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I wanted to host a night of theatre featuring your favorite copypastas and somehow succeeded. Found a last minute venue, collected a cast, and even got Bruno Mars to drop by.
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**DISCLAIMER **
For comedic purposes, the production of RENT JR. mentioned in this video is entirely fictitious and in no way reflects the actual production of RENT performed at Jaxx Theatricals nor their involved parties. There were no elementary school students involved in this production. The Jaxx Conservatory who presented RENT are a group of serious theatre students who fully understand and respect RENT and its subject matter.
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DIRECTED, EDITED, WRITEN BY
➤ Jacob Rabon IV / Alpharad: / alpharad
PROJECT MANAGER
➤ Deanna Gowland: / deanna_gowland
!! OUR INCREDIBLE CAST !!
➤ "Introduction / Grandpa's Cigarettes / Honey / Outro / Misc. Ninja Tweets" Jacob Rabon IV (@Alpharad): / alpharad
➤ "Marine Corps" @danielthrasher: / thrasherdan
➤ "Not Funny" Adriana Figueroa (@adrisaurus): / adrianafigueroa
➤ "Just Do It" @drumsy: / drumsyofficial
➤ "Credit Card Number" Mari Norwood: / probablymarii
➤ "Love, Life" Jules Conroy (@FamilyJules7X): / familyjules7x
➤ "The Breakup" Phil Visu (@EEvisu): / eevisu
➤ "High IQ" Cristina Vee Valenzuela (@CristinaVeeMusic): / cristinavee
➤ "10 Minutes" Ross O'Donovan (@RubberRoss): / rubberninja
➤ "A Normal Monologue" Dan Fulling: / danfulling
➤ "The Worst Thing" CJ Ya (@cjya): / cjyatv
➤ "Leave the Door Open" Johnny Rico as Bruno Mars
➤ "Anyone Else" Deanna Gowland: / deanna_gowland
CINEMATOGRAPHY
➤ Thomas Feezel
➤ Carlos Garcia
Make Up Artist
➤ Sophia La Frazia: / lalalafrazia
Performance Editing
➤ Thomas Feezel
2D Artist
➤ Nova1Duke: / nova1duke
Graphic Designer
➤ Crystel: / crystei
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I like how Alpharad doesn't realize that all his viewers are me on different accounts. Dont believe me? watch me post this on my other accounts
im also altrive
I like how Alpharad doesn't realize that all his viewers are me on different accounts. Don't believe me? watch me post this on my other accounts
Even me!
Hello, Pikmin 4.
Can confirm, am altrive
Nothing short of a masterpiece
Agreed
Agreed
Yo jaiden is here!
agreed
Agreed
wait… so that WASN’T bruno mars?
Burst besponse
Don’t worry I was fooled as well
Maybe the real Bruno Mars was the friends we made along the way
Bring out the bees
my life is a lie
Excellent.
Excellent.
You’re excellent
Splendid.
Yes.
Great
I love how they handled that heckler. Not only did Jacob shut him up with one slick quip, but then Daniel leveraged his own monologue to get up close and personal and _embarrass_ the kid.
Originally I thought it was scripted because Daniel absolutely rolled with it like a champ and made everything flow so well. Knowing that it wasn't scripted makes it all the better though. Absolutely had me dying.
errr i think it was altrive, which is his friend xd
does anyone know what the heckler was saying? i couldn’t hear
@@penti8345 Not really heckling, just consistently audible commenting that was annoying, like answering the rhetorical questionss
@@penti8345 he was the guy saying "literal gorillas?" and "like the store?"
Still waiting for the Gophers... 😢
They were hiding under the stage
Yes
The real gophers were the starving youtubers along the way
No Gophers😱
They will show up eventually! They just got to finish their shift at whack-a-gopher
“Yeah, I got this funny idea where we all read copypastas on stage.”
