you lucky don't know about it.
It will be fine
🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪
Idk if that was supposed to be a golden Girls quote but if it was... YAAS SOFIA!
@@bluejaycreations8638 YASSSS SOMEONE KNOWS IT!! She's my spirit animal 😂
Every time she says “Alexa” , my echo dot perks up and is like, yes? You called? No, I didn’t. Amanda did cause she needs a gin and tonic 😆
You gotta appreciate the tenacity of this author she was like “I need money....I know I’ll write erotica about the coronavirus!”
And the best part is that she did make at least some money 🤣
I hate the fact that this exists in the universe but at the same time it's so damn insane I can't stop cackling about it.
"they're just uploading them to free on certain websites"
you can say AO3, amanda. it's okay
Indeed, it's too good to be on wattpad
I believe it! 😂🤣
This is why mass quarantine is a bad idea. People get weird when they aren’t allowed to go outside.
...I'm having a really hard time believing this was written for any other reason than "Lets see what KDP lets me get away with!"
Coronavirus? More like.. poronavirus? Idk I tried to be witty but this just makes me question everything
I'm sure it exists
Pornoravirus, pornvids-69
Pornovirus-69
Or
SARS-Por-420
If this gets adapted into a movie.. I'll SCREAM AND SHOUT🗣️
It did. This is it.
And let it all out
@@jillianakinyi9952 the saying oh wee oh wee oh wee oh
fifty shades of _CORONAVIRUS_
@@factsandlogic.8762 LMFAO 🤣
are we just gonna skip over "embracing embrace" at 12:21
The part when "her ovaries clash together like cymbals" made me realize that we're dealing with a masterpiece
Amanda : do I need alcohol?
Me: yes. No one should have to suffer threw this sober
NINETEEN FERRETS?? is this woman a breeder? If not ... Okay😂
Covid-19 ferrets? It's all connected.
possibly a rescuer
I couldn't imagine the smell
@@indigocrayon520 Oof yeah. For a while I kinda wanted to get a ferret cause they're cute, but when I found out about their spraying habits and how much they smell, I'm like no thanks. I can't imagine having almost 20
Also ... at the start of the video, it's nineteen ferrets ... at the end, it's eighteen. Did one of the poor fellows catch Corona halfway through?
"Hot man dog" is when I died laughing 😂😂
"I can't go into too many specifics"
And thank god for that
Whoever wrote this is an absolute genius. It is getting much traction for the meme value. Supreme comedy. Also whoever wrote it is probably banking some cash out of all of this. Pure genius.
"I'm sure a lot of them are writing depraved fiction and uploading them to free... on certain websites"
*is currently writing a 200k+ word smut fic on ao3 that i started in april*
*sweats nervously*
What's about? I might read it lol
...as long as it’s now about doing it with a virus, I guess it’s okay????
That's impressive tbh
I've written 1275-page fanfic and only part of that during quarantine. The limit does not exist. People don't understand our passion. Any part of it.
I am a microbiologist, and just listening the review of this book is making my head hurt. You had to read this... I feel sorry for you.
10:57
OwO, Cowona-chan, what's this?