Death Stranding - Part 2 | The Strongest Man In The World
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- Time to take Norman Reedus and his amazing Fetus on a journey! In this Death Stranding walkthrough and lets play I'm going to be playing the full game on PS4 because the PC version doesn't come out until 2020.
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Tomorrow Is In Your Hands
After the collapse of civilization, Sam Bridges must journey across a ravaged landscape crawling with otherworldly threats to save mankind from the brink of extinction. From legendary game creator Hideo Kojima comes an all-new, genre-defying experience for the PlayStation®4 system.
In the near future, mysterious explosions have rocked the planet, setting off a series of supernatural events known as the Death Stranding. With spectral creatures plaguing the landscape, and the planet on the verge of a mass extinction, it’s up to Sam Bridges to journey across the ravaged wasteland and save mankind from impending annihilation.
Starring Norman Reedus, Mads Mikkelsen, Léa Seydoux, and Lindsay Wagner. - Hry
Deadman: don't get attached to your BB
Jack: I'm a dad now
Yup~
I was like sorry, too late mate
Lmao
Deadman: Dont get to attached to your BB.
*Literally have to plug yourself into it like a damn power cord .
Larry Moses what
Jack: "Soothe the baby"
* VIOLENT SHAKING *
i watched this video with x2 speed and it was way funnier
"WHY AREN'T YOU CALM YET?!?"
I was like well jeez Shaken bake syndrome man
like that video with the kids "rocking" a toy baby in a cradle with the song WAKE ME UP playing loudly
X'D
Irish soothing
Deadman: Your bodily fluids reduce BT activity.
My brain immediately: Piss yourself as a defence mechanism.
this comment made me laugh so hard - thank u for that lol
@@vaxyr You're welcome 😊
That thought made me giggle so much I wanted to share it.
So, hear me out: if they dont like your fluids, shouldnt that mean sweat, saliva, blood, bile etc? So shouldnt you just yeet yourself, naked, sweaty and full of pee in the balls face first into every bt to kill it? And would nt that mean every boss fight in the game becomes unnecessary, since sam can come back, he can commit sudoku and extinct them beach bois.
Projectile vomit to defend yourself
Nut aggressively at the BTs, watch then fuckin melt
19:00 Can confirm, almost a year later, the game world is filled with ladders and messages and stuff just like he predicts. It’s totally awesome
Almost makes me want to play it.
@@michaelwilson5114 almost but not quite huh
@@ambush8793 Not gonna lie - I might try it if it ever goes on PS Plus or Now, but I don't think I'd buy it. Not hating on it - it looks good and I like the story so far, just too much walking for my taste.
I want to play it
@@michaelwilson5114 lol I was just kidding but I’ve tired it I didn’t play much but it was ok
“BB’s stress levels are increasing”
Same BB
*smoothly done*
Me during finals
Yes~
That's me when the BT's are around jack
Me when my mon calls me by my full name
Just some facts:
-Sam smelled the rope because in the previous episode he was told that it contained his own blood for identification.
-Autointoxication/autotoxemia is a real thing which means your body poisons itself. There's a reason we poop, pee, sweat and exhale: to get rid of matter we can't decompose and toxins. If for some reason we absorb these things, it gets bad. It would make sense that a small baby in a sealed container is prone to that.
-Oxytocin ain't no drug, but an important hormone for social interaction and wellbeing! It lowers stress, heightens love and trust and strengthens group-dynamic. Our brains create it while cuddling, singing, to counter stress etc. Holed up in one of the cold bases of Death Stranding, some extra oxytocin couldn't hurt.
I like the world-building of this game.
Oxytocin is also produced during childbirth and for breast lactation 😂
That’s some mighty fine facts you got there
Thanks for sharing
SCIENCE!
What’s a DOOM
@@trusstee-music1890 I believe DOOMS is the term for abilities regarding the detection of BTs without aid. Sam can only sense them, other DOOMs can probably see them with their own eyes. The Definition is just speculation though, I can't quote the game to confirm it yet.
The Game: Manage your weight and supplies wisely.
Jack: Don't talk to me or my five hundred ladders ever again.
