Diane Spencer on couples sharing too much at gigs
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- čas přidán 31. 05. 2020
- This story involves a TMI gross story told to Diane after a gig. To be fair, in this instance, sharing "too much" is not a negative!
Taken from Diane Spencer Ignition live stream #1 • Diane Spencer Ignition...
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It was so nice during the livestream I had to see it twice.
This is a new one for me! Just lovely. ( I love the meat curtains ) 😂🇬🇧🇺🇸☮✌🏻
Might as well be proud of what you got, cos that's what you got!
It takes 8 Jiggly Bits to make 1 Jiggly Byte.
so if you have a 1024 of them , do you call it a Mega Jiggly byte or a Jiggly Mega Byte
@@myselfthethird3393 No, but if there are 4 you've got a Jiggly nibble.
How many do you need for a giggly jiggly byte?
@@bbsaid218 a fucking lot, I assume.
That bit- "my curtains have a tear"...... oh goodness gracious, I almost fell off the chair!!
Hope you have recovered :)
😂🤣😂
Your facial expressions are priceless.... I love your comedy.
Thank you so much Chris! Glad you like my facemashing!
Dianne, as a 62 yo I have seen or heard just about everything........or so I thought! This was brilliant! Cheers!
We all thank that lovely couple lol!
You're a gem x)
I just found your content this evening (I'm Canadian) & I don't know why I haven't seen you before now, but you're fabulous =) . As a pale ice queen myself that also enjoys gaming & dirty jokes, I related to a lot of your content hehe.
How wonderful!! I'm so glad you found me :)
Such a beautiful story! Ahhh, the stories I could tell...
Oh mate, I'm sure it's a natural part of being human when you're bent over yourself in the bath thinking, this is so ludicrous, surely I should text someone?!
Thxs for making me laugh your amazing don't stop doing what you're doing.
Thanks Wayne :)
Thank You for all the work you do!
Posting on Facebook!
Thanks Don!
I generally listen. But this was one of the rare times, I was watching.
Omg 😂😂 you're jiggly bits. Holy shit that was Fuckin funny. Just spit my beer out. Thanks for the laugh. This is a funny ass video
Thank you so much!! I'm glad you enjoyed it. Please have a look around my channel for anything else that might tickle your fancy.
Awesome!
You are as lovely as you are funny. This is just GREAT content! (as always)
Thank you so much Emrah - lovely to hear from you as always :)
other than skill. talent and wotk ethic. ill tell you what else i love,,,,on a planet of shallow stars, Diane is deeply carimg and courteous
every fan is a human being . she is a profoundly good person.
Thank you Simon - now what would you like your middle name on the wall to be? 😊👍🌈
Lol quality content as usual Lady Di!
Please come to Perth!
One day mate - love Australia! Kevin wants to go back too. Perth comedy festival would be the way to do it.
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The Jiggly Bits... great name for a podcast show. And the face you just made about them is priceless. You'd have trolls from all over the world pop in for a chance to look under the bridge.
LOL!
I swear to God every time I see one of your videos I fell in love with your comedy every single time you are absolutely the very best comic that has ever been can you tell me how I could get an autograph picture of you you are the best I can send you my address whatever way you suggest
Hi LittleJoe Regina - thank you so much! Well, we need to work out where I'm sending this too. If you're happy to cover postage and packaging, I'm happy to send you something :) Send me your details at diane @ my website address, and let me know what name you want on the picture. :)
@@DianeSpencercomedian here is my address
1360 frewert rd
Lathrop California 95330
My name is joe
ever had that feeling of laughing so much but simultaneously internally crying for someone else ?
here is a bit of good old NSFW wisdom and humor you might like lol
do you know what is the biggest sign of trust in a relationship ?
when she doesn't have to close her eyes.
alternatively, what is the biggest break of trust in a relationship ?
when he say " i slipped"
Peter Pan collar...Captain Hook personality. Cool.
Nice. :D
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I hope that your spirits are staying high during lockdown, my dear Di! You are a wonderful preformer and a lovely redheaded human being. You deserve all the most wonderful things that life can throw your way.🦊🌹🦡
Even a box set of Columbo 🚬
You're so kind. A COLUMBO boxset... can you imagine... I already pretty much dress like a female version of him in my down time, Columbo or Dr Who depending on the weather :) My spirits were busted when our entire industry shut down, but now it's opening up and I've been able to gig properly and your kind words on the email really lifted my spirits, so than you so much.
