Oneyplays Telling Stories Compilation

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  • čas přidán 19. 01. 2023
  • Some of my personal favourite stories from the bois
    All credit goes to Oneyplays - @OneyPlays
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Komentáře • 118

  • @Chibblechabble
    @Chibblechabble Před rokem +1041

    That Super Sayan delivery driver put eye drops in their food.

    • @Roachdogjr6671
      @Roachdogjr6671 Před 3 měsíci +50

      No he put chocolate lax

    • @The_Blue_Otaku
      @The_Blue_Otaku Před 2 měsíci +138

      Ether that or he somehow got liquid laxatives mixed into the pizza sauce

    • @leonelmartinez2486
      @leonelmartinez2486 Před 2 měsíci +98

      Turkish amphetamines

    • @adammiller7236
      @adammiller7236 Před 2 měsíci +77

      I reckon he bare arse farted on the pie. That's why is was smashed

    • @adammiller7236
      @adammiller7236 Před 2 měsíci +17

      I reckon he bare arse farted on the pie. That's why is was smashed

  • @mrvaporiz
    @mrvaporiz Před 2 měsíci +678

    If I was Tomar's principal and this kid told me "You'll get your comeuppance when I SLIME you!" I wouldn't be able to sleep at night, like I would have no idea what he was up to.

    • @s3dchr
      @s3dchr Před 2 měsíci +9

      SLIME, ANYONE?!

    • @Rose-ew7bv
      @Rose-ew7bv Před 2 měsíci +6

      This little kid is Drake apparently

  • @ieatmice751
    @ieatmice751 Před 2 měsíci +542

    The crazy thing is that Chris has actually worked with Jack Black

    • @gusgus0070
      @gusgus0070 Před 2 měsíci +140

      It’s a long con to get him to perform at Wexford

    • @gabrieldarcy9067
      @gabrieldarcy9067 Před měsícem +43

      The crazy thing is that Jack Black got to work with THE Chris O'Neil

    • @grimble4564
      @grimble4564 Před měsícem +47

      ​@@gusgus0070I love the idea that Chris' entire channel and moving to America was motivated purely by spite and desperation to befriend Jack Black

    • @SuperCaleb360
      @SuperCaleb360 Před měsícem +27

      ​@grimble4564 no you have it wrong. Jack Black made a name for himself and kept getting Video Game gigs like Brutal Legend and the Mario Movie in hopes that OneyNG would collaborate with him on a music video.

  • @barcacarthago5972
    @barcacarthago5972 Před 2 měsíci +801

    The story of Lyle become a Herobrine-esque Minecraft cryptid is one of my favorites of his

  • @ThatBugBehindYou
    @ThatBugBehindYou Před 2 měsíci +250

    The bugs that appeared in Cory's room continue to be the most high stakes story ever told by any member of the group.

    • @Agentshadling
      @Agentshadling Před měsícem +19

      I wish we could get them all together one last time and just have them go over every story that made it on oneyplays and just go through each person's perspective

    • @sexygirlmax2019
      @sexygirlmax2019 Před měsícem +2

      the image of her just gesturing wildly to the literal maggots all over the counters is wonderful
      i lived in a shitty alcoholic truck drivers trailer, father in law refused to take care of house and take trash out, and a bunch of house flies came in and laid eggs all over the food so there were actual maggots crawling all over the rolling trash can that the trucks collect, and they were in the inside trash as well. Its HORRIBLE.

    • @FrogWalrus
      @FrogWalrus Před měsícem +1

      That’d be cool, it looks like they were playing cover for her on the Sleepycabin podcast, jokingly blaming each other, probably to try and keep the peace.

  • @JuanitoK556
    @JuanitoK556 Před 2 měsíci +202

    that first story was legit one of the funniest stories ive ever heard from these guys

    • @Trynt33
      @Trynt33 Před měsícem +44

      I love how genuinely insane it gets. The part about the cops just letting her go despite being hammered was too real, along with the dog held hostage. If it wasn't for them being in LA I'd assume this was in Florida.

    • @Brams2777
      @Brams2777 Před 20 dny

      MILLONARIOS REFERENCIA

  • @dontsleeponyourstomach
    @dontsleeponyourstomach Před 2 měsíci +254

    Lyles Cherokee patty sounds like the brown goblin

  • @Mtv-get-off-thee-air
    @Mtv-get-off-thee-air Před 2 měsíci +170

    Lyles first story sounds like a coen brothers movie

  • @Charmanderfan2002
    @Charmanderfan2002 Před rokem +317

    The story around 30:00 is one of my favorites
    Sonic goes to the real world dude

  • @thatBigfuu
    @thatBigfuu Před měsícem +20

    The reason Zach didn’t get threatened by the weird guy instead of Chris , Is because Zach is a handsome goblin .

