Kidtech My First Keyboard review (membrane blister keys)
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- čas přidán 22. 03. 2019
- Skip tot 11:58 for a typing demonstration.
Watch LGR's video on this exact keyboard: bit.ly/2Jxvc9O
This thing is keyboard hell. Kill me now.
My keyboard reviews: bit.ly/1TbOtft
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My XL typing demos: bit.ly/2OoAW3w
I'm Thomas and I do videos and reviews on mechanical keyboards ranging from the most sickening modern RGB gaming keyboards to vintage hardware relics, or sometimes keycaps or keyswitches ranging from Cherry MX to Alps SKCM to IBM buckling springs and anything in between.
Follow me on Twitter for updates on my keyboard videos! / chyrosran22
The practice sentence was: "hello my name is thomas and im typing on a kidtech my first keyboard right now what an insufferable mound of poopshit this incredible gaping anus is i cant stand typing on this piece of shit for one moment longer" - Věda a technologie
Aww I can feel the love flowing forth through the screen, I'm happy you enjoyed the My First Keyboard so much 😂
You sadist!
XD
OMG the collaboration actually happened. You both rock!
My two favourite youtubers collaborating! What a day!
Haa I am so glad to see this happen. I remember watching your video and thinking, "I wonder what Thomas would think of this..."
Cool I always wanted to type on a microwave keypad.
Still waiting on another episode of Mazda Fucking Miata!
Nice to see you here though. And play some more Automation+BeamNG!
The microwave keypad might be more functional than this keyboard.
(The gremlins await your next video sir. They hunger for content.)
Sliphantom I have found you noidle
HAHAHAHA XD
An unexpected person holy shit
The beeper isn't a keypress beeper, rather it's the internal Geiger counter trying to warn you of the lethal amounts of awfulness radiating from it.
That's what I thought it sounded like lmao
One press of a key = 5 roentgens
Wouldnt surprise me if China again tried to get rid of all their thorium by putting some in this keyboard
Chyrosran has a worryingly large vocabulary when it cmes to insulting something
He is the only person that lives up to the dubious nickname for them of "colorful language"
Just pray that you never get on his bad side haha. I doubt he'd be the kind to punch someone, but even if he is, his insults would probably hurt more!
@@JackOfHarts96 too true
i wanna see the combined power of him and AvE. It might just be to much for the internet.
@@S3rial85 Imagine Chyrosran22 and AVGN collaborating.
Normies: WASD
Me, an intellectual: *B N O P*
This is child abuse.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good
My heart goes out to the children who have to use this
oh yeah yeah They have to use this for their essay during kindergarten entrance exam.
One get's given to every Ukrainian child kidnapped by Russia when crossing the border...
This guy's vocabulary, He is our new William Shakespeare.
100th like
"It's surprisingly nice when the keys actually move when you press on them"
Someone should tell that to Apple :p
Absolutely. People I talk to about typing on that piece of slightly flexing metal say that it's so weird to switch back that they effectively can't because of how alienated their fingers are.
Personally, I'm going to stick to my fucking box navies. They don't make me want to snap my fingers off just by looking at it. (Both the My First Keyboard and the Apple Butterfly "keyboard")
@@revolver265 I brought my Box Navy keyboard to class once simply to piss off all of the Apple butterfly "keyboard" users. I wish I had an AEK with orange Alps to show them a real Apple keyboard.
Even an AEK2 with cream damped Alps would be a massive improvement. (Honestly, even the rubber-dome boards from the early G3s would be better than the stupid buttfly thing, but...)
You guys see Taika Waititi at the Oscars saying how garbage Apple keyboards are? xD
@@sEaNoYeAh their not the worst. :(i have even worse. a logitech ... bluetooth... chiclet keyboard that doesn't have most of the keys than a full size and has no layers like most 75%s
I'm glad LGR sent this to you, I would hate to think two people bought this.
1:09 Did you say... *profanity* ?
> Turns up volume
Thinking: "this is gonna be a good one"
@@mosk11tto ALWAYS :D
R/imverybadass
Exavolt i am afraid to tell you that we take showers around these parts
My first thought was, hey LGR made a video of this. And low and behold. It is LGRs. 😂😂
It's a crossover episode!
>ortholinear
>alphabetical layout
>virtually no modifiers
>your fingers hurt even when you just look at it
>the only advantage is being peanut butter-proof
i mean, wouldn't it be cheaper to teach your child about washing hands before using a pc (or any electronic device)?
It's even cheaper to not buy peanut butter
actually
It's even cheaper to not have children.
I don't know any children dumb enough to eat food at a computer
The dumbest thing I ever did is I accidentally dropped a whole bottle of Water on an old laptop when I was about 9 or 10, that led to an upgrade and me never drinking water at a laptop ever again.
