jonathan frakes telling you you're wrong for 47 seconds

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  • čas přidán 11. 04. 2019
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  • @FriezaSucks
    @FriezaSucks Před 4 lety +7570

    "Jonathan Frakes gaslights you for 47 seconds"

    • @Thalia_Phantoka
      @Thalia_Phantoka Před 4 lety +40

      Your profile is my *nightmare*

    • @ananousous
      @ananousous Před 3 lety +50

      I see the 5th light now

    • @mushroomhead3619
      @mushroomhead3619 Před 3 lety +8

      Riker speaks for 47 seconds

    • @legendy.9822
      @legendy.9822 Před 3 lety +38

      gaslights this gaslight that lemme just light my gas grill for god’s sake

    • @janssenkuhn4049
      @janssenkuhn4049 Před 3 lety +16

      THANK YOU for using the term "gas-light" properly.

  • @vladimirlenin9120
    @vladimirlenin9120 Před 5 lety +3683

    Person: **Talks about Armenian Genocide**
    Turkey:

    • @djicepole
      @djicepole Před 5 lety +107

      cenk uygur:

    • @TakonanLP
      @TakonanLP Před 5 lety +54

      Cenk Uygur : OF COURSE!!!

    • @sisqomisqo2019
      @sisqomisqo2019 Před 5 lety +3

      If it is not purely madeup, why wouldnt armenia grant people entry to the documents related to this so called genocide but rather try selling their lies without backedup evidence?

    • @handsomebrick
      @handsomebrick Před 5 lety +56

      "we created it"

    • @DominantWeasel
      @DominantWeasel Před 5 lety +7

      @@sisqomisqo2019 #whoosh

  • @thomasweeden2683
    @thomasweeden2683 Před rokem +830

    “Sir, did you commit the murder?”
    “Not this time.”

    • @762x69
      @762x69 Před 9 měsíci +74

      "It's an Urban Legend, that never happened"

    • @donnyannessa654
      @donnyannessa654 Před 5 měsíci +47

      “This one was invented by a writer.”

    • @Lowclef
      @Lowclef Před 3 měsíci +8

      We got ya

    • @Oncopoda
      @Oncopoda Před 2 měsíci +6

      It never happened

    • @Generic877
      @Generic877 Před měsícem +4

      It's fiction.

  • @IAmDaldondo
    @IAmDaldondo Před rokem +3145

    The plain "WRONG" one gets me every time 😂

    • @fierytacos
      @fierytacos Před rokem +91

      For me its the "it's a total fabrication!" xD

    • @Jixijenga
      @Jixijenga Před rokem +33

      Not this time.

    • @InnocentBastard
      @InnocentBastard Před rokem +9

      Its the best one

    • @gotcha9983
      @gotcha9983 Před rokem +5

      I just watched for the first time in a piss mood and the WRONG one made me LOL. ❤️

    • @MrShs812
      @MrShs812 Před rokem +5

      It really is like the planets aligning, all the other ones are at least a full second and then Frakes pops in at a figurative blink of an eye saying it

  • @halosrusty
    @halosrusty Před 3 lety +8513

    Johnathan “the corner of a table is more comfortable than a chair” frakes

    • @mondox6481
      @mondox6481 Před 3 lety +74

      Underated comment. But those are always the best haha!

    • @nihilisticadventure
      @nihilisticadventure Před 3 lety +372

      I believe that is called the "Riker maneuver"

    • @MrFlashpoint1978
      @MrFlashpoint1978 Před 3 lety +324

      I believe he has a very bad back injury, and standing for a long time is painful for him, hence the Riker Lunge and the Riker Manouver.

    • @UndeadGhostGirl
      @UndeadGhostGirl Před 3 lety +14

      Okay, but it is, though.

    • @Numenorean921
      @Numenorean921 Před 3 lety +62

      he has back problems IIRC

  • @thevisionary2007
    @thevisionary2007 Před 5 lety +2041

    Picard: There... Are... Four... Lights!
    Riker: Not this time!

  • @unholydiver1095
    @unholydiver1095 Před rokem +462

    that "We got you" made me burst out laughing for some reason

    • @james_the_animator
      @james_the_animator Před 7 měsíci +19

      That is the best one. The rest are all very formal and professional, but that one is J-Frakes just chilling with the boys, laughing at the practical joke they all played on you. (0:29)

  • @raiden1766
    @raiden1766 Před rokem +750

    “So should I ask her out? She’s clearly into me”
    My brain:

  • @clayhamilton3551
    @clayhamilton3551 Před 2 lety +2428

    That "It's a total fabrication" was so aggressive.

