All Dissidia Kefka Intro Quotes

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  • čas přidán 14. 12. 2009
  • Dissidia 012 remake is up, in the video response. At a glance through the comments, the quotes to Exdeath, Jecht, Squall, Cloud of Darkness, and Kefka himself seem to have won this round. Excellent choices too!
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Komentáře • 101

  • @jimmydalad
    @jimmydalad Před 13 lety +33

    Love Kefka's quote against Squall. "I see a poser!" made me lol.

  • @Thawktwo
    @Thawktwo Před 12 lety +23

    "I see a poser!"
    - Kefka on Shadow the Hedgehog.

  • @ManInTheMask1000
    @ManInTheMask1000 Před 5 lety +19

    I understand Dave Wittenberg has done a lot of other roles, but for the longest time, I knew of him as Kakashi. Yet seeing him do Kefka and nailing his character is amazing. It proves he can do a lot more than be a serious but laid-back shinobi.

  • @Spikkle
    @Spikkle Před 14 lety +15

    Love "Destruction without death? Bo-ring!"

  • @VideoGamesAndTheWorld
    @VideoGamesAndTheWorld Před 6 lety +32

    The Joker of Final Fantasy...Kefka

  • @AngryMarkH
    @AngryMarkH Před 11 lety +20

    "Ahhhh. The Smell of inexperience!" XD I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE!!!!

  • @NarfLarf
    @NarfLarf Před 13 lety +7

    I love how animated they made Kefka's character in Dissidia.

  • @totallyoriginalbro
    @totallyoriginalbro Před 13 lety +7

    When Jecht came on, I smiled really freakin' huge. He seriously has the most fitting theme.

  • @Lux_the_Lost
    @Lux_the_Lost Před 11 lety +20

    Kefka: "Ehh, what is it that you want?"
    Sephiroth: "You're annoying. ...And I don't like compettion."
    Kefka: "What? ...Oh, you're the one-winged whats-his-face the, is that it? Well, in that case..."
    (Fight begins. How it ends is up to everyone else, though :P)

    • @TheZeroSbr
      @TheZeroSbr Před 3 lety +2

      Sephiroth is a planet buster. Kefka is maybe continent level. Sephiroth stomps every time. The entire reason Kefka doesn't actually taunt Sephiroth is because he knows he's going to lose no matter what. He at least has a chance to beat all the other characters.

  • @icx121
    @icx121 Před 14 lety +11

    Brilliant, Kefka is still up to his usual tricks then.
    "...I see a poser :D"

  • @GamesDudeL27
    @GamesDudeL27 Před 11 lety +8

    My personal favourite quote is Squall VS Jecht in DFF.
    Jecht: "If you're a lion, what the heck am I?"

  • @MrOrcshaman
    @MrOrcshaman Před 5 lety +11

    Love how he just mocks everyone except himself and shantotto

    • @lowhp_comic
      @lowhp_comic Před 2 lety

      since he enslaved Terra to destory the world due to her destructive Esper Magic powers, he could probable sense very similar levels in Shantotto and wants to enslave her instead

    • @MrOrcshaman
      @MrOrcshaman Před 2 lety

      @@lowhp_comic probably, or he senses her power and knows not to make a grudge until he can become more powerful

    • @TheEmpressReborn
      @TheEmpressReborn Před rokem +1

      You forgot one other that he didn't mock: Sephiroth. He didn't *dare*.

    • @DuskEalain
      @DuskEalain Před 20 dny

      @@TheEmpressReborn Nah he mocked Sephiroth too, "Ehh... what IS it you want?" isn't out of respect or fear, he's intentionally lampshading how Sephiroth's motives were unstable and changed as FFVII's story went on. He's basically telling him to make up his mind already.

  • @WizeDemon
    @WizeDemon Před 13 lety +7

    I laughed so hard when he saw himself XD

  • @Very_Hard_CPU_DK
    @Very_Hard_CPU_DK Před 14 lety +4

    Whoa! Who's THAT Handsome devil! XD

  • @RukudoSage69
    @RukudoSage69 Před 11 lety +9

    it means to imply that he's a pretty boy and a badass with all his weapons lol. basically kefka called him a jock lol

  • @Mephistel
    @Mephistel Před 12 lety +4

    "meatheads, meatheads everywhere"....
    I didn't know kefka was meme savvy.

