So This is Basically Fire Emblem

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  • @JelloApocalypse
    @JelloApocalypse  Před 10 měsíci +51

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  • @lm7677
    @lm7677 Před 5 lety +8981

    My dad describes every Fire Emblem character as
    "I'm Marth, but..."

    • @yoshikagekira5880
      @yoshikagekira5880 Před 5 lety +418

      I like cheese “...with silver accents.”

    • @mocha8414
      @mocha8414 Před 5 lety +370

      I mean he's not wrong

    • @chaosyeshua1137
      @chaosyeshua1137 Před 5 lety +437

      In Eirika's case, "I'm Marth, but female."
      In Ephraim's case, "I'm Marth, but I use lances."

    • @ZadkielTheGreat
      @ZadkielTheGreat Před 5 lety +239

      Dragon Marth, Red Haired Marth, Mage Marth, etc

    • @crio2231
      @crio2231 Před 5 lety +244

      I'm Marth but I can't talk to women
      I'm marth but AM women

  • @bubblecat7827
    @bubblecat7827 Před 4 lety +12737

    And then there's Byleth who starts as a blue haired Lord and turns into a magical albino

    • @bluecoral4918
      @bluecoral4918 Před 4 lety +598

      Commoner mercenary, but basically the same thing just without the social status.

    • @backgroundcharacterj5071
      @backgroundcharacterj5071 Před 4 lety +299

      and time travel

    • @Halepeno
      @Halepeno Před 4 lety +70

      OH SHIT I won’t be able to unsee it now

    • @FanOfMostEverything
      @FanOfMostEverything Před 4 lety +343

      And canonically had the personality of a plastic cup before they started teaching.

    • @D3ADM0N5T3RC4T
      @D3ADM0N5T3RC4T Před 4 lety +259

      And with the legendary mark/crest to use holy sword that no one else can use

  • @TheCrystalDefender
    @TheCrystalDefender Před 3 lety +3239

    "...I mean, I could just recruit you?"
    "No! I'm going to die so you FEEL BAD!"
    Me: *cries in 3H post timeskip*

    • @wanderlustwarrior
      @wanderlustwarrior Před 3 lety +157

      Basically Edelgard on any other route. Meanwhile Dimitri dies offscreen, and Claude yeets himself back to Almyra.

    • @kristopherweaver5933
      @kristopherweaver5933 Před 2 lety +35

      Cries in FE Awakening Chapter 10

    • @dozonater562
      @dozonater562 Před 2 lety +16

      @@wanderlustwarrior except you can choose to save or kill Claude in CR

    • @wanderlustwarrior
      @wanderlustwarrior Před 2 lety +20

      @@dozonater562 No one who knows that would (or should) willingly kill Claude, though. Edelgard respects him too much. Even Hubert does (but can't spare him).
      They should've made the requirements to spare him more obvious, considering Intelligent Systems outright stated they consider him always surviving.

    • @darthrevan4748
      @darthrevan4748 Před 2 lety +12

      Original Camus: I wish to die as a knight, for the motherland I love, and I know that the world will be better off for my death, and Nyna may move on and find happiness,,,
      Basically every other Camus: Literally just the above clip like seriously

  • @SonJazrin
    @SonJazrin Před 3 lety +3068

    "I was WAY more fucked up in the Japanese version. " I feel that this line applies equally to any localized Japanese game.

    • @beruktsehaye1018
      @beruktsehaye1018 Před 3 lety +10

      What's his name

    • @grass324
      @grass324 Před 2 lety +50

      @@beruktsehaye1018 the unit? I think it's joshua from sacred stones

    • @regalblade8171
      @regalblade8171 Před 2 lety +43

      @@grass324 but Joshua isn't fucked up

    • @justafan9206
      @justafan9206 Před 2 lety +5

      *ahem* pokemon red and blue.

    • @spectre0116
      @spectre0116 Před 2 lety +20

      @@beruktsehaye1018 I think the rainbow haired person was supposed to be Peri from awakening.

  • @SirRias
    @SirRias Před 4 lety +13304

    At least in 3 Houses, Byleth having the personality of a plastic cup is a plot point

    • @ariv8763
      @ariv8763 Před 4 lety +261

      Sir Rias lmao

    • @GoddessCynthia
      @GoddessCynthia Před 4 lety +170

      right i was gonna say lmao

    • @normalperson2462
      @normalperson2462 Před 4 lety +410

      Also you can marry the one going on world conquest as well

    • @stanstanstan2597
      @stanstanstan2597 Před 4 lety +193

      And then she got added to Smash Bros for no good reason despite the fact that Fire Emblem is so insanely disproportionately represented in the series. Yay!

    • @senatorarmstrong7071
      @senatorarmstrong7071 Před 4 lety +393

      Tristan McQuern Kinda seems stupid to hate on a character just cause it’s from Fire Emblem. You know they have to represent the entire series by putting most of the main characters from each Fire Emblem game, right?

  • @TheDancerMacabre
    @TheDancerMacabre Před 4 lety +6655

    "And the Lord who died offscreen!"
    Dimitri: "bruh"

    • @remlapwastaken8857
      @remlapwastaken8857 Před 4 lety +363

      I'm starting to think Intelligent Systems watched this video and instantly made Three Houses based off this.

    • @sungoddessamaterasu5439
      @sungoddessamaterasu5439 Před 4 lety +39

      He didn't if you did the paralouge

    • @cian2168
      @cian2168 Před 4 lety +147

      @@sungoddessamaterasu5439 You're thinking of Dedue.

    • @shaik100_
      @shaik100_ Před 4 lety +88

      Yami
      He does off screen in verdant wind and I’m pretty sure he also dies off screen in silver snow but I’m not sure

    • @dimitrialexandreblaiddyd7156
      @dimitrialexandreblaiddyd7156 Před 4 lety +108

      Luckily, I’m alive and well. BLUE LIONS ROUTE FTW!!

  • @hugogamboas.5550
    @hugogamboas.5550 Před 3 lety +2932

    Fire emblem asks the profound question: What if chess had waifus?

    • @halallink2003
      @halallink2003 Před 2 lety +66

      Queen in chess *talking with Loki's voice and accent* : It's a pleasure to meet your accuaintance!

    • @halallink2003
      @halallink2003 Před 2 lety +16

      though in some countries the queen is maled and is called minister. and minister in Arabic is wazeer.

    • @acedelta12
      @acedelta12 Před 2 lety +6

      XD

    • @TheJadeFist
      @TheJadeFist Před rokem +4

      That is literally the best description possible.

    • @SaM-fe4lp
      @SaM-fe4lp Před rokem +3

      The answer: Yes

  • @longbeing
    @longbeing Před rokem +558

    “Fire Emblem! This magnificent franchise pushes the boundaries of gaming by daring to ask the question, what if chess made you horny?” -Brian David Gilbert

    • @kewoshk
      @kewoshk Před rokem

      Lol had a good laugh 😂

    • @merinofanfic4717
      @merinofanfic4717 Před rokem +1

      Wait in what video?

    • @longbeing
      @longbeing Před rokem +1

      @@merinofanfic4717 the Fire Emblem Unraveled one. It's on Polygon's channel, not his.

    • @IrvingIV
      @IrvingIV Před 9 měsíci

      ​@@merinofanfic4717
      czcams.com/video/EMVjPDqrkyg/video.htmlsi=Aprd5rDZJ4w7x_gd

    • @fukkthisnewupdate8882
      @fukkthisnewupdate8882 Před 8 měsíci +1

      I literally *just* came from that video

  • @kellyjohana516
    @kellyjohana516 Před 4 lety +2187

    *Memorize key facts like the weapon triangle*
    Three Houses: "Wait. We don't do that here."

    • @AlterationA
      @AlterationA Před 4 lety +90

      They technically do. But you have to rank up the appropriate weapon skill to get a skill for it.

    • @solarflare3752
      @solarflare3752 Před 4 lety +106

      Claude banned all polygons

    • @peggyesculpavit-dupret2945
      @peggyesculpavit-dupret2945 Před 4 lety +41

      @ECKohns Echoes was a remake of the second FE game. The weapon triangle didn't exist at the time so they kept it like that for the sake of maintaining the game play of it. Also there were no axe users so even if it was included it would have been a pretty trivial mechanic with a permanent disadvantage for knights, cavaliers and pegasi.

    • @EnigmaRising
      @EnigmaRising Před 4 lety +16

      Lysithea: *laughs while murdering death knight*

    • @tsurunoyui549
      @tsurunoyui549 Před 3 lety +3

      Neither Fire Emblem Heroes with all those new skills and special weapons... F**K Weapon Triangle!

  • @MyrmidonRadd
    @MyrmidonRadd Před 6 lety +7129

    *TWO CAVALIERS. TWO CAVALIERS.*

    • @superboomn
      @superboomn Před 6 lety +200

      Just remember one of them probably sux

    • @madchu7
      @madchu7 Před 6 lety +65

      Etrinix IU unless it's FE7, in which case the one with a sword seems good at first, but gradually starts sucking.

    • @krazyhand1653
      @krazyhand1653 Před 6 lety +92

      IT depends. Kent is much faster so prone to double hit. Sain in the other hand is way stronger.

    • @CNightmare072
      @CNightmare072 Před 6 lety +18

      Etrinix IU Oscar begs to differ

    • @nachohangover5104
      @nachohangover5104 Před 6 lety +32

      Etrinix IU Lance rank>sword rank
      1-2 range is king.

  • @Wafflepudding
    @Wafflepudding Před 2 lety +1009

    "Oh my tit fell out"
    That was fucking hilarious just because it should always happen *yet it never fucking does regardless of how obviously impractical the RPG fetish garb is*

  • @KinniesShadow
    @KinniesShadow Před rokem +964

    Absolutely insane how Engage stole its villains from this exact video

    • @Edelweiss1102
      @Edelweiss1102 Před rokem +121

      I was absolutely convinced this video was made very recently after engage was released, then I saw it was made 4 years ago..., BRUH

    • @GunnGuardian
      @GunnGuardian Před rokem +63

      As soon as they appeared on screen, I thought of this video. It's amazing how stupidly well they fit.

    • @YeetusTheFetus
      @YeetusTheFetus Před rokem

      Except the gay options are… everyone! And no one! The S supports are all subtext with no clear answer as to whether they’re romantic!