    • @mariecarie1
      @mariecarie1 Před rokem +90

      I know right? I feel so personally accused, like he’s condemning me through the screen in a message that took 25 years to get to me. Haunting stuff.

    • @YannY1150
      @YannY1150 Před rokem +9

      lol Such an exaggeration. You sound like you'd cry to constructive criticism.

    • @grey2753
      @grey2753 Před rokem +31

      He’s joking smart guy

    • @grey2753
      @grey2753 Před rokem +13

      Really nailed that one “Rohn”

    • @chrisghikes1693
      @chrisghikes1693 Před 10 měsíci +10

      He was upset that the show ran out of black blazers

  • @dwbear7
    @dwbear7 Před 5 lety +3114

    When i tell Jonathan Frakes my dating history.

  • @FreakDaMIghet
    @FreakDaMIghet Před rokem +334

    My grandfather: Tells me a story about the adventures he's had in his youth.
    My mother:

  • @seermayton-el3488
    @seermayton-el3488 Před 23 dny +11

    Confronting your parents about your trauma
    Your parents:

  • @lobstahrmccoy3962
    @lobstahrmccoy3962 Před 5 lety +11001

    I love how satisfied he looks, he just loves knowing he bamboozled the audience

  • @Tarik360
    @Tarik360 Před 5 lety +2346

    "This one was invented by a writer" is my favorite line

    • @cataryad661
      @cataryad661 Před 4 lety +134

      The little turn he does at the end really makes it

    • @KirbyLinkACW
      @KirbyLinkACW Před 4 lety +34

      Even funnier since I am a writer, so that basically just means I lied.

    • @PseudOni_
      @PseudOni_ Před 4 lety +19

      My favourite is *"N o"*

    • @LutherBottrill
      @LutherBottrill Před 4 lety +20

      0:17

    • @macklee6837
      @macklee6837 Před 4 lety +5

      You're wrong.

  • @wyatt8000
    @wyatt8000 Před rokem +52

    I love how delighted he is to inform me I’m wrong.

  • @sortofanoakyafterbirth3661
    @sortofanoakyafterbirth3661 Před rokem +436

    But she caught me on the counter (It's false)
    Saw me bangin' on the sofa (this one was invented by a writer)
    I even had her in the shower (pure fiction)
    She even caught me on camera (it's a total fabrication)
    She saw the marks on my shoulder (it never happened)
    Heard the words that I told her (it's false)
    Heard the scream get louder (it's an urban legend that never happened

    • @FrogFriend3379
      @FrogFriend3379 Před 10 měsíci +21

      Sing it Shaggy!

    • @aaronmarks9366
      @aaronmarks9366 Před 9 měsíci +18

      Phenomenal comment

    • @saintniccage2818
      @saintniccage2818 Před 9 měsíci +15

      Caught in bed by wife.???
      We got ya!

    • @zachmartin6519
      @zachmartin6519 Před 8 měsíci +12

      Criminally underrated comment. To anyone who hasn’t liked this comment yet, Mr Frakes would like a word…

    • @arheru
      @arheru Před 6 měsíci +3

      195 likes, but deserves a billion.

  • @federico404
    @federico404 Před 4 lety +2953

    My GF: **exist**
    My alarm clock:

  • @Merlewhitefire
    @Merlewhitefire Před 4 lety +3106

    The Avatar: "The Fire Nation has invaded the Earth Kingdom!"
    Ba Sing Se:

    • @alfredolumba7936
      @alfredolumba7936 Před 4 lety +71

      M. night shyamalan: Alright we’re making Last Air Bender live action and it will do justice to the canonical work!
      Everyone:

    • @smars1161
      @smars1161 Před 4 lety +52

      Toph: "Sokka, you saved me!"
      *Suki:*

    • @twoods265
      @twoods265 Před 3 lety +16

      There is no war in Ba Sing Se

    • @randomcommenter2504
      @randomcommenter2504 Před 3 lety +7

      Does the fire nation acknowledge their war crimes?

    • @katecosettevocals
      @katecosettevocals Před 3 lety +3

      😂😂😂😂👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

  • @brianbradshaw7540
    @brianbradshaw7540 Před měsícem +4

    Me telling my friends and family an elaborate, exciting story at a party.
    My wife:

  • @kyoyameganebereznoff
    @kyoyameganebereznoff Před rokem +35

    He always has such a twinkle in his eye as he tells you that you are absolutely wrong.

