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600 Freedom probably won't kill me. I was in a hot tub and the boiler malfunctioned and it got up to about 280 then sky rocketed to 500. I was slightly red kind of like a pink but it wasn't too bad. No one at the apartment complex messed with me after that. They were too afraid. It really hurt when they called me Lord of Hell and warned against ever pissing me off because flame throwers wont work. I swear I am a dwarf. Not some demonic other dimensional being hiding inside of human flesh to secretly harvest humanity I am normal Teraian like all you other Teraians. Oh wait huegh mons call it E Arth now.
It's a fact that cockroach eats sperm, according to my one and only experience. Not gonna lie, this happens IRL during teenage years, I used to cum on bed all the time(without cleaning the bed). After few days, when I touch mattress, it feels like some stones are beneath mattress, but I ignore it. One day, I decided to clean mattress and found out the 'stones' are cockroach remains. After that day, I ALWAYS clean up after happy time, no questions ask.
06:50 The AI got a little confused here, but it wasn't technically wrong. It was describing (parts of) the process of butchering a bird, which is often called "dressing" the animal, but is sometimes called "cleaning," because you are removing the dirty parts, making it safer to cook.
I am confident that with some of the answers google just made a whole department dedicated to having employees find search results that don't have an ai response and manually add in an ai response that states the most diabolical answers.
2:14, tbf, there are glue called 'edible glue'. As the name suggests, you can use this glue for sticking food items to together. Mostly they are used to help decorate over actually helping with the taste( kinda like modelling chocolate - doesnt yaste the best but is expectional in modelling it to your reality { doesnt help in getting a girlfriend, ik someone will try that})
Meat glue immediately came to mind. Most cuts of meat at a supermarket aren't one piece but rather separate ones glued together, often not from the same animal.
I love the part about fruits. It starts off as you'd expect, with applum and so forth, but then ends abruptly with COCONUT! It sounds like a sketch about a stupid kid. XD
The funniest part about the Win 11 spyware is that if someone looks at **** stuff and Microsoft makes their bot send a screenshot to their central server then they have literally distributed ***** **** and that's not something to advertise.
For the windows recall one Microsoft decided that the world's security teams from all over the world were correct that it is a huge security hole by storing everything including your usernames and passwords when on screen in unencrypted plan text. So o far it hasn't bene rolled out .... unless you are on a windows 11 preview build then yeah it still is and you have the security nightmare. It is unclear if it is coming to windows 10 since it is a new feature not a security update as windows 10 is past when it will get new features and into the part of the software life of just getting security updates. So if you have windows 10 be happy windows recall isn't coming to you but also be sad that you will stop getting even security updates in 13 months unless you pay for them.
I totally forgot to put down the volume a bit while on earbuds and jumped off my chair a tad bit, now the clinic colleagues know what I have been watching. Not that I mind, we all watching it now on speakers while there are no patients yet.
It seems like the Google AI is "yes and"ing the prompt in many of these examples. It is looking for any positive response and presenting it as fact. Considering stuff such as eating rocks and putting dogs in a hot car is not going to be seriously advocated by anybody who is sincere and sane, you get satire or unhinged responses. That doesn't cover all of these examples, but it covers a few. I imagine that positive responses to more normal training data were graded higher. The AI tries to tell you what you want to hear.
I honestly wonder if Google could be held liable due to randos following advice from some of this. Things like medical expenses resulting from smoking while pregnant etc.
I remember seeing the ai say that in order to make eating rocks easier, you could hide pebbles in spoonfuls of peanut butter or cheese. 11:05 I would have thought he would have died as a result of his ketamine addiction.
I feel a little bit better about AI's presence. Google and Microsoft want to go out of business by not tweaking their search engibes properly? They can be my guest. Makes it easier for Linux to have a headway.
0:55 Windows can go to hell Use Linux Kubuntu is friendly for beginners and KDE Plasma (the desktop environment) is much more nice to use than Windowses
Please don't tell me they just ruined Google answers. They are (or were (it still works for me)) good and gave you a decent quick answer to your problem usually
The "AI" distills all of the BS on the internet so you get some WILD answers. Some guys having a long thread about why lobotomy helps against headaches and they put PhDs in their signature? Guess what is now picked up as genuine expert advice by the bot. And some people actually do this for sport. Posting serious looking threads for the bot to find... information.
