It's such a relatable story and it doesn't feel contrived or forced, then to come in with that punchline is extremely impressive. This is a master class in puns and comedy.
Tim is the only comedian that can ramble on about nothing, bomb the punchline intentionally and still be funnier then 50 percent of the comedians that are trying their best
so just think it's neat that none of this set up was used at his show in Royal Oak, where he had a completely different inane anecdote and silly pun. Hope Tim knows that we see and appreciate all the effort he puts into making these shows great.
He did a joke similar to this when I saw him in Baltimore about Annapolis (the capital of Maryland here). He went on a whole rambling story about a friend of is was concerned about his health and wanted Tim to eat more fruits like apples. However, his friend didn't believe him that he was actually eating the apples, so his friend wanted Tim to give him annapolis... an-apple-list, and we laughed so hard at that joke 😂
An interesting story about the founding of one of the early towns in Indiana. When the pioneers were first coming through they were caught up in a terrible winter and had to hunker down. They eventually ran through all of their food supplies and many didn't survive. It got so bad they ended up having to eat a horse that had died. But lucky for them the local indian tribe came to their rescue. They had been storing fruit from their orchards in underground cellars. The natives were more than generous to the stranded Pioneers and they gave them almost all of their apples. This turned out to be a fatal decision. The Indians all died because they were Apple-Less. The Pioneers were distraught and decided to settle down right there. They needed a name for the place where the Indians were Apple-less. So the elders came to a unanimous decision on a name. Can you guess what they named the town? They named it Gary after the horse that died.
I feel like this version of Tim could be one of those energy vampires like mark proksch as colin robinson, but like a more assholish version, which probably works on some people
So you’re telling me, Tim was performing directly across from my apartment in Indianapolis yesterday and I didn’t know? Seeing Tayne later this year though so I’m good
Super masterful performance by Tim Heidecker. Leaving no stone unturned in his approach, his laugh tracks can be heard stadiums worldwide even in the far distance, such as for example in the far east, where they have so many good options as far as fucking around, jazzing around, marketing, travelling, eating, my friend went there and he was very adept when it came to swimming, so you might know he likes to go to places like that, but I don't speak so much to him as much anymore but hopefully that provides you a meaningful 'perview' or 'chuckle' as you sort of skim over the available options in the far east! Which is weird since, if you go far EAST enough you are basically WEST and I'm like....HUH?!?!?!?!? At the end of the day...or at the end of THAT journey anyways, my fucking friend anyways, with him it was always an argument. But With him, we would go as far EAST....EAST......without EAST as.....so EAST that it was ultiamtely, I forgot to check my notes but it was ultimately the East, however we went so far east....it says here he went so far east it was helpful or beneficial and I trust him so I am gonna go with him, not so much another person's perspective at least if we are encountering or considering other people's perspectives. So that settles that, as far EAST, I mean AS FAR as EAST,, WILL GO with THAT JOKE
I'm assuming you're genuinely asking. Indian-Apple-List sounds like Indianapolis (the city he is in) and his friend (Tom Gorman) sent him his list of his favorite fruit from Mumbai (India). There is no other hidden meaning to the pun.
He single handed coined the phrase indianapolist and then created a novella based on the concept. Is tim on the hollywood walk of fame? I'm googling that once I'm done here ❤
One of the few MEN who still says what he means! Can’t wait to buy his new course online
Tim's one of the few comedians brave enough to do comedy without a net. Bravo!
UNORIGINAL comment. Tim would hate you
@@sashagaster9381 I feel bad when I type something out that AI would complete for me. It forces me to be more original.
I feel sad for Annette😢
@@JKCinema ?
Bravo? Yuck.
When you've got jokes like Cole Gorman in them, it's a five bagger if you're a Timhead
clear vhs quality, full popcorn bags, can't lose.
Easy 5 bagger for me, and an 🍎 emoji as a tip of the cap to Cole Gorman
@@tylerjhunterand I just want to add that I look forward to seeing cold gorrman in more things!
It's such a relatable story and it doesn't feel contrived or forced, then to come in with that punchline is extremely impressive. This is a master class in puns and comedy.
The best at being the worst: the overexplaining, the unhelpful meandering, getting the subject’s name wrong, the audacity of the pun. Masterful
this comment was well written. 5 stars
"the audacity of the pun" lolllll
Norm Macdonald walked so Tim could run
so bad your inventing reasons to pretend it’s good.
