Bro had to do me dirty like that screw you oracle I hate you not only because you betrayed us in combat evolve but you also pulled my nickname into it I will hate you more than what I did before you jerk
In the final level of 3, Guilty Spark says "You ARE Forerunner", as in ancient humans were the Forerunners. which was definitely Bungie's intention before 343 Studios took over. Which means they could have totally had Mr. Clean. Best stories in gaming.
@@levicarpenter5509 Nah bro, the forerunners are their own species, they were in fact the ones who re-seeded human life. During the war with the covenant, they literally fought ancient humanity.
@@The_Art_of_Music_Official no shit, if you payed attention to the lore the librarian mixed in forerunner dna with human dna when they repopulated the planets so that technically makes humanity forerunner
@Onyx The Marines in Infinite say some funny stuff, especially when you are flying through the air on a warthog, and they say, "Pigs can fly!" Or something like that
_"Didn't I give you this for Christmas?"_ I wish I got alien weapons for Christmas! Not in this video: (Marine after killing a Grunt): _"What's that on your back? A toilet?"_ That line was funny when I played it years ago!
He’s a human mind inside of an alien robot. Also they were tasked with studying humanity. How else do you think A.I. chips are compatible with Forerunner technology?
In combat evolved he was looking at the pillar of autumn's history records, and while weird, that was likely where he learned of it Or a marine just mentioned it and he heard
The grunt at the beginning talking and then instantly afterwards talking about how he gonna kill cheif is so oddly funny Edit: I spelled Chief wrong bruh
"this attention is provocative, stop staring at me" My brain when i heard the voice:"ramirez! Protect the burgertown" (if you don't know what reference this is, its a line from Sgt. Foley in cod modern warfare 2)
My favorite part of having staring contest with guilty spark is when you look away and he gets happy that he won. Definitely one of the better dialogue sets
"Didn't I give you this for Christmas?"
im sorry what now? who the fuck got nailed to the intricate cross just to fit the legs?
Huh?
Sir did you have a stroke
@@NormalCardBoardBoxes He's asking how do the Covenant know the concept of Christmas
I don't think it's cannon, just a joke
Covenant Jesus obviously
"The longer you look the shinnier I get it's Mr clean"
Lol
Bro had to do me dirty like that screw you oracle I hate you not only because you betrayed us in combat evolve but you also pulled my nickname into it I will hate you more than what I did before you jerk
Thanks im blind 😊
@@Emily51237 not like this has been said many times
@@Emily51237 you mean Deaf.....? How the fuck are you supposed to read comments if your blind???
"This attention is provocative"
😳
-👉👈
All I can hear is the president from Rick and Morty
OwO What's this~
@@smusky4643 and of course this is coming from a husky. We see your sins.
I think thats keith david
Bungie knew about the fantasies of Halo fans long before they began to vocalize them
“Im a real boy” honestly just made guilty cute
And depressing in lore
@@chrissierra-5633 Finally, someone who knows Guilty Sparks lore.
@@corvuscyrus alone and sad and waiting waiting waiting waiting
He killed Johnson. Fuck him.
Yeah it made him cute until I realized he killed Sergeant Johnson
The "I'LL GET YOU BI-" got me 💀💀
whys it sound like cartman though
Sounded like a south park character
@@musicconnoisseur4278 let's be real grunts are essentially south park characters with guns all the time
"I'll get you, you big bully!" Is the full quote
@@--TOM-- he really does
The grunts sound like south park charters.
The first one, I was like, "Yo! Wtf? Eric Cartman?" 😂
@@Chevelle0107I thought I was the only one who heard it😂😂😂
"TIIIIIIIIMEH!"
*throws plasma grenade*
When you hit guilty spark in CE he says "please stop being human" 💀
That was probably the creepiest 💩 I ever heard from a robot to be honest...
Oh shit guess im an elite now
@@xxpiexx3366 Wort Wort
Should've said "please stop being an american"
@@xxpiexx3366 wort wort wort
Did I just hear a monitor say mr.clean
Yes
*yes*
The damn toaster is an ad.
When we was looking through the Autumn's database all it was was Mr Clean ads
@@psycholamborghini4828 “You can’t imagine how exciting this is! To have record of all our lost cleaning appliances! Mr. Clean is it? Fascinating”
“I am bored just looking at you too” from the elite was so funny
The elite lines in halo 3 are funny as hell
“RAMIREZ! protect the burgertown”
RAMIREZ! Take out that BMP with this throwing knife!
In the way that RussianBadger says it: Just a loud "RAMIREZ!" followed by an uncharacteristically diminishing "Protect the burger town..."
