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  • Some moments from previous Greeters Guild adventures
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  • @petrasant5495
    @petrasant5495 Před 2 lety +564

    “Welcome to B&Q Sir”. “No we don’t want that”. Hilarious!

    • @seabassmcgee3367
      @seabassmcgee3367 Před 2 lety +50

      "I'm off brand" 😂😂😂

    • @langdale55
      @langdale55 Před rokem +22

      Do B&Q not realise their staff are not an asset...not going by this response from them. Hilarious indeed!

    • @jonathanashley144
      @jonathanashley144 Před rokem +2

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @jimbyrne1844
      @jimbyrne1844 Před rokem +1

      That is the T- shirt, I would buy! ‘😂😂😂

    • @davidshepherd17
      @davidshepherd17 Před rokem +20

      Hilariouse the fact those women are doing more damage in 1 minute to the company than Troy could do in a month😅

  • @davidthomas9190
    @davidthomas9190 Před 2 lety +209

    We don't want friendliness, it's off brand.
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣☠️

  • @jagoisvara8178
    @jagoisvara8178 Před 2 lety +184

    I love how Marks and Spencer just accepts it XD

    • @ThorsteinKlingenberg
      @ThorsteinKlingenberg Před 2 lety +28

      Actually, it's the only sensible response. Look to B&Q for how it shouldn't be done. "You don't want a smile on peoples face? - Nooo"

    • @jameslowe2979
      @jameslowe2979 Před 8 měsíci +3

      Staff are always great at M&S

  • @picturemethis
    @picturemethis Před 2 lety +253

    I would be over the moon if I got one of those greetings.

    • @Masada1911
      @Masada1911 Před 2 lety +7

      Me too!

    • @johardy7051
      @johardy7051 Před 2 lety +3

      I was just thinking the same thing! Can you imagine the shopping experience 🛍🙌

    • @Bdishman1
      @Bdishman1 Před rokem

      "Thats not what were about" what been friendly? B&Q what a shit boring company there employees must be fun at partys guys only trying to be friendly and have a laugh worlds fucked🤦‍♂️x

    • @tomcurtis907
      @tomcurtis907 Před 10 měsíci +2

      I think it would certainly make your day

  • @noth1ngtoshowhere
    @noth1ngtoshowhere Před 2 lety +337

    The absolute perfect timing of the management conversation at B&Q is just sublime. You couldn't script it that well if you tried.

    • @leonhughes9014
      @leonhughes9014 Před 2 lety +37

      Its not what were about,, kind decency and smiles.. lol..that woman needs to stay in the stock room...

    • @arknell
      @arknell Před 11 měsíci +11

      "You are not a part of Wilkinsons and you need to remove the fleece and-"
      -(to customer) "Welcome to Wilkinsons"!

  • @recordatron
    @recordatron Před 2 lety +490

    It's actually pretty wild how uncomfortable people seem to get with the prospect of someone just standing around being nice. Freaks the public out to the point that they feel the need to complain so they can get back to the crushing apathy and indifference that makes up the core of their lives.

    • @mcirelandosharma7411
      @mcirelandosharma7411 Před 2 lety +52

      We been conditioned to think that everybody is out to get us all the time. Someone being overly nice and forward is quite unsettling 😂

    • @burlatsdemontaigne6147
      @burlatsdemontaigne6147 Před 2 lety +55

      I don't think anyone actually does complain they just use that as an excuse to get rid of him. I mean, who is going to complain about a smartly dressed chap being thoroughly agreeable? Which demographic would find that anything less than ideal?

    • @ajl896
      @ajl896 Před 2 lety +3

      So very much this! Stellar comment, mate!

    • @tooluser
      @tooluser Před 2 lety

      @@burlatsdemontaigne6147 Republicans

    • @nick6584
      @nick6584 Před 2 lety +9

      Nobody complained, its just an easy excuse to make up

  • @sabumiah3421
    @sabumiah3421 Před 2 lety +65

    Ahhh! The complete irony of those two wooden planks at B&Q coming out to the front of store instead of being inside.