He was pretty much just doing Norm Macdonald
Tim is the only comedian that can ramble on about nothing, bomb the punchline intentionally and still be funnier then 50 percent of the comedians that are trying their best
He's way funnier than at least 5 or 10% of modern comics.
not really.
He didn't bomb the punchline. That was his faux bad comedian way of tailoring a joke for the local audience.
not being funny...just funnier... incredible...
This truly is comedy without a net
this was the longest 2 minutes 40 seconds of my life
From the beginning of this bit I was ready to laugh, by the end I was ready to cry. Now THATS a good joke!
Great riffs on our interconnected world. Cutting edge comedy but still relatable to each and every one of us.
Right before leaving for India, he called up and said _'Mom, bye'_
U K?
That was a great, great, great joke. Reminiscent of Norm MacDonald.
This kind of medley of wordplay and pointed observation was what Carlin was famous for (RIP)
........Carlin was good.
........Carlin was george.
........Carlin was alive.
Every single second of that buildup built suspense towards the best payoff I've ever witnessed. Truly superb.
I don’t see him use a net. Yet still does comedy. Absolute daredevil.
ending your punchline with "uhh" is gold
so just think it's neat that none of this set up was used at his show in Royal Oak, where he had a completely different inane anecdote and silly pun. Hope Tim knows that we see and appreciate all the effort he puts into making these shows great.
NO MORE BULLSHIT!
He did a joke similar to this when I saw him in Baltimore about Annapolis (the capital of Maryland here). He went on a whole rambling story about a friend of is was concerned about his health and wanted Tim to eat more fruits like apples. However, his friend didn't believe him that he was actually eating the apples, so his friend wanted Tim to give him annapolis... an-apple-list, and we laughed so hard at that joke 😂
Great show last night! Wife and I enjoyed it immensely!
An interesting story about the founding of one of the early towns in Indiana. When the pioneers were first coming through they were caught up in a terrible winter and had to hunker down. They eventually ran through all of their food supplies and many didn't survive. It got so bad they ended up having to eat a horse that had died. But lucky for them the local indian tribe came to their rescue. They had been storing fruit from their orchards in underground cellars. The natives were more than generous to the stranded Pioneers and they gave them almost all of their apples. This turned out to be a fatal decision. The Indians all died because they were Apple-Less. The Pioneers were distraught and decided to settle down right there. They needed a name for the place where the Indians were Apple-less. So the elders came to a unanimous decision on a name.
Can you guess what they named the town? They named it Gary after the horse that died.
We all have a Kohl Goreman in our lives.
“what else..”
One of those perfect jokes where you want to applaud his bravery maybe even more than laugh at the amazing wit
I was there last night Tom! Great job, thanks!
Went to the Omaha show last night and I'm still laughing. Best live show ever.
It's great you got to meet the buddies. We should hear some stories about them
Epic norm style story. Rip
Unfiltered to an uncomfortable degree, luckily i was born in the kitchen oven. Turn it up, tom
This reminds me of when mp3s came out and my parents called them emberdees
For MONTHS
The sheer irony of Cole Gorman. Can’t make this shit up!
Nobody tells a story like Tim Heedecher. Reeally keeps you on the edge of you’re seat!
Tom Gorman!? Tim's got Hunt for the Skinwalker on his mind.
This is slice of life stuff. Cosby comedy.
I can't believe somebody leaked the Cole Goreman special
I feel like this version of Tim could be one of those energy vampires like mark proksch as colin robinson, but like a more assholish version, which probably works on some people
PERFECT energy drain.
“Logistics and networking”
When are you going to do some of the old shit? This new stuff feels like a cash grab
Simple Question!
Kowtowing
This is fucking raw, unfiltered, hard hitting comedy
Coles a good guy, went to high school with him
“USS Indianapolis…”
Proof that comedy doesn't have to be about vaginas or throwing "f bombs" every sentence
Tim, you are so funny! Great job, bud!
I think Tim is the new Garrison Keillor….
Never imagined I'd hear "data driven" out of Tim's guy here
It's the journey, not the destination.
Masterfully executed
Lenthy exposition for a one-of-a-kind punchline 💯
boinos airies
Lmao yeah this is typical Tim. He's our generation's Andy Kauffman.
So you’re telling me, Tim was performing directly across from my apartment in Indianapolis yesterday and I didn’t know? Seeing Tayne later this year though so I’m good
i don't know about Tayne...
