SteelSeries Zboard review (rubber domes)

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  • čas přidán 22. 08. 2024
  • Skip to 8:23 for a typing demonstration. `
    This thing is even worse than it looks. Today we review an older offering from SteelSeries that sucks so badly it makes me want to off myself. Hope you enjoy my suffering, you sadistic bastard.
    My keyboard reviews: bit.ly/1TbOtft
    My switch teardowns: bit.ly/2C1QGHz
    My TOP X videos: bit.ly/2FmpZfd
    My XL typing demos: bit.ly/2OoAW3w
    I'm Thomas and I do videos and reviews on mechanical keyboards ranging from the most sickening modern RGB gaming keyboards to vintage hardware relics, or sometimes keycaps or keyswitches ranging from Cherry MX to Alps SKCM to IBM buckling springs and anything in between.
    Follow me on Twitter for updates on my keyboard videos! / chyrosran22
    The practice sentence was: "Hello my name is Thomas and I'm typing on a Steelseries Zboard thing right now. What in crikey fuck were these people THINKING when they designed this piece of arsepoop? Jesus Christ on an ice rink!!!"

Komentáře • 759

  • @enderbrine3000
    @enderbrine3000 Před 5 lety +1132

    What the actual hell is that thing

    • @hideru_osu
      @hideru_osu Před 5 lety +16

      Didn't expect to see you here

    • @XalphYT
      @XalphYT Před 5 lety +10

      This was the first Chyrosran thumbnail that I found in my video feed that made me stop and wonder: What?

    • @cheater00
      @cheater00 Před 5 lety +5

      ahhh yes, pure, unadulterated, human suffering. that's what chyrosran gets for typing space with the index finger!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @lucasc5622
      @lucasc5622 Před 5 lety +3

      fuckin weebs

    • @yetanothaone2824
      @yetanothaone2824 Před 5 lety

      Make more videos >:(

  • @little-wytch
    @little-wytch Před 4 lety +43

    This is a blast from the past. I once worked in an internet cafe/gaming center... and ALL of the gaming PCs had this keyboard. We had them with the normal layout but had a stack of this layout ready to be signed out at the desk... and a disturbing number of the kids used them too in the FPS games.

    • @lettuce7378
      @lettuce7378 Před rokem +1

      oh no

    • @moofey
      @moofey Před 4 měsíci +2

      I couldn't imagine. The mid-2000s was all about... counter-strike, maybe? The layout doesn't even match for CS.

  • @cadelfistro7985
    @cadelfistro7985 Před 5 lety +162

    4:35 This keyboard in a nutshell

  • @GlaciatorGaming
    @GlaciatorGaming Před 5 lety +45

    this keyboard is a visual representation of "there was an attempt"

  • @ascendria
    @ascendria Před 5 lety +28

    Before watching this video, my thought was "I want one."
    After watching this video, my thought was "I still want one."

    • @Illyclone
      @Illyclone Před 4 lety +1

      Lol, these things were a trip back in the day, mine died after about 3 months so I wouldn't suggest ever actually using it. Just the neat layout choices

  • @Shaydin
    @Shaydin Před 2 lety +13

    This gamepad that became the Merc Stealth/ SteelSeries Stealth is to this day the best thing I've used. They layout was perfect for gaming and gave you easy access to a lot more keys. The learning curve took about 5 minutes. I had a few friends who said they would never use it, I made them try it and they bought one the following day. A current standalone gamepad mechanical version of this would be amazing!

  • @jasondoe2596
    @jasondoe2596 Před 5 lety +118

    4:34 → "HIIIIDEOUS!"
    6:55 → "unacceptable!"
    7:51 → nice poetic analogy
    Yeah, this is crap. I still like the company, though - they make an *awesome* cloth mouse pad, and some decent mice.
    Or at least they used to.

    • @dudinacas
      @dudinacas Před 5 lety +4

      Still rocking a Kana V2 - great mouse. Unfortunately the Rival 106, which looks like a direct successor to the Kana, is only coming out in China which is a bummer.
      I still have a soft spot for the company. The Apex M500 is a good budget mech, and as always their mousepads are solid. Their headsets are super comfortable too, although I don't own one.

    • @hunnidisblack9337
      @hunnidisblack9337 Před 5 lety

      @@dudinacas wdym they still make great mice and mousepads

    • @dudinacas
      @dudinacas Před 5 lety +2

      @@hunnidisblack9337 I didn't disagree on the mousepads front, but they've made some questionable decisions when it comes to mice lately. Products like the Rival 710 come with gimmicks no one asked for, and the Rival 650 Wireless could have been a great mouse if they made an effort to lower the weight. Their build quality seems to have also gone down a bit.
      I'm not saying Steelseries mice are bad now, but their older products seemed to be more consistent in terms of quality.