    • @austinmoe4865
      @austinmoe4865 Před rokem +70

      With a twist, the one who dies, doesn't die off screen! Progress!

    • @hjt091
      @hjt091 Před rokem +61

      Based Mauvier being a noble villain who says "fuck this" and swaps sides

  • @ProtocolDroidHK47
    @ProtocolDroidHK47 Před 5 lety +3293

    "I'm the LITERAL MURDERER that just joined your company."
    This applies to WAAAAY too many characters.

    • @CulturedDegenerate
      @CulturedDegenerate Před 5 lety +365

      I think we can all agree Peri is by far the worst offender though

    • @selkiekinu7730
      @selkiekinu7730 Před 5 lety +6

      you beat me to it

    • @vsgfilmgroup
      @vsgfilmgroup Před 5 lety +84

      I sleep in YOUR tent!

    • @nacoto180
      @nacoto180 Před 5 lety +195

      There's Jafar "angel of death" from fe7. He not only killed Eliwood's father, but also Matthew's girlfriend and hundreds of other people.

    • @GirthquakeTheGoat
      @GirthquakeTheGoat Před 5 lety +8

      Tavros Nitram vriska

  • @Wentelteefje06
    @Wentelteefje06 Před 4 lety +3387

    You forgot the "I'm really useless but you'll still use me bc im smol and pure and you can't get a girlfriend".

    • @nidohime6233
      @nidohime6233 Před 4 lety +117

      Isn´t the cute mage supposed to be?

    • @kieranmahon4382
      @kieranmahon4382 Před 4 lety +174

      Bernadetta. Bernadetta in a nutshell.

    • @kieranmahon4382
      @kieranmahon4382 Před 4 lety +80

      @@ariv8763 Yeah, Flayn is pretty much useless whether you use her as a pegasus knight or a bishop. But Lysithea in my playthroughs, with her magic, is still fairly useful.

    • @Mrholysymbol
      @Mrholysymbol Před 4 lety +77

      @@kieranmahon4382 you take that back Bernie was very useful as a mounted Archer

    • @kieranmahon4382
      @kieranmahon4382 Před 4 lety +2

      @@Mrholysymbol You mean a bow knight? Because she's shit as a pegasus knight.

  • @shyguypro9876
    @shyguypro9876 Před 2 lety +626

    “Swords, Lances, and the bad one”
    Big words for someone in Dorcas range.

    • @its_sisha_not_chair505
      @its_sisha_not_chair505 Před 2 lety +28

      Sayin that swords are better than the weapon type that has more might, 1-2 range, cheaper and the hammer which is really useful and easy to get... Yeah, not really in touch with the meta here. The joke would've worked if it was a reference to the axes on fe6 which sucks on that fe

    • @Nova-tl4yc
      @Nova-tl4yc Před rokem +34

      Hector: *sighs then wipes out your 30 HP

    • @littlekuribohimposte
      @littlekuribohimposte Před rokem +1

      @@its_sisha_not_chair505 2 might for 20 less hit. No thanks

    • @samkeiser9776
      @samkeiser9776 Před rokem +19

      @@littlekuribohimposte weapon triangle against lances helps with hit because at least in the GBA games, tons of enemies use lances, and 1-2 range is much much more important than 20 hit, stats can make up for 20 hit, they can’t make up for 1-2 range.

    • @littlekuribohimposte
      @littlekuribohimposte Před rokem +3

      @@samkeiser9776 I'd rather hit accurately for leess damage than whiff every other shot for 0 damage

  • @NellyHartnell
    @NellyHartnell Před 3 lety +419

    The "two cavalier" joke is so on point.

  • @cosmonautvarietyhour
    @cosmonautvarietyhour Před 6 lety +8126

    It's kind of ridiculous how accurate this is.

    • @codycline2975
      @codycline2975 Před 6 lety +43

      The Cosmonaut Variety Hour Marcus! Is that you? Part 2 of your MCU review better be uploaded today!

    • @codycline2975
      @codycline2975 Před 6 lety +35

      Nevermind, you answered my question not with words, but with actions, and I respect that.

    • @maxplays1
      @maxplays1 Před 6 lety +20

      its pretty accurate, aside from a bit of the fe echoes

    • @TheRewind260587
      @TheRewind260587 Před 6 lety +51

      It was really nice and entertaining. The voices and jokes were funny but come on..axes and jeigans suck? Pitfall. Also knights with great stats? Oh yeah that 4 move is so useful.

    • @coffeecat9188
      @coffeecat9188 Před 6 lety +2

      And im canadian

  • @bagelpenguin6499
    @bagelpenguin6499 Před 5 lety +3954

    Don't forget the:
    Thief who will inevitably get replaced
    garbage knight who is too slow to get kills
    the third cavalier who is unsure of his worth

    • @bobbyasaka
      @bobbyasaka Před 5 lety +85

      Lowen is a bro. Hot take/controversial opinion here, but he's better than Sain and Kent even with Lyn mode.

    • @bagelpenguin6499
      @bagelpenguin6499 Před 5 lety +7

      @@bobbyasaka I agree, them defenses are nice 👌

    • @thatonepersonnoonecaresabo3163
      @thatonepersonnoonecaresabo3163 Před 5 lety +16

      @@bobbyasaka With Lyn mode, all three are essentially equal. Kent and Sain have better offensive stats and can promote in Lyn hard mode, but Lowen is better defensively (a boon for him since the enemies stats are generally so low that all trained units can ORKO with ease) and better avaiability in Eliwood/Hector mode.

    • @Luchux177
      @Luchux177 Před 5 lety +8

      Um... where's the villager?

    • @thatonepersonnoonecaresabo3163
      @thatonepersonnoonecaresabo3163 Před 5 lety +38

      @@Luchux177 I would describe the villager type characters as the following: "The villiger guy who starts out bad. His/her growths and potential are as insane as the pitfall that has been dug for using them in anything that somewhat resembles an efficient playthrough."

  • @SleepyBrady
    @SleepyBrady Před 3 lety +668

    Fire emblem is a game that tricks you into doing math and thinking about the consiquences of your actions
    Honestly 10/10 game series

    • @rianacupan9474
      @rianacupan9474 Před 2 lety +27

      When enemies has 90% chance to miss
      But RNGesus said hit that lord with a crit

    • @thalloutboy
      @thalloutboy Před rokem +24

      “My unit has a 99% chance of killing the enemy with this first hit, the enemy has a 5% hit rate and a 1% crit rate, what could possibly go wrong?”

    • @johncastle4181
      @johncastle4181 Před rokem +18

      *" I JUST MISSED WITH A 90% AND DIED TO A CRIT 1% "*

  • @ness6099
    @ness6099 Před 2 lety +832

    Ike: “Guys I can explain!”
    Eliwood: “You promote at chapter 17 when I need to wait until chapter 28!”
    Hector: “28!? I need to go an extra level to 29 on my route!”
    3H leader: “You guys get to promote without taking a test?”

    • @creepernumber57
      @creepernumber57 Před 2 lety +108

      And Roy sitting in a room on fire when he promotes on the literal last level...assuming you did all the bonus levels

    • @Xertaron.
      @Xertaron. Před 2 lety +70

      Marth: "Wait, you guys can promote?!"
      Sigurd: "Some sooner than others"

    • @fyra_cat2119
      @fyra_cat2119 Před 2 lety +11

      Well Byleth also promotes to a unique class in one of the part one chapters

    • @Zan10242
      @Zan10242 Před 2 lety +24

      Corin sitting in a corner master seal in hand hoping nobody sees them

    • @thalloutboy
      @thalloutboy Před rokem +18

      Chrom: *Uses a master seal to promote whenever he wants*
      Micaiah: *Promotes literally during the endgame*

  • @IkaMusume813
    @IkaMusume813 Před 4 lety +5404

    It's scary how many things this video predicted in Three Houses a year before it came out.

    • @adzi6164
      @adzi6164 Před 4 lety +290

      this must be the work of enemy Stand

    • @Danmarinja
      @Danmarinja Před 4 lety +454

      I mean it's not predicting, just pattern recognition

    • @hardgay7537
      @hardgay7537 Před 4 lety +295

      @@Danmarinja To be fair, though, Fire Emblem is a _very_ tropey series with a lot of repetition of ideas with subtle twists to keep them fresh. It works, so it makes sense that they'd keep doing it, but if you want originality, well, you can trade that for novelty for roughly your first two games or so. After that you're just in it because you like SRPGs and waifus.
      Bernie is best girl #protecc

    • @r.r815
      @r.r815 Před 4 lety +56

      @@hardgay7537 i feel like three houses did break tradition for its main story

    • @Atmapalazzo
      @Atmapalazzo Před 4 lety +139

      @@r.r815 Not really, what it did do (and did very well) was break archetypes. No christmas cavaliers, no Est, no Camus, no Jagen, no 11th hour units. The plot relevant characters do have alot in common with other characters from fire emblem games (but were generally pulled off better in this game than the others). This isn't a bad thing, and is in a very odd way, part of FE's charm. It still has plenty of insane twists in the game though, such as the origins of the crest stones and hero's relics.
      Edelgard is reminescent of Arvis and Lyon.
      Claude shares alot of concept with Lyn.
      Rhea is just straight up Mila.
      Jeralt and Greil are plot dads.
      Needs more Rudolf though...

  • @MalachiteOW
    @MalachiteOW Před 5 lety +2732

    I've actually just noticed that the fake map from the beginning of the video scarily resembles the map from Three Houses

    • @nomblob5592
      @nomblob5592 Před 5 lety +46

      MalachiteOW Well there is only 3 houses. If next game have like 5 or 7 then the map would be vastly different

    • @IkaMusume813
      @IkaMusume813 Před 4 lety +64

      @@nomblob5592 I hope the next game is actually a remake of Genealogy of the Holy War. I highly doubt it'll happen without some censorship though.

    • @geraq0
      @geraq0 Před 4 lety +11

      @@IkaMusume813 I hope it gets remade too (specially because the original is freaking hard), but I don't see the need for any censorship. I mean, videogames these days get away with far worse, right?

    • @jorntumrongwit9056
      @jorntumrongwit9056 Před 4 lety +43

      Spoiler
      And he predicted that Adrestia will have the invading emperor
      Amazing

    • @leiwoomynati1372
      @leiwoomynati1372 Před 4 lety +28

      @@jorntumrongwit9056 "allies who declare war on you later"
      Adrestian Empire @ the Church of Seiros in a nutshell

  • @Anonymos185
    @Anonymos185 Před 3 lety +416

    0:43 Most unrealistic part of the video is the notion that a random pirate boss could get a hair color as zany as green. That's reserved for *very* important playable characters.
    Everyone knows all pirates and bandits have brown, black or grey hair.

