so the opposite of r/roastme is r/toast me where people come up with creative compliments and i browsed it and quickly realized im a lot better at insults than at compliments
i remember doing this when i was 17 and while some comments were like "you're like super cute why are you doing this to yourself" or some low quality roast, i've carried this particular roast with me for the past 2 years - ""you have the wide set eyes of a grazing herbivore."" it's true. i do have cow seeing orbs.
Holy hell, chill out about the girl in the thumbnail. She's very attractive, but omg. Half of the comments are about that girl, and the other half is about Damian's laugh (which is normal)
@@NoName-ld7gg Did I mention her breasts or hair? No. Did I mention her being "less of a woman"? No. I know you tryna SJW me, but sadly for you I already know that, and that isn't the topic of my comment
Can we make a show called "Everyone loves Damien" and it's just an episode from "Everyone hates Chris" but all characters are Damien and the audio is just Damien laughing for 22 minutes straight?
@@bluemagmaboy9842 I just see a lot of people saying one of the girls in this video is pretty, and then getting called simps lol. Idk who you're referring to.
We get it, when he hahas you fangirl like there's no tomorrow, can we stop filling this comment section with the same thing over and over and actually give him feedback, suggestions, constructive criticism etc
i agree with you, but your profile picture being black pairs with you typing this way too much for the outcome to be anything but you being a 13-16 year old who just rediscovered intellectualism existing on the internet.
This is as good as when you were 12 and watched that “epic roast battle” in the cafeteria that has the 13 and 14 year old against each other. And with your undercooked and somehow burnt burger you watch. And then someone says “your mom so ____ she _____”. The battle is over now, he used his emergency and last choice line. The winner then gets those somewhat ok chicken nuggets.
3:25 Quirk: Bubblegum. Can shoot sticky Spiderman-like strings, but instead of web it's bubblegum. 4:57 That girl got more roasted that Deku's notebook in the first episode...
To show this subreddit really is all in good fun, when someone hinted at wanting to commit suicide everyone instead gave positive comments or tried to get them to get professional help. A subreddit all about roasting people as badly as possible, instantly switching to positivity and helpfulness when it looks like someone really is in a bad place in their life. Sometimes I really love the internet. :P
The your confused on fathersday one got me dying of laughter and the only thing I've busted out laughing at scince sfm we like to party is hank hill saying he's gonna be the next hokage
I have played Skyrim, still play skyrim, and my most recent character is a high elf, and what that man or woman says is true, that creepy serial killer lookin dude looks like a high elf excuse me while I delete all the high elves, they resemble him too much
So wait you just made yourself gay in both ways Since you say she’s a girl your gay cause of your profile pic Since he’s actually a guy your gay again because you thought he was a girl That’s impressive
@@anneoctober7i doubt that, i bet there's very little to roast about you. i reckon behind your screen you're probably perfect!! i didn't mean to be so mean lmao i just saw my opportunity and had to take it
so the opposite of r/roastme is r/toast me where people come up with creative compliments and i browsed it and quickly realized im a lot better at insults than at compliments
It's easier to kill than it is to heal
Maybe Damien kan look into that subreddit too
@@M50A1 hey, don't cut yourself with all that edge.
@@indeermint literally the least edgy thing imaginable. It was supposed to be pretentious if anything
@@M50A1 isss joke. i-
No-one dares to roast Damiens laugh.
Tails is disappointed in your recent decisions
It poop poop
Heck
Or no
He has the best laugh.
TheInternetBoss thank you good man
If kim kardashian sits down does it count as littering? 🤔
Only if her husband threw her out of his car.
no, probably not
Her body being on this earth is already considered litter
@@Luke-1337 yes
Only if they're sitting on the ground
these remind me of that one John Mulaney bit “look at that man, he’s got feminine hips” “THAT’S THE THING I’M SELF CONSCIOUS ABOUT!”
if your wondering where its from its from his special "New in town".
i remember doing this when i was 17 and while some comments were like "you're like super cute why are you doing this to yourself" or some low quality roast, i've carried this particular roast with me for the past 2 years - ""you have the wide set eyes of a grazing herbivore.""
it's true. i do have cow seeing orbs.
a good roast to pretty people: you look pretty.
if they then ask: is that the roast?
then answer: no one has ever told you that before
DAMNNNN
It’s ok, you a really cute
mucc ok now i wanna know what you look like
Glorious
Holy hell, chill out about the girl in the thumbnail. She's very attractive, but omg. Half of the comments are about that girl, and the other half is about Damian's laugh (which is normal)
She would look better with longer hair
Excuse me, I believe the word is spelled "A-W-E-S-O-M-E," _not_ "N-O-R-M-A-L".
fucking *S I M P*
@cooldude20128 There is a fine line between simp and gentleman
@@brendorkusaviation8930 And they're all simps.
