@@clearcontentment3695 The safest place for items is in space. There's a Tesla roadster currently in space, no one's stolen it yet, and I doubt anyone ever will.
Lol. I was thinking the same thing. If it only keeps stuff safe when its on you, then why not just use ya pockets or a purse like normal. Cracks me up.
But...that's how I open my phone. Wait a minute... Someday, somewhere, someone is going to make a safe lock that uses facial recognition and LPL is going to find a way to reset it just by staring at it. I just know it.
“Protects items you’re holding, not items you’re not holding.” Basically an elaborate way of saying their product is just as effective as bag with a zipper.
I have a feeling that most combination locks can be picked much the same way. I have a key safe outside my home that would be fun to try this out on later.
My girlfriend has a home laser hair removal device. It has a warning that you shouldn't use it in areas where you might want to have hair later. This is the only time I've heard of a product disclaimer that amounts to, "Warning: this product actually does what it's supposed to"!
@@notthatyouasked6656 It looks like it's implying that the effect may be permanent. I guess a lot of people think that it's a temporary thing as hair usually grows back after, but it apparently takes multiple sessions to fully kill the hair follicles.
Yup. Every lock can be picked. What makes a better lock is the time needed to pick it. The more time, the more time someone can see, the more time police can arrive
Actually there are a lot of health insurance companies that use that line. "It's not our fault that you didn't read the terms and conditions and bought this insurance without knowing what it offers. This insurance does not cover _____________".
So is the "warranty" paper that comes with anything you buy, which is actually a non-warranty statement, disclaiming anything "express or implied", fitness, etc., or in any case, no liability beyond what you paid for the thing.
people ate tide pods ... bet them pods felt violated ... but yep if it can be locked it can be unlocked ... it is that simple ... the question is how long are you willing to take to get in to it
_> any security container can be violated_ *Lock MD:* _Okay, li'l SafeGo, now, please, show me on that Master Lock 4688 plushie where that bad LPL shimmed you._
@@christopherjackson3455 What if, say somebody with extreme strength - say the hulk - snatches it from a woman and with it, due to the steel cable takes the woman's arm clean off like a hot knife through butter 😱.
I do appreciate that admission of "under the right circumstances, with the right tools, and allowing an adequate amount of time, any security container can be violated." Rare truth in labeling from a lock/safe product in my experience.
Then they use it to absolve themselves of legal culpability if the security is violated. You know, their SAFE. That isn't strong enough to be legally defensible.
Which reminds me of a desk fan I have whose packaging promised '360 degree adjustability'...ie, you can turn it around and point it in any direction. Just like any other fan, coffee cup or other inanimate object you may have handy.
@@Rajamak I saw 'may contain nuts' on a jar of PEANUT BUTTER. May? May contain nuts? Dafuq is in it if it DOESN'T have nuts? (prepares to smack someone about to start a sentence with 'actually'...)
The fact that this disclaimer on the tag just said “Yeah, this thing is basically about as useful as two goldfish and a corn chip.” is really all you need to see.
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Actually I would consider it lucky if it did need to be taken down to the garage, cause that actually proves that it needed some sort of effort to open.
I don't think LPL would be nearly stupid enough to test my security... trying to pick a 'lock' that is pointing a gun at you tends to end poorly... fyi for all the lame asses that can't comprehend English out there, this is NOT a threat, especially against LPL, one of my favorite CZcams content creators, This is a warning to any would be @#$@# assailants that would show up to my home or try to rob me on the street, I will NOT comply, I will NOT give you free shit that I worked for, and I WILL defend myself, my family and my property!
Kind of like Intel's CPU marketing these days, benchmarks are bad! Here see these industry real world benchmarks! Or a certain political party saying, if you are in danger just call the poliece, but also F the poliece.
@@Wingnut353 Atleast intel cpus are good. Also when you are in danger its really hard to call the police and even if you manage to do so it takes a really long time before they show up if at all. So its usually the best idea to be as loud as possible, to defend yourself and maybe then think about calling the police.
"Portable safe" is almost an oxymoron considering that it isn't any harder to steal than a hand bag, can be easily hidden in a backpack for a thief to open at their leisure elsewhere, and pretty much announces to anyone who sees it "hey, there's something valuable in here!"
and you need literally no skills to open it. You only need time to go through (worse case, if someone used 999 ) all the combinations, which aren't many. That's 30 minutes tops, if you are slow and they used 999 as a code.
The best use for this is to booby trap it with the most intense stink bombs you can find, then walk around town like you have 50 million dollars in diamonds....and then just wait for it to get stolen ;) you may never get the pleasure of watching the guy open it but you'll know....
They are also avoiding explicitly saying that it's not a money safe. Or a jewellery safe. Or a drugs (licit or illicit) safe. However, if you have a prized dog turd then it will probably suffice to stop anyone stealing it.
What drug to you put into your audio files!? I cannot just be addicted to the joy of watching someone else crack lock after lock after lock after.... WHY IS.THIS SO ENTERTAINING? Why is it so f---- satisfying!?