The number next to the item in his inventory screen is the weight of that object not the number he has. He has four ladders and each one weighs five pounds.
@@williamstevens5599 it’s a joke they know
@@williamstevens5599You must be a hit at parties idiot.
Sean: *hides to take a minute to soothe BB*
Also Sean: *gives BB shaken baby syndrome*
Jack: Completely misses the main objective despite staring right at it.
Also Jack, literally minutes later: "Come on, Death Stranding, I'm a big boy gamer. You don't need to tell me exactly what to do all the time."
He totally missed the printer interface. Drove me up the wall.
yeah like how a man can be so blind and dumb its annoying af
shaboyy damnnn 😂😂
@@jasminestones9536 😂😂the man triggered me
I was yelling at my phone but NOOO he has to not listen to my incoherent screams
Death Stranding: Based in America
*Used Iceland as a reference*
Apparently the death stranding turned the us into ice land
Also why do they always make these in america, wouldn't cool stuff happen in different countries??
WHATS HAPPENING IN CANADA!
Tactical Child if that’s your mentality, never get into Fallout
@@TacticalChild That's mostly a Kojima thing, though. He's an Americaphile.
@@TacticalChild cuz' AMÉRICA FUCK YEAH
That's because most of our terrain is boring flat lands with a couple mountain ranges here and there
“This dude’s proud of his ladders”
Jack 2020: LOOK AT MY LADDER IT EXTENDS
😂💀
An intellectual I see👀
Jack: plays a game about delivering cargo. Also jack: assumes cargo is shared between buildings
Single dad reconnects the wi-fi router while carrying all the grocery bags at once
Hahahahah Best comment!
this wins "describe a game, but shitty"
ⓌⓄⓌ
@Goaty 𝔤𝔬𝔬𝔡𝔫𝔢𝔰𝔰
Vaknir Tseifo Damen 😂
I love how apparently the canteen automatically absorbs water from the world, filters it and converts it into Monster Energy. The future is weird.
Iceperson YT Monster energy is a Continental Powerhouse
Hey, Mads Mikkelsen isn't going to pay for himself
Your wrong it's cool and video game logic
Monster Energy is Love. Monster Energy is Life. Monster Energy will be here long after you and I expire and become giant immensely terrifying hand prints placed by our (decaying?) Souls after the true strength of a soul is taken away from our vehicles. Bodies. Monster Energy is Forever ~
Time fall is just monster energy that makes you old. If filtered... it is simply just monster energy drink.
For anyone who’s curious, he finally realises he left the quest item in the locker at 1:54:00
Thank fucking god you left this comment. I was a bit shaken by the fact that he left it, enough so that i couldn't bear watching further not knowing if he would realise his mistake a wee bit later or not.
Not sarcastic, btw. Genuinely, thank you.
@@axuhaslostit you know what you seem like a genuine person. I like you. (btw I'm not being sarcastic) (btwbtw I'm bot saying I'm not being sarcastic to be sarcastic, I'm serious not being sarcastic).
thank you i was going insane
I was like, 'It's right there with the star and everything.' And he still glossed over it 😭
I came to the comments to see if I was the only one screaming at the screen. This is my second watch through and it gets me every time 😢
Sean: I'm only going to call him Norman
*proceeds to call him Sam for the rest of the episode*
"make sure to sooth your BB"
*shakes violently*
Cotail time
I soothed him so well he fell asleep forever
@@skellytheskeletos8490 1:44:40
XD
:l
"Now I'm all slow." Yes Jack, the 5 ladders attached to your spine might be involved in that.
Jack have no clue about anything, Always like *Understandable yet "strange" thing happend* Jack: "What is this ! Weird"
PÒÒP
can we just take a second to appreciate that even Jacks Siri is irish. what a grand lad
For those confused on when it happened 1:26:31
@@EliasFyre7 thank you :)
to be fair mine it too just a much smoother voice.
Sam is a realistic representation of a video game character with all their inventory
Interesting note: Oxytocin is the chemical in your brain responsible for the emotion of love, so you're literally delivering love in this game.
Yeah I think he is confusing it with oxycodone or oxycotine.
yeah i was wondering if anyone else picked up on that lol
The chemical formula for love can kill you though...
