So This is Basically Pokemon

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  • Shoutout to the best pokemon, Alolan Dugtrio.
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    GERMAN DUB - • Im Grunde ist das Pokémon
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  • @JelloApocalypse
    @JelloApocalypse  Před 11 měsíci +85

    JOIN THE PATREON TO KEEP IT COOOOOOL 😎www.patreon.com/jelloapocalypse

  • @Quincy35191
    @Quincy35191 Před 7 lety +3558

    Afraid of the dark?... punch it...

  • @bellalikestoanimate1300
    @bellalikestoanimate1300 Před 4 lety +10890

    “No you can’t skip this tutorial”
    I felt that

  • @seboostjuice1049
    @seboostjuice1049 Před 4 lety +2667

    “If you hit a bird with a brick, it’ll stop moving”
    Isn’t that the same for all types with heads?

    • @hunterngavinmom
      @hunterngavinmom Před 4 lety +54

      Another win for kickmonlee

    • @CoolerMike
      @CoolerMike Před 3 lety +37

      If there is a rock in your path, absorb it like a sponge

    • @nonyabuisness3560
      @nonyabuisness3560 Před 3 lety +8

      if i hit you with a brick, will you stop moving? :thinking:
      (no im not serious)

    • @CoolerMike
      @CoolerMike Před 3 lety +6

      If there's a bush in your way, grab a flamethrower and burn it down

    • @ryleeyong9304
      @ryleeyong9304 Před 3 lety +15

      Use a stone stone to evolve evee into a ghost type

  • @cy3504
    @cy3504 Před 4 lety +2323

    "Scared of the dark? Punch It!"
    *This advice was more helpul than my therapist's*

    • @walkingfortress9698
      @walkingfortress9698 Před 3 lety +13

      haha

    • @hazukichanx408
      @hazukichanx408 Před 3 lety +29

      It also applies to Kingdom Hearts. Well, after you get your Key-knuckles, obviously. which still makes at least as much sense as a key that is also a sword.

    • @ttahadrianex
      @ttahadrianex Před 3 lety +3

      Hazukichan X XD

    • @autotune1835
      @autotune1835 Před 2 lety +2

      😂😂😂😂

    • @bjwill9047
      @bjwill9047 Před 2 lety +7

      @@autotune1835 to be fair it makes sense. The first natural instinct in the dark is to try and throw fists at whatever’s there.

  • @larsssssssssssss
    @larsssssssssssss Před 4 lety +5817

    “Don’t worry you can be a breeding slave “
    I died

    • @DGneoseeker1
      @DGneoseeker1 Před 4 lety +57

      Well at least I'm fairly confident Diglett and its evolutions would enjoy this.

    • @logicalwren2326
      @logicalwren2326 Před 4 lety +31

      *Stares at shoes*
      Yes

    • @ciaranpatrick6859
      @ciaranpatrick6859 Před 4 lety +32

      Lara _LM now you can use nature mints to forcefully change its emotions. Yay?

    • @birdomurdo
      @birdomurdo Před 4 lety +18

      Don’t forget you can forcefully evolve a Pokémon by giving it a Candy.

    • @antonymilne1346
      @antonymilne1346 Před 4 lety +6

      I do that will Dittos and I kinda feel bad for it

  • @meowmix3053
    @meowmix3053 Před 4 lety +5280

    A character in Pokémon is actually named mustard now

  • @OneWingedNatu64
    @OneWingedNatu64 Před rokem +390

    I cannot take the lady with the weird boots in Scarlet/Violet seriously because every time I see her I'm just like "we are one step (no pun intended) closer to Team Pants"

    • @TheReaverOfDarkness
      @TheReaverOfDarkness Před rokem +15

      It was never a prediction. Pokémon games have been like this all along.

    • @LittleBigPlanetian
      @LittleBigPlanetian Před rokem +26

      It's all fun and games until Mega Scrafty becomes a legitimate thing

    • @johnozzmond9728
      @johnozzmond9728 Před rokem +7

      ​@@LittleBigPlanetian Yeah, that'll never happen. Gamefreak just woke up one morning and decided they hate Megas and will just keep remixing crap gimmick mechanics regardless of what the fanbase wants

    • @justaperson4656
      @justaperson4656 Před 10 měsíci +4

      I unironically love her. She joined an art club because she loved the boots her friend hand made for her, and she wants to make something cool for him in return

    • @elnkr2603
      @elnkr2603 Před 8 měsíci

      ​@@johnozzmond9728maybe it will. they have to go back to megas if they want to remaster/remake X and Y eventually. not that that's gonna be good either, based on recent releases.

  • @Peanut_person88
    @Peanut_person88 Před 3 lety +438

    I'm not even joking when I say *"if you're scared of the dark... punch it."* Is how I remember that type matchup.

    • @descendintostanarchy
      @descendintostanarchy Před rokem +11

      Same here. And with the bonus tip of "you can't be Psychic if there's a bug on your head"

    • @ShankMugen
      @ShankMugen Před rokem +6

      @@descendintostanarchy Fighting Type is supposed to be the generic Martial Artist Protagonist from the 80s, and Dark Type is literally called "Evil" (Aku) in Japanese, which is how I remember it
      Psychics use and manipulate higher brain functions, Bugs don't have much of a brain, literally, you probably have more Neurons (Brain Cells) in your finger than most have bugs have in their brain

    • @griffinbaker3509
      @griffinbaker3509 Před rokem +1

      @@ShankMugen the way to remember the psychic type weaknesses is "Darkness, bugs, and ghosts are all common fears. Steel has no mind so it can't be affected by psychic power"

    • @kauske
      @kauske Před 9 měsíci

      @@ShankMugen The OG reasoning for Psychic weaknesses are common fears, bugs, evil and ghosts.

    • @tlst94
      @tlst94 Před 7 měsíci

      @@ShankMugen What would've changed about the gameplays if Dark was actually darkness in Japanese? And if Light Types existed to counter them? Imagine if they pulled a Kingdom Hearts in Light VS Darkness.

