New Boater Vs Boat Ramp (Chit Show)

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  • čas přidán 20. 09. 2021
  • Boynton boat ramp in Florida has plenty of boat traffic coming in and out. Today while filming we catch a first time boater backing up a brand new boat. This video is very informative and is extremely funny. Its always good to go out with a friend who may have experience before going boating. My name is Alfred Montaner Host of the Chit Show in Miami.
    Boat crashes and boat fails are all to common in the Miami boat ramps but I didnt expect Boynton to be this bad. The only thing that compares to this Chit Show is when googans go out of Haulover Inlet when its a wavy boats day.
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  • @Dudecifer
    @Dudecifer Před 2 lety +784

    Can’t believe this chit show lasted 28 minutes 🤩

    • @nodayatthebeach
      @nodayatthebeach Před 2 lety +13

      Best one yet !

    • @andrewsalacina9705
      @andrewsalacina9705 Před 2 lety +16

      And no boat in the water . That's the best part

    • @chromepump29
      @chromepump29 Před 2 lety +15

      Bro getting your boat lined up does no good if your vehicle isn't in line with the trailer. As soon as you start backwards you're off line

    • @gckshea
      @gckshea Před 2 lety +21

      Can you imagine the new Chit Show level reached if this guy tried this on a holiday or a weekend? Holy crap, Bro.

    • @larrymaulsby1711
      @larrymaulsby1711 Před 2 lety +21

      That boat is scared, after this it is going to need a lifetime of councelling.

  • @JofoTubin
    @JofoTubin Před 2 lety +656

    Drove straight back to the dealer like, "you sold me a bent trailer!"

    • @blazeandcyrus
      @blazeandcyrus Před 2 lety +35

      Thats what I was thinking when he was kicking the tires or whatever he was doing when on the phone. lol, calling the boat dealer, "Yo, man this trailer is junk"

    • @kabirconde5904
      @kabirconde5904 Před 2 lety +6

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @tompump1413
      @tompump1413 Před 2 lety +33

      The longer the trailer the easier it is to back up!

    • @stevejette2329
      @stevejette2329 Před 2 lety +6

      Maybe you could use it as a teaching moment instead of just ridicule ?
      Like, "Whichever direction the BOTTOM of the steering wheel goes, the trailer will go." "Slow is PRO." "Don't use the mirrors."

    • @JofoTubin
      @JofoTubin Před 2 lety +38

      @@stevejette2329 Someone offered him help and he gaffed them off. At that point, there's nothing to do but point and laugh.

  • @fuckyouyoutube2834
    @fuckyouyoutube2834 Před 2 lety +282

    This guy is an example as to why we should practice in a large parking lot before we even attempt to start backing up any trailer!

    • @northerngannetproject3147
      @northerngannetproject3147 Před rokem +10

      That just he did...

    • @benmcclure1602
      @benmcclure1602 Před rokem

      K-mart went broke just so we can have a place for trash dumping, over night drunk drivers, RC planes, cars, go carts, teen drivers and people who cannot back a trailer.

    • @theycallmePee
      @theycallmePee Před 8 měsíci +5

      I applaud that driver. He committed to practicing and himself - in an empty parking lot and ramp. The only person he actually disturbed was Alfred Montaner lol🤣

    • @Mudcat3434
      @Mudcat3434 Před 6 měsíci +4

      I mean at least he didn't do it on a busy weekend. And look, we all have been there learning. I agree though at least do some practice runs in an open parking lot. Still...better than holding everyone up on a weekend.

    • @angryblckman
      @angryblckman Před 5 měsíci +3

      He’s over steering , you only need to turn the steering wheel a quarter of the way and the slower you go the easier kt is to control the trailer

  • @chrisb9902
    @chrisb9902 Před 4 měsíci +54

    NEVER. IN. MY. LIFE... Have I EVER seen someone that CLUELESS about backing up a trailer!!!😮😮😮😮😮😮😂😂😂

    • @dashero11
      @dashero11 Před měsícem +1

      Because its fake . Hes a salesman and they did a interview with him and that boat .

    • @TimeToBeKind
      @TimeToBeKind Před měsícem +3

      I would have told him that it’s not his fault. The dealer accidentally installed two sets of left tires.

    • @TimE-bc9ez
      @TimE-bc9ez Před měsícem

      Not a man anyway

    • @jackrabbit6299
      @jackrabbit6299 Před 3 dny

      Not me. I've seen it.

  • @CJ0923
    @CJ0923 Před rokem +12

    My grandpa told me “back the trailer not the truck” but I think the best advice is keep one hand on the bottom center of the wheel. Move your hand in the direction you want the trailer to go.

  • @goldeneyewiionlineplayer1828

    That car now has more miles in reverse than forward.

    • @lightningstrikestwice6302
      @lightningstrikestwice6302 Před 2 lety +4

      Yeah the tires are wore out from doing donuts!

    • @lightningstrikestwice6302
      @lightningstrikestwice6302 Před 2 lety +3

      You know what on second thought! That might have been a setup//clickbait. There was a pilot that does or used to frequent air shows in an older tail dragger. The announcer would announce that there is a drunk in an airplane or something to that nature. This guy would take off and the stuff he would do made you think he was drunk. He'd come with an inches of crashing pull it off all the time and of course as it turned out he was a very talented pilot! For all we know this guy in the Jeep in the boat could have been a professional truck driver. He came so close to making it so many times and then messed it up you wonder! A couple of times when he was at a tight 90° angle he stopped just short of causing damage. A couple of times he got really close to the docks but stopped just in time and corrected. Maybe old Alfred needed a little stimulus for his site.

    • @davisewilliams8438
      @davisewilliams8438 Před 2 lety +3

      Lmao

    • @mosestorres6553
      @mosestorres6553 Před 2 lety +2

      😂

    • @frankjohnson6342
      @frankjohnson6342 Před rokem +3

      Three years from now the boat will be for sale with one hour run time for winterizing the engine and flushing it out and the trailer will need new tires.

  • @jodyhoo
    @jodyhoo Před rokem +296

    Takes me back 35 years, the first time I had to back the boat in myself, 8-lane dock with a 2-hour line. I was terrified, but the ranger directing traffic saw the terror in my eyes gave me a couple of tips, calmed my nerves, and I dropped it right in. I was so proud of myself. God bless that kind ranger. I’m a widow now. Boating days long since passed. Thank you for the sweet memories, and a serious laugh.