It isn't called oxytocin though... ;-;
Or ecstasy/molly. Either way it should be a good time
Also it's the first time you use the "Q-Pid" or "Cupid" XD
wonders internally if Jack will EVER see the "Auto arrange cargo" button in the cargo management menu
or the fact he could of got the bike right away like I did :p
@@kohl4life WHAT
@@POTATOEH81 he didnt get the bike right away. the whole time he went to the wind place . when the game says hey did u see that bike
that's when he could of got it . oh well he has it now
OMG YES!
Screaming "Triangle to Autoarrange!!!!" at my monitor isn't helping
26:50 Sean talking away and Sam says "Always liked the quiet" 😂 what a funny way to say "shut up!"
Entire plot of the game so far: you need to physically deliver cargo from one place to another, since there's no transportation of materials apart from people lugging it over.
jack: lets just store this cargo here in the private locker and pick it up at the other location.
Norman's selling his bathwater to all those thirsty BT gamers.
BY THE ORDER OF THE JARL STOP RIGHT THERE THIEF!
@@toadpa4565 Let me Guess... Someone stole your sweetroll
A Level 100 Riften Thief No lollygagging
Nah he selling bb's pod liquid
I used to be an adventurer like you until I took an arrow to the knee
Jack, remember if you stay still you can see where the BT's are. Like so he can see
@The Nut meh
@The Nut he aint gunna read every single notification
@The Nut moves it up zoomer
What does BT stand for
Samuel Santana “Beached Things”
I know this is old but, I'm dying at how fast Jack goes into straight panic mode😂
One of the reasons I keep coming back. Jack makes me laugh, and he is a huge comfort in this crazy world.
okay but i don't blame him the tense moments in this game are TENSE. after my first big encounter with BTs i was out of breath by the time i made it to the terminal
I just want him to stop for a second and ping so he can see the bts
Jack: "You're giving the baby Oxytocin?"
Me: "Oxytocins the happy drug your brain produces all the time Jack, you're probably confusing it with Oxycontin the painkiller."
Yes I'm watching this way later than I should be but I missed like 2 years of content because of life.
nah nah oxytocin is the REAL shit, makes you high for days straight. Now serotonin, that shit'll send you to the moon!
Literally he compared it to heroine I was like that’s just the hormone 😭😭😭
I just realized why he handcuffs himself to the bed. So he literally doesnt fly off in case an event happens.
Or.....
@@ghostgunner7829 Kink Stranding.
@@ghostgunner7829 ;)
I wondered about that myself, that makes sense.
No he dose that so the room senses he’s going to sleep that’s why the lights automatically turn off :/
*Jack in a therapist's office*
Therapist: "Are the 'fans', as you call them, with us in the room now? Do they ever talk to you? Tell you to do things?"
They stare at me and watch me
Jack: NO of course they don’t tell me what to do in my head... They tell me what to do through the internet
I love how Sam calls the BB a kid despite everyone calling them an "it" and acting like they're disposable and treating them like nothing more than equipment.. How everyone treats BB(s) is kinda sad. Idc if they're "equipment" or what their role in the story is. It's a baby. It deserves to be loved and taken care of.
I thought it doesnt have a real soul?
@@QuantumFishFTW bb loves Seán
They deserve to be dropped.
It reminds me of How dogs are in the military
More equipment than dogs
It’s a game chill
I feel like all these people going on about how people have to connect like this or else extinction are really just extreme extroverts cut off from interaction in person and with the internet down so they are going mad, while Sam is an introvert who just wants to be left alone but he takes pity on them because he likes hiking so might as well fix the internet connection while he is at it.
thats the perfect summary :Ddd he feels that he might as well do something if its so important to everyone and Amelie even though its not important to him whatsoever
Yeah I'm like super introverted and don't like being touched much either just like Sam so I can understand Sam's point of view more than Amelie's lol
Kids in high school complaining how heavy there backpacks are!
Norman: hold my cargo
Aurora Kay some of them resemble turtles with those huge backpacks
@raging_ aura_blaz one time in high school I had to use a plastic carrier bag because the arse of my bag fell out lol
Try being in band as well
LoveTheWorld oh yea it makes it worse when ur in band
i know right
In my mind, this whole series is just a satirical portrait of how everyone's got all the tech in the world, but then when it comes to a 5 minute walk, everybody freaks out and think it's impossible.
