Micky Jokes About Women | Micky Flanagan On Alan Carr: Chatty Man

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  • čas přidán 13. 05. 2024
  • Micky knows too well what to say and what not to say when it comes to his Stand Up...
    Micky Flanagan has gone from being a professional comedian without an OFFICIAL CZcams Channel to being a professional comedian with an OFFICIAL CZcams Channel (which his wife isn’t running).
    Apparently, you can subscribe to the channel here bit.ly/2XJ423E
    So, pour yourself a glass of Rosie Lee or Stella Artois, put your knees up, and enjoy peeping at Micky’s middle-class ambiance in all of its splendor… even if you’re poor.
    #MickyFlanagan #StandUp #Comedy
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Komentáře • 138

  • @Fiveminded
    @Fiveminded Před 3 lety +74

    Micky: Shoplifting, Pay people off...
    Micky's PR Team: *faints*
    😅

  • @kingcatlxix4573
    @kingcatlxix4573 Před 3 lety +51

    You can tell these 2 genuinely get on and could see them being good mates outside of the showbiz life

  • @funkyjunkyjai
    @funkyjunkyjai Před 3 lety +63

    Micky is too funny ! Absolute legend 🤣

  • @claireellis8242
    @claireellis8242 Před 3 lety +30

    MICKEY FLANNEGAN CURES DEPRESSION. TAKE FOR HALF HR DAILY. 😆⭐❤️🇬🇧

  • @KingoRichie1990
    @KingoRichie1990 Před 3 lety +37

    "... I hear you, brother. I hear you." 😂

  • @andrewwarmington
    @andrewwarmington Před 2 lety +13

    "I went on a Jack the Ripper tour and ended up in Laura Ashley"

  • @marthacochrane484
    @marthacochrane484 Před 3 lety +32

    'all women like a new top'.......love Mickey!

  • @paulg687
    @paulg687 Před 10 měsíci +3

    @2:17 Do you think he’ll come back? Seriously underrated line. Incredibly quick. I’m not sure the audience could even appreciate it in time. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @veganvocalist4782
    @veganvocalist4782 Před 3 lety +15

    Love these two together 🤣😂

  • @liannemorgan5797
    @liannemorgan5797 Před 3 lety +30

    If ur ever depressed just put either one of these guys stand up on and be Howling till I cry 🤣🥰

  • @genokemp2433
    @genokemp2433 Před 2 lety +4

    ''aww look what's he's wrote in there ''🤣

  • @timothywilliams7499
    @timothywilliams7499 Před 2 lety +8

    You gotta love him he is fantastic Micky

  • @shaunaghroberts3226
    @shaunaghroberts3226 Před 3 lety +10

    Mickey is a Natural 👌😂😂

  • @itsacarolbthing5221
    @itsacarolbthing5221 Před 3 lety +192

    You can buy justice. Never a truer word spoken.

    • @itsacarolbthing5221
      @itsacarolbthing5221 Před 3 lety +3

      @Crom very true!

    • @sheilabryson5803
      @sheilabryson5803 Před 3 lety +6

      Never a truer word spoken.

    • @peterbett3076
      @peterbett3076 Před 3 lety +6

      Like Harvey Weinstien did? Or Howard Marks? Or the French monarchy? All rich, all faced redemption

    • @michaelrawson6261
      @michaelrawson6261 Před 3 lety +2

      @@itsacarolbthing5221:... 'ows about "if you're dishonest, don't be skint... If you're skint, don't be bloody dishonest...!!!"

    • @oohtob6685
      @oohtob6685 Před 3 lety

      I tried to buy justice. Got banged up for a 10 stretch after offering the judge a fiver.

  • @absbello6608
    @absbello6608 Před 3 lety +24

    Micky is the guy!! I love him....Real Hackney general 😆💙

    • @johnbird7357
      @johnbird7357 Před 3 lety +1

      Bethnal Green.

    • @absbello6608
      @absbello6608 Před 3 lety

      @@johnbird7357 yhh I know but hey it was all one in a way once upon a time.

  • @bournemouthisshit
    @bournemouthisshit Před 3 lety +3

    - A Cockney Jesus! Nearly pissed meself! lol

  • @triplevxd
    @triplevxd Před 3 lety +15

    Brilliant! I so did the card shop thing!

  • @ipanzerschrecku4732
    @ipanzerschrecku4732 Před 3 lety +16

    Not just a stunner but also an excellent card writer...btw you should make a t-shirts with that beach photo.

