Woody Allen - Stand up comic: Second Marriage

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  • @cisseusa123
    @cisseusa123 Před 13 lety +8

    this is one of the few stand-up comedy acts I can enjoy without moving visuals.

  • @caldous22
    @caldous22 Před 14 lety +12

    This is one of my all-time favourite stand up clips. Soooo many good lines. "The Giants won." Sooo good.

  • @efabrigmail
    @efabrigmail Před 12 lety +20

    Timelessly brilliant. No one today can match the pure talent and quality of this material.

    • @z17seattle
      @z17seattle Před 3 lety

      Bill hicks, george carlin, richard pryor, anthony jeselnik, tom Segura, mitch hedberg, paul mooney, dave chappelle, bill burr, jim carrey, All are far more insightful than allen. Allen uses the same situational jokes that really only appeal to the sheltered and naive. The only thing he has is timing.

    • @mikkelhansen2030
      @mikkelhansen2030 Před 3 lety +2

      @@z17seattle you just wrote that bert kreischer ( your own fingers couldn't beleive it so you mistyped it) is more insightful than woody allen. I just hope you really don't like the man, otherwise it is a miracle how you learned whole alphabet.
      Theo von is intresting and funny story teller, his stand up is subpar.

    • @z17seattle
      @z17seattle Před 3 lety

      @@mikkelhansen2030 what are you even talking about who tf are theil Vaughn and Bret kissinger?

    • @mikkelhansen2030
      @mikkelhansen2030 Před 3 lety

      @@z17seattle hahhahahahhahhahahha I can't beleive you actually edited your original comment.
      That's actually most pathetic thing I've seen on YT.

    • @teveve31
      @teveve31 Před 10 měsíci

      ​@@z17seattleOMG, I have to learn it at this not so tender age that I'm sheltered and naïve!

  • @LisaS1
    @LisaS1 Před 6 lety +10

    I've always been a big fan of Woody Allen!

  • @robertwalker5176
    @robertwalker5176 Před rokem +4

    Just how funny was/is this man! It's just a shame that there isn't more recordings out there than there is. Uttery hilarious!

  • @spoonbender123
    @spoonbender123 Před 3 lety +2

    Brilliant, Brilliant, Brilliant. Funny, Funny, Funny.

  • @Comedytube66
    @Comedytube66 Před 15 lety +4

    FANTASTIC!!

  • @johnnysneaker1
    @johnnysneaker1 Před 12 lety +8

    The funniest man on the planet.

  • @kamasytrovna
    @kamasytrovna Před 13 lety +6

    The Man of My Dreams!

  • @robbycombs8200
    @robbycombs8200 Před 11 lety +3

    The funniest man on the face of the earth...Woody Allen.....

  • @oscaris1ru12
    @oscaris1ru12 Před 6 lety +2

    Ive used this narrative many times myself to good effect. thanks woody

  • @Eastcoastmovingandstorage
    @Eastcoastmovingandstorage Před 10 lety +7

    funniest moving violation!!!

  • @SirFrankoman
    @SirFrankoman Před 15 lety +3

    WOW lmao gets really funny towards the end LMFAO.

  • @Guedingen
    @Guedingen Před 15 lety +4

    Wonderful, many thanks. I'm not a fan of stand-up but this is first-rate.

  • @MrNiceHk
    @MrNiceHk Před 13 lety +3

    Brilliant !

  • @Conspiracyknowledge
    @Conspiracyknowledge Před 14 lety +2

    his voice is funny as hell.

  • @davidgori4500
    @davidgori4500 Před 16 dny

    "So, I'm backing over the George Washington Bridge."

  • @cinecure
    @cinecure Před 11 lety +3

    Sooooo good for god's sake !

  • @Boulberhane
    @Boulberhane Před 14 lety +1

    this guy is a riot!

  • @user-ig7nq7pc7k
    @user-ig7nq7pc7k Před 14 lety +1

    Hilarious. Only wish it were longer...

  • @micoin1994
    @micoin1994 Před 11 lety +1

    Woody Allen amazing, him George Carlin, Lenny Bruce; in my mental statues are Structured.

