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  • FRANKIE ALLEN 👊🏼 THE UK'S MOST FEARED COMEDIAN 🇬🇧
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Komentáře • 618

  • @snowboardingraptor7005
    @snowboardingraptor7005 Před měsícem +4

    I swear I've never laughed so hard. My head is killing. I wish I was there to have seen this live. Fucking hilarious.

    • @KO-wh6yw
      @KO-wh6yw Před měsícem

      Love this guy I nearly p…… myself 😂

  • @RAMROD1847
    @RAMROD1847 Před 3 lety +76

    Theres a fine line between comedy and harassment. And this guy jumps the boundaries and doesn't care. I love it. 🤣

  • @Dani-El.
    @Dani-El. Před rokem +11

    You know you're in a rough venue when the Fire Exit sign is written in the 'Live Laugh Love' font.

  • @thenewmodfather
    @thenewmodfather Před rokem +66

    I've seen Frankie live twice and both times he has ripped the shit out of me and I loved every fuckin second. This is proper British humour and Frankie does it better than most around today.

    • @tfootball8704
      @tfootball8704 Před rokem +2

      yeah it's good comedy, better than alot of the shit on tv

    • @Dantheman87
      @Dantheman87 Před rokem

      What did he say about you lol. If u laugh along does he leave u alone after a bit or do you get it all show

    • @thenewmodfather
      @thenewmodfather Před rokem +4

      @@Dantheman87 I have 2 missing teeth in the front and said I lost them sucking off my boyfriend (I'm straight but still creased up) also called me God's Gift to blind women and a few other things. Whether you laugh or not you are still fair game. My advice is simply this. Go and enjoy it. Don't worry about being picked on. It's part of the show.

    • @basilfawlty8244
      @basilfawlty8244 Před rokem +1

      Scouse humour mate. Ya wouldn't get this in Chipping Norton, would ya...? 😁

  • @paulhedges4778
    @paulhedges4778 Před 4 lety +42

    You can not beat this sort of stand up, completely brilliant

    • @paulhedges4778
      @paulhedges4778 Před 3 lety +1

      @Harvey Park yep its gunna be a looooong few seasons

  • @paulmurphy9909
    @paulmurphy9909 Před 4 lety +13

    Got the "Penfold" when he came to the stage🤣👍🏽brilliant, very funny.

  • @reggietrotter8187
    @reggietrotter8187 Před 3 lety +6

    The scouse cat for me 😂😂😂😂😂 gag I was howlin my mom nearly choked on her false teeth Lafin god bless oldskooooollllll all the way 👍🏻

  • @shrewsburymonl1372
    @shrewsburymonl1372 Před 4 lety +12

    When you said 'he looks like a blind penfold' I immediately had an image in my head, then he started kicking off at the end and I realised that discription was spot on! Well funny.

  • @supermecho3
    @supermecho3 Před 4 lety +20

    I’m Indian, tall, skinny, four eyed. I would love to be at your gig mate. Brilliant comedian. 👍

  • @plammo1775
    @plammo1775 Před 3 lety +17

    "Is this really fooking 'appening?" Took the words right out of my mouth.

  • @ProdbyLJS
    @ProdbyLJS Před 4 lety +3

    Get this man a fucking tv show 😂 such a funny guy !!

  • @doggerproductions
    @doggerproductions Před 4 lety +4

    Love to see him and chubby brown together on stage....be hilarious 😂😂🍾🍾

  • @taffymackem2596
    @taffymackem2596 Před 4 lety +8

    Found by accident. Thought it was going to be another 2 a penny comedian...turned out to be funniest bloke ive seen in years. New sub

  • @Happydays1875Manchester
    @Happydays1875Manchester Před rokem +1

    I have to go & watch Frankie i piss myself laughing every video he's fookin hilarious