    • @jehezz
      @jehezz Před 5 lety

      @@dudinacas Rival 600 is good tho..

    • @dudinacas
      @dudinacas Před 5 lety +1

      @@jehezz Great shape, great sensor, but it also has build quality issues including the rubberized side grips that Steelseries never managed to get right.

  • @marcus2944
    @marcus2944 Před 5 lety +150

    Another 'WANING' video... this is gonna be good :P

  • @VuthMuul
    @VuthMuul Před 5 lety +41

    I used to have one of these, so many driver issues and software issues. The pad itself was pretty cool, and the mapping was nice, though switching plates from gaming to standard got annoying.
    They did sell another board, the Fang, which is just the pad section standalone.

    • @hengineer
      @hengineer Před 2 lety +2

      Yea, I had the fang. It was ok, the spacing was just too wide for my hand. And the rubber domes just sucked for me.

    • @MontyTFreek-gr6tf
      @MontyTFreek-gr6tf Před 8 měsíci

      I loved this board ( fat fingers ) but yes to many driver issues .

  • @OdiumTV
    @OdiumTV Před 5 lety +72

    my morning couldn’t start off any better than listening to chyrosran verbally destroy a keyboard. good stuff

  • @TommyCrosby
    @TommyCrosby Před 5 lety +158

    OMG! The memories it brings me back!
    By the way, you have the default gaming keypad layout, there was another normal QWERTY layout bundled in the box. I know that keypads are a niche product, but they still exists with the Logitech G13 and Razer Orbweaver, but since the Zboard combined the keypad with a TKL keyboard it was quite a space saver because TKL keyboard wasn't a thing yet.
    Back when I had this, it was still made by the Canadian brand Ideazon WAY before it was purchased by SteelSeries mid 2008 and it was actually quite a good gaming keyboard in the mid 00s (for someone who never used a mechanical keyboard and used more it's keyboard to game than type).
    When I play FPS games, I still have keymap habits that I developed while I had the default Zboard gaming keypad.

    • @samoksner
      @samoksner Před 5 lety +2

      I remember seeing these at Frys electronics and thinking what the actual fuck and noticed how sloppy the construction felt.

    • @MiguelFarah
      @MiguelFarah Před 5 lety +8

      What do you mean, "TKL wasn't a thing yet"? Back in 2008, I was typing away daily on either of my two Model M SSK keyboards (one at home, one at work).

    • @karshthegoblin4179
      @karshthegoblin4179 Před 5 lety +2

      @@MiguelFarah These date back to 2003... a full 5 years before what your talking about

    • @MiguelFarah
      @MiguelFarah Před 5 lety +11

      @@karshthegoblin4179 I BOUGHT my Model M SSK keyboards in 2008. They, however, were both MADE by IBM in 1987.

    • @JackOfHarts96
      @JackOfHarts96 Před 4 lety +4

      "TKL wasn't a thing yet" Uh, are you sure? Because I'm pretty sure the IBM Model M SSK predates this thing by a considerable margin...

  • @samdeur
    @samdeur Před 5 lety +38

    My wife's response on your swearing. "Why don't you swear like him I like it"
    Almost therapeutic hahahah....
    well that says it all.. she is Dutch mind you hahaha but we both understand English like almost every other Dutch folk..
    nothing to say about that thing calling itself a keyboard that hasn't been said hahahha

    • @noleti
      @noleti Před 5 lety

      thomas is dutch as well, no?

    • @shiroyatagami4780
      @shiroyatagami4780 Před 5 lety

      I know too many Dutch people who don't speak a damn word of English. Or they do speak it but with a terrible accent and alot of Dutch mixed in to replace words.

    • @dapyzzz4209
      @dapyzzz4209 Před 4 lety

      @@offbrandbiscuit no, I'm pretty sure he's Dutch

    • @ellenorbjornsdottir1166
      @ellenorbjornsdottir1166 Před 4 lety

      @@offbrandbiscuit He passes for an extremely tall Brit... but he's Dutch.

    • @spaceowl9246
      @spaceowl9246 Před 3 lety

      He sounds extremely british.

  • @atomicdeath10
    @atomicdeath10 Před 4 lety +13

    I used a keyboard similar to this back in the day in WoW. Made the game so much easier due to the close works space for the left hand. Mine was a dedicated board, not the interchangeable one shown here. Had the "RPG" controls on the left and a standard keyboard on the right side. Loved the damn thing until it finally broke many years later.

  • @alexeiz
    @alexeiz Před 5 lety +27

    Swearing? Hold on, I'll turn up the volume.

  • @benjaminrittgers8509
    @benjaminrittgers8509 Před 4 lety +4

    I have this keyboard. It came with a normal layer in the box. The layout featured in the review had on the layout that was only meant to be used in first person shooters and it was useful for that purpose. Normally you put the normal layout on unless you were gaming.