Now, Tayne I can get into.
You're telling me that he's telling you?? Oh please. And thank you.
it is a reference to a skit from tim and eric awesome show featuring paul rudd on a computer
AaaaaaAAAAA.... I'm okay.
So terrible that it’s kinda hilarious!
“Boyness Aries”
He kept a log!!!!! hahahahh
Super masterful performance by Tim Heidecker. Leaving no stone unturned in his approach, his laugh tracks can be heard stadiums worldwide even in the far distance, such as for example in the far east, where they have so many good options as far as fucking around, jazzing around, marketing, travelling, eating, my friend went there and he was very adept when it came to swimming, so you might know he likes to go to places like that, but I don't speak so much to him as much anymore but hopefully that provides you a meaningful 'perview' or 'chuckle' as you sort of skim over the available options in the far east! Which is weird since, if you go far EAST enough you are basically WEST and I'm like....HUH?!?!?!?!? At the end of the day...or at the end of THAT journey anyways, my fucking friend anyways, with him it was always an argument. But With him, we would go as far EAST....EAST......without EAST as.....so EAST that it was ultiamtely, I forgot to check my notes but it was ultimately the East, however we went so far east....it says here he went so far east it was helpful or beneficial and I trust him so I am gonna go with him, not so much another person's perspective at least if we are encountering or considering other people's perspectives. So that settles that, as far EAST, I mean AS FAR as EAST,, WILL GO with THAT JOKE
Betcha Tim's advertisers cancel him based on this!
LOL!!!! So true!! 😂😂😂😂
An “Indian Apple List” aka Indianapolis ;)
ohhhhhh! ha ha
Whoa, shit just got real.
does the name 'cole gorman' have any relevance to indianapolis?
Did you hear that they turned-- it turns out that Johnny Appleseed was Native American. He was a real Indian Applist
Can somebody explain the pun for non-native English speaker? I know the pun is not the essence of the joke, but anyway
I'm assuming you're genuinely asking. Indian-Apple-List sounds like Indianapolis (the city he is in) and his friend (Tom Gorman) sent him his list of his favorite fruit from Mumbai (India). There is no other hidden meaning to the pun.
@@onlinetunathank you! It’s so stupid and funny at the same time
I love going on the long scenic walk
He single handed coined the phrase indianapolist and then created a novella based on the concept.
Is tim on the hollywood walk of fame? I'm googling that once I'm done here ❤
Genius.
"It's Monterey, Jack!"
For us fruit-heads, can you please share the Apple list?
I'm also impatiently waiting for this data-driven analytical apple list.
As a Breadhead I don't necessarily condone fruit. But you guys go ahead
McIntosh
Jonathan
Lodi
IPhone
Fuji
Jazz
Honeycrisp
Fiona
Tim
Worth it.
Not watching this, especially now that I know from the comments that it's a joke. 800 brave men went down with that ship.
Hey, I was in that room a month ago for Necrogoblikon.
Is that child porn?
Zaltar the Magnificent would be impressed
This is the guy you don't want to be trapped with in the corner at the party.
Ironic!
Gelman is spinning in his grave right now. Wait he's still alive??? Well, he's still doing a lot of spinning in that coffin he sleeps in.
The folks who love norm need to know about Tim.
Boinos Aries
I love georgia personally. But truth be told that Bush guy? Well I'd like to buy georgea beer
I need another stand up
That joke was a ripe ripsnorter, as we say in Australia.
Sometimes it takes a risk to reap the true reward
the bartender, jack, deals me.. serves me a 7... 6! 6...
Cashew apple, should make the list
Reminds me of that Native American tribe of half a thousand who had no apples...
This is next level stuff
forgot his name lmao
It took a second, but I just shut my pants (;
You never know if the audience are laughing cause they're dumb, or if they get his act.
Finally there's a comic not bowing to the woke mafia.
One day he's gonna wake up with a head of kale in his bed. Tim Heidecker sleeps with the Phishes!
How many comedians today are brave enough to tell real jokes like this?
idanianplis
Kull Goarmunn
Finally - NO MORE BULLSHIT!
Indian apple list
Grreat Jooob!
Tim the toole man
there he is
Brave. But it needed to be said.
Just like norm would have done it
Tim was a let down in Ohio tbh
I live there! 😮
Wow!