  • @scottyh8494
    @scottyh8494 Před 3 lety +9

    Mucky is great. A very funny man/comedian.

  • @barbarahodgkinson2765
    @barbarahodgkinson2765 Před 2 lety +3

    Micky Flannigan I love you brain. Thankyou for being so honest

  • @ASHMAN20082008
    @ASHMAN20082008 Před 2 lety +3

    😂😂😂😂😂 love the card story 😂😂😂

  • @tinacolmer3403
    @tinacolmer3403 Před 3 lety +22

    Omg I didn't realise, micky Flanagan has the cutest little smile and giggle.

    • @rw6391
      @rw6391 Před 3 lety +3

      He's gorgeous,and funny 😍

    • @tinacolmer3403
      @tinacolmer3403 Před 3 lety

      He certainly is. I love that cockney accent.

    • @johnbird7357
      @johnbird7357 Před 3 lety

      @@tinacolmer3403 i'm a genuine cockney living in Lincolnshire now. Nobody undertstands me when I speak. ...lol

    • @tinacolmer3403
      @tinacolmer3403 Před 3 lety

      I've watched a lot of British gangster and football hooligan films. So understand the lingo quite easy. Lol. I love the cockney accent and the Irish accent.

    • @mickfoskett6629
      @mickfoskett6629 Před 2 lety

      @@tinacolmer3403 ..I'm a cockney..years ago I lived in America for a few months..the yanks loved my accent just asking me to keep talking as they loved hearing my London cockney voice..of course I obliged!🙂

  • @milly7205
    @milly7205 Před 2 lety +3

    Spot on !

  • @n.m.2174
    @n.m.2174 Před 2 lety +3

    Love Mickey and Alan! Greetings from 🇺🇸.

  • @PRO-LIBERATE
    @PRO-LIBERATE Před 3 lety +19

    Best comedian who ever touched a mic 😎🙏🙏🔥🔥🔥

  • @hanselmansell7555
    @hanselmansell7555 Před 3 lety +2

    'Lifetime project' 🤣

  • @neilmeldrum5853
    @neilmeldrum5853 Před 2 lety +2

    A cheeky reference to prince Andrew there ladies and gentlemen

  • @SotonSam
    @SotonSam Před 2 lety +2

    Micky is genuinely and top bloke

  • @distitron
    @distitron Před 2 lety +6

    A+ for Polish Tyskie beer can out there haha

  • @debraolivier2147
    @debraolivier2147 Před 3 lety +6

    Love! LOVE! Love!

  • @daffyddduck2419
    @daffyddduck2419 Před rokem +1

    Cockney Jesus 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @sandrashea1732
    @sandrashea1732 Před rokem +1

    Brilliant brilliant brilliant

  • @LeeAnneGuerin
    @LeeAnneGuerin Před 8 měsíci

    I'm keeping the revolution alive Mickey 🤫
    We call it Five finger discount 🖐😂

  • @jamesharryward5595
    @jamesharryward5595 Před 3 lety +5

    Right on Micky ........

  • @shahinmiah9379
    @shahinmiah9379 Před 2 lety +1

    Legend 💯

  • @margaretcarter2429
    @margaretcarter2429 Před 2 lety +1

    I just love ya Mickey

  • @pd2772
    @pd2772 Před 3 lety +2

    Bang on

  • @shahinmiah9379
    @shahinmiah9379 Před 2 lety +1

    Legend 👌👌👌

  • @Zaky-Tocapelotas
    @Zaky-Tocapelotas Před 3 lety +7

    Im worried about the pearly children =)

  • @paulalaye6428
    @paulalaye6428 Před 3 lety +22

    Well I have to say adore Micky I'm from sarf london where there used to be pie and mash shops, gotta put chili vinegar on too!!!

    • @MrEddHard
      @MrEddHard Před 3 lety +6

      Sorry luv. We don't go south of the water this time of night.

