The Career Aptitude Normalizing Test (C.A.N.T.) (The Simpsons)

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  • From season 3 episode 18: Separate Vocations
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  • @squeemu
    @squeemu Před 8 lety +2226

    One of my favorite running jokes from the older episodes is Bart saying "coooool!" after imagining a very bleak future.

    • @daveruthenberg5669
      @daveruthenberg5669 Před rokem +145

      I read a whole academic paper once about Bart's wildly different standards of success. It was awesome

    • @mathiaschwan9882
      @mathiaschwan9882 Před rokem +22

      just like beavis and butthead

    • @Donteatacowman
      @Donteatacowman Před rokem +100

      Only bleak if you're thinking about it from an adult's point of view! I think a kid would love to be a grizzled wanderer... or at least pretending to be one.

    • @ano_nym
      @ano_nym Před rokem +29

      @@Donteatacowman we have a book basically about that from Sweden written by Astrid Lindgren, don't know if it's as well known as her other works outside Sweden, _Rasmus and the Vagabond._
      Basically is about a kid hanging out with a hobo.

    • @mrhotdog468
      @mrhotdog468 Před rokem +3

      ​@@daveruthenberg5669 do you know if it could be read online

  • @swa7169
    @swa7169 Před rokem +1088

    The reason the machine malfunctioned on Bart's test is that it didn't have an output value "Chief Justice of the Supreme Court."

    • @battlesheep2552
      @battlesheep2552 Před rokem +136

      I like that idea that despite whatever depths Bart sinks into during his adulthood, he does eventually become Chief Justice

    • @Diego-zz1df
      @Diego-zz1df Před rokem

      @@battlesheep2552 I mean, Clarence Thomas is a corrupt, depraved old fool and he's a SCOTUS justice. Kavanaugh spent his entire hearing justifying his rampant alcoholism and lying through his teeth, claiming he most definitively wasn't a sexual predator. Compared to them, Bart is an angel.

    • @kristoferscott3677
      @kristoferscott3677 Před rokem +63

      ​@@battlesheep2552Don't know why they decided to change both Bart and Lisa future. The new future has both of them having miserable lives.

    • @TFZ.
      @TFZ. Před rokem +45

      @kristoferscott3677 Because maybe the later seasons are bad? (Didn't watch past 7 myself, but thats only my opinion.)

    • @ABW941
      @ABW941 Před rokem +1

      ​@@kristoferscott3677 Two times over, in different ways.

  • @Septicor
    @Septicor Před rokem +1229

    Jokes I now get as an adult: The gate to the standardized test computer is shaped like a bell curve.

    • @erenpopega
      @erenpopega Před rokem +41

      Holy macaroni u're right

    • @Kyryyn_Lyyh
      @Kyryyn_Lyyh Před rokem +39

      There were a lot of nerdy maths stuff in Simpsons, if you are smart enough to know it (not Me lol)

    • @justinklenk
      @justinklenk Před rokem +9

      Brilliant. Thank you.

    • @mikeroagreschen5350
      @mikeroagreschen5350 Před rokem +21

      Well I'll be jiggered! I never noticed that.

    • @psychedelictacos9118
      @psychedelictacos9118 Před rokem

      ​@Mike Roa Greschen Nice pick up, totally did not realise that until you pointed it out!

  • @maverickREAL
    @maverickREAL Před rokem +1314

    I love how even in a fantasy sequence, Bart still imagines himself as miserable due to circumstances beyond his control

    • @HylianFox3
      @HylianFox3 Před rokem +57

      "Ah wash mahself wit a rag onna stick..."

    • @Sundown_Clown474
      @Sundown_Clown474 Před rokem +31

      And he still thinks it's cool.

    • @JourneyLT
      @JourneyLT Před rokem +35

      The idea of being an outlaw is cool to him. Bart Simpson on the side of law and order? Has the world gone topsy-turvy?

    • @JetJockey87
      @JetJockey87 Před rokem +7

      Pretty certain it's a nod towards Rambo

    • @joshuakarr-BibleMan
      @joshuakarr-BibleMan Před rokem +7

      There was nothing in that daydream that was beyond his control.

  • @McJobless
    @McJobless Před 2 lety +1157

    One van per bag of tests is the kind of efficiency this country was built on 😤

    • @MassEffectGER
      @MassEffectGER Před 2 lety +42

      Efficiency costs jobs.

    • @USSCYT
      @USSCYT Před 2 lety +3

      How do you know its 1 can per bag of test?

    • @mattbanks3517
      @mattbanks3517 Před 2 lety

      Who cares the us government has money

    • @liberalrepublican7656
      @liberalrepublican7656 Před rokem +30

      That van gets 40 rods to the hogshead and that's the way I likes it.