    • @lyraphoenix6883
      @lyraphoenix6883 Před 2 lety +26

      *laughs in Path of Radiance pirates*

    • @regalblade8171
      @regalblade8171 Před 2 lety +8

      For a sec I thought that was Boyd or Gerik

    • @frostbluez
      @frostbluez Před rokem +18

      No they usually don’t even get hair honestly, feels like they’re usually completely bald

    • @WindyWooshes
      @WindyWooshes Před rokem +6

      Now Engage has Blue haired one, so I guess the streak is broken lol

    • @eleonorepb4565
      @eleonorepb4565 Před rokem

      What about Nemesis ?

  • @CNightmare072
    @CNightmare072 Před 3 lety +652

    1:33 - 2:25
    The only one you forgot was "Wyvern Rider with family issues"

  • @jordansteffen3518
    @jordansteffen3518 Před 6 lety +1047

    Don't forget about the character you get late in the game that has an awesome personality but is about 15 levels weaker than the rest of your entire party

    • @BifronsCandle
      @BifronsCandle Před 6 lety +116

      "DOO MAH BEST"

    • @alistair2654
      @alistair2654 Před 6 lety +69

      And has ridiculously good growth

    • @zulqarmuritala8713
      @zulqarmuritala8713 Před 6 lety +51

      Sayem Fire emblem is a single player game, so using any favorites whether they are low tier will still make you succeed. There’s absolutely nothing wrong with using units that you like. If anything, I’m happier using characters that I like over ones that are good but I dislike. A redditor called SpoonRythm actually played the Elibe games with low tiers and it was probably my favourite play through of the game.

    • @lyncario5515
      @lyncario5515 Před 6 lety +12

      Yeah, it's not like the one and a half following map are designed to level them up easily. Oh wait.

    • @wildebur
      @wildebur Před 6 lety +2

      OOOOOOH... That one hit too close to home...

  • @iamclueless6398
    @iamclueless6398 Před 4 lety +3869

    *Starts Video*
    *"Fire Emblem is a tactical RPG that's secretly a dating simulator"*
    _Oh shit it is_

    • @phantomblue2798
      @phantomblue2798 Před 3 lety +113

      I actually know people who wanted to buy Fire Emblem games just to ship the cast.

    • @Nymphonomicon
      @Nymphonomicon Před 3 lety +53

      It's not a very good secret.

    • @barongoatsword2103
      @barongoatsword2103 Před 3 lety +25

      It's not. Play a real Fire Emblem game like Path of Radiance.

    • @samuellee178
      @samuellee178 Před 3 lety +27

      Crimson Blue Conversely, a lot of people ship characters together to get the future children with the best stats in Awakening.

    • @janetreid4515
      @janetreid4515 Před 3 lety +9

      @@phantomblue2798 Me. That's me.

  • @medoagamer9497
    @medoagamer9497 Před 4 lety +1007

    1:25
    "They got swords, lances, and the bad one"
    Hector, Camilla, and Edlegard: Allow us to introduce ourselves.

  • @DarthSyric
    @DarthSyric Před rokem +161

    To no one’s surprise, this pairs beautifully with Engage, right up to and including Lady OhMyTitFellOut.

    • @sunnykoz
      @sunnykoz Před 11 měsíci +15

      who's ohmytitfellout in engage? zephia?

    • @DarthSyric
      @DarthSyric Před 11 měsíci +13

      @@sunnykoz Yep, 100%

    • @sunnykoz
      @sunnykoz Před 11 měsíci +3

      @@DarthSyric thanks

  • @belmontzar
    @belmontzar Před 4 lety +1503

    "Once I find the magic sword and get promoted I will beat you!"
    'but the game is almost over, your entire army is second tier or more.'
    This pretty much sums up Binding blade doesn't it?
    Poor Roy.

    • @webbowser8834
      @webbowser8834 Před 4 lety +75

      Don't forget Eliwood. Like father like son...

    • @rogueeskimo8253
      @rogueeskimo8253 Před 4 lety +61

      @@webbowser8834 eliwood was better and actually has great stats like lyn but wow roy sucks ass, basically finished the game and he was still useless holy fuck

    • @AwakeTheFall
      @AwakeTheFall Před 4 lety +36

      rogue eskimo lol has good stats like lyn. Hilarious

    • @kevinvanveen3260
      @kevinvanveen3260 Před 4 lety +6

      And lief from FE5

    • @Melkac
      @Melkac Před 4 lety +12

      That's just about every main Lord before like, Awakening. Most of my units in PoR are like second tier level 5 by the time Ike promoted.

  • @greenishbean7904
    @greenishbean7904 Před 4 lety +5338

    Wouldn’t the “3000” year old small actually a dragon girl being attracted to people 1/150th her age be pretty creepy technically speaking.

    • @shinymetagross1666
      @shinymetagross1666 Před 4 lety +707

      GreenishBean7 Questions like these have probably started wars

    • @ntwogaming9306
      @ntwogaming9306 Před 4 lety +742

      @GreenishBean7 It would translate as an old human being attracted to baby monkeys. So yes technically speaking it would be insanely creepy.

    • @remlapwastaken8857
      @remlapwastaken8857 Před 4 lety +416

      Let's not even get into the final boss of Alabama level of incest that is romancing Rhea, Seteth, or Flayn.

    • @firepuppies4086
      @firepuppies4086 Před 4 lety +70

      @@remlapwastaken8857 would Yubel count... I mean Morgana, I mean-

    • @silvertipstudio9622
      @silvertipstudio9622 Před 4 lety +56

      Ninian... I rest my case {she actually loved eliwood wether you went through their dialogue or not}

  • @cidredwood6170
    @cidredwood6170 Před 3 lety +408

    "If an enemy makes a mean face at me, I'll explode!"
    *Lissa flashbacks*

    • @rifasclub
      @rifasclub Před 2 lety +14

      You mean the best staff unit in the franchise that often gets promoted before anyone else?

    • @cidredwood6170
      @cidredwood6170 Před 2 lety +7

      @@rifasclub My units were all overleveled and rarely got hurt enough to have a healer do their stuff

    • @rifasclub
      @rifasclub Před 2 lety +3

      @@cidredwood6170 than stop playing the lower dificulty or judging a unit's performance by it.

    • @thesupershinymegagengar2034
      @thesupershinymegagengar2034 Před 2 lety +3

      Heh, Bernadetta.

    • @A_Random_IRS_B0T_
      @A_Random_IRS_B0T_ Před rokem +1

      @@rifasclub dude I was able to cheese the system by forcing an archer into a closed space, and the only option he had was to damage this one unit that I would keep healing until Lissa was like level 11 or something.

  • @thalloutboy
    @thalloutboy Před rokem +116

    And then the endings be like
    Childhood friend would continue studying magic for the rest of his life, but the one thing he could never learn was how to get laid.
    Red cavalier would continue to serve his kingdom, training new recruits to the royal knights. He also never got laid.
    Green cavalier died alone.
    Fat Vaike returned to the streets that raised him alongside his husband, Random Old Guy.
    Crappy archer: (died in chapter 3)
    Cleric goes on to become a priest in her hometown church. Lame.
    Knight hit on many women but failed to find true love (this is quite literally just Gatrie’s ending in FE10).
    Featherweight was revered throughout the royal army for her kindness and skill on the battlefield. Unfortunately, she was not revered enough to find a mate.
    Cute Mage would go on to marry the avatar character. Huh.
    Furry returned to his native land and reconnected with his own kind. He never married, but he definitely got laid.
    Definitely Illegal entered a polygamous marriage with Fat Vaike and Random Old Guy, and somehow no one questioned it.
    When peace once again settled on the land, Magical Albino packed lightly, and set off with the only person they ever trusted. Wait, this sounds kinda familiar.
    Blue Haired Lord hopped on a ship and left the continent, never to be seen or heard from agai- yeah we did this already.

    • @korhol2065
      @korhol2065 Před 11 měsíci +3

      At least the late game overpowered old man character found love where I guy on a horse couldn’t, cause that’s how you fire emblem

    • @dracoshield2344
      @dracoshield2344 Před 6 měsíci +1

      Hey, just letting you know that I'm stealing these for a project I'm working on
      Unless you don't want me to

    • @Dewani90
      @Dewani90 Před měsícem

      @@dracoshield2344 with how easy it is to make your own fire emblem with tools, I don't think it would be that hard to make your game... sprite work is a pain though.

  • @scylla1772
    @scylla1772 Před 4 lety +1143

    I love how the map is literally the 3 Houses one, but rotated 90° clockwise

    • @TheMadwomen
      @TheMadwomen Před 4 lety +40

      ...Three Houses wasn't out yet.

    • @ironwill3148
      @ironwill3148 Před 4 lety +38

      @@TheMadwomen
      r/woooosh

    • @ryldmeh251
      @ryldmeh251 Před 4 lety +23

      Ok, who’s the psychic?

    • @eddiemate
      @eddiemate Před 4 lety +35

      IRON WILL
      Is that really a whoosh? Is it really? Or are you just desperate?

    • @stevenliang3213
      @stevenliang3213 Před 2 lety

      @@ironwill3148 : only brainless people use whoosh such as you

  • @Destructofist
    @Destructofist Před 4 lety +1176

    0:30 "You play a blue haired lord or a magical albino"
    What about both?

  • @TheRaxxess
    @TheRaxxess Před rokem +64

    Revisiting this specifically because in Engage chapter 17 you get...The Eleventh Hour Old Man Character

  • @XFL6XYT
    @XFL6XYT Před rokem +55

    I love how this is 4 years old and describes engage perfectly

  • @XellosNi
    @XellosNi Před 5 lety +1441

    "Two or three more level-ups like that and I'm useless forever."
    Mekkah pitfall sense tingling.

    • @toastbread2263
      @toastbread2263 Před 5 lety +18

      Roy

    • @chaosyeshua1137
      @chaosyeshua1137 Před 4 lety +11

      Almost every unit in Gaiden and Echoes >_> sirsly I've gotten like 5 empty level-ups in that game DX

    • @zacharyjohnson9562
      @zacharyjohnson9562 Před 4 lety

      Talk about it.

