"We Are from Microsoft" How I deal With Scam Calls

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  • @gabrielvalentin3940
    @gabrielvalentin3940 Před 4 lety +4630

    Yoooo I'm dying she literally called him a prostitute 😂

  • @nancymills1884
    @nancymills1884 Před 3 lety +4719

    The last call I got from ‘Microsoft’ , Bob from India told me my computer was talking to them. I was stunned. I didn’t have a computer.

    • @johnnoonan5802
      @johnnoonan5802 Před 3 lety +127

      i actually got a call from a fool in india with the same story about my computer so i let her explain what she thought was the problem , i put the phone down i hoovered the hall carpet and when i came back she had hung up , no more fools from india calling this fellow

    • @androc75
      @androc75 Před 3 lety +89

      "Bob from India" 😂

    • @pastel_girl591
      @pastel_girl591 Před 3 lety +9

      😂😂

    • @joaomarreiros4906
      @joaomarreiros4906 Před 3 lety +26

      ... maybe there is someone living in your attic?

    • @Oscar-jm5vi
      @Oscar-jm5vi Před 3 lety +4

      🧢

  • @giulianojahn
    @giulianojahn Před 2 lety +4363

    I love how she doesn't think he's serious because she's probably never gotten this far.

  • @mr.beefyboidoody3539
    @mr.beefyboidoody3539 Před 2 lety +3068

    I love how when scammers are exposed they immediately start throwing insults like THEY were the one being scammed

    • @brendan594
      @brendan594 Před 2 lety +17

      Fr

    • @CozySims21
      @CozySims21 Před 2 lety +7

      Yes!

    • @Emilythematerialgurl
      @Emilythematerialgurl Před 2 lety +1

      Oh i give it back to them and i keep calling until they block my number then call the number again on a different phone and i did it one time so much they actually went fuck ypu fuck this and walked out i made them quite and they came back went happy now i went yes mother fucker

    • @sgtjohnson
      @sgtjohnson Před 2 lety +72

      I made one panic.
      I changed my accent and said “this is Officer John Trollson of Interpol, and this number and address has been traced for illegal activities, and a police squadron are currently on route”

    • @Emilythematerialgurl
      @Emilythematerialgurl Před 2 lety +19

      @@sgtjohnson HAHAHAHAH OMFGGGG I LOVE ITTTT

  • @rhysfoord
    @rhysfoord Před 5 lety +2342

    0:29 what's wrong with my computer?
    LOW. DISK. SPACE!

  • @Raci.1423
    @Raci.1423 Před 4 lety +4248

    Guy on the phone: Let’s get rid of this problem
    Scammer: SIR ARE U SERIOUS ABOUT THIS PHONE CALL

    • @livd4841
      @livd4841 Před 4 lety +19

      101nth like
      I thought of 101 Dalmatians because if the 101 lol idk y just magically did

    • @Simon0
      @Simon0 Před 4 lety +12

      @@livd4841 first reply to your comment.

    • @livd4841
      @livd4841 Před 4 lety +7

      @@Simon0 lol thx

    • @xalpha.agdusbw8240
      @xalpha.agdusbw8240 Před 4 lety +7

      *lmao*

    • @shush5924
      @shush5924 Před 4 lety +35

      It’s pronounced “Daz Black”

  • @MJfan560
    @MJfan560 Před 3 lety +2745

    He was literally SO SERIOUS about it and she just thought he was joking...wtf...fire that lady

    • @anna8328
      @anna8328 Před 2 lety +74

      Because she is used to making those calls and people who took them seriously have a specific set of reactions - she questioned him because he didn't show those.

    • @MJfan560
      @MJfan560 Před 2 lety +37

      @@anna8328 You're probably right, but still her reaction was very fishy to me as someone who was also working in Customer Service on Callcenter Duty

    • @lm-mj-beautyedits
      @lm-mj-beautyedits Před 2 lety

      Yeah

    • @Trippy824
      @Trippy824 Před 2 lety +16

      @@MJfan560 everything they say is fishy lol. And well the scammers are terrible at customer service, I mean she called him a prostitute, but you’re right the fact she asked him was weird

    • @SevenZeroEleven
      @SevenZeroEleven Před 2 lety +9

      And get a better more believable scammer? No.

  • @rissyroo2401
    @rissyroo2401 Před 2 lety +1380

    “You are a prostitute” followed by Daz’s laugh had me laughing, “your mums a prostitute” had me howling hahaha 🤣🤣🤣
    Daz you’re a ledge 😂

  • @ssss-df5qz
    @ssss-df5qz Před 4 lety +6390

    "Sir, are you making fun?"
    *oh my god! They're learning!!*

  • @johnvertudazo7205
    @johnvertudazo7205 Před 3 lety +5642

    “I’m from Microsoft and we found problems with your computer.”
    “Does your computer run Microsoft?”

  • @Kumahachi8
    @Kumahachi8 Před 3 lety +986

    My sister speaks Russian, so she just says random Russian phrases. One day, they actually brought a (broken) Russian-speaker to the phone, and because she didn’t want them to know that she spoke English, she switched to Year 8-level French and asked them what they were going to do at their house on their birthday. It sounded marvellously chaotic.