“And we’re getting on stage tomorrow”
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@@darkpicture3 too true my good friend
@@DaRockeet yes
Grr
Hi Faust Limbus Company
This might be the greatest piece of art I’ve seen within the past 3 days
Same
It is excellent
The question is, what did you see _4_ days ago?
hi speedy boi
What did you see 4 days ago..?
The Marine Corp one was acted out so good. That guy could actually play a crazy person in a movie or series.
Daniel Thrasher regularly does crazy characters in his skits
That’s 90% of what he is in his videos, his name is Daniel thrasher
Daniel Thrasher is honestly one of my favorite creators on CZcams. He's just such a talented actor
yeah pretty sure he went to school for theater n that stuff 😂
Absolute art
Indeed
What's up checkmark
Hi drums
Waddup big dummie
I have a dream. That one day every person in this nation will control their own destiny. A nation of the truly free, dammit. A nation of action, not words, ruled by strength, not committee! Where the law changes to suit the individual, not the other way around. Where power and justice are back where they belong: in the hands of the people! Where every man is free to think - to act - for himself! Fuck all these limp-dick lawyers and chickenshit bureaucrats. Fuck this 24-hour Internet spew of trivia and celebrity bullshit! Fuck American pride! Fuck the media! FUCK ALL OF IT! America is diseased. Rotten to the core. There's no saving it - we need to pull it out by the roots. Wipe the slate clean. BURN IT DOWN! And from the ashes, a new America will be born. Evolved, but untamed! The weak will be purged and the strongest will thrive - free to live as they see fit, they'll make America great again!... In my new America, people will die and kill for what they BELIEVE! Not for money. not for oil! Not for what they're told is right. Every man will be free to fight his own wars!
This is odd seeing Daniel Thrasher talking to people who aren’t himself.
I was blanking who he was for sec until I saw him in front of a piano 😂
@@johnsmith-je4lw like Tony Hawk without a skateboard
Wdym, he talks to himself?
No no, you see Daniel just improved his costumes and voice acting xD
@@nanimuwu His videos are skits and all the characters are played by himself.
Half of my monologue was cut because of... Uh, reasons.
Yeah… Reasons….
You made me scream man
Sure Jules…
What the hell happened here
Do I wanna know
“ So this performance is what we like to call a one player game” fucking killed me. Needed to be said
This has incredibly strong “hey Ferb, I know what we’re gonna do today!” energy and I am here for ALL of it!
Who was the Candace?
@ChompyDj Maybe the real Candace was the friends we made along the way
@@juanalvarado4723 Did you forget to switch accounts or something?
@Lilac thank you. That was the goal I was attempting to achieve
@Lilac that is me because im too lazy to edit my comment
Jacob: I just plagiarized several other works
Crowd: *frantic cheering
Its beautiful
It truly is
y e s
Society
Was it filmed in the USA? Asking for a friend.
This is art. This is a new standard of shit-postery.
Bravo, sir. Bravo.
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10/10 would watch again.
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Nah PK, this isn't shit-postery... It's shit-poetry.
I like how Alpharad doesn't realize that all his viewers are me on different accounts. Dont believe me? watch me post this on my other accounts
Bruno Mars is a gem, in his busy schedule he was willing to make some time to attend a show which got adults reading copypastas to 100 other adults
Vaporeon copypasta 💀💀
“This monologue has been edited for your viewing pleasure” is the scariest sentence I’ve ever heard in my life.
Don’t worry bro I’ll help you find the original
@@arrowslinger-xn3lf are you honey?
I like how Alpharad doesn't realize that all his viewers are me on different accounts. Don't believe me? watch me post this on my other accounts
Bro, I used to have the exact same profile picture as you years ago.
@@ironwraith852 I like how Alpharad doesn't realize that all his viewers are me on different accounts. Dont believe me? watch me post this on my other accounts
"This is a single player performance."
Sometimes you just gotta humble people that think they're the main character.
