"Turning 40" | Russell Peters - Almost Famous Outtake

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  • čas přidán 9. 11. 2016
  • Turning 40 comes with A LOT of changes! Here's an outtake from my 2016 special, "Almost Famous."
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Komentáře • 333

  • @Sonny84586
    @Sonny84586 Před 6 lety +779

    Omar looks like he is pushing 50

  • @KJ6182
    @KJ6182 Před 7 lety +419

    My name's Omar, I'm 34, and this video scared the fuck out of me.

  • @insearchof9903
    @insearchof9903 Před 5 lety +82

    I'm 46 and he's not kidding...what you could do physically at 20 is taken for granted and you realize it by the time you turn 40. Forties not bad it's just not 20s or 30s...live your best life and love God, people.

    • @dantesparda4493
      @dantesparda4493 Před 2 lety +4

      Ayyyy faith right there. Love God.

    • @joylynch5204
      @joylynch5204 Před 5 měsíci +1

      I noticed it too. Gotta be careful not to lose too much sleep at 40 and avoid eating a lot of greasy food. Make sure you take calcium and magnesium too. I’m 41 and noticed the difference

  • @amirrathaur9248
    @amirrathaur9248 Před 7 lety +517

    So many years of awesome comedy!

  • @louienosuke
    @louienosuke Před 6 lety +288

    Abort mission, this is not a test! Laughed my head off!

  • @ergagan19
    @ergagan19 Před 7 lety +292

    40 is the new 20😂😂

  • @ramneeksingh5907
    @ramneeksingh5907 Před 7 lety +594

    This dude is the godfather of stand up comedy

    • @user-bx6up8hu9t
      @user-bx6up8hu9t Před 5 lety +35

      No, the godfather was George Carlin, this is more like godson.

    • @mrsmars123
      @mrsmars123 Před 5 lety +1

      That’s Paul Mooney

    • @mac_Ta
      @mac_Ta Před 4 lety +2

      @@user-bx6up8hu9t george carlin? Was he 'roooshian'?

    • @adnankarim4942
      @adnankarim4942 Před 4 lety +1

      Trever noah is better

    • @applepeel1662
      @applepeel1662 Před 4 lety +1

      @@user-bx6up8hu9t true no one can beat Carlin

  • @tksk197033
    @tksk197033 Před 7 lety +176

    dude, russell is funnier than ever, im crying.

  • @mars437
    @mars437 Před 4 lety +41

    I haven't laughed that hard in a long time! Still makes me laugh just thinking about it. Russell is hilarious! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Razear
    @Razear Před 7 lety +66

    The Man. The Myth. The Legend.

  • @handynas6529
    @handynas6529 Před 4 lety +4

    I cannot tell you how true is this...immediately after 40 u really really have to listen to the body

  • @incemels
    @incemels Před 7 lety +1433

    1. never waste a hard on
    2. never trust a fart.
    good tips..

    • @yiankan6484
      @yiankan6484 Před 6 lety +15

      Good tips but they come from Bucket List - Jack Nicholson... And not "a guy" that he says 😂

    • @DucCorgiTV
      @DucCorgiTV Před 6 lety +3

      What is the meaning of first one?. Sorry for my bad english

    • @ArmandoBellagio
      @ArmandoBellagio Před 6 lety +24

      Never waste a boner...

    • @kannanvelautham1958
      @kannanvelautham1958 Před 6 lety +1

      Gest Reich lol

    • @arimakishou4211
      @arimakishou4211 Před 6 lety +1

      @Gest Reich
      Nice body man! I'm on my way too 🤝. Keep working

  • @muhasdazukhri6063
    @muhasdazukhri6063 Před 7 lety +530

    iam about to 40.. this December.. lol.. God Save me.

  • @DebjaniBhattacharjee
    @DebjaniBhattacharjee Před 6 lety +60

    "Abort Mission!! This is not a test"
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @indianafghanreaction6915
    @indianafghanreaction6915 Před 5 lety +14

    This dude cracks me up so much 😂😂😂😂

  • @H76Pro
    @H76Pro Před 5 lety +10

    I'm 42 and I can relate to this 😂

  • @RonGee
    @RonGee Před 4 lety +3

    I'm glad he's publishing these outtakes that weren't part of the original TV show. This was great!