@@4_xk I fucking love TheRussianBadger. Favorite CZcamsr
@@servers5717 he's the absolute goat
RAMIREZ, TAKE OUT THAT TANK
REMIREZ, TAKE OUT That HELIO
REMIREZ GRAB THAT PREDATOR
The way he says "whydon'tyoutake a crap in muh hat?"
Ik he’s sounds intoxicated lol
2 seconds later *takes hat* I hate you
Sounds like Christopher Walken
Master chief take his hat of
Proceeds to pull down bant armor
“ Oh yeah I have to kill you- *audible frustration* “
Had me laughing so hard
That "I'LL KILL YOU YOU BIG-" made me wheeze
The implication that the forerunners used mr. Clean to keep there robots shiny is amazing to me
Quality transcends species and time
In the final level of 3, Guilty Spark says "You ARE Forerunner", as in ancient humans were the Forerunners. which was definitely Bungie's intention before 343 Studios took over. Which means they could have totally had Mr. Clean. Best stories in gaming.
@@RoyalFusilier no no no the humans are still forerunners in 343 lore as well
@@levicarpenter5509 Nah bro, the forerunners are their own species, they were in fact the ones who re-seeded human life. During the war with the covenant, they literally fought ancient humanity.
@@The_Art_of_Music_Official no shit, if you payed attention to the lore the librarian mixed in forerunner dna with human dna when they repopulated the planets so that technically makes humanity forerunner
Confirmed: The Covenant celebrates Christmas and exchanges gifts.
Customary presents are mainly gears of war
I can’t stop laughing at the grunt that realized he had to kill the player and IMMEDIATELY switches up to an angry tone
“Didn’t I give you this for Christmas?” 🤣
The first grunt is my favorite quote on this one
I'm pretty sure that grunt was high
Mr clean exists in 2552????
Mr. Clean is eternal
Moreover why does a monitor from a ring thats never been to earth know about Mr.Clean? 😂😂😂
@@evilangel7338 forunners and uh.
Halo lore
Mr Clean was the last great chief of the human warlords before the fall. The Librarian wanted to ensure his memory lived on.
@@Validness you know what, I'll take that
“The longer you look the shinier I get, it’s mr clean” he is such a character and his dialogue was amazing
He killed Johnson and i will never forgive him
that has got to be the most genuine "stop staring at me" i've ever heard in my life 💀
"It's Mr. Clean"
“I’m a REAALL Boy!” Had me in tears.
Also, Mr. Clean is still relevant in 500 years?! Dang.
The arbiter treating the chief with a good time
"I have feelings"
Me: the robots are becoming self aware
“I'm a real boy :D”
"This attention is provocative" fucking killed me
"I'm a real boy"somewhat adorable
Edit:wow 300 tha-
Ahhh you think I was gonna say thank you haha fools Im not that kind of guy anymore
Well that was some foreshadowing. 343 guilty spark is alive still after halo 3. He inhabits a promethean soldier body.
And depressing in lore
Like here for this comment so it never changes from 666
Prometheans are also in halo 4 primative humans turned war asset on zeta halo by the diadact.
Cringe.
“Stop staring at me” THAT SOUNDS LIKE THE GUY FROM MW2 BURGERTOWN
That would be Keith David’s
“Didn’t I give you this for Christmas?”
Wtf how I’m dying
Edit: Thanks everyone this is the most likes I’ve ever gotten so thanks
343 likes
Hi
"ILL GET YOU YOU BI-"
Looks like someone has anger issues
I can't 🤣🤣
bro the second clip sounds like cartman
“Didn’t I give you this for Christmas?”
The way he speaks lol
chief: *Stares at arbiter in a devious way*
Arbiter:Stop staring at me!
It’s now canon that the unsc and the break-off covenant faction had a huge Christmas party and exchanged weapons
I miss these dialogues
Games are getting too serious 🙃
After Halo Infinite, I'd have to disagree. Grunt dialogue is a riot in there. But is also depressing.
@@Lux_Onyx their screams are the stuff of nightmares
@@blackhand441 Weren’t they also bloodcurdling in Guardians?
@Onyx The Marines in Infinite say some funny stuff, especially when you are flying through the air on a warthog, and they say, "Pigs can fly!" Or something like that
The grunt in the second clip sounds like Eric Cartman lmfao
"It's Mr Clean" wtf Guilty Spark
_"Didn't I give you this for Christmas?"_ I wish I got alien weapons for Christmas!
Not in this video: (Marine after killing a Grunt): _"What's that on your back? A toilet?"_ That line was funny when I played it years ago!
Welp, Mr clean is canon
the im a real boy and mr clean get me every time
The fact that Spark was once an ancient human makes his "real boy" comment so much better...