  • @yourwifesboyfriend7956
    @yourwifesboyfriend7956 Před 5 lety +25019

    Person: **mentions the Tiananmen Square Massacre**
    The Chinese Government:

  • @ctmarshpit1156
    @ctmarshpit1156 Před 4 lety +6319

    “Jonathan frakes destroys your confidence for a minute straight”

    • @Icedude32
      @Icedude32 Před 4 lety +64

      Not this time

    • @terrisadoo1755
      @terrisadoo1755 Před 4 lety +28

      47 seconds

    • @LukeDude759
      @LukeDude759 Před 4 lety +4

      Depends on the questions you're asking.

    • @jex1689
      @jex1689 Před 4 lety +3

      Tell that too the sentive woke SJW people that thinks Anime is a major problem.

    • @sh3kk
      @sh3kk Před 4 lety +9

      It's false

  • @miamitten1123
    @miamitten1123 Před 7 měsíci +69

    Mum: _"You're handsome"_
    Society: _"It's a total fabrication"_

  • @LivelyGhost42
    @LivelyGhost42 Před 4 měsíci +11

    The Government:

  • @countkilroygraf8816
    @countkilroygraf8816 Před 5 lety +3377

    Person: What's the Nanking Massacre?
    Japan:

  • @adamwade8801
    @adamwade8801 Před rokem +2954

    My grandma: Calls me handsome
    Everyone else:

  • @JayJay-gh7or
    @JayJay-gh7or Před 3 měsíci +13

    I genuinely love that someone made this

  • @lyxnick
    @lyxnick Před rokem +14

    what i love is, is that if you look at the replay analytics, the "most replayed" point is that the start, and that level maintains all the way through. no-one is skipping through the video 🤜🤛

  • @77Night77Shade77
    @77Night77Shade77 Před 5 lety +2261

    When you want to select "Continue", but your save file was deleted.

  • @florence6962
    @florence6962 Před 5 lety +4400

    hey remember that embarrassing thing you did a few years ago ?
    me:

    • @pokemontrainerelio3648
      @pokemontrainerelio3648 Před 5 lety +7

      ARMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

    • @lordofash1667
      @lordofash1667 Před 5 lety +68

      SeOkJiN You mean being a fan of BTS isn't embarrassing enough?

    • @pokemontrainerelio3648
      @pokemontrainerelio3648 Před 5 lety +5

      Lord of Ash I think you mean being a BTS hater, they’re an embarrassment to society!

    • @lordofash1667
      @lordofash1667 Před 5 lety +23

      Pokémon Trainer Elio I'm not a hater. I just understand that people who obsess over anything is cancer

    • @florence6962
      @florence6962 Před 5 lety +2

      ok

  • @GH-yk6zd
    @GH-yk6zd Před 3 měsíci +4

    Whenever someone starts talking about the yolocoast

  • @BrianPotter69
    @BrianPotter69 Před 5 měsíci +4

    I found this by typing 'Star Trek guy telling me I'm wrong'.

    • @drake4573
      @drake4573 Před 5 měsíci +1

      *THAT'S A TOTAL FABRICATION*

  • @navarro6148
    @navarro6148 Před 5 lety +3522

    Person: **Mentions Irish Potato Famine**
    British Goverment in 1840's:

  • @thechildhoodruiner15
    @thechildhoodruiner15 Před 3 lety +5660

    Person: **Mentions the Armenian Genocide.**
    The Turkish Government:

    • @guilhermeadam3157
      @guilhermeadam3157 Před 3 lety +44

      Underrated comment

    • @gregoryinsanovic2925
      @gregoryinsanovic2925 Před 3 lety +11

      Your comment got stolen on reddit

    • @thechildhoodruiner15
      @thechildhoodruiner15 Před 3 lety +8

      las plagas - not the first time it’s happened, do you have a link?

    • @drifter402
      @drifter402 Před 3 lety +31

      Cenk Ugyer

    • @AliAli-zv3fy
      @AliAli-zv3fy Před 3 lety +45

      Haha ,as a Turkish who doesn't believe in such bullshit, i admit that is a nice one. Though, the case is kinda funny, too:
      TUR: There was war. People killed each other. Calling it a genocide is an overstatement. And Armenians lived in this land for cenutries so did we decide killing them out of the blue?
      ARM: The Genocide happened.
      TUR: Fair enough. Let's investigate each others' archives so we can see if we find anything proves either of us' point.
      ARM: No.
      TUR:Then, genocide didn't happen.
      This conversation has been a loop for a while.
      And most ridiculous part is yet to come: They claim 2 million Armenians died. But according to Armenian Patriarchate there were 1 million Armenian living in Anatolia at the time. Whenever I recall this, it gives me a couple of chuckles. :)

  • @aznbreakerboi51o
    @aznbreakerboi51o Před rokem +8

    0:30 that smug smile while shaking his head ever so gently, then a smooth “not a chance.” God damn lmao

  • @notaburneraccount
    @notaburneraccount Před rokem +47

    Whenever you tell yourself you're not good enough, this guy is here to tell you you're wrong 🙂

  • @sod0m
    @sod0m Před 5 lety +2126

    me: i actually think i feel pretty good today
    my depression:

    • @Attachments.
      @Attachments. Před 5 lety +9

      Gunk coming from someone with clinical depression, this is stupid and these jokes are overused copy and pasters.

