I broke my feet today because I kicked my computer because someone commented that my videos are bad! I hate unjustified criticism. Please wish me a speedy recovery, dear cj
@@misakykimm2468 Ik why now. Mark is known for acting like a robot. Their are alot of memes about it on twitter and stuff. If u dont hv twitter search it on Google or smth.
HELLO!!! I want to spend time with celebrities. Just kidding. GAGAGAGAGA! I only want to spend time with my two girlfriends and record videos for CZcams with the 3 of us. OH YEAH. Don't hate me for living the best life, dear yt
You know when a video is legendary when: - Its 10 years or older - It has a simple title - The video quality is garbage - Lasts for less than a minute - Has absolutly no context - Has millions of views - Its recommended by youtube - The channel that uploaded it has no more than 5 vids
@Matthew Mullin if you know who to use it its cool for me is a mess I learn smth and after a week I forget it. The only reason I am try to learn is because of exams for university 😔
Plot twist: He actually is an alien(secret agent),all jokes aside and he is stealing billions of humans data and sending to his alien group in space.....
he doesn't lack social skills, he just lacks typical behavior, and he has an unusual facial structure that looks to others creepy so no matter what expression he will make, it will look awkward, and an unusual voice that makes him sound like a robot!
Actually it is necessary to do experiments in space because it's like doing field tests as compared to lab tests. Unless you actually go down there, all the imagining of how things would be like and simulating that environment would be just theoretical dry runs.
In a way I feel bad for him. I think he tries to be a cool person but his social skills are so bad that the entire world makes fun of him. Kind of sad...
@@somethingsinister8493 true it was more of a parody, but I was actually interested to see whag they would say cause its obvious they didn't just stop talking
I feel ya, that unnatural look , and smile, and quitting that smile in a robotic manner, no under eye muscle retraction when he smiles, indications of fake facial reactions along with that creepy construct . XD Praise our Lizard overlord .
lochie meechan nooo lol. He can't see them while talking so he's just looking at the camera a lil confused on what to do. I'd do the same If I were him.
![[Vowel]물고기는 물에서 살아야 해🐟🤣Fish have to live in the water #funny](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/3G9MH063Cx4/mqdefault.jpg)
Make sure to check out Part II
czcams.com/video/g870vjMa7CA/video.html
In todays episode of editing is everything. ...
😂😊😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😊😂
FUCK THAT! I watched it and i'll have nightmares tonight
Ok
I think he needs an update
NAH ill pass ...
The reason Mark is so awkward around people is because he knows all their secrets
woaw thats so deep
I found the most genius comment here 👏😆
brO
the comment is just wow
Woah , genius comment right here
i love the irony that we have people in space talking to an alien lizard on earth.
And your profile picture is ironic too :)
@Diana ZUCK
Mark is an alien
@Diana a reptilian.
I thought there was a fqin hair in my CP
i like how they edited out the part where mark licks his eyes to moisturize them
They also edited out the part where mark starts laying eggs on camera
@@kimbaldun wtf🤣🤣🤣
@@kimbaldun Wow great name 😂😂
😂
Why does everyone call him lizard
What he really wanted to ask: "Can you see my mothership?"
"It's a huge blue square logo with an F right above your spacecraft"
I broke my feet today because I kicked my computer because someone commented that my videos are bad! I hate unjustified criticism. Please wish me a speedy recovery, dear cj
@@AxxLAfriku yeah now quit youtube
Hahahahahahahahahaha
Mark : *smiles*
Mark's mind : *_was that humanly enough?_*
No
*look what i found*
czcams.com/video/v12GYggeJbk/video.html
@@utatwt8688 same question, but i guess they just envy him lol
@@misakykimm2468 Ik why now. Mark is known for acting like a robot. Their are alot of memes about it on twitter and stuff. If u dont hv twitter search it on Google or smth.
@@utatwt8688 i don't really know, but most antisocial ppl act like a robot in front of others, (im one if this kind;)
He looks like he’s trying so hard not to blink horizontally.
😂😂😂😂
yea it was funny the first couple hundrend times
Lmao 😂
😭😭😭😭😭
@@alexanderabrashev1366 I’m just discovering it lol pretty funny but I can see how it will piss me off in a couple weeks
When you realise that he created Facebook to gather knowledge about human beings to be like them...
He created fb to spy on nasa employees and knows all secrets about their mission xd
Failed miserably
I like how mark is trying hard not to eat insects from that background wall
HELLO!!! I want to spend time with celebrities. Just kidding. GAGAGAGAGA! I only want to spend time with my two girlfriends and record videos for CZcams with the 3 of us. OH YEAH. Don't hate me for living the best life, dear yt
0% nudity
0% curse words
0% violence
100% QUESTION
100% attempt to imitate human behaviour
ok, there was SOME implication of violence
100% lizard
Great question*
Questionmark*
im a bird
😂lol
Underrated
.
