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  • @kickasspeanuts
    @kickasspeanuts Před 2 lety +8014

    "Didn't I give you this for Christmas?"
    im sorry what now? who the fuck got nailed to the intricate cross just to fit the legs?

  • @Tlkazl
    @Tlkazl Před 2 lety +8141

    "The longer you look the shinnier I get it's Mr clean"

    • @WaldosExperiments
      @WaldosExperiments Před 2 lety +58

      Lol

    • @alecrocksablegaming
      @alecrocksablegaming Před 2 lety +1

      Bro had to do me dirty like that screw you oracle I hate you not only because you betrayed us in combat evolve but you also pulled my nickname into it I will hate you more than what I did before you jerk

    • @Emily51237
      @Emily51237 Před 2 lety +102

      Thanks im blind 😊

    • @kingcreeper81
      @kingcreeper81 Před 2 lety +28

      @@Emily51237 not like this has been said many times

    • @reedphelps7438
      @reedphelps7438 Před 2 lety

      @@Emily51237 you mean Deaf.....? How the fuck are you supposed to read comments if your blind???

  • @lotus412
    @lotus412 Před 2 lety +2594

    "This attention is provocative"
    😳
    -👉👈

    • @mythrain8752
      @mythrain8752 Před 2 lety +66

      All I can hear is the president from Rick and Morty

    • @smusky4643
      @smusky4643 Před 2 lety +34

      OwO What's this~

    • @baileybopper8108
      @baileybopper8108 Před 2 lety +1

      @@smusky4643 and of course this is coming from a husky. We see your sins.

    • @aidenhmic1450
      @aidenhmic1450 Před 2 lety +20

      I think thats keith david

    • @volt42re
      @volt42re Před 2 lety +72

      Bungie knew about the fantasies of Halo fans long before they began to vocalize them

  • @mysterykitsune563
    @mysterykitsune563 Před 2 lety +4595

    “Im a real boy” honestly just made guilty cute

    • @chrissierra-5633
      @chrissierra-5633 Před 2 lety +171

      And depressing in lore

    • @corvuscyrus
      @corvuscyrus Před 2 lety +117

      @@chrissierra-5633 Finally, someone who knows Guilty Sparks lore.

    • @josephstalin3682
      @josephstalin3682 Před 2 lety +69

      @@corvuscyrus alone and sad and waiting waiting waiting waiting

    • @novawolfe7348
      @novawolfe7348 Před 2 lety

      He killed Johnson. Fuck him.

    • @zrex3927
      @zrex3927 Před 2 lety +50

      Yeah it made him cute until I realized he killed Sergeant Johnson

  • @Tobyco0l
    @Tobyco0l Před 2 lety +2958

    The "I'LL GET YOU BI-" got me 💀💀

    • @musicconnoisseur4278
      @musicconnoisseur4278 Před 2 lety +166

      whys it sound like cartman though

    • @--TOM--
      @--TOM-- Před 2 lety +87

      Sounded like a south park character

    • @themeowingwolf
      @themeowingwolf Před 2 lety +105

      @@musicconnoisseur4278 let's be real grunts are essentially south park characters with guns all the time

    • @loganlogo56
      @loganlogo56 Před rokem +63

      "I'll get you, you big bully!" Is the full quote

    • @Yojose343
      @Yojose343 Před rokem +8

      @@--TOM-- he really does

  • @Ark...........
    @Ark........... Před 2 lety +402

    The grunts sound like south park charters.

    • @Chevelle0107
      @Chevelle0107 Před 2 lety +45

      The first one, I was like, "Yo! Wtf? Eric Cartman?" 😂

    • @issacpack2295
      @issacpack2295 Před rokem +11

      ​@@Chevelle0107I thought I was the only one who heard it😂😂😂

    • @Nate2002GameZ
      @Nate2002GameZ Před 2 měsíci +1

      "TIIIIIIIIMEH!"
      *throws plasma grenade*

  • @-qwerty-4422
    @-qwerty-4422 Před 2 lety +4407

    When you hit guilty spark in CE he says "please stop being human" 💀

    • @jacen1178
      @jacen1178 Před 2 lety +152

      That was probably the creepiest 💩 I ever heard from a robot to be honest...