I get the jokes, but to be fair to the product, he really wouldn’t be able to do that while the safe is on the owner. To be fair to the thief, it’s smaller than most purses...so snatching it wouldn’t be too much of a problem.
Yeah. But the disclaimer "this is safe only while it is on your person" is basically the same as saying "as long as you don't get robbed, you wont get robbed" The only benefit this is giving you is if you had a bag of some sort that you were storing valuables in, you could latch this onto the bag strap in such a way that they couldn't lift the valuables directly out... Which ultimately could be achieved with less bulk and likely a cheaper price tag by getting a very small padlock that you slip through zippers to keep them closed.
As always, scrambling the code took longer than opening this. Also I love that disclaimer. This "safe" provides barely more security than a rucksack or handbag and has the same rules of "keep it on you" for it to be secure.
It's pretty ingenious marketing, though. When any safety measure can be circumvented given enough time and the right tools, then pretty much any garbage contraption can also be a safety measure.
This is like if a seatbelt said: "It'll keep you safe, as long as you don't drive." Funny thing, is that this disclaimer might make that safe illegal in my part of the world (Quebec, known to have strict pro-consumer laws). The laws states that any product sold must reasonably be able to accomplish its intended purpose. Therefore, one can argue that by marketing this as the safest portable safe, and admitting it isn't in that disclaimer, it doesn't accomplish its reasonably expected purpose
It essentially gives you a random skill buff that lasts for a limited amount of time! Also the “Red Bull Flight” Special Skill buff for said amount of time.
@@Ea-Nasir_Copper_Co the last is the "ultimate" one that is @Tim Stellmach 's original comment that prompted my reply. I was making a pun on Tim's comment. I have no idea why you are asking this unless you didn't see the comment that prompted my reply
"The ultimate portable safe" "... carry with you at all times, we aren't responsible for the ultimate safes inability to safeguard any items" So, it's a plastic handbag with a complicated snaplock?
Which by its very design makes it less secure than a standard purse. Since you have the different thing, you become the target. Leavd this unattended for even a moment and its gone.
Manufacturers: “Given adequate time” LPL: *enters the chat* Manufacturers: *nervous sweating* LPL: *3 minute long video* Manufacturers: *nervous sweating intensifies* LPL: *doesn’t even start picking the lock until 2 minutes into the video* Manufacturers: *intense nervous sweating intensifies* LPL: *uses a literal red bull can* Manufacturers: *dies of severe dehydration due to intensity of sweating*
"The SAFEGO™ container provides a great deal of security when properly used." So "proper usage" entails, what, planting a dozen empty ones around the place as decoys?
No, it's a pleonasm, what makes it safe is the fact that you have it, a redundancy, like "wet water". An oxymoron is a contradiction, like "cold fire".
@Robert Mugabe While true,oxymorons rely more on direct contradiction rather than inferred meanings."Unsafe safe" would be a fitting oxymoron in this scenario.
LpL: *looks at any kind of security mechanism* LpL: I know everything about this, i know how it works, why it doesnt work, i know everything about the people whi made it and i am going to humiliate them by bypassing their security with: *scrambles in his pocket* this shit, whatever it is.
@@catchara1496 pretty sure it's harder to just grab something from someone's pocket than in the hand. Unless maybe you store the safe inside a bag, which is the same since they thief just grab your whole bag anyway.
To be fair, with perfect engineering (as in the lock itself gives no hints to the combination, which was what was exploited in this video) it would require 1000 attempts to break a 3 digit lock in the worst case scenario. Yes this is do-able, but not particularly ideal for robber trying to break the code within an hour (you can brute force any combination lock “with enough time”, it’s just the time grows exponentially). Granted, like we can see, there are usually much faster ways to obsolete/bypass this security (it could have been 20 digits, which has 10^20 possible choices, yet still completely useless given this method).
@@FromHJH Yeah, I didn’t realize how fast one could try 1000 combinations (for example, say you could do one combination a second, that would be ~17 min). There is still the fact you would need to sit there and test combinations for over 10 min.
@@cameronmyron5776 you can alway get lucky if the combination is within the middle or lower number or the higher number depend on luck too if you start from 000 and the combination happen to be 234 you done in 3min+
@@FromHJH That is true, but using the worse case scenario would seem like the smarter option for someone doing this in a high risk situation (if someone knows they have 10 min and the average case was 9 min but the worst case was 18 min, they probably shouldn’t take the risk). The average case time would be exactly half of the worse case (assuming combinations follow a uniform distribution, which they definitely don’t. Knowing this bias makes the time shorter, but having false information makes the time longer).
*Serious question here*: once he had the combination at 707, how did he know to rotate the wheels an additional three notches? Just intuition or inspection of the mechanism?
@Thomas Savage I think that has to be preparation as well, I just saw another video with a 3 digit combination lock that, after alligning the wheels just took 2 spins. besides that the lock has just 10 possible combinations after alligning the wheels over the original 1000 before alligning the wheels.
What matters isn't making your home impenetrable but making it take long enough and/or enough of a hassle that a potential thief bothers with someone else's house instead, or at least just skips yours for fear of taking long enough to get caught.
