I'm Sorry...Top Boat Ramp Fails of 2023 ! (Chit Show )

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  • čas přidán 26. 12. 2023
  • These are my favorite Chit Show moments at Black Point Marina in 2023. My name is Alfred Montaner Host of the Chit Show !
    Boat ramp fails can happen to anyone but these are some of the most extreme fails insaw this year.
    The film location is Black Point Marina in Miami.
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  • @nickwebberdjceeskee
    @nickwebberdjceeskee Před 4 měsíci +46

    This one is going to 1M views no doubt!💪🏾👍🏾🕺🏽

    • @rc-fannl7364
      @rc-fannl7364 Před 29 dny +1

      It's a 666k now, lol

    • @nickwebberdjceeskee
      @nickwebberdjceeskee Před 29 dny

      Quick we need a like scary number 😮

    • @kamerontheisen403
      @kamerontheisen403 Před 24 dny +1

      It would already have 3M if the guy didn’t talk, he’s ruining his own views cause he can’t keep his mouth shut…

    • @tobyrose6906
      @tobyrose6906 Před 11 dny

      Dramatically spoken. Building it up. ..

    • @tobyrose6906
      @tobyrose6906 Před 11 dny

      DO NOT APPROACH RAMP UNTIL TRAILER THERE TO LOAD BOAT.......WAIT IN QUEUE. ENGINE OFF..... .PERIOD.....NO YELLING. AND DEFINITELY COVER EM HUGE. FANNY BAGS...THERE'S FAMILIES AROUND....

  • @motorstockholm
    @motorstockholm Před 4 měsíci +313

    "This is what the guy films for!" 🤣🤣 Keep up the good work!

    • @Tzippi
      @Tzippi Před 4 měsíci +6

      You beat me to it! 😂😂😂😂

    • @xx_theartfuldodger_xx1105
      @xx_theartfuldodger_xx1105 Před 4 měsíci +2

      Come on Vi!!!

    • @jonboatmorava9115
      @jonboatmorava9115 Před 2 měsíci +10

      I can only imagine how bad he took his anger out his woman that day.

    • @niceview2112
      @niceview2112 Před 2 měsíci +7

      @@jonboatmorava9115 Cant blame him at all, that woman was clueless.

    • @PTRRanger951
      @PTRRanger951 Před 2 měsíci +12

      @@niceview2112 You can blame him though. If he knew she was clueless and still let her do it., that's all on him. No one to blame but himself. His anger should all be on him.

  • @danlaur7973
    @danlaur7973 Před 3 měsíci +90

    Stop saying bro, bro

    • @marcplucinski8846
      @marcplucinski8846 Před 19 dny

      As I recall you use the truck to launch the boat, the truck stays on the ramp?

    • @marcplucinski8846
      @marcplucinski8846 Před 19 dny +1

      If you didn't start running a boat when you were 13 years old don't buy a boat as An adult because you don't have a clue! Stay home watch TV play on your computer, watching these keystone cops try and operate a boat is friggen painful

    • @nabilchaudhry1
      @nabilchaudhry1 Před 9 dny

      It should be Bro stop saying bro😂

  • @ironheadjim1
    @ironheadjim1 Před 4 měsíci +114

    Every time he says " BRO " I take a drink

  • @Franetzky
    @Franetzky Před 4 měsíci +61

    I am no where near captain skills, but some of these guys make me feel great about my boating skills.

    • @BigWaveStudio
      @BigWaveStudio Před 4 měsíci +3

      You are now an official captain!

    • @TravisTheSavage
      @TravisTheSavage Před měsícem +2

      These people will make you feel like the greatest captain to ever sail the 7 seas

    • @benedictcumberbatch4275
      @benedictcumberbatch4275 Před 11 dny

      11:30 probably be less embarrassing if he just fell in the water 😀

  • @jaxblaster84
    @jaxblaster84 Před 4 měsíci +31

    🤣this is what the guy films for..... RIGHT off the bat!!!

  • @jefftheHawkEyeGuy
    @jefftheHawkEyeGuy Před 4 měsíci +35

    Epic opening of hubby and wife 😂. These videos make my day. Thanks bro, keep it up

  • @outlawjoseywales6159
    @outlawjoseywales6159 Před 2 měsíci +6

    The mom with her bare butt in her kids face is too much!! LOL Mother of the year award!

  • @markeast9221
    @markeast9221 Před měsícem +106

    What's with all this Bro Bro Bro stuff over and over ?