"We've been waiting three years!" _Is literally less than 2 km away_
SebSk stop being gay
Just because he hasnt been walking for three years dosent mean that they havent waited that long for the capitol to send someone. They said that there was a ten year gap between the last time Sam saw Amelie in person. And god knows how long it took to build the terminals.
no one got the balls to walk outside alone with those thugs, BTs, and rain that kills you.
that's why Porters are labeled Legends.
Ngl fair point. 👍🏻
Facts bro
"fixing America isn't something like I'm super invested in" Jack being from America I would like to say I am also not super invested in it.
Yea I’m like, “can we try something different? What about like rebuilding Iceland or something? I hear they had free post secondary education there.”
Same
@@shay1330 i vote Iceland im also from America let’s definitely try something different lol
.🤔😑.
yeah the u.s is fucked, there's like nothing good here, now I'm only 17 but I never see people who realize that "left" and "right" don't matter when neither fixes the deep set problem that we are approaching the inevitable conclusion that living under a economic system that is fundamentally incapable of human dignity and happiness.... I probably sound crazy but that's just my opinion
My back is completely fucked up and carrying even just a school bag hurts, so watching Norman carry that much is crazy
Jack: *doesn’t pick up chiral printer interface*
Everyone: *internal screaming*
This is true
Truee!!!
No, not internal screaming. Me talking to monitor: PICK UP THE PRINTER! NO! GO BACK GET THE PRINTER!
Haha, true. I just came to the comments to release my internal screaming. :P
*also external screaming*
Why does Amelie feel like she's just a fake projection from Bridges to manipulate Sam into connecting the Wi-fi?
She creeps me out in ways I can't explain. Everytime she mentions "connection" or any variation of the word, it reminds me of a zombie hivemind or something.
Spoiler
She kinda is
Fuckkkkk spoilleerre
@@gamergeek4096 thank you for That not That much of a spoiler I just clicked it anyways
Yeah. I got the same feeling and everyone keeps saying : « well I never saw her personally... »
Ahh the irony and unintended foreshadowing when jack said “I’m a delivery man. I can’t wait till I get my order to deliver pizza.”
YES LMAO i was looking for this comment 😏
Jack: "How do I remove the markers?"
□: *Am I a joke to you?*
😂🤣😂🤣
Imma give you 200 likes for that. Oh wait that only works in the game
Yeah, this whole time he has missed the *"REMOVE ALL MARKERS"* button
It's been triggering me so hard.
CZcamsr blindness is real.
it's tough watching Jack struggle with his cargo arrangement while having a big sign saying ''auto-arrange'' right in his face
Lmao 😂
Nothing has ever been truer
haha in all fairness i didn't use that auto arrange feature at first and it really screwed me.
uh huh
It's causing me so much anxiety... lol
He does know oxytocin is the love hormone produced in the brain when we're in love, and not a pain killer right?
"Reconnect the world."
The world: *America*
Leia Brookes well you have to start with where you live
@@dexterityisbetterthanstren8961 but not everyone lives in the US. Surely there are organisations like bridges on other continents
What else is there except America
@@stephenmcshane4746 in the game North America is the only country affected by the time fall and death stranding, so they are reconnecting the world back to America
@@madmatt2you416 I’m not sure the world would want to be connected to America…
"Try not to get attached."
....Ya, I think Sam is far past that now. He's just adopted this thing as his own now.
Ya he says "My BB" O
Sooo yeah its his now
"iv'e only had bb for a day and a half but if anything happened to him I would kill everyone in this room and then myself"
- Sam
Jack: *Thinks Oxytocin is a hardcore drug* You're giving it OXYTOCIN??
me: oxytocin is the cuddle/bonding hormone though....
Hardcore drugs that everyone needs.
@@mellennia9 Exactly. A hardcore drug that a 30 second hug will give you. xD
@@mellennia9 yes just like those wild mushrooms I ate they gave me a big hug
methinks he thought oxycontin
@@getsetready literally sure that that's what Bryan Dechart thought it said when he read it because he said oxycotin. that or he was just making a brypo
#1 line that didn't age well in 2020: "humans aren't made to live alone."
