Every Death in Metástasis Compliation (Colombian Breaking Bad)
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- čas přidán 10. 03. 2023
- This Compliation features every death in the Colombian version of Breaking Bad Metástasis (only exception is Emilio and Krazy 8's deaths due to EP 1 and EP 3 not being available on youtube)
- Komedie
The twins being chubby long haired dudes absolutely kills me lmfaooo
I love them too. There isn't an ounce of evil in them. They are just some clumsy fu**s.
at least they got actual twins and not just some lookalikes lmaoo
Haha The Wish version of the two brothers Salamanca
@@juliancaritaAt least? Lol not all twins are identical, my guy. They can even be opposite sex.
It’s actually one actor in Metástasis
Meta stasis is iconic cause it really feels like a group of film students and some passionate BB fans got together and made a home movie
yeah pretty much sums up the latin-american series industry
until now the only actually good series I've seen is Los Simuladores from Argentina. It even got a Russian adaptation
Honestly imho this show is not so bad. If breaking bad didn't exist (or was instead a books saga) this show would have been okay.
But it's just so dim compared to breaking bad lol
It's nowhere near the same quality but it's impressive how well they managed to recreate certain scenes. Like the plane crash and the stuffed animal falling into the pool, looks a bit cheesy but still gets the job done. Vince Gilligan even praised Metastasis for how they were able to recreate the entire show in a much shorter period and with a lower budget.
Nostalgia Critic remake of breaking bad
You cant compare american budget with colombian budget
1:40 the fucked up physics of the explosion followed by the happy wheels gore noises had me bro
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That explosion had me in stitches
Agreed
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I love how his skull doesn't even follow human anatomy in Gus' death.
Yeah his skill is as big as his head
Because it's a Colombian skull.
@@ID-8491xdxdxd
hes just built different.
The skull has an ear 💀
They should definitely make a version of Better Call Saul now
Better call Joan
He should be called
Todesta
So it would be caller "Todesta Bien"
"Mejor llama a Todesta"
Imagine Lalo 💀
@@datomorbius4278 i'm pretty sure saul in metastasis is called saul bueno
@@datomorbius4278 Better Call Juan
7:42 Colombia Gus ready to fly 😂😂😂
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The effects are so bad😂
The skull does not even match the head
The funniest crap I've ever seen 🤣🤣🤣
Chickens are flightless birds
2:52 bro changed characters in gta 5💀
Lmao
Columbian Tuco literally looks like Trevor too lmao
15:19 i can't believe "Walter" actually took a nap at such an important time.
this actually made me burst out laughing im glad i wasnt drinking 😭
12:40
That death is very realistic. The body just falls like a bag of potatoes.
Laugh so fcking hard
sis died like ragdoll CSGO bot 💀
jokes aside that only one was realistic
@@cliffphenibooth6384 yup. that got me cold haha
Itis very realistic, after watching lots of videos about massacre or the ukraine russia war, a bullet went in their head always dies like that since the bullet usually went pass through the head so it wouldn't show impact and fall at the direction of where the bullet goes. The body always fall foward because of relaxed muscle, spine, and center of gravity
14:48 Interesting how in BrBa, Walter just says "Goodbye, Lydia", but here he hits her with the classic Kenshiro "you're already dead" line.
Yeah because Metastasis directors think that we south american people are dumb and that they have to be very specific and explain every single detail
@@andresgonzalez2008a ton of American shows and movies do that too if it makes you feel better. Just not breaking bad
7:45 this was even funnier than the original
mf jumping ☠️☠️😭🧘🤭🙏😊
If he jumped back instead of to his right the entire scene would've been much better
Someone needs to add the Mario jump sound over that
AHHHHH 😂😂
Mf is Foxy or something😭😢🥶🙏
7:44 Gus Flying 💀
Gus fring: ❌
Gus flying: ✅
What if this show and Breaking Bad exist in the same universe, and it was two guys worlds apart experiencing the exact same shit!
lol ya
Breaking Bad: No Way Home
I love this
What if Metastases is a documentary from the world of Breaking Bad, which accidentally made its way into our world.
This is Canon to me now
In an alternate Universe, Breaking Bad does not exist and Methastasis is an somewhat obscure foreign show that has become kind of a hidden gem amongst reviewers and reactors.