    • @gypsysprite4824
      @gypsysprite4824 Před 4 lety +6

      @@chaosyeshua1137 empty levels are impossible in gaiden since you will always get one stat up.
      then again hp levels might aswell be empty

    • @aprinnyonbreak1290
      @aprinnyonbreak1290 Před 4 lety +5

      They should have already been tingling with how they addressed skeleton retainer

  • @johnwood7603
    @johnwood7603 Před 6 lety +3477

    "play a blue haired Lord or a magical albino"
    Yep, this is why I subscribed

    • @gavind1363
      @gavind1363 Před 6 lety +91

      NOW IM AS STRONG AS A BAAARGE But what about Eliweed and Everyone's Boy, the two ginger lords?
      That's a sentence I didn't think I'd say...

    • @keyblademaster7305
      @keyblademaster7305 Před 6 lety

      Same here

    • @Mr64Marios
      @Mr64Marios Před 6 lety +43

      We got Alm, Celica, Lyn, Roy, and Eliwood

    • @takumidoutou4412
      @takumidoutou4412 Před 6 lety +7

      K T green

    • @ChReNiC
      @ChReNiC Před 6 lety +44

      leif cries in the background i guess

  • @alpacawithouthat987
    @alpacawithouthat987 Před 4 lety +192

    The “noble one” reminds me of Awakening where you can’t recruit Mustafa because his family will die if he joins you

    • @rifasclub
      @rifasclub Před 2 lety +29

      Mustafa and Yen'fey, actually. It's a common trope in Fire Emblem, known as the Camus archetype, as that's the name of the first character to belong to such archetype and every FE has at least one character to belong to such group.

    • @Dewani90
      @Dewani90 Před měsícem

      and you can't recruit Selena from Sacred stones because you have to feel bad, her and Duessel were the only ones actually loyal to the emperor..... 's walking corpse.

  • @TheGaleden
    @TheGaleden Před 3 lety +170

    "And the bad one" (Shows Hector) I would like to say how wrong that is, because Hector was a goddamn monster in human form.

    • @GBlockbreaker
      @GBlockbreaker Před 3 lety +24

      Axes in general are considered the top weapon type together with lances, if a sword unit can't use lances or axes at least after promotion they normally are considered rather meh unless they got bonkers stats

    • @boop99
      @boop99 Před 3 lety +5

      Hector is god
      Oh also my pic

    • @delphy2478
      @delphy2478 Před 3 lety +25

      the problem is that axes have great damage, and they have infinite durability because they never hit

    • @supercorn5607
      @supercorn5607 Před 2 lety

      @@delphy2478 loool

    • @rifasclub
      @rifasclub Před 2 lety +2

      Dude, just because they guy in unkillable the first couple of chapters, doesn't compensate how terrible the guy is in lategame.

  • @jaydengilbert5964
    @jaydengilbert5964 Před 4 lety +1994

    MY STATS ARE GOOD
    BUT MY PERSONALITY
    *SUCKS*

  • @nagiku99
    @nagiku99 Před 5 lety +1564

    Lamus: "No! I'm going to die so you feel bad!" that shit is so accurate about Camus

    • @paperluigi6132
      @paperluigi6132 Před 5 lety +83

      If you don’t feel bad for Camus archetypes, you’re a heartless monster

    • @icei34errel51
      @icei34errel51 Před 5 lety +8

      Lamus is basically Camus

    • @BunnyOnASnuman
      @BunnyOnASnuman Před 5 lety +5

      @@icei34errel51 i thought Lamus was Linus until now

    • @sophiamalcolm2119
      @sophiamalcolm2119 Před 5 lety +24

      No, Linus is "The fun crazy one"

    • @DasBrot-tf6vm
      @DasBrot-tf6vm Před 5 lety +16

      I think that's more or less Valtner

  • @noelle1030
    @noelle1030 Před 2 lety +93

    Everyone's talking about FE3H but I'm here because the FE Sacred Stones and Binding Blade are both 100% accurate on this one lmao.

    • @fyra_cat2119
      @fyra_cat2119 Před 2 lety +6

      yes but the difference is those were made before this video, this video is based off of them, FE3H had yet to come out, yet still fit perfectly

    • @thesupershinymegagengar2034
      @thesupershinymegagengar2034 Před 2 lety

      Never heard of those.

    • @lysander3262
      @lysander3262 Před 2 lety +2

      Jello Mentor: "I'm going to be useless soon!"
      Marcus: "You won't catch up to my base stats until at least the fifteenth map"
      Seth: "I can solo my game with zero growths"

    • @Eothr
      @Eothr Před rokem

      @@lysander3262 Seth is best Paladin.

  • @coolgreenbug7551
    @coolgreenbug7551 Před 2 lety +20

    I love how Suspicious Vizier goes from evil Disney villain to workplace rival.

  • @strikecaptain121
    @strikecaptain121 Před 4 lety +2571

    "Once I've found the unpronounceable magic sword"
    2019: *SWORD OF THE CREATOR*

  • @MetalSonicReject
    @MetalSonicReject Před 4 lety +909

    0:21 Congratulations, you predicted the continent layout for Fódlan from Fire Emblem: Three Houses.

    • @crystalfox2276
      @crystalfox2276 Před 4 lety +12

      djhfdjhdfhj oh my god accurate

    • @bradleyhampton7966
      @bradleyhampton7966 Před 4 lety +81

      @@crystalfox2276 Also predicted the male gay option being an old man--well, 2/3 of them being old men.

    • @eemelikorteniemi3966
      @eemelikorteniemi3966 Před 4 lety +15

      That is true... You just need to rotate it

    • @HappyLuchoX
      @HappyLuchoX Před 4 lety +5

      Eehhmm... Fire emblem Awakening...

    • @yellowjellow5744
      @yellowjellow5744 Před 4 lety +4

      also the mc is a blue haired plastic cup who turns into a magical albino

  • @hanakoisbestgirl4752
    @hanakoisbestgirl4752 Před 2 lety +41

    Vaike is legitimately one of my favorite characters in Awakening and will not stand for the slander against him... I will sit for it though

  • @riallebalfour4767
    @riallebalfour4767 Před rokem +31

    It gets even funnier when you realize…In the new Engage game, the blue-haired Lord and magic-wielding Albino are both Dragons (who can use time). 😊

  • @solimm4sks510
    @solimm4sks510 Před 4 lety +628

    "I was WAYY more fucked up in the Japanese version"
    That's how it usually be

    • @MrAuthor3DS
      @MrAuthor3DS Před 3 lety +29

      I dunno, some believe that Peri got even more fucked up in the English version. Certainly true for Camilla, though.

    • @TheAxeLord47911
      @TheAxeLord47911 Před 3 lety +34

      @@MrAuthor3DS Also true for Niles as well. IIRC, his supports with Corrin in the JP version allude to the fact he was raped as a child. The slums of Nohr ain't a fun place to be, yo.

    • @nicolasbanidol2371
      @nicolasbanidol2371 Před 3 lety +8

      Wallhart was nicer with Morgan in the japanese version according to what I heard

    • @eway44
      @eway44 Před 3 lety +5

      Was Henry better or worse in Japanese?

    • @rockelenelly7687
      @rockelenelly7687 Před 2 lety +5

      @@eway44 he was more fucked up in the Japanese version from what I heard

  • @SalientLamprophany
    @SalientLamprophany Před 4 lety +2254

    The axe is the bad option?
    *EDELGARD WANTS TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION*

    • @aprinnyonbreak1290
      @aprinnyonbreak1290 Před 4 lety +207

      Sword is actually the bad option. Axes and Lances take turns as the best option, but Axes have the reputation of getting garbage units that specialize in them.
      ...Is what I would say if 3 Houses Gauntlets didn't ask Swords to hold their beer.

    • @solomonpnq
      @solomonpnq Před 4 lety +23

      Hector...Vaike(I was joking about Vaike

    • @immortalnomad0341
      @immortalnomad0341 Před 4 lety +29

      [Laughs in Haar]

    • @librathebeautifulwarmonk1283
      @librathebeautifulwarmonk1283 Před 4 lety +13

      @@solomonpnq Vaike is decent, his class is garbage in awakening tho

    • @dimonjack208
      @dimonjack208 Před 4 lety +35

      Byleth: laughs in two time range sword.

  • @Tuskor130
    @Tuskor130 Před 3 lety +37

    2:02 Despite how painfully true the manakete bit is, I really dig that laundry hamper aesthetic the totally not 1000 year old has going on.

  • @jadoudou9898
    @jadoudou9898 Před 3 lety +60

    Lamus : I'm going to die so you FEEL BAD !
    Lord : Alright !
    *Kills him, but have an useless level up*
    Lord : I do feel bad.

  • @ShinigamiSamaH
    @ShinigamiSamaH Před 5 lety +2108

    I restart not because of favourtism but out of my crippling OCD and kleptomania.
    They are mere puppets in my collection.

    • @dandrive3249
      @dandrive3249 Před 5 lety +78

      Shinigami Sama yeah same here. In fire emblem fates I got the unique villains that came with the child levels I use orochi to capture them like Pokémon.

    • @SubduedRadical
      @SubduedRadical Před 5 lety +30

      @@dandrive3249 Oh god, this made me laugh. XD
      WAY too hard. I haven't done that, but catching them like Pokemon...rofl!
      "Gotta catch 'em all!"

    • @keiganm1287
      @keiganm1287 Před 5 lety +8

      I kill atleast 1 character i dont like per map

    • @Rellik165
      @Rellik165 Před 5 lety +35

      it isn't true OCD unless you obsessively try to keep every character at the same level, and thus only use your lowest level units in every level to equalize everyone.
      ...like me...

    • @raiyanchowdhury7898
      @raiyanchowdhury7898 Před 5 lety

      Shinigami Sama

  • @vagabond2787
    @vagabond2787 Před 6 lety +613

    Now get ready for depressing character endings such as:
    - Dies a couple years later from illness!
    - Becomes a terrible parent!
    - Disappears never to be seen again!
    - Gets stuck in an unstable, and frankly bizarre marriage!
    - Meets the love of their life again as enemies on the battlefield!
    - Eventually becomes a witch!
    - Cannot actually marry due to their different social status!
    - Marries (but not to your OTP)

    • @forklauncher
      @forklauncher Před 6 lety +108

      and my personal favourite: fulfills his life-long dream of becoming a nobleman, only to be so shit at managing things, that he gets demoted to a symbolic position, spending the rest of his life complaining to new recruits about the glory days.