  • @Dannyham83
    @Dannyham83 Před 3 lety +130

    'Your incubator had tinted windows' genius

    • @Dannyham83
      @Dannyham83 Před 2 lety +2

      14, that's not old at all pal

    • @85hixy83
      @85hixy83 Před rokem +1

      Haha yeah that got me like

    • @Scitch-et4vk
      @Scitch-et4vk Před rokem +1

      Get out more that joke was shared by cavemen

    • @anonman3707
      @anonman3707 Před 4 měsíci

      ​@@Scitch-et4vk its been shared like ya mum 😂😂😂😂

    • @stephenm8898
      @stephenm8898 Před 2 měsíci

      We used to say all these in the mid 90s. Shutters on your pushchair, fed with a catapult, doctor slapped your mam, darkened windows in the incubator and so on

  • @eckeynecker
    @eckeynecker Před 2 lety +5

    Love it , fucking hilarious , great delivery as well proper old school .

  • @johnjonesufc
    @johnjonesufc Před 3 měsíci +2

    LEGEND.

  • @jmc0075
    @jmc0075 Před 4 lety +2

    Brilliant my sides are splitting here. Defo a fan of Frankie Allen.

  • @davedavey5
    @davedavey5 Před 4 lety +26

    He never stood a chance 😂

  • @antbarn5210
    @antbarn5210 Před 4 lety +19

    Class gotta love old school comedians 👍👍👍

    • @FrankieAllenComedy
      @FrankieAllenComedy  Před 4 lety +3

      Top man!!!

    • @ajlang1447
      @ajlang1447 Před 3 lety

      He's shit

    • @antbarn5210
      @antbarn5210 Před 3 lety

      @@ajlang1447 gotta love a troll , prick

    • @ajlang1447
      @ajlang1447 Před 3 lety

      @@antbarn5210 why am i a troll because i have an opinion? I think he's shit sorry if i hurt your feelings. Prick

    • @antbarn5210
      @antbarn5210 Před 3 lety

      @@ajlang1447get back to ur box room at ur mommys house mate make sure u have fresh tissues at hand too

  • @samsum3738
    @samsum3738 Před 4 lety +7

    Never open your mouth against a man who holds the microphone . You have no chance .

  • @neilthorley359
    @neilthorley359 Před 2 lety +2

    frankie allen is a fuckin classic best comedian I've seen for a very long time

  • @jamesgmail
    @jamesgmail Před rokem +1

    I laughed so hard at this his crowd work is sensational 😂😂😂

  • @trollop_7
    @trollop_7 Před 4 lety +25

    The subtitles never stood a chance.

    • @dlads79
      @dlads79 Před 3 lety +1

      hahaha mate i'm scouse, you want to see me have an argument with Alexa and google and Siri, they have no fucking chance with me

  • @nickshields7258
    @nickshields7258 Před 3 lety +18

    Nice to see a proper working class comedian keeping it real and very funny,None of this PC student crap saying actually and basically every sentence speaking gibberish.Great work Frankie.

  • @bartram33
    @bartram33 Před 4 lety +91

    The first joke .... the nun says this is a non eating compartment, the man says 'so what' the nun says I'll call the guard and have you removed from the train. The man gathers all the shrimp shells up and throws them out of the window and says 'you can't prove it '. The guard arrives and the nun says 'that man has sexually assaulted me'. The man denies it and the nun says ' yes he has, smell his fingers!

    • @yerpyaboy
      @yerpyaboy Před 2 lety +3

      😂😂😂

    • @Somerset-In-The-Blood
      @Somerset-In-The-Blood Před rokem +1

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @alan36753
      @alan36753 Před 8 měsíci

      Fell asleep….
      How about “this is a nun eating compartment”
      “Okay luv I’ll start on you soon as I’ve finished mi shrimps”

  • @cathalkelly8796
    @cathalkelly8796 Před 4 lety +6

    "Penfold kickn off"! Hahahaha

  • @philipswain4122
    @philipswain4122 Před rokem +6

    Absolutely brilliant. Proper funny. The way comedy should be.

