If Junk Food Commercials Were Honest - Honest Ads
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- Now that we're starting to get this whole cigarette thing under control, can we take care of the junk food companies that are getting all of us addicted to chips, candy, and crackers? We just wish everyone would be more honest about snack foods.
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This dude could probably convince fish to buy water
I mean it's kinda ez, it's like to convince human to buy oxygen. You can't live without it, just like fishes can't live without water.
Yeah okay. Come buy a pack of five bottles of oxygen, just 5.99.
Im sold where can i get some Hortons ground up corn and sugar
This dumb joke again
Or a snowcone in a blizzard.. 😂
Sad Truth: Even if people saw this, they'd still eat it anyway.
@@supermariobossful Whatever floats your boat, then.
damn *crunch* right *crunch* we will
What are you talking about? I usually skim through these fun vids with 2 or more bags of chips!
Noo
No I gave up eating junk food and other harmful things after knowing their reality☺️
Love him or hate him he's spitting pure facts
who would ever hate this blobbed shaped hunk of a man?
@@burrito5673 Big Corps
I'd like sources, but yeah
@@johnb8440
That has already become common knowledge in other countries.
But not in the US, because capitalist tycoons control politics.
@@fisebilillah4406 yes, but on any video these guys do I would like sources. Even if it is common knowledge. I know that junk food is s*** for your health... But saying it and backing it up with credible sources is nice. Even if they just put it in the description.
I'm surprised the CZcams algorithms allow this channel to stay afloat LOL
you just posted this comment to use your fancy word algorithm. again...ive seen your fancy word many times already..knock it off Pal!..
@@ellitestar I'm sorry, I'll remember to dumb myself down next time so you can understand it. As Patrick would say, "It's fancy talk!"
@@Editisement
Yes, please do..thanks
whatevr it takes 4 u 2 stop using that fckg!! word..(its annoying Pal!)
They have to tell you what they are going to do. It's y(our) obligation to say no and when we don't it as if we are implicitly in agreement.
@@ellitestar if you don't like fancy words...go to school or something. pal.
"Rats on cocaine" this guy is a gem.
I see many xD
Propabbly just a script but still awesome.
That got be dying with laughter.
ypu can have this one, he's a real Jim
No he’s a jool
(R.I.P. spelieng)
Kids being labeled as "Cocaine lab rats" for eating processed corn and rice in a bag is priceless. It took me a good 5 minutes to stop giggling at the sad truth...
Cybie1111: wasn't it "cocaine-addicted lab rats?" Don't forget the "addicted" part. That's the best kind.
“Get him!!” Lmfaoo
Cocaine addicted lab rats should be the new catch phrase for the century, describing all of us who eat Monsanto products whether or not we're aware Monsanto controls more than 95% of the food and drink supply. This stuff is awful!
repeat for justice: many many thousands of people die from Monsanto's intestinal-permeability causing lectins and wheat gluten hydrogenated oil sponges EVERY year through cancer or diabetes. (International diabetes organization fact in there) THIS and hundreds of thousands killed in pointless illegal wars to make our Bankers and their warmachine happy, are why we need to illegalize lobbyists, high government leader wages, and political parties! Don't believe me?
Ask "Are our leaders helping the poor get renewable tech, independence & wealth? Or are they ALL only enriching themselves, with 15 million tax-payer cash on the side* to silence their adultery/rape sex-maids?" If you’re still living one paycheck away from homelessness after your leaders are done in office there’s your answer! IllEGALIZE corporate lobbyists, high government wages & political parties! Vote for ACCOMPLISHED leaders whose hard work or inventions are *freeing* poor people across the WORLD!
thank you.
I'll let myself out.
@@AnotherCoyote you are basically saying the government should illegalize itself and that we should all start an anarcho-socialist uprising against the UN ! 🤣🤣🤣
@@miniaturejayhawk8702: well I guess when our government is almost comprised of 100% corruption, then yeah, it would come off as saying it should illegalize itself.
It's amazing to think both capitalism and communism develop problems for the same reasons; their citizens never ONCE question the power of their corrupt leaders or think that maybe PREVENTING or controlling psychotic, blood thirsty war mongering anti-free speech leaders should be the rule instead of controlling the people themselves!
They made so many packets of this unknown brand chips just for this.
Lol that's what I was thinking the whole time!