9:21 is the reason why Professor Oak asks your gender
You're not fucking wrong
I dont remember writing this lmao
Also, nice
@@Mauripsu stone free!
@@doom7607 I wanna break free from this stone ocean
@@NoName-ld7gg Did I mention her breasts or hair? No. Did I mention her being "less of a woman"? No. I know you tryna SJW me, but sadly for you I already know that, and that isn't the topic of my comment
The ones that say “obliterate me" I am waiting for someone to say come over
tbh I waited to see some Exodia Comments.
@@Kairos_Akuma hey yu gi oh reference my childhood
Yeah. Haha.
...
(Iwanttolikebutthecommenthas69likesandiknowthatschildishbutshutup)
@@bjornjohansson7907 Oof. Now you can lmao
great pfp.
The people roasting the Lifeguard were trying to cut deep.
Yup
Not as deep as you would dive when you see him tryna rescue you
@@PigFishYT i choked on my root beer-
@@ilikenougat8892 aslong as you werent in public and didnt cough, you are allowed to live.
Dude didnt look that bad but god damn did they find a way
Ok but the person in the thumbnail is adorable omg
Ye
yes!
Shes so cute to be honest, no homo
to be honest calling her willy wonka is probably the hardest roast you can do. there's nothing to roast
That’s kinda creepy
Oh Damien...
It's time you played Skyrim...
Or else I'll roast the crap out of you
i dont think ive played ''skyrim'' either. dont even know what it is
The Lonely Frog have you been living under a rock? It's a videogame (the best one there is)
@@RedBeryll720 well one of the best
Skyrim us amazing!!
@@orpheus9098 skyrim is best
The comments:
20% lol daimien laugh funny
70% girl in thumbnail is cute 🥰
10% I miss daimien
i wonder why damien stoo doing voice over on this channel anymore, is it bcs his new channel?
@@calypso.9469 Yep...
But you know only 1 person can date the girl in the thumbnail or she can be a cheater and date 5 people
Damien
@@HistoryDoggoistaken apparently the person in thumbnail is a guy, I couldn't care less but like it's true according to the comments
Calm down with the uploads, I can't catch up.
please don't, Damien is my fuel for living
Not the only thing you cant catch
@Kuru that was the dude in the basement. Wait basements dont exist here.
catch on the grades first
You dont catch grades, you do if there like mine way up in the f to pay respect s
Can we make a show called "Everyone loves Damien"
and it's just an episode from "Everyone hates Chris" but all characters are Damien
and the audio is just Damien laughing for 22 minutes straight?
Ive found it, the most cursed comment on CZcams 😂
@@k.k.slider4134 *blessed
**creative
Blursed
Brother
R/RoastMe is a GOLDMINE for r/RareInsults
r/technicallythetruth
@@yeboiCris r/theabsolutetruth
r/inception
r/fuckmeanaldaddy
@@daletheriggedgamer3790 why?
okay but the girl in the thumbnail is like, really cute
Ok simp
Edit:
Y'all are fucking dumb.
Spoon lol
@@morii3640 Simp is the word created by virgins to not feel bad about masturbating on sailor moon at 60
@@Yoshikage-Bowie speaking from experience, eh?
@@nitroraptor354 Haha lol you said a smart "no u" haha funni guy 420 made on ifunny haha speech 100 badass 100 69 funi number
Person: "That girl is pretty"
Everyone else: So you have chosen death? *Exhale...*
*SIMP!*
Lol you talking about the person named “Dish soap daddy?”
@@bluemagmaboy9842 I just see a lot of people saying one of the girls in this video is pretty, and then getting called simps lol. Idk who you're referring to.
