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  • @shaunastokes1906
    @shaunastokes1906 Před 4 lety +79

    We welcome you once, welcome you twice. We welcome you in the name of Jesus Christ

  • @andreamiller5139
    @andreamiller5139 Před 4 lety +109

    "I want to tell you about Letrell but Im gonna disguise it as a prayer request" Bahahahaha😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠

    • @weirdmyst7963
      @weirdmyst7963 Před 3 lety +2

      Nah. My churches just be calling them by name. And then everybody just be looking

  • @prestinawhite3335
    @prestinawhite3335 Před 3 lety +6

    Let’s draw our minds in,
    Draw your mind in
    Means Stop talking, walking and get in place because service is about to start.

  • @pollyheyy
    @pollyheyy Před 3 lety +18

    “It’s dry in here, y’all need to shout!” 🤣🤣 I felt this one

  • @naomi6372
    @naomi6372 Před 4 lety +61

    Rest on your feet 😂😂

  • @pjay3586
    @pjay3586 Před 3 lety +16

    When I was younger, I remember I use to look around the church during a praise break with my stank teenage attitude and I’d be thinking “why they so happy ? They must be going to the Cheesecake Factory after service, that’s why. 😒” 😂 God wasn’t through with me and He still ain’t! Praise Him!

  • @yve6177
    @yve6177 Před 4 lety +8

    "Keep actin' up! We gon have a come to Jesus meeting!"
    Translation: "Keep acting up or imma beat yo ass in that church bathroom"

    • @faiththomas1749
      @faiththomas1749 Před rokem

      Keep Acting Up = if we WERE NOT IN PUBLIC IN THE LORDS HOUSE or if you think the reign of God is Rough it’s nothing repeat NOTHING COMPARED TO WHAT IM BOUT TO DO

  • @meganwashington07
    @meganwashington07 Před 4 lety +21

    You know when you go to a guest church for 2nd service and then they say there offering goal is 120,000 with 10 people on the church 😂

  • @bari2man
    @bari2man Před 4 lety +31

    Dude you just crazy. I needed that this morning. Keep doin what u doin

  • @cherisedavidson5933
    @cherisedavidson5933 Před 4 lety +37

    Yoooooo in my church when I was a kid, the deacon used to talk about the three G’s for offering... grit grace and greenback 😂😂
    The closing definitely brought back memories. May the Lord watch between me and thee, while we’re absent; one from another. Amen.

  • @BlueGrassBound.
    @BlueGrassBound. Před 4 lety +29

    This really made me smile! Somethings were sooooo similar. You popped up in my feed and while I don't get all the references, I really like the feeling you put out there. I really appreciate having a glimpse of how others do things. And, your funny! Keep it up! 💙

  • @crediblej9935
    @crediblej9935 Před 3 lety +6

    Yep, all the cliche's from the African American church. I also remember, "Let's give God a hand as the "Man'd" of God comes up." And o, yes, "Put your hands together for Jesus."

  • @blackcandyish
    @blackcandyish Před 4 lety +24

    Pentecostal church all day!!!!!

  • @bblaam27
    @bblaam27 Před 3 lety +4

    I grew up in the church and I second this message 🤣

  • @pzzldmom
    @pzzldmom Před 4 lety +18

    Not black, but went tho a very southern, very Baptist, very spiritual and many races.
    1. Woman 1. Girl, did you hear about the Smith's, they are having a spell.
    Woman 2. Oh. Do I need to pray for them?
    Woman 1. No Girl, this calls for a casserole.
    2. Upon seeing a child who is clumsy, a klutz, an accident waiting to happen.
    "Bless their hearts, the Good Lord must've needed to keep their angels busy. "
    3. If you have not had a pastor say on your 23rd chorus of "Just as I Am" that "we won't leave here till that one person the spirit is telling me need to get saved, or re-dedicate their life comes forward"
    At which point someone always chooses to be the 'sacrificial lamb'.

