How To Beat The XENOMORPHS In ALIEN

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    You’re trapped on a spaceship heading back to earth and hunted down by the most dangerous monster in the galaxy, worse than the imposter in among us. Nobody is coming to help, every single crewmate is being offed, and you have no idea where it is. What do you do?
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  • @HowToBeatYT
    @HowToBeatYT  Před 3 lety +1832

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  • @TheBlakeGG
    @TheBlakeGG Před 3 lety +6725

    Cinema Summary always comes in clutch; even when you are in space hunted by xenomorphs

  • @JepexOfficial
    @JepexOfficial Před 3 lety +2171

    now this puts a smile on my face

  • @boomerwow8482
    @boomerwow8482 Před 2 lety +563

    Cinema Summary at a crosswalk with his mother: I would push my mom in front of the first car I saw. The horror of the accident would cause all of the cars to stop, so I could cross the street without fear of being hit. It's cold hearted, but you have to do whatever it takes to survive. I would do her a solid by honoring her memory and telling the jury that she was a hero.

    • @retrowavedflower5312
      @retrowavedflower5312 Před 2 lety +23

      """""Your favorite cinema summary am i right.""""""

    • @bm-ub6zc
      @bm-ub6zc Před 2 lety +17

      And the same cinema summary: "Eating dogs and slapping strippers on the butt is unethical." - We all know that someone as psychopathic as him would lie to make the audience feel comfortable.

    • @agedefyingfitness
      @agedefyingfitness Před rokem +5

      He is blunt lol

  • @jhill7009
    @jhill7009 Před 2 lety +250

    If I was the guy that found the eggs at the very beginning, I'd leave the room. Think about it. You go to a ship where there's no people but you got a call to go there. You go into a room full of giant eggs that you've never seen before. One of them starts to hatch. Who in their right mind would want to hang around for that, let alone go see what's inside the egg?

    • @Clover2a4688
      @Clover2a4688 Před 2 lety +17

      right?!? i would only look if there was a nice hard see through glass wall.

    • @twoohsimp1412
      @twoohsimp1412 Před 2 lety

      @@Clover2a4688 miko

    • @wsads420
      @wsads420 Před 2 lety +29

      And the ship pilot (talking about the alien ship) had a hole in his ribcage tha looked like it was made from the inside, huge red flag

    • @koop2.1.5
      @koop2.1.5 Před rokem

      But what about the cute baby?

    • @zizhaoxia6740
      @zizhaoxia6740 Před rokem +6

      In the alien universe proven findings of extraterrestrial artifacts would setup a lowly worker not only for life but for generations to come.

  • @lightningpenguin8937
    @lightningpenguin8937 Před 3 lety +1729

    Cat hides in a safe place. Hears engineer coming, looks at alien.
    Cat: "Servant, you have served me well."
    Leaves casually.

    • @KESTRAL23
      @KESTRAL23 Před 3 lety +37

      LOL THE CAT WAS SUSSY!!!!

    • @Oshiothecartel
      @Oshiothecartel Před 3 lety +44

      Never trust cats if they had all power the human race will sufer

    • @shaneburdette1892
      @shaneburdette1892 Před 2 lety

      Y
      E
      S

    • @liquidsleepgames3661
      @liquidsleepgames3661 Před 2 lety +2

      If house cats were the size of humans and nothing else changed we would still be looked at like food.

    • @IzDube
      @IzDube Před 2 lety +7

      @@liquidsleepgames3661 depends, they would probably be like lions which are tameable but obviously not safe

  • @unique9742
    @unique9742 Před 3 lety +482

    "Make friends with everybody on the ship and betray them all, and let them get tortured." -cinema summary, 1846

  • @tarantulagirl
    @tarantulagirl Před rokem +60

    That’s actually a really good point. I surprised none of them pointed it out. That there was only enough oxygen for them to be out of cryo for a week and there’s only enough stasis pods for the crew and Jonesy.