  • @joshbusby47
    @joshbusby47 Před 12 lety +3

    You got it. : )

  • @skitch05
    @skitch05 Před 14 lety +2

    @anne0203 Like a big Woody Allen Fan party? Or Just party with Woody Allen Fans? Either would be fantastic because this man is insanely clever, funny, and smart, and the people who appreciate him of an excellent caliber.

  • @Gallifrey1991
    @Gallifrey1991 Před 14 lety +1

    brilliant

  • @BazzerObama
    @BazzerObama Před 15 lety +1

    the meaning is in the word "moving". She was violated, so that is his sexual reference, but, knowing his wife, it would not have been a "moving" violation i.e enjoyable, stimulating, fulfilling.

  • @kaishaku72
    @kaishaku72 Před 12 lety +1

    sooo good

  • @joebergin8156
    @joebergin8156 Před 11 lety +1

    he's saying his ex wife didn't put a lot of energy or movement into sex so it wouldn't be a moving violation

  • @Oujimaflip
    @Oujimaflip Před 14 lety +2

    @waxengravah
    Why are the audience laughing then?

  • @SenhorMaravilha
    @SenhorMaravilha Před 14 lety

    @anne0203 Yes. I live in a island on the middle of the Atlantic Ocean, but... yeah let´s do it

  • @chickenringNYC
    @chickenringNYC Před 13 lety

    @mikhkos Like she is so boring that she just lays there when she's getting "violated".. pretty slick joke, in fact, without being "dirty" at all

  • @Triset78744
    @Triset78744 Před 13 lety

    Here because of WHY? -Early whitney

  • @OrisLover
    @OrisLover Před 13 lety

    @anne0203 I'm there with you pal.

  • @adamdaniels3496
    @adamdaniels3496 Před 12 lety +1

    i think he is the best comedian to exist with out having to be controversial.. but i still prefer the works of bill hicks

  • @howardkoor2796
    @howardkoor2796 Před 4 lety

    Not a moving violation

  • @TheNathanBForrest
    @TheNathanBForrest Před 11 lety

    Please explain the "moving violation" joke to me!

    • @danafriedman
      @danafriedman Před 8 lety +1

      It is a double entendre. "Moving violation" is an old school term meaning a reason a cop gives a traffic ticket to a car that had been in motion.

  • @reach2prasanna
    @reach2prasanna Před 14 lety

    I'm in

  • @libertinelover
    @libertinelover Před 15 lety

    o wait- I get it..

  • @libertinelover
    @libertinelover Před 15 lety

    can someone explain the 'violation' joke??

    • @vestibulate
      @vestibulate Před 5 lety

      libertine lover A "moving violation" is a category of traffic offense, as contrasted with for example, a parking or stationary violation.

  • @Pimp-Master
    @Pimp-Master Před 11 lety

    Do you know when this was recorded? '66?

    • @danafriedman
      @danafriedman Před 8 lety +1

      The first side (that begins with "The Vodka Ad', and the host/MC announces "Eugene's is moderately proud to present...actor, author, comedian, and spoiler of women: Mr. Woody Allen!") of this collection was 1964, the second side (that begins "Ladies and gentlemen...Woody Allen", recorded in Las Vegas) was 1965. He did standup from 1960-1968.

  • @mikemike20202020
    @mikemike20202020 Před 12 lety

    @roxyqueen2 no, not really

  • @mjmanning123
    @mjmanning123 Před 13 lety

    @mikhkos his wife never moved when they had sex. 'not a moving violation' wocka wocka

  • @roxyqueen2
    @roxyqueen2 Před 12 lety

    @mikemike20202020 aren't you a smart one.

  • @JCLeSinge
    @JCLeSinge Před 14 lety

    @DeviantAtavist: Hey, I just don't find the guy very funny. I was looking through clips of comedians, I thought I'd give Woody another go, listen to his stand-up rather than judge him by his films and... nah, sorry, he just leaves me cold.
    You're quite funny though; "Fuck his ex-wife..." lol.

  • @JCLeSinge
    @JCLeSinge Před 14 lety

    He's joking about his ex-wife getting raped? Not funny.