  • @ShreyaChoudhuryMusic
    @ShreyaChoudhuryMusic Před 5 lety +10

    Love this!! Russell never fails to make me laugh 😂 once a fan always a fan. You rock Russell!

  • @miladyblue5077
    @miladyblue5077 Před 4 lety +9

    THIRTY FIVE is that magical age when you finally get your head together, in time to watch your body start falling apart. Though I will grant you, 45 is when it really starts to accelerate.

  • @mac_Ta
    @mac_Ta Před 4 lety +65

    Im 37 im getting a panic attack listening to this.

    • @STMARTIN009
      @STMARTIN009 Před 4 lety +6

      I'm 39. I will start to worry at 50 but still run 5k races.

    • @fubao99975
      @fubao99975 Před 4 lety

      Same here

    • @STMARTIN009
      @STMARTIN009 Před 4 lety +2

      I have these thought at times but you have to relax. You just have to take care of yourself physically and mentally the best you can.

    • @johngullo9420
      @johngullo9420 Před 4 lety +1

      Wait until you pass 60. The list is a lot longer.

    • @STMARTIN009
      @STMARTIN009 Před 4 lety

      @@johngullo9420 my father thought someone in their late 30s early 40s was a kid.lol

  • @mrjuice24
    @mrjuice24 Před 5 lety +3

    This Russell Peters is incredible mate !
    I salute you from London , from a romanian 39yrs old ;)

  • @erikhopkins9488
    @erikhopkins9488 Před 5 lety +9

    When he said "fart in sections" MyfrigginGoodness!!

  • @sidehop
    @sidehop Před rokem +3

    100% agree with Russell, the morning I turned 40, I felt like something broke and felt 'really' old for the first time :(

  • @sarkaniemi
    @sarkaniemi Před 4 lety +7

    This is accurate and true! But I wanted to hear more about the "never waste a hard-on"-thing!

  • @befitwithghica4427
    @befitwithghica4427 Před 6 lety +39

    Russel, you’re in my top 3 best comedians, my favorites. Glad you’ve gotten some fashion sense though 😅

  • @calisongbird
    @calisongbird Před 6 lety +43

    FROMP!!! FROOOOOMP!!! FROMP!!! 😂😂😂

  • @umakant001
    @umakant001 Před 7 lety +247

    Abbort mission 😂😂

    • @w.joshua5132
      @w.joshua5132 Před 7 lety +1

      Umakant Sharma what means ?

    • @haranbtech006
      @haranbtech006 Před 7 lety +8

      it means, he needs to stop Farting rt now(Abort mission), coz it could be "shit" coming out. hehehe

  • @afifsalim5533
    @afifsalim5533 Před 6 lety +8

    Oh my god I literally cried 😂😂

  • @savoryicon
    @savoryicon Před 6 lety +1

    I still got it Russell, keep it going

  • @Rajes490
    @Rajes490 Před 7 lety +226

    Russell's package though.

  • @kingofnewyork7891
    @kingofnewyork7891 Před 4 lety +5

    I’m 39!! I’ll be 40 in December! 😫😫😫

  • @rodnyrodny3233
    @rodnyrodny3233 Před 7 lety +7

    one of my favourite ppl

  • @aaronjohnson6831
    @aaronjohnson6831 Před 6 lety +13

    this guy is hilarious wish i new about him sooner

    • @brownpunk1794
      @brownpunk1794 Před 4 lety

      Hes great..check his older stuff..its better

  • @in7687
    @in7687 Před 7 lety +56

    life begins at 40

  • @pinkbutterfly3386
    @pinkbutterfly3386 Před 5 lety +2

    Who else is turning 40?
    How time flies☺

  • @bruhzone8466
    @bruhzone8466 Před 5 lety +3

    I love this guy 😂😂

  • @prakharrichhariya
    @prakharrichhariya Před 5 lety +2

    At that 40's fart..laughed my ass off...😂😂

  • @sheesh3781
    @sheesh3781 Před 7 lety +5

    yeaa do moreeee

  • @IamCHOSEN23
    @IamCHOSEN23 Před 5 lety +4

    "ABORT MISSION! ABORT MISSION! THIS IS NOT A TEST!"

  • @sinaspooler
    @sinaspooler Před 4 lety +2

    i m from IRAN but you always make me laugh russell :D

  • @kw7268
    @kw7268 Před 4 lety +2

    His outtakes are better than the televised version.