"Why don't you take a crap in my hat?" and "I'm a real boy!" Are the best
The guilt spark staring contest line fits his condescending attitude so well
“A staring contest? You’re in for some fun” 👁️🤣🤣
I like how the marine is mad about getting the sniper rifle lmao
He liked his needler, he probably worked hard for it
You know I never have heard the "Mr clean" line before thanks for showing me something lmao
" *i hate you* "
He recognize that the Assault rifle is trash
He was real for that one
A staring contest? You're in for some fun 💫
Bungie's Halo is a golden age
The grunt: “Oh SH!t”
“I’m a real boy!” The amount of happiness in that one sentence is immeasurable
The bots voice sounds like the ghost from destiny 😭
“Why don’t you take a crap in *my hat* :D”
Oh my god I have feelings?
Idk how anybody could have a staring contest and not try to make out with their opponent.
"I'm a real boy" is a Pinocchio reference, but honestly guilty spark wasn't a bad guy until the very end.
He was doing his job, man
"How does he know Mr clean?!?! He's an alien robot?!?"
He’s a human mind inside of an alien robot. Also they were tasked with studying humanity. How else do you think A.I. chips are compatible with Forerunner technology?
@@TrueChaos56 Ok good point
@@DevixianTheOriginal Wait what?
In combat evolved he was looking at the pillar of autumn's history records, and while weird, that was likely where he learned of it
Or a marine just mentioned it and he heard
This almost makes me not wanna kill spark
First grunt sounded so stoned.
"I'll get you, you bi-!"
That part got me laughing.
Arbiter has the same voice actor from the president of the US in Rick and morty
Yeah you can easily hear it but some ppl might not know.
Mr. Keith David is the actor's name. He also played himself in Saints' Row 4, and as Sgt. Foley in CoD. MW2.
@@aaronferganchick9360 iconic voice acting in my childhood
I wanna see more of this
Bro did anyone hear the “I’ll get you bi-“ at the end of the second one LOL
“I hATe YoU” was when I lost it, guy sounded so sad.
The grunt at the beginning talking and then instantly afterwards talking about how he gonna kill cheif is so oddly funny
Edit: I spelled Chief wrong bruh
"this attention is provocative, stop staring at me"
My brain when i heard the voice:"ramirez! Protect the burgertown"
(if you don't know what reference this is, its a line from Sgt. Foley in cod modern warfare 2)
I remember once that one of the tiny gas mask aliens, once said
"You monster That was my brother"
I never know those guys have siblings 😅
"I'm a real boy" *Pinocchio intensifies*
I swear to god that elite wearing silver armor sounds like King Andreas
Greatest halo line ever “ want to crap in my hat “
Man guilty spark has so much fun messing with you.
"Robot gets hit"
"Also the robot, BECOME PINOCCHIO"
Covenants discovered the Earth yesterday, it's impossible for them to know Christmas 😅
My favorite part of having staring contest with guilty spark is when you look away and he gets happy that he won. Definitely one of the better dialogue sets
The longer you look the more shinier I get, it's mr clean.
Bungie rlly just sponsored mr clean
The feelings comment makes all the more sense when you learn that 343 Guilty Spark was formerly an ancient human.
If you consider 343’s changes canonical that is
Hearing the guy say ** This is provocative, stop staring at me! >:(** gets me every time.
"Im A ReAl bOy" Guilty Spark
"I'm a real boy!" -343 Guilty Spark
Dude this is fuckin great I love all of theses video so far ice subbed and I'm watching them all.
That final dialogue practically confirms that Mr. Clean is canon in the Halo universe, and that Guilty Spark or more of the monitors know about him.
Guilty Spark - That hurt my feelings.
Me- Ye well you know what hurt my feelings?! You killing Johnson!
"That hurt my feelings! Oh my God I have feelings? I'm a real boy!
Bruh the grunts before you cut them off “ILL GET YOU,YOU BIG-“
I literally choke on my saliva after he said Mr clean
The grunt in the second one sounds like cartman from south park
Penokio move over, WE GOT DA LIGHT BULB
Didn’t I get you this for Christmas had me floored 😂😂
Did anyone else notice that the guy who said “stop staring at me” sounded like David Anderson from the mass effect series
I believe that it is the same voice actor
Did I just hear Kieth david as one of the covenant
Why does the grunt sound like cartmen!? 🤣
I like how even marines in halo know that the ar is garbage
Why the grunt’s voice looks like cartman 💀
"Stop staring at me!"
Sounds off when Arby says that-
Guilty spark over here making references from commercials from 500 years ago. Priceless
That grunt sounded like Eric cartman
😂😂😂😂😂😂 im dying love the upload
“I have feelings I’m a real boy”
NPC dialog and forge are the two biggest things that make halo (3) stand out from the rest, and why it’ still has so much replayabilty to this day!
"the longer you look the shiner i get. Its mr. Cleen" had me rolling XD