Yeah they were extremely rude
Amazing comment by him honestly
Heckler got heckled expertly.
i don't even know what he said
@@mr.magnum1867 idunno about that, they didn't know literally anything about the show so they prolly thought it was an audience thing too
That entire time i was expecting someone to go "did you know..." and the audience to burst into tears
Is it bad that I know _exactly_ what Pokémon you mean
@@scrp6638 no, everyone knows what pokemon it is
missed opportunity
Im late but. “Un ackshoouhlee” it do be “Hey guys! Did you know….” Etc etc
LITERALLY SAME
The bruno mars impersonator must be like "i've been booked for weirder stuff"
100%
That was an impersonator
@@TRGDragon no it was bruno mars
Do you mean Bruno Mars? I’m pretty sure his last name isn’t “impersonator”
@@otamatone603 im pretty sure his middle name isn't Mars
THIS MAN PUT IN A FUCKING AD BREAK INTO A LIVE SHOW THIS MAN IS MY HERO
So i just showed this video to my friends a few days ago and they howled with laughter when he put the ad-break into the show and i knew i saw something like this but couldnt remember. Take my like.
Brilliant idea executed perfectly
Sussy
Sussy
Sussy
Sussy
Sussy
The pleas from the crowd to "stop" at 18:50 really nailed the atmosphere of this entire recital.
it still gets me to this day
the shit alpharad does has gotten to the point where if he decided to run for president as a bit i wouldn't even be surprised
He wouldn’t just run as a bit. He’d win, create a few bullshit laws, and then resign within a month or two.
@@Noeyk200 for the content
@@Noeyk200 "It is illegal to do less than 12kg of heroin at a time"
I would move to usa just to vote for him
alpharad: and just to see what the antivaxxers do, I'm going to make target and walmart forcefully check for a covid vaccine before entering the store
I can imagine the Bruno Mars guy being like “wtf did I just get myself into”
Yeah, on the last one (which was crazy good btw,) I can just imagining him be like ":) i am never going to a theatre again"
poor daniel
nice seeing a fellow persona enjoyer in the comment section
Does Bruno Mars is gay?
@@realryushiro DOES HE?
*That man literally had to fucking memorize the entire navy seals copypasta and at a whim can recite it verbatum*
*HE WEILDS FAR TOO MUCH POWER*
Not only that, but his ability to go from calm to seething rage at the snap of a finger is scary
Daniel thrasher is an enigma
@@TheMoonchild06 the way he can play with your mind and heart just ain't familiah
@@hamzahkhan4067 he is one FONKY man
He has the power of god and anime on his side
30:38 is such a good performance. Watching it my first thought was "this sounds a lot like that girl who berated her viewers for not donating to her" and turns out that's actually who it is.
Invadervie is an artist of many forms, one hell of a wordsmith
"Anyone Else" brought a tear to my eye. She performed that perfectly.
I’ve been staring at this comment, for so long not knowing it’s meaning or purpose.
Thankfully I actually did see that performance so now I know.
Right?!
I have been wanting to contact an ex and this last monologue hit a lot of points i want to say to her. I want to contact her but don't know how
I agree. It actually motivated me which I did not expect from a copypasta 😂
I think the funniest part of this whole show is the fact that he shilled for a sponsor on stage, AND HE WAS SPOSORED TO DO IT.
The shilling was the most professional part of the show. Nobody else on the earth approaches the level of expertise and finesse with which this man shills.
@@wyattmason8838 he really is the master of it, I cannot think of a better sponsor segment than that
When
He invited 100+ people into theater to listen to a Honey ad.
That's showbiz baby
Now that's comedy
And paid them in Pokemon Cards.
And paid them in pokemon cards
and paid them in pokemon cards
*TIMESTAMPS*
6:30 - “Grandpa’s Cigarettes”
7:50 - “Marine Corps”
11:20 - “Not Funny”
12:40 - “Just Do It”
16:10 - “Credit Card Number”
16:50 - “Love, Life”
18:30 - “The Breakup”
19:10 - “High IQ”
21:20 - “10 Minute Ban”
22:50 - “A Normal Monologue”
23:40 - “The Worst Thing”
25:40 - “Leave the Door Open”
27:40 - “Misc. Ninja Tweets”
30:30 - “Anyone Else”
14:26 “Honey”
This one Kind of is lol 😂
Thanks bro
thanks!