  • @Jesse__H
    @Jesse__H Před 5 lety +13

    There's a lot to hate about this but ... honestly I think that "B" placement is the strangest. I mean, I can see why they did most of it (they failed, obviously, but I can imagine what they were TRYING to do)
    but wwwwhyyyy is that "B" all on own like that??! WHY.

    • @alligate420
      @alligate420 Před 5 lety +11

      when he takes off the keys at 7:14 or so you can see that the domes are placed like a regular keyboard. the b key in the GaMeR layout is where right shift is on the regular layout, so it has to jut out to hit the rubber dome for right shift.
      that also explains why the right half of the keys are ortholinear, they're using the nav cluster and numpad domes from the regular layout.

    • @ppsarrakis
      @ppsarrakis Před 4 lety

      B is there cause of its the shortcut for "BAG" "inventory" on many RPG/MMOS.

  • @goosedupgreg272
    @goosedupgreg272 Před 3 lety +2

    my cousin unironically used this keyboard with this layout for 15 years. He bought six in total, would scowler the internet to find one when he needed a new one. Just today was forced to get a new keyboard as he couldn't find anymore available.

  • @andrewmarlowe1296
    @andrewmarlowe1296 Před rokem +4

    This is one of the best boards I have ever had. I have come to LOVE the pad. Been using since BF2142 and would never ever go back. I even bought a used one after mine literally wore out.

  • @MrTheil
    @MrTheil Před 5 lety +3

    I’m just casually scrolling through youtube and suddenly I see the thumbnail. Now my phone is covered in soda from bursting out laughing lmao

  • @YSN
    @YSN Před 5 lety +5

    I first found out about this keyboard in the manual for Age of Empires III. The ad showed off a layout that was "optimized" for Age of Empires, but at least it looked relatively normal compared to this monstrosity!

  • @JayBee_TV
    @JayBee_TV Před 5 lety +5

    Oh man, this brings back some memories. I got one of these when I was like 10 and had just gotten into PC gaming. I remember the old ads in Game Informer for the custom overlays you could lay on it and thinking it was the coolest shit ever. I actually used it as a daily keyboard for maybe a year before the contacts for the different overlays stopped working. Good times...awful keyboard.

  • @flynnswanwick4736
    @flynnswanwick4736 Před 5 lety +7

    your voice is the smoothest voice i have ever heard

  • @SeverityOne
    @SeverityOne Před 4 lety +3

    These were produced by Ideazon before they became Steelseries. They had a couple of products, and this is just plain weird, but the Zboard Fang, a gaming keypad, is absolutely brilliant. Not in terms of quality: I've had to open it several times to clean or get keys working again, and I think another couple stopped working. Also not the look, because it has the same red keys as this ones, plus a bunch of others, and some media keys. But the layout is just great. I'm a big fan of Razer, even though their stuff tends to marry a high price tag with mediocre reliability, but I've never come across a gaming keypad that was so well laid out as the Zboard Fang. There was software for it, too, so that you could reprogram it for different games, and it came with a bunch of presets, but that stopped working pretty quickly as Windows moved on, and the software didn't. Still, great piece of kit that I'm still using.

  • @bcoleman532
    @bcoleman532 Před 5 lety +3

    I have one of these - you weren't supposed to use this layout for daily use. Mine came with both this abomination and a mostly standard ANSI layout. The exceptions were the undersized ESC/F keys, and the split space. This split space however only existed because you couldn't split the keyset easily and have it fold nicely for storage with a standard spacebar. Mine also had the unfortunate bug where half of it would stop working under certain circumstances. My media keys did work, however I think they required installing the driver software in order to function. I recall it feeling somewhat decent when up against the cheapo dell keyboard that was connected to my parents computer at the time I got it, but I had to go back to it for a period of time after my first mech broke and it made mx browns feel like fucking heaven.

  • @isaacwood4071
    @isaacwood4071 Před 5 lety +6

    You *KNOW* theres gonma be swearing when even chryrosran is warning you!!

  • @TH-xo4zx
    @TH-xo4zx Před 5 lety +4

    4:33 got me laughing for the rest of the video lol did anyone ever tell you sound like a british Postal Dude?

  • @sirderpthefirst9438
    @sirderpthefirst9438 Před 2 lety +1

    I use this keyboard... but with a normal layout that is the 'non-gaming' variant but i do also possess the gaming variant of the board. suprisingly i have encountered no issues with it and love the two USB slots that it has at the top.