  • @Tamajyn69
    @Tamajyn69 Před 8 měsíci +42

    They state in the sequel that the nostromo was worth $20 million. There's houses in my city that cost more than that. Gotta love that 80's pricing lol

    • @ItsRinzler7
      @ItsRinzler7 Před 7 měsíci +4

      Well 20 in 80s is like 20 bilion today lol

    • @Gazza73482
      @Gazza73482 Před 6 měsíci

      @@ItsRinzler7 Not true at all, not even close 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣you have a very disturbingly wrong view on inflation

    • @Greedisgood-qy2ed
      @Greedisgood-qy2ed Před 4 měsíci

      @@Gazza73482 ok 6 trillions it is

    • @WebShaman01
      @WebShaman01 Před 4 měsíci

      Yes, but that could be like in crypto dollars, or something, with each one equaling millions of normal "us dollars", for example.

  • @KumiveneenKapteeni
    @KumiveneenKapteeni Před 3 lety +3808

    “I’m not sleeping in a pod with a stranger unless it’s gamora"
    I respect that

  • @ZiIIionaire
    @ZiIIionaire Před 3 lety +2312

    "Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they tasted funny."
    Therefore I should be the most funniest person in the spaceship to survive.

  • @_YourFlyIsOpen
    @_YourFlyIsOpen Před 2 lety +105

    Ash’s agenda was Weyland-Yutani’s agenda. This crew was screwed even before they came out of hyper sleep. The company knew about the alien ship on LV-426, the Nostromo was just unlucky enough to be closest to it to divert their course for Earth.

  • @dantora6669
    @dantora6669 Před 2 lety +32

    I gotta say I would never disable the artificial gravity, humans arnt exactly as adapted to scurry around on pipes etc as a Xenomorph, if it's off and your found your gonna be caught right quickly

    • @treeclimbers1416
      @treeclimbers1416 Před 2 lety +4

      Your not gonna be able to move with 280lb suit. Maybe just lower the gravity

  • @rosalie3443
    @rosalie3443 Před 3 lety +424

    "Oh no! We're being attacked by an alien parasite!"
    "Hold on. Give me 24 minutes and 51 seconds."

  • @Simplyfemalettv
    @Simplyfemalettv Před 3 lety +3948

    The funny thing about alien is that if everyone listened to Ripley, the movie would’ve been over in 30-45 mins 😂

    • @shabnamrafique7730
      @shabnamrafique7730 Před 3 lety +379

      The whole theme of the movie is when people are in a state of fear they are not thinking straight. The android was programmed by Wayland Yutani to keep the crew in a state of fear; Wayland Yutani utilised the the greed of the crew perfectly when it came to their "wages". To put it bluntly the crew was a part of a very horrible experiment performed by Wayland Yutani; they fell for it hook line and sinker and paid the price.

    • @user-jn5dh1dz3l
      @user-jn5dh1dz3l Před 3 lety +65

      He makes a lot of mistakes in these videos, i would say, this video should have been called "how to NOT defeat a xenomorph"

    • @user-jn5dh1dz3l
      @user-jn5dh1dz3l Před 3 lety +38

      Seriously, he makes so many mistakes about lore, its a necessary when you are making video of this kind.

    • @jackjon7763
      @jackjon7763 Před 3 lety +13

      Zeno morphs ignore you if you aren’t scared of them. They attack fear

    • @CatsAndTags
      @CatsAndTags Před 3 lety +10

      Ripely is my cousin’s name lol

  • @johnnybrown9581
    @johnnybrown9581 Před 9 měsíci +23

    Two things wrong with ignoring the distress signal:
    1) You'd have to sleep at night knowing it could've been someone that actually needed help
    2) Ash would probably have reported you. I also have a theory that Ash knew good and well what they were walking into, so in that case he'd try his best to convince the crew to land.

    • @rebelrouzer5318
      @rebelrouzer5318 Před 8 měsíci +6

      Ash was definitely acting under orders from WY to bring the alien back. He says this in the movie.

