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@@fernthegreenfairy uh why not, literally people when exploring their sexuality can come to parking space (Identifying as bi) and then saying well this isn for me (or stay there ya know).
@@Indiekidsophie Yeah… they were never bi, if they thought they were bi, experimented then realised they were gay, that’s called being closeted, I was never bisexual because I felt pressured into sleeping with guys, I was never actually attracted to them, I was in denial, nobody can change their sexuality, realising your sexuality is different than what you thought it was is a totally different thing, if you could just become something else, don’t you think conversion therapy would have been a lot more successful, it’s obviously homophobic to say you can “become” gay, everyone who is “gay now” was always gay, regardless of what they identified as before or what experimenting they had to do to realise and come to terms with that, isn’t this common sense? Also what the hell does parking spaces have to do with anything?
@@Indiekidsophie Every single young lesbian and gay guy I know including myself thought they might be bi before having experiences with the opposite sex, realising they aren’t and then coming out as gay, not a single one of them has ever been truly attracted to or interested in the opposite sex, so to say they “use to be bi” or “turned gay” is factually untrue and deeply offensive, internalised homophobia has pressured gay people into sleeping with the opposite sex since forever, to say you think that means they weren’t actually gay at any point is clearly homophobic, I thought everyone understood that’s called being in DENIAL
It happed to a friend of mine. She was number 3 and turned lesbian after dumping him. When I found out I was unsure if I should feel sorry for him or shit myself laughing.
I'm not sure if it's him or the one that writes the monologue. don't get me wrong. I had to go to the toilet before looking at the coments because I was peeing myself. that monologue wasn't improvised so it's not proof of his smartness. but I can't deny that the guy knows how to deliver a good joke without sounding like an *sshole.
@@spectra108thats besides the point. Pointing out something like that doesnt benefit anyone in any way, as you knew what he meant. The people of Lut (Loot) were known for being gay, and the punishment given to them by Allah (god) was very severe, having the town flipped upside down and stormed with rocks and clay. Being any sexuality besides straight is a disgrace for a muslim. May Allah guide her.
@@microwave4928 Let the one who has an ear hear what the spirit says to the congregations: The one who conquers will by no means be harmed by the second death.’
@@microwave4928 For Christ is the end of the Law, so that everyone exercising faith may have righteousness. and he will rule as King over the house of Jacob forever, and there will be no end to his Kingdom.”
@@davidantonucci1161 For Moses writes about the righteousness that is based on the law, that the person who does the commandments shall live by them and so fourth and so fourth Try think for yourself instead of reciting scripture
@@ryanmarlin2974 "We're not seething, its you and her that are going to be sizzling, homeboy. We're quite content." If any god would want to torture someone for eternity for finite crimes you have to admit that it, and anyone who worships it, is absolutely amoral.
@@Pokarot you don't know what God will do. And you have no morality. And your morality is subjective. You can't say what is right and what is wrong. Only what is right and wrong for you.
That hit right where it hurts. My first gf was a lesbian. She didn't know it at the time of course. Everything was weird and felt weird. I was 16, she was 18. She cheated on me with a girl and it clicked and she realized what was missing, and she dumped me. She could have told me the reason though - which she didn't. Would have saved me two years of depression and self doubt and reflection on what I'd done wrong to push her away. Two years because I gathered all the courage I had and gave her a call and asked what went wrong, and she confessed. Feels funny to remember it now, so many years passed.
@@mba4677 nobody is a "victim" here. And nobody is getting blamed. I'm telling you why she thought that. And you know damn good and well that I'm right so grow the fuck up.
@@ashleighelizabeth5916 I am not “most men”. Matter of fact I wasnt a man at all back then. 16 and 18, we were just a bunch of kids figuring things out and making a buttload of mistakes along the way. And trust me, that girls wasn’t afraid of anything back then, least of all me. We still chat once or twice a year, and I like to think we share a mutual respect towards each other.
As a gold star myself i found that funny. But its often used as a term to say some lesbians are better than others. I don't like that and am glad this term isn't very common
"Well she's now" Can relate it was 2 years ago, and yet I can't recover mentally not emotionally, on the good side, I look more feminine than her new partner so not so lesbian after all.
As a lesbian myself this baffles the shit out of me. If I want to date somebody that dresses, talks, acts and eventually starts to look like a guy I will date a guy. I don't want any of that, not for myself and not for the girl I'm with.
@@pleasereadthewholecomment552 ironic that you say that because I'd rather date a feminine trans female than date a butch cisgender female. I'm not hung up genitalia I'm hung up on my girl looking, acting, smelling and feeling like a girl.
@@ThePersonMan Exactly I agree with you I hate these people that think they’re god going around being jerks we should just ignore them and let god decide
@@ThePersonMan I also want to say if there is no acknowledgment of this then it would become widespread and normalized. Look at other countries which completely denounce homosexual acts. Their society has not normalized it and as a result less people are doing it. Don’t underestimate the evil of this sin.
@RN human rights and morality both coincide with each other, having a muslim name and being lgbtq is a disgrace to the name and a shame to the ummah.. Tell the British who love human rights to admit to thier inhumane actions in Iraq, Afghanistan, libya, Palestine, Yemen, and apostolic every single nation that was influenced by British colonialism..