  • @mynameisdeez746
    @mynameisdeez746 Před 5 lety +4

    I bought a subwoofer recently and the only time I’ve actually noticed it on, is while watching your videos

  • @redrocker1988
    @redrocker1988 Před 5 lety +3

    Here's the thing I bought one of these back in the day, and it was pretty cool for its time, different games had different keysets you could buy that had all of the game keybinds already listed on the keyboard. The keyset shown was one of two keysets that came with the Zboard, there was a default keyset that looks like a regular keyboard, then there was this keyset which was dubbed the FPS keyset. you could remove them and swap in alternate keysets, I actually had some for several games I was playing at the time, World of Warcraft WotLK, Diablo, Starcraft, etc. The drivers for this were pretty sketch at times, you could pretty much remap every key on the keyboard but the drivers would just fail to load sometimes. But for its time it was one of the coolest keyboards on the market, I still have mine to this day.

  • @axey7476
    @axey7476 Před 5 lety +19

    I used to have the Zboard WoW Burning Crusade keyboard back in 07-08 lol. It was actually pretty good as it was just a reg setup but with writing on some keys that told its function.

    • @Melmelbaton
      @Melmelbaton Před 5 lety +2

      Oh man, I remember those - when I got into WoW in 2006 those things were everywhere in EB Games. It had macros for party chat, raid chat, yelling, city general chats like trade and LFG, target nearest etc etc.
      I always thought they looked silly even back then lol.. I think they even had them for a bunch of other games like Battlefield

    • @noodletornado309
      @noodletornado309 Před 5 lety +2

      i had that one too, won it in a EBGames drawing and loved it.

    • @axey7476
      @axey7476 Před 5 lety +1

      Yeah in TBC I was a new player and it was nice bc where the num pad is there was special buttons for like your said party chat, raid chat, yell, target nearest mob, target of target, emotes, inspect player, leave party, etc...
      And yeah now looking back it would have been better to get like a Logi G15 board like my brother had just learnt all the commands like normal but w/e
      Side note: I still play WoW but only on Vanilla & TBC private servers on a Logi G710+ :) *Hopefully Activision/Blizz doesnt fuck Classic up too bad* lol

    • @ArtemisKitty
      @ArtemisKitty Před 5 lety

      I've actually still got both of those z-board expansions too! THESE were what made it a decent board. The gaming and editing layouts for Photoshop etc. Not that hideous "butterfly" layout where if you didn't HAMMER the keys down they might not count/register the press if you didn't hit it DEAD CENTER and pushing straight down. Not just my personal Z-board unit, either, as I tested this across 3 different ones and it was consistent. Heck, I BOUGHT 2 since my then-GF also played WoW - got us both the TBC ones. It was actually a decent, heavy duty KB we could use while gaming.
      (And then she stole my gaming PC, laptop, consoles, etc... buuuut that's directly tied to why the relationship didn't last, lol)
      (edit:spelling)

    • @Krystalmyth
      @Krystalmyth Před 5 lety

      Oh god with that hideous artwork on it too lol

  • @XalphYT
    @XalphYT Před 5 lety +2

    This is quite possibly the only ortho-split-media-button monstrosity that was ever mass-produced, and for good reason.

  • @FindecanorNotGmail
    @FindecanorNotGmail Před 5 lety +6

    I see no point in reviewing something for something else than its intended purpose, and then complaining about it.
    The keyboard _did_ come with a regular layout insert, originally. This is the gaming layout.

    • @Chyrosran22
      @Chyrosran22  Před 5 lety +3

      It's unusable for gaming as well :p . I'm sure I made this poiont in the video as well.

    • @ZebraGER
      @ZebraGER Před 5 lety +3

      I don't think anyone who possess a bit of brain would use this "gaming layout".

    • @judas368
      @judas368 Před 5 lety +2

      @@Chyrosran22 wtf you talkin about it was perfect for ddo and wow at the time maybe not for modern titles like fortnight and overwatch. I alternated between this and the merc series both were great at what they did.

    • @Krystalmyth
      @Krystalmyth Před 5 lety +2

      @@judas368 No... no it wasn't. There's nothing here that isn't done by nearly any keyboard on the planet. The fact you could prop this as an example of something you'd apply the word perfect for puts everything you love into serious question. I'm trying to fathom what it was that you could even assign to these keys that would make them even come near close to perfect. Do you not use shift keys? Do you not use a number row? Do you have one hand? I'm just boggled.

    • @alaeriia01
      @alaeriia01 Před 5 lety

      The ideal gaming keyboard, in my opinion, is my Corsair K95 RGB (original design) modded with MX Ergo Clear switches in the original Brown translucent housings (I tore down each switch and replaced the Brown stems with Clear, keeping the original springs.) It took forever to mod that board, and it is the only reason I took the time to learn Corsair's stupid iCUE software.

  • @torpedo996
    @torpedo996 Před 4 lety +3

    4:34 skype sound.

  • @Chillalil
    @Chillalil Před 5 lety +13

    Before even watching the video fully I cannot even understand how you would type on this thing. I imagine the answer is you can't though.