  • @marnix1579
    @marnix1579 Před rokem +18

    When I first saw this title all I could think was “not possible, lifeform too perfect”. I’m glad you proved your point over and over again and made it fun to listen to. 🔥🔥

  • @clunkclink9484
    @clunkclink9484 Před 3 lety +4493

    “I’m not sharing my space pod with anyone, unless it’s Gamora” now that’s what I call a pro gamer move

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache Před 3 lety +6207

    "In all seriousness even farts are dangerous in space"
    So that's why there are no Taco Bells around space

  • @shikikankillzone4239
    @shikikankillzone4239 Před 11 měsíci +28

    Imagine if the first facehugger just got cryotorched and they just went on with their lives afterwards

    • @killman369547
      @killman369547 Před 8 měsíci

      I would've lit that egg up the moment it started opening.

  • @shadowbeast2276
    @shadowbeast2276 Před 10 měsíci +7

    Causing the creature to go from super hot to cold quickly is how they killed the xenomorph in alien 3. It exploded 😁

  • @rjtheprince1944
    @rjtheprince1944 Před 3 lety +1324

    I’m surprised he actually managed to tell us a sponsor so smoothly in a damn space/alien movie

    • @Stickistupid
      @Stickistupid Před 3 lety +29

      Did not realize it was a sponser until the end of it

    • @amahlgrant
      @amahlgrant Před 3 lety +10

      @@Stickistupid I only realized after about 20 seconds in.
      (so basically just a few seconds to the end lol)

    • @rjtheprince1944
      @rjtheprince1944 Před 3 lety +2

      @EnderQuakePlayz who did I steal it from

    • @rjtheprince1944
      @rjtheprince1944 Před 3 lety +1

      Cuz I didn’t see a comment like this

    • @chaoslacroix7180
      @chaoslacroix7180 Před 3 lety +6

      If thats your definition of smooth I'd HATE to see your definition of rough.

  • @ent1pe691
    @ent1pe691 Před 3 lety +816

    I will never get old of these sponsor transitions.

  • @eunhastolemyheart6098
    @eunhastolemyheart6098 Před 2 lety +42

    What would've happened if these people had common sense and logic:
    Crewmates: *listens to Ripley and leaves Alien outside.*
    *End credits*

    • @mosesgozdiff2268
      @mosesgozdiff2268 Před 2 lety +6

      ash would never have listened though and probably do anything in his power to get the alien for studying. 90% of the time, everyone was using common sense and logic. They probably would have survived the whole movie if ash wasn't involved.

    • @kennyleung9909
      @kennyleung9909 Před 2 lety

      But then there would be no movie. 🥺

    • @GavinScrimgeour
      @GavinScrimgeour Před rokem

      No Prometheus either, or would there be?

  • @Biohazrd_
    @Biohazrd_ Před 9 měsíci +5

    4:56 Xenomorph took my wine.

  • @JugglerEditz
    @JugglerEditz Před 3 lety +1550

    i love how he said that "I would literally sacrifice every human on this ship before Mr whiskers."

    • @dreadlord2466
      @dreadlord2466 Před 3 lety +83

      Every sane person would do the same

    • @rafahugoadipramana3527
      @rafahugoadipramana3527 Před 3 lety +13

      @@dreadlord2466 bruh wtf? U good bro???

    • @graygranola2051
      @graygranola2051 Před 3 lety +64

      Did you know there are 800 species of Hermit crab and they live up to more than 30 years! Hermit crabs can start to hibernate below 68 degrees.Hermit crabs are anomuran decapod crustaceans of the superfamily paguroidea that have adapted to occupy empty scavenged mollusc shells to protect their fragile exoskeletons. Hermit crabs have a pair of claws and two pairs of walking legs. Hermit crabs don't bite but they do pinch when they pinch they feel threatened so back up in order of defense.

    • @scizorx8223
      @scizorx8223 Před 3 lety +40

      Any sane person would agree.

    • @thatrandomsquad1418
      @thatrandomsquad1418 Před 3 lety +15

      I saw that as soon as he sad I laughed my ass off

  • @Expired_porkchops
    @Expired_porkchops Před 3 lety +612

    I didn't even realize it was a sponsorship until halfway through when my thought process was "wait a minute, why would we give aliens wine?"