  • @TheThreatenedSwan
    @TheThreatenedSwan Před 2 měsíci +77

    Then Tomar said "Hello I am Tomar. Have you heard of Death of a Salesman 2?" and sucked out his life essence until he was a withered husk

  • @funkymonkey2k425
    @funkymonkey2k425 Před rokem +156

    25:21 i have a feeling the friend in question is cory

    • @soapyrainmaker5367
      @soapyrainmaker5367 Před rokem +13

      i hope it is

    • @roachdoggjr.1582
      @roachdoggjr.1582 Před rokem +73

      I think they mentioned another time that it was Adam.

    • @kinefish1674
      @kinefish1674 Před 3 měsíci +66

      @@soapyrainmaker5367with how open Cory is about his degeneracy I doubt that he wouldn’t want people knowing about it, he’d probably tell that story himself

    • @reidepperson8534
      @reidepperson8534 Před 2 měsíci

      @@roachdoggjr.1582for real is it in another video

  • @TheThreatenedSwan
    @TheThreatenedSwan Před 2 měsíci +81

    Lyle loves living like a crack head

    • @fendviyo
      @fendviyo Před 2 měsíci +18

      Dude was living in a basement belting rats to death living like a king💪😤

    • @pickedceasar1216
      @pickedceasar1216 Před měsícem

      @@fendviyo for like half a decade or more 😂😂

  • @sumguy3687
    @sumguy3687 Před 2 měsíci +79

    20:36
    There is some kinda soap, pizza places use to clean pizza trays.
    & if it isnt washed off right, it gives you mega wet poops.

    • @slingshotnerd
      @slingshotnerd Před měsícem +8

      Yeah it’s called generic dish soap…

    • @Trynt33
      @Trynt33 Před měsícem

      @@slingshotnerd It's called Dawn dish soap. Buy a bottle today and save the Wonder Pets from pollution

    • @Argov82
      @Argov82 Před 28 dny +1

      What industrial degreaser? If you consume that you will get more than wet poops lol

    • @dragondojima
      @dragondojima Před 15 dny

      think the sociopath just put laxitives in it

  • @Roach_Dogg_JR
    @Roach_Dogg_JR Před 2 měsíci +31

    If the water in London was 20 percent cocaine, there would be some serious problems lmao.

  • @mistamemewide
    @mistamemewide Před měsícem +9

    I firmly believe that all of their lives are simply just sitcoms. Like the Pizza Guy Bit was actually a Seinfeld bit.

  • @SuperCaleb360
    @SuperCaleb360 Před měsícem +34

    10:50 Chris would never have guessed back then he'd eventually collaborate with Jack Black

  • @organicketchup5171
    @organicketchup5171 Před rokem +98

    My favourite story is the one of the man

  • @sbraypaynt
    @sbraypaynt Před měsícem +6

    Horrible roommate or not the idea of Cory going full male shit fit tantrum and SMASHING MOTHS out of rage against a wall is so goddamn funny

  • @malsocio
    @malsocio Před měsícem +4

    the giuseppe story is fascinating

  • @DCGMatthew1
    @DCGMatthew1 Před rokem +74

    Erm, that's really cool.

  • @ARuiz-eu3hk
    @ARuiz-eu3hk Před měsícem +27

    Man the double standard is real on the first story. Jesus.

    • @Trynt33
      @Trynt33 Před měsícem +12

      The fact they let her go despite being hammered felt so real. I've had neighbors like this, living in cities is horrible

  • @thestonedwitch
    @thestonedwitch Před měsícem +15

    I wonder what Chris’ dad thinks about him making a video with Jack Black

  • @unknown6390
    @unknown6390 Před 2 měsíci +21

    Dude at 23:58 this has to be Adam 😂

  • @commenteroftruth9790
    @commenteroftruth9790 Před 2 měsíci +18

    ah these funny fellers bring a joy to the chaos

  • @boojersey13
    @boojersey13 Před rokem +81

    Scratches my happy trail yessssssssssss new upload

  • @leodepew5696
    @leodepew5696 Před měsícem +2

    I love how Niall’s Chris impression is just an Irish Kermit the Frog

  • @yourneighbor6152
    @yourneighbor6152 Před měsícem +4

    100% they should have name and shamed that pizza place.

    • @Inabin
      @Inabin Před měsícem +7

      Well they clearly suspected the Grubhub driver and not the pizza place

  • @fireemblemistrash75
    @fireemblemistrash75 Před měsícem +5

    Im surprised no one thought to report the delivery driver

  • @bhgameman
    @bhgameman Před měsícem +5

    Its so cool that Chris worked with Jack Black after his dad basically shit on his friends for how impossible getting him to come out was.

  • @Amateur_Ambiance
    @Amateur_Ambiance Před 2 měsíci +15

    You can drip some eye drops or some shit into food and it’ll make one diaretic.

  • @darkdave1998
    @darkdave1998 Před dnem

    Man old school Minecraft was wild. Lyle talking about having to find the actual IPs of specific servers brings back memories

  • @ilikedoom2707
    @ilikedoom2707 Před 23 dny +2

    11:25 fun fact, my school which is in the middle of nowhere in NJ actually won one of those sweepstakes in 2001 so they would go somewhere random like that

  • @JimMilton-ej6zi
    @JimMilton-ej6zi Před dnem +1

    "I'm not a turd about that kind of thing, i was willing to give him more" he says about the guy that poisoned his pizza lol, i think if someone is even just verbally abusive to you, that's deserving of no tip, because they're no longer there to deliver you food, they're there to shake you down for money.

