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Yeah mate, the Aussie Pub, a dimly lit building full of Tradies & Punters, popular with Australians due to its abundance of Pokies and Parmi's, with every pub having the same glitch of no matter which direction you look you're somehow always facing a 75inch LCD TV screen playing 4 different CGI horse races at once.
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Every Pub Ever... | Garn.
Every RSL Ever...
Every Australian Pub Ever...
Every Punter Ever...
Every Pub Feed Ever...
KENO Lifehack...
A guide to Aussie Pubs...
Written & Directed by Declan Evanson
Murph played by Connor Evanson
we left out that there's always one couple in the smokers havin a absolute domestic about which machine they're feeding their last 50 - please subscribe!
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fuck everytime theres that one smashed up couple going on about god knows what
You forgot about their dumbass kid begging for $5 to have 1 game of pinball in the dingiest corner of the pub from the edge of the over 18s section
time for a re-upload.
Also forgot the closet 50 year old homosexual trying to chat up the straight pissed 20 year old blokes
The guy winning $1500 and pretending he didn't put in $7500 was fucking spot on.
& standing with one knee on the stool in that exact get up with the shirt tucked in that is garunteed whenever ya step in a pokies roomđ
looks a looser, is a looser, feels like a million bucks I bet.
Used to have this guy in our crew that would gamble away his entire month salary in 1 day
Yeah that's just me mum in law
I can't believe they got my dad to be in this video!
Words of absolute comfort:
âI love youâ â
âItâs not your faultâ â
âYeah mateâ â
"$500 AU Falcon"
Yeah mate (I'm Aussie btw lol)
@@galaxykitty9690 Yeah nah mate
Fuck yeah mate
@@brynmorgan579 pfp doesn't make an aussie, I never bothered changing mine in months but was going to. Plus it looks close to how I do. I in fact have blue eyes and blonde hair looks brown due to Melbourne weather being trash.
To anyone outside of Australia watching this these arenât jokes just straight up what every single pub here is like.
As funny as the video is, itâs not even exaggerated. This is exactly how pubs are
Same thing in New Zealand too, so relatable
Yeah plus it seems like a very generic pub. Like 99% of pubs look like this lol. Same food, same beers, same pokie machines, same blue collar worker crowd, Keno etc.
@@kieranwalsh2058 thatâs effectively what I said lol
Pretty much sums up my local spoons in the UK
If any non-Australian's want to learn about Australian culture, Garn is your best source of education.
Itâs spot on eh?
hoorooo
The most default pub meal ever. Chicken parmigiana with chips and salad. đ
But you hold the salad, get a boat of gravy and some chicken salt.
And mushroom gravy mate
But dang it, itâs the most reliable meal you can get
@@somerandomdude6977 it's mainly because it's the only meal that I know I will like. If I order something else, it probably sucks. The other option I always see is scallops and they are bloody disgusting. đ
@@somerandomdude6977 not anymore mate, inflation. $1000 for a steak now
Nothin better than after a 10 hour day in the tools, you head down to the local pub for a schooey and parmi to watch garn and blow 50 bucks on the pokies
Only fidy more like 12hund
@@Shaddow798 I'm the apprentice mate
Itâs like I can read it but I canât at the same time
I always get a parmi at a new place, if its not good I don't come back.
because screwing up a simple parmi should be impossible.
Your all on the fun snorkel fellas, 10 hours on the fkn tools?....cmon..I'll break it down.
4 hours on tools
2 hours on the spicy salad and/or devils dandruff
4 hours watchin tiktok.
You know a day is good when Garn uploads.
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Why does someone comment this every video
â@@watermelon2223 It's a CZcams trend ig đ
best aussie youtuber man
Was just having a convo with one of the Bois and he said stop rn garn has posted
As a Brian who works in HR and used to do pub gigs, I feel personally attacked đ
Thats funny as
Cmon BriâŠ..lend us $50 mate, you know Iâm good for it.
better not have played shannon noll
Did you file a complaint with HR?
That âyeah mateâ is as iconic as âIâll be backâ from the terminator films
Left out the young couple who have bought their screaming kid into the pub to run riot while they eat anything on the menu except the parmi
Or the pubs that put playgrounds in them like it's a McDonald's.
â@@tomoneil8638And call themselves a 'hotel' to try sounding posh
Its incredible that 10 months later and Garn still looks likes he's never once had a shower.