    • @Spearra
      @Spearra Před 5 lety +1

      It scares me how it hybrids between the default "diagonal" positioning of a "normal keyboard" and two sets of keys that are block shaped like a numpad. It just doesn't look right let alone easy to get a hold of.

  • @ZanderLexx
    @ZanderLexx Před 5 lety +2

    The moment I saw the video thumbnail I knew this is gonna be a proper swearing inducing keyboard review :)

  • @SquishySenpai
    @SquishySenpai Před 5 lety +2

    I bought mine somewhere between 2000 and 2001 when I worked at Comp USA. I actually loved the keyboard over all.

  • @christophermcbride1133
    @christophermcbride1133 Před 5 lety +1

    I have an old Fang Z Board in my drawer. It was definitely the inspiration for this thing. Got it for free when I purchased an old used graphics card from Craigslist.

    • @XX-121
      @XX-121 Před 2 lety

      still got mine too! but i don't use it anymore. got a onehanded keyboard with black mechanical switches.

  • @EllipticGeometry
    @EllipticGeometry Před 5 lety

    “Silent and deadly” would honestly be pretty good marketing for a gaming board. That said, I’m glad I don’t need space to store one of these. Truly something special in multiple ways.

  • @Ascendancy-
    @Ascendancy- Před 5 lety +6

    You earned a sub!
    Looking forward to see more strange gaming keyboards!

  • @kizunadragon9
    @kizunadragon9 Před 5 lety +2

    I had a Zboard back in the day and I loved it! I had the general layout and the EQ2 and WoW keyboard layouts. I cried the day my GF accidently backhanded a bottle of Mt Dew into it and killed it.

  • @chuckiswin
    @chuckiswin Před 4 lety +1

    I have a world of warcraft vanilla themed z-board I bought off a buddy when I was a kid. That was the start of a very weird keyboard addiction and is the reason i'm watching this video at 4am.

  • @Valk69
    @Valk69 Před 5 lety +2

    That was actually one of my first "gaming" keyboards. I remember buying DOOM 2 or Morrowind or something and the game came with an overlay or one third of the keyboard that ya could replace or some crap. Loved it for about a week then it broke.

  • @ElGuerreroMaya
    @ElGuerreroMaya Před 5 lety +3

    You deserve my like for going through that torture just for a CZcams video

  • @MiomuKuagari
    @MiomuKuagari Před 5 lety +1

    Hey my dad bought me one of these when I did really well in an exam once! I remember trying to figure it out and just giving up a few hours in and keeping it on my desk to make him think I used it

  • @stampycatfan01lol
    @stampycatfan01lol Před 5 lety +4

    6:54 there's Lemongrab again!

  • @westtell4
    @westtell4 Před 3 lety +1

    I remember wanting the Everquest themed Zboard back in the day

  • @imosiris
    @imosiris Před 5 lety +1

    Chyrosran is the Gordan Ramsey of keyboard reviews

  • @Orgrimmar93
    @Orgrimmar93 Před 3 lety

    I just bought this keyboard after my original purchase from 2010. Looking forward to years of muscle memory to kick back in after so many years!

  • @pip5528
    @pip5528 Před 5 lety

    I have actually owned a Steelseries Merc Stealth for years, which I think is discontinued now. It has rubber domes and the gaming layout to the left but it still has a full normal 104-key layout in addition, not scattered stupidly.

  • @voidstar.studio
    @voidstar.studio Před 3 lety +1

    I still have an Ideazon (the company that made Z-boards before being bought by SteelSeries) Fang. it's like a more condensed version of only the left panel of that board and I used it in basically every MMORPG since WoW came out because it gave you access to all 12 hotbar keys without moving your hand at all. Put ctrl/alt/shift modifiers on your mouse side buttons and you've got several rows of hotbars without trying to do stupid things like peck at the tiny buttons of a Razer Naga with your thumb. Then all the surrounding buttons gave you your inventory, map, character screen, etc. SteelSeries doesn't even provide drivers for it anymore so it's essentially dead and I haven't played any MMOs in quite a while so I don't really care anymore, but have thought about building a mechanical equivalent using mouse switches under the keys to save space. The Fang was a real gem, but was brought down by the Z-board really being just a marketing campaign where they were trying to get game publishers to pay up to get a custom layout and make more money on some suckers, which gave the whole brand a bad name. Sure, it wasn't mechanical, it had some weird layout decisions, and a few truly horrendous buttons like the spacebar on the side, but the amount of control it gave in MMOs was nutty.

    • @XX-121
      @XX-121 Před 2 lety

      yeah, i have one. don't use it anymore, but i would always just remap the space (jump) to the bottom button on the top which was where your thumb rested anyway. really only reason i got it was because i had a couple friends that weren't into computers and couldn't wrap their heads around w,s,a,d. but prob with the help of the fang, actually turned one into a PC gamer :)

  • @moonbladem
    @moonbladem Před 4 lety

    This keyboard looks like it was designed by a wild-eyed person with messed up hair who was high on caffeine, speed and paranoia.