    • @woodman7497
      @woodman7497 Před 6 lety +97

      - laments the death of his childhood friend, changes from an easygoing personality to a more serious and sort of uptight one, names his firstborn son after his friend, and becomes an alcoholic
      wooooo go gray

    • @forklauncher
      @forklauncher Před 6 lety +45

      You're mixing up the 2 versions of Gray, I think. Gaiden Gray becomes an alcoholic if Tobin dies, SoV Gray marries Claire and names their son after Tobin.

    • @woodman7497
      @woodman7497 Před 6 lety +5

      right, right, forgot they changed that in echoes

    • @x3seal133
      @x3seal133 Před 6 lety +27

      doodlepoo how dafuq did someone capable of 1v1 with a firedragon using luna died to a snowstorm?

  • @HeadMario
    @HeadMario Před rokem +59

    Creators of FE:Engage: "Yo, this video's dope! Let's just do everything in this!"

  • @FoxyAreku
    @FoxyAreku Před rokem +28

    A certain character in fire emblem engage is literally your 'sus vizier' character at the end with different hair and horns. First thing i thought of when I saw her.

    • @mincinmind9440
      @mincinmind9440 Před rokem +13

      Somehow making a character fit the emperors right hand lady sus vizier role while also being one of the "four generals", truly an impressive advancement of tropes

    • @beeaggro2593
      @beeaggro2593 Před rokem +3

      Oh shit she is lmao

    • @matthewaddai5336
      @matthewaddai5336 Před rokem

      Not gonna lie, i thought of the sorceress in awakening tbh, but good spot.

    • @Dewani90
      @Dewani90 Před měsícem

      and i thought Cornelia from 3h fit better with that, I mean, she already has the dress and the mature aura.

  • @harrylane4
    @harrylane4 Před 4 lety +2932

    "you'll need to use time travel"
    Nintendo watched this before making 3 houses

    • @maxichips5887
      @maxichips5887 Před 4 lety +157

      Echoes

    • @harrylane4
      @harrylane4 Před 4 lety +40

      @@maxichips5887 3DS games after Awakening? There were no 3DS games after Awakening.

    • @librathebeautifulwarmonk1283
      @librathebeautifulwarmonk1283 Před 4 lety +116

      @@harrylane4 Don't most people consider echoes to be good though?

    • @nidohime6233
      @nidohime6233 Před 4 lety +17

      Don´t forget Fates and their dimensions that aged in a different time, so they kinda count.

    • @harrylane4
      @harrylane4 Před 4 lety +15

      @Cool Dude Awakening was good. Not great, fine. It was a great place for newcomers, it was fun, and it was well-designed, though less difficult than the previous games.
      The (non-existent) other 3ds games were horrific

  • @draxiss1577
    @draxiss1577 Před 6 lety +310

    You forgot the mention the Token Wyvern Rider. Seriously, the bad guys *always* have the wyverns.

    • @stefanfr13
      @stefanfr13 Před 6 lety +55

      Player's character roster: Only 1 wyvern rider, 2 or 3 if you're lucky (or someone can promote into one).
      Enemy armies: Everyone, their grandmothers and even their cats have one.

    • @afelias
      @afelias Před 6 lety +6

      That's because wyvern riders are broken as shit in your hands but in the hands of the enemy they die to both arrows and all kinds of magic, barring Tellius that somehow made wyverns fucking flying dragons.
      Honestly giving you more than 2 wyverns is nuts.

    • @CompletelyNewguy
      @CompletelyNewguy Před 6 lety +2

      Why do they get the wyverns? What if I want a wyvern!?
      Man this game just doesn't get me...

    • @ycantiusegeorgiantextforhandle
      @ycantiusegeorgiantextforhandle Před 6 lety +1

      Unless you're talking about FE11 and 12 where you can make pretty much everyone one

    • @CompletelyNewguy
      @CompletelyNewguy Před 6 lety

      Lejen
      Then where DO they get all those Wyverns? They kind of just pop out of no where.

  • @GoBoomYay
    @GoBoomYay Před 3 lety +60

    Shoutout to Seth, the Skeleton Mentor that becomes the SKELETON GOD

    • @regalblade8171
      @regalblade8171 Před 2 lety +5

      The skeleton Mentor is Jagen tho, Seth would probably be his own archetype alongside Titania and (somewhat) FE7 Marcus

    • @kaelanmcalpine2011
      @kaelanmcalpine2011 Před 2 lety +6

      @@regalblade8171 That archetype is called the Oiphey I think, named after a Genealogy character.

    • @regalblade8171
      @regalblade8171 Před 2 lety +1

      @@kaelanmcalpine2011 oh, yeah I haven't played Genealogy but if he's the one who started the "Jagen looks like it'll fall off but holy shit the entire game can be on their back and they can still double a Swordmaster" then yes

    • @samkeiser9776
      @samkeiser9776 Před rokem +1

      Honestly I think the thing that most defines a Jaigen is their bases and base class, it’s silly to distinguish “Oifey” from a Jaigen because both were intended to be early unit that a strong enough to carry that make training your scrubs easier. Only seth for some reason forgot to have bad growths.

  • @CJusticeHappen21
    @CJusticeHappen21 Před 5 lety +398

    "All JRPGs described in ten words or less: 'Teenagers using the Power of Friendship to kill God'." - Yahtzee Croshaw

    • @bishop8958
      @bishop8958 Před 5 lety

      What episode of no punctuation is this?

    • @zacharyw213
      @zacharyw213 Před 5 lety +5

      @@bishop8958 EarthBound

    • @zacharyw213
      @zacharyw213 Před 4 lety

      @GarrettTheFerret So I've heard. I really need to play a Persona game.

    • @matthewwells8377
      @matthewwells8377 Před 4 lety +5

      Hey, in Pokémon you use the power of rivalry to enslave God! And in Xenoblade you only kill God in the first one!

    • @Costikeke
      @Costikeke Před 4 lety

      japanese society in a nutshell

  • @NinjaShooter2024
    @NinjaShooter2024 Před rokem +18

    "You play a blue-haired lord, or magical albino"
    Roy and Eliwood would like to have a word with you...

    • @Morgan_Rider
      @Morgan_Rider Před 7 měsíci

      Lyn and Mark would also like to have a a few words

    • @MysteryEzekude
      @MysteryEzekude Před 6 měsíci

      ...And Byleth too, considering that their hair changes colour about halfway through the game.

    • @eleonorepb4565
      @eleonorepb4565 Před 4 měsíci

      ​@@Morgan_Riderin Japan green is considered as a shade of blue so from their point of view Lyn is the typical blue haired lord

  • @ryanprjgamingchannel9437
    @ryanprjgamingchannel9437 Před 3 lety +117

    It might have been 3 years, but actually, a plenty of characters here are actually archetypes from Fire Emblem series itself.
    The Lord: She is basically a combination of the typical Lord and the female lead (think of Eirika from The Sacred Stones, for example)
    The Evil Emperor at the start is probably a nod to Rudolf, an antagonistic Emperor. Sometimes they are actually in league with the real main villain, others might be not and actually have different reasons
    Pirate Boss: Gazzak (usually the first boss you fight, leader of some sort of bandits, ruffians, etc.) Bad guy who probably uses axes which are weak against swords that the Lord usually uses,
    Childhood Friend: isn't exactly a recurring archetype in actual Fire Emblem games but from how he looks, he's the Merric archetype (a young, friendly male mage, some are literally young boys) - but it also have a sub-archetype, the Arlen, where the mage is more of a prodigy and can be a little jerk, but both aren't necessarily male, some females who do not overlap with the female mage archetype explained later might be either of these instead.
    Skeleton Mentor: Of course he is the Jagen archetype. Probably pureJagen if he's gonna be useless soon. If not, it would be an Oifey instead. Pure Jagens are really old or sick in some way, or handicapped, while Oifeys are pretty much really just experienced and still capable.
    Crappy Archer: Also known as the Gordin. As his name suggests, he's an Archer, and Archers are often seen as flawed in Fire Emblem games due to being unable to counterattack from near. Some of them are unconfident of themselves, others have varied but generally actually nice personality
    Red and Green: Did you mean, Cain and Abel? These are two identical units that almost feels the same aside from different stats, growths - and slightly different personalities, one hot-blooded and the other laid-back - though not in this case for some creepy reason. Despite that, the Cain and Abel archetype isn't restricted to Cavaliers only, though that depends on the case but is usually still the same two Cavaliers.
    Cleric: Also known as the Lena. Usually the first "healer" unit you have. The plot involved during their debut scene and personality varies - ranging from Lean herself being captured by bandits and being a love interest to Julian - joining at slightly early game though not the first chapter, to the just plain cheerful Lissa who joins at the very beginning (prologue) - but most of the time, the Lena archetype is really the first healer who is also delicate (don't tell that to Lissa, though!)
    Knight: This is more accurately known as the Draug archetype - usually one of the bigger males in the cast list, and they are generally actually humble despite looking strong and big. Personality sucks is subjective, though, this varies on who is who.
    Featherweight: Can be classified under either one of the "Whitewings" (trio of Pegasus Knights who are recruited through varying chapters but generally can do their signature technique, the Triangle Attack) or the Caeda archetype (a Pegasus Knight who isn't related to the previous three in any way or is just the first Pegasus Knight you get), but generally one of the Pegasus Knights is gonna be feminine in personality, anyways. (This depiction of Pegasus Knight resembles Florina)
    Cute Mage: Here it is, the Linde archetype. The female mage whose personality varies - generally born with a natural affinity for magic. Tends to join later unlike the Merric, as previously mentioned. And as the name implies, they tend to be the more cute looking one. If it's not and they are the first mage, it's overlapping instead with Merric or Arlen (notably, Lute and Miriel are more similar to the latter)
    The fat guy: Is likely the typical early game axe unit. This isn't a proper archetype even though I wish it is, but there is also similarly the Bord and Cord archetype, two Fighters - similar to Cain and Abel from above. The difference, the dualism in personality is instead one who really loves getting into fights and the other being a more typical person. This archetype is rarer compared to the Cain and Abel because some games only give you one axe user by default early on, such as in this case.
    Furry: Also not widespread to be it's own archetypes, but this is a nod to Laguz in Path of Radiance/Radiant Dawn (specifically the Beast Laguz), Taguel in Awakening, as well as Kitsune and Wolfskin in Fates. As you probably expect this is is the shapeshifting type unit that doesn't turn into dragon or something. On the other hand...
    "Definitely Illegal": Ah, the Tiki archetype! Looks like a young girl (or boy in case of Kurthnaga, but he's a little different and still is mostly the same), but is really at least several hundred years old. The one appearing in this video looks like Fae from FE Binding Blade, but from sound wise, just imagine of Nowi from FE:Awakening.
    Random Old guy: The Gotoh archetype. Generally they aren't always old or act like in this video, but instead they are someone well known and yet doesn't join until the very last chapter or few chapters, depends. Their class varies, of course, but generally they are here to help you take down the last chapter... just in case you screwed up so badly.
    The knife guy / "murderer": Seems to take various elements of Navarre (appears as enemy first and probably has Killing Edge ), and also seems like a Thief in class actually if he wasn't really a prepromoted Assassin. Also slight reference to Julian archetype, which are generally much more nicer than this and is of the Thief class.
    The fun and crazy General is kinda like Kempf or Narcian or Valter, the sadistic one too who you can definitely try beat up the heck out of him with no question asked.
    The boring General looks is typically either the general who is typically loyal to the empire without question, picture out Murdock from The Binding Blade for this, or one that is similar to The Black Knight from Path of Radiance.
    The noble general / "Lamus": As the name suggests, Camus archetype is the type of character who is part of the antagonistic army and is one of their generals, and generally makes you think why they are gonna be stuck on the opposite side or is prevented in some cruel way.
    The Vizier here is a reference to the rare female antagonist that is, from judging her depiction here, it differs. Might be similar to Sonia from The Blazing Sword or Aversa from Awakening, but just so you know, this is probably one of the related to the big bad evil dragon or something.
    If I missed something please tell me in the replies and comments