@@DianeSpencercomedian
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I listened to you, one video after another, with headphones, are you trying to 'kin' deafen me? Up, down, up, down!
What?
Yeah the sound was a bit dodge on this one, but it's all a learning curve.
Funniest lady on CZcams!😀
YESSSS!! *high fives... misses slightly... still happy*
Eye makeup on point.
Thanks Jimm!
That was funny. I hope you're staying safe from this covid19 crap.
Hi Randall, I'm glad you enjoyed it! I am staying as safe as I can. My area of the UK has one of the lowest infection rates now. I hope you're safe where you are.
@@DianeSpencercomedian as long as you're good all's right with the world. You know I'm always looking forward to your next masterpiece.
That last video you uploaded is giving me problems. I think it's the gurus of CZcams interference. I'm quite sure it was amazing though. Coming from you it couldn't be anything less. Stay safe, be well and we'll deal with the future later. Have a marvelous day.
My wife threatened to sue me for her RSI. 🤣
She's a trooper and a woman I could easily have a large glass of gin with :)
🤣🤣 what a fantastic emoji
The best! let the haters hate, I'm not one of Them! I Want to be friends xo
Diane Spencer Ignition # *2* , hmmm? When? Soon? Please?
Yes, June... wait, it IS June... Thurs June 18th...I reckon...
I keep missing these when you're live :( would love to join in but hey.. Ask the old man if he's ever caught his bits in his Zip, theres gotta be 10mins of comedy in there...
YIKES... !! This was a clip from the first live - I get that people just want the juicy bits sometimes, and not have to wade through an hour and a half of post live streaming :)
@@DianeSpencercomedian I'll take whatever you post, just don't stop!
Hey Di... If I were a narcissistic personality type, I would swear you did that thumbnail just for me and my comment on your last video... 😁 But of course Im not. Anyway must dash, I'm late for my hourly Internet search for people that must love me...💖
LOL!
Holy cow, I instantly cringed for a good 15 seconds, when you told that woman's story. 😵
Yarp. It's grand when they do it to your face and you have to control all those muscles XD
Was the women’s name Annette?
Hahahahahahhahah!!!
Diane Spencer Stand-up Comedian
Thank you 😁
And to follow on, was her husband’s name Rod? 😉
Performer? Check.
Freaky eye's? Check.
Penchant towards sparkly clothing? Check.
I'm now curious what Diane was getting up to in the early 90's? :D
czcams.com/video/YCYaALgW80c/video.html
(OK, probably not Diane as she would have been around 10 at the time this came out. :D)
Oh my god, this was one of the songs of my teenage years!!! That catsuit is amazing as well. Did you see when French and Saunders did this? I would send a link but someone has gone through CZcams and blocked them all...
@@DianeSpencercomedian Oh god yes. The French and Saunders one was funny as hell. Just had a little look for it on CZcams, But it seems it's not been uploaded by anyone. :(
For some reason it make me think of the mime artist David Armandtorn when he did his mime to Natalie Imbruglia's "Torn", About half way through it Natalie Imbruglia walks out onto the stage and started singing along. Near the end she joins in with the mimes. Just looked online to find a link for you, But it seems it's not avalible in the UK anymore. :(
i did know a bloke whose girlfriend had to have stitches after giving birth & he said to the docter " put a couple more in lol
I actually said this in the delivery room (as a joke) and my wife was furious. Not as furious as the doctor who told me to leave.
LOL!
@@7omly love it
I wanted to write something witty, but my brain can't move past...
"It lets the light in"
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You're not alone, let it all out... we'll get you a glass of water buddy. It's okay. We all puked.
Why is Diane disguised as a librarian?
I love a Peter Pan collar!
Your(both)funny even i grabbed my crotch in sympathy with that lady
LOL!! Ooof... I felt the blood drain out of my face... I still get slight tingling in my fingertips if I think about it too much...
@@DianeSpencercomedian iv just remembered female friend in anglesey who fell though her ceiling and ended up with a piece of wood in her foo foo thankfully she survived
You're quite easily shocked or disgusted, especially considering your own comedy, it's very paradoxical. Maybe you can talk to us about that?
Best to you both x
Hi Allen, I'll make a note of that - thank you :) I'm always looking for what people would be interested in hearing on the non-standup/behind the scenes side. All the best to you :)
Is this the only shirt Diane has? Or did she lose a bet that the first 100 shows MUST be done wearing it????
Quick, send shirts!!
@@DianeSpencercomedian Sure thing, all I need is your address... wink wink... (but may I ask you a serious question?)