Aaah but WHICH ONE IS,THE ALIEN ?????🤔🤔🤔
@@kezzachadda8175 Mark Zuckerberg probably
0:21 when my parents are yelling at me on the way for school for being irresponsible and I remember that I forgot my backpack at home
Thank you for making me laugh
oh thats too funny
0:17 when you finally get your backpack into the school
@@anembersarc LMFAO
You know when a video is legendary when:
- Its 10 years or older
- It has a simple title
- The video quality is garbage
- Lasts for less than a minute
- Has absolutly no context
- Has millions of views
- Its recommended by youtube
- The channel that uploaded it has no more than 5 vids
izza 3y old now tho
wow I also love it when people copy and paste comments to get likes!
this video only meets, like, 3 of those criteria
nice copied and pasted comment
"It's 3 am what are you watchin???"
"uhh ez kinda complicated..."
Fckg true 😂😂😂
The fact is :-Mark has created social media to study human behaviour✓
What a smart lizard
Putting the joke aside, thats probably the reason of social media..
But also a socially awkward person
@@bryanovalles7787 business
@@awex7 you have to think beyond that
@Bkzy _ oh yeah sure bud
He's just scanning the astronauts so he can steal their data
😁😁😁😁😁
And sell them ads
I was gonna write that comment lmao
*Look what I found*
*czcams.com/video/v12GYggeJbk/video.html*
Lol your username
mark is the only person who can smile and frown at the same time
I think Angela Merkel can also pull that off
@@fluffigverbimmelt oh ja
His face mask is glitching
Elon can do that as well. Must be a genetic feature that all billionaires have.
You forgot Elon musk
I'm just here for the comments 😆
@@charyanbaliyanthetraderand2404 wot?
Same here
Imagine being so weird that people dont believe ur human
I can relate 😔
FLMAO
Everyday
Imagine being so smart that people dont believe ur human
@@mariodakovic4626 E to je retkost
It's fascinating that such a socially awkward person created the most successful social media ever
Not really, it's pretty common to be socially awkward if you're a computer programmer.
@@charliejoubert4129 whats the movie?
@@Theactualstoic 🤣🤣
@@charliejoubert4129 Ideas cannot be copyrighted.
@@Theactualstoic Wow... you took that quite personal. Did he give you knee pads or at least a pillow before you got down in front of him?
The smile at mark's face after the question is killing me😂
Mark's the kind of guy to wake up his family members just to say goodnight.
0% nudity
0% violence
0% curse words
100% LIZARD MAN
Lol 🤣
😂😂😂😂😂
@@trivedi14 someone's salty
@@trivedi14 IDIOT*
@@trivedi14 I don't think they're serious
Error detected: Smile for too long
Intiating response
Response not found
Executing emergency facial expresion: Sad face.
Lollllll lol lol lol lolllllll😂😂😂😂😂😂
Too underrated😂😂😂
😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lmaaaooooooo
0:26 Mark thinking "Did i laugh like a human" :/
“Well mark, we’re testing out the old timeless classical argument about if you fart in space, does it make a noise?”
I love watching Mark pretending to be people
Why u got a check mark nigga
Uh-
@@TLOC777 he's a youtuber nigga
@@TLOC777 how he is a nigga ??
@@HarryStyles_01 Who's a nigga?
The way they are standing there looks like they're characters in a video game lobby waiting to be chosen
Zero-G Combat: "Choose your fighter!"
Lmao I can’t
Truuue
Oh God!
People like you keep the comment section alive
lol
Mark: Makes a video on how he isnt a lizard
also mark: licks air 0:25
Some people in this video are in space, one is from space.
0:24 notice how he sticks out his tongue twice to get a good feeling of his surroundings
It's much more creepy now
😂😂😂
😂 Whoa Underrated comment.
Oh damn! Amazing observation dude😂😂😂😂
Best comment in this section ez clap
‚Thats a great questionmark‘ xD
zMistiq hahahah good one
ha
h
oh god...
😂😂😂
Plot twist: He knows everything because he was reading thier conversations the night before.
Recommended brought us here again...
It's scary how close the A.I. is getting at mimicking human behavior. Not quite there yet thought.
0:21 yeah right lmao
It's not an A.I, it's the real mark zukerbag
@@edgebug okey man
@@edgebug woooossshhhhh
@@edgebug I can't tell if you're joking
Thats a great questionmark, lol
KockulHun lmao
Original
?
unkown unkown Wrong you idiot, this one is 5 months old, the other one 4. The other one copied it not him.
Giant Dad why do you care?