    • @hanaberry.shortcake
      @hanaberry.shortcake Před 3 lety +57

      Imagine speaking all those languages and listening to the conversation 😂 “okay so please press the alt button” “I am going to buy bread. I like to study math.” *insert broken Russian speaker* “you speak Russian?” “What are you doing at your house on your birthday” “uh, never mind”

    • @Kumahachi8
      @Kumahachi8 Před 3 lety +12

      @@hanaberry.shortcake I wasn’t on the phone, so I don’t know what was going on on the other end, but I don’t think it even got as far as instructing her to press an alt button. Lol. I’m not even sure what sort of scam call it was. Not sure she knows, either. I’m sure they were too busy trying to bypass the language barrier. Haha.

    • @abyssal_phoenix
      @abyssal_phoenix Před 2 lety +7

      Oh wow, your mom is amazing.
      She is a woman of culture 😂

    • @Kumahachi8
      @Kumahachi8 Před 2 lety +1

      @@abyssal_phoenix My mum? Lol.

    • @abyssal_phoenix
      @abyssal_phoenix Před 2 lety +5

      @@Kumahachi8 whoops i made a mistake. A message popped up from my mom and I accidentally wrote mom
      *you didnt see anything*

  • @comic_relief1090
    @comic_relief1090 Před 2 lety +93

    it’s really good to mess around with scam callers like this and play along to drag the conversation for as long as possible so they don’t have as much time to target more vulnerable people, like seniors.

    • @ericaschaidt8588
      @ericaschaidt8588 Před rokem +3

      One day when I had some time I wasted about 40 minutes of a scammers time. It was one of those extended car warranty schemes.
      And I had that same thought, the more time I’m fucking around with them is less time they’d have to scam someone who may fall video to their crap.

  • @bob9644
    @bob9644 Před 4 lety +3287

    “There is something wrong with your microsoft computer”
    2 seconds later
    “So... you have microsoft on your computer right?
    Lol

    • @subhanshaikh4132
      @subhanshaikh4132 Před 4 lety +6

      Copied comment

    • @benny5190
      @benny5190 Před 4 lety +20

      He should have said yea its apple

    • @ianv3180
      @ianv3180 Před 4 lety +2

      @@benny5190 I used to get these calls all the time so one time I just said that I have a mac (which I don't but I wanted to see the reaction, I messed with them often but they kept on calling) and they apologized like crazy and never called again

    • @wishfix
      @wishfix Před 4 lety +4

      Actually I use Linux, So who's computer are you looking at ?

    • @byronjoel1400
      @byronjoel1400 Před 4 lety +4

      @@subhanshaikh4132 wtf are you the comment police? 😅

  • @JackSmith-qj8ui
    @JackSmith-qj8ui Před 4 lety +6042

    Any time a spammer calls I just say:
    911 what’s your emergency?

    • @ashuradarklighter4822
      @ashuradarklighter4822 Před 4 lety +871

      Holy shit that's a power move

    • @elliottthompson2745
      @elliottthompson2745 Před 4 lety +46

      xD

    • @keithsstepdad
      @keithsstepdad Před 4 lety +230

      so how do you know it's a scammer before answering? oh wait, you don't. Because you're full of shit

    • @eskimose6073
      @eskimose6073 Před 4 lety +325

      Wew lad cause when you get a call from a lazily made vpn out of some random ass state or country you’ve never visited and have any brains, it raises a red flag that “hey, this is most likely a spam call.”

    • @asf9292
      @asf9292 Před 4 lety +112

      Wew Lad well phones now a days tell you it’s a “scam likely”

  • @maxhess3151
    @maxhess3151 Před 2 lety +29

    This is how the conversation went:
    "I'm going to rip you off now."
    "OK, just tell me what to do."
    "Are you joking? You're actually falling for it? LOL."

  • @summerbush
    @summerbush Před rokem +38

    Daz being “serious” while the scammer gets angry and thinks it’s a troll because she probably gets people who don’t believe her or laugh at her. 🤣

  • @greninja9616
    @greninja9616 Před 4 lety +3960

    " lets get rid of them"
    "Sir are you serious about this call?"

    • @smudgout
      @smudgout Před 4 lety +5

      Greninja 600like lmao

    • @temporarey9698
      @temporarey9698 Před 4 lety +2

      @@smudgout oaml

    • @boothe2803
      @boothe2803 Před 4 lety +117

      Greninja I think she’s just surprised someone actually fell for it for once

    • @AS-30
      @AS-30 Před 4 lety +5

      Booth E Nah, She thought he was saying no

    • @micah3954
      @micah3954 Před 4 lety +8

      Greninja “are u making fun ?”

  • @phantomofYT
    @phantomofYT Před 5 lety +10618

    Never heard a person use “prostitute” as an insult against a dude before😂😂 that lowkey killed me💀

    • @joshuavanvulpen8122
      @joshuavanvulpen8122 Před 5 lety +117

      3:00

    • @halo479
      @halo479 Před 5 lety +45

      raiku indian people....