    • @xxpiexx3366
      @xxpiexx3366 Před 2 lety +88

      Oh shit guess im an elite now

    • @jacen1178
      @jacen1178 Před 2 lety +73

      @@xxpiexx3366 Wort Wort

    • @nexus_split8681
      @nexus_split8681 Před 2 lety +40

      Should've said "please stop being an american"

    • @Noob-Slayer
      @Noob-Slayer Před 2 lety +19

      @@xxpiexx3366 wort wort wort

  • @kadinmcadams3630
    @kadinmcadams3630 Před 2 lety +866

    Did I just hear a monitor say mr.clean

    • @keeganbanse8625
      @keeganbanse8625 Před 2 lety +12

      Yes

    • @insomniagobrrr5542
      @insomniagobrrr5542 Před 2 lety +10

      *yes*

    • @Cru128
      @Cru128 Před 2 lety +16

      The damn toaster is an ad.

    • @psycholamborghini4828
      @psycholamborghini4828 Před 2 lety +14

      When we was looking through the Autumn's database all it was was Mr Clean ads

    • @yigakong1187
      @yigakong1187 Před rokem +2

      @@psycholamborghini4828 “You can’t imagine how exciting this is! To have record of all our lost cleaning appliances! Mr. Clean is it? Fascinating”

  • @sky3penguin612
    @sky3penguin612 Před 2 lety +601

    “I am bored just looking at you too” from the elite was so funny

  • @servers5717
    @servers5717 Před 2 lety +1508

    “RAMIREZ! protect the burgertown”

    • @mickvd4
      @mickvd4 Před 2 lety

      RAMIREZ! Take out that BMP with this throwing knife!

    • @4_xk
      @4_xk Před 2 lety +93

      In the way that RussianBadger says it: Just a loud "RAMIREZ!" followed by an uncharacteristically diminishing "Protect the burger town..."

    • @servers5717
      @servers5717 Před 2 lety +27

      @@4_xk I fucking love TheRussianBadger. Favorite CZcamsr

    • @tylerbastow5012
      @tylerbastow5012 Před 2 lety +11

      @@servers5717 he's the absolute goat

    • @blacktemplar1139
      @blacktemplar1139 Před 2 lety

      RAMIREZ, TAKE OUT THAT TANK
      REMIREZ, TAKE OUT That HELIO
      REMIREZ GRAB THAT PREDATOR

  • @TheBigEvil
    @TheBigEvil Před 2 lety +852

    The way he says "whydon'tyoutake a crap in muh hat?"

  • @KidsSeeGhost
    @KidsSeeGhost Před 2 lety +528

    “ Oh yeah I have to kill you- *audible frustration* “
    Had me laughing so hard

    • @zennoix9984
      @zennoix9984 Před 4 měsíci

      That "I'LL KILL YOU YOU BIG-" made me wheeze

  • @callmenorb7302
    @callmenorb7302 Před 2 lety +357

    The implication that the forerunners used mr. Clean to keep there robots shiny is amazing to me

    • @trippiehippie5262
      @trippiehippie5262 Před 2 lety +33

      Quality transcends species and time

    • @RoyalFusilier
      @RoyalFusilier Před rokem +10

      In the final level of 3, Guilty Spark says "You ARE Forerunner", as in ancient humans were the Forerunners. which was definitely Bungie's intention before 343 Studios took over. Which means they could have totally had Mr. Clean. Best stories in gaming.

    • @levicarpenter5509
      @levicarpenter5509 Před rokem

      @@RoyalFusilier no no no the humans are still forerunners in 343 lore as well

    • @The_Art_of_Music_Official
      @The_Art_of_Music_Official Před 11 měsíci +1

      @@levicarpenter5509 Nah bro, the forerunners are their own species, they were in fact the ones who re-seeded human life. During the war with the covenant, they literally fought ancient humanity.

    • @levicarpenter5509
      @levicarpenter5509 Před 11 měsíci +2

      @@The_Art_of_Music_Official no shit, if you payed attention to the lore the librarian mixed in forerunner dna with human dna when they repopulated the planets so that technically makes humanity forerunner

  • @daxmarshall4969
    @daxmarshall4969 Před rokem +76

    Confirmed: The Covenant celebrates Christmas and exchanges gifts.