And then some guy named horrible writer named Giligan Vince rips it off and makes Bad Breaking with the protagonist being Jesse White working with his teacher Walter Pinkman.
@@DefeatedMelony luego hace un spinoof llamado better call gus
3:42 they had to put a piece of soft material down to make the axe stick 💀💀💀
The same as in the original version, only there was a framing problem in the shot and it was visible or the color of the material did not match the color of the original cement floor.
0:57 Got me when the transition swapped to him smiling XD
Nah
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Ok but why does Columbian Hank look like Bill Oakley from Better Call Saul
5:18 I love how Mike's actor doesn't even look afraid or surprised he's just like "damn"
He's like yuck blood
He doesn’t even try to act scared he’s just wearing the “Holy shit” face
11:40 Walter throwing a match into the pool being timed with lighting the guy on fire is actually a pretty cool change.
Tbh the editor missed the chance for more obvious continuity between the two actions imo
Holy crap Andrea's death was far more disturbing in this, in breaking bad it was kind of funny how she gracefully falls in this one she actually looks like a lifeless corpse hitting the floor.
His reaction was kind of lame though
@@Petrevious well obviously, the director and actor knew they couldn't do better then Aaron Paul's performance
They forgot to replace the live rounds.
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@@Petrevious made the sound of your mom knocking on your door when you're mad at her
12:41 That fall is actually incredibly realistic. Very disturbing.
For real
They actually killed the actress for more realism, if you ask me that is some serious devotion to do your job as good as possible.
Bro fall like a ragdoll
@@ramsesomarrodriguezibarra9574 that caught me off for a second lmao
@@ramsesomarrodriguezibarra9574 ¡Bravó Vincé!
the prison deaths were actually done really well, and i think if the show took more creative liberties like in the prison scene, we could've actually had a pretty damn good breaking bad adaptation
It gets so weird like they try to recreate that shot of the Cousins dragging the axe on the parking lot ground but the director and actor have no idea how to make that shot look natural
@@CharlieBrown20XD6 i mean, salamanca twins also were horribles in BrBa, i wanted them died and i loved Hank for do it. They just act like robots trynna be scary
@@Jinx_Did_Nothing_WrongThe Salamanca Twins were a force of death, their allegiance to Hector and Santa Muerta. Hank killed their cousin, and so they're thirsty for blood. I dunno how that makes them mechahical :/
@@herobrinegreek9493 bc they act mechanical, like a cheap version of Terminator
@@Jinx_Did_Nothing_Wrongthat was the point… 😑
12:41 this shot was really well made. Very realistic
12:42 ok but that fall was actually better than the original.
thought the exact same thing while watching
Euphoria ragdoll
Mfs really be scrambling to find something really good about the show.
less realistic fall tho, goofy as fuck. the bullet would have passed clean through the head without causing that kind of jerking.
@@namegoeshere2418 A bit exagerated but way more realistic than most shows (including BB). When a person dies by a headshot they're most likely to fall like that
12:25 that Walter shows less emotions than Todd
He looks like he’s getting forced into the ground.
15:25 bro thinks he Walter blanco
12:44 the screams, then the second pause, then just peacefully knocking his head against the window-
It wasn't peaceful, it was silent wailing. He took out his frustration by doing what he was able and that was hitting his head on the window.
9:15 the 'kid' on the motorbike is like 22 in this! His smile and wave is so funny, not the nervous/innocent one from BB
Makes Todd's apathy more aparent
10:15 "Shut the f**k up... and let me die in peace..."
in this one he actually just says "shut your mouth"
@@AvengedxxSevenfoldx yeah, it’s starting to make me think that Spanish just doesn’t have the same way to express being offended as English does.
@@reflex9238 Believe me, for every insult in English there are at least 10 in Spanish.
@@patopato1153 I mean the only insults I've heard in Spanish don't even sound Spanish and are comical to me because of how they sound like coño like what kind of insult is that? Before its also comes up Spanish was my first language and I grew up in a Spanish community. Insults I heard were maldita sea, mierda, perra and carajo though none like I mentioned above or pendejo, again doesn't sound like Spanish to me and its comical almost like an English person speaking broken Spanish.
Imagine that kind of dedication those people must have had to make a complete remake of that 50+ hours show in their spare time. Breaking Bad fans are really devoted.
who's going to tell him that this wasnt made my Breaking Bad fans
You mean devoted to money?