@RN Ur response shows how u r greatly influenced by the western depiction of Islam... I never stated the the actions of the British should be taken as an excuse for anything.. it's like the British trying to find remorse in the T-.ban for defending their lands from foreign military intervention. Secondly, homo... is UNNATURAL, especially to humans, thus its immoral. The woke agenda of the west has turned what is considered immoral into a human right, I wouldn't be surprised if intimate relations with relatives will be considered "a human right" in the west in the next 5-10 years. Moreover, islam abides by natural Law, it's not affected by objective morality and certainly not my western liberalism.. there is absolutely not a shred of evidence that people are born this way, that why many who are from LGBT+.. have had an exposed childhood to these things which influenced that person into confusion in his $€×uaIity.. it's the fact that more and more schools are beginning to teach such stuff to children plays a high role in indoctrination indoctrination younger generation into being or supporting such dev¡ant communities. Islam stands as the ONLY thing in this world with the Moral natural right of mankind and human biology that stands opposing such indoctrination and acts that are foreign to the human sense.
@RN The the first thing you need to know is about the largest genetic investigation of sexuality ever,. The study of nearly a half million people closes the door on the debate around the existence of a so-called "gay gene." So, there is actually no evidence supporting the claim that these people were born this way, the matter of their orientations is coused by their environments and some genetics and has little to do with biology. Do not compare humans to other species, humans have their own natural characteristics that apply only to them, including morality.. similarly to how intimate relative relations are viewd as UNNATURAL thus IMMORAL, it also applies to the disorders coused by a person's environment which leads to them becoming a member of LGBT+. In the holy Quran, we have a verse where prophet Lot is addressing his people, he states: 27:55-56 *{Do you indeed approach men with desire instead of women? Rather, you are a people behaving ignorantly." ● But the answer of his people was not except that they said, "Expel the family of Lot from your city. Indeed, they are people who keep themselves pure."}* Animals also result in cannabilism and other stuff.. this does not mean it's natural especially when we refer to humans. It's far from being biological, it's coused by being surrounded with woke views which can deviat the person into confusion. Quran 23:71 *{But if the Truth [i.e., God] had followed their inclinations, the heavens and the earth and whoever is in them would have been ruined. Rather, We have brought them their message, but they, from their message, are turning away}* The study I mentioned earlier that was done in 2019, u should read about it. And that's the worst analogy I have ever seen.. btw A good analogy for homo behavior would be psychopaths or sociopaths, and even other disorders that may be coused by both environmental and genetic such as schizophrenia etc.. these are all UNNATURAL, yet they are coused geneticly or environmental and maybe both as a disorder.
Hey girls can squirt/spit too 😂 except ours is like a super soaker, gotta pump up first. Come on we all remember those 1990-2000 older super soakers that took ages to fill and pump before you could actually get good range on you’re shots 😂
This dude made lesbian jokes where he confirms that having previous relationships with men doesn't invalidates the sexuality of the person I just This growth in comedy circles and media happened so fast I didn't expect to see someone bring up this subject in comedy while also being knowledgeable and funny I'm so happy to live in this generation
Not that deep, he was joking. Also, it's quite possibility that girls who mistakenly identify themselves as lesbians and guys who do that as gays are really straight? If it's possible other way round, then yes it should be.
I don’t know what’s weirder, that Jimmy Carr, who is straight and is more than twice the age of that lesbian, explains to her what a gold star lesbian is, or that a 19 year old at the perfect age for meaningless Twitter discourse doesn’t know what a gold star lesbian is
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@@shiehuapiaopiao first of all I’m not religious, so I don’t support satanism in the religious way - although the official satanist church twitter supports LGBTQ+ folks so I like them for that. Second of all, there’s nothing morally wrong with being gay or trans. There just isn’t. You don’t have to be okay with it, you don’t have to love them, you don’t have to be gay, nobody is trying to force you to be something you’re not. What two adults do in their private time together has nothing to do with you, what somebody does with their own body and how they identify has nothing to do with you, nor does it have anything to do with me. Also. I’m gay so why wouldn’t I support it? My brother is gay and has been happily married to his husband for 12 years. Why wouldn’t I support them? My niece/nephew (I don’t know the gender-neutral term for that) is non-binary trans, why wouldn’t I support them? They’re my family, and I love them and I want them to be happy. And those are all things that make them happy. I will admit that today’s society is fucked up, but valuing love over hate is not a bad thing.
@@derekhasabrain If you say that what two adults do in their private time should be kept between them, why do you have a pride flag in your username that promotes these activities to children among other people
That is actually the accurate representation of the lesbian population. Tv shows and movies legitimately have people thinking there’s like 1 gay person out of every 3 or 4 people, and people have actually been asked that. In the US, only 3 % of the population identifies as ALL LGBT, so frankly hearing one woman, not even 2 lol was actually kinda crazy like, “damn, there really are this few lesbian women out here.” This isn’t supposed to be political or anything, just a kinda crazy observation of media vs reality.