Some of them were probably empty
STONKS
@@phoenixrc0074 more like "ground up"
@@EmptyEmpathy Yes. Imagine. Just pacjages being empty. Nobody said anything else.
Dont you just love food shaped as *Hyperbolic Parabolas* ?
John Wick 4 Hyperbolic Parabola. lol
at least it's mostly food instead of air
Alehandro Da Costa +The same shape as that of electric power plant cooling towers.
damn, sounds like some Tool songname lol
Lol.
Maths in ad education.
Fun fact: If a product has a sugar free version, it is most likely less healthy then the original product. To make up for lack of taste that sugar provides, they have to use chemicals that are usually harmful.
Just like coca cola zero
not a fact
@Utkarsh Amitabh Srivastava What relevance does your "point" have in anyway
@Utkarsh Amitabh Srivastava I'm pretty sure everyone knows that
@Stella H
Mate everything is a chemical
I could add
My dad's 1963 dodge
Grandpa's ashes
Shrek 4 dvd
A Mexican woman's leftovers
And a maple tree
It's all chemicals mate
Some are more dangerous than others tho
Like diet cokes artificial sweetener being even worse
"Nothing will stop you from eating food that's so processed that no longer contains any ingredients it resembles actual food"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
567 likes and still no replies?? well i'll be the first.
I’ll be the second
ill be the third
I'll be yrxdkugfvmujhv,ilyc,utgdc,jhv,hgchgc v,kygdi,jhc.,jhcl,!!!!
*I've always wanted to do that!*
Actual facts
"ahhh a mother trying to fight against the years of advertising we've shoved in her daughter's brain"
i loved this 😂
Excellent sarcasm right there!🤣🤣🤣
Its so funny until you realize it's 100% true and capitalism has turned our civilization into a cesspool.
In the evil megacorps' defense, mom was the one who chose to let her daughter watch TV.
"..using measurements no Americans currently use to cook" ... Amen, brother.
My mum taught me to cook. But it's a problem because "technically" the UK uses metric (but a whole generation of people still use imperial units). So, my mum taught me to use imperial while school taught me metric. All my old recipes are in imperial units and more modern ones in metric. Then, I look at some US ones and somehow a galon is not a galon here in the UK? God help me trying to read US recipes. I imagine the reverse also causes a tonne of confusion. Our food labels generally show both metric and imperial units (EU guideline, I think?) so that helps.
@@Stettafire Yes, confusing indeed. I run into this problem often when I need to simply use a socket wrench or calculate distance/speed. At least we don't have to calculate "hands" or "strides" very often anymore ;)
I divide the grams of sugar added by the grams per serving to get an idea if it is okay to eat. Can’t do it if serving size is given in liters though.
I also avoid things with high fructose corn syrup listed as an ingredient.
@@Stettafire Imagine how much freedom you would have lost if the US decided to switch to SI though ...
"At Horton's our hydrogenated oil sponges are made of the freshest additives." This guy is the best
A gem. 👍👍👍😜
We desperately need Adam and Roger to meet. Roger would be Adam's final boss that he must defeat and Adam would just be the daily attempt to discredit all of Roger's businesses
Adam Carolla is an idiot
Simon Nielsen he means Adam Conover from Adam Ruins Everything
That would be hilarious. Adam doesn't have the balls to fight Horton though.
Lee Coleman That TOTALLY needs to happen!!!
Lee Coleman THIS. This needs to happen. 👏👏
Even as he was saying these things, watching him eat those chips made me feel hungrier.
That's the power of junk food.
You ever notice how whenever you watch TV late at night they show more fast food/junk food commercials?
Sad but true
That's the power of your weak mind
Power of advertising, the power of junk food is kill you and drain your money.
@@varunthakur1329 You know that will power doesn't have much to do with natural mechanisms, that are simmilar too drug addiction? Of course you don't because you have to compensate for your inferiority complexes eith that bs.
"I'm addicted to this stuff!"
"True... *She* is."
Wait.. What?
Ikr I legit thought it was a he
Those damn fembo- oh wait. I should say tomboys... She's a tra- wait, that's offensive to trans peop- oh wait, i'm trans... i'm confused about wtf this comment has become aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Where?
That's awful. *shoves hydrogenated oil sponges down throat*
Muhammed Bayo You've learned nothing. Continue.