We still aren't. Staying isolated too long(even for introverts) can drive you nuts.
Depends on who you say it to-
Well we have the internet.
I feel like I've become more aggressive to people who get between me and games though.
We aren't. I think it has to do with the ape part of our brain. We're social creatures by nature. There's a reason hermits and recluses are seen as outliers and strange people
@@anthonycooke942
Humans don’t originate from primates. :>
If we did, then why are they still here?
Show me the EviDenCE!
Taking out the peen to pee in the middle of a timefall. A bold move, watch out for splashback.
Norman Reedus : *puts hair in ponytail*
Ma and jack simultaneously: sexy
Same-
sammeeeeeee
I just had phantom pain flashbacks lol
Jack when he's carrying tons of boxes: "Ok lets take this nice and slow"
Also Jack: *sprints down a cliff*
Bet he must *love* this kind of comment.
Also jack: shake firmly for 2 minutes
@@penitentbearer9195 .
@@mayankraj2294 ...yes?
SPEED IS KEY
jacksepticeye 2019: "this man is proud of his ladder"
jacksepticeye 2020: being proud of his ladder
1:48:00
takes all the cargo EXCEPT THE CARGO HE NEEDS
So did anyone realize that he pulled his member out to pee in the Timefall? Jack, you protecc BB but you also need to protecc PP....
I just commented about that actually. Didn't see that you already made the timefall pp joke 3 days ago.
@MaximumMaxy yeah, and then older than that becomes old and wrinkly and dusty musty
SAME
I noticed that too... you think he has ED now?
@@jackh4843 guaranteed
"I'm so good at avoiding the BTs now"
*Literally 2 seconds later walks straight into one while the pinwheel was screaming at him to stop*
He is called flappy
*face palm everyone lol
Not the pinwheel, anything but the pinwheel
i like the original fan name for it more
patapata (kimi)
sounds cuter
Retarded is his name
I love this series so much, and it is hilarious to watch Jack fuck around with his cargo for 10 minutes while just completely ignoring the "auto-arrange cargo" button VERY clearly sitting in the lower part of the screen lmao
Edit: also building another PCC when he didn't need to... like nothing in the menu told him he needed to build another one >< reading the menus goes a long way lmao
How long does it take Jack to realize that he didnt get the thing that he needed from the MULE camp??
this is doing my head in...i havent finished the video but if he walks too far hes gonna spend a loooong time walking all the way back. for someone who notices a lot of tiny details about games im always baffled when he doesnt seem able to complete the actual game tasks set...
Ive just gotten to this part, had to pause immediately and run straight to the comments to see if anyone else picked up on that! The facepalm is real, hoping he figures it out before he makes it all the way back to base 😅
Lmao ok he cut out the travel back, at least he eventually figured it out
@@jaybob666 Ugh this comment is comforting but it still hurts me to see him still walking away from the big orange label.
a year apparently
“Hope this is easier than carrying my dead mom”
-Jacksepticeye 2019
She carried you. It's only fair.
No like anymore it's perfect
I can't wait until Jack realizes that there's an 'Auto Arrange Cargo' option
I said the same thing watching this. The whole wristband/ terminal screens can be a bit much to decifer all at once at first sight. Takes some getting used to. Very time consuming but nevertheless it's a great game. Sean really makes it interesting with his commentary.
Yeah i keep waiting for him to notice it and im just cringing because he would be better off lmao
I dont like doing that I like sorting it myself
It just hurts watching him not use the auto arrange. It seems painfully tedious, and makes the game look unplayable in my opinion if not used.
Not meant to be offensive, just saying, btw. :)
And this is where Jack's ladder addiction began
Jack seems to really care about the storyline but he ignores 80% of what the characters say
"You can't spell legend without leg!"
Love him or hate him, he's spittin straight facts
Sorry WHAT
sadly, you can't spell legend without an "end"
Amputated person: Oh no, my Legs ended
Also, according to this game, the entire USA is about 15 kilometers across.