    • @BenDover-fo7lg
      @BenDover-fo7lg Před 2 lety +7

      The pegasus knight in this video can't be inspired by Florina. Literally nobody benches the adorable killing machine. Whether it is for her good stats and growths, flying utility or the fact that she's the most precious little cinnamon roll in the game, everyone has reasons to use her

    • @ryanprjgamingchannel9437
      @ryanprjgamingchannel9437 Před 2 lety +6

      @@BenDover-fo7lg Some players also prefer using Fiora, but yeah both are just equally good if we are disregarding that she joins later than Florina

    • @BenDover-fo7lg
      @BenDover-fo7lg Před 2 lety +3

      @@ryanprjgamingchannel9437 Yes, Fiora is also great, and even if Florina's already trained by the time you get her, her bases are pretty good so she's not hard to train, and you can use both. It gives a lot to an army

    • @Sirknite1310
      @Sirknite1310 Před 2 lety +6

      You forgot The One That Dies Off Screen, but let’s be honest, no one really cares about that one.
      But if you do care, let me elaborate then. this could be a nod to Selena or Glenn (Sacred Stones), or Someone else (i haven’t played or I’m too lazy to remember). Respectively if you take Erika's route there is no mention of Selena dying anywhere in this path. Same is done with Glenn, when you take Ephraim's rout, no mention of him dying either. But seeing as the female general looks more like Selena, it confirmed it. And there you have it, The One That Dies Off Screen archetype. Hopes this was helpful.

    • @regalblade8171
      @regalblade8171 Před 2 lety +7

      Jello forgot about the Est archetype:
      Low level unit unprompted unit who joins after 80% of the game is over, has good growths and at best decent starting stats, Est, Nino and Sophia (kinda?) are examples

  • @DavidGonzalezSamudio
    @DavidGonzalezSamudio Před 4 lety +3383

    Somehow there are spoilers for Three Houses...

    • @ZippoIII
      @ZippoIII Před 4 lety +10

      Where?

    • @DashawnLoves
      @DashawnLoves Před 4 lety +71

      @@ZippoIII yes

    • @ZippoIII
      @ZippoIII Před 4 lety +1

      @@DashawnLoves so.. None

    • @DashawnLoves
      @DashawnLoves Před 4 lety +19

      @@ZippoIII all

    • @DashawnLoves
      @DashawnLoves Před 4 lety +123

      @@ZippoIII jk but seriously this video is like FE: Three houses but without context on who or what is exactly the scenario they're describing.

  • @ave_r_ie
    @ave_r_ie Před 5 lety +1544

    “Sure is weird that you can use the sword only the DRAGON LORD with the MARK OF DESTINY is able to wield”
    “No need to look into that”
    *stares at alm from shadows of Valentia* BOI!

    • @budling5921
      @budling5921 Před 5 lety +16

      Yeah that was weird

    • @lateral1385
      @lateral1385 Před 5 lety

      I like your profile pic

    • @jett843
      @jett843 Před 5 lety

      Also if you look he spelled "wield" wrong in the video

    • @marcelobriones9521
      @marcelobriones9521 Před 5 lety +1

      Well falchion was given to marth(and chrom) by naga so he could seal grima/medeus so I think she would be in agreement of alm using it to save his army from grima

    • @GUMPAAful
      @GUMPAAful Před 5 lety +4

      Marcelo Gutierrez
      i think he is talking about the Royal Sword that only the royals could use and alms was able to use it .

  • @andyknightwarden9746
    @andyknightwarden9746 Před 3 lety +39

    "Does anybody want to use the old man?"
    I mean, Athos was pretty boss.

  • @MessedUp_
    @MessedUp_ Před rokem +30

    Actually insane how accurate this describes Fire emblem engage...

    • @mamba-do-u
      @mamba-do-u Před rokem +3

      I'd guess it's cause Engage purposefully uses the staples and tropes of the others more purposefully? Might just be me

    • @mist6950
      @mist6950 Před rokem +2

      @@mamba-do-u maybe? I mean Engage is an anniversary game

    • @boiyado6717
      @boiyado6717 Před 11 měsíci +1

      @@mist6950 It’s called an excuse for the writers to give up.

  • @abonnybunny6647
    @abonnybunny6647 Před 6 lety +726

    Actually, I'd totally play a game with this exact cast. I'd always restart for Fat Vaike.

    • @boiboi3672
      @boiboi3672 Před 5 lety

      Maybelle Summers same

    • @Direwoof
      @Direwoof Před 5 lety +30

      DO YOU NEED THE OLD MAN?!

    • @1999MarioFan
      @1999MarioFan Před 5 lety +2

      Maybelle Summers I would S Support him with Featherweight.

    • @paperluigi6132
      @paperluigi6132 Před 5 lety +15

      I restart for EVERYONE. Even if in a rout map there’s one enemy left but one of my characters die, I’ll restart the ENTIRE battle. Unless I have a save state

    • @ajh22895
      @ajh22895 Před 5 lety +2

      Well, he can get 50+ HP in the midgame and even more late. Soooo... just keep that Fat Vaike jiggling wig wig wiggling too.

  • @Morgar.Simpso
    @Morgar.Simpso Před 6 lety +298

    1:00 love the reference to the deliverance being absolutely ignorant
    Literally every other character: "WOAH ALM U CAN LIFT THAT SWORD THAT ONLY THOSE OF ROYAL BLOOD CAN WIELD DUDE ARE YOU ROYALTY!?!?!"
    Alm:"Its probably fake u try"
    Everyone else:"CANNOT LIFT IT UGHHHHHH"
    Alm: ha you guys r just messin with me.
    *4 chapters later*
    Alm: WAIT RUDOLF WAS WHAAAAAAAAAT THERE WAS NO POSSIBLE WAY I COULD HAVE SEEN THIS COMING.

  • @theauthor5484
    @theauthor5484 Před 3 lety +86

    Me in 3H Black Eagles route:
    Sylvain and Ferdinand: Two cavaliers. TWO CAVALIERS.

    • @magicfish8213
      @magicfish8213 Před 3 lety +6

      And leonie and lorenz

    • @theauthor5484
      @theauthor5484 Před 3 lety +3

      @@magicfish8213 Definitely lmao, I always make it a mission to have 2 cavaliers so I can recreate this.

    • @disgustof-riley8338
      @disgustof-riley8338 Před 2 lety

      LMAO

    • @kaelanmcalpine2011
      @kaelanmcalpine2011 Před 2 lety +1

      I actually recruited Sylvain for that very reason. Though apparently it's the Blue Lions that get closest to the Cain and Abel architype with Sylvain and Ingrid. All they're missing is the color.

    • @kaelanmcalpine2011
      @kaelanmcalpine2011 Před 2 lety

      @@theauthor5484 I think I had 4 in that run since Marianne and Sylvain were a Holy and Great Knight respectively.

  • @andyknightwarden9746
    @andyknightwarden9746 Před 3 lety +49

    I like that FE7 had a legitimately threatening, secretly tragic villain who was *not* in charge of a nation.

    • @andyknightwarden9746
      @andyknightwarden9746 Před 2 lety +5

      @Sylvain Jose Gautier ...Yes. Do note that I said that he was legitimately threatening.

    • @lordgod9958
      @lordgod9958 Před rokem +1

      @Sylvain Jose Gautier I mean evil dragons are a long standing tradition. The only exception I can think of are the radiance games involving beating up a mad king(riding a dragon) and a goddess

    • @cober9966
      @cober9966 Před rokem

      I mean he was a Lycian lord he wasn't a random guy

    • @andyknightwarden9746
      @andyknightwarden9746 Před rokem

      @@cober9966 ...who are you talking about?

    • @alikeremozfidan288
      @alikeremozfidan288 Před 8 měsíci

      ​@@andyknightwarden9746probably lydias uncle

  • @krausercruz2780
    @krausercruz2780 Před 4 lety +848

    And lets not forget "That one character that carries your entire game but later fund out they are supposed to be botton tier useless"
    Any Meg mains around here?

    • @irmatrubura4620
      @irmatrubura4620 Před 4 lety +33

      Does Nino fit in this category? Cause I told my friend I would use her for the heck of it and she ended up being really good after promotion

    • @ChristieWryte
      @ChristieWryte Před 4 lety +51

      @@irmatrubura4620 IIRC, Nino is a weird case in that she is actually a high tier character, but you get her so late in the game and at such a low level that for most people it's just not worth the extra effort to realize her potential when you've probably already committed to Erk, Priscilla, or Pent well before you got her, all the enemies you're fighting are levels above her, and you've only got a handful of maps left.