They don't have showers in Australia
The characterâs name is Murph, but yes, that is true.
I feel the sudden urge to go to the pub now.
đđđ donât lose your life savings brother. â€â€â€
1:14 that guy has too much emotion to be a real pokie player, those nanas are stone cold as they sink away their children's inheritance
Lol love it! Unfortunately that $37.50 parma meal ainât a joke đ
What kind of pubs are you all going to? Every pub I've been to in NSW a parmy costs anywhere from $20-$25 lol
@@SkateTutorials93 wharf shed in geelong was $32 for a Parma last week. Had a better parma at my local in my regional town for $25, you'd get 2 serves out of it too.
What's a Parmy?
@@david929190 chicken parmesan
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Chicken Parmigiana.
It's a deep fried breaded chicken breast that has been flattened, usually with sliced tomatoes and cheese on top.
Served with hot chips (fries if you're US) and a salad.
I've already watched the whole video and I can confirm this is another Garn classic
I was in 50 seconds before I pressed that thumbs up, should have done it sooner.
As a Kiwi who works at a TAB-affiliated bar I can confirm that this is a highly accurate representation of our recreational ecosystem.
Don't forget also the ladies of a "questionable profession" who sometimes loiter around the pokies waiting to ingratiate themselves to the next bloke who wins the $500 jackpot.
recereational ecosystem, brilliant
you forgot that one old bloke who's sitting at one of the pokies machines at 9am on a Monday (he's been there on the same chair since 3pm last Saturday) wearing a pair of soiled tracksuit pants feeding the machine his fortnightly pension payment
You forgot half the pokie room being filled with people who were born sometime in the Triassic Period.
Ive worked security at a pub and this is Spot on đ€ŁđđŸ
Same here. Old mate Garn just forgot to mention the time when that drunk guy fell down every flight of stairs
I work at a pub in Australia and I will say everything but the keno plug-in is spot on.
Tbh I donât think our patrons are smart/stupid enough to do that đ€Łđ€Ł
It is going to be a good day when Garn makes a new video
Every Australian can relate to this. đ
Nah.
Yeahnaa... my pubs nowhere near as flash as this!
Not in WA, no pokies out here
@@moose8896 why even live?
â@@thebig0opsyshow505 fair fucking question honestly
Production value on this shoot and the effort put in by everyone was next level!
You know it's a good day when Garn posts a new video.
Such a good one. Good stuff fellas.
yes heâs the best
cheers brother
*Another spot on vid about our Aussie culture*
The most accurate assessment you've done. Why do we do this to ourselves. The TAB has turned the local pub into a pain
No money in booze anymore. No gambling, no pubs.
Loved that Oceanâs 11 esq soundtrack as they try to rig the KenoâŠ.
'Every local footy club ever' im waiting for that one
lol classic đ
I just discovered your videos today. Hilarious đ I'm also Kiwi and lots of what you describe here is also pretty accurate for NZ pubs too
Copy cats
Ohhh, so that explains why all the pool cues are always snapped in halfđ
I really gotta give credit to Declan, heâs probably got the most Aussie talent on CZcams
Doesnât apply to WA, mate: no pokies over here! đđŒđ
Keep it that way, it's ruined pubs!!
@@baabaabaa2293 We only have them in the casino. Theyâre not ever in the RSLs. đđŒ
@@trinkabuszczuk6138 lm in SA...as soon as they got machines the lounge bar became gaming rooms...no more bands...it's ruined it.
Ill have a punt on the nags but not the pokies.
NSW tried to warn us!
Garn's videos are the way I educate my friends and family back home about how life really is like in Australia. Thanks for the educational vids!
Hi-Vis vests are mandatory pub dress codes these days.....
The bloke throwing his hands up after losing, walking away and immediately coming back to a different machine was beyond accurate (I am him)
dont move off the machine now its about to pay big đ€Ł
I'm getting all my information about Australia and its inhabitants from Garn. Can't wait to visit some day and put my vast knowledge of Australian culture to good use.
Keno pamphlets đ
Long time, no see Murph đđ. All the best to you, your family & ALL of your subscribers all the best for a very happy & safe Easter. Love the video mate⊠Love ya work đđ
The part with the virtual racing is so true
Iâve left australia last year⊠was living there for 14 years ! Thanks for posting these⊠Missin it !! Ah man.. no place like it ! Take it easy
I can literally smell the faint scent of ciggies in the air and the warm feel of that shitty blue carpet in every pub from here, spot on XD
Garn is a living Aussie legend - nothing more Aussie than having a good pub feed
Garn never fails to entertain
âYeah mateâ is the best intro to every vid đ
Todays my birthday and having garn upload is the best present đ
holy hell a new garn video all my sacrifices to the dark one must have worked!!!!!