    • @siegfriedhiryu4660
      @siegfriedhiryu4660 Před 5 lety +112

      @@Attachments. Are you saying that Gunk's comment is
      a total fabrication?

    • @Overwar100
      @Overwar100 Před 5 lety +90

      @@Attachments. *SIGH* Coming from somebody else with diagnosed clinical depression, this isn't stupid and actually made me exhale from my nose in hilarity for once. What's stupid is using somebody's condition like a badge.

    • @caseyhayes7510
      @caseyhayes7510 Před 5 lety +27

      @@Attachments. congratulations! decreased ability to find humor or joy in situations is indeed a symptom of clinical depression.

    • @TheChadPad
      @TheChadPad Před 5 lety +4

      Shame iz dank hey, it spreads awareness in a funny way. I go to therapy for my dysthymia, so I feel like I have an informed opinion

  • @geekymetalhead5112
    @geekymetalhead5112 Před 3 lety +1806

    Mark: Did you hit her?
    Tommy Wiseau:

  • @st4rlite_
    @st4rlite_ Před 4 měsíci +7

    when someone brings up an embarrassing memory

    • @drake4573
      @drake4573 Před 4 měsíci +1

      "It never happened."

    • @crystalidentity
      @crystalidentity Před 7 dny +1

      *My brother:* Hey dad, remember that ONE TIME I beat you at chess??
      *Dad:*
      #TrueStory ♟

  • @RySenkari
    @RySenkari Před rokem +4

    Jonathan Frakes combing Quora.

  • @LuigisNo1
    @LuigisNo1 Před 5 lety +5781

    Oh cool, I've always wanted to be Gaslighted by Jonathan Frakes for 47 seconds.

    • @slade1368
      @slade1368 Před 5 lety +43

      Just learned a new word, thanks.

    • @luxbledstone
      @luxbledstone Před 5 lety +116

      At least it isn’t my mom doing the gas lighting this time.

    • @fledgling5616
      @fledgling5616 Před 5 lety +20

      What exactly does gaslighting mean? I’ve looked it up before and am having trouble understanding. What does it mean in this context?

    • @LuigisNo1
      @LuigisNo1 Před 5 lety +209

      @@fledgling5616 so gaslighting is basically someone making you call into question your own memory through manipulation. Like someone says they'll be home by 9 then they get home at 11 and say that they said they'd get home by 11 when you confront them.

    • @fledgling5616
      @fledgling5616 Před 5 lety +14

      LuigisNo1 Thank you!

  • @patrickr.1433
    @patrickr.1433 Před 3 lety +2802

    "Did you hit her?"
    Johnny:

  • @kagechu2005BISVG
    @kagechu2005BISVG Před 9 měsíci +4

    It still never happened.

  • @beter21137
    @beter21137 Před rokem +2

    Me: Hey mom, remember when you told me you were going to get me that Lego for my birthday?
    My mom:

  • @osamahoweitat6297
    @osamahoweitat6297 Před 5 lety +2047

    Me: *gets into any kind of relationship*
    God:

  • @MikiWarhammer40k
    @MikiWarhammer40k Před 5 lety +1508

    Doctor: "You have 47 secs to live"
    Me: "welp 47 secs to live in denial"

    • @XombieLejon66
      @XombieLejon66 Před 5 lety +36

      "Thanks to denial, I'm immortal. "
      -Philip J. Fry

    • @Burialofagod
      @Burialofagod Před 5 lety +1

      Me: *surprise butt secs*

    • @quillclock
      @quillclock Před 5 lety

      best comment.

    • @MilknPopcorn
      @MilknPopcorn Před 5 lety +6

      *After 47 seconds are up*
      Doctor: It's False. No Way. Not This Time. We Created It. Not This Time. No...

    • @brianmessemer2973
      @brianmessemer2973 Před 4 lety

      Riker in Star Trek: Generations: "Speak for yourself sir. Me: I plan to live forever!" With that same confident grin on his face 😂

  • @mariecarie1
    @mariecarie1 Před rokem +18

    For some reason, I keep watching this video over and over with the same giddy glee as a little kid hearing his first poop joke. I think there’s something out there like this for everyone, and if you look hard enough, you too will find the magical humor that will transport you to your toddler days of side-splitting laughter for next to no reason, over something as absurd as poop or Jonathan Frakes’s cheese-eating grin while he tells you you’re wrong.