SHRIMP
Yeah because apparently having thought a bout a girl is being a simp
@@thebluedragonontheskyscrap1838 it was a month ago, but I think it was somebody calling her cute in the comment section
Am I the only one that saw that “tom814” was in like, every post
Tom814 is ruthless
Omg I just realised that,he is now a legend
Do you think that before shutdown he would chill in front of Walmart or McDonald’s and just insult people as they went by
@@nathanos2615 to fat guy: "hey big mac, wheres the mart cus you're definitely the wall"
@@cellmax55 are you tom lost brother
the girl in the thumbnail looks like my ex who unironically wore an “Oh My Josh, I’m So Dun” t-shirt and got bullied for it
I did that a while back and I R E G R E T
The girl in the thumbnail look like Max Caufield from Life Is Strange
I lowkey want to do that now
I would give dat girl a high five for that
@@rulersreachfan243 y did u regret it
How am I the only one who comments about how Damian saw the nipple piercings as the first thing, through the shirt? ( 5:56 )
i didnt see those until after i saw the tattoos
I was like, "Where are the piercings? What piercings?".
He is a man of taste, unlike you
Yeah, the first thing I would‘ve said something to is that weird ass nose
I was scearching for this comment lmao ur the first one who talks about ut 😂
3:23 looks like he auditioned for the live action adaption of the Lorax as one of the trees.
This made me laugh so hard.
"chang carried the one right into your face" killed me. I'm dead right now.
F
F
F
F
F
“My name is Damien”
Today’s going to be a good day
Everytime someone compliments Damien's laugh he gets an extra pair of wings.
Damien is to heavy to fly now
It’s all our fault for complimenting him too many times
And the Red Bull didn’t help
Damien Is Now The 17th Angel.
Eva-00 Is En Route.
Someone: roasts Damien’s laugh
Everyone: *So you’ve chosen death*
Damien's laugh isn't that good, what''s all the fuss about?
All the people in this video
👁️👄👁️
This comment
🤮
@@monsoon1616 shrek giving head? Strange emoji...
@@totalmindfreak3318 why
Do you take pleasure in disgusting us
Though I will admit
That's pretty f@!%# funny
Depression: *exists*
Damien’s laughter: I’m bouta end this man’s whole career
... that person in the thumbnail... idk you
but you can have my whole heart
iluvjewels without the freckels she would just looked tired
Kim Pines
*ahem* original comment time
*S I M P*
TrainBoy227 - Trains And Crap it be like that sometimes
Simp
Damien’s laugh gives me life
We need more of this immediately. Hearing Damien react to the roasts gives me life
Something: isn’t funny
Damien: laughs
Me: this is some serious funny sh*t
“Excuse me, my math club resolves our conflicts nonviolently.”
9:22
✔️ Messy hair
✔️ Gray eyes
✔️ Freckles
✔️ Timid mouth
Dammit, I came here to laugh, not fall in love.
I legit thought she was a little boy wearing a wig...
If you’re falling in love with that then you’re probably gay
I know
id ask her out on the spot. lol.
@@user-ix6lu9rn1m lmao then your eye sight is horrible get some glasses, she is a work of art
You're probably the first person I've seen do Roastme and actually read out more than 'the best' roast. Thanks for that, Damien.
"150 pounds of dead weight"
Nero: Loads Blue Rose with religious intent.
"THathh BhAsTaRd CHalldhhd Meh DEAdhtt WheIhGgT"
If someone roasted Damien’s laugh. We will all destroy them-
We get it, when he hahas you fangirl like there's no tomorrow, can we stop filling this comment section with the same thing over and over and actually give him feedback, suggestions, constructive criticism etc
i agree with you, but your profile picture being black pairs with you typing this way too much for the outcome to be anything but you being a 13-16 year old who just rediscovered intellectualism existing on the internet.
Sokolov Restovic lmao what kind of constructive criticism can you give on a video of someone just reading stuff off of reddit
Mika Gacha his laugh sounds like Squidward choking on a fork.
@@dysperdotted projection?
0:54
The way he said "we've talked about this" sounded like Kronk
The poison for kusco
Damien Swanson
The girl in the thumbnail looks like an anime character.
I mean she does cosplay them
@vocaaa.cosplay.bean, enjoy
@@StarOnCheek 😂
ITS HITCH FROM ATTACK ON TITAN
@Some Cloudies IT IS!!!