    • @KZ-ly1mj
      @KZ-ly1mj Před rokem +3

      That has to be your partner. No one is that stupid.

    • @jodyhoo
      @jodyhoo Před rokem +3

      @@KZ-ly1mj right…. Lol! Not quite. I will agree though, that guy’s a special kind of dumb.

    • @jimcronin4633
      @jimcronin4633 Před rokem +6

      All of those years backing the manure spreader into the feed lot with a farmall M have come in handy when backing my boat on a ramp.

    • @flamingtitan4696
      @flamingtitan4696 Před rokem +8

      This is a guy who will loose his car in the water...lmaooooo

    • @jodyhoo
      @jodyhoo Před rokem +2

      @@flamingtitan4696 Probably already has by now! 😂

  • @Rock-Bottem1982
    @Rock-Bottem1982 Před rokem +28

    It's hilarious that states require people to have a motorcycle endorsement, yet every state don't require ANY endorsements for trailers, or RVs etc...The logic behind this literally makes no sense to me. I hold a CDL A commercial driver's license. It took me 3 week of study, practice, 3 different tests required by the DOT just to get my CDL A permit

    • @GreyGhost120
      @GreyGhost120 Před měsícem +1

      It is possible this guy doesn't even have a driver's license 😅 .

    • @-_.._._--_.-.-_-_-_-...-.-
      @-_.._._--_.-.-_-_-_-...-.- Před měsícem

      It's possibe he'll never se your reply because the original comment was from a year ago! SMH!
      ​@@GreyGhost120

    • @GreyGhost120
      @GreyGhost120 Před měsícem

      @-_.._._--_.-.-_-_-_-...-.- omg thank yourself so much for this. ✌️. 🐐

  • @granth1734
    @granth1734 Před měsícem +10

    Gotta respect the old guy. “Everybody gotta learn”

    • @ziffle
      @ziffle Před hodinou

      Yeah... not at the boat ramp tho

  • @thomashale7532
    @thomashale7532 Před 2 lety +390

    This needs to viewed at double speed with a Benny Hill soundtrack! 🤣😂🤣

    • @douglasschmidt9929
      @douglasschmidt9929 Před 2 lety +8

      lol thats all I could think of was Benny Hill ! boy I miss him

    • @elizcc
      @elizcc Před 2 lety

      🤣

    • @sherryalfiebestprotraderik8949
      @sherryalfiebestprotraderik8949 Před 2 lety

      I'd take SHERRY ALFIE TRADING signal over other trading analysts, she's verified on google, the loses I was recording before her impact was becoming alarming, Alfie's signals remain top choice for me.

    • @paulomaeney7324
      @paulomaeney7324 Před 2 lety +9

      If this guy can't even back a boat into the water, he has no business being out on a boat in the water!!

    • @jeanniebartlett6967
      @jeanniebartlett6967 Před 2 lety

      Totally lol

  • @matman163
    @matman163 Před 2 lety +125

    I can only imagine he was on the phone with the boat dealer and blaming the trailer wont go straight. 🤣

    • @davidcatton3928
      @davidcatton3928 Před rokem +15

      LOL thats what I was thinking, ... Dude, there is something wrong with these tires, they don't run straight.

    • @bigbirchwood67
      @bigbirchwood67 Před 10 měsíci +1

      I was thinking the same thing. I can imagine being a salesman and get the phone call of a customer saying that you sold me a defective trader.

  • @MattC.87
    @MattC.87 Před 4 měsíci +19

    He had to know what he was doing. Backing a trailer in a full circle is no first time maneuver, 😂 lol😂

  • @Nicks_Thrift_Picks
    @Nicks_Thrift_Picks Před 10 měsíci +9

    Dude I died with laughter when he did a 360 in reverse. He had to be trolling you 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @markstranig4272
    @markstranig4272 Před 2 lety +211

    Legend says he's still at the ramp to this day

    • @josephgonzalez6793
      @josephgonzalez6793 Před 2 lety +4

      😂😂😂😂

    • @jasonmiletic3713
      @jasonmiletic3713 Před rokem +3

      Only he left 🤔

    • @fastone371
      @fastone371 Před rokem +5

      someone tell me where this is please, I want to go buy his boat in a couple of years, it will never have been in the water!!!!

    • @chuckque6234
      @chuckque6234 Před rokem

      Lmao

    • @Eric_A.
      @Eric_A. Před 6 měsíci

      I say he drove directly to the boat dealer to trade down to a smaller model.

  • @kamilkarwat2706
    @kamilkarwat2706 Před 2 lety +282

    Plot twist: dude is just wanting to be on the chit show and messing with Alfred😂

    • @bryanrose4850
      @bryanrose4850 Před 2 lety +2

      Doubtful

    • @larrymaulsby1711
      @larrymaulsby1711 Před 2 lety +15

      I don't think he knew about the Chit Show until he got home, the boats for sale.

    • @waynebeck7801
      @waynebeck7801 Před 2 lety +6

      No one could be that stupid

    • @marcuslinton310
      @marcuslinton310 Před 2 lety +35

      When he got out and kicked the tires and was acting like he was lining it up, yeah this was staged. Doubt by Alfred, but definitely staged.

    • @stevenhenderson2989
      @stevenhenderson2989 Před 2 lety +5

      Cmon man. Did you see that hat. No way it was staged. Lol

  • @goode2shuz177
    @goode2shuz177 Před rokem +9

    I was slow to learn, but not that slow lol. He definitely needed someone to help him. My hubby taught me. His directions were excellent and I backed our boat in on the second try. Now I’m an expert by myself. Someone with experience helps so much when learning. First, I practiced at home. That is key. One of the best 4th of Julys we had was sitting on the dock watching inexperienced boaters try to get their boat on trailer after the fireworks display. My hubby assisted probably 25 people who had no clue. It does take practice and some people learn faster than others. Great video!

  • @SPANKA.
    @SPANKA. Před měsícem +6

    It’s commendable that he won’t give up💡

    • @JCxox
      @JCxox Před měsícem

      I agree. Lol

    • @justiceprevail1552
      @justiceprevail1552 Před 17 dny

      I know after th4th time, 5 at the most I would have left and gone to a large parking lot early in the morning and practiced.