I already loved you for the time stamps.
After looking at your pfp I’m crying.
U forgot the h in "the Breakup"h
Really weird how the bee movie script was not even attempted. Just imagine everyone taking turns, reading the script. Or dedicated people for roles and narrators.
They didn’t have two hours to kill
And it’s been done before
Really weird how the bee movie script was not even attempted. Just imagine everyone taking turns, reading the script. Or dedicated people for roles and narrators.
Really weird how the bee movie script was not even attempted. Just imagine everyone taking turns, reading the script. Or dedicated people for roles and narrators.
Really weird how the bee movie script was not even attempted. Just imagine everyone taking turns, reading the script. Or dedicated people for roles and narrators.
They didn't have two hours to kill
And it's been done before
Jesus Christ, the guy doing the Navy Seals copypasta _really_ owned that role, holy shit. A+ performance.
he has a youtube channel fyi
daniel thrasher is great, he does some (mostly music-related) great skits on his channel
I love his channel
daniel's great! he does music primarily but his skits are great too!
Daniel Thrasher is a very good actor
I love Alpharad’s willingness to use his fame and influence for absolutely absurd purposes
This comment really gets it
Thought that said "absolutely bastard purposes" and it still fit
with great power comes new level of pranks
he's like mr beast but without the money
To be fair, if I could do this then I absolutely would.
As a suggestion, I would use Wattpad first for random cursed fics.
The Bruno Mars impersonator must have be absolutely weirded out by this shit 💀
You look like kwite
KWITE PFP
he's traumatized knowing his legacy will ultimately amount to this and this alone
Jsslade he should be honored
Quite?
I'm just upset that they got a Bruno Mars lookalike and he doesn't step onto stage and say "Breaking News: Does Bruno Mars Is Gay?"
THE RUMOR COME OUT
@@dasclef Bruno Mars is gay is the most discussed in the media in the few years ago.
I don't know, does he?
Well, does is he?
DOES JFUFJFMRINNBHA N IS GAY
This is why I feel like Alpharad decided to completely spec into charisma, he can convince anyone to do anything no matter how dumb it is
No that's the power of pizza
Thats what I like to call, a Pro Gamer Move
@@highdefinition450 pizza: +12 to your charisma modifier
@@highdefinition450 fr I would do anything for Pizza just throw in a cup of spirite
@@Siennarchist is that a dnd reference in my Alphrad comments
So he takes over a month to do a Nuzlocke, but puts together an entire performance in less than a day? How are you like this?
the grind
Magic
Grinding takes fucking forever in nuzlockes
Bbq bunger
I feel like he can do anything in any amount of time as long as he's doing it for a bit
and it genuinely scares me
Rewatching this, still just blown away that Deanna Gowland talked for four and a half minutes straight at a really fast pace and NAILED it. I would have stuttered like 10 times even if I had the script as memorized as she did. just insane
And she had one day to practice
Alpha getting a Bruno Mars impersonator to sing wrong lyrics
"He's perfect"
As perfect as he can get.
hi! i’m kotamun!
agreed!!!
He’s amazing just the way he is
Imagine you're just like "I feel like doing theatre tomorrow".
And then you do it.
And people actually show up.
without knowing what it is, after just tweeting it out a single time apparently
@@sadpee7710 and then people actually like it
at the very end when everyone was standing around, I expected you all to sing Seasons of Love
Disappointed :(
The RENT Jr. version, of course.
Verification poggers
sadge
525600 minutes...
That 4th wall break with Honey and the Pokémon cards was honestly genius
I like how Alpharad is just standing up there and watching like a old 50s mafia boss watching his boys lean in on a canary, a rat , cheese eater you’d say
True true
The only way it would’ve been better if he sat in one of those old fancy high back chairs
Amongus Cocj
FUCK I MISSPELT IT
@@isaacisalive it’s aight no worries bro
I love how professional and well put together this shitpost was. Insane quality.