    • @karrotkake8918
      @karrotkake8918 Před 9 měsíci +3

      I have a roulette wheel of these types of videos that will randomly pop into my head and leave me cackling at work

  • @saderin
    @saderin Před rokem +3

    Bitwave...it never happened

  • @willbthebassist539
    @willbthebassist539 Před 3 lety +1623

    Billie Jean: "You are the one."
    Michael Jackson:

  • @khaoshellion169
    @khaoshellion169 Před 3 lety +11587

    My lawyer told me to watch this in preperation for a court case. Worked like a charm.

    • @light3267
      @light3267 Před 3 lety +43

      xD

    • @littleredruri
      @littleredruri Před 3 lety +121

      What, uh... what was the case about

    • @thepuzzlebox6620
      @thepuzzlebox6620 Před 3 lety +511

      It is a surprisingly effective way of dealing with the prosecution. A court proceeding is sort of like what you see on television lol A barrister will shout bullshit in your face and try to trick you into acknowledging it as fact.
      "You're wrong"
      "That never happened"
      "That's a total fabrication"
      It's like kryponite.

    • @mbash3073
      @mbash3073 Před 3 lety +60

      @@littleredruri probably for being incredibly forward with a farm animal

    • @garyp4907
      @garyp4907 Před 3 lety +31

      @@thepuzzlebox6620 I highly doubt you've been in a court then.
      If you tried using those excuses to any competent prosecution all they'd do is switch to whatever evidence they have to call you out on (after all, you wouldn't be in court if they didn't have any evidence would you?)
      A defendent or a defendants lawyer would get shredded in a matter of minutes.
      Nice try though

  • @TrulyAndasen
    @TrulyAndasen Před rokem +3

    Truly a gaslighter connoisseur

  • @kutashark75
    @kutashark75 Před rokem +7

    another day in the office of CNN

  • @piadylan1207
    @piadylan1207 Před 5 lety +298

    mirror : you look pretty today
    phone camera :

  • @prestonjm119
    @prestonjm119 Před 4 lety +1995

    You’re winning in Mario Kart and on the final lap.
    Blue shell:

  • @wmv8996
    @wmv8996 Před 5 měsíci +2

    "Not this time."
    -Gollum

  • @lavenderlumber
    @lavenderlumber Před 5 měsíci +9

    Japanese men when you say the word "Nanking" in a 100 foot radius of them.

    • @drake4573
      @drake4573 Před 4 měsíci +1

      "No way "

    • @crystalidentity
      @crystalidentity Před 7 dny +1

      Yeah, maybe a lot of Japanese men. But my brother writes songs about Japanese war-time atrocities, and he's a Japanese man. We need more like him!

  • @SNESdrunk
    @SNESdrunk Před 5 lety +8796

    I opened up 47 tabs of this video

  • @pokemontrainerelio3648
    @pokemontrainerelio3648 Před 4 lety +2768

    Me: "I'm gonna go to bed early tonight!"
    Jonathan Frakes:

  • @CKyIe
    @CKyIe Před 3 měsíci +7

    And then the Austrian authorities put Jonathan in jail for 5 years.

  • @ReveredWizardBob
    @ReveredWizardBob Před 18 dny +2

    When any country is accused of war crimes:

  • @Goldsrc17
    @Goldsrc17 Před 3 lety +2248

    Pov: Riker is denying allegations of war crimes in the neutral zone

    • @winstonmarlowe5254
      @winstonmarlowe5254 Před 2 lety +33

      That's not a point of view shot.

    • @HunhowsShadowStalker
      @HunhowsShadowStalker Před 2 lety +280

      @@winstonmarlowe5254 PoV: You're questioning Riker regarding allegations of war crimes in the Neutral Zone.

    • @jacobgracia8603
      @jacobgracia8603 Před 2 lety +77

      "not this time"

    • @jimbomb2357
      @jimbomb2357 Před 2 lety +5

      Choked on a graham cracker. lmao

    • @thedeerguy7579
      @thedeerguy7579 Před 2 lety +40

      No, he's trying to convince the people in the alien mental hospital that he didn't kill anyone.

  • @Matheus-ki9zo
    @Matheus-ki9zo Před 4 lety +2996

    *When someone is genuinely caring and affectionate with me*
    My consciousness:

  • @mr.redeyes2583
    @mr.redeyes2583 Před 2 měsíci +3

    Damn you, commander Riker..

