1:12 "They all think he did it, and I don't think he did it. I'm alone in this. I. don't. think. he. did. it... I'm not going to say I don't think he did it, that's too strong." That change of mind cracks me up.
+bob bob I would like to refer you to the interview in which Michael Jackson talk about how he thought it was ok to share his bed with children that are not his children
+bob bob my answer to your question is that I've gotta my information from an interview with Michael Jackson in which he openly talks about sharing his bed with children...its fucking weird and totally inappropriate regardless of whether he touched the kids or not. The other information I base this of off is know that Michael Jackson was a child star who probably didn't have a real childhood because he was busy making hit records while being pushed forward by his abusive father which is widely known. You don't think this guy had inner demons (which many brilliant people do)? He obviously had boundary issues and a deep seeded longing to be a child as evidenced by him building neverland ranch...is that enough of an answer you fucking loser
Yojikudou03 As it should. It's the truth. For whatever reason he decided, MJ changed his face because he wanted to be accepted, whether by himself or by others. I appreciate how Chappelle hides the truth in humour. It puts things in perspective quite poignantly.
GhettoMist Yes, I know that. I don't think he changed his face to please his fans. I believe it was due to a deep-seeded insecurity about his appearance that got wrapped up under the guise of 'perfectionism'. As you have said, probably started with his father. And the skin disease was just so heartbreakingly unfortunate.
he was actually defending michael, calling for how the accusations made against him would always pop up when some bad shit was going on, as if it was on purpose to drown those bad events
I'm not sure how clever someone is if they're trying to convey a message to an audience that doesn't understand it. I'm not saying Chappelle is not clever but you might want to rethink your statement.
reflectionist Wait are we talking about "pedophiles", go pick up a Merriam Webster dictionary idiot. Aren't priests the ones fondling kids of a young age? I remembered when I was below 18, I was messing around with this 14 or 16 year old but since I was a minor and it was through the phone-Molly I think her name was-it was mainly role-playing, phone sex, and kicks for laughs. It could have been worst, could have been older relatives pretending to be other people through the phone with friends. Any who, I'm now 27 years old but that doesn't mean I want a woman older than me-just one to hang out with that's above 21 years old at least till I'm still in my twenties cuz its not going to last forever. For some, its too late. I'm talking about women who are planning to have babies or kids at "a young age". Both of my parents had me in their thirties because they themselves were going though financial struggles as well.
The part towards the end about MJs face was funny, but very depressing when you watch it a couple more times and dwell on it. really powerful point Dave gets across regarding self-esteem, and how it relates to Black self hate.
black self hate? lol why not just self hate? Why you people always have to make racial arguments? Especially because the "making him white" part is just not true as it was shown a couple of hundred times.
Dr.Rhy†hm maybe it wasn't the case with Michael, but black self hate is a real problem. saying "why not just call it self hate" undermines the problem.
Dr.Rhy†hm That’s Because The Media And Society Perpetuates Images And Narratives To Make Us Hate Ourselves And Feel Less Worthy Through The History Books/Educational Systems, Derogative Images,Stories And Antics 24/7 That Belittles Us Etc
This is what separates Dave from most other comedians like Kevin Hart for example. This is raw comedy and many comedians are to politically correct and afraid to talk about a sensitive subject like this but yet Dave pulls it off. Its funny but its also fucked up which makes it even more funny.
Years later the truth was revealed that the kids father made the whole story up in an attempt to get money. The whole thing drove him to death, the kids father committed suicide and I hope he follows suite
'maybe they'll like me more if I turn myself into a white weird ghoulish looking .....he did it for you'- really funny but really sad at the same time .
I remember getting this on dvd as a kid on accident thinking it was his regular show it’s bout to be 2019 and this is still hilarious. Dave is the king
aldown Same difference is I wouldn't have ratted like the snitch bitch kid. To me getting head from Michael Jackson would have been the highest honour.
It hurts cause I know deep within my heart Michael Jackson never hurt Jordan or Gavin but at the same I see that Dave was doing the best he could given the situation Comedy Central put him in at that time.
he did that for you somehow, he thought somehow it would help and people would like me more if I turned myself into a white ghoulish like creature! 😂😂😂😂
Actually, I agree with you on this one. He poinnted out that it was unbelievable that a 10-year-old would want to meet Michael Jackson (whose musical career at the time was past its glory days) as his dying wish. He pointed out it was like him saying that his dying wish was to meet Chubby Checker (that was funny!).