  • @brybryb6845
    @brybryb6845 Před 5 lety +6005

    Not going to lie the “if you’re afraid of the dark punch it” helps me remember that fighting beats dark

    • @OnCuzImBored
      @OnCuzImBored Před 5 lety +252

      Computer doesn't work? PUNCH IT
      Wrong ice cream flavor? PUNCH IT
      Boss won't give you a raise? PUNCH IT
      (fighting is such a weird type and this video has done wonders in helping me remember that nonsense XD)

    • @zema9401
      @zema9401 Před 5 lety +169

      In Japan the Dark Type is called Evil Type.
      Fighting the Evil is good, got it?

    • @enanan4
      @enanan4 Před 5 lety +26

      @@zema9401 yep makes sense

    • @nargarex2390
      @nargarex2390 Před 5 lety +9

      @@OnCuzImBored Dark type = mischief = character with "DEF

    • @OnCuzImBored
      @OnCuzImBored Před 5 lety +4

      @@nargarex2390 *aggravated noises* but isn't steel type the exact opposite, with def>att?

  • @yaboicloroxbleach2671
    @yaboicloroxbleach2671 Před 7 lety +4743

    "Afraid of the, Dark? ... Punch it!"

    • @arman1313
      @arman1313 Před 7 lety +90

      YA BOI Clorox Bleach
      "You can't be a phychic in the dark!"
      "We all know that little ass fairies make big ass dragons cry!"
      "You can't hit ghosts, and ghosts can't hit you!"

    • @kylepark6730
      @kylepark6730 Před 7 lety +8

      YA BOI Clorox Bleach YO DATS RIGHT!!!

    • @omotorera
      @omotorera Před 7 lety +4

      yass

    • @iwontgetinthebag2809
      @iwontgetinthebag2809 Před 7 lety +34

      YOU CAN'T USE PHYSIC ABILITIES IF YOUR POSSESED

    • @Whatever-pb2dy
      @Whatever-pb2dy Před 7 lety +2

      I Won't Get In The Bag that's simple!.....punch yourself

  • @alishac5540
    @alishac5540 Před 4 lety +452

    "I'm gonna teach you how to catch Pokémon! No you can't skip this tutorial"
    "There's a gym for every type EXCEPT DARK"
    "Oh nooooo it's a tiny buuuuush! Better go back into town and change a party member!"
    The developers of Sword and Shield clearly watched this video.
    EDIT: Okay, so now that Crown Tundra is out, something else I've noticed is that the Regi line used to be completely weak to Fighting type moves. (In the words of the Professor, if it's a Regi, punch it.) But now that Regieleki and Regidrago exist, you can no longer just punch the Regis and win. This video is freaking prophetic.

  • @fullmetaltheorist
    @fullmetaltheorist Před 3 lety +621

    "Grass absorbs water" Ok
    "If you hit a bird with a brick it stops moving" What
    *"Afraid of the dark? Punch it"* Excuse me what?

    • @ooeygooeygoodra3068
      @ooeygooeygoodra3068 Před 3 lety +21

      Dark type in Japan is called Evil type

    • @miguellorenzomalabed3754
      @miguellorenzomalabed3754 Před 3 lety +20

      @@ooeygooeygoodra3068 Ah yes. All Evil quake in fear for I now know your weakness. Punches and Kicks!

    • @axaturdoor7553
      @axaturdoor7553 Před 2 lety +14

      I’ve always wondered why there isn’t a ‘light’ based type if dark exists. I know it makes sense in Japan that Fairy is strong against Dark/Evil but I can’t stop thinking that the opposite of dark isn’t a type itself.

    • @SobiTheRobot
      @SobiTheRobot Před 2 lety +9

      Dark types are scrappy, underhanded fighters, but fighting types have actual martial arts and tend to be more heroic.

    • @Shadow-ck6ce
      @Shadow-ck6ce Před 2 lety +2

      What would lights weakness be?

  • @g-rated3514
    @g-rated3514 Před 7 lety +2929

    I stopped playing after versions Mayonnaise and Jam. Can't beat the classics

    • @oneish7454
      @oneish7454 Před 7 lety +122

      G-Rated FACK YOU, SALT AND PEPPER WERE TGE BEST

    • @dorf7219
      @dorf7219 Před 7 lety +109

      I personally liked pokemon burger and fries

    • @axlorg89
      @axlorg89 Před 7 lety +46

      *raises hand while adjusting glasses* AHEM, It's obvious that the best versions were Peanut Butter and Jelly, the grape version of course(screw the strawberry jam you strawtards), were better

    • @jagossone
      @jagossone Před 7 lety +37

      are you guys fckin mental? pokemon oregano was the shit! it had everything pokemon butter didnt have!

    • @Andrews13channel
      @Andrews13channel Před 7 lety +45

      Dannie Abdulahad Yeah, but OBVIOUSLY Pokemon Pepper had all the spice the other versions were lacking

  • @cataclyx
    @cataclyx Před 4 lety +5902

    Just came back here to say that we now have a character named Mustard. First a dark type gym leader, and now a character based on condiments. Jello’s prophecies are unfolding before our very eyes.

    • @nikki-yq8lv
      @nikki-yq8lv Před 4 lety +29

      Cataclyx Carlos whos the character based on a condiment?

    • @blarg2429
      @blarg2429 Před 4 lety +75

      @@nikki-yq8lv Mustard.

    • @Roy93253
      @Roy93253 Před 4 lety +18

      true dat and if he as a bro called ketchup it will be funny

    • @angelofbagels
      @angelofbagels Před 4 lety +14

      Theres also a pokemon named scrafty, just sayin

    • @blarg2429
      @blarg2429 Před 4 lety +74

      @@angelofbagels Scrafty was already a thing when this video was made. It's there because it's the Pokemon that wears pants.

  • @Buttclinger
    @Buttclinger Před 4 lety +104

    "If you hit a bird with a brick, it'll stop moving!"
    P.E.T.A. : *Hold my dying animal.*

  • @fullmetaltheorist
    @fullmetaltheorist Před 3 lety +101

    *"Learn more about racism at your local library"*
    Lmfao

  • @JelloApocalypse
    @JelloApocalypse  Před 4 lety +11638

    They finally made a dark type gym. I can't belief Piers single-handedly ended racism.