  • @stu7803
    @stu7803 Před 7 měsíci +10

    The B&Q response somehow does not surprise me in the least. Great work Troy!

  • @Masada1911
    @Masada1911 Před 2 lety +133

    I’ve said it before but these videos give me a glimpse of a world that would be so pleasant to live in

  • @icantrideslow
    @icantrideslow Před 2 lety +48

    "enjoy your bamboo!" :D i nearly fell out of my chair laughing. this is a hilarious social experiment, i love it.

    • @allwrighty100
      @allwrighty100 Před 3 měsíci

      This is no experiment. These methods are tried, tested and proven.

  • @serenade723
    @serenade723 Před rokem +15

    "You look ready for soft welding" - I don't even know what that means but it's funny as hell! 😂😂😂😂

  • @bigsassyster
    @bigsassyster Před 11 měsíci +8

    1:29 The last bit killed me. "NO, we don't want that"

  • @Buzz9530
    @Buzz9530 Před 2 lety +11

    I love how that made B&Q Look.. What a good guy, highlighting the anger in mainstream society!

  • @lukealex6428
    @lukealex6428 Před 2 lety +38

    Troy I'd stand there chatting to you all day if I saw you. Absolute character

    • @fme4099
      @fme4099 Před 10 měsíci +1

      I bet most people do, which is why the videos are only 2 mins long 😂😂

  • @TheMagicdunk90
    @TheMagicdunk90 Před 2 lety +23

    These are brilliant! I can understand how some of these stores might think he's taking the piss, but he's sincere and we need more of his positivity! Maybe it's more on brand for M&S

  • @OnlyoneDavidVilla
    @OnlyoneDavidVilla Před rokem +86

    I feel sorry for the people who complained about someone being "friendly". What a World they must live in 😒

    • @geddstock
      @geddstock Před rokem +6

      I know what soulless peeps they must be……..

    • @towlie4029
      @towlie4029 Před rokem +13

      I don’t think anyone complained I think the lady was bullshitting

    • @govermentsoundsystemrootik8887
      @govermentsoundsystemrootik8887 Před 10 měsíci +3

      ​@@towlie4029You know i was thinking the same thing because seriously how can anyone possibly complain about being greeted in nicest way possible 🤔..., that B&Q staff member is a complete bell end & just life draining to be around it must be sad to be her...!!

  • @michaelmillis9772
    @michaelmillis9772 Před rokem +5

    Funny how M&S staff were just like ah ok no worries have fun! And let him get on with it haha

  • @rickj.9202
    @rickj.9202 Před rokem +5

    I discovered Greeters’ Guild at the Australian Grand Prix. Troy is INCREDIBLE! ❤️

  • @daveyjove
    @daveyjove Před 2 lety +18

    How does one apply for the greeters guild ? Sounds splendid

  • @leesurridge2947
    @leesurridge2947 Před 2 lety +10

    Imagine complaining that someone politely greeted you 😂 you do a grand job sir, keep up the good work 👍

  • @sockrteez
    @sockrteez Před 2 lety +20

    Good stuff Troy! I discovered your videos a few days ago, they're utterly brilliant! I'm going to try make one of your tour gigs in the coming months if I can.

    • @edhawker2114
      @edhawker2114 Před rokem

      @@greetersguild You came to Lincoln but not Norwich, disappointed 😅

  • @blehmeh3790
    @blehmeh3790 Před rokem +10

    I don't understand how you could have a problem with this gentleman, he's awesome.

  • @RailMel
    @RailMel Před 6 měsíci +1

    I think the world needs more Troy’s. What an amazing individual

  • @burnham7673
    @burnham7673 Před 2 lety +12

    We'll have none of your kindness here at B&Q thank you very much. Its not what we're about.

  • @MrMonne84
    @MrMonne84 Před rokem +2

    The B&Q staff were a very accurate reflection of every one of their store's I've been to.....