Though a lot of other sources says it's more around 15 to 35% (counting how many letters (LGBT) and at which places) + a comedy show is not a place where you interact with people often (so you won't speak right away), you can see that even in gay comedy shows people sometime don't respond, while 95% of the people here are LGBT there's like 20/30 responses, so i'd
Um, recent stats show that 7% of the general population, and 30% of gen Z identifies as LGBT. Go look it up. Also, there might have been lesbians there who didn't want their sexuality to be the butt of gross jokes.
now THIS is how you do a lgbt joke. no homophobia, no absurd views, just an actual bit of humor mixed in with discussions. god i can't stress how many "comedians" i've seen on YT shorts where the punchline is just (insert homophobic idea hidden behind boring story or half-assed joke). seriously, it's like if political cartoons were people.
It's funny. Comedians don't hold moral compass they don't stop at H!tler or N!gga, and the market of people laughing on LGBT community and their acts is huge, so a good Comedian makes a joke on them.
@@NotBedTundy30 I am aware that comedians like to joke about current world events and such, but half of the time it seems like some are just being plain homophobic and trying to hide it with a joke.
I assume you think she's a Muslim but I don't think that's the case. It might just be a name parents gave without any cultural ties. Another example is mia Khalifa (i don't know who that is) and people think she's muslim
@@SweatierAcorn Looking at the fact that you asked a question just shows me how you lack on knowledge and say “I don’t waste my time on fairytales” whilst you probably watch Disney, Marvel, and DC movies saying it’s cool. And no, we aren’t sexists. We protect our women just like how everyone protects their money and personal items, keeping them safe
18, but the reason why she doesn't know what "gold star lesbian" means is because only terfy lesbians and straight people use that. real weird to have a kinda class system of how gay you are when sexuality is sometimes a thing you learn and you shouldn't feel less than because it took you longer to figure it out.
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"Bi now, gay later" is a great play on with words.
Edit: thats alot of likes, goddamn
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Remove your evil deeds from my sight;
Stop doing bad.+
17 Learn to do good, seek justice,+
Correct the oppressor,
Defend the rights of the fatherless child,*
And plead the cause of the widow.”+
18 “Come, now, and let us set matters straight between us,” says Jehovah.+
“Though your sins are like scarlet,
They will be made as white as snow;+
Though they are as red as crimson cloth,
They will become like wool.
19 If you show willingness and listen,
You will eat the good things of the land.+
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genius little quip haha
There's me, the other way tho (m)
Yeah. And to be fair people are still figuring out what they truly want so being bi now and finally being sure gay later is a fact.
I don't get it
"I don't like it. It's pointy and it spat at me." had me dying😭💀💀
Ofcourse, cause ur a UkroNaze 🤡
@@jensclarberg6419 you mean the only funny part?? Yeah
@@jensclarberg6419🤓
I snorted 🐷
@@jensclarberg6419 Look at you go. Spiteful person aren't you
“Bi now, gay later” man is a genius
he didn’t come up with it
He didn’t come up with it and it’s also not true
@@fernthegreenfairy uh why not, literally people when exploring their sexuality can come to parking space (Identifying as bi) and then saying well this isn for me (or stay there ya know).
@@Indiekidsophie Yeah… they were never bi, if they thought they were bi, experimented then realised they were gay, that’s called being closeted, I was never bisexual because I felt pressured into sleeping with guys, I was never actually attracted to them, I was in denial, nobody can change their sexuality, realising your sexuality is different than what you thought it was is a totally different thing, if you could just become something else, don’t you think conversion therapy would have been a lot more successful, it’s obviously homophobic to say you can “become” gay, everyone who is “gay now” was always gay, regardless of what they identified as before or what experimenting they had to do to realise and come to terms with that, isn’t this common sense?
Also what the hell does parking spaces have to do with anything?
@@Indiekidsophie
Every single young lesbian and gay guy I know including myself thought they might be bi before having experiences with the opposite sex, realising they aren’t and then coming out as gay, not a single one of them has ever been truly attracted to or interested in the opposite sex, so to say they “use to be bi” or “turned gay” is factually untrue and deeply offensive, internalised homophobia has pressured gay people into sleeping with the opposite sex since forever, to say you think that means they weren’t actually gay at any point is clearly homophobic, I thought everyone understood that’s called being in DENIAL
Aisha was the last name I was expecting to hear calling out 😂😂
Yea, I was expecting the comments section full of astagfirullahs and illahs and fire pits passages and...🤣🤣
Aisha? Guess you don't have an older brother, on account of you still being alive.
Bro same💀
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19-year-old Ayesha is a lesbian... That's exactly what I pictured to be honest 🌚
"Vitamin D Injection"
This is gold.
I believe it's Jizz but whatever floats your boat 😂
Makes sense, alot of young men are brittle in the gym nowadays cuz of below-optimum levels of vitamin D while doing many rounds of pointy spatting.
This deserves a gold-star
@@beaspecter boom 🤝🏻
Someone could explain it? Please
"Well, she is now" oh dear...
Bro what’s he been doing to them? 😳
It happed to a friend of mine. She was number 3 and turned lesbian after dumping him. When I found out I was unsure if I should feel sorry for him or shit myself laughing.