  • @JetSetDman
    @JetSetDman Před 7 lety +6671

    "If you hit a bird with a brick, it'll stop moving"
    -JelloApocalypse, 2016

    • @D3LTATRAX
      @D3LTATRAX Před 7 lety +86

      "Hooray! A dire hit! Yaaaay!"
      -Joseph Stalin, 2012

    • @curiousauthor9827
      @curiousauthor9827 Před 7 lety +176

      "Afraid of the dark? Punch it!"
      ~JelloApocalypse, 2016

    • @Bo1ltzic
      @Bo1ltzic Před 7 lety +45

      "Shout out to the best Pokémon, Probopass. Keepin' it real since 1999."
      - JelloApocalypse, 2016

    • @moira5757
      @moira5757 Před 7 lety +3

      TakeOverCraft Gaming Vids! That's the best part

    • @Bo1ltzic
      @Bo1ltzic Před 7 lety +1

      Shark jesus Tru dat.

  • @aurorajof9857
    @aurorajof9857 Před 2 lety +23

    "The right EVs, IVs and Eevees"
    Honestly, that line always gets a giggle out of me, especially with the cute drawing of Eevee

  • @n0kidneys
    @n0kidneys Před 3 lety +50

    It's been years and "afraid of the dark? punch it" has still been etched into my mind. Thanks, Professor Tree!

  • @kurtmill9080
    @kurtmill9080 Před 5 lety +3514

    The female grunts of Team Pants have no pockets.

    • @crystalanimates1870
      @crystalanimates1870 Před 4 lety +188

      I feel her pain...

    • @abowlofguacamole8558
      @abowlofguacamole8558 Před 4 lety +31

      @@crystalanimates1870 buy pants with pockets: that's a hint

    • @crystalanimates1870
      @crystalanimates1870 Před 4 lety +129

      *sigh* I mean that most 'girl' pants have fake pockets, so I felt her pain, I HATE having no pockets...

    • @Fehzor
      @Fehzor Před 4 lety +41

      Well they're not called team pockets. Dumbass.

    • @RickFoxChicken
      @RickFoxChicken Před 4 lety +6

      Underrated comment alert

  • @RinGoGuntheR
    @RinGoGuntheR Před 7 lety +3539

    Instructions weren't clear enough...
    Punched my boss, didn't get raise...
    Got fired.

    • @notnotnotjet
      @notnotnotjet Před 7 lety +34

      ;-;

    • @ThexDynastxQueen
      @ThexDynastxQueen Před 7 lety +237

      _"Got fired."_
      Just use water and GET BACK IN THERE!

    • @JaneDoe-gu5sb
      @JaneDoe-gu5sb Před 7 lety +7

      This is from Takeshi's challenge, isn't it?

    • @Zetta330
      @Zetta330 Před 7 lety +3

      Ringo Gunther racist. #BlackLivesMatter
      (this is sarcasm don't kill me)

    • @RinGoGuntheR
      @RinGoGuntheR Před 7 lety +12

      It's 2016... I'd get offended if nobody got offended with my comment
      (Sarcasm too mate)

  • @roycohen3054
    @roycohen3054 Před rokem +21

    It's been 5 years and I'm still looking forward to living in a world that is comfy and easy to wear

  • @coopperfect3749
    @coopperfect3749 Před 4 lety +97

    Since he made “So This is Basically Pokemon” i think that he should do “So This is Basically Every episode of Pokemon”

  • @bluefirelight8701
    @bluefirelight8701 Před 4 lety +5630

    “There’s a gym for every type except dark”
    *_Piers has entered the chat_*

    • @S1lent_Thunder
      @S1lent_Thunder Před 4 lety +43

      what about pokemon brick bromze

    • @bluefirelight8701
      @bluefirelight8701 Před 4 lety +125

      pro gamingHQ yea Pokémon brick bronze isn’t a real Pokémon game, it’s a fanmade Pokémon game that was taken down for copyright

    • @MistaBobs
      @MistaBobs Před 4 lety +91

      He's talking about brick bromze not brick bronze

    • @esmereldasnickles8056
      @esmereldasnickles8056 Před 4 lety +14

      @@MistaBobs 🤣

    • @esmereldasnickles8056
      @esmereldasnickles8056 Před 4 lety +13

      @@bluefirelight8701 it was a roblox game too

  • @cheems5431
    @cheems5431 Před 5 lety +3968

    *"Oh No It'S A TiNy bUsH"*

  • @birbimemesyt7071
    @birbimemesyt7071 Před 3 lety +163

    “Don’t worry.”
    “You can be my *bReEdInG* *sLaVe* .”
    Hah, relatable...

    • @softtoast5854
      @softtoast5854 Před 3 lety +6

      I don't recommend this, people don't like it when you ask them to be slaves

    • @Sncyuki
      @Sncyuki Před 3 lety +4

      @@softtoast5854 chill its really just a joke

    • @softtoast5854
      @softtoast5854 Před 3 lety +3

      @@Sncyukithat was joking tho •_•

    • @RiahGreen
      @RiahGreen Před 3 lety +4

      Relatable..... uhh... you doing ok? need the fbi?

    • @jvmeel7454
      @jvmeel7454 Před 2 lety +2

      Blink twice to show that you're ok

  • @Nintendrone42
    @Nintendrone42 Před 7 lety +1927

    Tough fighter? Throw pixie dust at it!
    Evil darkness? Throw pixie dust at it!
    Dragon? Throw pixie dust at it!

    • @hwanniggles187
      @hwanniggles187 Před 7 lety +71

      Riley Long tinker bell? Throw a spoon at it

    • @aceelle6557
      @aceelle6557 Před 7 lety +40

      Friend's Yvetal is too OP? Throw some more pixie dust at it! In fact, bring a whole invenory full of it!

    • @chavotmc
      @chavotmc Před 7 lety

      Riley Long 9imzozt8zxx2340qjZJZNZZ B.LQQ
      Y

    • @schloob
      @schloob Před 7 lety +52

      Trouble with the ground? Get it wet! It sure won't like that!