  • @markmidgley2157
    @markmidgley2157 Před 6 měsíci

    Thank you Troy. You are beautiful
    And thank that B&Q lady for everything she said to absolutely underline the reason for you standing there. She’s perfect too!
    😂😂😂😂

  • @MattWallerSuperFunTime
    @MattWallerSuperFunTime Před rokem +4

    I've spent all morning watching your videos. Brilliant stuff. Has put me in a fantastic mood

  • @nicolette327
    @nicolette327 Před 3 měsíci

    I was just reading the newspaper and decided to cheer myself up … so here I am.

  • @svennetherlands
    @svennetherlands Před 5 dny

    It's an incredibly good example of how distrusting your staff to think for themselves can lead to more problems for your brand. I use this video again and again to make people aware of this.

  • @thematmannn
    @thematmannn Před 2 lety +1

    Love that marks and Spencers were like oh okay yeah carry on

  • @cheranth010864
    @cheranth010864 Před rokem +1

    Troy, I invite you to Halifax. You would boost the town's economy by 200%.
    But we could never let you leave I'm afraid.
    A joy to behold.

  • @limadelta123
    @limadelta123 Před 2 lety +3

    Effortless charm and wit, and hilarious!

  • @stokepokerchat
    @stokepokerchat Před rokem +1

    The Karen working for B & Q was hilarious

  • @driduos80
    @driduos80 Před 2 lety +2

    Absolutely brilliant!

  • @rotorhead57ace
    @rotorhead57ace Před 2 lety +5

    Killing people with kindness and pleasantries. I love it.

  • @jameshollyoak8230
    @jameshollyoak8230 Před rokem +3

    Decades ago we did this at a large boots store before Xmas ; we had to stand by the door and say hello to every customer that came in the door : offer them a basket and help if they needed it ; to locate items ; the amount of complaints we had by just being human was a joke ; we never forced anyone to buy ; just be available to help ; it lasted four day before head office stoped it

  • @bishgroundwork3089
    @bishgroundwork3089 Před rokem +1

    its so funny when they are telling him to go and he keeps greeting ... lmao!!

  • @Chinga.Blinga
    @Chinga.Blinga Před 8 měsíci

    "No, we don't want that" "We want our clients to be miserable, when they walk in to our store" XD

  • @MissGiger
    @MissGiger Před 2 lety +1

    The B&Q bit = absolute gold! 😂😂🙌

  • @Mel-hl1bb
    @Mel-hl1bb Před 2 lety +1

    I love this, it's so funny 🤣 more please!

  • @mushymi5680
    @mushymi5680 Před 2 lety

    My type of humour this absolutely brilliant

  • @minimaxi802
    @minimaxi802 Před 2 lety +2

    Looks like a young John Cleese.

  • @imnosuperman9935
    @imnosuperman9935 Před rokem

    "you have the ankles of a tradesman" 😂😂

  • @algernonwolfwhistle6351
    @algernonwolfwhistle6351 Před 10 měsíci

    Pleasantness and smiles...'we don't want that'.

  • @tomwilko7841
    @tomwilko7841 Před rokem +3

    "it doesn't align with our company's..."
    "Oh I get it I'm OFF BRAND,!!"
    "...yes...we just don't want it..."
    "welcome to B&Q sir...hope u have a wonderful experience"
    Perfect 👌🏿

  • @mandst5466
    @mandst5466 Před 4 měsíci

    Ahhh Troy Troy Troy, you are a mischief maker 😂😂😂 Carry on !

  • @laurenloves6443
    @laurenloves6443 Před rokem +1

    Need this guy outside my work in the morning!

  • @koolworld27
    @koolworld27 Před rokem

    "So you don't like friendliness"? {short pause} "No". 👌

  • @garrymack
    @garrymack Před rokem +1

    Sadly, I think deep down everyone loves a morale boost like this in every day life.

  • @captainswing4487
    @captainswing4487 Před 2 lety +1

    Keep burning the torch of welcome and civility in these dark days Troy. There is fever in your vitals.

  • @milly7205
    @milly7205 Před rokem +1

    B&Q great advertisement for employees and customers.