  • @aaronmarkey3856
    @aaronmarkey3856 Před 15 dny +1

    Parents when their child tells them they were traumatised by them:

  • @DawnOfTheOzz
    @DawnOfTheOzz Před 3 lety +2473

    47 seconds of Jonathan Frakes telling you you're wrong.
    1 second of sad Gorilla at the end.

    • @o.osuq-madiq2008
      @o.osuq-madiq2008 Před 3 lety +5

      What is wrong w ppl?

    • @mikescan7050
      @mikescan7050 Před 3 lety +152

      Don’t worry, the sad gorilla is fiction, because it said so, a fabrication, completely made up, you’re wrong, it’s just an urban legend, false.

    • @cybersquire
      @cybersquire Před 3 lety +12

      It reminds me of Harambe ☹️☹️

    • @Aflay1
      @Aflay1 Před 3 lety +26

      Harambe never happened. He’s fiction.

    • @Longdongsilverx
      @Longdongsilverx Před 3 lety

      🤣🤣🤣🤣👌

  • @JHallenbeck
    @JHallenbeck Před 2 lety +7621

    The dedication it takes to trawl through that series and cut together these specific bits in a montage, simply for the joy of random internet people, is commendable.

  • @Deltarii
    @Deltarii Před 7 měsíci +2

    Looking at myself in the mirror: Damn I look good
    My front phone camera:

  • @HauntFreak13
    @HauntFreak13 Před 5 lety +1785

    Tumblr: “And then everyone stood up and clapped.”
    Jonathan Frakes:

  • @JoeyFaller
    @JoeyFaller Před 3 lety +2526

    The monke at the end having *fiCtioN" slapped on its face is the icing on the cake

  • @gaymare6236
    @gaymare6236 Před 18 dny +2

    When family members talk about the time when I was "happy as a boy"

  • @nahortesfaldet2313
    @nahortesfaldet2313 Před rokem +71

    Prosecutor: *lists the charges against defendant*
    Saul Goodman:

    • @thatonea-hole
      @thatonea-hole Před rokem +6

      "THIS ONE WAS INVENTED BY A WRITER"

    • @Giriko3490
      @Giriko3490 Před rokem +2

      @@thatonea-hole XD yeah, he would absolutely say that

  • @sakilook
    @sakilook Před 4 lety +123

    USA: Hey everyone in 1969 we landed the first human ever on the moon!!
    *Conspiracy Theorists:*

    • @samuelohare6884
      @samuelohare6884 Před 12 dny

      Wrong, we think the moon is hollow, not that the moon landing never happened

  • @zay4510
    @zay4510 Před 2 lety +2769

    There’s gotta be some type of psychology as to why this is so mentally pleasing to hear to the point of hilarity.

    • @karlazeen
      @karlazeen Před 2 lety +340

      It's cause the explanation is made up and never happened.

    • @IanGonzalezS
      @IanGonzalezS Před 2 lety +98

      no way

    • @IanGonzalezS
      @IanGonzalezS Před 2 lety +130

      on a 'serious' note i find the funniest the smile one his face hahahaha it's so funny how his words and face somewhat contradict each other. also he's got some natural charisma as a host

    • @brendan1871
      @brendan1871 Před 2 lety +142

      The playfully smug satisfaction which comes with confirming/denying the truth of a story which the storyteller knew from the start unlike those listening, delivered with the characteristic tone and restrained grin of such statements, is vicarious/contagious like laughter.
      His tone also signals the relief of some anticipatory, 'holding-your-breath' tension arising from the uncertainty of truth, which could also be vicariously satisfying in the hypothetical, invested viewer's point of view.
      Finally, rapid, sudden repetition of short disconnected clips/phrases is absurd and thus funny, especially when each individual clip/phrase conveys the same basic meaning (Jonathan Frakes smugly saying 'pranked ya lol' to you while suggestively looking at/approaching the camera with a restrained grin) in slightly different ways.
      Trust me, I have a PhD in Internet Armchair Psychology and Humorology. Thank you for coming to my TedX Talk.

    • @schwifty9520
      @schwifty9520 Před 2 lety +8

      @@brendan1871 😂 It checked out though

  • @TheTurdle
    @TheTurdle Před 5 měsíci +3

    I go back to this video every now and then to remind myself that the escapist fantasies I have are nothing more than delusions.