  • @christopherjones5700
    @christopherjones5700 Před 10 měsíci +3

    "Why don't they freeze him" was mentioned by that one character like 30 times after Kane was brought on board, and its ridiculous that no one listened to him , because here you are explaining in perfect detail why that would have been the best possible solution. Granted his mindset was that they'd "cure him later" so he was right for the wrong reasons, but even his own rationale is far more solid than just letting Kane sit in quarantine letting the facehugger do whatever it wants.

    • @timemonkey
      @timemonkey Před 10 měsíci +3

      Because the medical officer, the one who would get to decide if they froze him, was actively protecting the Alien. He knew the whole time what was happening to Kane. There's even a shot where you can see the chestburster on a monitor when Ripley confronts him about breaking quarantine that he tries to hide.

  • @jam130279
    @jam130279 Před rokem +9

    I was thinking....If a xenomorph's blood is acid, what would happen if you were able to inject or shoot a super strong base into it? Would it be like mixing vinegar and baking soda? Would it neutralize the acidic nature of the blood? Would it possibly act as a poison to kill it? I don't know what would happen but it was an interesting thought.

    • @kingol4801
      @kingol4801 Před 11 měsíci +6

      The blood is not acidic.
      BUT it becomes an acid when it contact to air.
      Akin to our stomach. Our stomach does not secrete pure acid (the glans would melt themselves) It secretes two different components from different glands, and only when mixed together they form an acid.

    • @mazsax999
      @mazsax999 Před 7 měsíci +1

      But like, how do you get close enough to a Xeno to pierce its skin safely? At that point, just sever it's head!

  • @lunatic7532
    @lunatic7532 Před 3 lety +716

    3:08
    "We humans should be scared of aliens because we think they will treat us like we treat animals"
    Cinema Summary spitting straight facts here

    • @horserage
      @horserage Před 3 lety +2

      Not really though? Xenobio goes a bit deeper then that.

    • @humanformofthehundredemoji1984
      @humanformofthehundredemoji1984 Před 3 lety +15

      And that's even true because the scientist's will do painful experiments to study the aliens

    • @Little_Compy
      @Little_Compy Před 3 lety +4

      Xenophobia is fun

    • @nickvogt6392
      @nickvogt6392 Před 3 lety +2

      Go vegan

    • @bobw1678
      @bobw1678 Před 3 lety +12

      It's natural human behavior to project your own behavior on others. Combine that with a distinct lack of empathy for anyone, the toxic echo chamber that is social media, and the actual media constantly yelling in our ears that "the other side" is responsible for everything wrong in the world....is it any wonder were so divided?

  • @critical_crunch
    @critical_crunch Před 3 lety +445

    Bro I didn’t even notice that we transitioned into a commercial this was so enveloping.

  • @nexus8796
    @nexus8796 Před rokem +6

    I've always wondered why the escape pod only holds 3 when the main ship requires more than that to operate. We all know what happened on the titanic.

    • @kingol4801
      @kingol4801 Před 11 měsíci +1

      Yes. But never underestimate the hold of capitalistic companies on the law making.
      Corruption exists, you know. For a company that earns BILLIONS per single trip of that vessel….. They can buy their own country and instate whatever labor laws they deem necessary for their cost-cutting goals.
      I would not be surprised if the crew members sign some airtight NDAs etc.

  • @edumekation2931
    @edumekation2931 Před 2 lety +5

    Your point about the Alien being a threat to the cargo and the ship itself is a very good one.
    Even from the company's perspective its more prudent to log the location of the signal, have the refinery ship come back, and it turn send a "rescue" crew to the location of the signal.

    • @SiegeTF
      @SiegeTF Před 11 měsíci

      We know that, and the Company may begrudgingly be forced to accept that, but then they'd just try again with some other poor schmucks. The Engineer's spore tech is greater than Mjolnir in regards to being both a tool and a weapon, and they'll stop at nothing for it.
      Yes, they can declare themselves the sole proprietors of the galaxy with the threat of an unfortunate Xenomorph infestation on every colony, but on the other hand they can grow interstellar spaceships out of the ground.
      Creepy, phallic interstellar spaceships, but still.