Muhammed Bayo YEAH U LEARNED NOTHING !!!! *Shoves also hydrogenated oil sponges down throat*
bluntino that's stupid! Shoves hydrogenated oil sponges down throat
Muhammed Bayo hahahah
Muhammed Bayo 666th like
Once you pop one hyperbolic parabola you just can't stop.
😂😂😂
Who got the lottery video by him on their recommended randomly and now watching all his videos?
Strix ? me
Strix ? Me
I started with the video about black friday.
Wtf how did u know?
Strix, what are you doing there? Payload is halfway to our base!
Why am I JUST being recommended these videos!? They're so addictive. Ironic huh?
Same here they need to do a show about there show
This made me depressed and want to eat ground up rice corn with sugar.
Matthew Gagliano 😂😂😂
😰😂
Just eat a fresh apple😄
@@suryakant6357
Apple pie
You know the biggest investment made on us is to keep us unhappy , non- accepting ourselves and others . And These companies are targeting this only if you can think a little .
I thank God for my mother! She never allowed me and my siblings eat any processed foods, no crisps, no chocolates.. only what's been raised in our garden plus fruit. Back then i was sad.. now im very grateful!❤ thanx mom!!!
haha you suck
Same here. Instead of drinking juice she would always say drink water, and instead of having sweets all the time, we would have a basket of fruits on the table. Of course sometimes a bit of chocolate but not like what kids have these days...
@@kakoolie6947 feel free :D
We only live once. So why be here 100 years suffering instead of enjoying the years we have
blob normie
No mention of the fact that most chips are sold at a higher price per pound than most steaks?
Yeah in like norway or something
No way
@@sonofben3322 no you forgot the r. Its Norway not no way
29 kr for most if u know where ur buying
@@maloku4619 he was trying to say "no way' like he's surprised not "Norway".. :/
This man helped me start eating healthier. Sarcasm and satire saved me😂
Please make "If the tobacco industry was honest". Please please please please please. I need the demotivation.
Ashwin Krishnaraj -- When have they ever claimed they were good for you? Lmaooo
JoneBonesJones84 They claimed tobacco was good for you for generations. But, I think I get what you mean - they haven't been able to make those claims for several decades now. Heck, they haven't even had traditional "ads" for tobacco for decades, so it's not really applicable to say "If tobacco ads were honest." But still, the tobacco industry is obviously shifty, and has a long history of deceit.
Mijacogeo A good example of this is placing most their advertisements at around 4 feet high. Like a candy coloured tobacco ad on the lower half of a gas station door.
They aren't gunning for 4 ft adults, they're ingraining tobacco into children- so theyre more likely to buy when they're older.
Ashwin Krishnaraj Didn't they do that already?
Aphrodite OnEarth Congratz on quitting!
Kids with high metabolism:
*"Lol ok"*
Hahaha 😆
That's me lol, 100 ice creams in the past month but lost almost a kilo
I eat anything and everything. Still a skinny bitch 🤣😅
Even if you don't get fat, your body still has to process that garbage. So you can get diabetes, heart disease, cancer, etc...
kid with high metabolism hits 30:
"Oh shit.."
"Ground up corn & rice" - now that's a brand that got my trust
"It's bad for you, but it tastes good"; so true 😂😂😂
It is by design. Full of artificial flavours, salts, sugars and additives to trick your brain. As well as a shiny wrapping that your kid cannot resist.
Maximum predatory bussiness practice to shove poison down your child's throat.
I'm on a Roger-binge. I'm loving it.
ScottyVerse me too lol
I think I’m on a Roger-binge too.
Me too. I've only just discovered this channel.
ScottyVerse
Ironic
just started going down the roger rabbit hole myself
Do a video about the Mainstream Music Industry.
Lol, they would get a copyright strike!
Yes, that would be great.
YES! I want to see cracked give the middle finger to the music industry and all the cookie cutter pop rubbish.
Sad truth is, it will be exactly like this video.
Fake music... for gullible retards _hungry for original tunes._
His videos are not long enough for that.
"you'll also need about 3 times more of it of it to feel as full as if you just eaten an apple, or something your body was meant to actually process"
this is legendary
Nosttromo No Broly is legendary, this is common sense.
@Christina Reynolds False equivalence, big difference between not having children young and eating tasty garbage.
@Christina Reynolds Sounds like you're projecting.
@Christina Reynolds 👍👍👍👍👍
@Christina Reynolds 💢💢💢💢💢
"It has three times the sugar of a regular one to cover up the salt and fat we took out of it"
True that
This is the quality content I payed for
The not so Smooth criminal you got rogered if you payed for this content
The not so Smooth criminal
This is the quality content my tax dollars are paying for.