    • @hanspeter8011
      @hanspeter8011 Před rokem +1

      Customary presents are mainly gears of war

  • @maskedmitsune
    @maskedmitsune Před 2 lety +103

    I can’t stop laughing at the grunt that realized he had to kill the player and IMMEDIATELY switches up to an angry tone

  • @Valhalla_Heathen
    @Valhalla_Heathen Před rokem +49

    “Didn’t I give you this for Christmas?” 🤣

  • @PandemicOfPoop
    @PandemicOfPoop Před 2 lety +165

    The first grunt is my favorite quote on this one

  • @Dogecoin23
    @Dogecoin23 Před 2 lety +328

    Mr clean exists in 2552????

    • @bingl4526
      @bingl4526 Před 2 lety +61

      Mr. Clean is eternal

    • @evilangel7338
      @evilangel7338 Před 2 lety +33

      Moreover why does a monitor from a ring thats never been to earth know about Mr.Clean? 😂😂😂

    • @Validness
      @Validness Před 2 lety +18

      @@evilangel7338 forunners and uh.
      Halo lore

    • @autobotskyflame6287
      @autobotskyflame6287 Před 2 lety +19

      Mr Clean was the last great chief of the human warlords before the fall. The Librarian wanted to ensure his memory lived on.

    • @evilangel7338
      @evilangel7338 Před 2 lety +1

      @@Validness you know what, I'll take that

  • @atlas1227
    @atlas1227 Před 2 lety +53

    “The longer you look the shinier I get, it’s mr clean” he is such a character and his dialogue was amazing

    • @RandomGuy0400
      @RandomGuy0400 Před 2 lety +2

      He killed Johnson and i will never forgive him

  • @KingRaccoon-ze5rn
    @KingRaccoon-ze5rn Před rokem +37

    that has got to be the most genuine "stop staring at me" i've ever heard in my life 💀

  • @xwinter__riderx9155
    @xwinter__riderx9155 Před 2 lety +84

    "It's Mr. Clean"

  • @Davy_Toast
    @Davy_Toast Před 2 lety +33

    “I’m a REAALL Boy!” Had me in tears.
    Also, Mr. Clean is still relevant in 500 years?! Dang.

  • @bigdoggo5827
    @bigdoggo5827 Před 2 lety +47

    The arbiter treating the chief with a good time

  • @joyboyluffy23
    @joyboyluffy23 Před 2 lety +48

    "I have feelings"
    Me: the robots are becoming self aware

  • @lebah8555
    @lebah8555 Před 2 lety +72

    “I'm a real boy :D”

  • @alexbrogdon3594
    @alexbrogdon3594 Před 2 lety +25

    "This attention is provocative" fucking killed me

  • @-IDontKnow
    @-IDontKnow Před 2 lety +1731

    "I'm a real boy"somewhat adorable
    Edit:wow 300 tha-
    Ahhh you think I was gonna say thank you haha fools Im not that kind of guy anymore

    • @sneakysnek2185
      @sneakysnek2185 Před 2 lety +22

      Well that was some foreshadowing. 343 guilty spark is alive still after halo 3. He inhabits a promethean soldier body.

    • @chrissierra-5633
      @chrissierra-5633 Před 2 lety +11

      And depressing in lore

    • @justthatguy971
      @justthatguy971 Před 2 lety

      Like here for this comment so it never changes from 666

    • @sneakysnek2185
      @sneakysnek2185 Před 2 lety +1

      Prometheans are also in halo 4 primative humans turned war asset on zeta halo by the diadact.

    • @deatheternal720
      @deatheternal720 Před 2 lety

      Cringe.

  • @bombasticbombman1291
    @bombasticbombman1291 Před 2 lety +18

    “Stop staring at me” THAT SOUNDS LIKE THE GUY FROM MW2 BURGERTOWN

  • @CC-mv1ue
    @CC-mv1ue Před 2 lety +352

    “Didn’t I give you this for Christmas?”
    Wtf how I’m dying
    Edit: Thanks everyone this is the most likes I’ve ever gotten so thanks

  • @LaSeppiaDelQuartiere
    @LaSeppiaDelQuartiere Před 2 lety +11

    "ILL GET YOU YOU BI-"
    Looks like someone has anger issues

  • @ops-randomnumbers8072
    @ops-randomnumbers8072 Před 2 lety +7

    bro the second clip sounds like cartman

  • @xb34sty_m4nxmartinez2
    @xb34sty_m4nxmartinez2 Před 2 lety +10

    “Didn’t I give you this for Christmas?”
    The way he speaks lol

  • @connorholtzclaw1032
    @connorholtzclaw1032 Před rokem +9

    chief: *Stares at arbiter in a devious way*
    Arbiter:Stop staring at me!