    • @craig5222
      @craig5222 Před měsícem +22

      He’s a fuckin Bro-ken record

    • @JonR35
      @JonR35 Před měsícem +3

      Literally every youtuber, 1rod1fishing is the worst

    • @craig5222
      @craig5222 Před měsícem +1

      @@JonR35 Cmon bro

    • @grevervakten
      @grevervakten Před měsícem +8

      He’s probably Cuban. They all talk like this in FL

    • @Traitorman.14.3
      @Traitorman.14.3 Před měsícem

      What’s your problem Sis?

  • @margotconway8605
    @margotconway8605 Před 4 měsíci +1

    Thanks for putting this video together. Seen parts of it before but great to see some I've missed
    Happy Holidays

  • @polishchachafishing
    @polishchachafishing Před 4 měsíci +15

    😂😂Thank you for putting this together! I needed that laugh this morning at work! 😅 looking forward to More in ‘24!

  • @user-yx4xh1mu8s
    @user-yx4xh1mu8s Před 4 měsíci +13

    My wife and I love your show!
    The only thing that drives us crazy, is the overuse of the word “Bro”..
    Other than that, keep up the good work….

  • @brianyancey4778
    @brianyancey4778 Před 2 měsíci +10

    Only a matter of time until that croc gets someone

  • @scoop-sc5gr
    @scoop-sc5gr Před 4 měsíci +2

    I’ve been patiently waiting for this video🎉😊

  • @frankm4277
    @frankm4277 Před 4 měsíci +8

    Frank M>>>>Hey Alfred, outstanding video review for 2023. I remember seeing a lot of them, but happy to see the clips I missed. Thank you again...Happy Holdays and wishing you and yours the very best for 2024. Keep filming and we will keep watching. Viva Black Point Marina!

  • @Hey_Buddy999
    @Hey_Buddy999 Před 4 měsíci +15

    The guy sinking the black Silverado is probably one of the worse fails I’ve ever seen, and I’ve watched hundreds of hours of these videos.

    • @Doofyy11
      @Doofyy11 Před 13 hodinami

      Almost got ran over too

  • @eddierose75
    @eddierose75 Před 4 měsíci +4

    14:08-- That dude was just going to drive the boat home! 😂😂

  • @rogerwszelaki6689
    @rogerwszelaki6689 Před 4 měsíci +1

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣love these! These videos help me make it through the day when I work from home 🏡😂

  • @Tzippi
    @Tzippi Před 4 měsíci +16

    Everybody watching, and nobody helping is typical Miami! I don’t live there anymore, but if this would’ve happened, I live the entire town would’ve come out.

  • @cbholst
    @cbholst Před 18 dny +1

    19.07: “ I wanna do no commentary videos…”😂 But can’t stop talking😂😂

  • @_tyger_jones_
    @_tyger_jones_ Před 4 měsíci +6

    I love these "best of" videos 😅

  • @QuadEarFeelz
    @QuadEarFeelz Před 4 měsíci +1

    So many great shots! 🎉 people are so funny. I love how you couldn’t care any less

  • @kasperolsen1816
    @kasperolsen1816 Před 4 měsíci +8

    Looks like it's some interesting trips onboard Lady Linda II. First time man over board and second time comes in with a fire lol

  • @johnm1619
    @johnm1619 Před 4 měsíci +3

    EXCELLENT

  • @Nonamex10891
    @Nonamex10891 Před 2 měsíci +1

    I loved when you said “I had nothing to do with that guys” hahahah

  • @boysclub3972
    @boysclub3972 Před měsícem

    Bro. That was a good laugh. Thank u

  • @nellhikk8542
    @nellhikk8542 Před měsícem +1

    When he says BRO, it’s like a dog barking. ‘’Bro Bro bro’’😮

  • @BayouBassmaster_top_6
    @BayouBassmaster_top_6 Před 3 měsíci

    I was just thinking how are all these clips so good and realized it’s a best of 2023 lollll

  • @sumthangelse89
    @sumthangelse89 Před 2 měsíci +7

    With the amount of people that fall in idk how no one has been eatin by that croc

    • @shane8915
      @shane8915 Před 25 dny

      Highly unlikely. Possible. But, not likely. He or she is being fed on a regular basis. It has near zero interest in people. When some numbskull thinks that it's a good idea to put an end to it being fed. That's when you'd better not dare fall in. It'll pose such a danger to the public that it will have to be captured and relocated. Or killed.