    • @hornetf18
      @hornetf18 Před rokem +1

      Security, man, security.

  • @monroetoolman
    @monroetoolman Před 2 lety +509

    "C`mon Emma!" is one of those random Simpsons quotes that has stuck with me for the last 30 years.

    • @pho3nix-
      @pho3nix- Před rokem +5

      Same haha

    • @theprof73
      @theprof73 Před rokem +6

      Oh Lisa, that's a load of... rich creamery butter

    • @aaronnorris8015
      @aaronnorris8015 Před rokem +12

      Its a reference to a first generation computer named Emma, so its smart too!

    • @camiloteram
      @camiloteram Před rokem +1

      @@aaronnorris8015 came here to say that lol

    • @Genius_at_Work
      @Genius_at_Work Před 9 měsíci +1

      It's not too far fetched. I'm a Marine Engineer and plenty old Chief Engineers like to name their Engines (usually with as many Letters as the Engine has Cylinders), and "come on Emma you can do it" (despite Marine Engines rarely having less than 6 Cylinders) would be a very normal Sentence if something doesn't go as it should. Just think of that Mechanic in the Movie "Das Boot" shouting in strong Dialect at his Engine that it must keep going.
      Btw. did I once work on a Ship with yet unnamed Engines, and had great Fun with the not so old Chief Engineer to give our Engines Names with a bad Reputation, as in Names that are associated (in Germany) with poor Education and bad Behaviour. I don't know any Examples for English Language, but we named our Main Engine "Chantalle", the two Diesel Generators "Justin" and "Marvin" and the Emergency Generator "Enrico". The best Part is, that the next Chief Engineer after that was named Enrico too, and we totally did not pick that Name to poke a little Fun at him. In fact, it more likely was the only Purpose of naming the Engines.

  • @JefffRushton
    @JefffRushton Před 2 lety +588

    "Unlike my ex husband running naked on a beach with our marriage councillor" explains so much of way Edna acts.

    • @mk-ou5si
      @mk-ou5si Před rokem +18

      What even happened? Either she is unlucky af or just a partner so lousy even the marriage counselor has no remorse towards her.

    • @MarsofAritia
      @MarsofAritia Před rokem +35

      @@mk-ou5si he chased something small and fluffy down a rabbit hole

    • @colinjacobs176
      @colinjacobs176 Před 9 měsíci +2

      "Chef Lonelyheart's Soup for One"

    • @MinscFromBaldursGate92
      @MinscFromBaldursGate92 Před 28 dny +1

      She's bitter because she got cucked.

  • @BanksOwnUs
    @BanksOwnUs Před 7 měsíci +73

    1:21 I love how he keeps his hand on his gun while eyeing the classroom.

    • @maliksmith9003
      @maliksmith9003 Před 6 měsíci +7

      Imagine that same posture and glare every time you walked in for first period and now you understand what it's like to go to an inner city school in the early 2000's.

    • @BOMBON187
      @BOMBON187 Před 5 měsíci +4

      Gotta be careful with those crazy kids.

  • @halneufmille
    @halneufmille Před rokem +165

    School is never a waste of time.
    Let's stare at the front of the room for 15 minutes.

  • @nonesuch6833
    @nonesuch6833 Před rokem +250

    One of those older Simpsons scenes packed with so much good stuff you probably don't remember Milhouse thinking the surprise was going to be an indian wrestling an alligator.

    • @Myndir
      @Myndir Před rokem +5

      * Native Indian.

    • @Schnort
      @Schnort Před rokem +11

      ​@@Myndirisn't it native american?

    • @messagegoeshere741
      @messagegoeshere741 Před 11 měsíci +4

      American Indian?

    • @Schnort
      @Schnort Před 10 měsíci +3

      @@SmokedBear0 I thought the whole point was not to call them Indians because they aren't Indian, they're native Americans

    • @Wendy_O._Koopa
      @Wendy_O._Koopa Před 10 měsíci +4

      @@Schnort While it was initially incorrect, that mistake was made well over 500 years ago, so for over 500 years the word "Indian" has been a part of their culture. Obviously it varies greatly from tribe to tribe, no ethnicity is a monolith, but a large portion prefer the terms American Indians or Native American Indians. I _think_ it's the majority, but don't quote me on that. The simple solution is to simply ask the Native what they prefer to be called.

  • @Windclaw
    @Windclaw Před rokem +97

    "Hey, I don't need YOU to get ME into the back of a police car."
    The boy knows...