"She was more confused on father's day then the entire city of Detroit." As a Detroiter I feel personally attacked and I would like to sue that man.
You're a Detroiter.
Don't pretend you can afford a lawsuit.
He’s got you there
You can't roast the God himself, Shrek
Change my mind
ass
green little piece of shit ogre
I cant.
dude he is so fat he can be pregnant and not even know it
His ass fucking looks like he put a face mask all over his fat body and his ears remind me of noot noots mouth
Damien's back on emkay. The amount of happiness this brings me is beyond compare
Petition to make Damian's laugh literal medicine
@bruh moment that too
The injured girl is what i feel a female Damien would look like
This is as good as when you were 12 and watched that “epic roast battle” in the cafeteria that has the 13 and 14 year old against each other. And with your undercooked and somehow burnt burger you watch. And then someone says “your mom so ____ she _____”. The battle is over now, he used his emergency and last choice line. The winner then gets those somewhat ok chicken nuggets.
If Damian laughed any harder he'd probably turn into the green goblin
damien’s laugh is perfect
I miss Damien
They want me to roast them? Challenge accepted!
*Proceeds to preheat oven*
Hol up
3:04
*The high elves didn't deserve that one..*
Those pointy-eared dung collectors deserve nothing but A BOOT SO FAR UP THEIR ASSES THAT THEIR TEETH'D BE KNOCKED OUT!
The dark elves wholeheartedly disagree. Those haughty s'wits deserve that roast and more! >:)
Seriously, I don't really see any resemblance to the high elves tbh
3:25 And they said the character design in BNHA was really well done...
4:57 Hey look, the next One For All user!
3:25
Quirk: Bubblegum. Can shoot sticky Spiderman-like strings, but instead of web it's bubblegum.
4:57
That girl got more roasted that Deku's notebook in the first episode...
Time to sleep uwu
Damien: **posts a new video**
...Damn it.
nMn
UwU furry
@@talib3n467 uwu rawr
Just get back to sleep; You can watch it tomorrow!
Don't you dare r/WhOoOsH on me.
Wow twhis cowment was vewy funny UwU
Your laugh is so contagious. Btw, do you laugh during commentary or you put it in editing?
My favourite is definitely "Let me guess, the rock got soft when you tried to climb on it?"
The girl in the thumbnail is soooo pretty
She's a goddess
She's pretty
Pretty pathetic
Oh hey, some simps and cucks.
INB4 its a dude
SIMPS
To show this subreddit really is all in good fun, when someone hinted at wanting to commit suicide everyone instead gave positive comments or tried to get them to get professional help. A subreddit all about roasting people as badly as possible, instantly switching to positivity and helpfulness when it looks like someone really is in a bad place in their life. Sometimes I really love the internet. :P
10 bucks says you got a uti rn
"spits out cranberry juice" lmaooo that was to funny
Damien is love Damien is life
If he wasn't a man i'd make him my wife
Don't be discouraged! Gay marriage is _legal_ in some states, you know! :-)
@@BloodyBay he isn't gay tho
@@cooldude20128 *_That_* depends on how sexy saibot0 is. >:)
@@BloodyBay but then he would be his husband
@@Purplebowlingball Now, now, let's not let a little thing like terminology get in the way of true love. >;)
The your confused on fathersday one got me dying of laughter and the only thing I've busted out laughing at scince sfm we like to party is hank hill saying he's gonna be the next hokage
how do people not feel soul crushed after this
9:25 looks like her parents are called Karen and Karen
It's depressing, things that you roast so much eventually die and become non-living things. Just like that cow I roasted into beef last Saturday.
The best I've heard is "you look like the human equivalent to watery ketchup"
i like to imagine the good ones as a ganondorf combo that end with a down air straight in to the blast zone
Damien's laugh is like if Adam Levine tried to voice a fork against a chalkboard.
9:22
Looks like Kim Pine from Scott Pilgrim
dude your upload schedule is on point xD.
You earned my sub
One of my favourite subreddits bro. Really funny
From Scotland with love
Okay i know the idea is to roast people but but the person in the thumbnail is gorgeous I'm dying
**Damien upload new video**
*Guys we did it, depression is no more*
When they reply to the comments it's like a teacher trying to chime in on a students joke only to cause a huge awkward silence
Like literally every teacher at my school.