  • @Dlayer7
    @Dlayer7 Před 14 lety +4

    Best of all:
    1.- "I see a Poser"
    2.-"You Battle-obsessed nimrod!"
    3.-"Destruction whitout death? Bo-ring"
    4.-"Get lost, Fossil."
    5.-"Completed your funeral arrangements?"
    6.-"ohh, Who' s THAT handsome devil?" (Kefka loves himself so much XD)
    7.-"one of us is not seurious enough"

  • @ValtonZenola
    @ValtonZenola Před 14 lety +4

    "Meatheads, meatheads, EVERYWHERE!!!" LOL win XD Kefka is awesome to the millionth power!!!

  • @Punaparta
    @Punaparta Před 12 lety +15

    @SuperMissile Actually, Kefka is Bisexual and Kefkasexual.

  • @NarfLarf
    @NarfLarf Před 13 lety +6

    "Meatheads, meatheads everywhere..." Holy sh*t, Kefka can use memes!? He just got a point higher in my book!

  • @MugenSniperGeek
    @MugenSniperGeek Před 14 lety +3

    XDDD his quote when he fights himself is priceless.

  • @wilk1001
    @wilk1001 Před 12 lety +8

    2:08 hipster kefka, making use of memes in games before it was cool XD

  • @VitunVatiVille
    @VitunVatiVille Před 12 lety +5

    Hes clearly insulting him as he says "ewww" and mocking his dressing style.

  • @callmechrisgaming
    @callmechrisgaming Před 12 lety +2

    1:35 is the best part

  • @dontKILLmyCAT
    @dontKILLmyCAT Před 13 lety +1

    1:37 OH SNAP! Instant Favorite

  • @dogurasuthanatos
    @dogurasuthanatos Před 14 lety +2

    I have to agree with you on Squall and Kefka, but I think my third favorite would be Exdeath.
    Also, to maybe explain his quotes about some of the others:
    Golbez: ...okay, no idea here.
    Sephiroth: Really, what is it that he wants? How many games is it going to take for this guy to find a single motive and stick to it?
    Kuja: Kuja goes on and on and on as though he were an actor. Kefka's not in the mood. XD
    Jecht: Kefka is probably playing off of one of Ultros' lines. "Muscleheads? Hate 'em!"

  • @perun1nj
    @perun1nj Před 12 lety +3

    Destruction without death?! BO-RING!!!
    Best one.

  • @TonRobo
    @TonRobo Před 12 lety +2

    In the Sephiroth one, he is mocking him like "Who the fuck are you, I don't have time for rookies...", at least for me. (O_o)

  • @blasiandomo
    @blasiandomo Před 14 lety +2

    "Ahh, the smell of inexperience" XD
    Although they could have done better for Kefka's quote against Sephiroth. I would love to see the legions of fangirls faces that Kefka's quote Pwned Sephiroth.

  • @ladycordelia17
    @ladycordelia17 Před 14 lety +1

    @K0opa - "You're annoying." (Sephiroth to Kefka)

  • @JJCgaming777
    @JJCgaming777 Před 13 lety +1

    you missed the quote : " destruction to all " . i love that one :D

  • @assaindude
    @assaindude Před 13 lety +2

    Kefka: I see a poser
    Squal: OH HELL NO!

  • @BastardMan
    @BastardMan  Před 14 lety +2

    agreed entirely. It's kinda annoying how everyone in Dissidia seems scared of Sephy... except for Tidus of course

  • @MegaLancer1100
    @MegaLancer1100 Před 12 lety +3

    I like how he says "Now you could destroy the world!" to the cute, tiny little girl, mouse, thing, the point is it doesn't appear to be dangerous.

  • @Kinichie
    @Kinichie Před 14 lety +1

    Kefka isn't scared of Seph, he's just confused because Sephy wants "Dis Pear"

  • @Vinnce12
    @Vinnce12 Před 13 lety

    @Wiggymaster Ha. Everyone and their grandmother says that. I think it would be fitting seeing as often he breaks the forth wall.

  • @Slasher9485
    @Slasher9485 Před 14 lety

    I have to nail it down to my top 3 "Meatheads, Meatheads, everywhere..." Just classic kefka. "Now you have what it takes to destroy the world" just wow. And lastly "Destruction without death?Bo-ring!" Love it.