    • @sterlingmuse5808
      @sterlingmuse5808 Před 7 lety +4

      You know, the Fairy type actually makes a lot of sense compared to some of the others, especially if you consider that fairies were pretty much just slightly cuter monsters... Strike that. Some of them were just ugly monsters, too.
      Makes way more sense than Flying beating Fighting or Bug

  • @waddler2578
    @waddler2578 Před 4 lety +2709

    “I A M G O N N A Y O U A S K W H A T Y O U R G E N D E R I S”
    -Professer Tree [insert year here]

  • @fullmetaltheorist
    @fullmetaltheorist Před 3 lety +72

    *"Every once in a while pokémon takes a break from brutal dog fights to remind you that it's all about friendship"* Damn you didn't have to say that.

  • @cbastpiannalitnab1380
    @cbastpiannalitnab1380 Před 4 lety +20

    the way you said
    “Except dark”
    hit me harder than a bullet

  • @KrashHash
    @KrashHash Před 7 lety +1055

    I want "So This Is Basically JelloApocalypse"!

    • @dorf7219
      @dorf7219 Před 7 lety +29

      That needs to be a thing next april fools

    • @mathieuleader8601
      @mathieuleader8601 Před 7 lety

      Jelousy

    • @ashb712
      @ashb712 Před 7 lety +1

      KrashHash didnt they kinda do that already with youtube comments in a nutshell?

    • @MasonYourFace
      @MasonYourFace Před 7 lety +4

      my friend TheApoke already made that :D

    • @mathieuleader8601
      @mathieuleader8601 Před 7 lety

      TorpedoToons
      Link please?

  • @Shaymin00000
    @Shaymin00000 Před 7 lety +3962

    Join me, and together we will make a world that's _comfy and easy to wear_

    • @NightClubSamurai
      @NightClubSamurai Před 7 lety +133

      you are the youngster from gen 1 who stood outside pewter city aren't you

    • @tacticalbondsh
      @tacticalbondsh Před 7 lety +90

      I knew that son of a bitch was up to no good

    • @brog4037
      @brog4037 Před 7 lety +16

      HAND-HANDED PHILOSOPHY!

    • @wilhelm3038
      @wilhelm3038 Před 7 lety +7

      +Silver The Riolu what about shorts version? shortant can be better then pantrip!

    • @WatchMeSayStuff
      @WatchMeSayStuff Před 7 lety +7

      "Ham handed" philosophy

  • @nuggetisanalias3604
    @nuggetisanalias3604 Před 3 lety +13

    1:08 I can't believe this man single handedly ended Nyctophobia.

  • @lovaniagengar7941
    @lovaniagengar7941 Před 4 lety +60

    "No you cannot skip this tutorial"
    Well that didn't age well.

    • @pain3236
      @pain3236 Před 4 lety +2

      Pokemon crystal.

    • @timwoods2852
      @timwoods2852 Před 3 lety

      Leon might not know up from down, but he knows when you have more than one Pokemon!

  • @hamishwoodland7424
    @hamishwoodland7424 Před 7 lety +4988

    "Afraid of the dark?.... Punch it"
    I spat my drink out over my keyboard.

    • @JackieTheVampire
      @JackieTheVampire Před 7 lety +62

      Hamish Woodland oh no is your computer ok

    • @sinseer4997
      @sinseer4997 Před 7 lety +32

      Jackie F. Quick! Call tech support!

    • @lucariomastergamer7341
      @lucariomastergamer7341 Před 7 lety +34

      Hamish Woodland just punch everything except for flying types and u win the game

    • @rachel7196
      @rachel7196 Před 7 lety

      Hamish Woodland Nice m8 ;)

    • @zen.3279
      @zen.3279 Před 7 lety +18

      Ben Irving, don't punch ghosts or psychics either. Other than that, PUNCH EVERYTHING!

  • @monkeknight2845
    @monkeknight2845 Před 5 lety +1368

    AND NO YOU CAN'T SKIP THIS TUTORIAL.

    • @bagelsaber
      @bagelsaber Před 5 lety +17

      Damn it!

    • @noyabuss364
      @noyabuss364 Před 4 lety +1

      👨🔫

    • @chilledcactus
      @chilledcactus Před 4 lety +6

      The worst part is that in Gen 1, the tutorial was completely optional. Not any more though. Now it's always there to waste time.

    • @youcutebro3168
      @youcutebro3168 Před 4 lety

      🖕

    • @Nolascana
      @Nolascana Před 4 lety

      Gen 1 being optional?
      I always remember him stopping you and making you talk to him the first time to have to sit through the catch tutorial.
      You could opt to not rewatch then fight missingo.
      Leon isnt as completely dumb as a box of rocks and you get tutorial as needed. Other tutorials you can opt out of.
      Not sure which gen FINALLY introduced that, Oak asks in one intro if youve played before if i remember right.

  • @randomdawolf1239
    @randomdawolf1239 Před 4 lety +9

    “Afraid of the dark?.... punch it.”

  • @CatMuto
    @CatMuto Před 3 lety +29

    0:26 - Thank god for Sword/Shield, where you *can* skip it. FINALLY! Only took them, like, 20+ years to figure out how to do that.
    By the way, where's the part about the game being about your road to being the Champion-Oops, wait, no, we gotta stop your journey to go talk and fight these villains that are pretty much pointless, so, yay, more time-wasting.

  • @BlueAversion
    @BlueAversion Před 7 lety +1326

    This video was far funnier than it should have been. Lol

  • @gusrubio489
    @gusrubio489 Před 6 lety +1910

    Isn't it ironic that the moon Pokemon is weak to dark and the sun Pokemon is weak to fire.

    • @TheAngriestReptileAlive
      @TheAngriestReptileAlive Před 5 lety +137

      Solgaleo weak to fire makes sense if you get alchemy and how the fable of the lion that ate the sun, but yes the irony is real.

    • @mirandatagliamonte9754
      @mirandatagliamonte9754 Před 5 lety +27

      It is so VERY ironic

    • @gusrubio489
      @gusrubio489 Před 5 lety +5

      Don't worry, you're not.

    • @TheMbmdcrew
      @TheMbmdcrew Před 5 lety +48

      The Dark-type doesn't actually represent darkness, it represents evil. In fact, the Dark-type is called the Evil-type in Japan. As a result, Lunala being weak to Dark is not as ironic as you might think.
      Additionally, Solgaleo and Lunala are not actually the sun and moon themselves, but rather extremely powerful aliens that Alolans have just associated with the sun and moon.