The video came out literally 20 seconds ago
@@bubalackgaming8892 k
It’s insanely good
*yes*
@@bubalackgaming8892 20 seconds is more than enough to know this is legendary
Deanna's bit was genuinely, seriously impressive. If this really was done with only like... A day and change of prep, having a five minute monologue memorized THAT FAST, acted out THAT WELL, with THAT MUCH intensity and power is insane. Serious props to her for that.
It was intense as shit and fucking glorious
whatever
@@NandrewNordrew haters gonna hate
She was absolutely brilliant
For a bit that was pretty much perfect
The absolute e m o t i o n in Deanna’s bit. The delivery. The intonation. The breathlessness. It’s giving the student who won the 8th grade English monologue.
Hearing Daniel swear like that and not be the “funny piano man” was such a reality check loved this man
whats his yt channels name?
nvm
@@matthew1673
Daniel Thrasher's youtube channel is named Daniel Thrasher
Que
It's strange to remember he's human
Cristina OWNED that Rick & Morty monologue
And holy cow Deanna with that last one
They were all brilliant but I think the best one was Daniels
Image in having to memorize that entire rant
''who here likes tonights sponser honey''
''AIN'T NO WAY''
this part cracked me up hard
Deanna fucking OBLITERATED her performance. Holy shit was it good.
It was FLAWLESS
I think she was the person who gave the speech originally on the clip that alpha was watching in the beginning
Honestly like third or fourth time watching the video I still get goose bumps at the end
Bro I legit get chills every time
@@pizzachu2281 she is not. She did not invent the speech
That was such a genius move from Alpharad to say "This performance is what we like to call a one player game" instead of just "shut up" not only was it hilarious but I'm sure it made that heckler so much more embarrassed then just being told outright to be quiet
Anti-heckling on the spot is an art form imo lol
I was so worried on the first copypasta that they were going to do it the whole show but it was shot down fast
Is there a time stamp?
@@matthmataz9897 9:05
He sounded like the “You’re not that guy pal” guy
"Anyone Else" (30:37) was so absurdly good that I'm actually just sitting back in awe. That was such an emotional, on-point performance holy shit.
Didnt even know the rant went on for that long in the actual clip. I'm surprised she nailed it perfectly even if she missed a line or two who would notice, it was great.
29:16
A genuine laugh that he somehow managed to turn into the scariest villain laugh ive ever heard.
How the hell did he manage to make ninja sound threataning?
Oh fuck, he's escalating his antics. One day Alpharad will overthrow the U.S. government just because he thinks that's hilarious.
And he would be correct
I’m fully on board with Alpharad being the person to lead the revolution.
anarchist alpharad
I mean, It would be pretty funny
Alpharad Capitol Raid when
THIS IS GODLIKE
Checkmark man without a comment pog
Hi checkmark
Thank you for blessing us with eggdog o7
ayyy eggdog guy thanks for making sonic eggdog years after i mentioned it
you too are godlike. thank you.
Alpharad just standing in the back like a supervillain just adds to the entire thing
The woman, nay, artist who performed the "Anyone Else" bit was absolutely amazing. She went all out and it was so convincing and just goooood.
The fact she got one day is even more incredible. It was breathtaking.
Thank you satan. Very cool
Thanks, Satan.
Absolutely incredible
Her part was absolutely amazing
Shakespeare been real quiet since this dropped.
When’s Alpharad gonna drop the Shakespeare diss track?
Wonder y
Actually he’s been quiet for several hundred years.
Shakespeare died a long time ago no shit
im serious
no im not.
Well he dropped a few hundred years ago, and you finally came up with an unoriginal joke. Oh wait that was kind of the point of the entire thing.
The "Anyone Else" performance was absolutely fucking incredible, especially if considering she had just one day to master that.