I feel like there should be icons on the right hand side: "Can be defeated by three blows of a hammer." "Can be opened with a sliver of a can." "Fine, but if you have the pick I made with Bosnian Bill, then it's trivial."
Yale locks on houses was always an easy one for a can of some description! Slide in round the door n push! Takes about 30seconds, used to constantly lock the keys in the old house n guaranteed there would be a beer can somewhere lol
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I like how the product disclaimer basically says "This is about as safe as a purse, but more of a red flag that you're carrying something valuable."
It could actually be a good distraction, imagine having a 2000$ laptop in your backpack and a brick in this safe as a decoy... :D
@@akenu87 Very good distraction to always carry with you a safe with a brick in it. I see no problem with that.
The safest place for items is in the middle of the desert. Safe for items but not really for you.
@@clearcontentment3695 The safest place for items is in space. There's a Tesla roadster currently in space, no one's stolen it yet, and I doubt anyone ever will.
So, carry this filled with explosive glitter besides your regular pouch.
The Ultimate Portable Safe*
* Safe provides as much security as a purse, and is less convenient to use.
This, exactly
So they should rename it _inconvenient purse_
One little advantage: it cannot easily be sliced open with a knife.
John A. Doe yeah, you can just step on it
Lol. I was thinking the same thing. If it only keeps stuff safe when its on you, then why not just use ya pockets or a purse like normal. Cracks me up.
"Hello, I am the lockpicking lawyer and today.... we are going to open this safe just by looking at it angrily."
lmfao-
*click* Thank you for watching this video!!
But...that's how I open my phone. Wait a minute...
Someday, somewhere, someone is going to make a safe lock that uses facial recognition and LPL is going to find a way to reset it just by staring at it. I just know it.
"OPEN BITCH!"-LPL
Intimidate it to opening
“Protects items you’re holding, not items you’re not holding.”
Basically an elaborate way of saying their product is just as effective as bag with a zipper.
kinda feels like when you carry something with locks around you're screaming "hey I have valuables here", so bags with zippers are actually safer
I think would be useful against a skilled pickpocket, but that’s about it
:This object is not intended to be used for its intended purpose."
correct. the intended purpose is to make safe loads of profit.
Task failed sucesfuly
I have a feeling that most combination locks can be picked much the same way. I have a key safe outside my home that would be fun to try this out on later.
My girlfriend has a home laser hair removal device. It has a warning that you shouldn't use it in areas where you might want to have hair later. This is the only time I've heard of a product disclaimer that amounts to, "Warning: this product actually does what it's supposed to"!
@@notthatyouasked6656
It looks like it's implying that the effect may be permanent. I guess a lot of people think that it's a temporary thing as hair usually grows back after, but it apparently takes multiple sessions to fully kill the hair follicles.
The makers of this "safe" spent more time on the disclaimer than on designing a safe.
LPL didn't read the last quote, it makes the company look like scum xD
Murtida basically we’re not responsible for you losing your stuff because of our crappy safe
Yeah, but it's a good disclaimer. The best
LPL took more time reading the disclaimer than he did opening the lock.
To be fair, it is a really nice disclaimer.
“Red Bull gives you unfettered access to other people’s belongings”
Yeah, that motto didn't go over well. No idea why
red bull takes your things
“Any security container can be violated.” That is what we learn in every episode. Thanks, LPL!
Yup. Every lock can be picked. What makes a better lock is the time needed to pick it. The more time, the more time someone can see, the more time police can arrive
@@SMA2343 if I can pick a lock by yelling at it it doesnt inspire to much trust
I wonder if he wakes up in the morning and wondering "What kind of containers can I violate today?"
I highly doubt this "safe" could survive a single hammer strike.
"Today we'll be opening this lock with my sidewalk"
It's a plastic box, what do you expect ?
見崎未咲 so you could say that it’s an ‘unsafe’?
Hammer? I was just going to stomp on it.
Might aswell name the product to “SCAMGO” because it doesnt safe but the robber can take this “safe” and go alright
I wonder how well this line would hold up in a court:
"It is not our fault that you buy our shit"
Since that is essentially what that disclaimer says.
Actually there are a lot of health insurance companies that use that line. "It's not our fault that you didn't read the terms and conditions and bought this insurance without knowing what it offers. This insurance does not cover _____________".
So is the "warranty" paper that comes with anything you buy, which is actually a non-warranty statement, disclaiming anything "express or implied", fitness, etc., or in any case, no liability beyond what you paid for the thing.
Very well
Anyone else got the feeling that @LockPickingLawyer 's hackles were raised by that disclaimer? There's that tone in his voice...
I can imagine a legal conversation about what 'under your control' means.
Portable safe:
Perk: portable
Armor : -95%
Mobility : +300%
*a small price to pay for mobility*
@@slavdog3180 Especially for a safe
@@cameronmyron5776 *a small price to pay for a safe*
ACME safes appeared to be very portable also. Only in one direction, but still. . .
Equipment skill: +500% Agility when equpped by Thieves
"This video sponsored by Red Bull, and competing mini-safe making company."
That would have been epic XD
"..any security container can be violated.."