    • @untitledtuber6475
      @untitledtuber6475 Před 5 lety +26

      and there is already a moon and sun pokemon solrock and lunatone

  • @pixelraza21
    @pixelraza21 Před 4 lety +38

    “There’s a gym for every type except dark!”
    Me: *thinks about Pokémon brick bronze which had a dark type Pokémon gym*
    Me:*cries*

    • @donovanjoseph737
      @donovanjoseph737 Před 4 lety +9

      I miss that game for real

    • @Hmmm777
      @Hmmm777 Před 3 lety +9

      I love how there is a comment talking about PBB lol

    • @justafan9206
      @justafan9206 Před 2 lety

      Erm... Did insurgance have a dark gym? I mean, in a fan game with mega Eevee and MissingNo., why not?

  • @maxalmonte14
    @maxalmonte14 Před 9 měsíci +4

    This was made 6 years ago and feels so real even today...

  • @fakemoncreation4898
    @fakemoncreation4898 Před 7 lety +842

    Just because of this I now want to punch the dark.

  • @luluzin5022
    @luluzin5022 Před 6 lety +2212

    They should make the Professor the villain one of these days. Have him be a sociopathic bastard who manipulated you from the beginning so you would catch the Legendary Pokémon, and then he would steal it from you. You know, for the sake of a less predictable villain.

    • @macrohard_speech9275
      @macrohard_speech9275 Před 6 lety +77

      Illuminati : stay right there

    • @Hsjwnrnslalwmfns
      @Hsjwnrnslalwmfns Před 6 lety +57

      Game Freak, are you there?

    • @Matanumi
      @Matanumi Před 6 lety +23

      wasnt the last prof a champion? makes more sense if he was a champion or leader

    • @sarrynight
      @sarrynight Před 6 lety +85

      Y e s. That would be a m a z i ng if we had a less predictable villain. Maybe the villain could be the opposite gender of which you picked? Or maybe it’s your mom lol.

    • @thetruegamer194
      @thetruegamer194 Před 6 lety +9

      Blu Spikes so do what ghetsis basically did to n except with theavery instead of manipulation

  • @KittyLitterYT
    @KittyLitterYT Před 2 lety +8

    "You gotta buy it, cause this one has ALL the pokemon in it"
    That aged well.

  • @thestarsystem8144
    @thestarsystem8144 Před 2 lety +3

    “Afraid of the dark? Punch it” has helped me so many times when I’m fighting, thanks

  • @strangepoyo1201
    @strangepoyo1201 Před 6 lety +2248

    1:46 you forgot to point out that if you bought the mustard version he will have mustard on his pants instead
    OOoOOOOO

    • @Kasei87
      @Kasei87 Před 5 lety +75

      And a red shirt.

    • @mirandatagliamonte9754
      @mirandatagliamonte9754 Před 5 lety +24

      I just imagined that read in Jello’s So This Is Basically voice, and it’s hilarious.

    • @mirandatagliamonte9754
      @mirandatagliamonte9754 Před 5 lety +14

      Specifically, I imagined the OOoOOOOO like the “OOOOOH the race is on!” from So This Is Basically Gravity Falls.

    • @kaytiemiller3224
      @kaytiemiller3224 Před 5 lety +5

      And a yellow tie

    • @yaboichase147
      @yaboichase147 Před 5 lety +10

      And in the horseradish version his beard is gonna be WHITE

  • @HamLiker
    @HamLiker Před 4 lety +1331

    Here are some other Professor Pointers
    -Don’t like dragons? *M A G I C*
    -You can kill bugs with basically anything.
    -Turn off the lights if you don’t want to have your mind read.
    -You can avoid being poisoned if you eat metal.

    • @archaicfalcon4898
      @archaicfalcon4898 Před 4 lety +118

      -Birds don’t adapt well to the cold, hence why they fly south
      -Steel melts at insanely high temperatures
      -Only ghosts can hit ghosts

    • @leafchill8821
      @leafchill8821 Před 4 lety +90

      Do you hate mining? Punch the rock

    • @mos_thoser1886
      @mos_thoser1886 Před 4 lety +49

      Well you can’t be poisoned if your dead.

    • @jcwynn4075
      @jcwynn4075 Před 4 lety +64

      "you can kill bugs with basically anything"
      Not with your fists though

    • @tomfu1616
      @tomfu1616 Před 4 lety +29

      -Only dragons can fight other salamence types

  • @aidanrobbins8723
    @aidanrobbins8723 Před rokem +4

    "Evs, Ivs, And Eevees"
    Cracked me up at the"eevees" part

  • @chunkyizanagisburden
    @chunkyizanagisburden Před 3 lety +7

    0:56 professor you're a genius

  • @fenzofrfr9746
    @fenzofrfr9746 Před 7 lety +4866

    If you hit a bird with a brick... it'll stop moving.

  • @SpongyMemeSauce
    @SpongyMemeSauce Před 6 lety +3264

    OH NO ITS A TINY BUSH

  • @mayenmayen2413
    @mayenmayen2413 Před 3 lety +2

    "Afraid of the dark?...
    ...punch it"

  • @icebringer2276
    @icebringer2276 Před 3 lety +3

    The Glitzville music in the background made it so much better

  • @Anna-tk7ui
    @Anna-tk7ui Před 5 lety +1089

    "you have to buy it because this has ALL the Pokemon in it"
    Jello predicted #bringbackNationalDex before it even was conceived.....

    • @the_og_alpha
      @the_og_alpha Před 4 lety +34

      He referenced Version Exclusives since 3rd game of a generation has all the Pokemon, but after SwSh, it makes more sense now

    • @LeBonkJordan
      @LeBonkJordan Před 4 lety +9

      @@the_og_alpha (actually Pokémon Yellow has slightly fewer obtainable Pokémon than Red and Blue (but even then you can still trade them in because they're not straight-up deleted from the game))

    • @SairinEarthsea
      @SairinEarthsea Před 4 lety +5

      @@the_og_alpha it's kind of spooky how accurate he is about the future.