I think the one day thing was a joke. There's no way they could have memorized all those, got the designs, got the venue, and no way they'd be recording the pizza party. But yeah, she did a get job.
i watched until "the animals are leaving" thinking it was just a speech, but no
What's crazy is that her perfomance isn't even as crazy and intense as the original
@@LesMystyx nah its practically on par
@@LesMystyx what is the original? I want to watch it
CJ deserves more credit, that man put his whole speedrussy into that monologue.
Poor guy only knows how to smile though lol. I love it
Ok but why is no one talking about Deanna? "Anyone Else" was the best part of the entire show. She killed it
I was just about to say i'm watching this right now and this delivery is absolutely amazing
I forgot how to close my mouth for a minute there. She was amazing!
It took a second to realize this was from that InavderVie chick
Joker movie performance!!
She memorized that whole monologue in a DAY! Christ, that takes skill.
The man trapped a crowd in a room to make them listen to his sponsorship spiel, what a legend.
to be fair, he bought them pokémon cards
i would do it for the pokemon cards
“So this performance is what we like to call a one player game” FUCKING KILLED ME
what is this from if you don't mind
@@Maybeprobablynot It's not a copypasta, he was just telling the audience not to shout out and heckle.
Do you have the timestamp for it?
@@tax1283 9:05
Daniel's energy the entire time, the cheering on the others, being one of the first people to clap, just like, hes just cool man, idk, but he definitely seemed very positive which is nice!
Especially with that guy heckling him the whole time
I knew there was something off about the theatre, nothing alpha does is ever without ulterior motive.
thank you fortnite
This is just his way of making a shitpost
Hello brother.
Fortnite is smart
the way that you called them out for being rude during the performance. first of all, it was insanely smooth and second it was so needed.
wait when was this i mightve missed it while busting both a lung and a nut to the incredible performances
@@firewall5189 same
@@firewall5189 when someone was heckling Daniel Trasher's (first guy's) bit and Alpharad smoothly went "Hey this is a one-man show" or smthn lol
@@draregsamillano1381 “so this performance is what we like to call a one player game, you know what I mean?”
i was so happy when he called him out politely bcuase it was getting low key annoying
jokes aside everything about this is an absolute masterpiece. The fact everyone knew them all by heart. The fact there was a bruno mars impersonator there. The fact that you rented out a fucking theater for this. The fact that you gave everyone like a day to prepare. The fact that you thought of doing this at all. It just makes everything so, so much more funny. Maybe i’m insane who knows
Except for the fact that he insulted a show he didn’t watch, disrespected the director of the show(and owner of the theatre), filmed teenagers without their permission. Called hardworking actors children, compared the show that had been going on at the time to an “snl skit” and said they were performing “rent jr” (they weren’t) other than that, yeah great!
Don’t forget the live ad read
@@isabelametz473 actually, the kids who performed it were kids, it is based on an SNL skit, and it’s called “junior” because the show is normally offensive but since kids were acting in it it had to be censored therefore also needing a name change for clarification. Maybe don’t be so sensitive and defend something that was never attacked 😃
jokes aside everything about this is an absolute masterpiece. The fact everyone knew them all by heart. The fact there was a bruno mars impersonator there. The fact that you rented out a fucking theater for this. The fact that you gave everyone like a day to prepare. The fact that you thought of doing this at all. It just makes everything so, so much more funny. Maybe i’m insane who knows
@@isabelametz473 bro who cares
"I was 9 years old. I loved Shrek"
Oh no.
Daniel Thrasher actually blew me away with how seamlessly he wove the static copypasta script around that heckler's comments, even bringing it back around towards the end for a joke. Huuuge props
The blue lighting reflecting off Jacob's bleached hair really makes him FEEL like Ninja.
I thought it was Ninja in the thumbnail and this was gonna be a parody video of people like Ninja having some comedy act or whatever where they just use other people's jokes..