  • @bobrichardson5905
    @bobrichardson5905 Před 2 lety +311

    When I bought my first boat eons ago, I went to a factory parking lot on a weekend and backed that rig up over and over until I knew I wouldn't embarrass myself at the ramp

    • @thomasflores7817
      @thomasflores7817 Před 2 lety +25

      I just practiced on gta by stealing pickups
      With trailers. Translated to real life perfectly, except the stealing part lol. Was even able to practice really hard stuff, like backing down a long windy drive way

    • @lovingatlanta
      @lovingatlanta Před 2 lety +14

      @Bob Richardson- 👍I did something similar eons ago too. Daddy made me practice and practice until I got it right. I used to love when I would pull up in truck to put my boat in the water alone all by my little 5’1” petite girlie girl self and shock every body watching. All they could say was “dang she did that”. 😂 I have a 39ft Carver and it stays in the water at the marina so I haven’t had to worry about ramp launching for a long time. That guy did the right thing by giving up and trying again on another day…hopefully with some help.🙏😂

    • @prynceal6762
      @prynceal6762 Před 2 lety +2

      Hell yea I did same thing.

    • @FinznFowl82
      @FinznFowl82 Před 2 lety +5

      I learned a similar way but I mastered it while working at a marina with a fleet of small skiffs we used as passenger ferries. I had to load and unload the ferries every day by myself mostly. I could back the trailer down the ramp, avoiding people standing in the way, their gear in the way on the ramp etc... I would back it down, hop out the truck and onto the boat, have the boat in its designated slip and back in the truck within a couple minutes and repeat until all the skiffs were in the water and ready to shuttle people across the sound to the lighthouse. People were amazed sometimes and just stood there and watched me. That was a fun job... especially running a flat bottom skiff across a choppy sound with a boat load of big chested women.👀🤤

    • @lovingatlanta
      @lovingatlanta Před 2 lety +3

      @@FinznFowl82 - 👍That’s pretty fantastic. Good times, fun memories. I could have watched you do that all day. It never bores me. 🤩👍💝

  • @Boone9269
    @Boone9269 Před rokem +83

    As a truck driver who backs into 7-10 different loading docks a day, some very small and tough angles, watching this guy try to back into a dock makes me feel like a genius!

    • @johndidonizio4906
      @johndidonizio4906 Před rokem +2

      After watching this guy back u I can't tell which way is right or left!😂

    • @nerdgarage
      @nerdgarage Před 11 měsíci

      I've seen some truckers that'll make even good drivers look like bad newbs. The best was when I was driving delivery in college : I watched a truck pull into a back lot that I would have considered crowded with the cars already there and figured it was a staff lot ... somehow that trucker did what in the 4 wheel world would have been a 3 point turn in space that most would have had trouble doing on 4 wheels and possibly in less time. Didn't lose a beat. Too bad that was before cell phones =(

    • @hoodwinker1964
      @hoodwinker1964 Před 10 měsíci +4

      It's freaking painful isn't it.....

    • @randywl8925
      @randywl8925 Před 7 měsíci

      You are. It takes time to make what you do "easy"
      I'm laughing and praying at this one.
      The only reason he's alive is because it obviously isn't Saturday.

    • @AUmarcus
      @AUmarcus Před 5 měsíci

      The longer the wheelbase the easier it is too.

  • @kevindavis4351
    @kevindavis4351 Před 8 měsíci +7

    This is why practice in a parking lot is necessary. I took my wife to an abandoned mall parking lot to practice towing and backing up a trailer. Her confidence went up big time and she understood the process by spending time behind the wheel.

    • @22Epic
      @22Epic Před 2 měsíci

      He could spend years practicing, if he can't figure out by himself how a trailer work and if he refuses help, then he will never manage to back up a trailer.

  • @shelleyissmelley
    @shelleyissmelley Před 11 měsíci +4

    I almost believe that was a setup by Chit Show. Comedy gold. Love it bro. You have a goldmine.

  • @trevormitchell4913
    @trevormitchell4913 Před 2 lety +87

    I wonder how much more dangerous he is when he gets in the water😐

  • @JoshuaDomoslai
    @JoshuaDomoslai Před 2 lety +454

    You know you’ve made it in life when you get an entire episode of the chit show dedicated to you! 😂

    • @28704joe
      @28704joe Před 2 lety +9

      Indeed a true privilege to share with friends and family recorded for posterity.

    • @rickjames8317
      @rickjames8317 Před 2 lety +10

      A day that will live in infamy 😂

    • @28704joe
      @28704joe Před 2 lety +3

      @@rickjames8317 Well said

    • @djtechinics97dj37
      @djtechinics97dj37 Před 2 lety +2

      winning

    • @jimwilliams4532
      @jimwilliams4532 Před 2 lety

      @@rickjames8317 I thought you passed on bro! Big fan!

  • @rosscockburn2269
    @rosscockburn2269 Před 27 dny +1

    Those are lessons everyone has to learn about backing a trailer. Most don’t learn them quite so publicly.

  • @clivehorridge
    @clivehorridge Před rokem +1

    I recon this guy just wanted to practice reversing on the ramp, and all the fenders were to protect his pride and joy just in case he really fk’d up 🤣
    I’ve always had trailers and boats since I got my driving license at 17, some 53 years ago, and I can remember practicing reversing my trailer on some wasteland close to home. I set up some cones and practiced aiming at them until I could park the trailer straight between them. Took me ages, but once learned you never forget, and now I can put a trailer wherever I want to with confidence. Hell get it, sooner or later.
    The boat ramp is a gift that keeps on giving - entertainment wise, these videos are hilarious - Thank you for the laughs ❤️🇷🇴

  • @coach5027
    @coach5027 Před rokem +66

    Backing up correctly is a blend of experience and confidence. This guy has confidence but not experience. I've been there with a trailer when I first got my camper. Best thing this guy (and anyone new to backing up a trailer) is find an empty school parking lot on a weekend, set up some cones or whatever and practice/practice/practice until you get the experience. Also know your limits and when to ask/accept help!

    • @perwestermark8920
      @perwestermark8920 Před rokem +11

      A bit of brain would also help. If the boat is turning the wrong way, he need to realise he can't continue angling his car in the same direction unless he want the boat at 90 degrees.
      It takes training to do this smoothly. But even without training, a brain would help informing when he need to angle the car in the other direction. Especially since he had a huge space there and didn't need to do it perfectly.