The only time I got peanut butter on a keyboard was when u was eating a PB@J on it
@@xander1052 I used an actual PC with a CRT when I was 3 and I was just told: "don't put water or food near it" so I didn't because I didn't want to break it because it had dig dug and then I wouldn't be able to play dig dug.
@@skyeturner5003 fair enough, dig dug is pretty decent
Finally! A keyboard where the space and enter key are of equal size! ;)
This seems to be more of a 'my first Tourettes invoking keyboard' :P
I legitimately have not laughed this hard in years!
Your reviews never disappoint.
Thanks mate :D .
I kind of like the reviews of the bad keyboards more than the good ones, just because of the insults and cursing. Awesome review! 👍
Was "MY FIRST KEYBOARD" attached to a console of sorts for games or activities designed for it?????? this review is very entertaining!
It could be daisychained to an actual keyboard; and was made to substitute out via a standard PS/2 port.
Ah, Tom, you're a saint, the things you do for us. Usually when I watch one of your videos I have at least some interest in obtaining the keyboard in question. Well ok more often than not I MUST HAVE THAT, which explains my small wall of keyboards. I was even mildly interested in the smith corona. But this time....I feel your pain...and feel no desire for one of....those.
As always, great job :-)
Thanks mate xD .
I couldn't watch the typing demo. That sound of suffocating chicken on every keypress is unbearable.
-do you have custom keycaps for WASD to play games?
-nah man, I use BNOP keys
-what??????
-*shows this keyboard*
The typing demo looked like your brain was handcuffed while it was figuring out how to make a comprehensible sentence. My God....
Chyrosran x LGR collab when?
yes! the high priest of keyboards and the master of tech history would be very cool.
Something harder: Try to use a Pain27 without switches, just a pair of tweezers.
The fact that your words per minute typing speed was so high is a remarkable achievement. Wow. What a crock.
I'm really impressed that you endured the keyboard for an entire week. That's dedication.
I love the pure hatred spike so calmly. Subbed!
Color scheme isn't too bad at least. Same as the granite colorway.
Have you ever considered sharing your profound knowledge of swear words? How do you even come up with these? They are effing hilarious.
I keep a list, a stash, as it were xD .
@@Chyrosran22 haha, do you mind sharing it?
you never cease to amaze me
I love it when Thomas reviews a bad keyboard because of the combination of swear words he comes up with.
MINE IS THAT YOU?
I was gonna comment how that i watched a LGR video about the same keyboard, didn't expect it to be actually the exact same keyboard that LGR had lol.
poor Thomas
I just noticed that Chyrosran22
enunciates so clearly that the auto generated subtitles are near perfect.
10:05 _Risk of Rain_ spotted...
You've got great taste in games :D
Also, loved Clint's message. I was waiting for your video ever since I watched his :D
It's a great game :D .
if I had to type on a keyboard that used that layout, then I would use the onscreen keyboard so I could at least have the ability to write punctuation
8:45 i was about to alt tab away to try this, and i realized id already failed
o o f
This makes the sticky and gunky early to mid 90s Packard Bell keyboard I first used look like a model M!
What a way to start the day
Best episode yet!
You hit the nail on the head about the alphabetical layout. My son had his first computer when he was 4 years old and has used a QWERTY keyboard for 2 years now. He can type on this with superb accuracy and besides, you learn the alphabet really easy through ABC songs etc. It's far superior giving a QWERTY to a child than it would be this.
I haven't even watched the video yet and my first thought was "What an idiotic layout! Way to teach a child something it will have to cumbersomely relearn like a year later..." That's before going into missing keys and so on...
I love the way you show your disgust
Ha! I'm so glad LGR watches and shares with this channel. :)
Watching this 3am Xmas morning. What a Xmas present discovering this channel is! 🤣🤣
LGR AND CHYROSRAN22: THE ULTIMATE CROSSOVER.
17 WPM is pretty amazing on that horrible thing! Nice Job!
Nuclear throne...nice!
Thanks for the vocabulary lesson!
The video is pretty high quality for it being your first keyboard review..
You have all the best words.
The RGB comment was perfect.
yeah, but what I really need to know is what's the hysteresis like?
This is Thomas abuse.
The typing demonstration was so great... it is time for ASMR video :D
I KNEW this was going to happen after LGR's video.
Your swears are so creative!
Great crossover episode. Does Clint secretly hate you?
I don’t think so. He doesn’t appear to be the grudge-keeping type.
You could look on the bright side, it makes encoding and decoding messages in ROT13 trivial.
I love the keyboard on my Lenovo yoga 260. Have you tried it? And is there a website/wireless version that has a similar feel? Thanks! Can't get enough of your videos! (I don't know why...)