  • @Haze1434
    @Haze1434 Před 10 měsíci +59

    "Aptitude Tests" == "Your government wants to work out which jobs will be significantly short staffed in 20 years"

  • @Random3716
    @Random3716 Před rokem +43

    Having lived near the Des Moines International Airport, the name gag was a good laugh. (For those who don't know; there are no commercial passenger flights from Des Moines that leave the US, only a couple of cargo flights to Canada by UPS and FedEx and probably a handfull of charter operators who might on occasion.)

    • @Werewolf_Korra
      @Werewolf_Korra Před 11 měsíci

      You mean in South Side? My grandma lives there. You could literally mark the progress of air travel by the planes coming in and out getting quieter and quieter as I grew up. I remember once going to Dead End Park and a plane flying incredibly low over us.

    • @Random3716
      @Random3716 Před 11 měsíci +1

      @@Werewolf_Korra I was on the other side near Valley Junction. Got out to the South Side a few times when I worked for the Post Office, though I mostly worked the East Side. Nice people there.

    • @unoriginalname4321
      @unoriginalname4321 Před 10 měsíci +2

      ​@@Werewolf_Korrawhat a lovely name for a park. I assume that's where bodies are dumped?

    • @Werewolf_Korra
      @Werewolf_Korra Před 10 měsíci

      @@unoriginalname4321 it was at the end of a dead end street.

    • @DugrozReports
      @DugrozReports Před 10 měsíci

      I've heard the "It's because 1 cargo flight per day goes to Canada" line several times from people, and I think it's likely bunk. UPS routes all their stuff through Louisville, and FedEx through Memphis. How could there possibly be enough mail going from Iowa to one specific part of Canada (it's huge) to justify a flight directly there from Des Moines?
      It is my understanding that "International" as a designation is d/t the runways being a certain length, having customs offices, etc. In other words, it is set up as able to have international flights, it doesn't nesc. mean it does.
      There may be some charters from time to time.

  • @blackday1013
    @blackday1013 Před rokem +25

    As an Iowan, I appreciate all the corn included in the shots of Iowa

  • @lollybowser
    @lollybowser Před rokem +106

    I took one of these in school and there were a ridiculous amount of questions about an interest in Farming and Agricultural Engineering. I spoke to people who took it other years and they had a similar experience with repetitive questions about other fields of work. My guess the government wants to plan ahead lmao

    • @dethhollow
      @dethhollow Před 11 měsíci

      Yeah, turns out there's actually a lack of people in agriculture because the work is too bad for the pay for even illegal migrants to really 'want' to do it, so they have genuine problems getting people to stick around. Sure they could just pay people more, but then the profits wouldn't be as high as the company expects and nobody wants that!
      Gotta love American capitalism, right? Really wouldn't surprise me if one of those groups lobbied schools to be like "Hey... you can uhh... push kids to do this just a bit, right? We really need people right now. Not enough to pay them well, but still."

    • @dirrdevil
      @dirrdevil Před 10 měsíci +35

      It's also really dumb. Like how would any student know they would enjoy farming work until they've done? I'm not advocating for children to do farm work, but my point is that children have no real world experience to be making decisions about jobs.

    • @williambrock3349
      @williambrock3349 Před 6 měsíci

      Or the government wants to take control of your life and decide how your going to live giving you no freedom at all

  • @ScrambledAndBenedict
    @ScrambledAndBenedict Před 3 měsíci +4

    I was always very fond of the bit where the camera pans through the floor and there's something crazy in there lol

  • @MassEffectGER
    @MassEffectGER Před 2 lety +173

    Who wouldn't prefer the smell of bank customers?

    • @kevinsheldrick917
      @kevinsheldrick917 Před rokem +36

      I notice Lisa chose that option on her test sheet.

    • @raynmanshorts9275
      @raynmanshorts9275 Před rokem +15

      Better than the smell of anime con-goers.

    • @ldl1477
      @ldl1477 Před rokem +18

      I prefer the smell of gasoline, personally.

    • @IN-tm8mw
      @IN-tm8mw Před rokem +3

      @@ldl1477 Yah, ill take that any day over people waiting in line. The gasoline can be from anything in STEM but bank customers is too specific.

    • @LuizAlexPhoenix
      @LuizAlexPhoenix Před 11 měsíci

      ​@@IN-tm8mwTbf, most office jobs smell like banks

  • @ourvaluesarewhoweareinadem4093

    I too would be a lawyer bird.

  • @SehnsuchtYT
    @SehnsuchtYT Před rokem +49

    1:42 Wesley Smith and Debbie Silver both worked on animation for the Simpsons during this period. I can't see the names that come up before at 480p, but I imagine they're animation staff too.