    • @cdbz20
      @cdbz20 Před 11 měsíci +1

      Guarantee he got stuck at low tide on a sandbar 😆

    • @marcosrestrepo7851
      @marcosrestrepo7851 Před 10 měsíci +3

      Been there done that

    • @Mudcat3434
      @Mudcat3434 Před 6 měsíci +1

      Honestly, all he had to do was line up straight , put his vehicle (which 100% is not rated to tow that package by the way) in neutral, take his hands off the wheel and let gravity do the rest. The boat will pull you down straight.

  • @murraymadness4674
    @murraymadness4674 Před rokem +396

    I have to believe the camera guy paid this guy to do that, because nobody can be that bad.

    • @davids5006
      @davids5006 Před rokem +22

      Lmao..I was thinking that

    • @alexbarber1566
      @alexbarber1566 Před rokem +7

      100pc

    • @WaterBug46
      @WaterBug46 Před rokem +32

      Yes they can. Hang at any public dock and enjoy the show.

    • @amysue1812
      @amysue1812 Před rokem +3

      They are practicing just like at the airport its a training time at the launch

    • @lolly1405
      @lolly1405 Před rokem +18

      I have seen this before. Anybody who puts their boat in the water with any regularity will see somebody like this every once in a while.

  • @doug4233
    @doug4233 Před 10 měsíci +5

    I can’t believe it took me so long to find you! Let the Chit show commence! Time to binge! 😂💩

  • @TheScooterBobby
    @TheScooterBobby Před rokem +6

    Omg I stumbled across your channel and I’m hooked 😂 you’re so funny. This is solid gold content right there. I’m surprised this entire time he hasn’t hit that pickup truck ❤

  • @elizcc
    @elizcc Před 2 lety +45

    BEST chit show EVER! Scenario: “I’’m here to return this dang trailer! It’s defective. Something is bad wrong with it. It refused to launch and I demand my money back!!”

  • @R1ripper85
    @R1ripper85 Před 2 lety +99

    This is the ramp in Boynton Beach Florida, I use it multiple times a week. I’m here to tell anyone that doesn’t know this already to PUT YOUR HAND ON THE BOTTOM OF THE STEERING WHEEL at the 6oclock position when backing up a trailer. Literally just swing your hand to whatever way you want the trailer to go. I used to sell boats and have taught many people using this method. Don’t overcorrect, let the trailer move before adjusting the wheel. If you have the truck/trailer straight and lined up to the water, you should never really need to swing the wheel past the 3oclock or 9oclock position while backing up, so try to position the truck/trailer as straight as you can so it’s mostly just a straight shot backwards to the water. Not always possible but still keep your hand planted at that 6oclock position. Good luck and happy boating!

    • @truckerclint7028
      @truckerclint7028 Před rokem +10

      Steer the trailer, not the car

    • @BarryWinner2075
      @BarryWinner2075 Před rokem +5

      Great advice, I used to work at a pool supply store that sold hot tubs and we had a "70 Ford F250 and a 32' flatbed trailer that used to be a camper trailer to pick the hot tubs up at the manufacturer, the manager used to drive the first couple times then had me take over, I practiced a few times in the parking lot then backed into the truck dock slot between Kenworths and Peterbilts, It was white knuckling at first but went perfect, The key to it is not to over steer and follow the arch of the trailer turn

    • @jd2plus2
      @jd2plus2 Před rokem +14

      Thank you , for the help , not everyone’s a pro . And I’d add why laugh at newcomers , we all are new at something

    • @gaara8217
      @gaara8217 Před rokem +1

      Tia

    • @russbell6418
      @russbell6418 Před rokem +8

      @@jd2plus2 ‘Cause he was too friggin proud to accept help. Made himself a laughingstock.

  • @kt14223
    @kt14223 Před měsícem +1

    Best show I've seen yet!! 😂
    Help is a thank you away.
    Good thing he is there alone, can't wait to see him retrieve it later lol

  • @stephen4763
    @stephen4763 Před 10 měsíci +6

    Can you imagine big hat dude putting the boat back on the trailer? 😂 Guarantee he will float the trailer and then try to physically manhandle the boat onto the trailer.

  • @safarijonas3490
    @safarijonas3490 Před 2 lety +217

    I can't stop laughing! He kicked his tires like it was the cars fault! 😂🤣😂🤣

    • @r3leggeddog
      @r3leggeddog Před rokem +18

      ...while also on the phone complaining angrily to his wife how he believes that he was sold a bad trailer with the boat because it isnt working the right way like its suppose to when used in reverse...lol!

    • @christie.grefff
      @christie.grefff Před rokem +7

      Lmao that's what I said. I was like it's not the tires fault buddy lol it's user error

    • @stephensarkany3577
      @stephensarkany3577 Před rokem +6

      Think he was in the phone complaining about the tricky axles

    • @bigbluengg
      @bigbluengg Před rokem +3

      I get the vibe that he's on drugs.

    • @ericomfg
      @ericomfg Před rokem +5

      I was crying laughing at that part

  • @gckshea
    @gckshea Před 2 lety +35

    "Either you have no friends, or (in the background) you're an asshole, and then you have no friends. " Greatest quote!

  • @ronaldbrailey1503
    @ronaldbrailey1503 Před rokem

    I can't believe I sat here and watched this whole video but it was so worth it 😂😂😂😂

  • @pauldavidgordon
    @pauldavidgordon Před rokem

    This is the very definition of a Chit Show. God bless him if he does get it in the water. He'll never get it out!

  • @Dailyfiver
    @Dailyfiver Před 2 lety +34

    The classic “lightly touch things and inspect stuff so people think I know what I’m doing at least a little bit” is cracking me up 🤣

    • @drewzuromski6289
      @drewzuromski6289 Před rokem +5

      And he was talking to no one on that cell phone

    • @giovonnipistiola5140
      @giovonnipistiola5140 Před rokem +4

      Exactly
      Total buffoonery
      Pride can sometimes be hilarious

    • @billpryer8798
      @billpryer8798 Před 11 měsíci

      😂 And he checks the prop but not the nut😅😅😅😅

  • @RED09G8GT
    @RED09G8GT Před 2 lety +56

    At least the guy was smart enough to come and practice when the ramp wasn't too busy.