    • @Wal363
      @Wal363 Před 4 lety +5

      When I didnt know about it I thought, "Like they'd ever cut them all out," and now I've probably jinxed us all

    • @aeziolu3698
      @aeziolu3698 Před 4 lety +4

      @Bungle Booce well that comment aged poorly, hello dlc
      ...where they sell all of our favorites back to us.......
      eh idc as long as ampharos is back

  • @aarontheatrics2261
    @aarontheatrics2261 Před 7 lety +442

    1:58 Best design for mega scrafty

  • @Hunterr_____
    @Hunterr_____ Před 4 lety +8

    Jello: There is a type of every gym except Dark
    Sword and Shield: Allow me to introduce myself

    • @oluftheexplorer9476
      @oluftheexplorer9476 Před 4 lety

      We don't speak of the shitty games of the franchise. Shame on you

    • @yaboichase147
      @yaboichase147 Před 4 lety +2

      Oluf The Explorer it’s not THAT bad
      It has some good Pokémon
      It has a dark type gym
      They expanded on regional Variants by giving them new evolutions
      Snom
      It brought back the jerk rival(Bede)
      It has great starters
      They gave gen 5 Pokémon more attention (3 gen 5 evolutionary lines having Galarian forms and giving some like garbodor a gigantamax form)
      And it doesn’t force you into a “how to catch a Pokémon” tutorial
      Just because it has no regional dex or it’s a bit easy,which isn’t that true it took me forever to beat Leon and the other main story battles can be tough,doesn’t mean it’s that bad of a game

  • @Chrisy45054
    @Chrisy45054 Před 3 lety +27

    "NOW, I'M GONNA USE [this game's legendary pokemon] TO DESTROY ALL [love]."
    LOL!

  • @henriquecarballoaranha9100
    @henriquecarballoaranha9100 Před 7 lety +347

    Kicks a Ghost- You get hurt
    Licks a Ghost- IT'S SUPAR EFFECTIVE!!!!!

    • @aidillfitriaidil677
      @aidillfitriaidil677 Před 7 lety +1

      ***** pokèmon

    • @PaladinNL5
      @PaladinNL5 Před 7 lety +20

      afraid of ghost
      Punch it
      as a ghost

    • @athoth8416
      @athoth8416 Před 7 lety +6

      Henrique Carballo Aranha bites
      A ghost ITS SUPAR EFECTAV

    • @Blackpinkiechan
      @Blackpinkiechan Před 7 lety +1

      Henrique Carballo Aranha your profile picture matches this comment lol

    • @superlombax1561
      @superlombax1561 Před 6 lety

      gircakes regular Jump Kick hurts too if you miss.

  • @whatgsaid
    @whatgsaid Před 5 lety +800

    “Afraid of the dark?!.... Punch it...”
    If only Nickelodeon had caught on back in the nineties.

    • @wanderlustwarrior
      @wanderlustwarrior Před 4 lety +7

      They couldn't...
      [is "puts on sunglasses" still a meme people remember?]
      FIGURE IT OUT.

    • @ised-5239
      @ised-5239 Před 4 lety +2

      that’swhat_gsaid i

  • @markusflex1193
    @markusflex1193 Před 3 lety +16

    I love how even though the professor points are a joke, the only type advantage is that fighting is good against dark

  • @breakfast908
    @breakfast908 Před 3 lety +3

    "I just wanna catch a Bulbasaur man..."
    I felt that.

  • @SuperSilver7591
    @SuperSilver7591 Před 7 lety +387

    " Yo shout out to the best Pokemon, Alolomololamo..." lol

  • @corinaradu386
    @corinaradu386 Před 7 lety +340

    OH NO ITS A TINY BUSH...........

  • @evanboesen2078
    @evanboesen2078 Před 2 lety +5

    I’m not even going to lie, playing Pokémon now I remind myself “Scared of the dark? Punch it!” To remember fighting is good on dark

  • @randompersononytig
    @randompersononytig Před 3 lety +14

    Jello: Don’t worry, you can be a breeding slave
    Ditto: *Wait that’s illegal*

  • @IamJerf
    @IamJerf Před 7 lety +373

    I've been thinking about this all wrong!! After many years of being afraid of the dark I now know what I must do!!
    *proceeds to punch darkness*

  • @thehoosher9322
    @thehoosher9322 Před 5 lety +482

    Me: Sees a tiny bush and walks around it
    The game: Wait thats illegal

    • @mayva6842
      @mayva6842 Před 4 lety +5

      The hoosher Pokémon: wait that’s illegal

  • @Hmmm777
    @Hmmm777 Před 3 lety +10

    Pokemon professor in a nutshell:
    "aRe YoU a BoY oR aRe YoU a GiRl?"
    "sO wHaT dO yOu LoOk LiKe?"

    • @xaviergonzalez44
      @xaviergonzalez44 Před 3 lety

      Luckily Pokémon gives a crap about the Professors have a role in the games.
      Except Magnolia, she gives you your dynmax band and dips

  • @NekomonYT
    @NekomonYT Před 11 měsíci +3

    Some of these have changed, but damn this is still hilarious.

  • @keysden
    @keysden Před 7 lety +74

    "JOIN ME, AND TOGETHER WE WILL MAKE A WORLD THAT IS EASY AND COMFY TO WEAR"
    My god he's reached the top percentage of rattatas

  • @mlgcolin5710
    @mlgcolin5710 Před 7 lety +392

    If you got the wrong flavor of ice-cream, punch it!
    -Jello Apocalypse 2016

  • @echelon3282
    @echelon3282 Před 3 lety +4

    Takes a break from brutal dogfights to remind you Pokémon is about friendship 😂😂😂😂

  • @samwhy76
    @samwhy76 Před rokem +1

    Those professor pointers have stuck with me for all of these years and I have never forgotten what happens to a bird when you hit it with a brick.