So they already know about LPL.
people ate tide pods ... bet them pods felt violated ... but yep if it can be locked it can be unlocked ... it is that simple ... the question is how long are you willing to take to get in to it
its possible to violate lock with dildo?
ShrekHas Covid19 u don’t want to know
@@Shrek_Has_Covid19 next April fools LPL video is still a pretty long way to go ^^
_> any security container can be violated_
*Lock MD:* _Okay, li'l SafeGo, now, please, show me on that Master Lock 4688 plushie where that bad LPL shimmed you._
"It's safe as long as it's in your possession"
So, a purse?
A purse before a snatch & grab.
Egg-sackly
Exactly
@@christopherjackson3455 What if, say somebody with extreme strength - say the hulk - snatches it from a woman and with it, due to the steel cable takes the woman's arm clean off like a hot knife through butter 😱.
@@Tekrow i see what you did there😂
I do appreciate that admission of "under the right circumstances, with the right tools, and allowing an adequate amount of time, any security container can be violated." Rare truth in labeling from a lock/safe product in my experience.
Then they use it to absolve themselves of legal culpability if the security is violated. You know, their SAFE. That isn't strong enough to be legally defensible.
@@0SC2true but at least they're indirectly admitting they didn't try
I like how it's literally harder and more tool- and labour-intensive to get the piece of aluminium can than to pick the lock.
“The Ultimate Portable Safe”.
Made of cheap thin plastic.
It's not jut normal cheap plastic. "Ultimate" and "portable" cheap thin plastic.
A purse is safer xD
Well if it was made of 2 inches of high quality steel, it would not be portable.
and an Ultimately exposed screw on the hinge
no kidding. things like these are pretty damn easy to destructively bypass as well, which is much more likely IRL.
This reminds me of the package of CD sleeves I bought back in the late 90's that proudly states that "Cases are portable when carried"
Which reminds me of a desk fan I have whose packaging promised '360 degree adjustability'...ie, you can turn it around and point it in any direction. Just like any other fan, coffee cup or other inanimate object you may have handy.
I took a lettuce back that was shrinkwrapped in plastic and said “may contain nuts”. The lady asked why.
Reminds me of a big fat safety advice on a scooter for kids.
It said:
"Careful! Object moves when in use."
@@Rajamak I saw 'may contain nuts' on a jar of PEANUT BUTTER. May? May contain nuts? Dafuq is in it if it DOESN'T have nuts? (prepares to smack someone about to start a sentence with 'actually'...)
@@DijonFromage Well, since you specifically asked for it ... Actually, the peanut is not a nut, but a legume.
The fact that this disclaimer on the tag just said “Yeah, this thing is basically about as useful as two goldfish and a corn chip.” is really all you need to see.
"Red Bull gives you things!"
Namely other peoples' things.
In the small print : "If you drop this safe, there is a small chance it stays closed"
Omg lol
Really? You must be kidding right?
@@nicolassantini5679 r/woooosh
@@mqst3r65sansone3 stop that your not on reddit nerd
@@mqst3r65sansone3 Keanu chungus wholesome 100 reddit moment 😀i beat up a kid that said minecraft bad 😂and my doggo bit him so i gave him snaccos😉 and we watched pewdiepie together while in elon musk’s cyber truck 😳talking about how superior reddit memers are : “haha emojis bad” 😲i said and keanu reeves came outta nowhere and said “this is wholesome 100, updoot this wholesome boy” 😗so i got alot of updoots and edit: thanks for the gold kind stranger😣. but the kind stranger revealed himself to be baby yoda eating chiccy nuggies😨 and drinking choccy milk😎 so we went to the cinema to see our (communism funny) favorite movies avengers endgame😆 but then thor played fortnite and fortnite bad😡, so then i said “reality is often dissappointing” and then baby yoda replied r/unexpectedthanos and i replied by r/expectedthanos😖 for balance and then danny devito came to pick us up from the cinema😩 and all the insta normies and gay mods stood watching😵 ,as we,superior redditors went home with danny devito to suck on his magnum dong😫 but i said no homo and started sucking,not like those gay mods😮,then the next morning we woke up to MrBeast telling us to plant 69420 million trees😌, me, baby yoda and danny said nice, and then on our way to plant 69420 million trees😊 (nice) we saw a kid doing a tiktok so keanu reeves appeared and said “we have a kid to burn” and i replied “you’re breathtaking”😄 so i said “i need a weapon” and baby yoda gave me an RPG so i blew the kid (DESTRUCTION 100)😎 and posted it on r/memes and r/dankmemes and r/pewdiepiesubmissions and got 1000000000 updoots😘,i’m sure pewds will give me a big pp, then we shat on emoji users😂😂 and started dreaming about girls that will never like me😢 and posted a lie on r/teenagers about how i got a GF after my doggo died by the hands of fortnite players😳 so i exploited his death for updoots😜, but i watched the sunset with the wholesome gang😁 (keanu,danny,Mrbeast, pewds, spongebob,stefan karl , bob ross, steve irwin, baby yoda and other artists that reddit exploits them) [Everyone liked that] WHOLESOME 100 REDDIT 100🤡
Still waiting for „Opening a RedBull can with a MasterLock 3“
just smash it
boom, there you go, opened
This needs more likes
surely more difficult than the other way round
@@ivantimofeev2233 nah, he doesn't do destructive bypass
But can he open a RedBull with a MasterLock 3? The true test of a lock picking master
Me: sees the title
"Oh no."