  • @jessikaxx
    @jessikaxx Před rokem +4

    The straight up “You’re wrong.” triggered me a little bit

  • @oliviahills1022
    @oliviahills1022 Před 5 lety +862

    Me: someone said you like me
    Crush:

    • @ChiselledK1990
      @ChiselledK1990 Před 5 lety +1

      😂😂😂

    • @poralium196
      @poralium196 Před 5 lety +6

      Why didn't I think of saying this to my crushes in school FUCK that's an OUTSTANDING move

    • @babylonhasfallen5338
      @babylonhasfallen5338 Před 5 lety +5

      Stanley hutson “It’s a total fabrication”

    • @JustAdude291
      @JustAdude291 Před 5 lety +2

      Dude, because I said yes to that question from my crushes I ended up getting with them. If they ask that, they're obviously interested in you 😂

    • @Alacard0malley
      @Alacard0malley Před 5 lety +1

      I've been binging the office and now it's following me everywhere

  • @mitchtavio
    @mitchtavio Před 3 lety +1136

    He looks so pleased with himself when he tells us we are wrong.

    • @someoriginalname6004
      @someoriginalname6004 Před 2 lety +18

      yeah total satisfaction

    • @fiarandompenaltygeneratorm5044
      @fiarandompenaltygeneratorm5044 Před rokem +3

      Daniel Ricciardo's Years at McLaren.
      Jonathan Frakes:

    • @MothDax
      @MothDax Před rokem +2

      @@fiarandompenaltygeneratorm5044 It's a total fabrication
      It never happened
      This one was invented by a writer

    • @fiarandompenaltygeneratorm5044
      @fiarandompenaltygeneratorm5044 Před rokem

      @@MothDax Not this time. We made it up. It's pure fiction.

    • @MothDax
      @MothDax Před rokem +1

      @@fiarandompenaltygeneratorm5044 It's fake, its fiction,
      Its an urban legend that never happened

  • @chaptermasterdomitheus5867
    @chaptermasterdomitheus5867 Před 3 měsíci +2

    Alternative title: John Frakes gaslighting you for almost a minute straight

  • @mnjj7044
    @mnjj7044 Před 9 měsíci +2

    If it's wrong, Jonathan, I don't want to be right.

  • @Pandaval9
    @Pandaval9 Před 5 lety +1219

    Anyone: There's graphite on the ground.
    Dyatlov:

  • @sihya
    @sihya Před 3 lety +787

    i like how the background music is consistent

  • @jongkittae
    @jongkittae Před rokem +3

    the most absurd boost of serotonin i have ever had, and i will never stop coming to this video for that

  • @leachristine5264
    @leachristine5264 Před 5 lety +1949

    The title says 47 seconds but I spent 20 minutes of my life watching it

    • @Lime2014
      @Lime2014 Před 5 lety +10

      Same. It's a mood. No, scrap that. It's EVERYTHING.

    • @nickbell9178
      @nickbell9178 Před 5 lety +42

      @@Lime2014 nope, not this time. It never happened

    • @chrishealey8713
      @chrishealey8713 Před 5 lety +31

      Never happened.

    • @Lime2014
      @Lime2014 Před 5 lety +2

      @@nickbell9178 you got me. It was probably nearer 30 mins, tbf.

    • @ianfinrir8724
      @ianfinrir8724 Před 5 lety +14

      A similar event took place in the Pacific Northwest

  • @alpacawithouthat987
    @alpacawithouthat987 Před 3 lety +2676

    Other cast members: Jonathan, you know you can sit on chairs normally?
    Jonathan:

    • @billykennedy2420
      @billykennedy2420 Před 3 lety +120

      Actually he can't because of severe back injuries

    • @mamapetillo8675
      @mamapetillo8675 Před 3 lety +44

      @@billykennedy2420 wow. Talk about a joy kill

    • @zimm007g
      @zimm007g Před 3 lety +74

      "not a chance" 😉

    • @Alexinytown
      @Alexinytown Před 3 lety +68

      @@billykennedy2420 Pure fiction

    • @ultimategamer2669
      @ultimategamer2669 Před 3 lety +60

      @@billykennedy2420 That's an urban legend that never happened.

  • @cheeseoholic
    @cheeseoholic Před rokem +8

    Reddit mods when they are presented facts:

  • @facepwnagewtf
    @facepwnagewtf Před 2 měsíci +1

    We've been tricked, we've been backstabbed, and we've been quite possibly bamboozled.

  • @zrobeast
    @zrobeast Před 3 lety +984

    Me: 2020’s gonna be great!
    Jonathan Frakes:

  • @pcastle-piccolibrividi3205
    @pcastle-piccolibrividi3205 Před 5 lety +742

    0:30 Listen to that "not a chance". That's perfection.

  • @KappaDeKappa
    @KappaDeKappa Před rokem +11

    0:17 gets me every time.