  • @LilianaAdel
    @LilianaAdel Před 14 lety

    1.Jecht 2.Zidane 3.OK, 4 Shantatto

  • @Wiggymaster
    @Wiggymaster Před 14 lety +2

    It really would've been epic if he had called Sephiroth a mama's boy... such a shame the guys at Squeenix lacked the balls to have him say that, I suppose in fear of pissing off the legions of fangirls.

  • @Golbez42
    @Golbez42 Před 13 lety

    @DevotedIslamfan it's " FIGHT 2 " from Final fantasy IV ... with dissidia remix :)

  • @JayAshBranAudioScripts
    @JayAshBranAudioScripts Před 12 lety +3

    Here's one:
    Why so serious?

  • @H1W25K1998
    @H1W25K1998 Před 13 lety

    How can you make Kefka say the intro quotes? When I battle him as ( for example ) Firion, Firion says the intro quote

  • @EmperorXaozx
    @EmperorXaozx Před 14 lety

    now that you think about it Golbez does look like he's dressed for a funeral

  • @munem939
    @munem939 Před 12 lety

    How do you get replays where the opponent says the line instead of your character

  • @steppyish
    @steppyish Před 13 lety

    @XZoneCiderpowered wel if you look int he pp shop you can get the 1 if you just hang a picture there with the song you can stil get it on :)

  • @WindyREDPanda
    @WindyREDPanda Před 4 lety +1

    Far better than Sephitoth's brooding ass

  • @Kingjustin1019
    @Kingjustin1019 Před 7 lety +2

    Kefka: time for your punishment. LITTLE ONE!
    Onion Knight: NO KEFKA! DONT!

  • @leviadragon99
    @leviadragon99 Před 13 lety

    Heh, missed the quote from Kefka encountering Chaos...

  • @TonRobo
    @TonRobo Před 12 lety +1

    It's a good theory too. (=p)

  • @commandervulkan
    @commandervulkan Před 13 lety

    2:12 Fuck yeah

  • @BastardMan
    @BastardMan  Před 13 lety

    @leviadragon99 you can't save replays vs chaos :(

  • @Kaboomboo
    @Kaboomboo Před 12 lety +1

    If I could be any villain, I'd be Kefka. Hell I'm not even half way through 6 and he's exhibited more personality than that flat assed Sephi.

  • @ImNotYourGuyBuddy
    @ImNotYourGuyBuddy Před 13 lety

    MEATHEADS, MEATHEADS EVERYWHERE.

  • @LordSiravant
    @LordSiravant Před 13 lety

    1:48 He should have said "Why so serious?"

  • @SapphireExile
    @SapphireExile Před 12 lety

    Of all the things he could have said to Sephiroth... and he picked that. XD!

  • @Eldeecue
    @Eldeecue Před 14 lety +1

    He really does have the best intro taunts of any character.
    I was a little disappointed with his Sephiroth taunt, though....there's a million jokes he could have made, and that's all we get?
    I almost get the feeling that Square was playing to the fan boys, making it so every character was intimidated by him a little.
    I guess Kefka does have that "...just another sadist with a God Complex..." line elsewhere, but...

  • @Shinzoken
    @Shinzoken Před 14 lety

    Destruction without death ? BO-RING !!!

  • @GenericMcName
    @GenericMcName Před 14 lety

    1: "i see a Poser". Thats sums him up.
    2: "one of us is not Serious Enogh" Joker Much?
    3: The one about himself.

  • @qwert25
    @qwert25 Před 13 lety

    Weird... I see that in different quote videos, Kefka's quote with Firion is
    "Aren't you hot?" instead of
    "Ewww! Aren't you hot?"
    Anyone know why that is so?

  • @DemonAbyss10
    @DemonAbyss10 Před 14 lety

    Haha, kefka sooo reminds me of the joker. If Heath ledger didnt die, id so want him to be kefkas VA.

  • @MugenSniperGeek
    @MugenSniperGeek Před 14 lety

    @Kinichie buth e can't have dis pear..it's MY pear..

  • @nayhem
    @nayhem Před 13 lety

    1:13 Do both of yourselves a favor and let him go about his business.