    • @Bubbles99718
      @Bubbles99718 Před 2 lety +5

      Shoulda gone to a big empty parking lot

    • @nerysjohnson4819
      @nerysjohnson4819 Před 2 lety +5

      As a female who has a boat I don't know how to back up I always ask for someone to do it for me

    • @lightningstrikestwice6302
      @lightningstrikestwice6302 Před 2 lety +1

      No he wasn't! He had every intention of launching that boat. I wish he had! I don't think he'd ever gotten it out of the water though. He has more patience than anybody I ever saw. When he was finally done though he headed for the highway. He didn't put his back straps back on. Hope the boat stays on the trailer! The guys got to be smart or something. Between the Jeep and the boat is probably looking at 150 200 grand. Sure can't back up though. I'd have had that thing back there in about 2 minutes and givein him 5 cents change. He's probably a dentist! Has to take his time doing stuff! He needs to find somebody to teach him how to back up. He was so close at times. Yet so far away! Towards the end he seemed to be getting it with less corrections. But nope went back to his old way. Got to say though he had the circles down he did those pretty good. He was also able to do a pretty nice 90°. Those can get scary and expensive! Oops big crease in the back of the jeep. If he can't handle the Jeep and the trailer how he could be expected to handle the boat on the water. On a side note, the only way I can watch this long video was to mute the volume. Too much chatter! Gives me a headache! Otherwise the video was pretty decent

    • @lightningstrikestwice6302
      @lightningstrikestwice6302 Před 2 lety +1

      @@nerysjohnson4819 we all have to know our limitations! I'll bet you with some instruction you'd have it down. Not as hard as you think! Line it up in the beginning. Survey the area you're going to be backing into. I always found it easier to use one mirror and make small corrections. Some people say put your hand at the bottom of the steering wheel and turn it in the direction that you want the trailer to go. I never had to use that trick cuz I had a lot of experience moving around equipment. But it might work for those that don't.

    • @nerysjohnson4819
      @nerysjohnson4819 Před 2 lety

      @@lightningstrikestwice6302 thanks for the advice. Hopefully the dock will be empty and I can try it. It can be so stressful seeing everyone launch so quickly.

  • @leroycharles9751
    @leroycharles9751 Před 6 dny

    The best one yet.

  • @refluxcatalyst7190
    @refluxcatalyst7190 Před 11 měsíci

    That was absolutely incredible.

  • @crich1431
    @crich1431 Před 2 lety +39

    I once watched a Family Guy episode when Peter tried to launch a boat on the ramp. I honestly thought the cartoon was over exaggerating launching a boat. This guy is definitely a real life “Peter”

    • @dbofficial1213
      @dbofficial1213 Před 2 lety +1

      That's what I think about when ever I launch my boat

  • @jeffv103
    @jeffv103 Před 2 lety +46

    That's the all time record of launch attempts I've ever had the pleasure of watching. Unbelievable.

  • @jayvoorhees8011
    @jayvoorhees8011 Před 11 měsíci +1

    You’re reactions got me dying 😂

  • @bogeybustersgolf
    @bogeybustersgolf Před 9 měsíci +1

    Bro I LOST IT at 13:25!!! It looked like he was blaming the trailer for not aligning!! HAHAHA

  • @jasonleemeyers
    @jasonleemeyers Před 2 lety +75

    Thank you for capturing this moment! My son and I are crying, the 20 minutes of laughing hurts at this point.

  • @kerrytrout
    @kerrytrout Před 2 lety +25

    I kept saying, “STOP. TURNING. THE. WHEEL!” That was hilarious!

  • @majorwayne9866
    @majorwayne9866 Před měsícem +1

    I’m Cajun from south central Louisiana. I live on the bayou & there is 3 boat ramps within a mile & 5 more within 4 miles of my home. I have 2 boats & a jet ski so I’m at the ramps often & I’ll tell you commercial fisherman are the fastest in & out and most courteous. Most bass fisherman are quick & courteous at the ramps. We have a lot of Couyons (Cajun French slang for Dumba$$) with race boats/speed boats that love to block the ramps & even the gas pumps at the stations near the landings. Just yesterday, I pulled up to the gas pump, race boat guy was already at a pump. I filled my truck, pulled out the way & went into the store. The station owner is an old HS friend, I talked with him for a good 20 minutes, when I walked out, the race boat guy is still at the pump & he’s walking around trying to strike up conversations about his boat. Seeking admirations about his boat while blocking everyone out. They usually don’t prep before, they pull up to the ramp, then unstrap, put in plug, all while taking their time & praying that someone walks up & admires their boat so he can brag about his boat! I rather deal with a newby then the Couyons!!

  • @samuelrivera1244
    @samuelrivera1244 Před rokem

    This was worth every second

  • @brianaudet6220
    @brianaudet6220 Před 2 lety +226

    I'm gonna go with the dude totally knew you where there and played an epic chit show prank on you Alfred 🤣 the acting with the phone gave it away

    • @meauxjeaux431
      @meauxjeaux431 Před 2 lety +31

      Alfred was in on it

    • @gregorycampbell1857
      @gregorycampbell1857 Před 2 lety +25

      Yeah that definitely seemed like acting

    • @phonglo97
      @phonglo97 Před 2 lety +36

      The fact that he stopped right before hitting the dock a couple times is a good clue, but yeah getting out and kicking the trailer tires was a lot of Hollywood

    • @Iowawalrus
      @Iowawalrus Před 2 lety +7

      @@phonglo97 100%

    • @rustyboy46
      @rustyboy46 Před 2 lety +4

      This guy must be the offspring of his Aunt and Uncle…or this was staged?

  • @pilotspeed1
    @pilotspeed1 Před 2 lety +74

    If this guy has this much trouble backing a trailer can you imagine the Chit show with him operating the boat in the water! Talk about Captain Chaos!!! 😂😂

    • @boats2474
      @boats2474 Před 2 lety

      Ya think, he'll have Children?

    • @macking104
      @macking104 Před 2 lety +4

      tell that guy to go to Haulover when tides are changing!

    • @mp5kfisher241
      @mp5kfisher241 Před 2 lety +1

      Steve King his boat & trailer will be haulover the place?

    • @kevinellsworth9318
      @kevinellsworth9318 Před rokem

      Problem is people like this are dangerous!

    • @fastone371
      @fastone371 Před rokem +1

      If he woulda got that boat in the water imagine the trouble he woulda been in trying to get it out!!!