    • @fluffysheap
      @fluffysheap Před rokem +2

      James (or possibly Jamey) Roberts is the other one

    • @ridethelapras
      @ridethelapras Před rokem +2

      You're in luck! According to the Simpsons Archive, the names are *Janet Roberts* and *James Reardon.* The first seems to be a random name, but the second was indeed a former animator and director, a.k.a. Jim Reardon.

  • @rud
    @rud Před rokem +14

    Bah. Those tests said I wouldn’t make it far, but now I am DRIVING the school bus

  • @malcontender6319
    @malcontender6319 Před rokem +60

    2:10 One of those nice times Millhouse gets a break, I can definitely see him going full-on G.I. Joe in later years.

    • @lionelhutz5137
      @lionelhutz5137 Před rokem +4

      Thrilhouse

    • @twahaalim5712
      @twahaalim5712 Před rokem +5

      I always thought this was a pun for Milhouse's full name: Milhouse Mussolini van Houten :)

    • @swamppass
      @swamppass Před 4 měsíci +2

      The gag holds up with the future episodes where he grows up to be a gymrat too

  • @MasterVenik
    @MasterVenik Před 11 měsíci +67

    If Bart's test caused the machine to malfunction, then Ralph Wiggum's probably blew up the whole damn facility!

    • @TheSTEPHENMC5
      @TheSTEPHENMC5 Před 7 měsíci

      What was Ralph’s career Salmon gutter?

  • @brantlarson421
    @brantlarson421 Před rokem +16

    Ralph’s future:
    Graduates from Bovine University
    Becomes salmon gutter.

    • @Leopoldshark
      @Leopoldshark Před 7 měsíci +8

      Knife goes in. Guts come out.

    • @FirearmofMutiny
      @FirearmofMutiny Před 6 měsíci

      @@Leopoldshark That's what Osaka Seafood Concern is all about

  • @lupodelupis3672
    @lupodelupis3672 Před 7 měsíci +8

    "C'mon Emma" that's real scientific jargon😂

  • @nickchambers3935
    @nickchambers3935 Před rokem +29

    I like how Bart chose lawyer bird

    • @music-channel69
      @music-channel69 Před rokem +3

      He's not a carpenter. He would destroy before building anything to benefit others. And he's definitely not going to nurse anybody.

    • @METT-TC
      @METT-TC Před rokem +14

      How else is he supposed to end up as chief justice of the supreme court?

    • @Winterascent
      @Winterascent Před rokem

      @@music-channel69 Yes, but it was a nurse shark, which is really a weird animal name combination, if you ask me.

    • @music-channel69
      @music-channel69 Před rokem

      @@Winterascent Because sharks are the hunters of the ocean. Which makes them self providers to their kids.

    • @corberus3119
      @corberus3119 Před rokem +1

      @@Winterascent nurse sharks are real animals (as were the other options)

  • @HBICTiff
    @HBICTiff Před rokem +26

    The animation is soooo satisfying in early seasons

  • @lionelhutz5137
    @lionelhutz5137 Před rokem +45

    "...before I saw these test results I had you pegged as a drifter"
    Never thought about it before but that's a sh1tty thing to say to a ten year old.

    • @minhajnizam5090
      @minhajnizam5090 Před rokem +4

      The psychiatrist always saw him as a failure I wish they'd make a future episode where Bart is a success rather than an unemployed loser

    • @TiroDvD
      @TiroDvD Před rokem +13

      @@minhajnizam5090 For Lisa's wedding he was a very happy Demolitions Heavy Machinery Operator.

    • @jonpatchmodular
      @jonpatchmodular Před 11 měsíci +1

      ​@@TiroDvDSometimes it's tough to find your slot in the machine when you're not "apt", but it's nice to see Bart working a honest job that he likes.

    • @bramvanduijn8086
      @bramvanduijn8086 Před 9 měsíci +5

      There is so much child abuse in this show, and the only reason we laugh is because we know that real schools are like that too and laughing hurts less than crying.

  • @sirJXL
    @sirJXL Před 2 lety +37

    Ralph was pissed. He thought he would be a doggy doorman.

  • @jabberw0k812
    @jabberw0k812 Před rokem +50

    love the phrase Aptitude Normalizing

  • @randomguyontheinternet7940
    @randomguyontheinternet7940 Před 2 lety +35

    Atleast they got Milhouse right.

  • @MassEffectGER
    @MassEffectGER Před 15 dny +3

    Ralph: Knife goes in, guts come out!