Who is Ed? He will probably be mad you didn't capitalize his name or put a space before it.
I also pay Ed to proofread my CZcams comments and ensure I paid attention when I typed them.
Since no one else will say it.... *PAID.
Shariq Torres just because you didn't like it he has to take it off who are you, Trump watching PBS kids.
That's terrible!
>continues to eat pringles
Thanks for reminding me,sounds good!🤣
Yeah Pringles much better than anything else ! Imo
Once you pop, you cant stop
literally me right now
Jacked up on cocaine huh, little mouse. 🐁
I feel like a lab rat in my addiction to this honest series.
Yes.
"Hortons Ground-Up Corn And Rice With Salt"
Pretty accurate definition if you ask me....
Do sandwich places that claim to be healthy (Subway)!
Kush Shah this is a pretty good one! after working at subway for a year I will never eat there again. plus every sandwich is like atleast 15000 calories for a foot long and that is without Sauces cheese and stuff it's sad
lady wario I've been enlightened to the the horrors of sooubway
Lol eating subway right now
Mmm delicious cancer meat....
Bryson Morton I love TheOdd1sOut
I think the backstory on Roger would be fun to know. Who is he? How did he show up at Crack?
A guy who existed before the advent of the shit he mocks
@@nomadequipment2177 He would have to be over 500 years old.
Isn't he the architect of the Matrix himself? 😁
He is the dad you never had.
He saw the rise of the Industrial Revolution and took account of everything bad coined as progress and now he share his knowledge using a post Industrial Revolution tool called the internet
After watching this I don't want to eat any junk food again 😂
But you will and i will assure it
@Abhishek Vegans have lower rates of diabetes and obesity, among other chronic conditions. A whole food plant based diet has been successful in reversing diabetes symptoms. Check out Dr. Neil Barnard's videos about preventing diabetes here on CZcams.
@Abhishek I am glad to hear that you are vegetarian. I also avoid processed sugar and minimize processed foods in general. I have never even tried artificial sugar. Once you cut out sugar, the natural sweetness of foods like carrots tastes great. Fruit is then like dessert. I hope you don't indulge in dairy, especially cheese. That might actually be worse than meat for you. Some people can get away with eating eggs, if your cholesterol etc. is ok.
@Abhishek I would think that oily skin would result from excess fat, not wheat. Nuts, seeds and avocados are health promoting, and some fat is needed to absorb certain vitamins, but it is easy to eat too many nuts, for example. When I eat too much peanut butter, (even though it is the kind with only peanuts and salt in the ingredients) my skin breaks out. BTW I know that peanuts are a type of legume. A high fat one.
He protecc
He attacc
But most importantly, he dont want u to buy some snacc
But most importantly, he spitting faccs.
Aidan Muller 😂
Aidan Muller I was about to say
Right on man
@@aidanmuller3358 But most importantly, hes not fat
In order to type this comment I had to lick my fingers free of imitation cheese-flavored packing sponges.
So cool...
lol
Occam: I know what I'm having for lunch!
But they must be good, even Roger can't resist the stuff and he knows what's in it.
Plus kids can wash it down with a big glass of Horton's Vaguely Juice-like Liquids.
stuff so addictive, you'll swear you like it X)
da Bunnyman I love Horton's Watered-Down High Fructose Corn Syrup Slurry with Citric Acid (TM)! Just like mom used to... process on an industrial scale.
3:28 Jack is so talented. Going from happy to scary then back to happy.
Sees children wanting chips
“Look at these rats on cocaine”
I’m dead😂😂😂
Damn, I was at lunch eating hot fries that are a florescent Orange color.
you can make salt any flavor or color it's true :shudders:
angel lincoln dem Andy Capps tho hit the spottt
90th like
angel lincoln those are garbage..but at least now there's coconut oil.. but it's probably the bad kind...hydronated
angel lincoln Andy caps lol
If Job Market and employers were honest
Working your ass off on a other mans behalf so he can take the majority share of the profit?
I just cant see the angle here...
"We're years ahead of you, so don't even try... You got that? Dont-TRY!" That got dark fast lol
we actually gotta thank Roger for being honest about his products
Roger is a true legend
Last time I was this early, cracked was making videos on a budget of 20 bucks and a smile.