  • @Tony-ey5zl
    @Tony-ey5zl Před 10 měsíci

    "You need to get rid of the fleece" 😂😂😂

  • @ironkong26
    @ironkong26 Před 10 měsíci +1

    man when he asked what was the nature of the complaint...lady said that you're greeting them... i teared up laughing.

  • @IanBroon1
    @IanBroon1 Před 2 lety +3

    Some B&Q staff should be working in the back of the store.

  • @pablojablo6371
    @pablojablo6371 Před rokem

    I love the Merry Prankster about it all . Nice one.

  • @InfectedByEli
    @InfectedByEli Před 2 lety +1

    Well being nice and friendly is definitely off brand at B&Q 🤣🤣🤣

  • @badoing7390
    @badoing7390 Před 9 měsíci +1

    00:46 - look how it turned out for Wilkos. If only they had just let him greet....

  • @dlmsarge8329
    @dlmsarge8329 Před 9 měsíci

    Manager at B&Q ---- "Computer says no"

  • @9pmInTokyo
    @9pmInTokyo Před 2 lety +4

    Wilko’s should have been more friendly with the President of the Wilkonson’s of Anarchy Motorcycle Club.

  • @ruthcopeland1547
    @ruthcopeland1547 Před 2 lety

    Brilliant would love this to happen in my town 🥰🥰

  • @chrisgilescomedy8342
    @chrisgilescomedy8342 Před 2 lety

    'Ankles of a tradesmen' Brilliant!

  • @mattbrierley2807
    @mattbrierley2807 Před rokem

    Brilliant video's , keep up the good work mate 👍🙋‍♂️

  • @scottwalker7831
    @scottwalker7831 Před 2 lety

    This is excellent and has made me laugh

  • @King-hg5lv
    @King-hg5lv Před rokem

    " enjoy your bamboo " I'm dead 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @patrousseau1828
    @patrousseau1828 Před 11 měsíci

    spot on

  • @nigeldancy
    @nigeldancy Před 2 lety +1

    what a guy absolutely amazing lol

  • @daddybones45
    @daddybones45 Před rokem

    Every time you post a new video, the Puffin’ Billy theme plays in my head.

  • @ipaales7552
    @ipaales7552 Před rokem

    Absolutely brilliant mate......B&Q women couldn't tell you which way is up with 2 guesses 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤦‍♂️

  • @hannesmonaghan8905
    @hannesmonaghan8905 Před 2 lety +1

    Ha ha. Love it!

  • @giancarlotorres3520
    @giancarlotorres3520 Před rokem

    His lines are going to end up on so many dating sites as headlines and first messages, beautiful!

  • @darrenallison1422
    @darrenallison1422 Před 9 měsíci

    Troy would make a wonderful Basil Faulty

  • @Horizon344
    @Horizon344 Před 2 lety +2

    You might consider an Errol Flynn character exposition show, could be quite interesting.

  • @scotthotchkiss7120
    @scotthotchkiss7120 Před 2 lety +1

    I like when you get told to stop greeting people but you keep doing it anyway.

  • @lindseyankers3790
    @lindseyankers3790 Před 2 lety +1

    Troy, you should do a shopping centre tour.....’coming to a city near you’ ..... OR just do Wetherspoons up and down the country. You’re fab never change this is just brilliant 🤗🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿AND you need a customised Greeters Guild camper van to travel round the county in and sell merch from!!!! If you need a hand, I’m in!!!!

    • @lennydicko
      @lennydicko Před 2 lety +1

      What a great idea 🙌😂😂😂I love to see him outside St. John’s market greeting me 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @lennydicko
      @lennydicko Před 2 lety +1

      @@greetersguild well you can go over the road to weatherspoons you know us scousers love Troy 🥰😂😂😂😂

  • @eltonlovell9898
    @eltonlovell9898 Před rokem

    These little clips really make the day happier - and they highlight how badly recruited some of these shop manager are too. No wonder they are dying-out to the likes of amazon.