  • @greypatch8855
    @greypatch8855 Před 5 lety +4

    Dude that voice! You've got the pipes

  • @Bashe86
    @Bashe86 Před 5 lety +1

    Oh geez, I remember my friend having this one. I didn't even consider on the time how you're supposed to type on it

  • @SirNarax
    @SirNarax Před 4 lety +2

    I would argue that stepping in a dog turd is extremely loud because of the shouting.

  • @RenegadeJr100
    @RenegadeJr100 Před 5 lety +1

    +1 for hilarious narrator, -20 for keyboard :-)

  • @Liggliluff
    @Liggliluff Před 4 lety +2

    I know these keyboards are mostly only made to be used with the English layout. However, it's still fun to see how other layouts would work on it.
    German, Swedish, Norwegian, Danish, Finnish has three extra letters, placed 1 after P and 2 after L. So the ;: and '" keys are made into two letters, but also the [{ key placed so awkwardly. It's so bad I had to edit an image to represent it: i DOT imgur DOT com/7YYH71e.jpg and just look at that Å above I. Horrible.
    Spanish will still have its Ñ placed after L like it should, and French AZERTY has no issue moving M up to the right of L. So good in them off placing the ;: key there.
    But most European layouts with extra letters will have several of them be placed on the tiny buttons above IOP'" and layouts relying on the 102 key, like the Hungarian layout, is out of luck.

  • @cat-em3mj
    @cat-em3mj Před 5 lety +2

    nothing like a cursing video to start the day with

  • @kravetcnick
    @kravetcnick Před 4 lety +1

    HOLY SHIT! This video just got recommended to me, i am not into keyboards at all, and i dont watch any keyboard videos, so it's really a miracle. I USED TO HAVE ONE OF THESE! When me and my pops went to computer market back in like, 2008, i fell in love with this thing on first glance, and BEGGED him for it (I was in 6th or 7th grade), and he bought it for me. I really loved this thing, though i didn't really typed anything back then, just used it to play STALKER. I remember when my parents wanted to use my pc for something, they always cursed at the thing XD. That was in Moscow btw.

  • @anidaralopez5676
    @anidaralopez5676 Před 2 lety +1

    I have an old Steelseries Zboard that I absolutely love! I've used my first one for several years, and when it went kaput my husband had one that he had bought that was still in the box....I've been using that one for about 6 or 7 years now. Cannot find one that isn't priced to f*cking heaven by some Ebay seller, and I despise having movement keys on the right hand side when I use a mouse for targeting and firing and my left hand for movement.

  • @NeoRazor
    @NeoRazor Před 5 lety

    At 4:34 we finally get to hear a tiny glimpse of what his real voice sounds like, when he's not using vocal fry to sound like a super bass.

  • @pikaporeon
    @pikaporeon Před rokem +1

    The first keyboard I ever spent my own money on. It was still substantially better than the $10 walmart special i was previously using. I think specifically I was hyped about the firmer key press
    And as mentioned, it came with a standard qwerty layout as well

  • @Hbomb117
    @Hbomb117 Před 5 lety +2

    I actually had one of these back in the day. I had the World Of Warcraft plate and I don't think I ever used it for anything else

  • @Neightr0
    @Neightr0 Před 5 lety

    A modular keyboard isn't the worst possible idea; it's just that it doesn't work at all when you have non-discrete switches. If they just used mechanical switches, they could have made it so that the layout is flexible. I would actually like to see someone try that idea again and actually make it work.

  • @famitory
    @famitory Před 4 lety

    all these alternate keyboard layouts and still nobody makes one with a set of extra enter, backspace, and delete keys on the left side next to the standard tab, capslock, ect. to make it easier to do single-handed data entry. the corsair macro buttons come close, but they still have a gap in between rather than actually being next to the left home row close enough to use quickly and comfortably.

  • @maninhoc1174
    @maninhoc1174 Před 5 lety +1

    came here for the keyboard, stayed for the ASMR

  • @Cat31293
    @Cat31293 Před 5 lety +1

    2:03
    okay that was so subtle that I burst out laughing. LOL
    cheers mate!

  • @perah100
    @perah100 Před 5 lety +2

    i had the newer version of this keyboard "SteelSeries Merc Stealth Gaming Keyboard" and i loved it. The Logitech G110 i'm forced to use now is not nearly as good, i find i keep misplacing my finger's for the WASD keys when trying to play a game, never had that problem whet the Merc Stealth, only reason i switched is down to that it lost to the wear of time.

    • @napomkillz
      @napomkillz Před 5 lety +1

      Yeah. I rue the day when mine breaks. I Have the original Merc by Zboard too. It has shat the bed though. The S on the game pad broke on the stealth. So I borrowed the S from the old Merc. They are on ebay for 400$ Newegg sold them for 20$ near the end. I should have bought 3.