Also me: sees the *time* and remembers that dude usually spends a minute or two explaining things
"OH NO."
Lock company: "write unable to be violated" "but LPL exists"
"ok, given enough time, any security container can be violated..."
"The Ultimate Portable Safe" is lucky it didn't get taken down to the garage and introduced to the hydraulic bolt cutters.
lolz
hahaha like you would need hydraulics, it looks like a pair of safty scissors could cut that band
Actually I would consider it lucky if it did need to be taken down to the garage, cause that actually proves that it needed some sort of effort to open.
Rubber mallet + chisel
Nah just use a 120mm smooth bore can and that should do the trick, if not an M109 paladin’s 155 should do.
Whenever he says “OK folks”, it always sounds like he’s growing tired of these amateurish attempts at security and would like a real challenge.
I don't think LPL would be nearly stupid enough to test my security... trying to pick a 'lock' that is pointing a gun at you tends to end poorly... fyi for all the lame asses that can't comprehend English out there, this is NOT a threat, especially against LPL, one of my favorite CZcams content creators, This is a warning to any would be @#$@# assailants that would show up to my home or try to rob me on the street, I will NOT comply, I will NOT give you free shit that I worked for, and I WILL defend myself, my family and my property!
@@anjhindul r u high
@@anjhindul k bruh
@@anjhindul lol
@@anjhindul /r/iamverybadass
"Hey so this looks kinda clunky and weird, how're you gonna-"
R E D B U L L
Bruh moment
wholesome Keanu chingus reeves 100
Hi, this is LPL and today we’re going to open this novelty safe using a resigned sigh and a stick of gum.
What the warning tag basically says :
" This is a safe. Dont use it as a safe. "
""This "looks" like a safe... But it isn't...""
Kind of like Intel's CPU marketing these days, benchmarks are bad! Here see these industry real world benchmarks! Or a certain political party saying, if you are in danger just call the poliece, but also F the poliece.
@@Wingnut353 Atleast intel cpus are good. Also when you are in danger its really hard to call the police and even if you manage to do so it takes a really long time before they show up if at all. So its usually the best idea to be as loud as possible, to defend yourself and maybe then think about calling the police.
@@berndarndt9924 right now amd is the best
@@talkinglukashenko4303 true, but at least an intel cpu will work as a cpu. This safe is not safe.
"Portable safe" is almost an oxymoron considering that it isn't any harder to steal than a hand bag, can be easily hidden in a backpack for a thief to open at their leisure elsewhere, and pretty much announces to anyone who sees it "hey, there's something valuable in here!"
and you need literally no skills to open it. You only need time to go through (worse case, if someone used 999 ) all the combinations, which aren't many.
That's 30 minutes tops, if you are slow and they used 999 as a code.
If if was water and dust proof I could see a use for it but as it is, I am pretty certain I could just pry it open with a rather sturdy pocket knife.
The best use for this is to booby trap it with the most intense stink bombs you can find, then walk around town like you have 50 million dollars in diamonds....and then just wait for it to get stolen ;) you may never get the pleasure of watching the guy open it but you'll know....
I would want one to hang on my bike actually. If it actually works though of course.
@@since1876 or, to be modefied with lead and used as a radeoactive trap! Hello FBI/NSA but im sweadish so give it to FRA
*Achievement Unlocked: "I'm 'bouta end this company's whole career."*
That's this man's whole chanel
@@isaactimmer5277 Lol fair enough.
0:14 that double tap sounds incredibly satisfying
That first warning sounds suspiciously like a disclaimer saying it's not a gun safe, without explicitly saying it's not a gun safe.
At least it’s honest and there are situations where this secondary security is less important because of the primary security.
@@allstarwoo4 They are still calling it "the ultimate portable safe" so i think we can throw honesty out the window.
They are also avoiding explicitly saying that it's not a money safe. Or a jewellery safe. Or a drugs (licit or illicit) safe. However, if you have a prized dog turd then it will probably suffice to stop anyone stealing it.
I wouldn't even waste my money to secure my glue gun, the kids could still get to it & cause mischief!
@@robertharris8106 If it were bigger you could secure your kids inside it. That would keep them out of trouble.
"Redbull gives you wings."
And whatever the other guy is holding too.
you are good at stealing comments
Haha was gonna make the same comment
@@Lopata991 And I'm good at stealing from safes.
Redbull gives you diabetes. And access to portable safes. Who knew
@@Lopata991 you are good at stealing comments
"The Ultimate Portable Safe"
Me: Noticing the 'LLC' in the company's name...
LLC= Long Living CRAP
Eh, I doubt it will last long at all.
I am not into locks particularly but his presentation style is so relaxing: No Fluff, no stretching the video out just to the point
so red bull gives you more than just wings
Red Bull gives you money
@xxx CHOPPER "ultimate safe", LOL
Red Bull gives you a click out of one, nothing on two...