    • @rob_e_cop7128
      @rob_e_cop7128 Před 5 lety +13

      Yess i got the 1000 like

    • @kraseidon
      @kraseidon Před 5 lety +7

      @@antichrist5034 😂😂😂😂 Feel ya on that mate. Been playing CS for over 2 years xP

    • @Dr_Telfort
      @Dr_Telfort Před 5 lety +7

      @@kraseidon russian kid calling me prostitute when i kill him

  • @callumscornerstreammoments9490

    How to identify a scammer:
    1: Hear the Indian accent
    2: They say their name is an non Indian name.
    finished.

    • @nancymills1884
      @nancymills1884 Před 2 lety +6

      Especially when they can’t pronounce the name. I’d prefer they just say ‘this is Raj Singh’ .

    • @cogs7777
      @cogs7777 Před 2 lety

      they are girl from egypt

    • @idk_r7887
      @idk_r7887 Před 2 lety +3

      Not all scammers are indian tho

    • @idk_r7887
      @idk_r7887 Před 2 lety +2

      The ceo of Microsoft is indian btw

    • @AuzzAustin
      @AuzzAustin Před 2 lety

      No not true I've had real people that are Indian from playstation but rarely they will ever call you. Most of the time you will have to call them

  • @MoldyWormStudios
    @MoldyWormStudios Před 2 lety +5

    Scammer called up my Nan and said something was wrong with her PC, something to do with the wrong version of windows, she innocently replied “we just had the window cleaner round last week” he hung up straight away 😂

  • @Mia-dr1py
    @Mia-dr1py Před 5 lety +4537

    This happened to my mum. The scammer said "Hello this is Gary." In an Indian accent so my mum answered "This ain't gary, it's Gupta" She then hung up...

  • @ozzie_mania4392
    @ozzie_mania4392 Před 4 lety +595

    Scammer: YOUr A ProStOtUtE!
    Daz: nO your mums a proSToTuTE!!

  • @thefirstmember
    @thefirstmember Před 2 lety +35

    When she threatened to send the boys to beat him up, I just lost it.

  • @thegameroflegends2093
    @thegameroflegends2093 Před 3 lety +23

    I always answer with "Thank you fot calling Westside City Morgue you kill em, we grill em". On a serious note can I have a full version of that click bate song

  • @ZomeH0RR0R
    @ZomeH0RR0R Před 4 lety +19374

    Should’ve told her this;
    “Ma’m this is Microsoft.”

  • @-twss-7750
    @-twss-7750 Před 5 lety +4042

    Scammer: u have virius on ur Microsoft computer let me help u fix it
    Me: I have MacBook...

    • @KN-xw6jc
      @KN-xw6jc Před 5 lety +153

      The joke's still on you then lmao

    • @-twss-7750
      @-twss-7750 Před 5 lety +19

      KN true

    • @camper1749
      @camper1749 Před 5 lety +94

      Well then we found your problem.

    • @login9804
      @login9804 Před 5 lety +11

      In that case the caller was notifying you of the real problem xD

    • @Zodasg
      @Zodasg Před 5 lety +8

      Got a call from them one time, wasted their time for like 10 minutes and then went “oh silly me I don’t even have a PC, we only have MacBooks of course this I can’t find this number” they hung up lol

  • @richie3519
    @richie3519 Před 3 lety +13

    2:52 this part killed me 😭🖐

  • @amberdanforth2209
    @amberdanforth2209 Před 2 lety +23

    "You're a prostitute" GIRL- No one who has ever called me like that has never called me any names, this is amazing, I'm in love with this video. LMFAO!!

  • @amorvincent6968
    @amorvincent6968 Před 6 lety +575

    lol, last week someone tried to rob my 85 yr old Grandma, but she dont even know how to work a computer. the Dull-heads got so frustrated they lost character 😂😂😂
    WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE

    • @Orthocryptopox96
      @Orthocryptopox96 Před 6 lety +4

      Amor Vincent comment of the year lol

    • @reubu_3481
      @reubu_3481 Před 6 lety +1

      Amor Vincent a

    • @ianmerkin6488
      @ianmerkin6488 Před 6 lety +5

      Pepole who need to be taken outside neck shot,and then napalmed...😉

    • @carli3221
      @carli3221 Před 6 lety +3

      Amor Vincent they are such assholes. But I mean, for some reason I always frustrate them and they lose character after like 3 minutes in the call 😂😂😂.

    • @trsbsportspodcast2105
      @trsbsportspodcast2105 Před 3 lety

      Ha ha ha ha ha ha

  • @thebaldog1209
    @thebaldog1209 Před 4 lety +5318

    All she'll hear when she closes her eyes to sleep at night is that laugh.

  • @ZackMaddox-gd1zk
    @ZackMaddox-gd1zk Před 9 měsíci +4

    Probably the one time a “your mum” joke actually packed a punch. Nice job Daz! 😂😂😂😂

  • @shadow_alpha1019
    @shadow_alpha1019 Před 2 lety +8

    The ending was dazzling I was laughing me head off cause out it

  • @chipetteseatchips6024
    @chipetteseatchips6024 Před 5 lety +3081

    Lol my dad just pretends to also be a scammer to the scammer. It’s HILARIOUS 😂
    *He even puts on an Indian accent and says:*
    “no, YOU have malware files on YOUR computer”
    “I can see them right now! Oooooh they’re big malware”

  • @munirohm2420
    @munirohm2420 Před 4 lety +687

    How to confuse a scammer:
    "do you have Microsoft Windows?"
    "no I have Linux"
    "Ok now click the windows button"
    "no I have Linux"

    • @AmigaA-or2hj
      @AmigaA-or2hj Před 4 lety +10

      I’m using a Commodore 64!😂

    • @munirohm2420
      @munirohm2420 Před 4 lety +3

      @@AmigaA-or2hj I'm sorry but wth is a commodore?