  • @sheegs1
    @sheegs1 Před 3 lety +327

    Cinema Summary waking up in the morning;
    “Studies show that most deaths happen after the person has gotten out of bed, it’s way too much of a risk”

    • @aidang7182
      @aidang7182 Před 3 lety +3

      idk if that’s actually true since you know, most people die naturally and that’s on a death bed

  • @killthislove5782
    @killthislove5782 Před 3 lety +154

    The moment I know there's an alien on the ship I'm grabbing the cat and putting myself back into cryosleep, there's no way I'm going to be dealing with that

    • @ddhsosakakan1756
      @ddhsosakakan1756 Před 3 lety +9

      @@Emjayyyy Ripley and the cat were the only survivors.

    • @johnlucas2838
      @johnlucas2838 Před 3 lety +1

      @@Emjayyyy Cat got sucked out into space

    • @playerstation5624
      @playerstation5624 Před 3 lety +5

      I really don't think that going to help i mean the alien could kill you while your in cryosleep or maybe i wrong

    • @lordvalinar774
      @lordvalinar774 Před 3 lety +5

      @@playerstation5624 Oh definitely. They're extremely intelligent. Could sabotage your pod, straight up break into it or sabotage the ship's life support system itself (Xenos don't need to breath *as far as I know*, they can survive in outer space for long periods of time).

    • @lightningpenguin8937
      @lightningpenguin8937 Před 3 lety

      @@johnlucas2838 did we see the cat fly out?

  • @keepgoing7533
    @keepgoing7533 Před 6 měsíci +1

    I like how 2:24 has the most gentle touchdown and yet the cockpit goes into utter chaos.

  • @L1da77
    @L1da77 Před 11 měsíci +5

    Man, I'm sorry for everyone that's around you in an emergency situation. Everyone is disposable as long as you survive.

  • @xphonzkennythephoman5856
    @xphonzkennythephoman5856 Před 3 lety +316

    I legit cannot get over how smooth these transitions to an ad are so good

    • @madcuzbad6003
      @madcuzbad6003 Před 3 lety +12

      They’re so smooth I don’t skip them out of respect to how clean it was.

    • @onionman9563
      @onionman9563 Před 3 lety +2

      @@madcuzbad6003 same

    • @skinnyboi6488
      @skinnyboi6488 Před 3 lety +1

      I don’t skip them cuz it’s smooth it’s not too long and he gets right back to the video

    • @freetime4044
      @freetime4044 Před 3 lety

      Yea it’s so smooth I watch the whole thing

  • @Shatpixel
    @Shatpixel Před 3 lety +758

    "This has got to be the most scarriest gender reveal parties ever"
    Now thats true fact's

    • @coreyeverett5500
      @coreyeverett5500 Před 3 lety +15

      Person who caused the wildfires: "Finally, a worthy opponent. Our battle shall be legendary!"

    • @benedict0902
      @benedict0902 Před 3 lety +13

      Florida families be like: write that down, WRITE THAT DOWN

    • @diavolojaegar
      @diavolojaegar Před 3 lety +3

      @@benedict0902 oh no the babies will now pop up on the wife's chest and cause serious wildfire

    • @tatianablackthorn2528
      @tatianablackthorn2528 Před 3 lety +1

      @@benedict0902 As someone whose been born and raised here in Florida, I can admit that's true xD

  • @schwupdi9836
    @schwupdi9836 Před 2 lety +5

    This guy: Gives a perfect method to deal with the problem
    The crew: Does something extremely stupid and 6 people die

  • @scottwoodward7103
    @scottwoodward7103 Před rokem +1

    7:00 This is a great example of how you avoid the old horror "why are you going into the basement??" cliche of characters doing stupid things so the plot can happen and bad things take place. Ripley makes the right call here. And the science officer ignores her. Later in the movie you learn the science officer is an evil android ordered by the company to get the alien back for analysis, all crew members expendable. So you literally have the hero making the intelligent decision but forces they are not yet aware of undermine their efforts. That's good storytelling. It lets the bad stuff happen without compromising the intelligence of the people fighting the bad thing.