    • @chefboyrd4911
      @chefboyrd4911 Před 3 lety +1

      The last one... that and the ones about offering I’m sure account for the heartbeat of black churches

  • @cslknight
    @cslknight Před 4 lety +20

    When he spoke on the CHURCH Mother I am one and I'm 33 but I don't play ask my kid's 😆. I do say let the Lord use ya, I do say when pastor preaches I don't know what she was saying because she lost me, I will cuss you if need be 🤷. This was too funny but accurate 😂😂😂😂

  • @blackcandyish
    @blackcandyish Před 4 lety +15

    That's my church, i know this is Pentecostal😂😂😂😂😂🔥🔥🔥🔥🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾

  • @sylviastevenson3194
    @sylviastevenson3194 Před 4 lety +13

    Sing child, Say that again, That's right , you Preaching now.

  • @andyiswonderful
    @andyiswonderful Před 4 lety +9

    Ha! Very funny video. I was brought up Roman Catholic, so we were used to 45 minute Masses on Sunday. I went to a black church with a friend once, and it lasted about 3 hours. I left with the worst headache of my life.
    I wonder what Roman Catholic Translations would look like.

  • @oldtrojanskin
    @oldtrojanskin Před 4 lety +7

    Watching this in 2020, Kevin looks so young.

  • @miahsouthy9158
    @miahsouthy9158 Před 3 lety +3

    Sound Just like my Baptist Church 😂😂

  • @GodGirlP
    @GodGirlP Před 4 lety +4

    THE WAY HE SUNG THE AMEN SONG EVEN DOING THE MOUTH INSTRUMENT.😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @milagrosrodriguez2433
    @milagrosrodriguez2433 Před 4 lety +4

    My childhood/young adulthood Pentecostal church all day long!! 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @acebell252
    @acebell252 Před 4 lety +4

    Y'all don't hear me Saints.

  • @shaunastokes1906
    @shaunastokes1906 Před 4 lety +16

    I would like to call your attention to a familiar passage of scripture

  • @shannonmarysims9029
    @shannonmarysims9029 Před 3 lety +3

    Well! (that's pretty good preacher)

  • @bishopgarylbrown4632
    @bishopgarylbrown4632 Před 4 lety +3

    I like your videos brother.
    You're funny as heck.

  • @shaunastokes1906
    @shaunastokes1906 Před 4 lety +14

    Present the speaker with the speaker's offering. We can't pay you for the services you have rendered but accept this as a token of our appreciation. $25

    • @wehere2763
      @wehere2763 Před 3 lety

      Always 2% of the total offering 😂😂😂

  • @gregorydavis764
    @gregorydavis764 Před 4 lety +14

    Over the age of 50. Its 60

    • @victoriafhicks
      @victoriafhicks Před 2 lety

      The mothers board at my church is 70+. They recently had a meeting about lowering the age requirement to 65 so they could get some “young mothers” 😂😂

  • @kandikane6120
    @kandikane6120 Před 4 lety +5

    We are getting 5,000 thousand dollars today 😆

  • @kingofbattle6781
    @kingofbattle6781 Před 4 lety +4

    Each one reach one!

  • @ronaldshank7589
    @ronaldshank7589 Před 4 lety +9

    I remember a Brother by the name of Evangelist Don Brankel. He was preaching one time and told about this Preacher. He said, concerning this Preacher:"When this Preacher used to say Finally, my Brethren, you still had a good half hour"! I can't stand long-winded Preachers!😁 Make your points, be short as you can possibly be, and then give an Altar Call! When you've got Preachers that Preach anything beyond the 45 minute mark, all they're doing is beating the air! Even the Apostle Paul warned against just going on and on...it tends to have different kinds of effects on people. Whether they fall asleep, or get impatient, or whatever. Make your point(s), be as quick as you can about it, then wind it up with an Altar Call, or a Benediction, or something. Know what I mean? Have a great day, & Thanx for the video! (You got a lot of great stuff here! It'd be nice if people, especially Preachers, would just say what they mean to say, & not play with their play)!!!

    • @doreeb6314
      @doreeb6314 Před 4 lety +1

      I really love the word, but one time we had a long winded interim Pastor. My baby was one year old, crying, screaming and I used her to go out many times. 😅

  • @heididay4222
    @heididay4222 Před 4 lety +3

    You just took me to church!

  • @dcmoore3741
    @dcmoore3741 Před 4 lety +3

    Chest burn is supposed to be when you feel the Holy Spirit enter and it is in the room.