    • @AmigaA-or2hj
      @AmigaA-or2hj Před 4 lety +6

      Meme Man A computer from the 1980s.🤣
      I’m also using Linux Cinnamon Mint.

    • @gman2455
      @gman2455 Před 4 lety +2

      @@munirohm2420 its a really old gaming computer made in 1981-1985 (don't try play any 21st century games on it because there are certain games than only the commodore can run)

    • @jmus2894
      @jmus2894 Před 4 lety +2

      I use Linux Mint

  • @sabaa1308
    @sabaa1308 Před 2 lety +8

    Once when I was a kid, me and my big bro were answering scam calls (I am Scottish) so we picked up the first call and I started speaking in an American accent and then the scammer said "are you a kid" and then my brother took the phone in an Indian accent and said "Why are you speaking to my daughter?" And then the scammer said "I am so sorry sir" and hung up

  • @TakenSoulFromUs
    @TakenSoulFromUs Před 3 lety +51

    Day 63 without human interaction: I talk to the telemarketer sometimes when I’m lonely

    • @Necro2Juggalo
      @Necro2Juggalo Před 2 lety +2

      Give it a few years the lonely feeling fades away

    • @TakenSoulFromUs
      @TakenSoulFromUs Před 2 lety

      @artyom are you sad about my 52 new friends that I made it’s OK to be jealous😌

  • @binsalt7003
    @binsalt7003 Před 5 lety +2056

    My grandmother got a call just like this one.
    She asked what was wrong with her computer,
    Obviously, the scammer didn't know what to say so he
    made up mumble jumble and then afterwards, my grandmother
    replied with ”I don't actually own a computer”
    He hung up

    • @georginapowell4606
      @georginapowell4606 Před 5 lety +13

      ExpiredSalt one minute... your grandmother is a man?

    • @miaduckett4857
      @miaduckett4857 Před 5 lety +23

      @@georginapowell4606 no she/he meant the scammer hanged up

    • @donnythagurb9312
      @donnythagurb9312 Před 5 lety +8

      Pure Entertainment where’s ur brain

    • @georginapowell4606
      @georginapowell4606 Před 5 lety +5

      DaygoSlappers idk lol sorry I’m not using this as an excuse but I’m dyslexic so I misread it

    • @donnythagurb9312
      @donnythagurb9312 Před 5 lety +3

      Pure Entertainment it’s okay your good

  • @hitoshishinsou1978
    @hitoshishinsou1978 Před 3 lety +6666

    Daz: **is complying**
    Lady: iS tHiS a JoKe To YoU?!

  • @thepainfuljournee
    @thepainfuljournee Před rokem +3

    2:52 "I find key and it says stop calling me you fvcking con-artist!" 😂

  • @grimm8375
    @grimm8375 Před rokem +2

    Bro I’m like 80% shure that was like a kid trying to prank call you man what you did just made me laugh and then cry and then laugh again.
    LOVE YOU DAZ!

  • @jkim9866
    @jkim9866 Před 4 lety +3632

    Innocent Indian child: Mom what do you do for a job?
    Indian mom: work for Microsoft

    • @arundhar5791
      @arundhar5791 Před 4 lety +118

      Innocent American child: Mom what do you do for a job?
      American mom: son, I am a pornstar.

    • @gyhogwartsyg3892
      @gyhogwartsyg3892 Před 4 lety +56

      Innocent British child: dad what do you do for a job?
      British Dad: son, im drinkin' and workin' for McDonald's lmao

    • @jkim9866
      @jkim9866 Před 4 lety +4

      Arun one lol

    • @jkim9866
      @jkim9866 Před 4 lety +2

      @@gyhogwartsyg3892 lol

    • @samihailu6655
      @samihailu6655 Před 4 lety +11

      @@manishdebnath3546 TRIGGERED.. TRIGGERED

  • @hex6970
    @hex6970 Před 3 lety +3371

    “I am a technician from Microsoft and your system is telling me it is infected with malicious files... First of all, do you have any computers that run Microsoft?”

    • @telexvisu
      @telexvisu Před 3 lety +19

      LOL

    • @thegatesofsleep
      @thegatesofsleep Před 3 lety +162

      She’s a straight fuckin idiot. Not even good at scamming people. Not good for anything.

    • @T0mat0S0up
      @T0mat0S0up Před 3 lety +39

      When Jenny Williams calls you, then you listen.

    • @naim2729
      @naim2729 Před 3 lety +23

      "no I'm using Mac os"
      I just realized she said "I'm from Microsoft Windows" which is absolutely wrong

    • @TopGreatest777
      @TopGreatest777 Před 3 lety +8

      Imagine if he says he has Mac book

  • @matrixphijr
    @matrixphijr Před 2 lety +1

    "We found a problem with your computer."
    Later...
    "Do you have a computer, right?"

