@@Xerrand Dominic cummin's excuse for breaking covid guidelines and travelling to barnard castle was he was just testing his eyesight. Very obscure reference, shows how quick witted Troy is.
@@reezellthia I dont think a lot of people understand very few people could pull off what hes doing - funny and smart while coming up quick with it, and at the same time having a friendly charisma instead of creepy...also a rich vocabulary.
I don't know what's more impressive - your vast vocabulary, your secret understanding of an array of complex subjects you throw out on the fly, your fireball charisma, or your hilarious quips.....i personally vote for your impeccable dress sense.
Tip top salutations Troy - Your persona is par excellence, & magnified by your dulcet & mellifluous tone. As Master within the Greeters Guild - You remind me, Sir, so much, of Leonard Sachs (of the 'The Good Old Days'). Yet you are unique with a great plentitudinous & multitudinous set of performances, delivered with admiral ventriloquial virtuosity, coupled with some mountebankery, may I say Sir?
On a simple note, human interaction is a beautiful thing. We seem to be moving to a machine world, yet here we have Troy bringing joy amongst the mundane day. Bravo!
Only just discovered this channel it is pure unadulterated joy I applaud you sir. You look just as at home outside a Primark as you would on a yacht in Monaco absolutely fabulous.
A particularly eloquent outing for the Hawke. My two concerns: watch it with those lightning ripostes near the petrol pumps; you'll go up like a Roman candle. And be thankful you weren't wrestled to the ground for wearing a smoking jacket on the forecourt! I'm glad you were only on fire in the figurative sense in this vid.
When I watch this, I feel immediately more intellectual, my vocabulary is more grandiose, and I feel an impulse to compliment someone. I tip my hat to you good sir.
The glasses comment about barnard castle!! Genius 🤣😂🤣
Wow had to google it then it all made sense :D
@@reezellthiaCould you explain? I googled it and had a look on the wiki, I don't get it.
@@Xerrand Dominic cummin's excuse for breaking covid guidelines and travelling to barnard castle was he was just testing his eyesight. Very obscure reference, shows how quick witted Troy is.
@@reezellthia lmao very good. Thanks
@@reezellthia I dont think a lot of people understand very few people could pull off what hes doing - funny and smart while coming up quick with it, and at the same time having a friendly charisma instead of creepy...also a rich vocabulary.
I don't know what's more impressive - your vast vocabulary, your secret understanding of an array of complex subjects you throw out on the fly, your fireball charisma, or your hilarious quips.....i personally vote for your impeccable dress sense.
Sir, you are the connoisseur of compliments. A vibrant display of linguistic pleasure. Thank you.
I see what you did there
Just the best videos on CZcams... an absolute delight. Short and joyous to behold. Errol Leslie Thomson Flynn. 😂
U just Troy Hawke'd, Troy Hawke. Lol
I can not believe he had "nominative determinism" in his arsenal
That actually had me LOL
His mind is a sharp as a Hawkes eyesight.
He's a psychologist
A thundering ball of empathy 😂😂😂😂
Some
Of the classic lines he comes out with 🤣
“Your hair has an admirable bounce”! 😂
Look at that reach, you’re wasted if you’ve not in combat sport 😂🤣😂
Made my day 😂 the ERROL FLYN, 12 and a half UK, had me laughing out loud
Please never stop ✋️
Just did the same, very quick, very clever!
"Road trip, the implications are on the journey as opposed to the destination...that's the right way round"...so true! Love it!
"I'm a twelve & a half UK"..... Smashed it!! 😂
He is a bundle of joy and never fails to cheer me up immensely. I love him for that. Also, totally pissed off that I missed him in Amsterdam.
Fixed like a gargoyle of generosity on the forecourt of petroleum mayhem, you are sir!
Waiting to pounce like a frightened petrol pump attendant 😂
"We're not bound by time you and I, are we?"
Just for that, you should be considered to be The Doctor after The Doctor after next.
Shoulders back and smashing it at the Jet!
Barnard castle! Brilliant 🥸
This guy is my favourite person to make me laugh at this time in my life what can I say genuinely the funniest person for a long time awesome.. cheers
2:22 cracked me up. I love this fella
Nominative determinism…Thanks! Stealing that for some other time! 😊
another fabulous day in paradise with troy
A gentleman and a scholar! Huzza!
Shoulders back, best foot forward....have the best day!!
You bring so much joy
That was a VERY varied array of comments. Troy put in some serious prep work for this one. 👏🏼
Little in this cold, dark world gives me pleasure quite in the same way as a new Troy Hawke video!
Man I love this guy. The world needs more of you Troy!
He never disappoints. Just fabulous
Barnard Castle. You just had to didn't you! Played.
You are just brilliant 😂. Extremely witty and lightning fast with the comebacks 😂👍
“The godfather of Catterick”
“Do a wheelie”!
"A thundering ball of empathy" is now on my list.