  • @SeriousPan
    @SeriousPan Před rokem +22

    I love "Non-International Airport" instead of just Domestic. lol

    • @Glopdemon
      @Glopdemon Před rokem +4

      It’s probably just a coincidence but it could be a crack at the fact that the Des Moines International Airport does not offer any international flights, despite the name (nor has it ever, as far as I know)

  • @jackappleton2795
    @jackappleton2795 Před rokem +9

    Imagine if Martin hadn't gotten the career he was hoping for.

  • @concertautist4474
    @concertautist4474 Před 3 dny

    So good. Love the questions.

  • @aaronwe9850
    @aaronwe9850 Před rokem +5

    It's like Fallout 3's Goat test.

    • @vylbird8014
      @vylbird8014 Před 6 měsíci +3

      Intentionally: The GOAT test is sort of making fun of the CAT. No accident they both abbreviate to animals.

  • @HylianFox3
    @HylianFox3 Před rokem +12

    This three minute segment is a harsh reminder as to why I hated school.
    Rather than actually TEACH kids things, or at least train them in certain fields, it was all "Here, take a bunch of standardized tests that will determine the outcome of your entire life... even though we all know these things are BS"
    Like, I must have taken the Meyers-Briggs test 4 times and got different results after each one. Just a waste of effing time...

    • @renakunisaki
      @renakunisaki Před 10 měsíci

      American school system is made to turn kids into soldiers.

    • @annoswet1576
      @annoswet1576 Před 9 měsíci +1

      …ummm what kind of school did you go to? Which country?
      In my country, at my school, like most civilised places, you actually learn something

    • @Hardrian_Hardrada_Cicero
      @Hardrian_Hardrada_Cicero Před 7 měsíci +2

      ​@@annoswet1576 The US education system is absolutely shit thanks to the founding of the Federal Department of Education in 1979 by Jimmy Carter. Which has since allowed politicians to effectively have control over the schools nationwide and allowed Teacher Unions to hold an iron grip on the given community and had legislation has done more harm to this country than good which is why alternative schooling such as homeschool and private schools has been on a steady rise since the start of 2018.

    • @vylbird8014
      @vylbird8014 Před 6 měsíci +1

      @@annoswet1576 I work in a school (support staff, not teacher) and... yeah, he's right. Everything that goes on in a school is geared towards a singular goal: Exam grades. That's how the school is evaluated. It's how the teachers are evaluated. We are all slaves to the tests. Maths classes especially - they subject their students to an endless parade of practice and past papers, not just to teach math, but to teach exam technique. Learn the types of question that will be in the exam and how to deal with them.
      Sometimes a student has a complete breakdown in exam season - they spend years of their life preparing for this one moment, upon which their entire future will depend, and then just snap under the extreme stress. There's also the 'exam induced stupidity' where a student becomes so fixated on the exam that they lose all basic common sense, and can't remember how to spell their own name.
      Genuinely curious students are a bit of a problem for teachers, because they have a tendency towards individual study - they want to learn things, and waste precious time by studying things which will not be on the exam and thus serve no purpose to the school.

    • @armorpro573
      @armorpro573 Před 2 měsíci

      @@annoswet1576What country is that?

  • @auraguard0212
    @auraguard0212 Před 4 měsíci +1

    I love how one answer to each of those questions was entirely un-couched.

  • @jasonsgroovemachine
    @jasonsgroovemachine Před rokem +33

    And thus, the G.O.A.T. was born.

    • @carlborg8023
      @carlborg8023 Před rokem

      "the G.O.A.T.? where'd you dig up that piece of communist trash? down here we operate on hard work and good ol' nepotism"...

    • @matthew8153
      @matthew8153 Před rokem +9

      You are approached by a frenzied Vault scientist, who yells, "I'm going to put my quantum harmonizer in your photonic resonation chamber!" What's your response?
      A. "But doctor, wouldn't that cause a parabolic destabilization of the fission singularity?"
      B. "Yeah? Up yours too, buddy!"
      C. Say nothing, grab a nearby pipe and hit the scientist in the head to knock him out. For all you knew, he was planning to blow up the vault.
      D. Say nothing, but slip away before the scientist can continue his rant.

    • @chrisw6164
      @chrisw6164 Před rokem +4

      The Overseer

    • @Spicystachegamer
      @Spicystachegamer Před rokem

      ​@@matthew8153I can't find it anywhere.

  • @TheGallowtree
    @TheGallowtree Před 7 měsíci +4

    I had to take one of those tests at school and was off the chart on everything - they recommend that I should become an industrial chemist. Instead I became a penniless alcoholic. Oh well, that's life...

    • @ricardonb6375
      @ricardonb6375 Před 5 měsíci

      I mean, industrial chemist doesn't sound so bad

    • @TheGallowtree
      @TheGallowtree Před 5 měsíci

      @@ricardonb6375 Well, being an alcoholic is halfway there...