I simply love this
When I were a lad, we didn't even have Windows, we had DOS. I learned how to use that when I was three and a half on an x86 PC with an IBM Model M. I couldn't read or write, but I sure as hell knew how to play Commander Keen on my dad's PC. If I had this keyboard, my ability to type would have been permanently crippled.
You forget that WASD came about by remapping the keys on games of the time. (I was actually a fan of ESDF so that my pinky got a few keys.) So yes, it would have been appropriate to remap all the keys for your game. It would also have been interesting to totally remap the keys to a 3-row qwerty layout to test this with your normal typing ability.
Can you link the lube used in this build and the switches plz
At least now it was easy to see what you were typing in the typing demonstration. :)
It's also in the description of every video ;D .
Do you plan out your swears beforehand, or are you just so naturally talented at coming up with colourful language on the fly? I suspect the former because of the alliteration in some of them, but if it's the latter, I'm genuinely very impressed.
No, I have to script all my videos in advance, it makes them flow much more naturally. I do like swearing colourfully though :p .
if this was my first keyboard id become amish
G-Zeus, that review was painful! I really thought you would lose it at some point during the typing demonstration and smash the keyboard on the floor. That would be kind of delightful to watch.
Finally, a fitting punishment
"Fxxk all the designers' respective mothers..." xD!!!
tbh, i'd rather type on their vaginas rather than this piece of shit
Video request time!
I humbly request that thee do a review of the YMDK Acrylic CNC keyboard with Gateron Yellow switches. I've heard from many different sources that they are one of the best-feeling modern linear switches out there. You can find it on Amazon and I think also ebay.
Also, do it while inhaling Sulfur Hexafluoride for ultimate deep voice sexiness~
Colour scheme reminds me of a Texas Instruments Speak & Spell, like what E.T. nicked from Elliot to phone home back in the day...
...that you should definitely review next! ;-)
Try dark souls playthrough with that keyboard
With WASD controls and layer of beanut butter.
reminds me why i am still subscribed.
The typing sound is some quality ASMR tho
My first board was a Model M. I loved it
One of my personal favorite keyboards! I use this all the time, especially for hardcore games such as papas pizzeria and Run 3.
when clock in background is more pleasing sound then a typing test :D
Super safe to say i just use my mouse to use the on-screen keyboard program that comes default on windows then suffer using that..thing.
2:03 Holy crap, that was so bright!
Basically this was the precursor to the plank keyboard, ortholinear with around 50 buttons! (and there's even a piezo speaker!) Anyway they managed to have 4 more buttons but still lack all modifiers and punctuations (even shift + number ones!), while making it probably bigger than a TKL! Seriously, the "keys" are a lot bigger and require a lot of force to press, not something that you would expect on a keyboard designed for kids that as far as I know have smaller and weaker hands!
Though there seems to be so many flaws, the idea is not bad. I wont be surprised if this design will be improved in the next months or year.
I would - the board is 25 years old :p .
11:13
*HEY!*
My foul smelling shits were totally had in purpose!
Why did you torture yourself with that tumor? I'm sending you a virtual hug, you need it! (And potentially therapy as well)
I like the Geiger counter sounds of it, that's the only decent thing besides the peanut-butter proof.
Chyros! You need to get your hands on a Sega Dreamcast Keyboard for a review, they're like $20 on ebay.
donate one to him.
That clayden book for a monitor stand tho
I was using Qwerty when I was 5, 42 this year
You should take a look at the Inland IC100. It’s extremely cheap and I think it has very tactile rubber domes.
i would really like to see you review some zilent switches which i heard were really tactile or some gateron glow switches which i heard are quite smooth XD
Zilents aren't SUPER tactile, just... Cherry tactile.
@@Chyrosran22 well thanks for the reply i myself haven't tried them i only heard people talk about it myself
AVGN eat your heart out! We now have AKBN!!!
What is the 60% keeb at 7:55
I actually was confused when I saw wondering if I went into the past and then remembered it was LGR's video I watched.
I laughed so much watching this. Subbed
I take it you'll be using your IBM 5251 next week to recover?
Def need some switch love to get me past this debilitating experience xD .
Rubber dome wise let me take the razer ornata cuz i love the ornata
20% of all the words of this video are insults, congratulations.
Hey! Nice video! I was wondering how do you create such creative sentences using profanity? Do you have like a dictionary or something? If so, what is it cause i need it to describe how terrible the weather is in my city
Has the same layout as Prime and CZcams on Smart TV's
okay is a keyboard this is absurd but i would lowkey love to get one of these as a midi controller/macropad for music production
The only thing I like about this keyboard is the font they use, ITC Kabel
You're really the AVGN of keyboard world.