When the takis kick in
@@mikez4388 seriously intense
Since when were u on a first name basis?
@@riosol8950 that's the man's name dawg, what do you want people to call him lmao
The funny thing is: he could've sold it to Netflix as a special
should have
Less plagiarism than the amy schumer special
@@mobsterkingpin1968 bravo, a standing ovation to you
Alpharad we would watch this on Netflix
I loved Adriana’s delivery for the “not funny, didn’t laugh” one😂
Same
This honestly feels like a poetry slam showcasing actual poetry
Poetry slam is great
@@saltytea7367 it's worse than a rap battle in every conceivable way
@@yamumhasthebiggay2582 it's not even similar
I was really hoping he would close it out with a “Bedroom? if you insist” for the fans
But holy fuck Was that last one perfect. She nailed it
Holy shit that would be perfect
oh man that would have been great
It's all ogre now
Shrek is love
Shrek is life
Legendary
NO
You get a dislike from me cause of that pun!!!!!
"If I learned anything about the American education system, it's that you can convince people to do anything as long as you throw a pizza party."
Imao well elect the funny man as president the crazy shit he could do would be beyond insanity
He's really embraced the "internet funny man" title, seeing as he really does just do whatever the fuck he wants and we all love it
I can respect it
More people need to do that
@@dimitriwarchief301 Well, it only works this well for him because... this is his thing, this is his reputation and clout. We've come to expect nothing and anything from him, so we see a tweet saying that he's hosting some kind of Theatre thing without telling anyone what it's about? Sure, what the hell, why not?
If anyone else were to do it people would be looking at them funny
5:20 "Introduction" Jacob Rabon IV (Alpharad)
6:28 "Grandpa's Cigarettes" Jacob Rabon IV (Alpharad)
7:48 "Marine Corps" Daniel Thrasher
11:18 "Not Funny" Adriana Figueroa (adrisaurus)
12:34 "Just Do It" Drumsy
14:00 "Honey" Jacob Rabon IV (Alpharad)
16:12 "Credit Card Number" Mari Norwood
16:50 "Love, Life" (Abridged) Jules Conroy (FamilyJules)
18:35 "The Breakup" Phil Visu (EEvisu)
19:15 "High IQ" Cristina Vee Valenzuela
21:23 "10 Minutes" Ross O'Donovan (RubberRoss)
22:13 "A Normal Monologue" Dan Fulling
23:37 "The Worst Thing" CJ Ya
25:10 "Leave the Door Open" Johnny Rico as Bruno Mars
27:29 "Misc. Ninja Tweets" Jacob Rabon IV (Alpharad)
30:34 "Anyone Else" Deanna Gowland
This theatre changed the "theatre" forever!
Same
what's up checkmark
@@arv584 I'm pretty sure above like 10k you get it, or 100k
This is great
@@ScottPIayz somewhere around 75k-infinite
I actually forgot how terrifyingly good Deanna's "Anyone Else" was. Holy shit.
*Jules comes up*
Oh man I wonder what weird thing he's gonna quote?
"I was only 9"
No....he couldn't
"I loved Shrek"
The absolute madman
Power move
I was actually recommended his post of the full uncut version of the Shrek pasta before this one, and that's how I found out that this happened lol
THIS is why Alpha’s a professional internet funnyman
truee!
Can you tell me where he got his license
@@realnintendonoah You can‘t. Mr.TheRad is an individual
420th like
THAT'S SHOWBIZ BABY!
18:43 Hearing someone sounding so genuine while saying poggers is perfect comedy to me
Poggers
youtube frogs don’t know twitch
Truly fascinating that a stage performance of the "anybody else" monologue is more tame than the actual clip. Genuine masterpiece.
Time stamps, get your time stamps here!