    • @irmatrubura4620
      @irmatrubura4620 Před 4 lety +8

      @@ChristieWryte yeah it's like that with her. I decided to put in the effort and she quickly became strong

    • @acesometis3328
      @acesometis3328 Před 3 lety +29

      @@irmatrubura4620 Typically she's known as the "Est" type character - a late game low level unit that turns out good if you take the time to level them.

    • @ram5487
      @ram5487 Před 3 lety +15

      Yeah, uh, no. Nino requires far too much investment for what she gives to your army. You’ll have to spend 1-3 maps training her up and only her, and when you’re done, and minus a guiding ring, you now have a slightly better pent. Who joins earlier. Prepromoted. She’s like erk if erk joined a bunch of chapters later.

  • @TheScribeScribe
    @TheScribeScribe Před 5 lety +316

    1:15 She literally pulled that plot device out of her ass.

  • @TheChessicfayth
    @TheChessicfayth Před 4 lety +126

    "Fire Emblem is a tactical RPG that's secretly a dating simulator...."
    It's not reaaaaaally secret tho?

  • @spartandud3
    @spartandud3 Před 3 lety +45

    I know this video is meant to be a joke but your design for the blue haired lord is actually pretty fucking awesome.

  • @ConejitoPequenito
    @ConejitoPequenito Před 4 lety +1256

    "There's only one gay option and it's the *old man* !"
    -Fire Emblem: Three Houses

  • @ashemabahumat4173
    @ashemabahumat4173 Před 5 lety +1449

    "We could just recruit you"
    "NO"
    >flashbacks of Mufasta

    • @alchemistarcher02
      @alchemistarcher02 Před 5 lety +74

      Yeah, we could recruit Walhart, but not Mustafa? Something ain't right.

    • @poisondamage2182
      @poisondamage2182 Před 5 lety +52

      @@alchemistarcher02 FUCK this Mission is so fucking sad. and the Music. FUCK! Mustafa was such a cool character and killing him made me hate that war even more!

    • @Sirius10117
      @Sirius10117 Před 5 lety +3

      Whyyyyy???😭

    • @AvacadoChan
      @AvacadoChan Před 5 lety +4

      I ACTUALLY LOOKED HIM UP FIRST BECAUSE I ACCIDENTALLY KILLED THARJA AND I DIDNT WANT TO DO IT AGAIN

    • @dylanbryan1990
      @dylanbryan1990 Před 5 lety +4

      And Gale. I get the whole "closure" thing with having Miledy and Whatshisface talking to him, but it got my hopes up.

  • @devilfacethedarklord
    @devilfacethedarklord Před rokem +10

    Engage has the exact same four evil lords and only one of them is recruitable. The other three die in cutscenes XD

  • @cm_0011
    @cm_0011 Před 3 lety +70

    I love how most of the comments only played 3 Houses, oh what a world you still have left to discover!

    • @KaiBunyak
      @KaiBunyak Před 3 lety +8

      I started with 3 houses, and am now playing through awakening and fates. I’m falling in love with this series!

    • @sophiagonzales8974
      @sophiagonzales8974 Před 3 lety +1

      I want to play other Fire Emblem games that are not Three Houses but I don't have money now to buy another Nintendo console

    • @supercorn5607
      @supercorn5607 Před 2 lety +3

      @@sophiagonzales8974 emulators bro, emulators

    • @sophiagonzales8974
      @sophiagonzales8974 Před 2 lety

      @@supercorn5607 I know about emulators its just I don't know any that could boot up any FE games also my laptop which is the computer can't boot up any games from steam but it can boot up any games play on the web because of how old and slow it is. I don't have any money to buy a new one.

    • @supercorn5607
      @supercorn5607 Před 2 lety

      @@sophiagonzales8974 i myself don't have money to buy a switch. I'll probably play 3 houses when I get a job, probably like 2026 24 years old :(
      But hey, look at me, still playing fe 6,7& 8 with rom hacks even if it was released like 18 years ago.

  • @Supernat98
    @Supernat98 Před 6 lety +375

    "Swords, lances, and the bad one!"
    Hector: *OHO*

    • @steel1906
      @steel1906 Před 6 lety +32

      Gonzales: *proceds* *to* *crit* *just* *because* *Lilina* *is* *behind* *him*

    • @xuanathan
      @xuanathan Před 6 lety +28

      OHO what's this?
      *grabs wolf beil

    • @Noponis
      @Noponis Před 6 lety +7

      Haar would object, but he's busy doing what he does best
      Sleeping

    • @nachohangover5104
      @nachohangover5104 Před 6 lety +32

      Axes aren't the problem
      Axes having so many crappy units as users is the problem.

    • @gravityhero2227
      @gravityhero2227 Před 6 lety +3

      Hector: I disagree!

  • @MarbelSoda
    @MarbelSoda Před 6 lety +2343

    FE16 plot lookin good tbh.

  • @yakumoyomi5765
    @yakumoyomi5765 Před 2 lety +14

    "But only when I touch my STINK STONE."
    That had me rollin'.😆

  • @KinglyPeasant
    @KinglyPeasant Před 6 lety +6073

    Classic mode: strategy game
    Casual mode: waifu simulator

    • @Ryocniel
      @Ryocniel Před 6 lety +196

      no no no, waifu simulator is DDLC! The festival is gonna be so much fun, I can't wa- JESUS F***ING CHRIST!!!!

    • @lymeclay5245
      @lymeclay5245 Před 6 lety +12

      yep, pretty much

    • @sigh824
      @sigh824 Před 6 lety +432

      Normal: Waifu Simulator
      Hard: Strategy Game
      Lunatic: RNG Simulator
      Lunatic+: GameFaqs

    • @lyncario5515
      @lyncario5515 Před 6 lety +52

      Radaint Dawn/Trhacia 776 normal: TAS simulator
      The same games in hard: Only using the broken characters with rng manipulation simulator

    • @AlexThat200
      @AlexThat200 Před 6 lety +47

      KinglyPeasant
      Yeah, the second one is pretty much me.
      Got into the game for the completely wrong reason according to the fandom. I was interested in the characters and the lore. At least for the most current games excluding Shadow Dragon (DS) and Echoes.
      I tried doing the first fire emblem that came out for the Gameboy, but I failed harder than the time I tried Super Robot Taisen. I have some patience considering the fact I play Pokémon, but I almost never lose in Pokémon, so my temper got the better of me when it came to losing my units.

  • @Emboarbof
    @Emboarbof Před 6 lety +479

    Yes I WANT TO USE THE OLD MAN CHARACTER!
    Wryspect your elders, chumps.

  • @windmage0168
    @windmage0168 Před 3 lety +22

    Here's some of the FE references that I caught:
    The blue-haired Lord's very late promotion: Roy's incredibly late promotion
    Red-haired Mage Who Isn't Good Yet: The Merric archetype
    Skeleton Mentor: The Jagen Archetype
    Crappy Archer: Almost every early-game archer you get. Only Jamke avoided this fate. But then again, Jamke is pretty much a Navarre with a bow.
    Red and Green: The Cain and Abel Archetype, a.k.a. my favorite
    Frail Cleric: The Lena Archetype
    The Boring, but Powerful Knight: There isn't a specific archetype that he matches, but he reminds me of Oswin from FE7.
    Featherweight Pegasus Knight: The Whitewings Archetype. Even if these characters become bad, they have utility.
    Cute Mage: Fan favorite characters in general.
    Fat Vaike: Ugly characters like Gonzales and Dorothy.
    The Furry: Beasts characters and Laguz.
    Definitely Illegal Dragon Girl: The young-looking manaketes who are actually 1000+ years old.
    Eleventh Hour Old Man: The Gotoh Archetype. Characters that arrive in the endgame to help you kick some ass.
    Pink-haired Murderer: There are always *those* characters whose morality is *very* questionable. e.g. Perne, Legault, and Tharja.
    Crazy General: The eccentric enemy character with a high rank in the evil empire's army. e.g. Kempf, Narcian, and Valter.
    Boring General: The classic enemy general whose loyalty to the empire is his only personality trait. e.g. Murdock and almost every generic boss in FE4.
    Lamus: The Camus Archetype. These guys never go down that easily. The original Camus has one of the best weapons in the game, that weapon being the Gradivus. And then there's Eldigan. Eldigan has the Mystletainn. This weapon grants insane boosts to his stats and gives him the Critical skill. In this game, Critical is a rare skill that has a Skill% chance to double the attack power of the unit. The attack power is doubled before the target's Defense is taken into account, so a critical hit is (Atk*2)-Def. I'm pretty sure no unit can take a crit from Eldigan, so be prepared to reset. The easiest way of dealing with Eldigan is to talk to him with his little sister (who may or may not want to have sex with him), Lachesis. Reinhardt has many things that make him almost untouchable. He also has TWO brave weapons that are very powerful. He has Vantage, allowing him to attack twice before you do, during *YOUR* phase, Pavise, making the dude even harder to kill, and Adept and Accost giving him an extra chance to fuck you over. The easiest way of dealing with him is to put him to sleep.
    Suspicious Vizier: Those scheming bastards that you see in every game. They almost always betray the emperor for their own self interests or for their dark god/dragon. e.g. Gharnef, Manfroy, Veld, etc.

  • @rudolflc1684
    @rudolflc1684 Před 3 lety +41

    Imagine having an useless sckeleton mentor.
    - this post was made by the Seth gang

    • @aridicaexmontaudon1296
      @aridicaexmontaudon1296 Před 3 lety +6

      This post was made by the titania gang

    • @gewuerzwanze5627
      @gewuerzwanze5627 Před 3 lety +2

      my first FE was sacred stones.
      i had to restrain myself from flinging seth at all my problems.
      is it really that bad in other games?

    • @andyknightwarden9746
      @andyknightwarden9746 Před 3 lety

      @@gewuerzwanze5627 Look at Marcus in FE7... Then look at him (and Zealot) in FE6.