  • @AndyM...
    @AndyM... Před rokem

    Best half hour's entertainment for ages.!!!! 😎🤭

  • @BrassMtn
    @BrassMtn Před 15 dny

    This is bananas! No freaking way!

  • @chaz2785
    @chaz2785 Před rokem +15

    Ok when the guy started kicking the trailer tires, it confirmed this was a set up video. Well done 👏

  • @MolanLabe78
    @MolanLabe78 Před rokem +77

    Those of us who grew up on the river/lake/ocean forget how this can be difficult for new boat owners. Ive helped many who looked like they were about to blow a gasket trying to back one. Best advice is slow down and think about which way you need to turn then move a little.

    • @gearsd3008
      @gearsd3008 Před rokem

      Not really, I didn't do the best job my 1st time, but nothing like this.
      They key, was watching a lot of video on how to.

    • @kdubbya
      @kdubbya Před rokem +4

      Never turn the wheel all the way to lock when backing up a trailer. This guy must have done it 50 times.

    • @newsnowbc1934
      @newsnowbc1934 Před rokem +2

      There's no excuse for this. Whoever gave that man a drivers license should be arrested.

    • @Connor-zb4uo
      @Connor-zb4uo Před rokem +2

      @@newsnowbc1934 Yup some people are in-capable of doing what should be an easy task. My first time backing up a boat took me maybe 2 minutes max to get it aligned with the dock and down the ramp. The guy in a vid is over confident, Backing up a boat isn't hard its just small movements and predicting where it will go and correcting prior to it moving.

    • @dangerdan2592
      @dangerdan2592 Před rokem +5

      I saw someone say to put your hand at 6 o'clock on the steering wheel and then look back and turn your hand in the direction you want the trailer to go. Makes sense.

  • @MusicFandom
    @MusicFandom Před rokem +2

    Secret to a perfect trailer backing... Hold the bottom of the steering wheel so if you want the trailer to go left, you just turn the wheel to the left

  • @cziasai
    @cziasai Před 26 dny

    Priceless footage!!

  • @phgraves01
    @phgraves01 Před 2 lety +74

    I was laughing so hard, that guy had to have been trolling you!!! Thank you for the laughs

    • @jolkraeremeark6949
      @jolkraeremeark6949 Před 2 lety +12

      It was clearly intentional

    • @brianhoops6620
      @brianhoops6620 Před 2 lety +7

      @@jolkraeremeark6949 yes, sad of Alfred to “stage” this one. Plenty of Real content out there.

    • @ndurant3
      @ndurant3 Před 2 lety +8

      I think he was trolling Alfred too! I was sold until the guy got out and started kicking the tires and over accenting the phone call!! LOL

    • @scottdavidson5971
      @scottdavidson5971 Před 2 lety +6

      @@brianhoops6620 Yeah, the dude "somehow" backed a perfect circle. Pretty obvious!

    • @richardgalli7262
      @richardgalli7262 Před 2 lety +2

      it was staged for the camera guy, no way anyone that appears that incompetent at the boat ramp could have driven miles through city traffic without incident, this was a clown act for the camera

  • @joerucinski1962
    @joerucinski1962 Před 2 lety +18

    Hi Alfred, I can't help but make a comment on your video. Please let the folks out there know a few things about launching a boat: (1) Practice backing your trailer in a vacant parking lot. Not at the boat landing. (2) The parking (emergency) brake ONLY works on the rear tires, NOT the front. If they locked up the front, a person would lose control if they were to use the e-brake while driving. (3) Using 4 wheel drive can help to provide traction to the front tires. But NOT while in park. (4) Using a bar clamp to depress the brake pedal while parked on the ramp applies the FRONT AND REAR brakes. This could prevent a vehicle from losing traction on the rear tires and slipping into the water.
    Using your channel to provide useful information to novice boaters could be a great service to the entire boating community.
    I like your channel and enjoy what you are providing. Keep up the good work!!

    • @Bubbles99718
      @Bubbles99718 Před 2 lety +3

      I always thought busy boat ramps should have a chair umpire up there calling out plays

    • @zerofox7347
      @zerofox7347 Před 2 lety +1

      👏 well done you know how to reverse a trailer down a ramp.

  • @miketartaglia4590
    @miketartaglia4590 Před 14 dny

    Watching this makes me feel better took me like 10 attempts my first time I ever launched my boat was the first time I drove a trailer bud had a few buddys with me to help back me in lol

  • @rynor2691
    @rynor2691 Před 2 měsíci

    This guy backs up as good as Alfred narrates

  • @mikedevaney9901
    @mikedevaney9901 Před 2 lety +63

    I took my 11 year old daughter to the alpha beta parking lot at 6 a.m. to practice backing our boat up. After 2 times she said she felt ready, l got on board and she did it perfect. One time at extreme low tide, she picked up 12 different boats. It was a day we all had to help each other. I've always been proud of her. Mike

    • @kyleallen1858
      @kyleallen1858 Před 2 lety +1

      That’s awesome!

    • @ronniejones8052
      @ronniejones8052 Před 2 lety +1

      Supergirl!

    • @jarvey1962
      @jarvey1962 Před 2 lety +3

      A few pointers would have helped him out a lot

    • @ahwayzcool4630
      @ahwayzcool4630 Před 2 lety +4

      You know, if dude just accepted some help those guys they could've taught him about turning the wheel the opposite way and just use SMALL turns of correction. Dude would've learned it in a couple trys.

    • @keithscudder7136
      @keithscudder7136 Před rokem +2

      @@jarvey1962 He refused any help from another Captain halfway through the video. :(

  • @TheGeorgiaRover
    @TheGeorgiaRover Před 2 lety +46

    I’ve spent a lot of time around boats and boat ramps. I have NEVER, EVER seen that level of FAIL when it comes to maneuvering a trailer! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @BeamerTheFox
      @BeamerTheFox Před 2 lety +1

      this is just wow man, just wooow.

    • @mikep8861
      @mikep8861 Před 2 lety +10

      That’s because it’s staged. Tell me how he did a perfect full circle in reverse which is 100 times harder to do than simply backing it down ramp? And dude checking the prop and kicking the tires while over dramatizing a clearly fake phone call. This is so obviously set up

    • @jolkraeremeark6949
      @jolkraeremeark6949 Před 2 lety

      @@mikep8861 indeed

    • @user-fb8uc8qt6v
      @user-fb8uc8qt6v Před 2 lety

      Best part is it's not even a small trailer

    • @meauxjeaux431
      @meauxjeaux431 Před 2 lety

      Well, how many staged videos have you seen ?