0:00: Introduction
5:21: Show Opening
6:22: Jacob Rabon IV - “Grandpa’s Cigarettes”
7:45: Daniel Thrasher - “Marine Corps”
11:20: Adriana Figueroa - “Not Funny”
12:35: Drumsy - “Just Do It”
13:50: Jacob Rabon IV - “Honey”
16:14: Mari Norwood - “Credit Card Number”
16:51: Jules Conroy - “Love, Life”
18:32: Phil Visu - “The Breakup”h
19:16: Cristina Vee Valenzuela - “High IQ”
21:23: Ross O’Donovan - “10 Minute Ban”
22:14: Dan Fulling - “A Normal Monologue”
23:38: C.J. Ya - “The Worst Thing”
25:11: Johnny Rico as Bruno Mars - “Leave the Door Open”
26:20: Interlude
27:25: Jacob Rabon IV - “Misc. Ninja Tweets”
30:34: Deanna Gowland - “Anyone Else”
35:04: Credits
Thankless job
Wow it’s a shame that Jules amazing speech got cut in half
Jacob handled the audience participation beautifully, 1 player game 🎮
Im not gonna lie i got second hand embarassment from that. Ugh. Imagine being either Alpha or the heckler there.
I love how one of the actors who said the joke that was spoken before her wasn't funny went and sat back down looking agitated and not giving a shit about the other guy who's speaking. That's just great detail.
Timestamp?
@@FishwicksREAL 11:20 I believe!
She played the part just as well as Daniel who went before her lol
Plot twist: she didn't give a shit
I love that The Bruno Mars simply walked off stage after his bit, just, gone 👋
he really got Brutus Mercury for this event, amazing
Ah yes
Muno Brars.
Ah yes
Blumo Merrs
Ah yes
Bruns Maro
Bianco Venus
@@spi231 I didn’t even realize the typo at first XD
This straight up feels like it should not have been possible, from beginning to end I was in disbelief, horror, and admiration. I loved it. Never stop, Alpharad.
Imagine what a mess it would have been if he had announced it a day two earlier tho
He got cristina vee to perform a Rick and Morty monologue wtf
stuff like this makes me wonder why he doesn't have more subs
The fact that this kind of event spawned out of some kid making Smash Bros highlight videos is a bizarre and fascinating evolution
Something something show biz baby
truly inspiring
cancer, the rickroll, and the ninja tweets actually had me dying i’m so glad i came back to watch alphas new content i’m lovin’ it
"If I learned anything about the American education system, it's that you can convince people to do anything as long as you throw a pizza party"
As someone currently in highschool, this is completely accurate and has been since grade school, I remember trying my best to win the pizza party prize whenever some sort of fundraiser was going on in my school.
It was only a thing in primary school for me, secondary school had no prize :(
"This performance is what we like to call a one player game."
Biggest alpha move I've ever seen in my life
Pretty rad imo
wait, what's the timestamp?
@@jerrybui6592 9:04
I didn't get it
@@zenmode3125 People in the audience were being jerks and yelling things trying to be funny
Gotta love Cristina Vee’s performance, she put so much flavor in it. Also it’s funny that when she got up, you see her enter actor mode 😂
At first i was sad that Altrive wasn't doing any monologues. Then I heard him laugh loudly next to the camera and became happy again.
Time stamp?
@@derpycats8072 ø
When
@@derpycats8072 there's a few spots where you can hear him louder than everyone else, but 24:24 has a good one.
at least i think it's him. it sounds like him.
@@Hi_Im_Pangas that aint him chief
Honorable Mentions I’d like to see in the inevitable sequel:
Own a musket for self defense
Vaporeon
Pride and accomplishment
FACTS
oh dear fuck not vaporeon
I wanna see Eggmans announcement
Edit: feckin autocorrect
We need a Undertale, copypasta to.
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human...
When Family Jules went up and started "Shrek is Love" everyone goes nuts.
I'd kill for Jules reading the entirety of "Shrek is Love"
@@Delta21OnYT check his channel, the uncut version is there.
I skipped to the time he said it on my first try without i timestamp just as a read this. Am I the Green Ninja or something?
@@Makiosaa ninjago?
@@cruznahoel678 /֧