I hear they used to offer Z-jobs for a nickel a pop.
Cracked used to be a respected parody magazine like Mad. Now its just leftist shills. Because the leftist shills bought the name when the magazine went bankrupt.
Cracked magazine wasn't respected, it was always very much the crappy, less funny knock-off of Mad.
I respected and liked the magazine. Also, it wasn't political hack job that it is now. They didn't shy away from political satire but they attacked all sides not the ones they favored like this crap video.
Wait, what political side was favoured in this video? The sugar industry has paid scientists since the 1950s and 60s to lie about the link between sugar and heart disease/obesity. It happened under both political sides' watch.
It’s Funny how it just comes straight on and gets to the point lol
Those kids were adorable😂
How bout if televangelist were honest?
That's too easy.
They are honest
Honestly lying to the gullible people that beleive in them
Breaking bad Heisenberg: You thought up a brilliant topic. Thanks!
Joseph Sabry What's the matter? Are you a religious gullible who can't handle the truth?
“We’re pretending to be good preachers when in reality the preachers who get it right are down the street at your local church!”
LOVE YOU ROGER
Kim Mason Then spell my name right bitch! 😘
Rodger YOU RULE.
I'm glad I'm not dumb enough to misspell your name :P
#Hypocrite #Irony #Jokes #Hashtag #Tumbler #Troll #iKnowItsROGER #Edgy #Teenager #TooManyHashtags #iShouldPrbablyShutUp
Fixed in post 😢
jennifer masker I initially spelled it Rodger, but I changed it to Roger. now I'm confused
@@rogerhorton2957 Roger💝💝💝
that’s what we need more of in the world. plain honesty.
*Me after watching 10 of "If ads were honest."*
So what am i supposed to do just kill myself?
NIO #2 You clearly made my day, that’s so accurate 😂😂
You can be like me. Accept that virtually everything you see, hear, or read in media is a lie funded by big corporations, politicians, and religion - or just their particular 'spin' on a truth. Be amused by it. Laugh at it. Remember it when it comes to the big decisions. Find alternatives. Buck the system - but do it in a subtle way. Capitalize on it, if you're so inclined.
Or you can go through life, asleep, believing the shit people tell you because it's easier than thinking for yourself, dancing to the tune of the rich, repeating their lies to your children, and perpetuating the cycle.
Tried it, death refuse me.
No idiot, that’s the business job with their products, ads, and physiological warfare
What's your profile pic?
The only reason I'm subscribed to cracked
If nutritious food tasted like junk food.... ah
.... ah
Parth Daryani ...oh
They are, fruits, meat, fish, egg, olive, cheese and such...
Barış ALTUN Not meat or cheese, Roger owns those, too...
Enid Redden meat and cheese is healthy.
"Chemical Crackers" sounds like something from Fallout
True story: I cut out snacks for a week. Just 3 meals of regular food, while continuing my daily exercise. I’m down 5 pounds in week one. On to week two! And I barely miss the snacks.
New slogan for this show: "I'm Roger, and you're... Screwed"
I love this series.
Watching this while munching ground-up corn with salt and sugar
You must run for presidency, I believe you can make the world great again, really.
if he tried he would end in some misterious car crash or something.
He's too honest...people don't want truth. They seek out demagogues.
😂😂
"Now don't come storm the capital again for bullshit you started" - president Horton
He is my new nutrition coach
Well, now i just want to know where I can find hyperbolic parabola shaped crisps.
Pringles :)
He could have played Frank Underwood in the final season of House of Cards. 😂
Roger ruins everything "good" in our lives yet throws us knowledge with no sugar coating on top! Thanks Roger!
My life is
“Don’t TRY.”
That smile
3:21..."Don't try!" Beyond hilarious.
Truth is harsh, but awesome, when Horton presents it.
I live with my 5 year old niece. The effect of this crap is obvious at that age.
Have they looked at fast food joints yet? The ones that tempt kids in with the playlands, toys, 'glad' meals, etc, especially should be 'Rogered'.
+Nieghorn i think they did fast food
Nieghorn They sure did. It's called If Fast Food Commercials Were Honest.
2:25 'Horton's And Sugar'
Recently started watching these, best thing on CZcams , should be on mainstream tv 👍
0:06 This is the same god damned look I give when my kids run up to me after I just sat my ass down to enjoy something on my own.