  • @BoxChildFilms
    @BoxChildFilms Před 2 měsíci

    this is the best thing ive watched on yt in a loooong time

  • @KevinStogner-fd7tl
    @KevinStogner-fd7tl Před 22 dny +2

    WOW --- Fred has grown so big !!

  • @chrissmith6028
    @chrissmith6028 Před měsícem

    "This is what the guy films for!" - And thank you for the content !!

  • @teresacastro8899
    @teresacastro8899 Před 4 měsíci +7

    THAT WAS AN AWESOME VIDEO, MR ALFRED! I REMEMBER ALL OF THEM.🤣🤣🤣(SORRY I MISSED IT THIS MORNING)

  • @djtechinics97dj37
    @djtechinics97dj37 Před 2 měsíci

    This was Gold

  • @shifty76
    @shifty76 Před 4 měsíci +1

    I’m from Australia and know about Fred the Crock 🤣🤣🤣🤣.
    BigG fan keep up the great work.🤘👊

  • @bobbamford5207
    @bobbamford5207 Před 2 měsíci +2

    Mr. Chit Chow makes a HUGE! deal out of everything no matter how small. A Drama Queen to the core!

  • @robertmayer8423
    @robertmayer8423 Před 7 dny

    best one I seen!

  • @richarddowner4292
    @richarddowner4292 Před 4 měsíci +1

    🤣😂😂🤣😂 9min mark= The 3 Stooges 😂🤣😅😆😅😂 too Funny My Boss Who lives in Florida hooked me on this youtube channel/show. Thank you John A. (from your comp in MA). Comp called Op-Li (could not put full manes for obvious Reasons, but he will know) I love it!!! THANK BOSS MAN FOR TONS OF ENTERTAINMENT!!!

  • @spawnjg
    @spawnjg Před měsícem

    Brother, this guy's funny. Reminds me of all the Cubans in Miami, me included lmao

  • @Whalermansteve84
    @Whalermansteve84 Před 4 měsíci +1

    That comment he makes about filming is priceless lol

  • @Otrepiena
    @Otrepiena Před 4 měsíci +2

    Carrellata Stupenda!! Buon Anno

  • @mikeamsty
    @mikeamsty Před 4 měsíci +3

    Happy Holidays Alfred and family! Keep up the Killer content!

  • @dxbRa3elVTCdxb
    @dxbRa3elVTCdxb Před 2 měsíci

    15:20 "oh no, my feet are wet... oooh ohhhhh" 😂😂😂😂

  • @digitaldave29
    @digitaldave29 Před 2 měsíci

    Your videos are just too good man

  • @busykid7277
    @busykid7277 Před 3 měsíci +1

    Im 14 years old and wanting to get a boat soon thanks for the video man👊👊

  • @zedsodead
    @zedsodead Před měsícem

    Why is this sooo satisfying?😂😂😂

  • @miamifishingpipo
    @miamifishingpipo Před 4 měsíci +1

    Albert you hit it out of the park with this one. Lo mejor del año, in a single video. Lmao. You know that Masterbaiter Junior and Senior love you. This is el viejo aka Pipo. I want at least have a picture with you, or even better be in a video pero no comiendo de lo que pica el pollo. Happy new years . The best for you and your family .

  • @earlinecockren4644
    @earlinecockren4644 Před měsícem

    I live on Bakersfield Cali. I love your show😂😮😢

  • @didierlee17
    @didierlee17 Před 16 dny

    Take a shot for every time Alfred says BRO ! Lmao Im drunk 20 sec into the video bro!

  • @kennethlyles2129
    @kennethlyles2129 Před 4 měsíci +6

    I've been watching the Chit Show for a while now, and I have to agree that things only get WORSE at the ramps. People watching while inept boaters struggle to dock their boat.
    We all used to help each other!
    And for all the inept Whiskey Throttles out there, spend some time when all is quiet to learn how to operate your boat.
    Learn Steer then Gear!
    If you have twins, learn how to steer and drive the boat with with the engines only!
    Use the current and wind to your advantage when coming and going at the docks.
    And be nice! You never know when we will have to save each other!
    Alfred, keep bringing the great videos.
    Great job with Pastime!
    You just can't make this stuff up!!!

  • @robbieanderson649
    @robbieanderson649 Před 4 měsíci +1

    Dude. That was a big ass gator sitting there. 😮. My bad. Crocodile 😂😂😂

  • @thomasbullen5239
    @thomasbullen5239 Před 4 měsíci +4

    In Texas we help fellow boaters! Lol

  • @0228mustang
    @0228mustang Před 4 měsíci +4

    Alfred kills the internet today!