  • @hopsonz28
    @hopsonz28 Před 11 dny

    As a former tow truck driver I can teach backing up in 30 seconds. First before you start backing up. Make sure you and your trailer are straight. Second put a hand at the bottom of the steering wheel and turn your hand in the direction you want your trailer to go.

  • @vh04863
    @vh04863 Před 3 měsíci

    Legend has it that this man is still doing circles in the parking lot!!!

  • @petegalletta
    @petegalletta Před 2 lety +88

    This is one of the best Chit shows ever, so entertaining to watch! But I also love that this new guy picked a quiet day at the ramp to go and try to figure it out.

    • @meauxjeaux431
      @meauxjeaux431 Před 2 lety +3

      He picked a slow day because it was a staged video, which couldn't be done on a weekend.

    • @stevejette2329
      @stevejette2329 Před 2 lety +3

      Problem is that he went to the RAMP instead of an open space somewhere.

    • @meauxjeaux431
      @meauxjeaux431 Před 2 lety +2

      @@stevejette2329 Can't stage the video anywhere else but a boat ramp...that's why !

    • @jerrysouthside8597
      @jerrysouthside8597 Před 2 lety +2

      @@meauxjeaux431 doubt it was staged

    • @alive4082
      @alive4082 Před 2 lety

      It is spelled *shit

  • @andrewpm2
    @andrewpm2 Před 2 lety +35

    That reverse 360 was friggin epic. I thought he was gonna glide it into position and punk you but nope he gave up. And no way he was practicing w a brand new boat bc you practice w an empty trailer so you can see/understand steering. That was entertaining

  • @Mr_Psycho_FPS
    @Mr_Psycho_FPS Před 6 měsíci

    Legend has it this man is still trying to put his boat in the water

  • @mrz1949
    @mrz1949 Před rokem

    The best on this video is the funny bandolero hat he was wearing…🤣🤣😂😂

  • @fanaticalhaircuts4242
    @fanaticalhaircuts4242 Před 2 lety +76

    Alfred did you pay this guy to deliver this epic footage?!?🤣

    • @ryant651
      @ryant651 Před 2 lety +8

      Yup because he did a full circle backing up.

    • @7Des7
      @7Des7 Před 2 lety +5

      I was thinking the samething...this is to comical to be real. If this isnt a setup then that was really scary to watch...holy shit

    • @fanaticalhaircuts4242
      @fanaticalhaircuts4242 Před 2 lety +3

      The FULL circle backup🤣🤣🤣..reading these comments.. I can vividly re-see the video play by play🤣

    • @robertallen938
      @robertallen938 Před 2 lety +1

      He had too.

    • @MrBe787
      @MrBe787 Před 2 lety +2

      Looks staged to me.

  • @jolo7693
    @jolo7693 Před 6 měsíci

    The 1st time i backed up a trailor i looked like this for a few minutes, then i just made sure i was straight and went straight back!😂

  • @Vanilla.Thrilla
    @Vanilla.Thrilla Před 2 dny

    🔥After watching this from start to finish, I don’t know if I was in fact rooting for the Man/Launch or rooting for the Ramp/Fail but what I do know is this was no practice session, this was the conception & abortion of a Salt Life for the World 🌎 to see..

  • @thatotherguy186
    @thatotherguy186 Před rokem +12

    First time boater AND Trailer…er… 😂
    I love the walk around trying to find a reason that the trailer is the problem, checking the tire pressure 🤣

  • @HighGear7445
    @HighGear7445 Před 2 lety +28

    My rule of thumb when I boated was when your cockeyed at the ramp , to pull ahead twice as far as you think you need to straighten out.
    It always worked like a charm.
    Another trick is to hold the steering wheel at the bottom while backing and turn the wheel to the direction you need the trailer to turn.

  • @mam362
    @mam362 Před 14 dny

    Who else wants to see Alfred try to launch a boat?

  • @hoodwinker1964
    @hoodwinker1964 Před 10 měsíci +2

    You paid this dude to star in the chit show didn't you,all this time he would've been in the water by accident...lol

  • @radsk8rbigollies594
    @radsk8rbigollies594 Před rokem +16

    My first lesson was "Do the opposite of your instinct" and that simple lesson alone has made towing in reverse manageable for me.

    • @Fetidaf
      @Fetidaf Před rokem

      I was always told “steer towards the problem” and that made something click for me.

  • @bshinn4884
    @bshinn4884 Před 2 lety +20

    Bro literally had it a few times and thought "nope. I'll turn the wheel some more. No way it's that easy"🤣🤣🤣
    He wants to learn by himself lmao. Dude is insane, making the same mistake over and over and over

  • @Northwoods208
    @Northwoods208 Před 10 měsíci +23

    I've diffused more than one potential boat ramp divorce by offering some friendly trailer backing advice, or being real nice and offering to back it in for them 😂
    Edit: thought i was gonna die laughing when he got out and started kicking tires like it was the trailer's fault 😂

  • @mkhurasany
    @mkhurasany Před 11 měsíci

    When i bought a boat, i did something similar. Went to a ramp that was fairly empty and just practiced for a solid hour. I had no intention of going on the water just wanted to get comfortable with it. And that practice helped a ton!

  • @highway264able
    @highway264able Před 2 lety +15

    Wife - How was the boating this morning?
    Husband- It rides great on the trailer!

  • @FFSkippy
    @FFSkippy Před 2 lety +50

    OMG! When I was new I wasn’t anywhere that bad. Loved the hand gestures while on the phone and checking the tires like they were causing it to go side to side..Tip for newbies, steer from the bottom of the steering wheel when back. Go right by turn the bottom to the right. Go left by turning the bottom of the wheel to the left. Small movements unless you want a tight turn.