Or everyone is 150 feet (46 meters) tall now. Or Kojima.
I think it's more meant to give you the "feel" of what the United States offers. In terms of very different environments (mountainous, flat plains, hills, dry areas, wet areas, woodlands and more) in a smaller feel. If you wanted a man to walk across the united states like "for real", it'll take you a lot more than 60 hours, sorry to say. Even if part is on vehicle.
Yeah that bugged me too, but I choose to think of it as a metaphor, and this is all that is left of America.
Or ya know, because it would take forever to create a life sized america in game.
Just like in real life
I like how he's played this for 3 hours and all he knows about it is Norman Reedus has a fetus
Jack: The ones we take are the ones with hearts on 'em!
Chiral Printer: Am I a joke to you?
*Literally anytime Deadman or Diehard call Jack*
" W H A A A T ? ! "
Stormi moo I can’t say that I blame him. 😅
What if Jack will be naked at the time
@@skellytheskeletos8490 What? Why the heck would he be naked?
I dont know, I just try say something funny
@@skellytheskeletos8490 It was just weird.
Game's volume: aaaaa
Jack's volume: AAAAAAAAAA
Yeah the game volume is low I have to keep it on 90 % to even hear the game instead of jack
@@averageamericatard2710 mines on 100
When is Jack’s volume _not_ AAAAAAAAA? His entire brand is being loud as fuck and for some reason we all love it.
yeah, the only way i can listen to it is through headphones, otherwise either sean is destoying my ears, or i cant hear the game, but somehow headphones kinda equal it out, for the most part
Jacks true form:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I just wanted to say thank you to sean for explaining stuff to everyone when the game explains it i get confused but when sean does he does in a way that everyone understands
Sean: :Laughs at mules getting a "cargo high":
Me: those are literally pirates, dude
Deadman:don’t get attached to your bb
Jack:Do I have to pay child support
Jack: Has 2 ladders.
"It's a pain in the ass to get across that river"
And if he just walked a little bit further down, he would only have needed to use one and get onto flat ground, instead of 2 on rough ground.
Jack: "Didn't I already collect a crystal? Can't I just go back?"
Jack: collects two more crystals Notification: "You have collected enough crystals to complete your order"
Jack: still clueless
"It's like trying to guide a pony and a whale at the same time!" LMAO it's too good!
Sean forgets to take chiral printer interface:
Everyone: face palm
I very rarely speak to the screen on my computer. For this, I made and exception. 1:53:47 for those who want to skip some of the stress inducing as he runs back lol. Nothing particularly interesting happens in those couple minutes.
Me: YOU DIDNT GET IT OMG
Glad I'm not the only one who was yelling at him lol
Sean goes back 5 seconds later and gets it and in the end this comment was irrelevant.
I feel this so much
"How do I remove the markers?!" Literally staring at the press □ to remove all markers icon!
this part was such a torture to watch lmao
are you saying he needed to... keep his peepers peepled?
@Alexander the parrot that was a reference bro. to like, half of his series'.serieses?idk but he says it a lot in subnautica. this has been a jacksepticeye fandom PSA. mainly intended for @Alexander the parrot, and @Trixarian but mostly the first guy
Ikr!!! This kinds of things makes him more harder to watch, the thing is he can see smaller details(in luigi's mansion he noticed some quite hard to get refrence to a movie) but he can't see the much bigger things(this video is the living embodiment of this)
Alexander the parrot Neither did yours but ok.
Coming back to rewatch this, and dear lord
"I can't wait to deliver a pizza!"
Jack had no idea xD
Late to the party but,
watching Jack completely miss the Remove All Markers button and just making new ones on top of old ones is causing me pain.
“Oh! Remember that BB’s wont stay long so try not to get attached to them”
Me: too late!
"BB is just equipment"
Deadman's gonna be a dead man here soon
Underrated lmao
That BB is gonna be dead too, if Jack keeps shaking it like that
Ikr
Would be cool to see Jack replay this now after it's been out all this time to see how things have progressed
Oh good lord it was painful seeing him leave his ENTIRE order at the wind farm
"Repatriate's bodily fluids are repellant to BTs"
Me, realizing sam can pee on the BTs and use that as a repellant
You can piss on the grabbers to get them away, same with the apparitions.