    • @merlin9702
      @merlin9702 Před 5 lety

      Easy life hack right here: Use ESDF and you will never ever misplace again.

  • @papilloneffect4015
    @papilloneffect4015 Před 5 lety

    This used to be advertised everywhere but no one ever bought them that I knew of. When I got the first "The Burning Crusade" expansion for WoW, it came with adds for this keyboard. There was a special World of Warcraft snap in for it. A lot of companies had them and I actually wanted one back then.

  • @McSquiddington
    @McSquiddington Před 5 lety

    Early Steelseries: "Hey bro, we heard you liked G A M I N G..."
    Modern Steelseries: "Jesus Fucking Christ, shut the fuck up."

  • @xvinn4219
    @xvinn4219 Před 3 lety +1

    I found this in my closet when i was a kid, i was wondering what the fuck it was and i didnt even know how to read so i never figured it out

  • @ohdeer1823
    @ohdeer1823 Před 5 lety +1

    can we have a 10min asmr vid of you saying "hideous"?

  • @CryoToast
    @CryoToast Před 5 lety +1

    Always happy to see a new upload.

  • @unknown96565
    @unknown96565 Před 5 lety +8

    It looks like mutated hp keyboard.

  • @GrandmasterofWin
    @GrandmasterofWin Před 3 lety

    I think the funnies thing here is that this was my first keyboard. I was so proud to have that turd. I am absolutely ashamed now... Although I exclusively used the standard layout.

  • @NoEntertainment
    @NoEntertainment Před 5 lety

    first glance at thumbnail made me think "oh what a cool board"
    just one glance at the video itself made me IMMEDIATELY revoke that thought

  • @orangeActiondotcom
    @orangeActiondotcom Před 5 lety

    I see these in thrift shops all the time and I'm surprised anyone bothers to re-home them.

  • @karshthegoblin4179
    @karshthegoblin4179 Před 5 lety

    - It took under 5 minutes in Google to find that these date back to at least 2003 with them originally manufactured by Ideazon.
    - What you are reviewing is only HALF the product. The keyboard came with a normal qwerty style keyboard (which you do not have) and the gaming version. Both are interchangeable.
    -On top of that, the keys were able to be remapped for the user's preference via the included software.
    - Your talking about the quality of silicone rubber backed keys that are upwards of 15 year old. If they work at all would be a positive.
    - Gaming Keyboard does not mean back light keys. It was specifically for gaming with the left hand side providing the keys (within reach) what were common for games of the time.
    - They also sold separate versions of the keys separately for specific games. These were quite cheap at the time and again put the keys needed for the game within reach of the gamer.
    -The Zboard MERC was an updated and non-interchangeable version of this keyboard. It was then updated after being bought out by Steel Series to the MERC Stealth which introduced the back light keys. Which was only just becoming a part of the market.
    -There was also a Ideazon Zboard Fang Gamepad which predates the Razer Gamepad by years.
    -Version's of this keyboard were even used in commercial settings with one even dedicated to the 3DS Max Autodesk.
    I have had quite a bit of experience with the Keyboards (specifically the later MERC versions), and I can honestly say they were far better to use than the Razer and Logitech gaming keyboards of the time. The MERC Stealth was especially good and have only recently been replaced in my set up. This was due to the age of the product (and being out of production for a large number of years) and that replacements are getting to be outlandishly expensive on Ebay and the like. The Key placement on the left hand side was very comfortable for gaming. It was improved with later editions all the way up to the MERC Stealth. It also allowed for arm and wrist to sit at a natural angle (sleightly angled inward), which is an issue gamers/typers do not notice unless allowed to spend time with a different key placement. My only issues with the Keyboard's is the 2 week's it takes to re-learn/adjustment for the hand and key placement.
    If Steel Series were to release a version of this or especially the MERC style board's I would certainly go back to them. With the new technology in keyboards they could certainly make a dint in the market with these and the MERC style products.

  • @raulsaavedra709
    @raulsaavedra709 Před 5 lety +1

    My mouse is a Steelseries Rival 300, and my mousepad is a very simple and functional Steelseries black mat. I am asking them wtf happened here, how come this thing made it to production. They are both absolutely speechless

    • @VivaLaRazsa
      @VivaLaRazsa Před 5 lety

      Better don't let them know about the Rival 710. The mad scientists at Steelseries actually put a tiny screen on a mouse. Who convinced them that it would be a useful feature will forever be a mystery to me.

    • @Ckcdillpickle
      @Ckcdillpickle Před 4 lety

      The Ideazon merc is a much better keyboard. Its got the left portion and a regular keyboard on the right half. the "gaming pad" is 100x more comfortable and efficient than using a regular keyboard for games.