"that's a great question mark"
Marks question with a question mark questions mark
Who would have guessed that humans gonna be speaking with aliens being on earth, while being in outer space themselves
🤣🤣🤣
if something == "funny":
Lizard.laugh()
else:
Lizard.openeyes()
U missed the try and except block in case of inappropriate outcome in lizard.laugh()
This is underrated
I hate python
@Matthew Mullin if you know who to use it its cool for me is a mess I learn smth and after a week I forget it. The only reason I am try to learn is because of exams for university 😔
@@vitolegend3764 java worse
You edited out the part where he cleans his eyes with his tongue.
I'm dying🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏
God damn 😂😂😂😂😂
Loll
_*I don't get thisssssssss*_🤔🤔😟😟🙁
🤣🤣
Plot twist: He actually is an alien(secret agent),all jokes aside and he is stealing billions of humans data and sending to his alien group in space.....
the plot twist would be him being a human
@@nevaidhyasingh4323 🔥🔥🙏🤣
"That's a great question mark"
Who needs social skills when you have billions of dollars
Elon Musk enters the chat
@@vipan1231 Watch Joe Rogan podcast and you'll see Elon ain't that cool
@@boxingexpert9065 hates Elon cause hating things is apparently cool now
@@hengry2 but he is a bad person.. lol
he doesn't lack social skills, he just lacks typical behavior, and he has an unusual facial structure that looks to others creepy so no matter what expression he will make, it will look awkward, and an unusual voice that makes him sound like a robot!
there's something uncanny about zuccmans face
Memememster ive always found his eyes abnormally large
of course he is trying to be uh.. someone else
he's basically a nerd turned billionaire so it makes sense that he'd hide his "true self"
yea
He's a lizard.
He was human... he is human- still.
Impressive how technology has evolved, never thought I'd see a robot able to interact with actual human. Excited to see what the future holds!
Actually it is necessary to do experiments in space because it's like doing field tests as compared to lab tests. Unless you actually go down there, all the imagining of how things would be like and simulating that environment would be just theoretical dry runs.
Mark: socially insecure and anxious
Internet: LETS MAKE IT WORSE!
That’s what we are here for
69th like
@@ssnipersodaxbox5879 cringe
In a way I feel bad for him. I think he tries to be a cool person but his social skills are so bad that the entire world makes fun of him. Kind of sad...
He a bitch
The small creature in his brain who is controlling him with two joysticks
Is a noob
Definitely I could be a better controller lol
@@ankitasrivastava3966 I recommend a mouse for aiming, joysticks are not that great for the job
Lmao
Lol 😂
*Most Underrated Comment In CZcams History*
Bro Mark looks so happy when they zoomed in on him
The silence was awaking me...
Why did you removed the part where he catches a fly with his tongue?
Lol😂😂
"did you (remove)"
*tHe WhAt¿*
😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣
1920: I bet there will be flying cars in 2020
2020: Billionaire Lizards
What do you mean by billionaire lizard's
@@SumitKumar-ll7yt Zuck is a lizard
LMAO😂
LMAOO FACTS
Sumit Kumar new to the game?
Mark just smiles sarcastically after that scene
OMG !!! That smile at the end ...
Ok, next question, is math related to science?
Edit: it's been 3 years now and I fucking hate this comment now.
no its related to psychology
not Aisnley where do they go?
*DEAD*
not Ainsley OBESE CHILD
LMAOOOO KATY PERRY BE LIKE
*Vsauce music intensifies*
That's a great questionmark
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@Limeava ?
Wtf xDD
Limeava uhmm this one has a dot?
David Acosta nice
Sous enters chat
Dude has the same dead fish eyes like Elizabeth Holmes
Mark had ordered his employees to keep all the insects far from him so he won't accidentally eat it.
Don’t worry he just wants to know if they found his home planet yet
NOOOOO 💀😭
Sadly enough for us, they haven't yet....
Earth is his home planet what do you mean?
@@ercuna8569 ok normie
😂
Marks thoughts: 1,2,3,4 blink 1,2,3,4 blink ; smile for 6 seconds , que frown
lol
Everyone makin fun of Mark until they realise, he knows everything about them.
What a great question mark!! pleaze make more vids like this :}
what can I say? I have anxiety around different species.
Mraxx Zucc
😂
S u c k :v
At least they gave you a nice butt when they gave you a human body
that is true. and for that I am thankfull.
great smile
czcams.com/video/eD5z5Zkcc0s/video.html
😃
hey man i saw your comment at that i have bad case vid
i guess we have same recommendations
lets be friends :D
The hell 666 like?
Hehe boi
when mark does a sad face, it looks like a parody of someone making a sad face lol
The tumb nail was so powerful that it made me click on this video
"That's a great question, mark."
*If u can't answer the question,*
*just compliment it*
And if you don't want people to know the answer just edit it to look like they didn't provide one.
@@somethingsinister8493 true it was more of a parody, but I was actually interested to see whag they would say cause its obvious they didn't just stop talking
great “Question mark”( ❓ )
I'm Five Hundred Fifty First to like this comment!