    • @rudolflc1684
      @rudolflc1684 Před 3 lety

      @@gewuerzwanze5627 I haven't played all the FE games, but the Jaigen is usually good (mostly in older games).
      In FE4 they are among the most broken units, in FE6 Marcus is the sole reason you can pass the first chapters, in FE7/8 Marcus/Seth is your most broken unit, Titania is said to be a really good unit, in FE11/12 Jaigen/Arran are pretty good early game.
      They are usually the best unit early game, and stay pretty solid during the whole game. Absolutely not an useless sckeleton mentor, nor Seth either ;)

    • @sethseth916
      @sethseth916 Před 3 lety +3

      Seth Emblem: The Sacred Seth

  • @UltimateHalG
    @UltimateHalG Před 6 lety +692

    2:29 I am conflicted, on one hand he is a pretty anime boy, on the other hand he is a literal murderer...but on the other hand he is a pretty anime boy...

    • @romya7466
      @romya7466 Před 5 lety +4

      do you by any Chance the Name of the Character? He seems so familiar but i really don't know which Fire Emblem he's from :(

    • @piaraismacmurchaidh4712
      @piaraismacmurchaidh4712 Před 5 lety +20

      Romy A There might be numerous characters like that, but Henry from Awakening is one.

    • @dzaster7008
      @dzaster7008 Před 5 lety +28

      Romy A he looks like Henry (FE: Awakening) and Joshua (FE: Sacred stones) had a baby

    • @Mr.Monacle
      @Mr.Monacle Před 5 lety +35

      To be fair to Joshua though, Joshua is fucking cool. And also not a psychopath. Should have lead with that second bit.

    • @mtj8870
      @mtj8870 Před 5 lety +16

      *KAREL*

  • @kamiikaleidoscope8338
    @kamiikaleidoscope8338 Před 6 lety +582

    "Swords, lances, and the bad one." Hector would like a word with you.

    • @davids3094
      @davids3094 Před 5 lety +42

      Kamii Kaleidoscope camilla, frederick and titania as well

    • @DrakoxRising
      @DrakoxRising Před 5 lety +31

      Kamii Kaleidoscope That might be a bit of a Haar-d point to argue after Tellius.

    • @psy4597
      @psy4597 Před 5 lety +19

      I hear Ross in the distance...

    • @telendar2949
      @telendar2949 Před 5 lety +6

      Camilla, Frederick and Titania suck so much... Just like any high rank early game units (Seth, Marcus, Titania, Frederick, Jagen, Gunter...). Hector on the other hand has trouble to hit enemies early game but is clearly the best and most reliable lord of FE7. Ross is OP because you can grind as much as you want in FE8. But he is damn OP indeed.

    • @gabschu184
      @gabschu184 Před 5 lety +33

      Telendar Excuse me what? Have you seen their bases and growths? I may be missing a joke,but if I'm not,I'm triggered. Titania is easily one of the best units in both FE9 and 10. Camilla comes at crucial points in both Conquest and revelations. And Lunatic/Lunatic + is basically Frederick Emblem.

  • @lVicel
    @lVicel Před 2 lety +8

    *Me:* The parody he did of Three Houses is incredible... wait a second
    *Research on the internet
    _This Video --> 2018 // Three Houses --> 2019_
    *Me:* This guy inherited The Simpsons' talent for predicting the future.

  • @YourCrazyDolphin
    @YourCrazyDolphin Před rokem +18

    Now that Engage has released, yep, still 90% accurate. Especially on the support descriptions.

    • @illyachan5901
      @illyachan5901 Před rokem +2

      I was thinking about getting engage but all my fire emblem knowledge comes from this video alone. Is the “make two characters like each other so you can get a child character” a thing in engage?

    • @Rodri34451
      @Rodri34451 Před rokem +3

      @@illyachan5901 Sadly, no. There has not been child characters since Fates.
      There's also no paired endings for some reason, except for the protagonist who can """S support""" anyone.

    • @YourCrazyDolphin
      @YourCrazyDolphin Před rokem +2

      @@illyachan5901 No, aside from a paired ending with 1 character no romance in this game.
      That was a thing for Awakening, which had a time travel plot, and Fates that was just copying Awakening.

    • @InquisitorThomas
      @InquisitorThomas Před rokem +5

      @@YourCrazyDolphin I’m only glad that Child Characters didn’t come back after fates, the system worked for Awakening’s story but the Implementation in Fates was really stupid and made practically every character a deadbeat parent.

  • @shadowofchaos725
    @shadowofchaos725 Před 6 lety +875

    I still cry for Roy.
    That last part about ABSOLUTELY LATE forced Lord promotions really hit home. lmao

    • @nachohangover5104
      @nachohangover5104 Před 6 lety +24

      shadowofchaos725 TBH even if he promoted before getting the Binding Blade, he'd still be pretty bad IMO.
      Footlock, swordlock, and pretty bad base stats.

    • @jrhamari
      @jrhamari Před 6 lety +4

      shadowofchaos725 I agree. I mean I still like Roy despite how bad he is in Binding Blade mainly due to Smash Bros nostalga but I dont like how late he promotes T.T

    • @jaredfayette2567
      @jaredfayette2567 Před 6 lety +5

      jrhamari Roy doesn’t promote until there are only about 4 maps left. So for more than 20+ chapters, Roy will remain unprompted while your other characters will become much stronger. In addition, if you failed to unlock any of the Gaiden [extra] chapters and or have any of the legendary weapons from said chapter break, your screwed from getting at least the good ending of Binding Blade, meaning you’ll only have ONE chapter with a promoted Roy if I recall correctly.

    • @jrhamari
      @jrhamari Před 6 lety +1

      Jared Fayette I remember reading that. Yeah they really screwed Roy over. which is sad because like I said I really like him. Thats why I hope they remake FE6 and 7 so that they can have Roy promote earlier, Like say after you get the final legendary weapon.

    • @gokillyourselfgoogle
      @gokillyourselfgoogle Před 6 lety +6

      Canonically the strongest sword that's the reason dragons are nearly extinct and yet he sucks.

  • @MashAttack
    @MashAttack Před 4 lety +806

    "MARK OF DESTINY"
    ... Crest of Flames.
    I hate how accurate this still is.

    • @wellalrightthen3920
      @wellalrightthen3920 Před 4 lety +53

      Brand of the Exalt...
      The brands on Alm and Celica's hands...
      Yep.

    • @ryldmeh251
      @ryldmeh251 Před 4 lety +6

      Well, Alright Then and the royal sword

    • @dragoonarchive9197
      @dragoonarchive9197 Před 4 lety +43

      Just add: It's weird that you can use the sword that only the KING OF LIBERATION can use with the CREST OF FLAMES, is able to wield.

    • @wellalrightthen3920
      @wellalrightthen3920 Před 4 lety +21

      @@dragoonarchive9197 hanneman intensifies

    • @dragoonarchive9197
      @dragoonarchive9197 Před 4 lety +13

      @@wellalrightthen3920 *bass boosted* "Can I have a look at your crest?!" Haha

  • @FasterthanLight11
    @FasterthanLight11 Před rokem +13

    It always amuses me to see the "bad guy" nation somehow has no means to feed itself yet it has the strongest, most well equipped army the world has ever seen.
    The only time this made sense was FE6-7 where the first thing they did was invade the farm rich nation

  • @greendemon905
    @greendemon905 Před 3 lety +35

    "My stats are great, but my personality sucks!"
    That's it, I'm making Felix an Armor Knight!

    • @caydenjohns2440
      @caydenjohns2440 Před 3 lety +1

      How dare you say that about Felix, he may be a bitch at first but he becomes nicer

  • @necronerd7507
    @necronerd7507 Před 5 lety +1495

    Just think about how jello probably payed that person to say “oh my tit fell out “
    What a guy

    • @Lucifronz
      @Lucifronz Před 5 lety +168

      She earned that line, too. Perfect delivery.

    • @PeachDragon_
      @PeachDragon_ Před 5 lety +65

      @Pillo The Star listen fam, it's all about the dignity until the bills need to be payed...

    • @crestianroxas4782
      @crestianroxas4782 Před 5 lety +40

      @Pillo The Star yeaaaah 'bout that uuuuuuuuuuuuhh...
      *HOW AND WHY IS SHE SO CASUAL ABOUT THIS?!?!?!*

    • @babingiii
      @babingiii Před 5 lety +25

      @@crestianroxas4782 it probably isn't the first time it's happened!

    • @nickfidler6908
      @nickfidler6908 Před 5 lety +25

      @@crestianroxas4782 Who's gonna judge her? The corpse of the protagonist? :D

  • @Mangs1337
    @Mangs1337 Před 6 lety +5040

    Is this the plot for Fire Emblem 16?

    • @adidevvinaik
      @adidevvinaik Před 6 lety +177

      Mangs probably

    • @thomaspearce9222
      @thomaspearce9222 Před 6 lety +271

      Remember,
      all ships are canon

    • @thomanator1000
      @thomanator1000 Před 6 lety +356

      And all ships have cannons.

    • @wee3ist
      @wee3ist Před 6 lety +97

      Nope
      It will be the same but all the game is boat maps

    • @Maid_of_Spiders
      @Maid_of_Spiders Před 6 lety +73

      oh hi mangs, didn't expect to see you here. To answer your question i doubt it. There was no mention of sexy vampire waifus.

  • @ryangallagher9723
    @ryangallagher9723 Před 3 lety +49

    This video: *exists*
    Three Houses developers: Write that down, write that down!

  • @zeroescape
    @zeroescape Před rokem +25

    It's crazy that the voice of protag girl in this video ended up voicing Timerra in engage

  • @azurelionheart
    @azurelionheart Před 6 lety +705

    “You got Swords, Lances, and the crappy one!”
    Bows aren’t part of the weapon triangle though...

    • @auberonsylveon4694
      @auberonsylveon4694 Před 6 lety +13

      FusionBolt27 Except they are, actually.

    • @azurelionheart
      @azurelionheart Před 6 lety +19

      Auberon Sylveon Okay, yeah, I guess they do have uses, but I think there’s postives and negatives to all weapon classes. Personally, though, the fact that bow users get mauled at close range makes me a little hesitant to use them in battle.

    • @dragonzeroxiii2501
      @dragonzeroxiii2501 Před 6 lety +33

      Depends on how you use them. turn an Archer into a Sniper and you have yourself Death at far range because of their ridiculous range and crit stat.

    • @JlBUNROCK
      @JlBUNROCK Před 5 lety +6

      FusionBolt27 Remember Rolf from Radiant dawn?

    • @curiousgerado197
      @curiousgerado197 Před 5 lety +4

      Auberon Sylveon Only in Fates.

  • @anonspec9056
    @anonspec9056 Před 6 lety +2943

    *"Oh, My tit fell out"*
    wHEEZE