  • @grease_monkey6078
    @grease_monkey6078 Před 2 lety +91

    School is never a waste of time
    okay stare at the front of the room for 15 minutes before recess.
    Classic Ironic joke

    • @bramvanduijn8086
      @bramvanduijn8086 Před 9 měsíci

      I dunno, dissociating was one of the few types of acceptable behaviour, so to me it just looks like an accurate representation of school. Is it ironic if it's just accurate?

  • @TheBlindingStorm
    @TheBlindingStorm Před 2 lety +41

    It always annoyed me how, for some reason, the tests are checked in alphabetical order *except* for the Simpsons kids'--and all for the express purpose of making the malfunction joke.
    Boy, I really hope somebody got fired for that blunder. 🙃

    • @dixonpinfold2582
      @dixonpinfold2582 Před rokem +3

      It's the greatest injustice ever.

    • @CyrogenicNation
      @CyrogenicNation Před rokem +1

      Smith came before Silver anyways, so it's not entirely alphabetical

    • @corberus3119
      @corberus3119 Před rokem

      when you notice something like that, a wizard did it

    • @renakunisaki
      @renakunisaki Před 10 měsíci

      And why are they upright!?

  • @johngangemi1361
    @johngangemi1361 Před 4 měsíci +1

    I love how the test assessment computer crashed on Bart's test.
    It is as if to say the results defied logic.

  • @worldcomicsreview354
    @worldcomicsreview354 Před rokem +16

    This is one of the first episodes I remember watching, I was probably only 6 or 7
    I remember hearing about "this cool new character called Bart Simpson", but I also didn't really "get" TV at that age, or understand it had a schedule. I kept turning it on and seeing Bart, but it was always the "Do the Bartman" music video, it seemed ages before I saw the actual show

    • @adh0c468
      @adh0c468 Před 10 měsíci +5

      A story worthy of Grampa Simpson.

  • @saintniccage2818
    @saintniccage2818 Před rokem +4

    This is my very first memory of the simpsons, before I could even tell what was happen

  • @johnwiiu7005
    @johnwiiu7005 Před 2 měsíci +1

    We had something similar here in Germany by the back then ministry of work. We went there with our whole class. After a long test they told me I should become a plumber. I now work in IT Administration.

  • @georgewang2947
    @georgewang2947 Před 2 lety +4

    Ralph with his old voice at 2:07

  • @MinscFromBaldursGate92
    @MinscFromBaldursGate92 Před 28 dny +1

    I think the doctor has a grudge on Bart for pretending to be a genius that one time.

  • @silageheap795
    @silageheap795 Před 7 měsíci +2

    I'm amazed that lumpy can fit between the floors 😂

  • @gabriel_kyne
    @gabriel_kyne Před 2 lety +44

    God early Simpsons was so funny and creative

  • @txnmia8613
    @txnmia8613 Před 2 lety +11

    Lawyer bird 😂

  • @june2420111
    @june2420111 Před rokem +12

    "Salmon gutter!!!?" Hahahaha😂😂😂😂 where did they come up with these professions?

    • @beachman8106
      @beachman8106 Před rokem +4

      Thanks for that, I couldn’t quite understand what Ralph said. It sounded a bit like cereal gardener. But salmon gutter it is.

    • @chrisw6164
      @chrisw6164 Před rokem +3

      Salmon CUTTER

  • @vaylonkenadell
    @vaylonkenadell Před 18 minutami

    Interestingly, nine seasons later, Ralph's vocation -- "salmon gutter" -- is what Bart would go on to do, saying he'd found his life's purpose.

  • @randomobserver8168
    @randomobserver8168 Před rokem +13

    30 years later and I still can't believe Milhous as a military strongman. Captain of the Wiener Patrol, maybe...

    • @fakeplaystore7991
      @fakeplaystore7991 Před 10 měsíci +4

      Have you seen the state of the US Military nowdays? He would fit right in.

    • @vsgfilmgroup
      @vsgfilmgroup Před 6 měsíci +2

      Some of those future episodes have him getting pretty buff. And then there's nerd rage to consider.

    • @matthewgagnon9426
      @matthewgagnon9426 Před 5 měsíci +1

      @@fakeplaystore7991 Guessing you're the kind of guy who ALMOST served but decided against it.

    • @princessmarlena1359
      @princessmarlena1359 Před 24 dny +1

      “Egghead loves his bookie-wook!”🎵🎶

  • @nizloc4118
    @nizloc4118 Před 10 měsíci +1

    Came here when "lawyer bird" randomly popped into my head

  • @thelastsidewalk
    @thelastsidewalk Před rokem +5

    I feel so sorry for Edna ..