  • @XxXNinjaFanXxX
    @XxXNinjaFanXxX Před rokem

    "sir you need to leave"
    "welcome to wilkos sir"

  • @marcse7en
    @marcse7en Před rokem +1

    "Welcome to CZcams Sir! I hope we fulfill your entertainment expectations today? By the way, I love what you're wearing! It's fabulous!" 👍😂

  • @Chalkster1
    @Chalkster1 Před 3 měsíci

    Ooooh the little princess at the end giving some …. How embarrassing for her 🤣🤣

  • @mcirelandosharma7411
    @mcirelandosharma7411 Před 2 lety +19

    Love the compilation but I'd love to see more new greeter footage 😁

    • @CliveBilby
      @CliveBilby Před 2 lety +2

      I'm waiting for B&M, although if he goes near the checkout queue it will be a very long video

    • @mcirelandosharma7411
      @mcirelandosharma7411 Před 2 lety +1

      @@CliveBilby that would be a good one 😁 can't see b&m being so stuck up that they tell him to stop!

    • @jordanleviathanthwaites6501
      @jordanleviathanthwaites6501 Před 2 lety

      @@greetersguild oh, how wonderful

    • @mcirelandosharma7411
      @mcirelandosharma7411 Před 2 lety

      @@greetersguild looks like I was wrong, eh! 😂

  • @jvm-tv
    @jvm-tv Před 11 měsíci

    I was waiting for him to complement the security guy that was confronting him

  • @gsteve2001
    @gsteve2001 Před 2 lety

    Absolute genius

  • @jknowstheway1462
    @jknowstheway1462 Před 7 měsíci

    Custom is apprecaited. You shant be forgotton.
    Im on the floor here.

  • @phildavies100
    @phildavies100 Před rokem

    Brilliant

  • @marlowemarlowe4893
    @marlowemarlowe4893 Před 5 měsíci

    1:47 Brilliant! "Off brand".

  • @martinwood6379
    @martinwood6379 Před rokem

    Subbed most willingly.

  • @Liam-iu8ti
    @Liam-iu8ti Před 2 lety

    The worlds insane, he’s not being horrible, he’s funny, polite. And people complaining 😂

  • @chefrick247
    @chefrick247 Před 2 lety

    Fantastic. Is that M&S Macc?

  • @alvinburrell
    @alvinburrell Před 8 měsíci +1

    Maybe if Wilco had embraced this they would still be in business :-)

  • @thebaron9059
    @thebaron9059 Před 2 lety +1

    Pardon me, I just stumbled across this channel, and if I may say, I'm slightly disappointed to have not received any kind of greeting!

  • @raminybhatti5740
    @raminybhatti5740 Před 2 lety +1

    Should've said to the B&Q lady: "I'm off to Wickes. At least they might appreciate me." 😅

  • @andrewdaley3081
    @andrewdaley3081 Před 2 lety

    The ankles of a trades man. 🇬🇧👍🤣😂

  • @johngreenhorn8853
    @johngreenhorn8853 Před 10 měsíci

    Ironically nobody will be working for Wilkos shortly.

  • @CaptivatingAnecdote
    @CaptivatingAnecdote Před 9 měsíci

    WAUW, that last lady definitly was lying about the customers. What a mophead.

  • @OmnoWombo
    @OmnoWombo Před rokem

    "How dare he be nice to our customers, for free!"

  • @jopo8281
    @jopo8281 Před 9 měsíci

    What a world it would be if we all like Mr Hawke.

  • @GetArkd
    @GetArkd Před 2 lety +4

    I don't understand that last woman.. it's like she was a robot, not actually listening to your words and just saying no.

  • @mediamisfits3805
    @mediamisfits3805 Před 2 lety

    What bunch of.misery guts at the end 🤣🤣🤣

  • @jonnynoakes9070
    @jonnynoakes9070 Před 8 měsíci

    Those b and q slags! 😂

  • @user-eo5ju9fg6m
    @user-eo5ju9fg6m Před 11 měsíci

    Genius

  • @rizandro
    @rizandro Před 11 měsíci

    Finally found him!
    This guy sounds like the Western version of comrade Dyatlov!