"This was your wish, not mine!" LOL...
"I thought you was dying in two weeks, what happened to that?"😂😂😂
U get stronger everytime I see u!! Classic lmfao
"He had the nerve to call that abuse." LMFAO
Greenlightmeango 465 “godamn what more do you want!”
Best delivery ever!!!
"Mmm never again! U didn't appreciate it." Lol
"Please Mike" haha
Laughed til I cried when he said that. I'm dyin lmao
Aka Showtime can we please study your saliva ?
Nigga said I thought you were dying in 2 weeks ,it's been a year and a half ,u get stronger every time I see u 😂😂
that had me weak 😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭
Michael was a saint and he even taught his secret son how to dance.
"I've been in court" but yeah it's funny lol but as well as truth is that he wanted point out that the kid lied about his disease
1:12 "They all think he did it, and I don't think he did it. I'm alone in this. I. don't. think. he. did. it... I'm not going to say I don't think he did it, that's too strong." That change of mind cracks me up.
Dude mike didn't do shit Dave speaks the truth
+bob bob well he definitely did some weird/inappropriate shit but i suppose nothing that would be considered molestation
+bob bob Michael Jackson clearly had some mental issues he needed to work through as do you my very angry friend
+bob bob I would like to refer you to the interview in which Michael Jackson talk about how he thought it was ok to share his bed with children that are not his children
+bob bob my answer to your question is that I've gotta my information from an interview with Michael Jackson in which he openly talks about sharing his bed with children...its fucking weird and totally inappropriate regardless of whether he touched the kids or not. The other information I base this of off is know that Michael Jackson was a child star who probably didn't have a real childhood because he was busy making hit records while being pushed forward by his abusive father which is widely known. You don't think this guy had inner demons (which many brilliant people do)? He obviously had boundary issues and a deep seeded longing to be a child as evidenced by him building neverland ranch...is that enough of an answer you fucking loser
We need Ja to make sense of all this 😭
WHERE IS JA???
Who gives a fuck what ja rule thinks lol
were is Ja? someone get JA
Help me Ja Rule......
I want answers ja rule might not have right now Classic!+🤣🤣🤣
"Kid had the nerve to call that abuse, motherfucker that is a good host goddamn!"
His white accent always kills me xD
True
Agreed
Pleaze mike
He needs to do that voice for an animated movie or something one day.
100% true. I use his "white voice" in my Linguistics classes.
"I thought you was dying in 2 weeks, I been in court for the past 2 years!". 😂😂😂😂😂
You get stronger every time I see you!
Dave was right. no wonder they came after him. he was too smart for their bullshit
He actually said so him self
he laught it off after he said it openly, but he wasnt laughting inside
the whole mike jackson joke is pure genius. only way to describe it.
+Nautilus1972 except he wasn't a pedophile...
"Oh! Mama! Get me in a room with Chubby Checker!"
I laughed a little too hard at that.
it did quiet when he said "catholic priest fucking kids" lmaooo
When he was writing this how the fuck did he not have a seizure just laughing at this greatness
dave's jokes aside, when he said mj turned himself ghoulish just so we'd like him more somehow. it stung a little bit.
Yojikudou03 As it should. It's the truth. For whatever reason he decided, MJ changed his face because he wanted to be accepted, whether by himself or by others. I appreciate how Chappelle hides the truth in humour. It puts things in perspective quite poignantly.
+redraven24 I'm glad I wasn't the only one who felt that.
+redraven24 His dad hated him and made him insecure. His skin changed due to skin deseise.
GhettoMist Yes, I know that. I don't think he changed his face to please his fans. I believe it was due to a deep-seeded insecurity about his appearance that got wrapped up under the guise of 'perfectionism'. As you have said, probably started with his father. And the skin disease was just so heartbreakingly unfortunate.
***** I don't know where you got all that from, but ok.
he was actually defending michael, calling for how the accusations made against him would always pop up when some bad shit was going on, as if it was on purpose to drown those bad events
Is it possible that BOTH could be true?