  • @SwaggerSonic
    @SwaggerSonic Před 5 lety +1437

    Shout out to the best Pokémon
    *Alolan Dugtrio*
    Keepin’ it real since
    *1895*

    • @crabulonbestgirl9130
      @crabulonbestgirl9130 Před 5 lety +59

      Shout out to best pokemon, dunsparce. Keepin' it real since 3000 BC

    • @ashleyalexander-dash8774
      @ashleyalexander-dash8774 Před 5 lety +28

      shout out to the best Pokemon, Luvdisc. keepin' it real since 1,000,000 BC

    • @TinaKidd
      @TinaKidd Před 5 lety +12

      Nintendo was making cards then.

    • @ivanthegreat2.070
      @ivanthegreat2.070 Před 5 lety +29

      Shout out to the best Pokemon, arceus keeping it real since 13,800,000,000 B.C.

    • @michaelkowal3230
      @michaelkowal3230 Před 5 lety +19

      shout out to the best pokemon
      *volbeat*
      keepin' it real since 1842

  • @DerpADuhThatsMe
    @DerpADuhThatsMe Před 7 lety +587

    Team Pants is Hiding Team Rocket... Uh-... Somewhere...

  • @ItsTheBoombox
    @ItsTheBoombox Před rokem +1

    The dark punching has been stuck in my head and has helped me remember the type matchup

  • @sunshiis
    @sunshiis Před 7 lety +3263

    I want a world that is comfy and easy to wear

    • @namingisdifficult408
      @namingisdifficult408 Před 6 lety +12

      Sunshine The Shiny Leafeon sames

    • @someperson5265
      @someperson5265 Před 6 lety +51

      Sunshine The Shiny Leafeon+ THEY MAD FUN OF MY SHORTS, BUT WHOSE LAUGHING NOW?! AHAHAHAHA!!!!! JOIN ME, AND TOGETHER WE SHALL CREATE A WORLD THAT IS COMFY AND EASY TO WEAR, AHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

    • @Dylan-zy5fk
      @Dylan-zy5fk Před 6 lety

      Sunshine The Shiny Leafeon haha

    • @yeetmcgeet9787
      @yeetmcgeet9787 Před 6 lety +13

      Team Pants vs. Team Shorts

    • @an_annoying_cat
      @an_annoying_cat Před 6 lety

      Sunshine The Shiny Leafeon yay

  • @HellishSpoon
    @HellishSpoon Před 6 lety +2528

    Team pants did nothing wrong
    No really
    They didn't really do any thing.

    • @redpikmin5222
      @redpikmin5222 Před 6 lety +121

      Ya they did, they wore pants. It's comfy and easy to wear.

    • @awesomeness1122
      @awesomeness1122 Před 6 lety +41

      Listen there is a guy taking a nap in front of the entrance to the next town and he won't wake up until you kill team pants so really you don't have a choice unless your willing to give up your dream of finishing a Pokemon game.

    • @myersproductionsstudios4749
      @myersproductionsstudios4749 Před 6 lety +9

      no, they did. they made the world to comfey and easy to wear... (get it)

    • @takkomonster126
      @takkomonster126 Před 6 lety +4

      Yeah they did they pinched me

    • @Loaf_Ov_Bread
      @Loaf_Ov_Bread Před 6 lety +16

      It SEAMS like they didn't. I'll see my way out.

  • @charborg5237
    @charborg5237 Před 10 měsíci +1

    God i havent seen this since 2018 and to have it pop up in my recommendation I completely forgot about how funny this was and all my memories of gen 7 came back

  • @itsnuts.9248
    @itsnuts.9248 Před 3 lety +3

    "No you can't skip this tutorial"
    *Insta PTSD*

  • @Jomander
    @Jomander Před 7 lety +951

    This is stupid. Pokemon didn't come out in 1963. It obviously came out in 1964 because it was on the Nintendo 64. Duh. Everybody knows that one.

    • @jagossone
      @jagossone Před 7 lety +70

      have you ever heard of mario 63? its obvious that pokemon started with it. so 1963 is correct. know your facts dumbass.

    • @BeanutPutter01
      @BeanutPutter01 Před 7 lety +46

      Jomander Dude. It came out in 1912. Pokémon was titanic when it first came out.

    • @andrewkful
      @andrewkful Před 7 lety +7

      It's a joke.

    • @WilliamBrayton
      @WilliamBrayton Před 7 lety +1

      No shit.

    • @PandFPinky
      @PandFPinky Před 7 lety

      Of course

  • @360noscopekid8
    @360noscopekid8 Před 6 lety +354

    No You Can't Skip This Tutorial.

    • @DaveyTheDuckGaming
      @DaveyTheDuckGaming Před 6 lety +6

      So relatable

    • @bruh1800
      @bruh1800 Před 6 lety +3

      This tutorial is miiiiinnnneee

    • @dbooth3975
      @dbooth3975 Před 5 lety +1

      Gamefreak:you can't skip the tutorial, you need to learn how to catch pokemon
      People who played a pokemon game before(meaning 99℅ of people who play the game): are we a joke to you?
      Cmon gamefreak at least make it so after going through the tutorial once you can skip it on that cartridge(think that's the correct term????) from then on

  • @ryaquaza3offical
    @ryaquaza3offical Před 4 lety +5

    That feeling when this guy predicted Mustard

  • @silversleeper1193
    @silversleeper1193 Před rokem +1

    Watching this again years later and it is still the only way I remember type match ups. “It’s really hard to punch a bird!”

  • @xJuanRicoSuavex
    @xJuanRicoSuavex Před 4 lety +224

    Pokemon Ketchup and Pokemon Mustard followed then by Pokemon Mayonnaise. After a couple of years they'll be remade into Pokemon Spicy Ketchup, Pokemon Honey Mustard, and Pokemon Chipotle Mayo

    • @roguishpaladin
      @roguishpaladin Před 4 lety +7

      "Pokemon Mayonnaise" He literally displays Pokemon Horseradish at 2:54, so not sure why you're making the same joke, but inferior, down here...

    • @unitds27-delta
      @unitds27-delta Před 4 lety +2

      And don't forget Pokemon Mayochup!

    • @spaghetticoconut658
      @spaghetticoconut658 Před 4 lety +3

      *sad Pokémon barbecue noises*

    • @Hamble_Gambles
      @Hamble_Gambles Před 4 lety +1

      game freak has never released a remake of an enhanced version of pokemon

    • @Bubbabyte99
      @Bubbabyte99 Před 4 lety +1

      @@Hamble_Gambles Pokémon Let's Go: "Am I a joke to you?"