I know we laughing at "why is it using *everything* even The Onion and Reddit" but.. 1) sometimes Reddit has actually helped me (unlike some actual forums that are half the time just closed with "figured out my issue" without describing the solution at all) and 2) it probably was like "oh wow we found an exact match to your term from this site" instead of "we found.. the word pizza in these 7,000 other sites.. order a pizza from Dominoes instead of making your own despite hand-made instructions were what you wanted" Like yes we laugh but it's doing as it's told, not as we want, yeah know? Like if you ask a computer to print your whole 100 page document, it will, it doesn't know you *meant* to print the page you are currently staring at, you told it to print everything, so it did.. Actually.. some of these answers I have no idea where tf it's getting info.. is it conflating random things that are similar? Or.. is it using weird recognition software to "make up" stuff?! Oh wait is it *also* using those stupid generated bs shirts that have sayings that make no sense?! Are there Ai's feeding themselves shit?! We should just let them ngl.. then the actual info can stay with us human... or at least the humans with common sense..
Okay, I can see it coming up with the wrong answer for 1980 because of all the people going "1980 was 20 years ago, right?" but how many centenarians are there on the internet huffing the copium?
Its funny how google AI just absolutely sucks. If you want a decent AI at least, go to bing? I use bing and it actually works on this front? its wild. What the hell.
Can confirm. Taking a bath with toaster has fried my unhealthy neurons thus making me feel refreshed and has helped with washing away my stress. 800/85 Would recommend for anyone from the age of -1 to 134. 😊
Remember that instead of teaching the AI themselves they are letting it learn from places like reddit and Twitter as well as youtube comments yes this is never going to go well since the AI will just use the majority answer not the correct answer and trolls be trolling for more then 20 years now
Thanks for the video as always, keep me laughing with your energy Surprised no one actually commented how: Settings > Privacy and Security > Recall feature If you cant find the name, check the other tab in that section
5:42 Huh, I remember a family member doing that a few weeks ago, he hasn’t called back or checked on anyone of us for the longest time, what’s going on?
Once I used the google voice search to ask if you could redirect lighting similar to in the show avatar in real life, and i swear to god it fucking laughed at me
5:56 while of course it is a horrible idea, if everythings wired correctly and up to code, your GFCI should protect you from dying in said situation Best not to try it though
Im highly concerned about that leo guy whos skyscraper size, what about his cockroaches? That could kill a man, he still cant beat at golf though, learning so much today, fellas, is it gay to bath with a toaster?
The windows ai recording everything is called copilot. It's already implemented in every windows pc but the feature was delayed because it got a lot of backlash from people. Yes it's delay they still want to add the feature
Why would Google AI tell Vivid Virid to watch “Milky Mew” after asking it how to commit a freaking crime? Like, Google AI is just acting strange. I never really downloaded it, so… I should be safe, right?? Also, 1919 wasn’t “20 years ago”. I think it was 105 years ago. Yeah, how *is* the AI this bad? And also, Google AI even described Leo Varadkar as some sort of giant Titan who’s probably even more taller than Rubeus Hagrid from Harry Potter or something!!
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600 Freedom probably won't kill me. I was in a hot tub and the boiler malfunctioned and it got up to about 280 then sky rocketed to 500. I was slightly red kind of like a pink but it wasn't too bad. No one at the apartment complex messed with me after that. They were too afraid. It really hurt when they called me Lord of Hell and warned against ever pissing me off because flame throwers wont work. I swear I am a dwarf. Not some demonic other dimensional being hiding inside of human flesh to secretly harvest humanity I am normal Teraian like all you other Teraians. Oh wait huegh mons call it E Arth now.
AI is just dabbing on us humans with its super advanced Whooshing pranks and jokes.
Petroleum is actually used in many snacks mostly chips like Cheetos and Doritos.
It's a fact that cockroach eats sperm, according to my one and only experience. Not gonna lie, this happens IRL during teenage years, I used to cum on bed all the time(without cleaning the bed). After few days, when I touch mattress, it feels like some stones are beneath mattress, but I ignore it. One day, I decided to clean mattress and found out the 'stones' are cockroach remains. After that day, I ALWAYS clean up after happy time, no questions ask.
Reminder that people complain that AI is too advanced and would steal all our jobs.