@@michaellohmeier6427 what does it mean, she was number 3?
bro had me thinkin he rizzed up a bitch who wanted bitches
@@myheartwillstopinjoy8142 maybe it means it was his third gf
"Vitamin D injection"
"Smashing Pasties"
"It's pointy and it spat at me"
The fact that he chose a young looking woman so that he had an excuse to say these euphemisms
The way she was so quick to yell out and the rest of the place was silent as hell, I can't imagine how that would've made me feel 😭
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As I've always contended, many of these people are merely attention seeking.
@@7ebr830 jesus now responding when somebody is talking to you is attention seeking
these freaks are like 5% of population, no wonder she's the only one there.
@@TheLegend-ky2heyou replied twice.
"Smashing pasties"
8 seconds later: "Ah, how to put this politely"
1.2K likes and no comments???
All I can say is that yes, the irony is great indeed 😂
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It's an expression 😂
Smashing Pasties 😂😂😂
Nice
😂👍
It just doesn’t sound right when he says it, think it’s because he’s such a Tory it sounds very forced.
@@Burner39that's why it's funny
... What does that mean? (Never heard this before)
That was the night Aisha had to pack her bags and move out of her parent's house.
That’s actually kind of sad ngl
I don't understand it. Why would she do that? WHat does that have to do with this video?
@@mackayladavis4021 Aisha is a Muslim name, and she said she was a lesbian. Get it?
As it should.
@@Zibonnn Well, it’s Arabic.
It might be popular among Muslims, but it’s not a guarantee.
As someone who dated a woman who now identifies as a man, the "well, she is now" hit hard 🤣
Its not like you had any influence on that 😊
@@CynthiaRoseK One would hope! 😆
@@scottd.1700 now comes the big question: Is it gay if you smash a woman who identifies as a Man later on?
@@scottd.1700Good thing you were able to try it out with the default setting before the virus set in.
Bro same. She was so cute too. What a damn shame.
Jeez guys be mature. It’s an expression.
It’s hard for people to be mature nowadays.
@@BoredNik7856 "It's hard"...another problem with the D, as if being pointy and a spitter isn't enough.
@@ddebenedictis what?
Be mature and pay your TAXES 😛😜😜
Seems like you need to find a balance between being mature, and having a sense of humor
My friend had 2 different girlfriends and they're both lesbian now 💀
Update: His 3rd girlfriend broke up saying "she needs space" 💀💀💀
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We call him the converter
If this is true
Then that means
He dont know how to give it to them
They got bored
And are now trying girls
That's not a good track record
Sounds like he's got a type
I'm surprised nobody heckled him with the "I can see one on stage" line
Probably because they dont want to then get destroyed by Carr.
@@cjlister8508 that's the fun of a Jimmy Carr show tho lol
@@haych5491Yeah thats fair actually. If Im going to be insulted by anyway, Id want it to be Jimmy
You can tell that this guy is very smart by how his word choices are very inoffensive and polite! True gentleman
He's the politest comedian ever. You know it's true because he always wears a suit.
I'm not sure if it's him or the one that writes the monologue.
don't get me wrong. I had to go to the toilet before looking at the coments because I was peeing myself.
that monologue wasn't improvised so it's not proof of his smartness.
but I can't deny that the guy knows how to deliver a good joke without sounding like an *sshole.
and what would be offensive fucking snowflake?
Nah it was still offensive to bi people lol, insinuated that we are a stepping stone instead of being valid as a whole sexuality which doesn’t change
@@googoogaga7986 As a bi person, I didn't find that offensive. That was just a joke
“I don’t like it. It’s pointy and it spat at me”
Lmao I’m dead
this was very wholesome for a Carr bit
That must be why it wasn't funny.
@@wayneurquhart7192 it's Jimmy Carr. If you want something funny you're in the wrong place lmfao
@@solus8685 Looks like we just out-voted basil on whether Jimmy is funny or not.
this was actually somewhat funny, most of the time he's just an absolute c*nt to people with nothing funny to show for it
@@edithputhy4948 damn, the replies to my comments really are the duality of man lmao
I’m so glad comedy isn’t dead, it means there’s still hope for this generation.
Comments this on one of the most unfunny comedians I’ve seen lol
I just saw him live in San Francisco a few days ago. It was two hours of epic ab-cramping laughter. 😂
It’s point and it spat at me 😂😂🤣
In the usa, people would have been fucking rioting over this
Exactly, people are too dang sensitive bc someone hurt their feeling, why can’t people joke anymore?!
@@stuartyaughn9611 i get offended and angry when im being accused of something, I’m not . But he asked/ she answered simple. The truth only
Riot over a joke but quite happy to let a bunch of criminals represent the country. Sounds like America.
Really? I always imagine Americans to be jolly and open minded ( except the bible belt fun( not) deMentals.
No we wouldn't. *eye roll*
Tell me more about how you only know about America through shite news.
" Smashing Pasties ".........absolutely hilarious......