  • @justinrayedwards2971
    @justinrayedwards2971 Před měsícem +1

    Has any of them ever pulled a boat out of the water ? Lol

  • @thomasconboy4636
    @thomasconboy4636 Před 2 měsíci

    Love when Fred around

  • @stefanhakansson7316
    @stefanhakansson7316 Před 4 měsíci +5

    Alfred,Alfred😊

  • @BrendanBFree
    @BrendanBFree Před 4 měsíci +1

    I’m
    Naming my next boat the chitcho after your channel

  • @JeepWrangler1957
    @JeepWrangler1957 Před 9 dny

    Where’s the alligator when you really need him?😂

  • @495defibber
    @495defibber Před 3 dny

    The good ‘ol Florida boi with brown shorts and glasses on head at 4:00 min.
    Dam he was quick: recognized the problem, released his boat, hopped on, took control of the boat, from over front of console, and guns and steers the boat out of the way all while facing rear of the boat! Great reflexes. Not his first rodeo dealing with novices and regular idiots, lol

  • @ZakiSalem-zh5gr
    @ZakiSalem-zh5gr Před 2 měsíci

    Everyone trying to dock their boat and Fred the croc just waiting for a snack 😅

  • @bready4christ96
    @bready4christ96 Před měsícem

    This is hilarious

  • @user-rl6gx7zx6u
    @user-rl6gx7zx6u Před 2 měsíci

    Carnal te volaste la barda con el show 😂😂😂diste un jonrun saludos desde baja California Norte mándale un saludo al cocodrilo 🐊 buen show carnal

  • @willpuchalsky8900
    @willpuchalsky8900 Před měsícem

    Chit Show ...goddamit JC ...this is exactly what you film for ! 😅😅😅

  • @YachtInsuranceGuyFL
    @YachtInsuranceGuyFL Před 4 měsíci +7

    If people would just watch a video on docking with 2 engines...wow.

  • @pipercolearchitects
    @pipercolearchitects Před 2 měsíci

    The swim in is epic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @user-xn4bj5pb5j
    @user-xn4bj5pb5j Před 2 měsíci

    "Alright guys, Towboat U.S. is gonna go ahead and take this out that's the plan. But he didn't say that's the plan" lmao good stuff

    • @josephrobertleblanc-8216
      @josephrobertleblanc-8216 Před 2 měsíci

      I am watching the video of the tug boat bringing out the container ship. I could back a 53 foot trailer into your driveway. But I wouldn't have the nerve to drive a tug boat. I got my blood pumping just watching the video. Great job gentlemen.

  • @elpedeyin799
    @elpedeyin799 Před 2 měsíci

    "That guy is an olympian in my eyes" 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @tonysanchez9114
    @tonysanchez9114 Před 4 měsíci +4

    Too much Bro, Bro

  • @jimmycline4778
    @jimmycline4778 Před 10 dny

    15:24 It’s like everyone’s so scared of Fred the croc they just fall in the water anyways! 😂

  • @bobbydee1187
    @bobbydee1187 Před 2 měsíci +2

    FRED FOR PRESIDENT

    • @victorsr6708
      @victorsr6708 Před 27 dny

      With the options we have I’ll vote for Fred 😂

  • @FloatsOne
    @FloatsOne Před 4 měsíci +1

    Hey Alfred this has to be the funnies Chit Show ever.. great job!!

  • @nyy190343
    @nyy190343 Před 12 dny

    Fred is the luckiest here with a front row seat to all the shenanigans

  • @johnss449
    @johnss449 Před 4 měsíci +8

    Chittery at it's finest 😂

    • @amrak5028
      @amrak5028 Před 4 měsíci +2

      Watch where you step.

  • @mrjaredlam1
    @mrjaredlam1 Před 19 dny

    I am dead 😂 single handedly saved this boat by swimming and pulling it in

  • @officialWWM
    @officialWWM Před 2 měsíci

    Now THATS entertainment! What a circus 😂

  • @deborahsaujon3230
    @deborahsaujon3230 Před 21 dnem

    This SHOW SHOULD BE CALLED THE WORLDS BIGGEST BOAT DUMMIES. LOL

  • @amrak5028
    @amrak5028 Před 4 měsíci +3

    Dave has to speak up when he is introducing the King Of Haulover. The Chattering was louder then him.
    One has to wonder what Rachel see's in him? Kinda reminds me of a Guru.