@@Konatawarewho's going to tell you
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12:48 that slightly disappointed head tap had me dying
he did not get paid enough to risk a head injury lmao
Man love my favorite characters: Hidenborg, Josse, Honk, Gas and Mack.
Gas made me ascared when he ss
the real names in the show are even funnier. walter is still walter, but jesse is jose, hank is henry, and mike is mario.
@anonymouscheesepie3768 mario 💀
@@anonymouscheesepie3768 Issa me Mario *bang* *bang* *bang*
Walter Grey (also known as Hindenburg) and his partner in crime; Jeremy Purpleman
7:38 oh shit they even casted Jordan Peterson !
"Blow up your room" - Jordan Peterson
We'll see who exploads who
I love how in Jane's death the actress is still breathing 😭
Because that's based!
Same with the dude with the plastic bag over his head.
Okay but the prison deaths scene was actually pretty good
but the one with the plastic bag, man kept breathing
@@JMarkShievas they do in real life. You're just breathing your own CO2. But your instincts dont just decide to let you die
I agree, the stabbing could have been done better but otherwise it was the scene that stand out the most for me.
8:02 Nurse be double shocked, has to change up hand to cover her mouth.
Tuco looks like Mickey Mouse lol
Well they mistook Walt Disney for Walter White😁!
😂 OverStereotyped Mexican Drug Lord
"We have Breaking Bad at home"
Breaking Bad at home:
Man, Combo's death is always just sad, no matter what AU.
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Man speaking of metástasis like an undertale fan fic
@@rustyskunks It pretty much is. And just as QUALITY.
What a great show, they should make a english version though
Trolling people on CZcams about Metastasis being the first show to be filmed is much fun. I'm serious. I've done it and it's hilarious.
@@ID-8491 chronically online
@@ID-8491 What kinds of replies do you get when you say that?
12:49 Fun fact: The genius of rigging a m4 to rapidfire on a single-fire mode loaded with armor piercing 5.56 by a belt-fed spring-loaded-magazine, is a way Metástasis show that their Waltuh don't even need a machine gun.
It's their director's decision to subtly say Colombian Waltuh > BB Heisenberg
Muy Bien, Andi Baiz!
Yeah yeah you know about guns...
@@acecaliYou don't need to have more than a rudimentary understanding of firearms to know that that's barely possible.
@@kippert8912 Whatever you say, gun nerd.
@@barghest94 have to know about guns I'm going to become a Marine (or testicle inspector)
@@kippert8912 If you want to join the army you either have zero prospects in life or you are just a bootlicker.
1:40 gta 4 physics
True XD
that's an insult to GTA 4
@@Alazshit as a gta4 fan I did'n mean it by that
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@@Alazshitliterally true tho
9:13 no puedo con la sonrisa del niño
5:13 he looks like hes holding back a fart
Lmao
Thanks, now i cant unsee it
@@user-ps2dg4jg6b did you want to see it
"Please don't shit my pants, please don't shit my pants, please don't shit my pants, fuck... just shitted my pants"
I know people give this show a lot of flak, but there's something so charmingly amateurish about it that I just can't help but love it. It's something that only a less developed film industry could create, and it makes me love it just as much as the original show, just in a different way.
Truly, one of the shows of all time.
And I like how it doesn’t try to rip breaking bad off but instead credits it and vince gilligan too.
@@Coopdog0108 legend
its just stupid that its funny lol
I mostly agree but how can you “love this just as much” as the original
@@User-gd5un Just because it's broken doesn't mean it can't be fun, case in point, a firework
11:26 this guy still breathing lol
Since he is currently unconscious, he lacks the ability to remove the bag, which will result in his asphyxiation
Same with jane
wtf did they actually tie an actual airtight bag around the actor’s head
And Todd managed to scream at the top of his lungs while being choked
Bruh 😂😂😂
The bag moving in and out at 11:27 when he's already dead
LMAO
he passed out and will die soon, i dont get how 99% of people dont get that
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@@waffler-yz3gw isn't the guy pulling the bag wat is closing the seal, so if he lets go then air will enter again? I don't get how you dont get this.