He killed me.. word play was excellent
'Bi now, gay later'
I'm out of here dude 🤣🤣
A bi Muslim. May allah guide this ummah
Bi muslim? You're kinda lost there
Fr she should change her name Aisha رضي الله عنها is the wife of the Prophet Mohammad peace be upon him, she does not deserve her name
@@abdullahalharthi2429 may Allah guide her to the right path
@@spectra108thats besides the point. Pointing out something like that doesnt benefit anyone in any way, as you knew what he meant. The people of Lut (Loot) were known for being gay, and the punishment given to them by Allah (god) was very severe, having the town flipped upside down and stormed with rocks and clay. Being any sexuality besides straight is a disgrace for a muslim. May Allah guide her.
You the beerus that was in halal lounge?
Brah he roasted without roasting them 💀💀💀
He isn't roasting anyone
“I don’t like it- It’s pointy, and it spat at me-“ Should not have made me laugh as hard as it did. 🤣🤣
Should’ve just shouted “get her” 😂
Genesis 7:7
7 So Noah, along with his sons, his wife, and his sons’ wives, went into the ark ahead of the floodwaters.
@@davidantonucci1161
And then they all fucked
@@microwave4928
Let the one who has an ear hear
what the spirit says to the congregations:
The one who conquers
will by no means be harmed by the second death.’
@@microwave4928 For Christ is the end of the Law, so that everyone exercising faith may have righteousness.
and he will rule as King over the house of Jacob forever, and there will be no end to his Kingdom.”
@@davidantonucci1161
For Moses writes about the righteousness that is based on the law, that the person who does the commandments shall live by them and so fourth and so fourth
Try think for yourself instead of reciting scripture
"its sharp, pointy and it spat at me"
man Im dead
He's a comedic genius 😂
He sounds so polite and conserned 🥺
Now THIS is how you make gay jokes without just insulting us
Go off urself
@@user-xp8bm6fo4j awww are you upset?
Schizophrenia moment
@@user-xp8bm6fo4j Common Comment W🗿
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“How old are you Aisha”
“I’m 9”
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What's ur point?
You fools are obsessed with Islam. I’m sure you would give your wives and daughters to the Muslims as captives just to kiss their feet!
That's no joke, pls stop with that. This "lesbian" is the disgrace to the name.
@@sohailpatel7549 disgrace to the name of… a 9 year old? 🙃
The Muslims seething because of her name are so funny to me lmao
fr😂
There are no comments seething, stop making stuff up bruh.
We're not seething, its you and her that are going to be sizzling, homeboy. We're quite content.
@@ryanmarlin2974 "We're not seething, its you and her that are going to be sizzling, homeboy. We're quite content."
If any god would want to torture someone for eternity for finite crimes you have to admit that it, and anyone who worships it, is absolutely amoral.
@@Pokarot you don't know what God will do. And you have no morality. And your morality is subjective. You can't say what is right and what is wrong. Only what is right and wrong for you.
This man is genius 😂😂😂
I love his delivery and his way with words.
That hit right where it hurts. My first gf was a lesbian. She didn't know it at the time of course. Everything was weird and felt weird. I was 16, she was 18. She cheated on me with a girl and it clicked and she realized what was missing, and she dumped me. She could have told me the reason though - which she didn't. Would have saved me two years of depression and self doubt and reflection on what I'd done wrong to push her away.
Two years because I gathered all the courage I had and gave her a call and asked what went wrong, and she confessed. Feels funny to remember it now, so many years passed.
She didn't tell you because she was afraid of how you would react. Most men won't take that news well... Trust me...
@@ashleighelizabeth5916 suuuuure, blame the victim
@@mba4677 nobody is a "victim" here. And nobody is getting blamed. I'm telling you why she thought that. And you know damn good and well that I'm right so grow the fuck up.
@@mba4677 I don’t consider myself a victim. And neither is she.
@@ashleighelizabeth5916 I am not “most men”. Matter of fact I wasnt a man at all back then. 16 and 18, we were just a bunch of kids figuring things out and making a buttload of mistakes along the way. And trust me, that girls wasn’t afraid of anything back then, least of all me.
We still chat once or twice a year, and I like to think we share a mutual respect towards each other.
unironically, thank you for being polite.
The "try-before-your-bi" had me rolling 🤣 💀
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As a gold star myself i found that funny. But its often used as a term to say some lesbians are better than others. I don't like that and am glad this term isn't very common
I do think that there are degrees of homosexuals.
@@gofish7388 that's what the Kinsey scale is for
“Any lesbians out here today?” *”Aisha”*
It's probably "Ayesha" the western name
@@elendile47🤡
@@elendile47and where did that originate from
@@Influential1blisfrom a paedophile's victim 😅
Took me a minute to get the vitamin D injection . Clever line
Nothing like a vitamin *D* ick injection just ask any homo.
from now on when I’m parting ways with someone I would just say "bi-now gay-later" really quick and see if they notice
"Well she's now"
Can relate it was 2 years ago, and yet I can't recover mentally not emotionally, on the good side, I look more feminine than her new partner so not so lesbian after all.
Hey its got nothing to do with you you don't have to feel bad hahaha. That's just her sexuality
As a lesbian myself this baffles the shit out of me. If I want to date somebody that dresses, talks, acts and eventually starts to look like a guy I will date a guy. I don't want any of that, not for myself and not for the girl I'm with.