You could get some kfc wings from inside the safe
I'll show myself the door
Red Bull also removes ur need to listen to the law
Manager: there is a dude standing outside my bank, with a red bull in his hand.
Cop: Sht I'm on my way.
Maybe add:. a lawyer looking dude....
better yet.
Security guard shows up to work with a pepsi can in his hand.
Bank manager has a nervous breakdown.
dam that was funny af, caught me off guard scrolling thru the comments
hehe, great one
@@brandonmale2779 that pun
What drug to you put into your audio files!? I cannot just be addicted to the joy of watching someone else crack lock after lock after lock after....
WHY IS.THIS SO ENTERTAINING?
Why is it so f---- satisfying!?
Excellent time spent. And hilarious! Thank you lock Smith man
It seems like this safe was possibly made for traveling through areas where you’re likely to be pickpocketed
It doesn't protect you from someone grabbing it and running away with it.
@@John-cp6qp nor being wacked in your forearm with a tomahawk, but that's just any suitcase really.
I find zip pockets to be quite effective.
Takes out wire cutters cuts the handle👀
But what if they had a gun and made you open it. Since it is not concealable wouldn't that attract the wrong attention.
Company: "This is the ultimate portable safe."
LPL: Tough words for someone within picking distance.
This had no right being this funny 🤣
*redbull distance
This gave me a laugh, thanks!
I get the jokes, but to be fair to the product, he really wouldn’t be able to do that while the safe is on the owner. To be fair to the thief, it’s smaller than most purses...so snatching it wouldn’t be too much of a problem.
He could rob them....
Yeah. But the disclaimer "this is safe only while it is on your person" is basically the same as saying "as long as you don't get robbed, you wont get robbed" The only benefit this is giving you is if you had a bag of some sort that you were storing valuables in, you could latch this onto the bag strap in such a way that they couldn't lift the valuables directly out... Which ultimately could be achieved with less bulk and likely a cheaper price tag by getting a very small padlock that you slip through zippers to keep them closed.
@@Entaris you can pull padlocked zips apart, so it is about as secure as this "safe".
The more and more I watch these videos, the more I think that the hardest and most time consuming parts of the videos for LPL - wheels scrambling.
"It's safe when it's in your possession" is like saying a woman's handbag is a portable safe.
A woman's handbag is many things. Its a bag of holding, a safe and a weapon. And they come in all kinds of shapes and sizes. but are just as lethal.
@@DBZVelena and somewhere in there there'ss always a black hole.
@@B-M.B That's the bag of holding.
They are and better than this thing. Only my wife can unzip her handbag.
Put a masterlock on the zipper and it'll have the same effect.
"This is the LockPickingLawyer and today, we are gonna open a bank vault with a rubber chicken"
Lol!!
Me too
😂
Good one.
I find that somewhat feasible.
This guy is good at marketing and product placement. I have seen multiple indirect ads on his videos, but hey LPL gotta eat too.
"Not intended for items you intend to let out of your control" the freaking heck kind of clause is that for a SAFE!? rofl
As always, scrambling the code took longer than opening this.
Also I love that disclaimer. This "safe" provides barely more security than a rucksack or handbag and has the same rules of "keep it on you" for it to be secure.
Except this thing is super unergonomic to carry around.
Its so they can't be sued
It's pretty ingenious marketing, though. When any safety measure can be circumvented given enough time and the right tools, then pretty much any garbage contraption can also be a safety measure.
An attaché case may offer better security. If only though having two locks with different combinations.
This is like if a seatbelt said: "It'll keep you safe, as long as you don't drive."
Funny thing, is that this disclaimer might make that safe illegal in my part of the world (Quebec, known to have strict pro-consumer laws). The laws states that any product sold must reasonably be able to accomplish its intended purpose. Therefore, one can argue that by marketing this as the safest portable safe, and admitting it isn't in that disclaimer, it doesn't accomplish its reasonably expected purpose
"Red Bull gives you wiiiiings" ...and safecracking abilities.
It essentially gives you a random skill buff that lasts for a limited amount of time!
Also the “Red Bull Flight” Special Skill buff for said amount of time.
I think LPL chugs a Red Bull because these locks are so easy they put him to sleep but he wants to stay awake to do the video.
Get rid of the word safe and ing in this comment
LPL should have them sponsor his videos ;)
"Safecracking abilities". I mean you wouldnt call SOCCER ABILITIES scoring a goal without a goalkeeper.
Looks like he just taught me how to break into a safe... as well as every other individual that never knew how! Thanks Lock Picking Lawyer! 😁👍
Red Bull gives you wings.
And some fool's shit as a bonus.
It's the "ultimate" portable safe in the sense that it's the last one you should use.
Unless you're a writer, in which case it would be the penultimate.
apollion888 "Penultimate" means second last. What's the last?
@@apollion888 same questions as @Me Here
@@Ea-Nasir_Copper_Co the last is the "ultimate" one that is @Tim Stellmach 's original comment that prompted my reply. I was making a pun on Tim's comment. I have no idea why you are asking this unless you didn't see the comment that prompted my reply
@@willdabeast567 see my reply to @Me Here
"This is the ultimate portable safe!"