  • @toppatoppa5236
    @toppatoppa5236 Před 5 lety +7

    I turned 40 in April,
    I now have chronic back pain lol

  • @alidos5716
    @alidos5716 Před 3 lety +1

    russell peters is the legend of stand up comedy

  • @SamarIqbal1-2-1
    @SamarIqbal1-2-1 Před 5 lety +1

    Wow, this was such a (breeze)!😎😉

  • @rahuldeshpande7159
    @rahuldeshpande7159 Před 7 lety +5

    MISSION ABORTT !!!!
    HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAA..
    U R JUST AMAZINGAANOO !!
    - Rahul from India

  • @xiaoyizhang196
    @xiaoyizhang196 Před 3 lety

    Russell is the legend

  • @infinitelysensitive1444
    @infinitelysensitive1444 Před 7 lety +56

    Russell u look like Indian version of Tom Hanks!!!!

  • @awesomegamingcom
    @awesomegamingcom Před 5 lety +3

    2:03 I was dying 🤣🤣🤣

  • @dextor0000
    @dextor0000 Před 4 lety +31

    I am 33. I am gonna fart to my heart's content 😄😄😀😃😃😃😁

  • @enelraj915
    @enelraj915 Před 7 lety +2

    Omg! Ur hilarious!

  • @fatimahusein2388
    @fatimahusein2388 Před 4 lety +2

    I still laugh at this 😂

  • @jakesanchez3415
    @jakesanchez3415 Před 5 lety +5

    When I turned 29, I knew I missed a lot of things in the past. Things that I should have done, should went to awesome places. It's sad dude!

    • @KING-ri2vs
      @KING-ri2vs Před 5 lety +3

      You are only 29, dude. You haven't missed much. I used to think the same when I was in my late 20s. Now I'm 39 and realize that late 20s is so young. Go ahead and do whatever you wanna do and go wherever you wanna visit.

    • @Versatileabhi
      @Versatileabhi Před 4 lety

      Jake Sanchez Bro please give me the list of things u missed so that i can do it before its too late.. I am 25 and scared time is running out..

    • @melissafeds1344
      @melissafeds1344 Před 4 lety +1

      @@Versatileabhi Experience the things you always wanted to do as long as its clean n good. If its something wrong or dirty, you dont want to live your life in regret. Example: Travel, eat out, join a gym, get involved in charity work etc

    • @wasilaify
      @wasilaify Před rokem

      So you may FEEL like so much time has passed, but realize life is still SO MUCH LONGER, and you can cram a whole lot into it! Just figure out what you want to do and do it. As someone older I must tell you, it’s never too late! Let alone for someone as young as yourself.

  • @Rezah6
    @Rezah6 Před 3 lety

    Russell you are crazy :)

  • @chubbychuck74
    @chubbychuck74 Před 4 lety +1

    Thanks for the advice my brother turns forty next month I am going to show him this

  • @mishmashmedley
    @mishmashmedley Před 6 lety +7

    I lost it. so true

  • @gergemall
    @gergemall Před 6 lety

    Good advice

  • @Yukam1912
    @Yukam1912 Před 6 lety +8

    this guy has some observations

  • @funnydylan9834
    @funnydylan9834 Před 2 lety +2

    1:47 For some reason it sounds like Morse code lmao 🤣

  • @mooey87
    @mooey87 Před 7 lety

    The minute u feel heat 😂😂😂

  • @fatimahusein2388
    @fatimahusein2388 Před 5 lety +3

    I died literally 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @123PEULH
    @123PEULH Před 7 lety

    I almost die laughing!

  • @lutchdomanengroomupadiachy2743

    waow!!!!

  • @Mukeshmiktecrep
    @Mukeshmiktecrep Před 7 lety +114

    Abort mission............ LMAO............

  • @wurltrema4985
    @wurltrema4985 Před 7 lety

    #1

  • @ritsukostrange4117
    @ritsukostrange4117 Před 5 lety

    OMG. He's Sooo funny.

  • @russelpea
    @russelpea Před 5 lety +12

    i cried... "abort mission!" 😂😂

  • @user-vk2rc6ey8o
    @user-vk2rc6ey8o Před 6 lety

    am i the only one who wondering, how those people in the 1st row was sitting with straight faces?:) i was literally crying while watching this.