  • @r.stoth2231
    @r.stoth2231 Před 5 měsíci +1

    This was the first ever video I watched of Daz 5 years ago and I came back to rewatch it and it's still so funny 😂

  • @xredartedx3140
    @xredartedx3140 Před 5 lety +3114

    Scammer: u have virus ok?
    Me: I'm on playstation 4

  • @jamestheredengine7214
    @jamestheredengine7214 Před 4 lety +4920

    There were 2 crimes commited in this video:
    1: Scamming
    2: Recording vertically

    • @smpsmh7433
      @smpsmh7433 Před 4 lety +12

      James The Red Engine thank you 🙏🏻

    • @alebo0
      @alebo0 Před 4 lety +48

      I don't know, I kinda like it. It's more raw, more realistic.

    • @walterwhite1006
      @walterwhite1006 Před 4 lety +3

      LOL

    • @wilfordgrimley4339
      @wilfordgrimley4339 Před 4 lety +19

      Recording vertically means you dont have to turn your phone when it goes full screen. This shot is appropriate for vertical. Stop regurgitating shit other people say just because other people are saying. This isn't a micheal bay film.

    • @thomas8099
      @thomas8099 Před 4 lety +2

      Wilford Grimley IKR, bunch of simpletons.

  • @shunkaidou6394
    @shunkaidou6394 Před 2 lety +7

    This is why we love Daz 😂

  • @Big_Slav
    @Big_Slav Před 2 lety +3

    quality content! Daz if u ever get another scam call like that record it!! pllsss it was so funny

  • @Daniel-xb8nq
    @Daniel-xb8nq Před 4 lety +3887

    Scammer: You have a problem with your Microsoft Windows.
    Also Scammer: Ok so first off, Does your computer have Microsoft Windows?

    • @homi5676
      @homi5676 Před 4 lety +7

      Lol ikr

    • @austin5374
      @austin5374 Před 4 lety +3

      Daniel ikr 😂

    • @_carrbgamingjr
      @_carrbgamingjr Před 4 lety +13

      kidbomber I’m Indian and I still find this joke funny.
      But I live in America so I’m not a scammer like her lol.

    • @hiimsaulcaveman
      @hiimsaulcaveman Před 4 lety +6

      kidbomber not all Indians are like that man...

    • @maria_0135
      @maria_0135 Před 4 lety

      Daniel 🤣🤣

  • @prodbynt.1
    @prodbynt.1 Před 4 lety +3187

    When an indian Guy actually works for Microsoft and everyone Rejects his calls

  • @shy5551
    @shy5551 Před 3 lety

    PLEASE MAKE ANOTHER ONE! this is gold

  • @thomaspowell4836
    @thomaspowell4836 Před 2 lety +1

    They usually always hang up straight away I loved this well done daz😂👏

  • @PhoenyxVT
    @PhoenyxVT Před 6 lety +3387

    My dad does this ALL the time and it's the funniest thing ever, he once had a guy on the phone for 40 minutes and kept saying stuff like "What's Google Chrome?" 😂😂

    • @jadejeepers4985
      @jadejeepers4985 Před 5 lety +98

      Playing the ingnorant role I see. Nicely done lol😂😂😂

    • @Hassan-yp1gv
      @Hassan-yp1gv Před 5 lety +52

      I pretended i was on the toilet with one guy from telstra

    • @0_TokiToki_0
      @0_TokiToki_0 Před 5 lety +2

      Sammeeeeeee

    • @kcsodaa354
      @kcsodaa354 Před 5 lety +1

      Phoenixgg2 jeez another minecraft utuber

    • @grannygamer4189
      @grannygamer4189 Před 5 lety

      Phoenixgg2 yeah mine too 😂😂 but he died.

  • @plsgivemesubscriberD
    @plsgivemesubscriberD Před 4 lety +3264

    You should've said "Hello, thank you for calling dominos pizza."

    • @sugastractor1750
      @sugastractor1750 Před 4 lety +141

      My cousin says "welcome to the abortion pizzeria, your loss is our sauce, how may I help you" and it's amazing

    • @yallgotsomecheese180
      @yallgotsomecheese180 Před 4 lety +5

      @@sugastractor1750 lmao

    • @aigamefights1615
      @aigamefights1615 Před 4 lety +29

      @@sugastractor1750 my friend had one just like that "welcome to Rys pizzeria and abortion clinic yesterday's loss Is in today's sauce how may I be of your assistance?"

    • @MarilynGoth
      @MarilynGoth Před 4 lety +1

      Haha

    • @ExpertGamer123
      @ExpertGamer123 Před 4 lety +2

      Sugas Tractor your cousin is a legend

  • @Claire-to5ym
    @Claire-to5ym Před měsícem

    This could have been a series on it's own. Daz saving people from scam callers.

  • @cally_
    @cally_ Před rokem +1

    Daz you're mint for keeping this iconic video up

  • @Remhad
    @Remhad Před 3 lety +4291

    “Let’s get rid of them, that’s terrible!”
    *”wHAt?”*

  • @bby04
    @bby04 Před 5 lety +4232

    Wtf, I almost died when she called him a prostitute 😂😂

  • @CashFilms69
    @CashFilms69 Před rokem

    I’m watching this after years and I never realised this guy was Daz Black and now he’s like my favourite youtuber

  • @nicole9935
    @nicole9935 Před rokem

    First ever Daz video I discovered, which made me a fan of him 🙇🏻‍♀️

  • @misstakenrandy1090
    @misstakenrandy1090 Před 4 lety +5432

    My cousin got a call about his car insurance. He was 13 at the time.