The Lock-Picking Lawyer chugging a Red Bull: We'll see about that bucko
SafeGo: Introducing the ultimate portable safe
LPL: Hold my Red Bull
If that's what he sounds like after a Redbull, the guy is a monk.
Companies should hire this guy to product test their safes to make sure they are actually making a good product!
Next up: Impregnable Bank Vaults, Inc.
Opened with: A stern reprimand
“The Ultimate Impractical Purse”.
I feel like Gucci is missing an opportunity.
"The ultimate portable safe"
"... carry with you at all times, we aren't responsible for the ultimate safes inability to safeguard any items"
So, it's a plastic handbag with a complicated snaplock?
Which by its very design makes it less secure than a standard purse. Since you have the different thing, you become the target. Leavd this unattended for even a moment and its gone.
@@Taolan8472 even most purses come with zippers and they're better than this thing
Always has been
A "fancy looking" handbag.
Gotta love their honesty
Well this video just blew the SafeGo out of the water. There goes SafeGo's selling point. Nice work. Thanks. 👍🏽🙂.
Manufacturers: “Given adequate time”
LPL: *enters the chat*
Manufacturers: *nervous sweating*
LPL: *3 minute long video*
Manufacturers: *nervous sweating intensifies*
LPL: *doesn’t even start picking the lock until 2 minutes into the video*
Manufacturers: *intense nervous sweating intensifies*
LPL: *uses a literal red bull can*
Manufacturers: *dies of severe dehydration due to intensity of sweating*
schtipadoo ohhh sorry big man.
@schtipadoo who asked
Hahahahahaa
schtipadoo if it’s not funny why comment??? don’t you think no one cares that you didn’t laugh?
is good!
"The SAFEGO™ container provides a great deal of security when properly used."
So "proper usage" entails, what, planting a dozen empty ones around the place as decoys?
Only if you can hold them all at the same time. :P
Pretty sure proper use means getting something better for less money
Nah, just place it inside an actual safe.
@@ABaumstumpf so LPL would need a red bull and a paper clip and maybe 2 more minutes?
@@timothyneiswander3151 Maybe put the "ultimate portable safe" into Fort Knox will help?
Plot twist, he's always been on the other side of the table, lying to us every time about not being able to see the combination change.
As always, the consummate professional. TU! For the normalcy, the integrity and plain common sense...
Meanwhile, the manufacturer is like "well, at least he didn't use a spoon".
atleast he didn't just crush it open with bear hands
@@thedarkdragon1437
Where would he get bear hands? And why would the bear let him have them? Wouldn't it be easier to use his bare hands?
@@JohnLeePettimoreIII well. i'm sure Misha will lend his hands just to get some peace and quiet from Masha lol
"The can that Red Bull and I made."
maybe.. "the tool that red bull and I made"? because he really didn't make the can..
@@georgplaz It was a joke, Georg.
@@ivanmac89 or was a joke, but the wording is off. It has to be "the tool redbull and i made"
@Han Boetes I know it was a joke. I just suggested another version of the joke, so no woosh
The effort put into the disclaimer card deserves credit.
Isn’t a “portable safe” an oxymoron?
No, it's a pleonasm, what makes it safe is the fact that you have it, a redundancy, like "wet water". An oxymoron is a contradiction, like "cold fire".
@@jongarzamx word of the day: pleonasm
Thank you kind sir
@Robert Mugabe While true,oxymorons rely more on direct contradiction rather than inferred meanings."Unsafe safe" would be a fitting oxymoron in this scenario.
"The Ultimate portable safe" opened by: "The Ultimate drinkable Lockpick"
Yeet
You drink aluminum can 🤮
@@shirai9563 every real man does. It's true, Escanor told me so
@@shirai9563 yes
@@shirai9563 how else are you supposed to flex on people?
You know another companies reputation is gonna be destroyed when you hear "hello, this is the lock picking lawyer"
Any lock that lasts more than one minute with him is a lock worth buying.
@@toydotgame LPL seems to have a mostly positive opinion on ABUS products.
Thank you you help me still my neighbors bike 😁
safe companies must love this guy
LpL: *looks at any kind of security mechanism*
LpL: I know everything about this, i know how it works, why it doesnt work, i know everything about the people whi made it and i am going to humiliate them by bypassing their security with:
*scrambles in his pocket*
this shit, whatever it is.
That was fun
Niiice
John Wick: "Hey bro I got this pencil... do you need it for something?"
@@stevemc01 John Wick enters the chat.
@@stevemc01 LPL: "Na bro I got a redbull can"
"It's safe as long as I'm holding on this box"
That safe has the same security level with my pockets.
It’s a bit more
@@catchara1496 3* bit
@@catchara1496 pretty sure it's harder to just grab something from someone's pocket than in the hand. Unless maybe you store the safe inside a bag, which is the same since they thief just grab your whole bag anyway.
My pockets are a lot more secure than this, they’re guarded by a human via skin contact.
@@timehunter9467 have you heard of pickpocketing? Skilled people know how to make you not even realize they just took your stuff from your pocket
"The ultimate portable safe."