@@somethingsinister8493 how do you edith such question in real life? 😆 Lol
0:21
Me realizing that I studied Chemistry instead of Physics for exam
@Nobita but I require it more I'm malnourished:(
True ...lmao😀😁😁
😂😂
when you realize you left the stove on
LMAO
The automated smile after finishing his question... It felt so human that I forgot I was watching a human-reptile.
0:21 When its your turn to do a presentation but you gotta wait for the teacher to quiet down the class
I'm sorry for calling people who believe in lizard people dumb
I get it now
2Edgy4ThisPlanet looks just like a reptile
I feel ya, that unnatural look , and smile, and quitting that smile in a robotic manner, no under eye muscle retraction when he smiles, indications of fake facial reactions along with that creepy construct . XD Praise our Lizard overlord .
hahahahahaha
2Edgy4ThisPlanet welcome to the family son
I don't believe a 100% lizard could pull off human enough to fool anybody, but it's definitely likely that he's 25%-75% lizard.
0% nudity
0% curse words
0% violence
100% robot
his next question was ... “if you see my mom, can you ask her if i can mingle with the earthlings a little longer ?”
"that's a great questionmark"
The Zucc pretending he never went to, or was never born in space.
😁😁😁😁😁😁😁
hello, i am the zucc
Almost nobody is born in space
People are usually born on a planet
So he was most likely born on a planet
@@RealRupert thank you rupert, very epic 😎
@Eat All Snakes Guess he doesnt even look like people. He must be "The Lizard"
The main one, the original.
I'm friends with mark in real life and he's a cool dude, I'd wish he'd stop saying "this human skin is irritating" tho
Same I wonder why he says that all the time.
You got me in the 1st half, ngl💀
@btw I've shinigami eyes 😂💀
His next skin is you
His cpu says, *Initiate standby mode*
So Mark know's how to be Sarcastic.
That's human's characteristic.
Is the zucc a lizard
No, he is a Real Hero.
And a Human Bean....
EVIL ARCADE yep
Alien astronaut theorist say yes.
Nope, he is an hellicopter.
lochie meechan nooo lol. He can't see them while talking so he's just looking at the camera a lil confused on what to do. I'd do the same If I were him.
This comment section is one of the gold mines in CZcams
And this comment is one of the piece of gold ....
It's just a bunch of shitty heard 100 times jokes about zucc.
@@dillbill7152 he does looks fake tho
Nah. Not even close. Search Cheetah brothers take down an ostrich. Those comment is the pinnacle of CZcams.
@@themob087 thanks just checked that is also good 😂
looked like a drunk construction worker with two drills
I’m not gonna lie. If I was in free-gravity space, I’d do the Matrix thing every day before and after bed time.
Today, CZcams has shown us a lizard man smiling
I like your name
Some people's names just make me laugh so hard
SOMEBODY
He's just stalling them to get enough time to get their coordinates to send them user targeted space advertisements.
"Steve can you show me the results of our last measurements?"
"Hold on boss I need to watch 5 seconds before I can skip"
MILF rocket be like: "200000 units ready and millions more on their way." Dangit. Elon, hurry up!
ok, let's be honest
the smile did it for us
Brother asked a very good question.
0:22 that one dude in wuhan after eating the bat
🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣
Lmao underrated
LMFAOO
He just wants to go back to his planet but these NASA people busy in doing weird stuff
Not the first time I'm here and definitely not the last. See y'all in a couple months/years
Mark: "Apologies I must go to bathe under my heat lamp"
0:21-0:30 is what I see in my nightmares.
UNDERRATED COMMENT LOOOL
@@9459 stfu
@@9459 LOOOL lolLLoloool SooooooOoo fuNNNnny hahahahahha loooolololLolooooLO
Please please 😭🙏🥺
Watch our unique instrumental cover.. please watch our cover
@@uahsuser4050 You have no videos on your channel, at least not at the time of posting this comment.
wow southpark actually did an acurate depiction of him..
Ts Ts I like your style
biscuit shtoyle*
you cant block me
''Can Lizards Survive in Space ?''
It is trying so hard to behave like humans. We should at least appreciate its efforts
I love how you refer to him "it" xD
*its
@@deviantd.6740 He has written "it is"
Christ, that fake smile at the end. He really is a robot.
He was probably thinking about all the money he has
Mark in his mind: tf should i do now smile a bit maybe
I’m convinced Mark Zuckerberg is a robot
He is beyond science!
I AM STALKING YOU
And beyond online privacy!
Hello
lizard man
you're every where
Mark's brain while asking question:
*FOOLS, THEY DON'T SUSPECT A THING*
Mark sus
In secret Mark asked them to find his alien parents and why they left him in the Pyramids.
Mark just looks like he's DYING to blink horizontally 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