Lancer Slander

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  • čas přidán 30. 07. 2022
  • Quality Shitpost
    #lancerrpg

Komentáře • 62

  • @sgregory0753
    @sgregory0753 Před 2 lety +283

    Considering SSC, they may have already found a way to genetically create catboys/girls

    • @lazydroidproductions1087
      @lazydroidproductions1087 Před rokem +72

      May have? They absolutely have. The only issue would be markets, which should at least be big enough in the KTB to turn a good profit

    • @SSD_Penumbra
      @SSD_Penumbra Před rokem +46

      @@lazydroidproductions1087 SSC licenses come with a Catboy with no extra cost.

    • @Google_Corporation
      @Google_Corporation Před 11 měsíci +1

      SSC can't create catboys/catgirls, as they were banned under the First Contact Accords. When the humans signed off certain rights to genetic modification, RA *banned* catboys/catgirls. Not as in they're illegal, but *removed the concept entirely from the universe.* So you couldn't make one, because nobody can comprehend the idea of one. Oh and the best part, confirmed canon by Tom Parkinson Morgan (one of the authors).

    • @ff-pj3de
      @ff-pj3de Před 11 měsíci +23

      Considering bio modifications are a thing, they probably already offer a full cat girl/boy/whatever package. Not genetically inheritable, but I can imagine, if people wanna go for the authentic article, biomod cat ears made from cloned cat-tissue.

    • @pinguin4898
      @pinguin4898 Před 6 měsíci +5

      unfortunately the patent for catgirls belongs to ips-n since sekhmet

  • @noonedream9333
    @noonedream9333 Před 2 lety +250

    Raleigh stops firing for a minute to reload
    Enemies: *calm*
    Raleigh has also been loading the Mjolnir for 3 turns
    Enemies: *P A N I C*

    • @Scrumbumbler
      @Scrumbumbler Před 10 měsíci +10

      *loud crunching of Restock Drones filling my holes*
      What downtime?

    • @Vance415
      @Vance415 Před 10 měsíci

      @@Scrumbumbler "filling my holes"
      🤨📸

    • @warlynx5644
      @warlynx5644 Před 25 dny +1

      ⁠​⁠​⁠@@ScrumbumblerNow I’m just picturing a Raleigh walking around with a mech-sized bag of potato chips that’s just Restock Drones

  • @kellerharris2593
    @kellerharris2593 Před 8 měsíci +35

    Rolling a 1 on damage: I sleep
    Vlad rolling a 1 on damage: REAL SHIT

  • @lordilluminati5836
    @lordilluminati5836 Před 2 lety +168

    I had a morning cloak player at my table roll triple 6's on the blinkspace jump, completely turning the battle from a tough but winnable one to the PC's getting stomped. the players had to surrender and after some trigger rolls the villains accepted a 1v1 honor duel. To this day one of the most memorable things that happened in the game.
    also, yeah, agree 100% on the atlas and goblin ones.

  • @slenderhero73
    @slenderhero73 Před rokem +135

    Playing Hydra is simple, you just have to place two tempest drones and enjoy your ping pong match.

    • @irradiatedslagheap7933
      @irradiatedslagheap7933 Před rokem +11

      Sadly, the relevant text reads "Any character that starts their turn adjacent to the tempest drone or moves adjacent to it _for the first time in a round_ must blah blah blah". So you get two bounces.

    • @lazydroidproductions1087
      @lazydroidproductions1087 Před rokem +4

      Deadman’s Volley. Like in Zelda

    • @SkyTowerKurogane
      @SkyTowerKurogane Před 10 měsíci +4

      Funny that you're posting bout hydra with your monsoon profilepic.

    • @slenderhero73
      @slenderhero73 Před 10 měsíci +3

      Memes

  • @namikazenara9379
    @namikazenara9379 Před rokem +37

    To be fair, it's not just Atlas... The Whole SSC would cry when Witch step into the battlefield.
    I would know, most of my team is using SSC Mech, and we all went into panic when Witch come out

  • @chartographer217
    @chartographer217 Před 2 lety +61

    Yes, more Lancer shitposting, please.

  • @magni5648
    @magni5648 Před 3 dny +1

    0:58: This one really needs a second part of "Barbarossa players when the Apocalypse Rail is fully charged."

  • @wahoodo42
    @wahoodo42 Před rokem +16

    me, who has never played bec of no time, sitting with my gms everest:

  • @the8626
    @the8626 Před 4 měsíci +4

    tokugawa users when they don't oneshot the tier 3 ultra goliath [their entire gameplan is going to immediately crumble before their eyes]

  • @LostSnowdrift
    @LostSnowdrift Před 2 lety +54

    What's the very last frame of the video? There's a bonus meme I can't see
    EDIT: Text reads "Almalexia meeting Sotha Sil after the Heart of Lorkhan was destroyed". As far as I can tell this is an Elder Scrolls shitpost

    • @cocobeef
      @cocobeef Před 2 lety +9

      That's the Enkidu-- it's a variant on the Tokugawa from wallflower. Absolutely nasty frame, when it's in the danger zone you gotta deal with this frame trait (comp/con):
      "As a special reaction, the Enkidu must use its PLASMA TALONS to attack any character (hostile or allied) that enters, exits or moves more than 1 space within its THREAT. This special reaction can be used once a turn, any number of times a round, and doesn’t count against the maximum number of reactions a turn, so the Enkidu can take other reactions normally."
      Players need to be mindful about where they are on the map when you got a spicy Enkidu stomping around. I love em.