Sometime during my life I got really sick of those disgusting hydrogenated oil sponges and soda. Don't really know why, but I am really glad
Same here. Passed 19 and suddenly I didn’t like chocolate or chips anymore. Just like that
Lol I was eating a bag of potato chips while watching this video without even thinking about it
Sean me to
Just a few😈
Since the return of Honest Ad's figured I'd rewatch some old ones.
First new Honest Ads since 2017 now live here!!! czcams.com/video/_riGg2BW8Jw/video.html
First
Oh Roger...you wascally wabbit!😅😅
“... bags of waste products” 😱
It’s fascinating that it contains so many references in such a short span
Possibly the best honest ad ever
"These are cocaine lab rats if I ever seen one, and I've seen many." *Lol* 4:10
This new package has 30% less fat! Wow! Hey, wait a sec. The regular ones barely have any fat at all! It's all carbs! Those darn pesky Horton kids!
Well you'll enjoy the limited edition flavor, now 30% larger (than a bag 30% smaller, which nobody sells).
MiniMackeroni That moment you realize 80% of the grocery store is just grain & corn with salt or sugar.
he's like Adam ruins everything, but I dont constantly want to punch him in the face
I can bet the guy who invented cheetos and other junk food doesnt even bother eating that stuff
2:27 dude he takes a sharpie right there and marks out the first few lines😎😂😎🔥😎🤣😎😂😎🤣🔥
Bruh these videos are absolute fire🤣🔥😂🤣😂🔥😂🤣😂🔥😂
I'm amazed this channel isn't being taken down. This is like deep dark truths
Nailed it with the "low fat healthy"
If cable companies were honest!
LOLOL We're years ahead of you, so don't even try... DON'T TRY!
Wow!! I know! The guts to say that!...but they do say that!
His sarcasm is poetry
This guys is legendary. Walla! keep up the good work...
best channel on CZcams
Well, the Roger videos are, anyway.
**watches video and eats chips at the same time**
No regrets. Death is near. End of term...argh. Roger is the only thing that makes me happy.
As Mary Baker Eddy writes in Science & Health on page 383, line 21:
"The tobacco-user [junk-food addict], eating or smoking poison for half a century, sometimes tells you that the weed [food] preserves his health, but does this make it so? Does his assertion prove the use of tobacco [junk-food] to be a salubrious habit, and man to be the better for it? Such instances only prove the illusive physical effect of a false belief, confirming the Scriptural conclusion concerning a man, "As he thinketh in his heart, so is he."
I grew up in the religion established by Mrs. Eddy. I no longer believe in it, but she does make a good point in this quotation. I now take a proactive approach to my health with exercise and eating a vegan diet centered around whole plant foods. Vegans have lower rates of several common chronic conditions here in the USA, like cardiovascular disease, diabetes, high blood pressure, obesity, and some types of cancer. I assume you are a believer, and would advise "being wise" by doing the same. Christian Science and doing those things are not in conflict. You probably already abstain from alcohol and smoking, so that is a good start.
I can't really disagree with this... I remember school lunches to this day, no matter how much I try to forget. You're damned right we would spend our allowance on candy and chips from the vending machine, we wanted SOMETHING that tasted good.
Agreed. I try eating school food in high school and school in general for my experience but it’s so bland and almost tasteless that I went out to eat food that ACTUALLY taste like food you enjoy.
Even the actual pizza school serves at times didn’t make it any worth it.
As a highschooler I can confirm this
You get flavor with spices, not artificial chemicals.
This is why I bake my own cookies from scratch. It's cheaper, and I can be healthy by including rolled oats and real peanut butter.
Throttle Kitty
You must be great fun at parties.
I am actually, and when I take my cookies everyone always says they are freaking delicious. I failed to mention they do have chocolate chips in them too. You wouldn't hardly know they are healthy if you just ate one. If you'd rather have Cheetos then scratch baked cookies that's your loss.
Throttle Kitty I'm a guy and learned how to bake. Why? So I could have cookies, cake, and brownies whenever I want, at the very least healthier than whatever's on the grocery food shelves. I applaud all bakers. They know what's up.
scratch huh so you make own flour, sugar And peanut butter by growing all you're ingredients at home, and have own chickens for eggs to make sure not modified or treated by corporations?
"scratch" is an incredibly loose term that implies you combined the raw ingredients yourself. That is a much more strict, obnoxious version of the word I said though, so uuuh... congratulations? xD