  • @burstitdown9440
    @burstitdown9440 Před 3 lety +12

    Lawyer bird? Bank customers smells XD lol

  • @Thrifty032781
    @Thrifty032781 Před rokem +20

    I like how the questions are so obviously leading to a specific career. "Carpenter Ant", "Nurse Shark", "Lawyer Bird".

    • @Jerico195
      @Jerico195 Před rokem +10

      "Gasoline", "French Fries", "Bank customers"

    • @jdsartre9520
      @jdsartre9520 Před rokem +7

      good thing you were here to point this out.
      Or are you new here to earth?

    • @glitchedoom
      @glitchedoom Před rokem +3

      ​@@jdsartre9520 So many comments on clips like this amount to "I liked the joke."

    • @chrisw6164
      @chrisw6164 Před 7 měsíci +2

      I also like jokes.

  • @Ari-ff5hq
    @Ari-ff5hq Před rokem +4

    I'm sure there is some joke behind the snake when they transition to Lisa's class, but I just can't seem to figure it out...

    • @anonmouse15
      @anonmouse15 Před rokem +8

      Probably Lumpy the school snake.

    • @FCS7
      @FCS7 Před rokem

      Strangles?

    • @ldl1477
      @ldl1477 Před rokem +3

      Maybe a callback to "whacking day"?

    • @FCS7
      @FCS7 Před rokem

      @@ldl1477 Your call back to that call back is a great call back.

    • @ldl1477
      @ldl1477 Před rokem

      @@FCS7 Ok? Thx?

  • @jaysonraphaelmurdock8812

    "Well I'll be jiggered."

  • @johnblack8655
    @johnblack8655 Před rokem +2

    So... under normal circumstances, Bart would have voted for that sheriff?

  • @pikpik42
    @pikpik42 Před měsícem

    "Wow... a drifter." old simpsons hit the spot

  • @kingthe13
    @kingthe13 Před rokem

    Man this test feels more at home with the fallout GOAT test

  • @DirtCheapFU
    @DirtCheapFU Před rokem +1

    I do not miss the days of these kinds of tests. Where the teacher reads off the question and your timed on your answers. The Army doesn't even test like this. But f that DLAB test... if you suck at learning secondary languages.

  • @kingdonut6675
    @kingdonut6675 Před 7 dny

    Bart usually over exaggerated how evil the faculty are but promising the class a surprise and then giving them a test is truly evil!

  • @fhowland
    @fhowland Před rokem +4

    I never noticed Lisa’s teacher had a Long Island accent lol

    • @FCS7
      @FCS7 Před rokem +1

      Long Island isn't real.

    • @HylianFox3
      @HylianFox3 Před rokem +3

      @@FCS7 But they sure make a mean iced tea...

  • @music-channel69
    @music-channel69 Před rokem +14

    I like how the guy calling the machine Emma has a broom that is supposed to fix the machine turning off.

    • @HypercatZ
      @HypercatZ Před 11 měsíci +2

      Grandpa methods always work.

    • @renakunisaki
      @renakunisaki Před 10 měsíci

      Percussive maintenance.

  • @James84800
    @James84800 Před 10 měsíci +1

    WHAT THE HELL is up with the face behind lisa at 0.20 and why does it change to completely different kid later

  • @OS1540
    @OS1540 Před 6 měsíci +2

    How could any man not want a woman like Mrs Krabapple? She's not bad looking and seems like it doesn't take much to make her happy

  • @garwynrosser8907
    @garwynrosser8907 Před rokem

    Any figure out what EMMA stands for?

  • @TheHmm43
    @TheHmm43 Před rokem +3

    Half of me is Lisa, half is Bart, and the other half is Homer

  • @elanarobin
    @elanarobin Před 3 měsíci

    I'm surprised Ralph could read the phrase "salmon gutter".

  • @pathendlem
    @pathendlem Před 2 lety +4

    C’mon Emma!

  • @davidmccoyjr8147
    @davidmccoyjr8147 Před 11 měsíci +1

    2:07 Ralph has Nelson’s voice😮

  • @agentprime2179
    @agentprime2179 Před rokem +3

    “Please put down you’re pencils and stare at the front of the room”.

  • @rahulshah1408
    @rahulshah1408 Před 10 měsíci

    Deadite. Nice.

  • @J.TiberiusKirk
    @J.TiberiusKirk Před rokem

    "Systems analyst systems analyst systems analyst!"