  • @itzt0a5t95
    @itzt0a5t95 Před 7 lety +889

    *oh no it's a tiny bush*

    • @lunartic6307
      @lunartic6307 Před 7 lety +14

      Bendy the way that they did it reminded me of that funny history video

    • @katelynchesney8091
      @katelynchesney8091 Před 7 lety +14

      OH NO IT'S A KNEE HIGH LEDGE D:

    • @somenamethatincludesanemob8933
      @somenamethatincludesanemob8933 Před 7 lety +2

      OH NO IT'S A SMALL ROCK

    • @undeadbandit7306
      @undeadbandit7306 Před 7 lety +1

      CANT GET PAST THAT even its 1/6 ur size and cant hurt u in any way WELL JUST FLY TO TOWN AND NO, U CANT FLY BACK

    • @mau_victorino
      @mau_victorino Před 7 lety +4

      Coco I HAD TO STOP THE VIDEO TO LAUGH, LOOK FOR THIS COMMENT, AND LAUGH SOME MORE lol 😂

  • @soulstar71
    @soulstar71 Před rokem +1

    When I saw the new head villain "team pants" is all I could think of. You really predicted the future

  • @kacperusss1
    @kacperusss1 Před 4 lety +2

    Yo you predicted the name of an Isle of armour character

  • @S113Productions
    @S113Productions Před 7 lety +94

    Literally everything in this video is 100% accurate.
    The whole concept.
    The whole plot.
    The team.
    The 3rd future game of the region.
    The Paper Mario TTYD soundtrack.
    The Pokémon EV, IV, and Eevee hunting.

    • @AzureBluezz
      @AzureBluezz Před 7 lety +3

      Mario Gamefreak did switch it up with black and white though.

    • @Capbarrelhead
      @Capbarrelhead Před 7 lety +2

      Omega Syndicate They switch it up also with sun and moon

  • @blakemchaffie9077
    @blakemchaffie9077 Před 7 lety +135

    *professor pointers*
    Grass absorbs water
    If you throw a brick at a bird it will stop moving
    Afraid of the dark
    *punch it*

    • @manvmachable
      @manvmachable Před 6 lety

      Bminecraft878playz
      There's some more at the end

    • @ryanblack3686
      @ryanblack3686 Před 6 lety

      Minecraft in the name.. roblox picture... THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE

    • @EvieeLove
      @EvieeLove Před 6 lety +1

      Seems legit

    • @danieltilson4053
      @danieltilson4053 Před 6 lety +1

      It's really hard to punch a bird.
      You can't be psychic if there's a bug on you.
      Ice gets in cracks and does that thing where it breaks the ground, but not rocks, which are strong against ice, despite coming out of the ground...
      Can't get your computer to work? Punch it!
      Got the wrong flavor of Icecream? Punch it!
      Can't get your boss to give you that raise? Punch it!
      And if you're fighting a Shadow Pokemon.... You should turn the game off, and go play a better one.

    • @jacktangent
      @jacktangent Před 6 lety +1

      Is there's a ghost, who are you gonna call? Another ghost.
      Big scary dragon? Freeze it.
      Big scary dragon? Just sprinkle glitter on it and it'll disappear.
      Fairies everywhere? Just slip a drug in their drink.
      Fairies are still everywhere? Throw a computer at it.
      Phone lines are down? They probably got caught in an earthquake.
      If you punch a snake, you'll get poisoned.
      If you punch Missingno, play a Pokémon game that isn't broken to hell and backm

  • @BurnerWah
    @BurnerWah Před rokem +2

    I actually remember the fighting dark type advantage from this video

  • @PhasonDaLyricist
    @PhasonDaLyricist Před 11 měsíci +1

    this is the formula used for EVERY POKEMON GAME EVER.

  • @mander4531
    @mander4531 Před 5 lety +411

    0:51 That's how mafia works.

    • @Kaiivisar
      @Kaiivisar Před 5 lety +6

      I knew if I looked long enough j would see this shit. Bravo.

    • @capitanjoe6543
      @capitanjoe6543 Před 5 lety +3

      Imma make you pump like that

  • @MelodicDragon97
    @MelodicDragon97 Před 7 lety +382

    The dark typing and fighting type make more sense in the Japanese games, where dark = evil. Evil is known to lose in a fight, y'know?
    But in English it just doesn't make sense, haha.

    • @williancruz9657
      @williancruz9657 Před 7 lety +1

      Actually it's because black people never win ayyy lmao

    • @JuniperGreen162
      @JuniperGreen162 Před 7 lety +18

      MelodicDragon97 It always made sense to me because martial artists were often depicted as being able to fight even whilst blind by relying on other senses.

    • @grinsmckenzie7122
      @grinsmckenzie7122 Před 7 lety +17

      Yeah, but psychic's weakness to dark makes less sense in Japan. Most of psychic's weaknesses are common fears like bugs are ghosts since fear could conceivably mess with a psychic's concentration or some junk like that. In English that theme continues as a lot of people are afraid of the dark, whereas evil, as a more nebulous concept, is not such a common fear. So either way, type match ups as a whole don't make much sense.

    • @thirteenfury
      @thirteenfury Před 7 lety +1

      Grins Mckenzie I never understood why Water isn't resistant to Ice. Even the coldest places on the planet, the polar ice caps, have liquid water everywhere. And I always thought Bug was weak to Poison because of pesticides being a thing, but apparently Poison does neutral damage.

    • @ashrobin55
      @ashrobin55 Před 7 lety

      Water IS resistant to ice.

  • @captainemerald8863
    @captainemerald8863 Před 3 lety +2

    “The strategy’s really complex. There’s type match-ups, and, that’s it.”
    -Professor Tree

  • @liqky_8105
    @liqky_8105 Před 3 lety +2

    ahh a this is a classic, shout out to the best pokemon Feebas kicking it real since 2002

  • @IcelandKenshi
    @IcelandKenshi Před 5 lety +150

    "this version has all the pokemon in it."
    ohh, oh no