  • @cisrot
    @cisrot Před měsícem +3

    I’m convinced that Chris actually grew up in Royston Vasey

  • @brickowls7886
    @brickowls7886 Před rokem +19

    good edit as always, baefy

  • @thatfunkyduck
    @thatfunkyduck Před 2 měsíci +8

    Does anyone know off of which old movie the thumbnail is based?

  • @JimMilton-ej6zi
    @JimMilton-ej6zi Před dnem

    16:50 dingdongs tipping story is always insane to me, because at no point should getting a low tip or even 0 tip justifies being rude to a customer, you just say "thank you have a good day" and move on, but apparently wherever dingdong lives you have to tip at least 200% or else you're a horrible person.

  • @tahutoa
    @tahutoa Před 2 měsíci +11

    31:20 i bet it's because Chris was the bigger guy there

  • @calor023
    @calor023 Před měsícem

    thank god lyle stories are getting attention

  • @derekarneecher3949
    @derekarneecher3949 Před měsícem +1

    1st story is litteraly me 😂

  • @kizbo
    @kizbo Před 12 dny

    Regarding the first story… did nobody tell Lyle that Oneyplays is comedy-focused?

  • @darkdave1998
    @darkdave1998 Před dnem

    Dude everyone on my school was using the PSP for pr0n, you'd see a bunch of kids crowded up around a PSP and they'd be a 80% chance of them being on red tube or something

  • @vogueinferno
    @vogueinferno Před 23 dny +1

    4:38

  • @jesusthebruh2144
    @jesusthebruh2144 Před měsícem

    Laxatives in the pizza?

  • @August-dq1cj
    @August-dq1cj Před 25 dny

    2:51 bro who is this boss Ron Swanson?

  • @Quindolin
    @Quindolin Před měsícem

    Which video is at 10:35?

  • @The_Barroth
    @The_Barroth Před měsícem

    Ok that’s concerning because I have a ornate box full of cat whiskers
    (The whiskers are found in the house when they naturally drop off the cats)
    It’s for an inside joke

    • @Moocow2003
      @Moocow2003 Před 6 dny +1

      I like to imagine that the joke is just you and your friends standing around a box of cat whiskers, laughing hysterically whenever you flip the lid open

    • @The_Barroth
      @The_Barroth Před 6 dny

      @@Moocow2003 pretty much yeah. Been stockpiling them to put on sandwiches in secret (the old whisker sandwich joke)

  • @alexis2666
    @alexis2666 Před 20 dny

    Giuseppe is a fucking grifter drifter.

  • @KingCeryn
    @KingCeryn Před 2 měsíci +26

    When Lyle gets going I like to play “fast forward roulette,” to see how far I can go with him still telling the story.

    • @E_blanknamehere
      @E_blanknamehere Před 2 měsíci +9

      What's wrong with lyle?

    • @KingCeryn
      @KingCeryn Před 2 měsíci

      We've been asking that for awhile.@@E_blanknamehere

    • @slingshotnerd
      @slingshotnerd Před měsícem

      @@E_blanknameherenothing. This person is just another Lyle hating turd.

    • @Trynt33
      @Trynt33 Před měsícem +3

      That's usually how I am with Zach on repeated viewings, like "Oh boy, I sure love this shrill breathy British voice he ALWAYS pulls out." (At least Cherokee Patty is interesting)

    • @KingCeryn
      @KingCeryn Před měsícem +7

      @@Trynt33 Zack is 4 inches tall and has never hurt a fly, you take that back, NOW! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!

  • @joelikespotatoes8321
    @joelikespotatoes8321 Před měsícem +1

    Man that first story aint even funny I feel bad for him.

  • @chrisbeaumont4630
    @chrisbeaumont4630 Před měsícem +3

    I'm of the opinion that Ding Dong was being paranoid about the pizza guy. The delivery guy probably seemed off from a language barrier, the pizza being smashed up the first time was probably from a driving error. When I worked at Dominos, braking too hard or cornering hard could turn a pizza to a big pile of shit straight away.
    I think Ding Dong's fear of confrontation, the driver's communication issues from being ESL and digestive issues happening at bad timing, maybe from a mistake from the pizza shop not the driver, lead to all of this. I could be wrong of course, but nothing the pizza driver did sounded malicious as much as just issues with communication. I can't think of anything he could have done to the pizza to make people sick without causing an obvious nasty taste. It seems more likely the pizza shop didn't rotate/store their ingredients properly, or left traces of cleaning chemicals.
    Just my 2 cents guys please don't eat me alive just from giving my humble opinion!

    • @JimMilton-ej6zi
      @JimMilton-ej6zi Před dnem

      You can do things to poison people and it won't be detected if they don't go to the doctors. There's also the fact that the driver was known to grubhub specifically because he had so many issues with the customers meaning he was doing something wrong to cause it.
      Chances are the guy was an illegal and he didn't care about laws