    • @DarrenHarrison7160
      @DarrenHarrison7160 Před 3 lety

      I'm an Eltham boy that's become an honorary Essex boy and chilli vinegar is the only vinegar 😋

    • @oscartravis5740
      @oscartravis5740 Před 3 lety +1

      I was so sad to see the end of Goddards pie & mash shop in Greenwich, I loved that place

    • @paulalaye6428
      @paulalaye6428 Před 3 lety

      @@oscartravis5740 Good morning oscar part of our living history the pie n mash shop, my mummy was one of twelve kids in a tenement block in rotherhithe and her dad was a steviedor on the docks there. We have a shop here in sussex but it isn't the same at all, enjoy your day and keep safe Paula

    • @oscartravis5740
      @oscartravis5740 Před 3 lety

      @@paulalaye6428 Blimey 12 kids, them were the days! You too Paula, stay safe :-)

  • @vickismith3176
    @vickismith3176 Před 11 měsíci +2

    Micky Flanagan should be used for mental health. Proper genuine humour is really hard to find. His cockney walk and accent just tops it off for me. Micky Flanagan and Jack Black is my go to when my dark mind plays games

  • @debbiclairejackson2407
    @debbiclairejackson2407 Před 3 lety +1

    My daughter's CID....no more pocketing pork pies 😉🤣🤣🤣❤

  • @txsphere
    @txsphere Před 3 lety +16

    At this point he has talked about a tickle here and there, if he got caught his fans would just go,, "da my boy!"

  • @lifeslessons9889
    @lifeslessons9889 Před 2 lety +2

    Two cockney classics .. excellent

    • @UKKC80s
      @UKKC80s Před 2 lety

      Alan carrs from Northampton.. Not a cockney.. Just far enough down to be classed as southern but not classed as london, he's in middle of being in the Midlands and being in London (if that makes sense). Northampton is a weird little place. It's more of stop gap between south, London and the East midlands. Barren land.

  • @gbwildlifeuk8269
    @gbwildlifeuk8269 Před 3 lety +10

    Shoplifting? I call it discount.

  • @d-u-m-balien3694
    @d-u-m-balien3694 Před 2 lety +1

    Micky is a boss

  • @kenoath6846
    @kenoath6846 Před 3 lety +2

    😂😂so fucking good😂😂🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺

  • @blairbuckley4206
    @blairbuckley4206 Před 3 lety

    Propa from the hoo!!!😂😅🤣😂

  • @carmelitabeaverhausen1322

    BETHnal Green, distributed fish, worked as a carpenter, midthirties began attracting thousands of people who came just to hear him speak. (Little known fact...Jesus was lefthanded.)

  • @seanworkman431
    @seanworkman431 Před 3 lety +5

    If a man complains to me about not understanding women, I reply why would you want to? That would take all the fun out of it, if you knew you would run away. Men who do figure it out are too smart for their own good and end up working at research stations in very cold climates.

  • @leostarr9789
    @leostarr9789 Před 2 lety +1

    Hang on. He's left handed?!

  • @levimcglinchey5843
    @levimcglinchey5843 Před 3 lety +12

    5:00 please tell me people don't actually do this

    • @him050
      @him050 Před 3 lety +8

      Levi McGlinchey you must not have any friends on Facebook with babies at Mothers’ Day? As someone in their mid twenties, Mothers’ day is torture on social media 😴

    • @RIXRADvidz
      @RIXRADvidz Před 3 lety +6

      sorry mate, it Actually Happens. just another reason to be a Non-Breeder.

    • @levimcglinchey5843
      @levimcglinchey5843 Před 3 lety +4

      I'm thirty two with nee kids and nee social media. It's a winner like, would recommend

    • @levimcglinchey5843
      @levimcglinchey5843 Před 3 lety +2

      Well, I could do with being ten years younger

    • @levimcglinchey5843
      @levimcglinchey5843 Před 3 lety +4

      Eee don'tchu be lettin' the wife ear ya sayin' all that malarkey or youw'll be in th'dog aas ma san.

  • @ThaiTastic
    @ThaiTastic Před 3 lety +7

    I was the 600th person to Like. Nobody can take that away from me, unless you unlike 😂😂

  • @andytraill
    @andytraill Před 11 měsíci

    The truth.

  • @ritchardperry7824
    @ritchardperry7824 Před 2 lety +7

    Micky is a funny man..but we all know the best comedians come from the north😎

  • @More-than-ladyboys
    @More-than-ladyboys Před rokem

    Micky’s dvd camera operator locates hot blondes during the stand up. Check it out! Out out!