    • @scottwoodward7103
      @scottwoodward7103 Před rokem

      Another thing evolution might tell us. The acid blood strongly implies the creature is from a world that lacks any significant volume of water. Sulfuric Acid is hypothesized as being capable of serving the same basic biological fiunction as water does to most life on Earth because it has many of the same qualities with the obvious exception that the organism needs to be a extremophile that can survive the acid bath.

  • @nyc_dyllimit1730
    @nyc_dyllimit1730 Před 3 lety +799

    " Im not sharing my sleeping pod with a stranger for 10 months unless its Gamora" 😂

    • @helixmoore7636
      @helixmoore7636 Před 3 lety +19

      Ill share with Ripley.

    • @raidenmaximofftaylorsversi9906
      @raidenmaximofftaylorsversi9906 Před 3 lety +22

      @@helixmoore7636 ill share with nebula

    • @rock2264
      @rock2264 Před 3 lety +34

      ill share with shrek (stop mentioning my name im changing it)

    • @_GaroTL
      @_GaroTL Před 3 lety +7

      @@rock2264 Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well.

    • @rock2264
      @rock2264 Před 3 lety +4

      @@_GaroTL yeah shrek let me in his swamp when im in trouble in forest

  • @jobistrange1668
    @jobistrange1668 Před 3 lety +889

    "I'm not sharing my sleeping pod with a stranger unless it's Gamora" ah, I see you are a man of culture as well

    • @UnknwnChronic
      @UnknwnChronic Před 3 lety +13

      No, she’s a badass that’s why and maybe a hint of culture

    • @KiyoBlackwellEnjoyer
      @KiyoBlackwellEnjoyer Před 3 lety

      @Vinny 0 true

    • @izawa9211
      @izawa9211 Před 3 lety

      @Vinny 0 why tho

    • @jamespingal2809
      @jamespingal2809 Před 3 lety +2

      @Vinny 0 I mean, dating stargo- I mean starlord is a stepping stone for her to be soft and nice to others so I hopefully think she will spare cinema

    • @michagabo8819
      @michagabo8819 Před 3 lety +1

      When things were at their very worst:
      2 Suns, Cross in the sky, 2 comets will collide = don`t be afraid - repent, accept Lord`s Hand of Mercy.
      Scientists will say it was a global illusion.
      Beaware - Jesus will never walk in flesh again.
      After WW3 - rise of the “ man of peace“ from the East = Antichrist - the most powerful, popular, charismatic and influential leader of all time. Many miracles will be attributed to him. He will imitate Jesus in every conceivable way.
      Don`t trust „pope“ Francis = the False Prophet
      - will seem to rise from the dead
      - will unite all Christian Churches and all Religions as one.
      One World Religion = the seat of the Antichrist.
      Benedict XVI is the last true pope - will be accused of a crime of which he is totally innocent.
      The time for the schism in the Church is almost here and you must get prepared now
      Tuesday, 20 March 2012
      The Book of Truth

  • @hungunicorn3617
    @hungunicorn3617 Před 2 lety +4

    Cat: “don’t u have situational awareness or peripheral vision?!”
    Hooman: “huh?…”

  • @tigretactico2251
    @tigretactico2251 Před 7 měsíci +6

    The fastest and easiest way to beat the xenomorphs is to ignore the distress signal coming from the infested ship and or colony

  • @spaghettirobinson1231
    @spaghettirobinson1231 Před 3 lety +1059

    “I’m not sleeping in a pod with a stranger unless it’s gamora “😂

  • @thememeestfilmbuff
    @thememeestfilmbuff Před 3 lety +358

    *Cinema Summary could literally witness someone’s stomach exploding* and his first thought would be.....
    “Should‘ve used better protection.”

  • @Jiten122
    @Jiten122 Před 11 měsíci

    I'm so glad I found your channel. I really enjoyed

  • @imyerpepper
    @imyerpepper Před 9 měsíci +2

    Another thing you forgot: if you're in an area with flashing blue lights or any other strobe light effect going on, it's probably there, too.

  • @iqnore865
    @iqnore865 Před 3 lety +220

    I swear his ad transitions are next level

  • @loonemist
    @loonemist Před 3 lety +90

    "How would you beat the alien?"
    Simply say no. He can't kill you without your consent.