@@ashleighelizabeth5916 I feel like there's some way to relate that behavior to transphobia.
@@pleasereadthewholecomment552 ironic that you say that because I'd rather date a feminine trans female than date a butch cisgender female. I'm not hung up genitalia I'm hung up on my girl looking, acting, smelling and feeling like a girl.
@@ashleighelizabeth5916 I don't mean you. I meant the other side. Dating a man in every way except name and dick.
Is always great when the audience play along nicely.
"It's pointy and it spat at me" nearly made me blow my drink across my keyboard.
Jesus. That's a lot of homophobia in the comments. People, if God wants to smite us let him.
Even as a pious catholic, I personally think we just shouldn't acknowledge it at all, let 'em worry about it when they reach the pearly gates.
@@ThePersonMan Exactly I agree with you I hate these people that think they’re god going around being jerks we should just ignore them and let god decide
@@ThePersonMan I have never heard a pious Christian call himself pious. You are not who you think you are
@@mahaduzumaki6643 I'm just trying to keep people off this guy's ass
@@ThePersonMan I also want to say if there is no acknowledgment of this then it would become widespread and normalized. Look at other countries which completely denounce homosexual acts. Their society has not normalized it and as a result less people are doing it. Don’t underestimate the evil of this sin.
The "bi now, gay later" is so true. I've had many friends say their bi but you notice that tone in voice that shows more and more. Then you just know.
I’ve seen a lot of Bi on paper but have exclusively hooked up with the opposite sex.
Seems like a tease for the gays.
confirmation bias in action
Dude has me cracking up on every clip 🤣🤣
Jimmy Carr is the best!
Her: Aisha
Muslims: 🤦🏿♂️
@@Sounds_from_Studio_Be doesn’t matter her race…her name is “Aisha”…. Which is the name of one of the best women ever!!
@RN
human rights and morality both coincide with each other, having a muslim name and being lgbtq is a disgrace to the name and a shame to the ummah..
Tell the British who love human rights to admit to thier inhumane actions in Iraq, Afghanistan, libya, Palestine, Yemen, and apostolic every single nation that was influenced by British colonialism..
@RN
Ur response shows how u r greatly influenced by the western depiction of Islam... I never stated the the actions of the British should be taken as an excuse for anything.. it's like the British trying to find remorse in the T-.ban for defending their lands from foreign military intervention.
Secondly, homo... is UNNATURAL, especially to humans, thus its immoral.
The woke agenda of the west has turned what is considered immoral into a human right, I wouldn't be surprised if intimate relations with relatives will be considered "a human right" in the west in the next 5-10 years.
Moreover, islam abides by natural Law, it's not affected by objective morality and certainly not my western liberalism.. there is absolutely not a shred of evidence that people are born this way, that why many who are from LGBT+.. have had an exposed childhood to these things which influenced that person into confusion in his $€×uaIity.. it's the fact that more and more schools are beginning to teach such stuff to children plays a high role in indoctrination indoctrination younger generation into being or supporting such dev¡ant communities.
Islam stands as the ONLY thing in this world with the Moral natural right of mankind and human biology that stands opposing such indoctrination and acts that are foreign to the human sense.
@RN
The the first thing you need to know is about the largest genetic investigation of sexuality ever,. The study of nearly a half million people closes the door on the debate around the existence of a so-called "gay gene."
So, there is actually no evidence supporting the claim that these people were born this way, the matter of their orientations is coused by their environments and some genetics and has little to do with biology.
Do not compare humans to other species, humans have their own natural characteristics that apply only to them, including morality.. similarly to how intimate relative relations are viewd as UNNATURAL thus IMMORAL, it also applies to the disorders coused by a person's environment which leads to them becoming a member of LGBT+.
In the holy Quran, we have a verse where prophet Lot is addressing his people, he states:
27:55-56
*{Do you indeed approach men with desire instead of women? Rather, you are a people behaving ignorantly." ● But the answer of his people was not except that they said, "Expel the family of Lot from your city. Indeed, they are people who keep themselves pure."}*
Animals also result in cannabilism and other stuff.. this does not mean it's natural especially when we refer to humans. It's far from being biological, it's coused by being surrounded with woke views which can deviat the person into confusion.
Quran 23:71
*{But if the Truth [i.e., God] had followed their inclinations, the heavens and the earth and whoever is in them would have been ruined. Rather, We have brought them their message, but they, from their message, are turning away}*
The study I mentioned earlier that was done in 2019, u should read about it.
And that's the worst analogy I have ever seen.. btw
A good analogy for homo behavior would be psychopaths or sociopaths, and even other disorders that may be coused by both environmental and genetic such as schizophrenia etc.. these are all UNNATURAL, yet they are coused geneticly or environmental and maybe both as a disorder.
@@RespectedthoroughlyAisha was a little girl and muhammed was a child rap¡st
How to turn a woman into a lesbian?
Get her to sleep with this guy 😂
He said that
He's a very nice clown
You missed that joke? Is English your mother tongue?