2:02 yeah, yeah, your hair is fine. Now where's my f*cking coffee?
8:37 Louis C.K.'s wife has entered the chat
2:03
“Who is this irresistible creature who has an insatiable love for the dead”
I didn’t know that song was about you.
@2:30 "The old 30.000 mile wanker" - I gotta say, that is actually quite impressive.
The person in the thumbnail (also at around 9:21) is beautiful, heck-
simp
@Amy Ng is that rlly them i cant tell-
9:22 she is incredibly gorgeous how does no one comment about this
its roast me you fucking pineapple
darklord master, she means in the cawments of the video u meeeeny
ngl she is
because the subreddit is about roast, we need to make her feel like she is the ugliest... do you understand?
I don’t see it
I also laugh at jokes I don’t understand
My friend: *tells joke*
Me: laughs
My friend: oh you know what that is?
Me: nope,no idea
was about to watch the saw kill count, it can wait
Watch the kill count on this vid
A fellow James' fan 👀
He never SAW it.
That was the worst decision you've ever made. Now you're going to end up as Dead Meat.
Stoopio's Productions AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I have played Skyrim, still play skyrim, and my most recent character is a high elf, and what that man or woman says is true, that creepy serial killer lookin dude looks like a high elf
excuse me while I delete all the high elves, they resemble him too much
Ulfric was right death to the empire
Thumbnail: sorry but that thing has eyes that are more dead then a dead alcoholic that is tripping on every kind of drugs
Damien: the god of all laughs
Damien’s fans: “we shall all bow down to this god!”
When my mom calls me handsome 1:26 (the pic)
2:23 straight up perfect timing, I got an airplane ad
7:53 > Middle finger
There was an attempt to nicegirls, thot and the best girl of the classroom.
That is two fingers, she is holding a paper in between the two :p
... _heck._
Are we all just going to ignore the fact he has never played Skyrim?
@Tree Bark Sun You just had to ruin it, didn't ya?
Yes, we are.
@Tree Bark Sun Um, can you never?
*totally knows what that is*
Tree Bark Sun CENSOR THAT CENSOR THAT THE POWER OF ROBLOX COMMANDS YOU
If I asked people to roast me it honestly wouldn't be too hard-
"Self roast! Those are rare"
Dude that wasn’t funny at all lmao. You’re worse than you say you are
@@narenthebeesechurgerman422 I'm a memer
@@secretlydarkreunion7629 lmao same
eat some bananana you tinder boi!
I'mma roast damien's laugh:it cures depression and anxiety
Damien is by far the best EmKay narrator.
I feel like I've been hit bye a car , but the
That laugh
I've been resurrected
By**
By**
The person in the thumbnail is actually super cute like I dont usually simp but shit dude cute
That is a man
@@ticcitoby4517 DID I STUTTER
Person in the thumbnail is adorable
9:21 gotta say, she's cute man
That is a man
So wait you just made yourself gay in both ways
Since you say she’s a girl your gay cause of your profile pic
Since he’s actually a guy your gay again because you thought he was a girl
That’s impressive
I respect Damien more than I respect my father
Your father left you that why
@@verygood6494 your puncuation left you as well.
@@verygood6494 damian left too lol
Damien's laugh is literally what keeps me going
1:25* wincest. we've been over this.
R/roastme is my favorite subreddit so much so is that I’ve asked them to roast me multiple times lmfao
i think maybe the reason you have to keep trying is because they're taking pity on you.
Soul Reaper no, not really, the comments were pretty brutal. Good guess tho!
@@anneoctober7i doubt that, i bet there's very little to roast about you. i reckon behind your screen you're probably perfect!! i didn't mean to be so mean lmao i just saw my opportunity and had to take it
Lesson learned, never ask Reddit to roast you
To be honest, the girl in the thumbnail looks like grown up Frisk.
Wait. No i cant look at this the same
dude... :o
YOOOOOO THAT IS SO FUCKING TRUE!
looks like if you were a yellow child then grow up you become a white person
k i d
omg she does
9:24
Really don't care what anyone says here, she has an adorable nose.
>she
Oh no no no
Nice simp we have here