Really like (in a morbid way) that the prison killings scene was more varied then just shankings and a torching, had some creative ways to off them. And the scene of HeisenBlanca lighting the match before the guy gets lit up was so well thought out genuinely
The one being strangled with the plastic bag still breath when they walk away from the body, the bag keep moving lol
@@Erpes2yeah thats how that works
2:27 She wasn't choking on her vomit here...
15:00 best song to choose
Lol 💀
Yup, the context of the has a really great background for the walter blanco choices
I love how I can tell exactly what each of these scenes were in the original show lol, they actually did a very good job at recreating it
Jane's hot in both versions
She looks like Tifa Lockhart in this version
Bien echo Vince
6:48 love how the bald dude smiles at the camera then abruptly changes his face to looking worried.
4:09 This was a more realistic scene for the death of Bolsa. In the original scene, the Federales empty a whole mag into Bolsa. In Metástasis, they actually shoot at him slowly, since they know that he's unarmed.
Federales? You mean the two best hitmen west of Mississippi
@@lol3342 Oh, yeah. Sorry, my bad!
@the goose He was, but shooting a whole mag into someone is something different
@@Loterrach you really don’t know how fucked shit is down there when it comes to this huh plus I think it was clear Gus had a hand in that
@@Loterrach Dude, cops will mag dump people if they even THINK they are armed, much less when they are working as hired hitmen
11:27 there is no way they just pass this scene, THE GUY IS STILL BREATHING MAN!
5:44 was that the minecraft skeleton noise?!
At least the prison kills were a bit more creative💀
Yeah, except 11:26, he's still breathing 😂
I don't know if something like that was in the original, but I liked the transition from Walt lighting matches at his pool to the inmates burning one of them in their cell. If it was better timed, like him lighing it and the inmate throwing it, it would have been even better.
Some of them looked ridiculous lol I actually laughed bc of it
@@niyiu3547 I think in the original it's just him watching the clock, but the parallel they came up with here works really well
@@jeremiahhester6408 bruh people dont instantly die by suffocation, the whole point of the bag is to avoid you from breathing O2, so you instead keep breathing your own CO2 while unconscious, but your body will still try to breath and survive
1:40 that explosion bro… 😂😂😂
ANDREA’S DEATH LOOKS SCARY AF
Both versions are very realistic but this one is goofy as hell
@@Hank_SchraderCat This is more realistic tho. The body would never fall as gracefully from a gunshot like andrea in brba did.
@@Hank_SchraderCatyep as someone who watched gore videos the way she died in this one is say more realistic
@@Hank_SchraderCat watching those videos ruined headsets for me, this version is more realistic
@@Hank_SchraderCatit just realistic
12:42 That death fall was very realistic and that gun suppressor was real loudy
They managed to make the twins look as non-threatening as possible lmao
7:01 the girls just collecting cash 😭
Damn makes you appreciate how good our actors are lol
The actors in this rendition just seem lifeless to me. Not nearly as much expression in certain scenes compared to the originals with Aaron Paul, or Bryan Cranston. Quite disappointed.
It's called having a good budget. I bet the entirety of Metastasis cost the same as 1 single episode of Breaking Bad
@@Diego-lt4wm Having a good budget doesnt affect an actors talent. Look at the movie reservoir dogs.
I think the one kinda well done thing was the prison deaths, since it got a little more creative and had more variety than the stabbings in the original show. If that scene had the budget and talent of the original production, it could’ve been fantastic
i really liked walter putting out a cigar to them burning the prisoner
@@rustzioIt's a match but okay
4:25 Gus Looks Ike The Father From Far Cry 5 😂
He looks like Ricky Gervais
The strippers grabbing the Capos cash before they’re even fully dead is definitely my favorite change, idk why that was so funny
I mean like it makes sense, the bosses are dead, grab what cash is left and split before becoming a bolsa swiss cheese sandwich
I like that little touch cuz on the og we dont have that and seems a little too unrealistic on the context that it has and the hate of gus could pass the taking of the cartel’s valuables leaving them with less than nothing
@@escopetadebronce Gis simply offered anyone who wanted the valuables to take it and leave, He had no use for anything Bolsa had
The dedication of making a full show instead of just changing the language is incredible.