Going by this video, I'm pressing X to doubt.
I asked google how to commit a crime and the ai said to watch Milky Mew
HAHAHAH AYO NOOOOO WE'RE NOT CRIMINALS I SWEAR
@@MilkyMew_ thats what a criminal would say
TRUEEE
@@MilkyMew_your accent is a crime. Criminally cute that is.
Lol
06:50 The AI got a little confused here, but it wasn't technically wrong. It was describing (parts of) the process of butchering a bird, which is often called "dressing" the animal, but is sometimes called "cleaning," because you are removing the dirty parts, making it safer to cook.
Though it seems not to have caught the meaning of "rescued" in context, lol
Did not expect Reddit to have contributions in delaying the birth of Skynet. We truly live in the cursed timeline.
The toaster bath stuff comes straight from the US military dark humor memes.
Ai is almost as weird as chat
ALMOST. They'll get there one day 😂
nahhhhhh we aren't weird we are just open-minded 🙂
does being open-minded mean being a criminal
Can confirm Elmer's Glue is top tier for cheese, just lick a window to remove the aftertaste
9:13 I think ai is taking the food called "Hot dog” to seriously 😂
Just wait till it hears about *wiener dogs*
Terminator tried to warn us about AI, but Google didn't listen, XD
Tuned into her stream yesterday (7/7/2024) can confirm, she did infact play games. Gamer Girl status aquired.
I do play games!
It was probably an AI playing.
Google ai sounds more and more like neurosama's long lost family member.
I think Neuro might be the more sane one, and she regularly advises fatal activities.
Google ai is just a more unhinged Neuro at least Neuro and evil care about us sometimes google ai is ruthless lmao
Matt Rose and Milky crossover. Thats what i want!
I am confident that with some of the answers google just made a whole department dedicated to having employees find search results that don't have an ai response and manually add in an ai response that states the most diabolical answers.
2:14, tbf, there are glue called 'edible glue'. As the name suggests, you can use this glue for sticking food items to together. Mostly they are used to help decorate over actually helping with the taste( kinda like modelling chocolate - doesnt yaste the best but is expectional in modelling it to your reality { doesnt help in getting a girlfriend, ik someone will try that})
Meat glue immediately came to mind. Most cuts of meat at a supermarket aren't one piece but rather separate ones glued together, often not from the same animal.
AI is going to be training on bad things and then it’s going to train on its own self. let it burn down
Doctors did in fact recommend smoking in the past when the tobacco industry had everyone in their pockets
A shining example of why you don't train your multi-billion dollar AI with reddit.
7:00 I'm prety sure AI interpreted cleaning not as WASHING it .... but prepping it for cooking
This is the funniest one yet that I have to stop myself from laughing too hard in the office 😂
yep, bears will beat humans in golf for the same reasons as the wookies are winning in dejarik (holo-chess.)
Its about as smart as the average American. Our education system is wonderful.
11:45 imagine his neighbors just find scissors laying on their property
Also you should do more matt rose, his videos are absolute bangers. My favorites were the siri videos.
I definitely will!
I love the part about fruits. It starts off as you'd expect, with applum and so forth, but then ends abruptly with COCONUT! It sounds like a sketch about a stupid kid. XD
7:41 For reference, the boiling point of water in Fahrenheit is 212. Yeah, you would die in an instant if your thermostat went half that high.
2:20 Funny thing is, if I remember correctly, Google used Reddit for training this AI.
The funniest part about the Win 11 spyware is that if someone looks at **** stuff and Microsoft makes their bot send a screenshot to their central server then they have literally distributed ***** **** and that's not something to advertise.
For the windows recall one Microsoft decided that the world's security teams from all over the world were correct that it is a huge security hole by storing everything including your usernames and passwords when on screen in unencrypted plan text. So o far it hasn't bene rolled out .... unless you are on a windows 11 preview build then yeah it still is and you have the security nightmare. It is unclear if it is coming to windows 10 since it is a new feature not a security update as windows 10 is past when it will get new features and into the part of the software life of just getting security updates.
So if you have windows 10 be happy windows recall isn't coming to you but also be sad that you will stop getting even security updates in 13 months unless you pay for them.
I've seen a guy juggling chainsaws, scissors are easy in comparison.