  • @skottcoucill8343
    @skottcoucill8343 Před 4 lety +3

    Proper comedian 😂👍🏻

  • @andreeabran8408
    @andreeabran8408 Před 3 lety +2

    Tinted windows !!! 😂😂😂

  • @luke7890
    @luke7890 Před 3 lety +1

    I’m so glad I’ve found you after the joke I heard ‘you couldn’t pull a **** off your mother’ 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • @TraceG
    @TraceG Před 4 lety +25

    Popped in my CZcams recommended, howled laughing - subscribed!

  • @TheDuffman1986
    @TheDuffman1986 Před 3 lety +51

    Refreshing to watch a bit of good abuse I must say, with everyone been fkn sensitive these days

    • @FrankieAllenComedy
      @FrankieAllenComedy  Před 3 lety +8

      🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼

    • @Carl-vq6ww
      @Carl-vq6ww Před 3 lety +2

      @@FrankieAllenComedy your a legend mate lol 😂 funny as fook

    • @Hellwyck
      @Hellwyck Před 2 lety

      It's usually the right wing cunts who cry at anything that's not their ideas.

    • @eoinbarry8124
      @eoinbarry8124 Před 2 lety +5

      @@Hellwyck what are you on about the left is all about identity politics you knobhead

  • @stevehall5299
    @stevehall5299 Před 3 lety +1

    This fella is quick, love this! 👍👍

  • @andrewstratford4753
    @andrewstratford4753 Před 4 lety +8

    Love this type of comedy no holds bar un pc never heckle a comedian unless you have a thick skin they are a dying breed well done frankie great stuff.

  • @DunnGolfing
    @DunnGolfing Před 4 lety +7

    🙈fair to say he pulled a rabbit out the hat 😂

  • @nicksanders4238
    @nicksanders4238 Před 2 lety +1

    When he says to that guy here you are mate get your mouth round this is fucking hilarious

  • @stevemayes324
    @stevemayes324 Před 4 lety +1

    Cant stop laughing 🤣🤣🤣

  • @benji.B-side
    @benji.B-side Před 4 lety +2

    Excellent work Frankie!! And he did look like Penfold haha.

  • @paul7t5
    @paul7t5 Před 3 lety +5

    I keep coming back to this, definitely one of my favourites haha!

    • @48paulnet
      @48paulnet Před 3 lety +1

      What absolute vacuous crap

    • @brunol9876
      @brunol9876 Před 2 lety

      @@48paulnet ha ha get a life

  • @Ricsic6
    @Ricsic6 Před 4 lety +3

    Incubator had tinted windows 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @johnsmart9231
    @johnsmart9231 Před 3 lety +2

    Incubator had tinted windows😂😂

  • @barrycorrigan7517
    @barrycorrigan7517 Před 4 lety +2

    Right up my street 🤣

  • @paulclarke5752
    @paulclarke5752 Před 4 lety +3

    Your brilliant thank you made me laugh

  • @Weebay_213
    @Weebay_213 Před 4 lety +3

    Bloody Gas 😂...subscribed, hilarious fella

  • @sarahemerson6567
    @sarahemerson6567 Před 4 lety +3

    Love this guy

  • @FNIX_Gaming
    @FNIX_Gaming Před 4 lety +16

    Would love to see this live , makes me laugh every time

  • @bryanmceneaney
    @bryanmceneaney Před 4 lety +35

    Old school lad!! Loved it and it looked like a tough gig. Might see you in dublin sometime.

  • @Bigrozay1
    @Bigrozay1 Před 4 lety +7

    I could watch Frankie Allen all day long this is how comedians should be if your in the audience expect all this ! It’s all a laugh at the end of the day

  • @dmurphy1578
    @dmurphy1578 Před 3 lety +5

    Didn’t understand a word and I loved it.