  • @Raw_Filters
    @Raw_Filters Před rokem +9

    It’s now canon that the unsc and the break-off covenant faction had a huge Christmas party and exchanged weapons

  • @blackhand441
    @blackhand441 Před 2 lety +50

    I miss these dialogues
    Games are getting too serious 🙃

    • @Lux_Onyx
      @Lux_Onyx Před 2 lety +2

      After Halo Infinite, I'd have to disagree. Grunt dialogue is a riot in there. But is also depressing.

    • @blackhand441
      @blackhand441 Před 2 lety +3

      @@Lux_Onyx their screams are the stuff of nightmares

    • @yigakong1187
      @yigakong1187 Před rokem +1

      @@blackhand441 Weren’t they also bloodcurdling in Guardians?

    • @casualjoe1264
      @casualjoe1264 Před rokem +2

      ​@Onyx The Marines in Infinite say some funny stuff, especially when you are flying through the air on a warthog, and they say, "Pigs can fly!" Or something like that

  • @Gexpo777
    @Gexpo777 Před rokem +7

    The grunt in the second clip sounds like Eric Cartman lmfao

  • @thefriendlyknight
    @thefriendlyknight Před 2 lety +7

    "It's Mr Clean" wtf Guilty Spark

  • @kylewilson6425
    @kylewilson6425 Před rokem +10

    _"Didn't I give you this for Christmas?"_ I wish I got alien weapons for Christmas!
    Not in this video: (Marine after killing a Grunt): _"What's that on your back? A toilet?"_ That line was funny when I played it years ago!

  • @lilasnowflake5632
    @lilasnowflake5632 Před 2 lety +9

    Welp, Mr clean is canon

  • @Crucified_Jay
    @Crucified_Jay Před 2 lety +14

    the im a real boy and mr clean get me every time

  • @mattlang8419
    @mattlang8419 Před rokem +4

    The fact that Spark was once an ancient human makes his "real boy" comment so much better...

  • @Beanboolin
    @Beanboolin Před 2 lety +8

    "Why don't you take a crap in my hat?" and "I'm a real boy!" Are the best

  • @guyofminimalimportance7
    @guyofminimalimportance7 Před rokem +4

    The guilt spark staring contest line fits his condescending attitude so well

  • @justj0rg3
    @justj0rg3 Před rokem +2

    “A staring contest? You’re in for some fun” 👁️🤣🤣

  • @ShaddySoldier
    @ShaddySoldier Před 2 lety +4

    I like how the marine is mad about getting the sniper rifle lmao

    • @Malenshkhov
      @Malenshkhov Před měsícem

      He liked his needler, he probably worked hard for it

  • @danceofthevoid6772
    @danceofthevoid6772 Před 2 lety +7

    You know I never have heard the "Mr clean" line before thanks for showing me something lmao

  • @kidatdev
    @kidatdev Před 2 lety +5

    " *i hate you* "

  • @JoseTorres-ry9qe
    @JoseTorres-ry9qe Před 2 lety +4

    A staring contest? You're in for some fun 💫

  • @johnclement189
    @johnclement189 Před 2 lety +4

    Bungie's Halo is a golden age

  • @moxxie_ivan5952
    @moxxie_ivan5952 Před 2 lety +5

    The grunt: “Oh SH!t”

  • @ninjaninja1219
    @ninjaninja1219 Před rokem +3

    “I’m a real boy!” The amount of happiness in that one sentence is immeasurable

  • @frenczxzen8030
    @frenczxzen8030 Před 2 lety +2

    The bots voice sounds like the ghost from destiny 😭

  • @edgyizanami783
    @edgyizanami783 Před 2 lety +5

    “Why don’t you take a crap in *my hat* :D”

  • @theoneandonlyufomini-bot
    @theoneandonlyufomini-bot Před 2 lety +3

    Oh my god I have feelings?