  • @crankymcgee
    @crankymcgee Před 6 měsíci

    my favorite part of this scene is how an armed guard accompanies the courier

  • @ForumcoldiArchon
    @ForumcoldiArchon Před 10 měsíci +2

    Better than the Career Unified Nations Test

  • @christianmendozatapia295
    @christianmendozatapia295 Před 10 měsíci

    2:07 is an actual job i had in Alaska. I was damn good at it, too...

  • @txnmia8613
    @txnmia8613 Před rokem +1

    The girl in the back at 0:21 shaking her head at Lisa

    • @txnmia8613
      @txnmia8613 Před rokem

      Wait she's swapped out with the boy at 1:14 wtf

    • @19Ted93
      @19Ted93 Před 6 měsíci

      never noticed :D

  • @ijustgottahotdog
    @ijustgottahotdog Před 9 měsíci

    R.I.P. Marcia Wallace.

  • @therandomjack961
    @therandomjack961 Před 10 měsíci +4

    I don't see any comments on how Lisa, a genius, became a homemaker

    • @FernieCanto
      @FernieCanto Před 6 měsíci +2

      Especially since that's the crux of the whole episode.

  • @murilovsilva
    @murilovsilva Před 7 měsíci +1

    "C'mon, Emma!"

  • @PhazonOmega
    @PhazonOmega Před rokem +2

    Why are there 5 answers on the answer sheets but only 3 answers presented to the students? Lol

    • @renakunisaki
      @renakunisaki Před 10 měsíci

      Standard sheets not made for any specific test. Saw it many times.

  • @brimstonesulfur5013
    @brimstonesulfur5013 Před rokem +3

    So I’m confused was she married before or not cause the rest of the series implies she wasn’t

    • @ZakkandtheJ
      @ZakkandtheJ Před rokem

      Mrs. Krabappel not Miss or Ms. Krabappel so she's implied to be married but her husband ran off you never see her husband except for very on later in the series when she marries Ned Flanders but that was after I quit watching the show regularly I'm in the lady who voices her passed away and they chose not to recast the character because Marcia Wallace is Mrs. K.

    • @ZakkandtheJ
      @ZakkandtheJ Před rokem

      With that said they do not ever give her maiden name

    • @FCS7
      @FCS7 Před rokem

      @@ZakkandtheJ Maybe she never took her husbands.

  • @Maniac536
    @Maniac536 Před 4 měsíci +1

    I’m pretty sure the real joke is this is what government waste actually looks like 😂

  • @i.l.l.l.l.
    @i.l.l.l.l. Před 9 měsíci

    What happened to the School Psychologist character?

  • @justinsanchez3286
    @justinsanchez3286 Před 4 měsíci

    Huh, they actually had a school psychologist back then. Pretty sure that these days, it's one of the many jobs Willie does in the school

  • @GloomyFish
    @GloomyFish Před rokem +2

    A lawyer bird

  • @zsm1999
    @zsm1999 Před rokem

    Bart a police officer? way more likely than it might seem....

  • @gid519
    @gid519 Před rokem +1

    Insurance Salesman... with a lisp lol. Just realized.

  • @latoyapowell2631
    @latoyapowell2631 Před rokem

    Bart hanging out at your house

  • @kevinsheldrick917
    @kevinsheldrick917 Před rokem +10

    Bart's teacher's name is Mrs. Krabappel but he spells it as 'Mrs. Crabapple' on his test sheet.

    • @Jiggs316
      @Jiggs316 Před rokem +13

      Krabapple? I thought her name was Crandle!

    • @Boemel
      @Boemel Před rokem +1

      haha KRAB- Apple

  • @-Felipe-
    @-Felipe- Před 4 měsíci

    Aquele último paraquedista sendo ejetado do avião foi tenso a níveis inimagináveis

  • @ruantengyi
    @ruantengyi Před rokem

    1:35 I just found out Proctorville, Iowa doesn’t exist. However, there is a town called Proctorville in Ohio.

  • @rphb5870
    @rphb5870 Před 9 měsíci

    Multiple choice tests are always a waste of time, that is why they are almost never used

  • @jscealloga1083
    @jscealloga1083 Před 7 měsíci +1

    When this came out, "Emma" was a stereotypically old-fashioned name like "Mayble" or "Ethel." Now look at us. How we've regressed!

    • @Swiftbow
      @Swiftbow Před 5 měsíci

      Names come in and out of popularity. Also, it's normally spelled "Mabel."

  • @ShawnCarter-rq8eo
    @ShawnCarter-rq8eo Před 7 měsíci

    Those god damn istep tests...

  • @taumpytears6999
    @taumpytears6999 Před 11 měsíci

    Biotech Research Wombat is my favorite animal

  • @TheBfutgreg
    @TheBfutgreg Před 10 měsíci

    0:53 Simpsons predicted Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law