Hey girls can squirt/spit too 😂 except ours is like a super soaker, gotta pump up first. Come on we all remember those 1990-2000 older super soakers that took ages to fill and pump before you could actually get good range on you’re shots 😂
“ I don’t like it, it’s pointy and it spat at me” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
This dude made lesbian jokes where he confirms that having previous relationships with men doesn't invalidates the sexuality of the person
I just
This growth in comedy circles and media happened so fast
I didn't expect to see someone bring up this subject in comedy while also being knowledgeable and funny
I'm so happy to live in this generation
Huh?
This is Jimmy fυcking Carr, mate. He's anything but the things you've just listed
He's got jokes for everyone may not all equally as much but he has them all.
He’s a douche but not really lol. Dr House but a. Comedian.
Not that deep, he was joking.
Also, it's quite possibility that girls who mistakenly identify themselves as lesbians and guys who do that as gays are really straight? If it's possible other way round, then yes it should be.
I don’t know what’s weirder, that Jimmy Carr, who is straight and is more than twice the age of that lesbian, explains to her what a gold star lesbian is, or that a 19 year old at the perfect age for meaningless Twitter discourse doesn’t know what a gold star lesbian is
Because Jimmy just discovered it and made it into a staged joke with the female plant.
are you american....? because he is straight.. so.what?he is more than twice the age....so what?
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I like Jimmy because he has the balls to not care who gets offended. He performs his art the way he wants.
He is the one who had the most hilarious laughter😅😅...HA-HA-HAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaah!!
Theres no way this guy isn't the voice actor for Wheatley
stephen merchant is haha
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My two lesbian friends gave me a Rolex for my birthday. I guess they misunderstood me when I told them for my birthday I wanna watch.
'She is now' oh man i love self depreciating humor.
tell me why i got happy when i heard my name, Aïsha is common and uncommon. common as in a lot of people have that name but you don’t hear it a lot
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What did you do?
"It's an expression..." 😩 definitely using tht
Every line is a joke in itself. This guy is hilarious
How is this man 50?
Lots of expensive work on his face
Actually he looks his age, all us 50 year olds don’t necessarily look wrinkled.
With all that expensive surgery, couldn't didn't want to pay his TAXES👌😜
@@larbi131 do you wanna know how much money he saved in taxes? Fuck all
born in 1972. Please forgive me
Very funny, I love the “try before you bi, gay later” joke that had me rolling!!!
Why do you support all of the demonic things todays fucked up society is promoting? Satanism, LGBT, trans, etc?
@@shiehuapiaopiao first of all I’m not religious, so I don’t support satanism in the religious way - although the official satanist church twitter supports LGBTQ+ folks so I like them for that. Second of all, there’s nothing morally wrong with being gay or trans. There just isn’t. You don’t have to be okay with it, you don’t have to love them, you don’t have to be gay, nobody is trying to force you to be something you’re not. What two adults do in their private time together has nothing to do with you, what somebody does with their own body and how they identify has nothing to do with you, nor does it have anything to do with me. Also. I’m gay so why wouldn’t I support it? My brother is gay and has been happily married to his husband for 12 years. Why wouldn’t I support them? My niece/nephew (I don’t know the gender-neutral term for that) is non-binary trans, why wouldn’t I support them? They’re my family, and I love them and I want them to be happy. And those are all things that make them happy.
I will admit that today’s society is fucked up, but valuing love over hate is not a bad thing.
@@derekhasabrain If you say that what two adults do in their private time should be kept between them, why do you have a pride flag in your username that promotes these activities to children among other people
@@shiehuapiaopiao wtf are you on about 💀
@shie hua piao piao what kind of gasoline did you inhale ☠️
Jimmy Carr is my country's most consistently funny comedian.
Went to his show last week. Didn’t stop laughing for 2 hrs straight. 😂
This is how you do good gay jokes, i fcking love Jimmy
Jimmy car is the funnest person to have ever lived.
"It's pointy and it spat at me" 😭
“Well she is now”
Dang you were that bad huh? 😂
If Jimmy Carr asks you something, just pretend like you‘re mute. Otherwise you get roasted 😅
I quite like the pointy spitting thing
Your name is jason... Hi there how are you
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"Smashing pasties long."🤣🤣🤣
“smashing pasties“ lmao 🤣
Her name's Ayesha!!!!
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She's probably going to be attacked in the comment section.
Yeah 🤣
Why and how?
Astaghfirullah
Stfu,you guys weird af
@@bb-qq2bn You are weird dor advertising homosexuality.
@@PhilosophersParadise you guys weird for advertising terrorism,gender inequality,halala,jihadi mentality
"its pointy and it spat at me" 'm dead 💀💀
"thanks Michael" 😂
Shamonaah!!
My 2 lesbian neighbours bought me a Timex for Christmas. I guess they misunderstood me when I said I wanna watch...
That is actually the accurate representation of the lesbian population. Tv shows and movies legitimately have people thinking there’s like 1 gay person out of every 3 or 4 people, and people have actually been asked that. In the US, only 3 % of the population identifies as ALL LGBT, so frankly hearing one woman, not even 2 lol was actually kinda crazy like, “damn, there really are this few lesbian women out here.” This isn’t supposed to be political or anything, just a kinda crazy observation of media vs reality.
@@iveliosxilosient specifically state what you mean and in regards to what, thanks.