  • @ThatTallGuy0
    @ThatTallGuy0 Před 2 lety +1

    Some of the funniest shit I’ve seen

  • @keepinitreal7093
    @keepinitreal7093 Před 4 lety +1

    1st time av seen any of your stuff, keep it up Frankie you absolutely demolished they fuckwit hecklers 😆

  • @nbee7934
    @nbee7934 Před rokem

    "You'll be working soon, the grotto opens in December" 😂😂😂😂 Ffs hahaha!!!

  • @KevinSmith-wp9qs
    @KevinSmith-wp9qs Před 3 lety +3

    There's always an audience for this kind of stuff.

  • @damotheman4196
    @damotheman4196 Před rokem

    I love the little lift on the voice on every "fook OFF"

  • @calderparkave45
    @calderparkave45 Před 4 lety

    Different class f***king hilarious

  • @diycarfix7021
    @diycarfix7021 Před 4 lety +4

    Comedy gold!!!! 👍

  • @gilwood7530
    @gilwood7530 Před rokem +1

    I wanna watch him an Johnny Vegas in a heated conversation ...ABOUT ANYTHING !

  • @MeVsMyself1
    @MeVsMyself1 Před 2 lety +1

    Absolutely top drawer. Need to get to see you live.

  • @jupiterredmoon6181
    @jupiterredmoon6181 Před 4 lety +48

    I love old skool stand up where theres no boundaries n no subject is off limits!! Frank you will have a field day in Yarmouth soon its rougher than the soles of an Ethiopian marathon runners feet!!

    • @dawhitey75
      @dawhitey75 Před 4 lety +4

      He sure would, went for a caravan trip down there and never seen so many fat bastards and mobility scooters..

    • @xstex
      @xstex Před 3 lety

      Stand up is still like this in clubs. It never changed.

  • @thebeerhunter817
    @thebeerhunter817 Před 4 lety +1

    Fucking hilarious reminds me of a holiday from Australia to London as a kid in the 80s subscribed!!!!

  • @saddamsballsack6396
    @saddamsballsack6396 Před 4 lety +9

    Wel'l get you a basket to weave 😂👍

  • @MRMK24
    @MRMK24 Před 3 lety

    Go ahead Frankie 🤣🤣🤣

  • @scottdingwall462
    @scottdingwall462 Před 3 lety +7

    That's brilliant, must be frustrating as hell when folk are shouting out like that,

  • @Captainpubwatch
    @Captainpubwatch Před 4 lety +26

    It took me ages to watch the whole video - every time I only got 56 seconds in and then had to rewind it to the start! The delivery of "waste of oxygen you ###t" and the incubator gag are hilarious, couldn't get enough : )

    • @grahamwilson2164
      @grahamwilson2164 Před 2 lety

      Problem is Jim davidson was using the same gags a long time ago

  • @dantrixter
    @dantrixter Před 3 lety +4

    Hilarious 😂 loved it ! Great DJ, does a lot for hospitals” He makes people sick !

  • @TheClassifiedMan
    @TheClassifiedMan Před 4 lety +1

    Brilliant😂😂😂

  • @pravda666
    @pravda666 Před 4 lety +4

    Absolutely brilliant haha doing Liverpool proud mate 👍

  • @craigmitchell6107
    @craigmitchell6107 Před 4 lety +33

    Just come across Frankie..... we need him the world today , we need to let go sometimes and enjoy life .... well done Frankie old school comedi luv it 👍

  • @hjohnstone6921
    @hjohnstone6921 Před 4 lety +10

    Never heard of this guy before... he’s fucking hilarious😭🤣😭🤣... Be seeing you Frankie👌🏻😉👍🏻

  • @Hot_Garbage_Uk
    @Hot_Garbage_Uk Před rokem

    This is the best comedy I've ever seen 😂

  • @Joehume1
    @Joehume1 Před rokem

    It’s not a fuckn quiz 😆😆 top class man

  • @cameroncopeland986
    @cameroncopeland986 Před 3 lety +8

    The best comedian about deserves more recognition! Absolutely creased from start to finish😂

    • @attackpatterndelta8949
      @attackpatterndelta8949 Před 2 lety

      If he’s the best comedian, why is he playing dives like this one?