    • @equinaxr1314
      @equinaxr1314 Před 3 lety +15

      Imagine a cannibal tries to kill you and you say "NO!"

    • @perhaps1131
      @perhaps1131 Před 3 lety +12

      Imagine an earthquake and you just say no
      Earthquake: understandable, have a good day

    • @lightningpenguin8937
      @lightningpenguin8937 Před 3 lety +11

      Imagine falling to your death, but you say no.
      Gravity: understandable, have a good day.

  • @lonelyfriday6022
    @lonelyfriday6022 Před 2 lety

    I loved this video! Keep up the good work

  • @thebrittaniondragon6183
    @thebrittaniondragon6183 Před rokem +1

    Teflon, used in space suits, 07:33 we see the acid burn through a boot, of one of the suits, now that tells me that this acid is strong enough or reactive enough to burn through it, or just that their wasn't enough Teflon in the boot

  • @dbobobob4952
    @dbobobob4952 Před 3 lety +122

    "Help we're being attacked by an alien parasite"
    "Hold up 24 min and 51 seconds"

  • @nyaa6116
    @nyaa6116 Před 3 lety +195

    The ad transition is so smooth...

  • @josephirgang6470
    @josephirgang6470 Před rokem

    This is such a unique and awesome video idea. Good work.

  • @MrMonkeyman754
    @MrMonkeyman754 Před 2 lety +5

    What about surviving on a planet that's been infected by the xenos? Like a colony. Would be cool to see you do a video for that situation since theres movies about them invading a colony :), Love your content btw!

    • @Vittrich
      @Vittrich Před 8 měsíci +1

      You simply dont survive it, no matter how many nonsense he is putting out there in those videos. In Aliens a whole Colony and a Colonial Marine Troop was nothing for the Xenos and only Ripleys Plottarmor saved the day. because she never would have reached the Hivepart with the Queen in it, because multiple Xenos from different angles are no joke.

  • @SlothLicker
    @SlothLicker Před 3 lety +595

    “A lie is more convincing when it’s true”
    ~cinemasummary

  • @wolfbane7497
    @wolfbane7497 Před 3 lety +508

    Man any horror movie monster would have truly met their match if they kidnapped you.

    • @grace_the_gaming_animator_5500
      @grace_the_gaming_animator_5500 Před 3 lety +15

      Yeah! He knows it all!

    • @motionsickmilsim8879
      @motionsickmilsim8879 Před 3 lety +41

      I doubt it, since he sometimes mentions on videos that he isn't THAT brave to try some of the tactics he suggests. +, there's the problem of stress. But he would probably put up a good fight
      Edit: typo

    • @lekatamur4451
      @lekatamur4451 Před 3 lety +20

      Just imagine the alien getting on the ship and then seeing cinema summary there and it goes “nah man not worth it i better find another host”

    • @motionsickmilsim8879
      @motionsickmilsim8879 Před 3 lety +30

      @Ghosty NY ah yes, the random "stfu" or "who asked". Making a comment is grounds for being told to shut up now?
      Edit: Also nice liking your own comment lmao

    • @weepingwalnut
      @weepingwalnut Před 3 lety +18

      @Ghosty NY would you please stop spamming this under every single comment you annoying dit.

  • @brootal4234
    @brootal4234 Před 2 lety +2

    CS brings up a good point. Let’s say there were survivors they rescued. What would they use for cryosleep on their return to earth?

  • @zeeteajuu
    @zeeteajuu Před 2 lety +2

    Your say on alien life in this part 3:06 actually makes sense. Once aliens that have advanced technology would look at us as wild animals. Just like when I played spore I destroyed a lot of livable planets for fun and I think they might do that also. Which is pretty scary to think.

    • @Khronos12
      @Khronos12 Před 9 měsíci

      This part bothered me immensely. Humanity is capable of interstellar travel, and apparently it’s common and cheap enough that mining corporations send ships light years away to tow material back to Earth.
      The humanity of the Alien universe are not lightweights in tech. It’s pragmatic to be cautious, but to automatically assume that any other alien civilization is capable of wiping us out with ease is an outdated estimation of Humanities capabilities in the Alien universe.