Which sources are you basing that from?
Though a lot of other sources says it's more around 15 to 35% (counting how many letters (LGBT) and at which places) + a comedy show is not a place where you interact with people often (so you won't speak right away), you can see that even in gay comedy shows people sometime don't respond, while 95% of the people here are LGBT there's like 20/30 responses, so i'd
@@FunnyParadox that's cute but there's no source provided so I'm calling bullshit
Um, recent stats show that 7% of the general population, and 30% of gen Z identifies as LGBT. Go look it up. Also, there might have been lesbians there who didn't want their sexuality to be the butt of gross jokes.
now THIS is how you do a lgbt joke. no homophobia, no absurd views, just an actual bit of humor mixed in with discussions.
god i can't stress how many "comedians" i've seen on YT shorts where the punchline is just (insert homophobic idea hidden behind boring story or half-assed joke). seriously, it's like if political cartoons were people.
And then people are “snowflakes” for not liking the joke that’s basically blatant homophobia
It's funny. Comedians don't hold moral compass they don't stop at H!tler or N!gga, and the market of people laughing on LGBT community and their acts is huge, so a good Comedian makes a joke on them.
@@NotBedTundy30 I am aware that comedians like to joke about current world events and such, but half of the time it seems like some are just being plain homophobic and trying to hide it with a joke.
@@khornelordofskulls7090 if it makes audience laugh, it's good. If doesn't, then there's agenda.
That man, is pure genius🤪👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Aisha + Gay = WTF?
Don't worry...hell fire need bones to keep on
I assume you think she's a Muslim but I don't think that's the case. It might just be a name parents gave without any cultural ties. Another example is mia Khalifa (i don't know who that is) and people think she's muslim
@@user-nu1cb2qc4x And that includes muhammad 😅
" My name is aisha "
she is muslim and supports LGBTQ+ astaghfirrullah may Allah guide you
May Allah guide her away from the western brainwashing.
@@PhilosophersParadise isn't that religion generally sexist? Or is that just the region it originated from?
@@SweatierAcorn Looking at the fact that you asked a question just shows me how you lack on knowledge and say “I don’t waste my time on fairytales” whilst you probably watch Disney, Marvel, and DC movies saying it’s cool.
And no, we aren’t sexists. We protect our women just like how everyone protects their money and personal items, keeping them safe
She isn't religious
“It is pointy and it spat at me” bruv 🤣🤣🤣I can never look at my peepee the same way I did before
Man is an alternate version of young Sheldon😂
What has the Uk done to Muslim girls? 😔
Better than how you will ever treat them
@@lumichromekYou've never been to Paris have you?
Got a problem you know were the airport is simple
@@lumichromek The Muslims treat the women better you just confuse them with men
You don't know If she's muslim
Wheatley portal 2
Wait is it actually him? I cant unhear that now.
@@magmapixel8627no it’s not. Stephen Merchant (creator of The Office with Ricky Gervais) voices Wheatley
The jokes on him and the audience because she was mocking Islam and he gave her oxygen!
She was definitely planted in the audience.
Jimmy Carr is such a genius.
Golden, should have informed Johnny Depp about his vitamins before he paid 7 million dollars..expensive but Golden
Try 30 million, he also paid off the millions of dollars worth of debts the skank owed and got his Range Rover
18, but the reason why she doesn't know what "gold star lesbian" means is because only terfy lesbians and straight people use that. real weird to have a kinda class system of how gay you are when sexuality is sometimes a thing you learn and you shouldn't feel less than because it took you longer to figure it out.
courageous and strong. Do not be struck with terror or fear, for Jehovah your God is with you wherever you go.”+
10 Then Joshua commanded the officers of the people: 11 “Pass throughout the camp and give this command to the people, ‘Get provisions ready, because in three days you will cross the Jordan to go in and take possession of the land that Jehovah your God is giving you to possess.’”+
12 And to the Reuʹben·ites, the Gadʹites, and the half tribe of Ma·nasʹseh, Joshua said: 13 “Remember what Moses the servant of Jehovah commanded you:+‘Jehovah your God is giving you rest and has given you this land. 14 Your wives, your children, and your livestock will dwell in the land that Moses has given you on this side*of the Jordan,+ but all you mighty warriors+ should cross over in battle formation ahead of your brothers.+ You must help them 15 until Jehovah gives your brothers rest, just as he has given you, and they also take possession of the land that Jehovah your God is giving them. Then return to the land you were given to occupy and take possession of it, the land that Moses the servant of Jehovah gave you on the east side of the Jordan.’”+
16 They answered Joshua: “We will do all that you have commanded, and we will go wherever you send us.+ 17 Just as we listened to everything Moses said, so we will listen to you. Only may Jehovah your God be with you just as he was with Moses.+ 18 Any man who rebels against your order and does not obey every command you give him will be put death.+ Only be courageous and strong
"Vitamin D injection" I'm dying over this 😭
And in the end he turned it all on himself 😂😂😂
Aisha? No, no this is horribly wrong.
Waaaahhhhh😭😭😭😭
No it's not, get a life
“it spat on me”
Bro 💀 💀 💀