Or on yourself
Must place my pee into a mist spray bottle and spray everyone with my pee. Including me x)
I mean, technically u aren't wrong... Lol
what about
*c u m*
2:20:57 I really like the fact that the bb controls that arm, so it's like the child saying we all good
Back in the first episode when he escaped the inky black squid thing It turns into a hand and waves goodbye
Literally the entire plot of this game: "connection has been lost, returning to offline mode"
Aplix yep XD
Have literally never had this issue.
I guess is because the game just came out
WOW I can teleport against my will whenever to about 10 steps from where I am standing
The BB constantly crying brings back bad memories of Yoshi's Island.
‘When there is no more room in hell, the dead shall roam the earth’
"Can I print a friend" Might be the unintentionally saddest thing I've ever heard.
_welcome back to the amazing adventures of norman reedus and his little fetus on his wonderful journey as an U.P.S employee delivering drugs to people and drinking monster energy_
The ultimate kyle
“Norman reetus will free us with his fetus” ~ Jack
Yes
What a game
So the death stranding made the whole world look like Iceland?
Nice
2:05:23
"Your mother weighed more than that"
💀💀💀
Jack: My pee makes mushrooms.
Mario: Well, I quit.
This is the first comment ever to make me actually laugh.
Lmao
this is what youtube comments are in a nutshell.
not complaining.
Also mario: *MAMA MIIA!*
Rewatching this simply because of how therapeutic it is to watch Jack's longer let's plays... Very much enjoying all of it :3 Thank you, Jack ^^
“Oxytocin?! I’m delivering some real shit!”
..oxytocin is a naturally occurring hormone that’s excreted when a mother bonds with her baby, among other things 🤣😂
Secreted. Excreted means it goes outside your body, like sweat, poop and pee. When you secrete its inside yourself.
Oxytocin is social bonding/happiness/cuddle hormones, which is what Sam is delivering.
Oxycontin/Oxycodon is heavy opioids. Which is what Sean *thinks* Sam is delivering
Thank you. I came down here hoping someone said it.
THANK YOU
I just said this. He's delivering birthing hormones, not opioids 😂
While this is true, it's still highly addictive. Love is just a compound chemical made from serotonin, dopamine and oxytocin
@@samanthacabell860 No.
Fucking no one is taking oxytocing to get high lmao
Awww when Sam was showering you could see how his shoulders were all red from the backpack straps :( poor boy is under Jack's greedy control lol
THIS!!!
@@fowele I think if it was chiral allergy he would cry
I find it extremely funny that sean is right next to the place his found cargo needs to be delivered to, but instead opts to yeet it into a storage box.
It’s so frustrating watching him struggle with the menus 😂
"I'll just leave them in my private locker and pick them up there."
Me: this'll be good.
was looking for this comment like "someone has to have said this" thanks bro
Death BackTracking
I like how he genuinely thought it'd work like this. It would've broken the entire concept of the game! All you'd need to haul anywhere is yourself to pull cargo out of your magic locker xD
Everyone else: useful feedback on gameplay and plot
Me: There's no way his hair was actually long enough to tie up like that
It 100% is. My hair is about his length (maybe just a bit longer) and i can throw it up into a low pony
I don't recognise him with tied up hair, in the trailers he looked like a completely different character so I got confused.
Yes it is
My hair is half as long and I can tie it into a ponytail
Exactly my thought! At least some strands should've fallen back to their original place
"A rising tide raises ships" -Jacksepticeye2019. great motivational quote.
Die-Hardman: "after that you can use a chiral printer "
Jack: Can I print a Freind!? : D
Ups: we can only carry 2 packages per trip Norman fetus: observe
This man is the definition of ‘hold my bear’ to any delivery system- tell me I’m wrong I dare you-
@@TaylorMLPFIDAU why would anyone hold a bear?
@@Nyxedmisfit true
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@@zandertriesdrawing2939 this shit is so annoying. Imma gonna get this into your 8yo brain. STOP. FUCKING. SPAMMING. It ruins the comment section for the rest of us that want to chat. Stfu and crawl back to what ever shit hole you fucking came from.