    • @gregsadventures3872
      @gregsadventures3872 Před 2 lety +1

      I am a newbie I have the direction down but tend to oversteer

    • @hankschrader149
      @hankschrader149 Před 2 lety

      @@gregsadventures3872 oversteer is easy to do, but also easily corrected 👍👍

    • @jerrysouthside8597
      @jerrysouthside8597 Před 2 lety

      Never done it before it and I can do it it’s not that hard

    • @user-np9co2nm1z
      @user-np9co2nm1z Před 2 lety +1

      You hear yourself right? ITS STAGED

    • @donaldlitz4144
      @donaldlitz4144 Před 2 lety

      @@gregsadventures3872 dang didram

  • @BeeTheBee666
    @BeeTheBee666 Před měsícem +1

    Backing up a trailer is truly challenging the first time you do it.

  • @ystebadvonschlegel3295
    @ystebadvonschlegel3295 Před 2 lety +128

    Rumor has it he’s still backing up to this day.
    When I thought my teenage daughter to backup our boat trailer we went to an open parking lot and practiced a lot slowly until she got it. I know it’s super stressful but this guy looked like he really didn’t have any idea or practice at all. But to anyone who’s not done it - it IS a lot harder than it looks.

    • @cooperrobt12
      @cooperrobt12 Před 2 lety +4

      It is a lot harder than it looks and people just need to be more patient with new boaters, been there, done that. At most ramps I have seen plenty of people willing to help.

    • @jerrysouthside8597
      @jerrysouthside8597 Před 2 lety +2

      Never done it before and I can do it it’s not that hard

    • @shawnbradley3874
      @shawnbradley3874 Před 2 lety +5

      @@cooperrobt12 you don't wait to get to the boat ramp to learn how to do it

    • @cooperrobt12
      @cooperrobt12 Před 2 lety +2

      @@shawnbradley3874 duh

    • @MAYNARD927
      @MAYNARD927 Před 2 lety +3

      Someone offered to help him, and he refused the help.

  • @BrianP1217
    @BrianP1217 Před rokem +27

    I can imagine him talking to his buddies later on about this day.
    "Yeah bro I backed my boat in one shot, everyone was amazed. You just gotta know what you're doing."

    • @Austin66411
      @Austin66411 Před rokem +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @stephen4763
      @stephen4763 Před 10 měsíci

      Yep I stabbed that bad boy in first time. No problem my man. 🤣

  • @DannyLovesJesus
    @DannyLovesJesus Před 11 měsíci

    Man I feel for this guy! That’s 20 mins of his life he’ll never get back. This guy did a FULL circle. 🤣💀

  • @MistaTea247
    @MistaTea247 Před rokem

    “I’m telling you it’s too much boat.” -The Great Outdoors

  • @balser6220
    @balser6220 Před 2 lety +18

    Alfred, this is the best yet!!! The way this dude just said, "Fuq it, I quit" and drove away is priceless!!!!!!!

    • @daxc1972
      @daxc1972 Před 2 lety +1

      Could this have been done on purpose just to get on the chit show. Asking for a friend.

    • @kharla85
      @kharla85 Před 2 lety

      😂😂😂

    • @mikep8861
      @mikep8861 Před 2 lety +1

      This was a paid actor. Dude did a full circle backwards but can’t set it in water. Fake.. dude looked right at the camera and smiled . Fake

    • @meauxjeaux431
      @meauxjeaux431 Před 2 lety +1

      @@daxc1972 ORRRRR ....was Alfred in on it ? I say yes.

  • @ED-es2qv
    @ED-es2qv Před 2 lety +8

    He talked to someone who told him how to back up, but he forgot to unhook the rear straps. That’s a classic.

  • @RandyHunt
    @RandyHunt Před 9 měsíci +1

    The big hat is a giveaway! Never put the hat on till you have successfully launched your boat! (Ancient Chinese Secret)

  • @Aimagejewelry
    @Aimagejewelry Před měsícem

    All that room and he still won’t line up straight … snake is life 😂

  • @spearageddon3279
    @spearageddon3279 Před rokem +13

    I died when he did the full 360 degree reverse circle. 😂🤣😂
    Forget the damn boat, this guy needs to go to an empty parking lot and learn how to drive his trailer before anything else .... and THEN take on the boat ramp WITH A FRIEND. Holy hell. God help him and anyone near him if he pulls into a gas station to fuel up with that rig. 🙄🙏

  • @jimwilliams4532
    @jimwilliams4532 Před 2 lety +17

    I've always said it's a fascinating subculture full of tension and high emotion at the boat ramp. Tense vibe even when you the only boat!

  • @kellymonday6137
    @kellymonday6137 Před 18 dny

    OMG, I've seen a lot of things in my life, but that takes the cake.

  • @Aimagejewelry
    @Aimagejewelry Před měsícem

    You gotta give it to him he was consistent 😂. He for sure went home and cried. Hopefully he doesn’t have to back into his driveway

  • @anthonyclay9633
    @anthonyclay9633 Před 2 lety +14

    Holy Chit! I'm with you Alfred, he had every intention of putting that boat in the water. Everybody has to learn. But the time to learn is not backing down the ramp. Set up some cones in a walmart parking lot at 3 a.m. And have a spotter!

    • @alfredperez5374
      @alfredperez5374 Před 2 lety +1

      He needs weeks of professional training. Or i would not trust him on the water.

    • @luisnegrete4885
      @luisnegrete4885 Před 2 lety

      I guess everyone learns at different paste I got it first try without ever driving with a traile lol

    • @JohnWilliams-rs1fu
      @JohnWilliams-rs1fu Před 2 lety

      But then why is the boat still strapped to the trailer. You have all been punked.

  • @bolgolby
    @bolgolby Před 2 lety +24

    😆 I remember my first time at the boat ramp. I think it took me about 7 min. to get it in the water and I was so embarrassed. This dude is just ridiculous. 😅🤣😂

  • @travis8592
    @travis8592 Před 6 měsíci

    Videos like this make me seem like a badass... been backing up trailers since 16, never realized people were that bad at driving with trailers

  • @rossginn1171
    @rossginn1171 Před měsícem

    🤣This dude is a LEGEND🤣
    The best troll move EVER

  • @waynehouska2550
    @waynehouska2550 Před 2 lety +7

    When I bought my boat I practiced in an empty parking lot how to back up the trailer. Another good chit show. Thank You for sharing. Stay Safe!!

    • @redzoom7857
      @redzoom7857 Před 2 lety +1

      Yes, cause that’s smart. Why so many new boaters, who’ve clearly never driven with trailers, choose to try to figure out backing with a trailer AT the boat ramp is beyond me. Especially when I see or hear about new people choosing to do so at the busiest times at the ramp. Just so foolish.