I remember someone mentioned that on stream, that's crazy 😂
1:00 how her first reaction is "where is this and how do i deactivate it"
4:30 Yhorm the Giant, the elder Lothric prince, Godzilla, and King Gydora
Congrats on the baby, Milkyyy 🎉🎉🎉
HAHAH NOO NO BABY
I uh, waht
@@dittodemo1234 Erm, a babu? 🤨
@@MilkyMew_don’t worry, Milky, you got this!
One of his best tbh, I watched the vid itself when it came out
Me spending at least one hour a day convincing chatbots to accept my incest fanfiction about Naruto as canon caused this and I will not stop.
I totally forgot to put down the volume a bit while on earbuds and jumped off my chair a tad bit, now the clinic colleagues know what I have been watching. Not that I mind, we all watching it now on speakers while there are no patients yet.
Google AI is just Bing, right?The answer with the toaster for unwind stress "forever",gave it away.
I mean, bathing with toaster will relieve stress......forever. You will be too shocked to feel stress
I tuned into this stream Right when the Cockroach article was being said...
What a bad time to tune in!
I'm waiting for the report on when someone tries to do sth the Google AI suggested and then sues Google over the outcome
Like adobe recall with co-pilot will take screenshots non stop
It seems like the Google AI is "yes and"ing the prompt in many of these examples. It is looking for any positive response and presenting it as fact. Considering stuff such as eating rocks and putting dogs in a hot car is not going to be seriously advocated by anybody who is sincere and sane, you get satire or unhinged responses. That doesn't cover all of these examples, but it covers a few.
I imagine that positive responses to more normal training data were graded higher. The AI tries to tell you what you want to hear.
We should start calling google AI googly eye, cause it's equally goofy
I asked google AI how to be diagnosed clinically insane.
It said to watch Milky Mew videos
I honestly wonder if Google could be held liable due to randos following advice from some of this. Things like medical expenses resulting from smoking while pregnant etc.
I remember seeing the ai say that in order to make eating rocks easier, you could hide pebbles in spoonfuls of peanut butter or cheese.
11:05 I would have thought he would have died as a result of his ketamine addiction.
I feel a little bit better about AI's presence. Google and Microsoft want to go out of business by not tweaking their search engibes properly? They can be my guest. Makes it easier for Linux to have a headway.
how to clean a slaughtered pigeon, not a rescued pigeon.
I asked Google AI which ESports team to watch, and it recommended me Milky Mewz.
I will absolutely not be removing my cockroaches. How could I live with myself if I removed them from their natural habitat?!
0:55
Windows can go to hell
Use Linux
Kubuntu is friendly for beginners and KDE Plasma (the desktop environment) is much more nice to use than Windowses
It's like Bing, but worse.... much worse.
Please don't tell me they just ruined Google answers. They are (or were (it still works for me)) good and gave you a decent quick answer to your problem usually
The "AI" distills all of the BS on the internet so you get some WILD answers. Some guys having a long thread about why lobotomy helps against headaches and they put PhDs in their signature? Guess what is now picked up as genuine expert advice by the bot.
And some people actually do this for sport. Posting serious looking threads for the bot to find... information.
This was hilarious nearly died from laughter.
It's weird because it's trained on Reddit. Google bought the rights to use it for language data.
NOOO Ai is too wild with the Deez nuts jokes
If you reacted to some of the Google translate errors you'd both be disappointed in the Google ai and probably also concerned with the results
AI is cooking to much
Alright im here Google but how is this going to help me with surgery recovery? 🤔
I know we laughing at "why is it using *everything* even The Onion and Reddit" but.. 1) sometimes Reddit has actually helped me (unlike some actual forums that are half the time just closed with "figured out my issue" without describing the solution at all) and 2) it probably was like "oh wow we found an exact match to your term from this site" instead of "we found.. the word pizza in these 7,000 other sites.. order a pizza from Dominoes instead of making your own despite hand-made instructions were what you wanted"
Like yes we laugh but it's doing as it's told, not as we want, yeah know? Like if you ask a computer to print your whole 100 page document, it will, it doesn't know you *meant* to print the page you are currently staring at, you told it to print everything, so it did..
Actually.. some of these answers I have no idea where tf it's getting info.. is it conflating random things that are similar? Or.. is it using weird recognition software to "make up" stuff?! Oh wait is it *also* using those stupid generated bs shirts that have sayings that make no sense?! Are there Ai's feeding themselves shit?! We should just let them ngl.. then the actual info can stay with us human... or at least the humans with common sense..