  • @eyetoeyez411
    @eyetoeyez411 Před rokem +1

    Idk how anybody could have a staring contest and not try to make out with their opponent.

  • @rwstuart9272
    @rwstuart9272 Před 2 lety +4

    "I'm a real boy" is a Pinocchio reference, but honestly guilty spark wasn't a bad guy until the very end.

  • @Homicidal_Gopro117
    @Homicidal_Gopro117 Před rokem +3

    "How does he know Mr clean?!?! He's an alien robot?!?"

    • @TrueChaos56
      @TrueChaos56 Před rokem

      He’s a human mind inside of an alien robot. Also they were tasked with studying humanity. How else do you think A.I. chips are compatible with Forerunner technology?

    • @Homicidal_Gopro117
      @Homicidal_Gopro117 Před rokem +1

      @@TrueChaos56 Ok good point

    • @Homicidal_Gopro117
      @Homicidal_Gopro117 Před rokem

      @@DevixianTheOriginal Wait what?

    • @Silkyfin_
      @Silkyfin_ Před 2 měsíci

      In combat evolved he was looking at the pillar of autumn's history records, and while weird, that was likely where he learned of it
      Or a marine just mentioned it and he heard

  • @Classified_rA9
    @Classified_rA9 Před rokem +2

    This almost makes me not wanna kill spark

  • @mrinsanity9482
    @mrinsanity9482 Před rokem +1

    First grunt sounded so stoned.

  • @Nai_Cort
    @Nai_Cort Před rokem +2

    "I'll get you, you bi-!"
    That part got me laughing.

  • @linxblackfall6619
    @linxblackfall6619 Před 2 lety +3

    Arbiter has the same voice actor from the president of the US in Rick and morty

    • @lowercase21
      @lowercase21 Před 2 lety

      Yeah you can easily hear it but some ppl might not know.

    • @aaronferganchick9360
      @aaronferganchick9360 Před 2 lety

      Mr. Keith David is the actor's name. He also played himself in Saints' Row 4, and as Sgt. Foley in CoD. MW2.

    • @linxblackfall6619
      @linxblackfall6619 Před 2 lety +1

      @@aaronferganchick9360 iconic voice acting in my childhood

  • @jbjamal7778
    @jbjamal7778 Před 2 lety +4

    I wanna see more of this

  • @Joemama-tm4bq
    @Joemama-tm4bq Před rokem +1

    Bro did anyone hear the “I’ll get you bi-“ at the end of the second one LOL

  • @jaymon64anabel53
    @jaymon64anabel53 Před 2 lety

    “I hATe YoU” was when I lost it, guy sounded so sad.

  • @phobosanomaly5383
    @phobosanomaly5383 Před 2 lety +22

    The grunt at the beginning talking and then instantly afterwards talking about how he gonna kill cheif is so oddly funny
    Edit: I spelled Chief wrong bruh

  • @leonardobillones7868
    @leonardobillones7868 Před 2 lety +3

    "this attention is provocative, stop staring at me"
    My brain when i heard the voice:"ramirez! Protect the burgertown"
    (if you don't know what reference this is, its a line from Sgt. Foley in cod modern warfare 2)

  • @justafish597
    @justafish597 Před rokem +1

    I remember once that one of the tiny gas mask aliens, once said
    "You monster That was my brother"
    I never know those guys have siblings 😅

  • @akcra1735
    @akcra1735 Před rokem +1

    "I'm a real boy" *Pinocchio intensifies*

  • @grimclawtigrex7034
    @grimclawtigrex7034 Před 2 lety +1

    I swear to god that elite wearing silver armor sounds like King Andreas

  • @Alligator1107
    @Alligator1107 Před měsícem +1

    Greatest halo line ever “ want to crap in my hat “

  • @ExtrovertedIntrovert123
    @ExtrovertedIntrovert123 Před rokem +1

    Man guilty spark has so much fun messing with you.