    • @anonman3707
      @anonman3707 Před 4 měsíci

      ​@@attackpatterndelta8949 he's cruising for ya mums crusty smelly minge 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @dannysmith5465
    @dannysmith5465 Před 4 lety +1

    What a legend

  • @tomlee982
    @tomlee982 Před 3 lety +2

    The 7 people there was going wild

  • @johnwilliamknox7156
    @johnwilliamknox7156 Před 4 lety +1

    Quality as ever.

  • @englishmaninengland1451
    @englishmaninengland1451 Před 4 lety +2

    That’s one hell of a parting on top of yer boat race Jon.

  • @TwodaysTuesdays
    @TwodaysTuesdays Před rokem +1

    I can't stop laughing this guy is amazing 😂

  • @PLEASANTGIFFT
    @PLEASANTGIFFT Před rokem +1

    Comedy at it purest

  • @Immortal_BP
    @Immortal_BP Před rokem +1

    i didnt understand 90% of what was said but still watched it

  • @FaceFcuk
    @FaceFcuk Před 4 lety

    Brilliant ha ha , sound fella

  • @Ki3X95
    @Ki3X95 Před 4 lety +2

    “WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS”😂😂😂

  • @TheMuteone231
    @TheMuteone231 Před 2 lety +1

    We need more comics like this on main stream television nowadays

  • @pedclarkemobile
    @pedclarkemobile Před 3 lety +9

    The algorithm gave something proper for a change!

  • @MartinT5600
    @MartinT5600 Před 4 lety +16

    This type of introduction is why I love You Tube. He is ace!

  • @bradleyedwards8510
    @bradleyedwards8510 Před 4 lety +3

    Tinted windows 😂

  • @gavinmackcromwell2529
    @gavinmackcromwell2529 Před 4 lety

    Ellese Mccormack 😂😂🇬🇧🇬🇧

  • @annlouisebates5138
    @annlouisebates5138 Před 2 lety

    Seen them both tonight at Billingham absolutely brilliant! Hilarious

  • @matthewjackson1314
    @matthewjackson1314 Před 4 lety +10

    I saw him at bernard manning's embassy club and made the mistake of being late, don't turn up late to his gigs!

  • @emmanueltamvaklis8592
    @emmanueltamvaklis8592 Před 10 měsíci

    This was great. Loved it wish I was there. Well done

  • @sapien82
    @sapien82 Před 4 lety

    he was asking frankie if he was serious hahah

  • @Andre-uv7vo
    @Andre-uv7vo Před 3 lety

    Just popped up on my youtube remember this fella leathering everyone on a facebook video sounds like one of the lads on a sunday on the ale tearing into everyone ha ha class

  • @ethanwestmusic_
    @ethanwestmusic_ Před 4 lety +1

    Boss this laa😂😂

  • @smugsmonkey6132
    @smugsmonkey6132 Před 4 lety +3

    How funny was this. 🤣🤣🤣 I've subscribed

  • @20fknyrs39
    @20fknyrs39 Před 3 lety

    what a savage hahahahaha

  • @michaeldevaney5728
    @michaeldevaney5728 Před rokem

    An amazing talent absolutely excellent

  • @PossessedBeatsODrecords

    Me heart was in stitches

  • @fullspeedaheadbarcelona6502

    Absolutely brilliant comedian!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @weechill333
    @weechill333 Před 4 lety

    😂😂 brilliant

  • @tigertank1a421
    @tigertank1a421 Před 3 lety +3

    Brilliant, tears rolling down my face. Ahh needed that.