Tip top salutations Troy - Your persona is par excellence, & magnified by your dulcet & mellifluous tone. As Master within the Greeters Guild - You remind me, Sir, so much, of Leonard Sachs (of the 'The Good Old Days'). Yet you are unique with a great plentitudinous & multitudinous set of performances, delivered with admiral ventriloquial virtuosity, coupled with some mountebankery, may I say Sir?
You absolutely may, delightful words 🫡
On a simple note, human interaction is a beautiful thing.
We seem to be moving to a machine world, yet here we have Troy bringing joy amongst the mundane day.
Bravo!
Suffra-jet!!! Shoulders back! The break on your trousers: perfect in every way :-) Thanks you Mr Flynn ;-)
This is what a gentleman is! Love it!
Marvellous work 😂😂😂
You, sir, are doing the most important doing of all.
Bless you.
And bless you again.❤
A truly admirable video
You are a truly admirable video
Nothing less than brilliant from Troy. As always. Keep up the brilliant work mate. ❤️
You don't just boost there day, you boost all of ours as well! Sterling job
One of the best and loved the friendly responses back!
The world needs more Greeters Guilders
We need a Troy at every shop doorway
1930s upper class englishman giving me a compliment would make my week tbh
Telling the lorry driver to pull a wheelie had me 😂😂😂
I want this man on every entrance on every shop on the high street!
A literary genius.. .wish I'd had a fraction of them.
Came across Troy recently, absolute genius ! Not laughed this much in a long time 😂
New York dates, woohoo! I'll be there mate.
New York? Fuck New York, what about Austria????
Such a pleasant fellow - and I would imagine very well read
very well endowed too I hear
I’d challenge anybody to watch this without smiling! This is the good side of the Internet… 😊
Love it love it love it!!! Much more please 😀👍
Life master. The demeanor is overwhelming
I see you have glasses on 😂😂😂😂😂 Excellent!
Do a wheelie 🤣🤣🤣🤣👌
Thanks Troy for bringing smile and happiness to my life 😊
Do a wheelie! 😂
This one had me in stitches. You're one in 68 million Troy hawke
I fucking love this ❤❤❤
Captain. 😂
Humanity needs a 24/7 Troy Channel
I'm 29 😂😂
your trousers are having a argument with your shoes 🤣
Just fantastic 👏
I`m a 12 & 1/2 UK
Beautiful
‘We’re not bound by time’………😂👏👏👏👏👏
Love this. Please please please do this in USA....I bet theyd love a British guy doing this. Brilliantly done.
Thank you, Thank you and Thank you! in a world that can be difficult, you are making people smile. as you once said, "Offt" atb.
And you sir have a fabulous aesthetic bathrobe
I aspire to deliver such pristine greetings.
Cap doff to you kind gent!
“You’re wasted if you’re not in combat sports” 😂
Saw this in pre roll ad, absolutely love it. What excellence in elocution
YOU’RE READY FOR A TUMBLE ON ANY TERRAIN! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Cant believe you were less than 10 miles from me and I missed the chance to cross verbal sabres ? I am without succour 😢
I was so disappointed to of missed this really rather wonderful gentleman at this my local filling station 😢 x
Troy couldn't be more of a legend if he tried.
Just heard your episode of the 'Happiness Lab' podcast and came here. Thanks for being such a fun, funny and heart warming human being.
My man is a legend, so quick with his insightful quips and amazing one liners!
I think we're all a bit scared of AI but imagine having an AI Troy greeting us every morning. That would solve a lot of the world's problems.
Your command of the English language is a thing of joy.
“I see you’re an experienced traveller”
“No, I keep getting lost”
😅😅
This just makes me smile - continuously. I've subscribed!
Im only here cause i saw the advert😂😂😂
Only just discovered this channel it is pure unadulterated joy I applaud you sir. You look just as at home outside a Primark as you would on a yacht in Monaco absolutely fabulous.
Very well endowed...
"Yes, im a 12.5 uk!!"
🤣🤣🤣
Barnard Castle comment was immense!
The legend strikes again. Please come to Wirral.....we could joust linguistically! 😀
Troy has me hitting the dictionary and thesaurus hard first thing in the morning.
Happy road trip Ma'am 🎉🚙🌄
😂😂😂😂😂........12 1/2 UK!!!!
A particularly eloquent outing for the Hawke. My two concerns: watch it with those lightning ripostes near the petrol pumps; you'll go up like a Roman candle. And be thankful you weren't wrestled to the ground for wearing a smoking jacket on the forecourt! I'm glad you were only on fire in the figurative sense in this vid.
Your hair has an adorable bounce 😂
Navigational supremecy 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
🙌🏼 I love you Troy ❤ ... Barnard Castle was pure genius 👓
Nominative determinism 🤓😂
His brain operates at speeds mere mortals can only dream of.
Class
Barnard Castle, oh i see you have glasses on. hahaha.
brilliant
“Did you find a sandwich with a desirable texture?” 😂😂😂
Your trousers are having an argument with your shoes😂
When I watch this, I feel immediately more intellectual, my vocabulary is more grandiose, and I feel an impulse to compliment someone. I tip my hat to you good sir.
' I'm a twelve and a half uk' hahaha