  • @katsenberg3036
    @katsenberg3036 Před měsícem +2

    Chinese textbooks on what happened from 1958-1962:

  • @corporatebillionaire824
    @corporatebillionaire824 Před 5 lety +1028

    Anakin: "I have the High ground"
    Obi-Wan:

  • @mattcrater6725
    @mattcrater6725 Před 5 lety +579

    Picard: I played a flute and I lived my entire life in a small village
    Riker:

    • @elijones7926
      @elijones7926 Před 4 lety +28

      Matt Crater awwww....and now im sad lol. Poor Picard...but he did get a flute out of the deal lol

    • @haniwadog
      @haniwadog Před 4 lety +10

      I mean. He could still play the flute so something must have been true

    • @feartheghus
      @feartheghus Před 4 lety +5

      Eli Jones he got two live two lives, it’s a great gift I’d think.

    • @Louis-wp3fq
      @Louis-wp3fq Před 4 lety +5

      Picard: "It's still real to me, damn it!"

    • @suscancer2165
      @suscancer2165 Před 4 lety

      i dont get the reference

  • @auxityne
    @auxityne Před rokem +1

    When Jonathan Frakes is your defense attorney

  • @MIkeDaBBoy
    @MIkeDaBBoy Před měsícem +1

    “It’s false” gets me every time 😂😂

  • @SubversionAcademy
    @SubversionAcademy Před 5 lety +797

    - Padme: "Obi-Wan told me terrible things. He said you've turned to the dark side; that you... killed younglings!"
    - Anakin: [this video]

  • @garrettmcgibbon9018
    @garrettmcgibbon9018 Před 4 lety +1634

    The Last Jedi: *exists*
    The Rise of Skywalker:

    • @thatonea-hole
      @thatonea-hole Před 4 lety +121

      *THIS ONE WAS INVENTED BY A "WRITER"!*

    • @visualsforyou7120
      @visualsforyou7120 Před 4 lety +93

      I forgot The Rise of Skywalker even came out, I feel like I'm still waiting for the sequel to The Force Awakens.

    • @trustno173
      @trustno173 Před 4 lety +32

      Idiots: Say The Star Wars Sequel Trilogy Was Good.
      Me: This Video

    • @friedpickle8332
      @friedpickle8332 Před 4 lety +40

      Person: Hey did you see that new Star Wars movie The Rise of Sky-
      Me: 0:15
      (I still love TFA and TLJ lol)

    • @mr.dystopian5554
      @mr.dystopian5554 Před 4 lety +10

      It never happened.

  • @FlyingPaladin
    @FlyingPaladin Před 7 měsíci +2

    My dad when the paternity test came back positive

  • @JustPippaNY
    @JustPippaNY Před rokem +4

    If I ever meet Jonathan Frakes at a con, I want to record him saying "It never happened."

  • @smorre4004
    @smorre4004 Před 4 lety +561

    Shepard: "Reapers exist."
    Council:

    • @SergeantNovak23
      @SergeantNovak23 Před 3 lety +17

      ARACHNA “We created it” oh no

    • @Torthrodhel
      @Torthrodhel Před 3 lety +12

      ME3 endings: exist
      Fans:
      Andromeda: exist
      Fans: hey remember those ME3 endings that happened?

    • @theawesomewerewolf5084
      @theawesomewerewolf5084 Před 3 lety +11

      “We have dismissed that claim.”

  • @keithpetrino
    @keithpetrino Před 3 lety +3116

    I remember this show. Even funnier was when the story was supposedly true, and he would say something like, "our sources tell us that this happened somewhere in the northeast." It was always something geographically vague.

    • @TheBmills415
      @TheBmills415 Před 3 lety +37

      What was the name of this show

    • @keithpetrino
      @keithpetrino Před 3 lety +276

      @@TheBmills415 Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction

    • @Whole-Milk
      @Whole-Milk Před 3 lety +171

      Haha yes! I remember wishing I could get away with being that vague with school paper citations

    • @SeeYouInValhalla615
      @SeeYouInValhalla615 Před 3 lety +47

      @@Whole-Milk i also try this "vague-way" as i was in school. My teacher to me: "Are you a Politican or did you work for the media?!?! ....no you'r not!!!!....so stay by the truth and the facts!!!!!...." Years later, now today....truth....facts....and make believe....lies....all the same....funny 'n crazy at the same time. Each time i watch the news, read the news-paper, i hear J.F. say "No, it was......."

    • @JustScrapHD
      @JustScrapHD Před 3 lety +44

      if a story is "true" it just means, that the story has been told somewhere, not that its proven lmao