    • @thebestgachatuberever490
      @thebestgachatuberever490 Před 3 lety +124

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂. HAHAHAHAHAHA AGE 13? He wouldn't even have a car license yet 😂-

    • @tlgotrh8054
      @tlgotrh8054 Před 3 lety +193

      When I was 12 I got a random message saying I was due £280 in tax refund 😂😂😂

    • @grey1580
      @grey1580 Před 3 lety +70

      My brother was 10 when he got that call 😂

    • @widesainz1827
      @widesainz1827 Před 3 lety +19

      hahahhahahahha wtf lol

    • @simplyplague5465
      @simplyplague5465 Před 3 lety +32

      I had a call about some debt.
      I don’t even have a bank account yet.

  • @snapascrew
    @snapascrew Před 3 lety +2438

    This girls terrible at her job.... he’s giving her the green light and she’s constantly second guessing lmao

    • @pastel_girl591
      @pastel_girl591 Před 3 lety +37

      If I were a phone scammer and I called him, as soon as he would say “Hello?” I would have been like “ OMG DAZ IS THAT YOU?!!! OMG IM SUCH A HUGE FAN!!” I would have been instantly fired 😂😂

    • @cookiecat7759
      @cookiecat7759 Před 3 lety +8

      @@pastel_girl591 me too I would literally scream and record our whole conversation because I love his videos so much 😂

    • @TheRealSaladmander
      @TheRealSaladmander Před 3 lety +1

      Exactly lmao

    • @jackieholley727
      @jackieholley727 Před 3 lety +18

      She’s never gone that far she doesn’t know what to do

    • @lenac3587
      @lenac3587 Před 2 lety

      Maybe she has been made a fool many times

  • @KierenDemon
    @KierenDemon Před 3 lety +9

    3:28 cool

  • @Anonymous_Music
    @Anonymous_Music Před 3 lety

    I LOVE THIS.
    i seen this in 2018 on a different account and now I'm back on this one

  • @lyrical4347
    @lyrical4347 Před 4 lety +1850

    Scammer: yOu hAVE A ViRUS oN yOuR comPUTEr
    Me: *i don’t even have a computer*

  • @user-dh7cy5df6i
    @user-dh7cy5df6i Před 6 lety +348

    My nan messed them around good and proper because she’s quite clever and she doesn’t even own a computer, lol. She was leading them on saying that she’s following there steps and then at the end they were like “so have you done this” and she replied “no” “why not” they asked “because I don’t have a computer” 😂😂😂😂

    • @MairredSleepyBoyAizawa
      @MairredSleepyBoyAizawa Před 6 lety +9

      Blonde Panther savage 😂😂😂 She deserves a gold medal

    • @kieranbaggies9454
      @kieranbaggies9454 Před 5 lety

      Blonde Panther your nan is a genius and very smart I hope I get a call like this so I can play them around just like that 😁😁😁😂😂😂

    • @broccoli5844
      @broccoli5844 Před 5 lety

      Did you copy that from another comment

  • @Keezyk320
    @Keezyk320 Před rokem

    I love Daz so much omg 😭❤️

  • @niceeslice3415
    @niceeslice3415 Před rokem +2

    “YoUrE a PrOsTiTuTe” and?!?! He’s an adorable one!

  • @samlouwagie3899
    @samlouwagie3899 Před 4 lety +26046

    The one poor Indian guy who actually works for Microsoft

    • @jewd6335
      @jewd6335 Před 4 lety +401

      P Hitchcock lmao true

    • @adog4252
      @adog4252 Před 4 lety +1658

      Manish Debnath he means poor as in “you poor thing” not poor as in you have no money you uneducated cabbage-like simpleton

    • @adog4252
      @adog4252 Před 4 lety +110

      Sahil Naik woooosh

    • @samihailu6655
      @samihailu6655 Před 4 lety +83

      @@adog4252 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @samihailu6655
      @samihailu6655 Před 4 lety +28

      @@sahilnaik6353 I don't remember asking

  • @erinfr
    @erinfr Před 4 lety +38119

    Plot twist: this call was real and this is why he has low disk space

  • @katherinetapp6981
    @katherinetapp6981 Před 2 lety +1

    You are so good at this daz

  • @roxifonsi
    @roxifonsi Před 2 lety

    This is why I call daz a chad he doesn’t just hang up he pranks the pranker

  • @absin8078
    @absin8078 Před 5 lety +2373

    *asks reasonable questions*
    “ARe YoU mAKinG FUnN!?”