  • @mmdnaderi7183
    @mmdnaderi7183 Před 4 lety +3

    so in 40 your fart is encoded in morse code

  • @DrNADEEMAHMEDKHANdiabolicus

    it's called the "Shart Nerve"

  • @prateekbhatt4185
    @prateekbhatt4185 Před 5 lety +2

    He looks quite ok for a 46 👍

  • @rocknroller77
    @rocknroller77 Před 5 lety

    LOL😆. So true

  • @MissAmazanda
    @MissAmazanda Před 3 lety

    The thing I wasn't expecting and was a big surprise for me when I made it to 40 is almost half the people I used to know have died and a lot of the ones still around are people that took care of themselves or at least made a halfway attempt at it and didn't party constantly and take every drug and drink known to man....When I was in high school in the late 90's those kids partied like it was the end of time....it was unreal

    • @dantesparda4493
      @dantesparda4493 Před 2 lety

      I am currently 25 and yes. I'm glad to not be part of those party goers. Those people are the saddest when that's all they do. Already few of my peers have passed away. And I know the count will just keep getting higher. I hope I'm one of the later ones to pass though. Life is too precious

  • @Connetification
    @Connetification Před 5 lety +1

    That girl sitting on the front is like, "Fart and shit jokes? I am not impressed,"

  • @wasilaify
    @wasilaify Před rokem +2

    I could NEVER trust my own fart, at any age.

  • @yashoodevsinghthakur6478
    @yashoodevsinghthakur6478 Před 5 lety +2

    Before I hit the ground 😂😂😂

  • @nicholasczech6973
    @nicholasczech6973 Před 3 lety

    “Framp Framp France Framp” lol

  • @tariqmahmood5312
    @tariqmahmood5312 Před 5 lety +1

    don't you love it when you fart with each step ,it kindaa propellzz you in a forward motion 😂😂 very satisfying indeed

  • @MontrealNative
    @MontrealNative Před 6 lety +17

    I'm 24. I fart when I please lol

  • @aishwaryanehaverma9933

    God

  • @maximhollandnederlandthene7640

    Mr. Pieter 😂😂😂 ✌

  • @Saitomar
    @Saitomar Před 7 lety +4

    upload more

  • @DeepakKumar-FD2003
    @DeepakKumar-FD2003 Před 7 lety +1

    Never Trust a Fart was mentioned in The Bucket List Movie too...

  • @julieshem3294
    @julieshem3294 Před 5 lety +1

    I'm 27 😁 but damn does time fly by.....

  • @hamidkjan9248
    @hamidkjan9248 Před 3 lety

    Am already 35 but i do believe him .

  • @luisostasuc8135
    @luisostasuc8135 Před 6 lety +5

    Lol try ibs for the same thing, but without 40 years of waiting

  • @IvanaFidersek
    @IvanaFidersek Před 2 lety

    I am dieing

  • @TheFlipDeucheBack
    @TheFlipDeucheBack Před 6 lety

    wh can't i found this clip in full version video

  • @shaggydawg5419
    @shaggydawg5419 Před 4 lety +1

    Russel's right. As soon as I went over 40, I had to check my underwear whenever my fart gets too friggin hot as it passes my sphincter. Gotta make sure it is nothing but hot air.

  • @Leeohlin89
    @Leeohlin89 Před 6 lety

    Fuckin Russell RLMFAO!!!!!

  • @nagachief984
    @nagachief984 Před 5 lety +2

    This is not a test!!!!

  • @iam_mandeep
    @iam_mandeep Před 6 lety +1

    Hilaroues!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @TibetWangmo
    @TibetWangmo Před 7 lety

    He is true

  • @txx9815
    @txx9815 Před 6 lety +6

    So that's how they make fart noise in english language - france fra fra fra france:)

  • @dillo3002
    @dillo3002 Před 4 lety

    I am just surprised that this did not become super star

  • @Invictus702Infenso
    @Invictus702Infenso Před 6 lety +1

    I turn 40 this year! :(

  • @christophersonawane
    @christophersonawane Před 7 lety

    I don't remember seeing this part on netflix.

  • @nehan658
    @nehan658 Před 5 lety

    Omg 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @mrm1712
    @mrm1712 Před 7 lety +4

    lmaooooooooo

  • @typicalnick4176
    @typicalnick4176 Před 4 lety

    1:35 Super Mario Song😂😂

  • @aravind1491
    @aravind1491 Před 6 lety +10

    I am 43, he has some major health issues ahahahahahaahahahahaah