Need to get through one more nightmarish day at work tomorrow before Easter, but it will be easier now cause the Legend Garn has graced you tube with another vid!
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If you ever run out of skits you should do every Garn video ever⊠and itâs just a compilation of all your past videos for like a milestone
Best documentary of 2023.
It's terrible just how accurate this is.
All I see at the slots is the tradies doing their tax
Pretty much my favourite content on youtube at the moment thank for another beautiful nugget
Was genuinely checking this channel for upload 40 minutes ago and here we are.
Connor just wanted an excuse to have a parmi and drink beer. xD
âOutta tune acoustic guitarâ sounds wild with an Aussie accent
All that tradie stuff... now it's the meeting ground for all of them
- or random blokes in high vis
you forgot the moment when you accidentally walk into the pokies room, get flashbanged, and have to spend 20 minutes recovering from it.
Loved how this turned into Aussie ocean's 11 at the endđ
Any one else remember seeing the poker machines as a kid and thinking they where games. đ
East coast with their poker machines in pubs and clubs.
I practically grew in this pubđ
Really enjoying these longer skits showing stupid missions lol. Would love to see a garn movie
1:14 Cracked me up
Visiting England a year ago and I have to say they have THE best pubs In the world.
So glad you called it a parmi! đ€đ»
A fool and their money, are easily parted đđ
Love garns work and the laughs watching it
Those Keno cards are always great to level the crappy tables that wobble more than the patrons on their way out at 02:00..
Just innocently watching this and realising this is a pub I go to. Wtaf !
probs spent at least 1/10th of my childhood in local pubs lmao. the fish and chips at our local are legendary :-)
Going to the pub is still better than being caught drinking a Bud Light.
âYeah mateâ best opening ever
As a Kiwi I fucking love Aussie pubs.
Yeah it's pretty accurate,feel like I'm walking into a funeral these days with the tab integrated into the pubs now, every one quiet gambling away there money,sipping on the one pint for 2 hours,and giving me dirty looks cause I turn the jukebox ON while chatting up the skimpy that I ask can we turn it up a bit louder lol
What a GARN great day it is, always great with a new update.
The pencils with no lead was spot on đ
This is great, you are finally back
? Mark you have a gaming page ?
This applies for over here in the USA tooâŠespecially that first 1 min oooh man those hit close to home. đđ€Łđ
Garn great job funny great Segway music spot on editing was good. All your videos have been good. Great to see your content is getting so much better. Paul hogan would find this funny. Please keep up the work you donât find this Aussie comedy any more on tv.
This would so suit and inspire a "Every Cafe Ever" Video đ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł
Another proper down unda masterpiece, cheers mate
it's funny that no matter the country, there's still something relatable in this video.
Garn. The only good thing to come out of Townsville.
you truly make me laugh out loud. Timing. Visuals. Script. Face. Hair. The best.
I don't know how I only just got recommended your videos, but fuck me dead they're brilliant. CZcams algorithm was sleeping on these, reminds me of Shooter Williamson's stuff.
It took me 2 minutes to realize you speaking English
I was not expecting a viewing of The Australian Job but that was hilarious.
I'm starting to suspect that Australia has a bit of a gambling problem, eh?
If that Bully in the red shirt catches Garn, he's gonna iron him right out!
I love how his hat is getting mankier with every video.
(itâs his daily hat)
1:16 đđđđ
I literally did this the other night đ
The perfect place to celebrate your birthday with friends and family, get into fights and to get fucking pissed.
Thereâs also always an older man with a full beard flirting with the shielas behind the bar.
He's over 60 and still can't take the hint so he makes a video in his car or truck complaining about the sluts stringing him along. Or they give him a light hug and he goes home happy.
Iâm just waiting for the âIâve been to a pub and this is sooo accurateâ comments.
Bogan's 11
fuckkk how'd i miss that one
He's right about live music at the pub, works at many other places, but just feels off at a pub.
Yeah, sadly pub designs aren't for good acoustics.
you forgot to mention the drug dealers laundering their money
Yes yes YES! Always a treat when this fella shows up on my notifications.