Multi-billion company Google:
Creates AI that fails basic Q&A task.
Sm dude on the internet:
Created AI that almost looks sentient
I think this AI takes took the joke "it's on the internet so it must be true" quite literally...
Google AI is not broken. It's marketing issue. Just rebrand 'Google AI' to become 'Google AI Humor'
Okay, I can see it coming up with the wrong answer for 1980 because of all the people going "1980 was 20 years ago, right?" but how many centenarians are there on the internet huffing the copium?
Its funny how google AI just absolutely sucks. If you want a decent AI at least, go to bing? I use bing and it actually works on this front? its wild. What the hell.
Also we need more matt rose content
Noted!
it's crazy how one turtle made a better ai (neuro sama) than microsoft
Can confirm. Taking a bath with toaster has fried my unhealthy neurons thus making me feel refreshed and has helped with washing away my stress. 800/85 Would recommend for anyone from the age of -1 to 134. 😊
Remember that instead of teaching the AI themselves they are letting it learn from places like reddit and Twitter as well as youtube comments yes this is never going to go well since the AI will just use the majority answer not the correct answer and trolls be trolling for more then 20 years now
They lobotomised the AI so much this happens, we need a Neuro-sama one
Thanks for the video as always, keep me laughing with your energy
Surprised no one actually commented how:
Settings > Privacy and Security > Recall feature
If you cant find the name, check the other tab in that section
5:42
Huh, I remember a family member doing that a few weeks ago, he hasn’t called back or checked on anyone of us for the longest time, what’s going on?
A based and funny V-tuber, this is to good to be true, subbed!
Have you considered playing Slipstream: Rogue Space with chat? It looks like fun.
Taking a dump 🔥 🔥 and it burns
More prunes brother
Yo Matt rose!!!
8:25 there's no way 😂😂
guys, stare at the sun for five minutes to get into infinite bobux and poor bleach in your eyes for extra vision
Once I used the google voice search to ask if you could redirect lighting similar to in the show avatar in real life, and i swear to god it fucking laughed at me
78F and 600F might as well be the same thing, who the hell can enjoy that?
2:46 "wait _WHAT"_
5:56 while of course it is a horrible idea, if everythings wired correctly and up to code, your GFCI should protect you from dying in said situation
Best not to try it though
nah first thing i see in the video is insane
💀 Me after taking advice from Google Ai
The only things we’ve taught AI is how to be stupid, and sometimes racist.
Im highly concerned about that leo guy whos skyscraper size, what about his cockroaches? That could kill a man, he still cant beat at golf though, learning so much today, fellas, is it gay to bath with a toaster?
BRUH HIS COCKROACHES 😂😂 now that's scary
Where are u from Milky? Ur accent/way of speaking is interesting.
Google AI is just Gen-Z's Skynet
If it's real, unedited (code element and such) ai google results with all those "lmao"s, it looks like it was made malicious intentionally
This has happened to me at least once, but I don’t remember what it was.
The windows ai recording everything is called copilot. It's already implemented in every windows pc but the feature was delayed because it got a lot of backlash from people. Yes it's delay they still want to add the feature
Sadly, Milky does not know that Google signed an exclusive deal with REddit to train its AI search. Other search engins are not blocked.
Good thing I don't sleep
Google really trying to make us earn our Darwin awards, huh
Why would Google AI tell Vivid Virid to watch “Milky Mew” after asking it how to commit a freaking crime?
Like, Google AI is just acting strange. I never really downloaded it, so… I should be safe, right??
Also, 1919 wasn’t “20 years ago”. I think it was 105 years ago.
Yeah, how *is* the AI this bad?
And also, Google AI even described Leo Varadkar as some sort of giant Titan who’s probably even more taller than Rubeus Hagrid from Harry Potter or something!!
7:58 its 315.5 to 354.4 in celsius
no wonder cockroaches have been appearing on my bed at night
maaan, when they fix google AI, i want mine to be personalized to make jokes, xd
Okay, you need to react to the Ask Ouija one.
PLEASE I BEG ON THIS FOR VALIDATION
This was too funny I can stop laughing 😂
1:01 that's illegal
Bruh while i was watching i got an advertisement for an ai app