  • @elnenelin279
    @elnenelin279 Před 18 dny

    Me imagino que tú debes de disfrutarte todos estos vídeos qué firmas jijijijijijiji.
    Saluditos DSD
    Puerto Rico 🇵🇷🇵🇷🇵🇷🇵🇷
    Qué curete de videos me los disfruto mucho.....✌️✌️✌️💯💯💯

  • @johnnybighit
    @johnnybighit Před měsícem

    Bro. I love the commentary.

  • @SIG442
    @SIG442 Před 4 měsíci +4

    And I thought German tourists on boats were bad, these guys make the Germans look like saints! haha

  • @christophermatthias3327
    @christophermatthias3327 Před 3 měsíci +1

    This is exactly what the guy films for god damn I love it hope there wasn't too much damage

  • @mr.fancypants698
    @mr.fancypants698 Před měsícem +1

    Good show my guy! 👏👏👏
    I grew up in Miami, used to go out on the boat every weekend, religiously, through Black Point Marina. Grew up on boats. People who can't operate the boat/trailer/truck, together, should have NO BUSINESS owning them...
    🤦‍♂️

  • @thedevilinthecircuit1414
    @thedevilinthecircuit1414 Před 4 měsíci +3

    That first boat needs to be named Jesus Christ.
    Whether the owner likes it or not!

  • @roccosdough
    @roccosdough Před 4 měsíci +3

    Was this the XMAS eve chit show? :)

  • @GeorgeArtz-nb1ot
    @GeorgeArtz-nb1ot Před 2 měsíci

    im glad my dad taught me how to trailer, load and unload a boat at a young age. I have a 27ft boat and do everything by myself faster than most ppl at the ramps

  • @Burner-Adventure-Chronicles

    @3:57...wow...actually saw it, nut just the 'after' pics!

  • @curtiscristwell1007
    @curtiscristwell1007 Před 3 měsíci +1

    That chick at 15:04 minutes trying to hand the rope to the guy 6 feet from her HAHA

  • @CroftyOriginal
    @CroftyOriginal Před 2 měsíci

    'This is what the guy films for' You got it 😂

  • @dorothylabovsky7052
    @dorothylabovsky7052 Před 12 dny

    I guess there were no " REAL " BRO BRO'S were around to help these folks out ??
    I hate to admit it but I find such enjoyment watching your CZcams channel 😂😂😂
    (They say everyone loves a train wreak )
    Thanks for the laughs 😂😂😂

  • @mikeneurohr27
    @mikeneurohr27 Před 3 měsíci

    I'm watching you on the tug boats moving the Pipe Dream and damn is that a Beautiful place. I'm following you now let's get ur ratings high.

  • @ramonruybal9808
    @ramonruybal9808 Před 2 měsíci

    Bro , bro , bro ,bro lmfao

  • @JeffinLowerAlabama
    @JeffinLowerAlabama Před 4 měsíci +1

    Oh Yeah, Amazing that so many don’t know how to use the current when docking. Jeff in LA USA

  • @joliemaui9820
    @joliemaui9820 Před 4 měsíci +3

    These are pretty crazy. The ones I always question are when people who are trying to tie up when there’s a current. Why do they only have a bow line. I have a bow line and a stern line. I have both lines fairly long I just throw my stern line on the dock. it’s long so I could just hurl it. If I’m a good shot I can also get it around the pole. Then you have both ends of the boat secure. It seems almost silly to be holding a boat from a line in the front and have no way of securing the back.

  • @FainTMako
    @FainTMako Před 16 dny

    Fred literally bigger than the boat ramp lmaoo

  • @rhondamackey44
    @rhondamackey44 Před měsícem +1

    Fred🐊 got a new car😂😂😂

  • @BigWaveStudio
    @BigWaveStudio Před 4 měsíci +1

    The guy who dove in is nuts!

  • @D65Cinder11HDR
    @D65Cinder11HDR Před 4 měsíci +2

    God damn it pull back.🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

  • @JonBuhagiar
    @JonBuhagiar Před 4 měsíci +2

    17:25 is brutal, just brutal... the sound haunts me!

    • @indowneastmaine
      @indowneastmaine Před 4 měsíci +2

      And right next to the police boat too 😂😂

  • @seahad4744
    @seahad4744 Před 4 měsíci +1

    That pelican was not phased lmao

  • @kenwright149
    @kenwright149 Před 4 měsíci +2

    I am stupefied at the number of people that cannot drive a boat!