Honestly I think some of the prison deaths were done better here than in the real breaking bad
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Yes, indeed
2:44 goofy aah explosion
Name brand: Breaking Bad
Great Value: Metastasis
I don’t even hate this show like so many others do. It’s obvious they didn’t have the same production value as Breaking Bad, and they didn’t have as good cinematography and everything, but truly I love it for what it is. It gives Spanish speaking people a chance to watch the show, and for what it is I don’t think it’s terrible like so many people say.
Uhhhhh... they didn't have a chance before? Do subtitles not exist?
Omg the columbian counter narcotics team is called COPE. Oh thats too good
What does "Columbian" mean??
@@dsvelazquez what?
@@ThePizzaGoblin search that word in the dictionary
@@dsvelazquezThings from Columbia
@@crazymanwerido4522 The bloody country's name is COLOMBIA, thus it's COLOMBIAN.
When Mike looks like a corrupt politician that you know can't even win a fist fight, lmao 😂 10:27
12:41 this death looks very realistic
Holy shit im dying laughing at who theyre Tuco is
I like how in here the kid is smiling seconds before his inminent death
4:15 "Este paciente se nos fue, hora del receso"
Llevo riendo una hora con eso
nooo jajajaj dijo hora del deceso, no receso jajajja
Hora de deceso
La experiencia IMSS y todo servicio publico latinoamericano de salud
The prison killings (apart from the guy who kept breathing with a packet on) and the assasination of jack's men was actually well made. I wish they spent more time recreating the show, that would've made a watchable second BB
That bunk bed part makes no sense. Was that dude waiting for that guy to wake up before chocking to death? Knowing that he has two minutes to take down all the men.
The guy falling from his death makes no sense as well. What type of prison has high story multiple floors with low handles?
Nobody plays Tuco Better than the original. NOBODY.
TIGHT!
Fun fact in real life tucos wifes got scared of his skills as an actor ^^
This is the first time I hear about a Breaking Bad adaptation, and I'm not even lying when I say the production quality, although questionable at some points, still holds up to the original show. The shot with Gus (or whoever that is) missing half of his face is just as realistic and well-rendered as the original shot.
except the skull looks nothing like a human
The CGI in this one is just godawful But the acting is honestly all right
Hilarious and idiotic take 😂😂 “still holds up to the original show” are you stupid 😂😂😂😂
Gotta disagree
i love how the m4a1 has only 30 shots and they gave it 100 shots with no reloads lol
Nah they taped a belt of bullets onto it so now it makes total sense.
(Try not to think about how that absolutely would not function and the fact that the belt of bullets is still there after all the rounds are spent).
@@Thalweg gotta love how the m60 was a carefully curated choice in breaking bad because 762 has far better peneteation and stopping power and the m60 has a large magazine and is actually designed to output a large volume of fire
@@sibidinakaran4757 "carefully curated" is a bit of an exaggeration.
12:49 introducing the most stretched scene ever
12:41 why andrea got them ragdoll physics though 💀
Actually that was pretty realistic. That is how a person falls after a head shot
I love that Tuco is just some tiny middle aged guy lmao
I love how this is so similar but still so diffrent almost like another universes breaking bad that just showed upp.
the salamanca twins be lookin goofy ah
I kinda like the scene where Walter lights the matches as the prisoners do, would have made well in the actual show
The scene when Hnak Schardeir kills Tacos Samalanca is still my favorite of the show
This is what happens when you add chili p to the cook.
10:53 Someone played Blood Money.
Imagine your last words being “what you got a problem with stairs?”
Son: mom, can we get Breaking Bad? Mom: We have Breaking Bad at home. Breaking Bad at home:
Metastasis shows us just how important good acting and film work are to bring a good story to life
11:27 my guy couldn’t hold his breath for 5 seconds
this isn't as bad as I expected, they stayed incredibly true to the original
I love when there are ppl so un creative they literally copy another show scene for scene and try to emulate the acting.
It’s the best.
7:38 hector looks so healthy
Did Todd just quick scope that kid 9:27
Victor looks more like Tyrus than Tyrus.
Half the time it seems like actors forget how most people actually react when people suddenly die. In most scenes it just seems like they’re reacting to a bad smell
1:49 sounds like the USP.45 from MW2 (original)
yoo wait it does bru😭😭😭
@@OwnSharpshooter13 they did this because it’s a copyright-free stock sound effect
YES hahahaha