  • @Clara_Page
    @Clara_Page Před 4 lety +1

    I remember when this thing was new! I wanted one so badly. Its one of the things i promised myself I'd get when i had more money and never did... I'm so glad i missed out on it now.

  • @AJZulu
    @AJZulu Před 5 lety

    And I notice that this keyboard you go there is incomplete. The Zboard came out with this gaming layout and an extra normal keyboard layout in the box. Switching them out when needed...

  • @DygmaLab
    @DygmaLab Před 5 lety

    They are definitely trying to experiment and see how it will affect users. Turned out their experiment didn't. What I hate about it though is that they try to claim new features just by rewording what already have existed on other models.

  • @Stereo3DProductions
    @Stereo3DProductions Před 5 lety

    Rhinoceros poo can have many useful applications such as:
    1) Fertilizing a garden
    2) Providing temporary support to a collapsing structure
    3) A source of natural gas
    This keyboard however does not have any useful applications. Rhinoceros poo was very much an overstatement!

  • @jurajvarsanyi4447
    @jurajvarsanyi4447 Před 4 lety

    This layout looks like somebody got it for homework but he got stoned as fuck :D

  • @kimslawson
    @kimslawson Před 5 lety +1

    I spit my coffee out on this one. Well done, Thomas.

  • @Saintbow
    @Saintbow Před 5 lety

    Ok, let's be fair, they made a whole board that did not have the the detachable plates with the game pad built into it. They had two of them. One standard and one with light up features. I still have the standard one and I used it from the birth of widows 7 to when I upgrade to win 10. If you see the Z merc board, you will see what I'm talking about. I miss using it. But Win 10 refuses to boot with that key board plugged in

  • @NigelMontezuma
    @NigelMontezuma Před rokem

    Here's where the "R" went in your "warning": DANGERR

  • @ChiralWolf
    @ChiralWolf Před 5 lety +1

    I'd be interested to see some videos on other steelseries boards. Particularly their newest ones with the QX2 switches. I think your opinion on them would be interesting to hear.

  • @hoder4857
    @hoder4857 Před 5 lety

    I like bonfires and camping.
    But what I like better? This horrendous monstrosity of a keyboard in the fire.
    Even horrendous is a compliment for this keyboard

  • @texas_laurent
    @texas_laurent Před 4 lety

    But can we talk about how they made the lean buttons large. Like wow, back then they wouldn’t have appreciated the ease of press for the leaning keys.

  • @WindyKirin
    @WindyKirin Před 5 lety

    I had this keyboard once! It has the distinction of possibly being the only computer peripheral that I have ever taken straight back to the store for a refund.

  • @michelvajda6454
    @michelvajda6454 Před 5 lety +1

    this thing is totaly cool for me, do not get me wrong it is strange from today keyboards, but I would like to own one.

  • @xDrTomx
    @xDrTomx Před 4 lety

    I bought one of these back when they were in Gamestop. It came with two keyboard layouts, the normal layout which was a completely normal keyboard layout and this one. I see you mentioned them at around 7:40 but I thought this review is a little unfair considering it isn't even a complete package. I demand a recount.

  • @tormaid42
    @tormaid42 Před 5 lety +3

    Holy shit I had one of these along with the Doom 3 cover.

  • @kursna
    @kursna Před 4 lety

    I actually had a friend in elementary who bought this board with a couple faces. He got the guild wars face and I'm pretty sure he still has it in his basement as I saw it there a couple years back

  • @REAPER0D
    @REAPER0D Před 5 lety

    FWIW. keyboard was developed for arma. and when you realize that the brackets are for ranging scopes on the fly. it makes sense

  • @dtester
    @dtester Před 5 lety

    Maybe SS did make the first mechanical gaming keyboard but I have no clue on that... but I believe the Logitech G15 ver1 was the first keyboard in general that was actually marketed for gaming and started the trend in 2005. While we are at it, I believe the Razor BoomSlang was the first mouse marketed as a gaming mouse in 1999. This was the first Razor brand from Kärna that went out of business.

  • @youtubeii434
    @youtubeii434 Před 5 lety

    Reminder that steelseries used the whole bullyhunter debacle to try and sell more peripherals

  • @gaiustrollius9920
    @gaiustrollius9920 Před 5 lety

    I genuinely want to know how many people had this keyboard back in the day.

  • @zxvadcsfbh
    @zxvadcsfbh Před 5 lety

    Shame you didn't have any of the specialized modules they used to sell for specific games at the time. I remember those back in the day and wanting one until I was told how bad they were.

  • @FrederikBoye
    @FrederikBoye Před 5 lety

    If my memory serves, steelseries did not actually develop the zboard, it was another brand called ideazon or something. I had the original version of it and it was awful. Steelseries then overtook the zboard brand because they saw an opportunity to develop the idea further, but it never went anywhere - with good reason.