The lock picking lawyer: exists
The people that made the safe: "you weren't supposed to do that"
Safe: I fear no man, but that thing
**Sees red bull can**
Safe: It scares me
its a 3 digit lock, a toddler can break into that "with enough time"
To be fair, with perfect engineering (as in the lock itself gives no hints to the combination, which was what was exploited in this video) it would require 1000 attempts to break a 3 digit lock in the worst case scenario. Yes this is do-able, but not particularly ideal for robber trying to break the code within an hour (you can brute force any combination lock “with enough time”, it’s just the time grows exponentially). Granted, like we can see, there are usually much faster ways to obsolete/bypass this security (it could have been 20 digits, which has 10^20 possible choices, yet still completely useless given this method).
@@cameronmyron5776 its a 3 digit code... i can do it in 10min...
@@FromHJH Yeah, I didn’t realize how fast one could try 1000 combinations (for example, say you could do one combination a second, that would be ~17 min). There is still the fact you would need to sit there and test combinations for over 10 min.
@@cameronmyron5776 you can alway get lucky if the combination is within the middle or lower number or the higher number depend on luck too if you start from 000 and the combination happen to be 234 you done in 3min+
@@FromHJH That is true, but using the worse case scenario would seem like the smarter option for someone doing this in a high risk situation (if someone knows they have 10 min and the average case was 9 min but the worst case was 18 min, they probably shouldn’t take the risk). The average case time would be exactly half of the worse case (assuming combinations follow a uniform distribution, which they definitely don’t. Knowing this bias makes the time shorter, but having false information makes the time longer).
"The portable safe! Now the thieves can crack the code from the safety of their hideout!"
Its made out of palstic. One punch with a brick would do just fine
You have made me very secure conscious watching your Vids
we should have a channel like this for every product being sold in the market.
This guy could've used literally any other can, but chose Red Bull for continuity. Respect.
"someone with the right tools and an adequate amount of time" Or...you know, garbage and about 30 seconds.
Or faster with a big rock
They never said trash doesn't qualify as the right tools sooo
He spent days researching,studying and trying before making this 30 seconds illusion...
@@gs-nq6mw I'm really curious about your definition of illusion...
@@jana7359 Smells like a thickheaded idiot who wont back up their belief by buying the safe and trying it out themselves from @g s
*Serious question here*: once he had the combination at 707, how did he know to rotate the wheels an additional three notches? Just intuition or inspection of the mechanism?
Would like to know a well
@Thomas Savage I think that has to be preparation as well, I just saw another video with a 3 digit combination lock that, after alligning the wheels just took 2 spins. besides that the lock has just 10 possible combinations after alligning the wheels over the original 1000 before alligning the wheels.
Me: Redbull makes you fly
Him: Redbull makes you rob
Safe company: We’re proud of this thing we made
Lockpicking lawyer: so today I’ll open this with an uncooked noodle and a leaf I found
He did use a twig before XD
🤣🤣🤣
"protect this safe with your life or warrenty void"
That was amazing dude !
"As long as I'm holding onto this box, the stuff inside is safe."
Haha Thank you for that, I had to pause the video I was laughing so hard.
I have been watching his video quite allot and have come to the conclusion that welding my front door is better than actual locks!
Well, if you're looking to keep others out, then you'd be right. However, you wouldn't be able to get in or out either.
Well theres been a couple locks he endorsed. Though even the best lock wont protect your home if the thief throws a brick through your kitchen window.
@@2MeterLP yeah, that's why you buy proper windows
Dönerzombie agreed. Get hurricane proof windiws
What matters isn't making your home impenetrable but making it take long enough and/or enough of a hassle that a potential thief bothers with someone else's house instead, or at least just skips yours for fear of taking long enough to get caught.
"is solely intended for the storage of items which are in your possession and control."
It's a hand bag with a decorative lock on it.
That sliver of aluminum is not the only tool you need. Most people don't have the knowledge. But now 3,064,000 more people do :-)
I got all excited seeing a video from LPL longer than 2 minutes!
Yes, I’d love a video on the history of certain types of locks or something.
Locks are as old as society
*safe is made of plastic*
Magneto: They’ve learned.
That was a needed laugh 😂 🤘 🖤
If it was made of wood, he would have an existential crisis
🤣🤣🤣
?
Wolverine: "Bub, hold my beer. This won't take a second."
I feel like there should be icons on the right hand side: "Can be defeated by three blows of a hammer." "Can be opened with a sliver of a can." "Fine, but if you have the pick I made with Bosnian Bill, then it's trivial."
When he was spinning the dials, the sound being made reminded me of Emmet Otter's Jug-Band Christmas.
Yale locks on houses was always an easy one for a can of some description! Slide in round the door n push! Takes about 30seconds, used to constantly lock the keys in the old house n guaranteed there would be a beer can somewhere lol
“If I let go of it, all bets are off”🤣
"Hey LPL how do you want your eggs?"
"just give em a good scraaaamble"
mfw 3 minutes after being served, LPL hands the waiter two raw eggs. 😲
The ingenious design of the aluminum Beverage can
Him saying "violate" just... cracks me up.