  • @SapphireExile
    @SapphireExile Před 12 lety

    @bl4ckcards The Fierce Battle from Dissidia.

  • @Passwordcom
    @Passwordcom Před 13 lety

    Possible Kefka insults to Sephiroth.
    "Someone needs his mother's milk today."
    "Amateur/Copycat"
    "Failed to destroy the world, i see."
    "I bet your dad is just as wacked."
    "Cool sword, boring personality."

  • @Sazandora123
    @Sazandora123 Před 13 lety

    @NarfLarf A psycho clown who can use MEMES?! Holy shit, I think we all should be pretty afraid now... oWo

  • @tasoganedude
    @tasoganedude Před 14 lety

    Makes me wonder who's the batman...

  • @K0opa
    @K0opa Před 14 lety

    1. Kekfa, 2. Squall, 3. Jecht ..who doesn't like Kefka quotes? :D nice.

  • @spawnthecrazy
    @spawnthecrazy Před 14 lety

    Get Lost Fossil!!!! LOOOL!!!

  • @VitunVatiVille
    @VitunVatiVille Před 12 lety

    Yea but i understand its guite hard to tell in Kefkas case what he means.;D

  • @ColeCity
    @ColeCity Před 13 lety

    @XZoneCiderpowered bartz seems like he did not care for him either lol

  • @fr801
    @fr801 Před 13 lety

    LOL who's that handosme devil? xDD

  • @agares1000hits
    @agares1000hits Před 12 lety

    i wasnt meatheads?

  • @TheMeteoDragoon
    @TheMeteoDragoon Před 14 lety

    One Kefka should of called Sephy a Mama's boy.
    Two CJ Collins should of done the voice of Kefka.
    three Kefka did not say anything about meat heads/muscleheads in FFVI so I'd of made reference to sabin of VI against Jecht with Wait he says do I look like a Waiter?

  • @RukudoSage69
    @RukudoSage69 Před 11 lety

    true lol but it was made to imply that squall is arrogant and full of himself.

  • @ShiningDarkness100
    @ShiningDarkness100 Před 14 lety

    Does anyone else feel that Cloud and Squall's should have been flipped around? Just saying they seem more appropriate when you switch them.

  • @dogurasuthanatos
    @dogurasuthanatos Před 14 lety

    @tasoganedude The only one that could be the Dark Knight is... the Dark Knight! Cecil! XD

  • @armageddanison
    @armageddanison Před 14 lety

    vs Emperor just hurts too much. I mean come on, what is less than worthless? lol.

  • @VitunVatiVille
    @VitunVatiVille Před 12 lety

    Goody two shoes.... Thats just my guess.

  • @PhysicHedgehog
    @PhysicHedgehog Před 13 lety

    Mine has to be
    1: Terra
    2: Exdeath
    3: Firion. XD

  • @sootythunder
    @sootythunder Před 13 lety

    wait wouldn't "SOLDIER FIRST CLASS" Cloud be the poser not squall......youd get it if you actually played ff7

  • @Halo1Light
    @Halo1Light Před 13 lety

    Kefka saw 1 poser

  • @BastardMan
    @BastardMan  Před 14 lety

    hmmm, Batman = Golbez?

  • @CommanderBroShep
    @CommanderBroShep Před 12 lety +2

    Kefka: *sees himself* Ohhh, who's THAT handsome devil?
    Everyone else:

  • @K0opa
    @K0opa Před 14 lety

    @ladycordelia17 lol

  • @RukudoSage69
    @RukudoSage69 Před 11 lety +3

    Hehe Kefka was scared shitless of sephiroth

  • @ed4409
    @ed4409 Před 13 lety

    @MegaGoodoldtimes It's not gay if your talking about yourself =p lmao

  • @Atharkas
    @Atharkas Před 14 lety

    The joker is a goody two shoes compared to Kefka! :p

  • @catgirlunlimited
    @catgirlunlimited Před 14 lety

    I see a poser!

  • @TheGreatPikminZX789
    @TheGreatPikminZX789 Před 11 lety +1

    Copy Kefka (Kefka just recolored) vs. Kefka... Awkward... O.o

  • @RukudoSage69
    @RukudoSage69 Před 11 lety

    well he is a rip off of the joker lol