  • @tony21138
    @tony21138 Před 4 lety +6

    "you going to AIMS?" 💀💀💀💀💀 BRUH that's hilarious yo, I knew you were cogic dawg

    • @GodGirlP
      @GodGirlP Před 4 lety

      Hes Paw.😂

    • @GodGirlP
      @GodGirlP Před 4 lety

      Hes Not Cogic. Grew up Pentecostal Holiness.😂

  • @crystalthomas9344
    @crystalthomas9344 Před 3 lety +3

    Don't sit down on God!!

  • @jacklynjohnson6564
    @jacklynjohnson6564 Před 3 lety

    I love this guy! I hope my future husband is comedic like him.

  • @t.o.morrow8944
    @t.o.morrow8944 Před rokem

    You tell the truth and nothing but the truth so help you God 😂😂😭😂

  • @quiesha8968
    @quiesha8968 Před 3 lety

    And this is why I stay home. I read the Bible, listen to worship music and pray. I grew up in the church and All of these are code words

  • @prestinawhite3335
    @prestinawhite3335 Před 4 lety +2

    Don’t Play With It Now!!!!! When the musicians are playing around with the music and people are trying to get their praise on.

  • @naomi6372
    @naomi6372 Před 4 lety +1

    😂😂😂 you’re too funny

  • @RobynLouise86
    @RobynLouise86 Před 4 lety +8

    Still good, lol

  • @irishcajun85
    @irishcajun85 Před 3 lety

    Not black, but Apostolic Pentecostal- ‘I guess I’m preaching to myself this morning!!’

  • @JustLaTonya
    @JustLaTonya Před 3 lety

    This is soooo accurate 😂🤣👌

  • @alliswelledwards467
    @alliswelledwards467 Před 4 lety

    On point 😆

  • @NewYawkahBroad
    @NewYawkahBroad Před 4 lety +4

    I'm dying......

  • @mamascorpio
    @mamascorpio Před 3 lety +1

    WHY I HUM that BE NEH DIC TIOOOON ending AMEN IN HARMONY THOOOOO

  • @rayniecegary4874
    @rayniecegary4874 Před 3 lety

    Just can't laughing at 2 in the morning.

  • @zinawinder1220
    @zinawinder1220 Před 2 lety

    😂😂😂 sooo true!

  • @Musicswagg86
    @Musicswagg86 Před 4 lety +1

    Am i the only one that replays his outro music🤔👀

  • @lanekagordon4370
    @lanekagordon4370 Před 4 lety

    😂😂🙌🏿🙌🏿👏🏿👏🏿

  • @crystalthomas9344
    @crystalthomas9344 Před 3 lety

    2 true

  • @indiawhite123
    @indiawhite123 Před 4 lety +2

    Lol 😂

  • @HeyTash
    @HeyTash Před 4 lety +2

    Take the mistakes for love = I can’t sing but REALLY wanna do this solo anyway

  • @engouloumartin4780
    @engouloumartin4780 Před 24 dny

    URSHER🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @maryschoonover92
    @maryschoonover92 Před 4 lety +7

    Was this guy a pastor's kid? I can just picture him sitting in the front pew thinking up this routine.

    • @GodGirlP
      @GodGirlP Před 4 lety +3

      Grew Up Pentecostal. Hes a Pew baby.😂😂😂

    • @CaesarSuriano
      @CaesarSuriano Před 4 lety +2

      He was a youth pastor

  • @veydap1379
    @veydap1379 Před 4 lety +1

    🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @kollinstv2682
    @kollinstv2682 Před 3 lety

    Wow his sub count is 666k omg

  • @judithdaniel
    @judithdaniel Před 11 měsíci

    I was the audio guy...sorry y'all lol 🙏🏼

  • @xSoporific1
    @xSoporific1 Před 3 lety

    Lol

  • @a.a1123
    @a.a1123 Před 4 lety +1

    Oh fundraisers man that is big in mosques. But you ain't seen nothing until you been to NOI ( nation of Islam) fundraisers lol

  • @sherimasherian5308
    @sherimasherian5308 Před 3 lety

    When nobody talks in church
    Stones: So we boutta rise like Jesus said? Cuz these people actin like Pharisees 😐😐😐

  • @Ma1nguy
    @Ma1nguy Před 3 lety

    That's why I quit going to Black churches, too many preliminaries before benediction

  • @deemb5284
    @deemb5284 Před 4 lety +1

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