    • @chewiedog1
      @chewiedog1 Před 5 lety +9

      That's like a surefire way to know if they're a scammer, they dont expect anyone to say that

    • @amartje0108
      @amartje0108 Před 5 lety +10

      I know right, she has one fucking job and fails

    • @iamnotfunny1002
      @iamnotfunny1002 Před 5 lety

      Amartje010 at least she had a job

    • @swaggyt9730
      @swaggyt9730 Před 5 lety +2

      she must have been called out for being a scam before this one😂

    • @amartje0108
      @amartje0108 Před 4 lety +2

      @@iamnotfunny1002 well not a real one

  • @trollface876
    @trollface876 Před 4 lety +1979

    Indian scammers: says something
    me: repeats what they say
    Indian scammers: WhAt

  • @daveydevilliers3775
    @daveydevilliers3775 Před 2 lety

    Bro do more of these they crack me up 😂

  • @Fruity____
    @Fruity____ Před 2 lety

    Man I love daz so much he always makes the best jokes

  • @guitarofdestiny
    @guitarofdestiny Před 5 lety +3719

    This guys IQ was clearly way too high to fall for this scam. They never should have picked on a Rick and Morty fan

    • @EmptyNullified
      @EmptyNullified Před 5 lety +41

      I watch Rick and Morty and I understand the humour in the show. I am clearly way above your level of intelligence. Ha! Take this!!

    • @jeck8005
      @jeck8005 Před 5 lety +23

      Has nobody heard of daz black

    • @OkayOkay-le1hq
      @OkayOkay-le1hq Před 5 lety +16

      Bro it’s daz how do you not k ow him

    • @Dragonwolves2016
      @Dragonwolves2016 Před 5 lety +9

      I know daz since vine.

    • @saraan5034
      @saraan5034 Před 5 lety +9

      *They never should have PICKLED on a Rick and Morty fan*

  • @robotdesign9027
    @robotdesign9027 Před 5 lety +3019

    How to deal with a Microsoft scammer:
    Simply say that I'm a Mac user, I use apple products

  • @sweettea4245
    @sweettea4245 Před 2 lety +1

    When I was younger my mum would ask “what’s wrong?” and then unleash all of the anger she’s has bottled up onto them.

  • @cosette2227
    @cosette2227 Před 3 lety +1

    The best video hands down😂🤣🤣🤣 Oml this is the best!!!!

  • @orilord7392
    @orilord7392 Před 3 lety +2283

    I usually just tell them that I don’t own a computer and ask them if they’re referring to viruses on my Smart-Toilet.

  • @butcherofblav1ken874
    @butcherofblav1ken874 Před 3 lety +6424

    I keep getting phone calls that my husband was in a car accident
    I’m a 13 years old.

    • @tuxdraws8004
      @tuxdraws8004 Před 3 lety +279

      @@tornadotayte no one asked for you either jackass, they were talking about their experiences now shut up you low life

    • @raredoodah6649
      @raredoodah6649 Před 3 lety +427

      Well what are you waiting for you pillock your husband's waiting at the hospital
      All you've got to do is send me your credit card info so we may send an Uber to your current location

    • @89simba57
      @89simba57 Před 3 lety +6

      You NAMBLA?

    • @WhatAboutThatGuy
      @WhatAboutThatGuy Před 3 lety +202

      @@tornadotayte this is called the "comments section" where people comment on the video on this website, this man has commented, talking about his life experiences that relate to the video, now sir, I do believe that, with your logic, no one asked for any of these comments, and that means yours too, so shut your mouth you pea brain
      Edit: this is nice, my most liked comment and it's me using what should be common sense against a brainlet and telling him to shut up, I love the internet
      Edit 2:tornado deleted his reply, see kids, you say dumb shit, you get ripped a new one, there will be one or two people that may think you did nothing wrong but, everyone else, woooo boy, I must thank everyone for the likes supporting me destroying this man's career. As a wise man once said, "Boys, we got em."

    • @williammoon3343
      @williammoon3343 Před 3 lety +46

      @@WhatAboutThatGuy you just dragged mans through the dirt straight up

  • @pokeepoof
    @pokeepoof Před 2 lety

    This got me harder then I expected, had a great laugh and her response too

  • @NatRomanoff58
    @NatRomanoff58 Před 2 lety

    This was so freaking funny! When we get scam calls about a computer we just say "Hm, that's funny, I don't have a computer." Shuts 'em up real quick. Love this response better.

  • @finnbeall2879
    @finnbeall2879 Před 5 lety +1195

    *gets scam call*
    Me: Hi this chinese restaurant may I take order?

  • @ZentageHD
    @ZentageHD Před 6 lety +420

    *Daz before turning the camera on:*
    Daz: "Hello?"
    Scammer: "Hello I am from Microsoft"
    *Daz realises what must be done*
    Daz: "Can I just put you on hold for one moment sweetie?"

    • @jionjesk5932
      @jionjesk5932 Před 6 lety +5

      It would be weird if he said "sweetie" to a stranger though. /: D

    • @kier4107
      @kier4107 Před 6 lety

      what must be done hahaaaa X'DDD

    • @alisonjones4823
      @alisonjones4823 Před 6 lety

      Hahaha

    • @Ellajade07
      @Ellajade07 Před 2 lety

      Mike how’s holly and the kids

    • @ZentageHD
      @ZentageHD Před 2 lety

      @@Ellajade07 awful, I sold them for drug money

  • @driftboard
    @driftboard Před 2 lety

    3 years later and this is still GOLD

  • @sean_games1205
    @sean_games1205 Před 11 měsíci

    As soon as i saw daz in the thumnail i knew this was going to be good

  • @sarahlangley9336
    @sarahlangley9336 Před 6 lety +255

    I was eating with my grandma when she answered one of these calls and said “oh, if are with windows then you should jump out of one.”
    I choked on my spaghetti

  • @Raildawwwg
    @Raildawwwg Před 3 lety +2824

    I love the way they get annoyed, like you're wasting their time.