N0rdicPT he point was that people are concerned with celebrity when Catholic priests have been raping kid for decades but no one want to talk about it
@@alexinreallife5511 I promise that the same people that are upset about Michael Jackson molesting kids are also upset about priests molesting kids.
Dave Chappelle isa fuckin clever comedian hes talking about how corporations control the media and it just fly's by peoples heads
I'm not sure how clever someone is if they're trying to convey a message to an audience that doesn't understand it. I'm not saying Chappelle is not clever but you might want to rethink your statement.
pxit212 It's been a year.... Do u think that he is still reconsidering his statement?
the snowdawg LOL
At least one person stood up for MJ at this time, glad to see.
R.I.P. The Greatest!
he wasn't standing up for MJ LMAOO
saying MJ is out there jerkin off kids is not supporting him, jesus MJ stans are wild
"this was your wish not mine" lmao
So I watched it 30 times and I'm still laughing.
"Smooth as eggs"
Hahahahahahhahahaha
Lol "I played this scenario out of my mind million times baby" :D
The "good host" part always kills me
"'Cause if I brought up Catholic priests fucking kids, it'd get quiet as shit in here."
>_>
Always makes me laugh.
reflectionist Wait are we talking about "pedophiles", go pick up a Merriam Webster dictionary idiot. Aren't priests the ones fondling kids of a young age? I remembered when I was below 18, I was messing around with this 14 or 16 year old but since I was a minor and it was through the phone-Molly I think her name was-it was mainly role-playing, phone sex, and kicks for laughs. It could have been worst, could have been older relatives pretending to be other people through the phone with friends. Any who, I'm now 27 years old but that doesn't mean I want a woman older than me-just one to hang out with that's above 21 years old at least till I'm still in my twenties cuz its not going to last forever. For some, its too late. I'm talking about women who are planning to have babies or kids at "a young age". Both of my parents had me in their thirties because they themselves were going though financial struggles as well.
Chas R Irony. I get it. Cute.
Was trying to figure what he was saying at this part. Thank you you legend 🙌🙌❤️
Dave Chappelle is a sorcerer. He makes me laugh at the most appalling things!!
Dave was too real on this they always using celebs to distract ppl when some real shit go on in the world
+Fuckyourcouch nigga Yeah, the first MJ sexual child abuse allegation came around during the Gulf War
***** yup that's why when they make a big deal out something stupid celebs do I check what's going on in the real world
word man, keep it real.
The part towards the end about MJs face was funny, but very depressing when you watch it a couple more times and dwell on it. really powerful point Dave gets across regarding self-esteem, and how it relates to Black self hate.
black self hate? lol why not just self hate? Why you people always have to make racial arguments? Especially because the "making him white" part is just not true as it was shown a couple of hundred times.
Dr.Rhy†hm maybe it wasn't the case with Michael, but black self hate is a real problem. saying "why not just call it self hate" undermines the problem.
Dr.Rhy†hm That’s Because The Media And Society Perpetuates Images And Narratives To Make Us Hate Ourselves And Feel Less Worthy Through The History Books/Educational Systems, Derogative Images,Stories And Antics 24/7 That Belittles Us Etc
@@DrRhyhm “What do you mean, ‘you people’”? - Robert Downey Jr.
Black self hate? Wtf are you on lol
This is what separates Dave from most other comedians like Kevin Hart for example. This is raw comedy and many comedians are to politically correct and afraid to talk about a sensitive subject like this but yet Dave pulls it off. Its funny but its also fucked up which makes it even more funny.
read between the lines of the jokes he is deep and so honest miss the old Chappell
What do you think of current Dave?
Easily one of the best bits of all time
Dave chapelle is the best comedian of all time
Years later the truth was revealed that the kids father made the whole story up in an attempt to get money. The whole thing drove him to death, the kids father committed suicide and I hope he follows suite
Hmmmm never again. Please Mike!
"You get stronger every time I see you!"
Im lucky to get a glass of grape drink at my friends house..... LOLZ
Michael, we need you for some testing.”
“Mmmm never again! You didn’t appreciate it.” 🤣
'maybe they'll like me more if I turn myself into a white weird ghoulish looking .....he did it for you'- really funny but really sad at the same time .
thats a good host. seriously.
David So brought me here!