  • @blairbuckley4206
    @blairbuckley4206 Před 3 lety

    Hood

  • @trooperthatsall5250
    @trooperthatsall5250 Před 3 lety +6

    hay Mickey, being that you are now "Gentry" can I have a job? may be your man servant? hold your wallet? fetch your Vodka from the offey? or empty he loose change from your pockets of a night? I'm from East London, well Silvatown and use to do a Sunday job at Columbia Road Flower market selling the mothering laws tonge and bunches of flowers...so I got all the patta, I could even chat up a few dirty but posh birds for ya. Go on you know it makes sense ~Trooper

  • @yung21king
    @yung21king Před 2 lety

    Can’t believe the joker is a comedian to

  • @shohamsen8986
    @shohamsen8986 Před 2 lety +2

    I dunno what DVD Alan Carr has been watching but if the guy producing the comedy DVDs decide to put in a shot of an audience member Yawning, then it definitely shouldnt sell. I think this is Alan Carr doing a bad save.

  • @janemills1839
    @janemills1839 Před 3 lety +5

    It highlights Mickys humour and Carrs lack of it.

  • @claireellis8242
    @claireellis8242 Před 3 lety +2

    WHAT PHILIP GREEN DID WAS LEGAL. MAXWELL DID IT FIRST. NO LAW WAS CHANGED. CHRISTMAS SHOPPING CLUB - LEGAL - NO LAW CHANGED. 😠❤️🇬🇧 ASK YOURSELF

  • @kevintaylor1343
    @kevintaylor1343 Před 3 lety +1

    Comedy Jesus ? Call me jesus . Btw my middle name is Robert so everyone that shouts Jesus H Christ isn't taking my name in vain , 'cos it's jesus R Christ . You're actually taking a Mexican plumbers name in vain . You probably need proof , right ? Ok , here it is . My elderly mother fell out of bed a couple months ago and hurt her hip . Couldn't walk . It took two months to work 'cos I'm a bit rusty , and a walker and a bit of help , but I said get up and walk to the cripple . Now she is .

  • @roberttaylor1321
    @roberttaylor1321 Před 3 lety +2

    Your regret saying that about the cross 1 day

  • @lorraineshaw2311
    @lorraineshaw2311 Před 2 lety +1

    My husband didn't give me anything for my first Mothers Day, I've still not forgiven him, it's been 29 years!!

  • @bremCZ
    @bremCZ Před 2 lety +1

    You did go a bit mad.
    I got a mothers day card to my wife from me.
    It's a celebration of her being a mother, not her being my mother.

  • @jeanlongsden1696
    @jeanlongsden1696 Před 2 lety

    Alan Carr is out, out

  • @RIXRADvidz
    @RIXRADvidz Před 3 lety +3

    I grew up in a Woman's Household. a Lesbian Woman's Household. good thing I like women, but not That Way. I respect women, I know that seeing the world from a Man's position and a Woman's position means that the Men need to stand down, take a back seat and let the Women Run the Show, Much Much Better.

    • @RIXRADvidz
      @RIXRADvidz Před 3 lety

      and if you get stroppy about that comment, you're part of the problem.

    • @everythingisupsidedown9593
      @everythingisupsidedown9593 Před 3 lety +11

      God and Christ - Christ over man - man over women and women over children. It can only work this way.

    • @hiyadroogs
      @hiyadroogs Před 3 lety +7

      If you have ever watched even one episode, let alone a series of The Housewives of... & how women tear each other apart, make up grievances, & form phoney backstabbing friendships that barely conceal their contempt of each other, or their irrational delusions.. Then you thank your lucky stars for the status quo.

    • @AutomaticDuck300
      @AutomaticDuck300 Před 3 lety +8

      @@hiyadroogs Don't try to understand women. Women understand women and they hate each other.

    • @AutomaticDuck300
      @AutomaticDuck300 Před 3 lety +3

      @@RIXRADvidz it's a symbiotic relationship. Both sides would have you believe that it's parasitic (one way or the other) but it's really not. Men need women and women need men. That's all there is to it.

  • @telesamgram1318
    @telesamgram1318 Před 2 lety +2

    Micky can make even this crap show a funny one. Allan is really not that funny, still fair play for landing these jobs.

  • @markstevens9660
    @markstevens9660 Před 3 lety +6

    Give it up Carr .... you’re not even slightly amusing ... just sayin ...... 🤷‍♂️

  • @danielmcfarland6116
    @danielmcfarland6116 Před 2 lety

    There are a lot of great comedians out there but Micky isn't one of them

    • @christopdeck3457
      @christopdeck3457 Před 2 lety +3

      So, who are the great comedians in your book then, which have the audience laughing almost constantly in their shows?