  • @kv-1dude627
    @kv-1dude627 Před rokem +1

    "Robot gets hit"
    "Also the robot, BECOME PINOCCHIO"

  • @_EJ23_
    @_EJ23_ Před 3 měsíci +1

    Covenants discovered the Earth yesterday, it's impossible for them to know Christmas 😅

  • @somebird
    @somebird Před rokem +1

    My favorite part of having staring contest with guilty spark is when you look away and he gets happy that he won. Definitely one of the better dialogue sets

  • @Noob-Slayer
    @Noob-Slayer Před 2 lety +2

    The longer you look the more shinier I get, it's mr clean.
    Bungie rlly just sponsored mr clean

  • @hiddendesire3076
    @hiddendesire3076 Před 2 lety +2

    The feelings comment makes all the more sense when you learn that 343 Guilty Spark was formerly an ancient human.

    • @yigakong1187
      @yigakong1187 Před rokem

      If you consider 343’s changes canonical that is

  • @phoenixleaf2324
    @phoenixleaf2324 Před rokem +1

    Hearing the guy say ** This is provocative, stop staring at me! >:(** gets me every time.

  • @jjjadin9509
    @jjjadin9509 Před 2 měsíci +1

    "Im A ReAl bOy" Guilty Spark

  • @no1sfriend.
    @no1sfriend. Před rokem +1

    "I'm a real boy!" -343 Guilty Spark

  • @stephenschalizki3611
    @stephenschalizki3611 Před rokem

    Dude this is fuckin great I love all of theses video so far ice subbed and I'm watching them all.

  • @RainbowJackals
    @RainbowJackals Před 9 měsíci +1

    That final dialogue practically confirms that Mr. Clean is canon in the Halo universe, and that Guilty Spark or more of the monitors know about him.

  • @WaterLockser
    @WaterLockser Před rokem +1

    Guilty Spark - That hurt my feelings.
    Me- Ye well you know what hurt my feelings?! You killing Johnson!

  • @matt815
    @matt815 Před rokem +1

    "That hurt my feelings! Oh my God I have feelings? I'm a real boy!

  • @shnaxx
    @shnaxx Před rokem

    Bruh the grunts before you cut them off “ILL GET YOU,YOU BIG-“

  • @arandomgecko3957
    @arandomgecko3957 Před rokem +1

    I literally choke on my saliva after he said Mr clean

  • @komedi69.
    @komedi69. Před rokem +1

    The grunt in the second one sounds like cartman from south park

  • @hiddensynin
    @hiddensynin Před 2 lety +1

    Penokio move over, WE GOT DA LIGHT BULB

  • @MtNomi
    @MtNomi Před 7 měsíci

    Didn’t I get you this for Christmas had me floored 😂😂

  • @silverhawk6748
    @silverhawk6748 Před 2 lety +1

    Did anyone else notice that the guy who said “stop staring at me” sounded like David Anderson from the mass effect series

    • @legion5737
      @legion5737 Před 2 lety

      I believe that it is the same voice actor

  • @ScoutNero
    @ScoutNero Před 3 měsíci +1

    Did I just hear Kieth david as one of the covenant

  • @lelandholmquist2467
    @lelandholmquist2467 Před 2 lety +1

    Why does the grunt sound like cartmen!? 🤣

  • @Pandnn216
    @Pandnn216 Před rokem +1

    I like how even marines in halo know that the ar is garbage

  • @ibarrosss
    @ibarrosss Před 3 měsíci +1

    Why the grunt’s voice looks like cartman 💀

  • @AshTheDragon1
    @AshTheDragon1 Před 5 měsíci

    "Stop staring at me!"
    Sounds off when Arby says that-

  • @fadinglight3920
    @fadinglight3920 Před 2 lety

    Guilty spark over here making references from commercials from 500 years ago. Priceless

  • @Gorbloop
    @Gorbloop Před 2 lety +1

    That grunt sounded like Eric cartman

  • @jakethesnake0494
    @jakethesnake0494 Před 11 měsíci

    😂😂😂😂😂😂 im dying love the upload

  • @T_EDWARDBANKS
    @T_EDWARDBANKS Před rokem +1

    “I have feelings I’m a real boy”

  • @SHiFTyTReATS
    @SHiFTyTReATS Před 7 měsíci

    NPC dialog and forge are the two biggest things that make halo (3) stand out from the rest, and why it’ still has so much replayabilty to this day!

  • @CrowListener
    @CrowListener Před 5 měsíci

    "the longer you look the shiner i get. Its mr. Cleen" had me rolling XD