    • @NM-qd3tm
      @NM-qd3tm Před 3 lety +10

      Right xD

    • @rezah336
      @rezah336 Před 3 lety +72

      bad people usually have no patience. It's typical for evil people.

    • @idontgetthejoke9465
      @idontgetthejoke9465 Před 3 lety +8

      @@rezah336 lmao "evil"

    • @DanSlotea
      @DanSlotea Před 3 lety +17

      He IS wasting their time. :)))

    • @Chickenbowser
      @Chickenbowser Před 3 lety +5

      ​@@idontgetthejoke9465 are you simping because the indian lady had a nice voice or something?

  • @willhogan8823
    @willhogan8823 Před 2 lety

    Awesome video man I had someone call me saying there was unusual charges spent on “electronics” and they had called twice in a year saying the same thing but when ever I’m not sure if it’s real or fake I say “I’ll call my foster care worker because they helps me with my finances” every time they instantly hang up

  • @tommyconway8147
    @tommyconway8147 Před 3 lety +1

    This dude is a freaking genius and I love him so much😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @NotRYEZON
    @NotRYEZON Před 4 lety +2125

    Me: So how do I know that you’re from Microsoft?
    Scammer: See the bottom left of your keyboard, it says ctrl
    Me: ah yes your a professional I see

  • @cashewbag
    @cashewbag Před 6 lety +647

    My mom got a scam call about car insurance once and my 2 year old neice was over so she told her to come over to the phone and scream into it 💀💀💀

    • @sorrynotsorry.9939
      @sorrynotsorry.9939 Před 6 lety +5

      LilyIsNotCool my baby bro does that🤣

    • @jessicat1929
      @jessicat1929 Před 6 lety +4

      Amazing 😂😂😂

    • @hayleyporter3634
      @hayleyporter3634 Před 6 lety +3

      LilyIsNotCool same thing here when my little sister was younger when she was on the phone she would just talk about random things so when they called sometimes we would just give the phone to here and it was so funny.

    • @ellillard3334
      @ellillard3334 Před 6 lety +3

      Omg your right I should just let my 2 year old niece take all of my phone calls from now on

    • @homosexula5595
      @homosexula5595 Před 6 lety +2

      This reminds of the time when I got a call from a random number and it was just a toddler asking me about my day

  • @gamerguardian1438
    @gamerguardian1438 Před 2 lety

    this was the funniest thing i have seen all day

  • @Eivor85
    @Eivor85 Před 9 měsíci +1

    I don't think I've ever heard someone try to insult a man by calling him a prostitute before,Daz just bursts out laughing 😂

    • @TOOTHLESS666
      @TOOTHLESS666 Před 8 měsíci

      You are a prostitute ok. DAZ LAUGHS LMAO 😂😂😂😂

  • @ggfs345t2
    @ggfs345t2 Před 4 lety +2962

    I love how daz is trying not to piss himself laughing

    • @hypergamezjce90
      @hypergamezjce90 Před 4 lety +3

      ThomasIsBae 101 that doesn’t make sense
      “to be honest though”

    • @simpyboyinit8511
      @simpyboyinit8511 Před 4 lety

      Btw I am your 1000th like 😂

    • @gdbros_35
      @gdbros_35 Před 4 lety

      @@hypergamezjce90 yes it duz

    • @hypergamezjce90
      @hypergamezjce90 Před 4 lety +1

      GDBrosComedy read it out loud.
      “I love how daz is trying not to piss himself laughing”
      “To be honest though!”

    • @gdbros_35
      @gdbros_35 Před 4 lety

      @@hypergamezjce90 dont tell me what to do

  • @urikanoss6462
    @urikanoss6462 Před 3 lety +4163

    When the scam caller is so bad at their job they get mad with the people that are "falling" for it

    • @BabaYaga-md2nm
      @BabaYaga-md2nm Před 3 lety +19

      Be careful Microsoft watching you 🍂👀🍂

    • @urikanoss6462
      @urikanoss6462 Před 3 lety +4

      @@BabaYaga-md2nm o_O

    • @alunroberts1439
      @alunroberts1439 Před 3 lety +14

      I had a call also funny as I had been off work for over 2 years with ill health. I some times go along with it for as long as I can pretending to looking for my bank card rattling stuff in a draw. Then tell me my battery is going flat an hang up.

    • @Grey-sq7dy
      @Grey-sq7dy Před 3 lety +1

      Im the like that made it 1K, i feel honored :)

    • @ataho2000
      @ataho2000 Před 3 lety

      You say that they are bad at what they do but some of these groups are making around $100,000.00 a month.

  • @eldudeYT
    @eldudeYT Před 2 lety +3

    His laugh is so wholesome :)

  • @kobilyons3311
    @kobilyons3311 Před 2 lety

    Daz, you should make more of these