Me too
Hello.. I thought I was alone
me to
Who's David?
John Doe Look him up.
I remember getting this on dvd as a kid on accident thinking it was his regular show it’s bout to be 2019 and this is still hilarious. Dave is the king
"until all the facts come out.... " lmao epic
This man is so funny. Seriously
I am not a good host.
What an analogy, pure fukn genius !! Dave is the 🐐 !!
I'm the same age as the kid (now, 26-27) and definitely was a fan of MJ by age 10, since age 4, I think.
aldown Same difference is I wouldn't have ratted like the snitch bitch kid. To me getting head from Michael Jackson would have been the highest honour.
i like skinny funny mustache dave chappelle more then the new buff one
my favorite comedian by far
JKNEWS!!!
Thats the same reason I'm here XD
Omg the fans are here
Squaaaaaad
Same
ayyyyyyyyyyyy
Please Mike. 😂
lol still watching this in 2023, still makes me laugh.
JKNEWS? ANYBODY?
YES
what happened on jknews? did they do a story on Dave chappelle or something?
dizzzy4evr it was about Michael Jackson and this particular situation with the boy and David brought up this Dave chappelle stand-up
yessssss
hello jk fans
i like dave chappelle he keep it real his funny & deep @ the same time
He exposing the illuminati
Hope Dave knew Mike had Vitiligo when he wrote those jokes down.
that looks after he brings up the priests
The thing that he calls his face.. hahaha
😂😂😂😂😂 omg i cant stop laughing when i watch this !!
Mc abod me too! Funniest thing I’ve ever seen
KING
"please mike"
i am hiting that beach and looking for ball suckers.funniest man ever.we need him back in this harsh times
He’s Spot On About Higher Ups Using Celebrities Antics To Distract Us
"Hmm these balls are as smooth as eggs" lmao!!!...Im still crying
Man if I had a time machine, this would be one of them
4:20 That Delivery
I am fan of Mike but seriously i love how he praises him yet makes fun of him.
It hurts cause I know deep within my heart Michael Jackson never hurt Jordan or Gavin but at the same I see that Dave was doing the best he could given the situation Comedy Central put him in at that time.
he did that for you somehow, he thought somehow it would help and people would like me more if I turned myself into a white ghoulish like creature! 😂😂😂😂
"its been a year and half..you're gettin stronger evrytime i see you!!"..LOLZ
dave chapplle is the fucking best
I was going to make a gay joke.
Butt fuck it
HA!
+Noah Watson
That's hard, man.
smartalek180 thats what she said
LMAO!!! Thank you!!!
just .. genius
"please mike..." lmfao
best line of all time
Please Mike lol
hammer !!!!! super Dave
Dave can cure depression 🤣
DAVE IS IMPRESSIVELY FUNNY
Cure for cancer oh man, love that bit so much.
#MJInnocent
Dave See's right through the bs ..
I love his white impersonations. “I’m sorry.. I am sorry...” lmao!
Dave chappelle fer life lol
i love his stand up technique, joke, joke, keeps it real...then ball joke....i love acid too
Will Smith is new Micheal Jackson
Bob Vila fixing up and sponsoring Dave Chapelle's balls good god I'm dying..this man is brilliant
LOL! Dave's funny as hell! If MJ was still alive, I'd still meet him and I don't even remember "Thriller"!!!! :)
somebody give dave chappelle a medal!
Chappelle is a Genius
This shit was hilarious!!!
***** Good on Dave, he is politically incorrect and I fucking love him for that!
"Like Bob Vila...these old balls!" LMAO
Goat
I'm the biggest Michael Jackson fan and he's 💯% not gilty .
I LOVE YOU MICHAEL JACKSON ❤️
HAPPY BIRTHDAY 🎂🎈🎉
LOL im dying i miss dave
Actually, I agree with you on this one. He poinnted out that it was unbelievable that a 10-year-old would want to meet Michael Jackson (whose musical career at the time was past its glory days) as his dying wish. He pointed out it was like him saying that his dying wish was to meet Chubby Checker (that was funny!).
"this was YOUR wish, not mine!"
"When You Look At Thing He Calls A Face" Rofl!
"oh momma. .. ohh give me a room with chubby chuckle." LOL
Just hilarious