    • @LostSnowdrift
      @LostSnowdrift Před 2 lety +11

      @@cocobeef Nah, after that. There's a single frame of another meme before the video ends, the text reads (on repeat watches) Alexandria ... something or other.

    • @cocobeef
      @cocobeef Před 2 lety +1

      @@LostSnowdrift Oh wow, good eye!! Dang, I can't get it to pause long enough to read. Lancer Slander: A Mystery.

    • @Z.cromski
      @Z.cromski Před 9 měsíci +1

      It’s a reference to The Elder Scrolls III Morrowind. I’m assuming the video was originally a Morrowind slander video and they just covered it up with Lancer references except for the last frame.

  • @DashingSteel
    @DashingSteel Před 29 dny +1

    Death's Head players when their Core Power is actually useful in a scene: *Crab Rave bassboosted with Barret . 50 cal shots for drums*

  • @sidewinder2716
    @sidewinder2716 Před 3 měsíci +2

    I was wondering where the lore slander was, but that would imply people read the lore

  • @csmrookie9600
    @csmrookie9600 Před 10 měsíci +8

    Blackbeard players when an enemy is in grappling hook range:

  • @DashingSteel
    @DashingSteel Před 29 dny +1

    Drake players: *Slaps Superheavy minigun on the table* I am heavy weapons guy.

  • @caelvanir8557
    @caelvanir8557 Před rokem +6

    Man, I can’t believe the Tribunal Temple is in Lancer

  • @BurritoInTheMist
    @BurritoInTheMist Před 2 lety +11

    Love it, thank you RALF

  • @loreleineighbors9087
    @loreleineighbors9087 Před 2 lety +9

    Now this is what I like to see

  • @maboi0007
    @maboi0007 Před 2 lety +10

    Absolute perfection

  • @N1K0L4_dot_wav
    @N1K0L4_dot_wav Před rokem +4

    We need another one of these, thanks

  • @DashingSteel
    @DashingSteel Před 29 dny

    Atlas players trying not to reference Revengance every turn: *Sweats Profusely*

  • @TenebrousHero
    @TenebrousHero Před 2 lety +4

    MOAR

  • @onesaltydoge3105
    @onesaltydoge3105 Před 2 lety +2

    Good video

  • @yellowsaint
    @yellowsaint Před 8 měsíci

    this is not what i expected, i was thinking lancer from deltarune

  • @ukuwastation7384
    @ukuwastation7384 Před 2 lety +3

    Qual la tee!

  • @davidwoek3041
    @davidwoek3041 Před rokem +1

    Very funny, did laugh

  • @Akco007
    @Akco007 Před 10 měsíci

    I need more!

  • @variousnumber891
    @variousnumber891 Před 4 měsíci

    You missed "PEgaSuS plAyERs whEN GuN=?gUn!"

  • @gavinlinville9691
    @gavinlinville9691 Před měsícem

    Drake

  • @notleviathan855
    @notleviathan855 Před 9 měsíci

    Drake players in any sort of combat - it's Pyro from TF2

    • @DashingSteel
      @DashingSteel Před 29 dny

      I think you got your Drakes and your Genghises mixed up.

  • @SebastiansSebastian-fc4pj
    @SebastiansSebastian-fc4pj Před 5 měsíci

    Least femboy Balrog players: (they have a suprise for you under that dress)

  • @thecoolestdaniel4554
    @thecoolestdaniel4554 Před 4 měsíci

    Do you guys know where i can find a robot with horse booty

  • @Bake-kurijra
    @Bake-kurijra Před rokem +2

    This was unwarranted . Lancer slander is not funny . Every board game has the rules guy to exist . And cat boys and girls aren’t in lancer that’s illegal in lancer Because they believe it’s inhumane to force something into existence unless it chooses to exist

    • @comet.x
      @comet.x Před 10 měsíci +10

      he doesn't know

    • @EDBread1984
      @EDBread1984 Před 3 měsíci +1

      >Implying some people wouldn’t choose to be cat girls

  • @Metal_Maoist
    @Metal_Maoist Před rokem +18

    This one's good but there's not enough GUN:G̶̨͘U̶̻̒N̷͎͑//pEGASUS//o̴n̸e̸ ̶m̷u̵s̶t̷ ̵i̷m̴a̵g̵i̵n̸e̵[UNSHACKLE USHABTI]

    • @Resetium
      @Resetium Před 9 měsíci

      UNSHACKLE USHABTI