  • @springthemothpimpsimp5654
    @springthemothpimpsimp5654 Před 3 lety +2154

    fun fact about the chestburster scene: the actors actually didn't know the chestburster was gonna come out of him. it was a surprise made by the directors/whatever to get a genuine reaction out of them. it's hilarious.

    • @FaceFamous
      @FaceFamous Před 3 lety +176

      Which was the best call. I remember him saying that he wanted a genuine surprise

    • @romanimations7108
      @romanimations7108 Před 3 lety +125

      I heard bout that too. I heard the other female member of the crew actually fainted.

    • @sashagrey5001
      @sashagrey5001 Před 2 lety +21

      Didn't we all know this 10 years ago?

    • @ultimatetrashboy419
      @ultimatetrashboy419 Před 2 lety +74

      @@sashagrey5001 still a cool fact

    • @TheShapeIsCrazy
      @TheShapeIsCrazy Před 2 lety +34

      Are you serious? 😂 They basically got pranked!

  • @AkinsoftSB
    @AkinsoftSB Před 3 lety +346

    Among us before Among us

  • @BillabongWannabe
    @BillabongWannabe Před rokem +1

    I know this was a super scary film when it came out, but when Captain Dallas gets attacked by the alien in the air shaft the alien looks like it just wants a hug and that always makes me chuckle

  • @Mattafang
    @Mattafang Před 2 lety +6

    "Hey, should we go check out that signal?"
    "Nah"
    "Ok"
    *ROLL CREDITS*

  • @GoranimTV
    @GoranimTV Před 3 lety +233

    Man. The sponsor break was smooth af

    • @renderina1043
      @renderina1043 Před 3 lety +4

      Ikr and have a damn good day

    • @klching4741
      @klching4741 Před 3 lety +1

      No kidding, I didn’t even notice it til I see your post.

    • @MinusZaxis
      @MinusZaxis Před 3 lety +1

      Ikr, i didn't even skip it

  • @alexcrane8212
    @alexcrane8212 Před 3 lety +725

    "This has to be the craziest gender reveal party, I've ever seen"
    I laughed so hard at that

  • @mikecooper5780
    @mikecooper5780 Před rokem +1

    I love this breakdown ! So good ! Haha

  • @keepthemetalflowing
    @keepthemetalflowing Před rokem

    Great video! Just remind me never to get stranded with you hahahaha (20:47)

  • @popsthetinywitch
    @popsthetinywitch Před 3 lety +258

    When he pulled out the gender reveal party joke I died

  • @duskssj4704
    @duskssj4704 Před 3 lety +153

    Cinema Summary comment section in a nutshell:
    “That was a smooth sponsor”
    (Random quote said during video)
    “Have a damn good day”
    (Character does something normal) “And that was his biggest mistake”

    • @bitebackbunny
      @bitebackbunny Před 3 lety +12

      don't forget the "that was his biggest mistake" memes

    • @Dr._Bo
      @Dr._Bo Před 3 lety +2

      And that little 0.01% of the original/mixed up

    • @eat00002
      @eat00002 Před 3 lety

      how dare you forget (something related to movie eg. xenomorph is imposter i saw him vent)

    • @duskssj4704
      @duskssj4704 Před 3 lety

      @@bitebackbunny ah true

  • @aydenmosley8347
    @aydenmosley8347 Před 2 lety

    I love how smooth the transition to the sponsor is

  • @bruhlord1118
    @bruhlord1118 Před 2 lety

    once again, the sponsorship that is subtly placed in there never ceases to amaze me.

  • @darkstone_official_2427
    @darkstone_official_2427 Před 3 lety +1388

    Alien: Attacks man.
    Crew: Yeah, let's bring it back.
    Alien: Implants something in the host.
    Crew: This is fine.
    Alien: Dies after implanting said unidentified object in its host.
    Crew: Still no problem here.
    Man: Dies from alien chest buster.
    Crew:....alright...we MIIIIGHT have a problem.

    • @tyresethompson5450
      @tyresethompson5450 Před 3 lety +5

      Y

    • @tyresethompson5450
      @tyresethompson5450 Před 3 lety +3

      ,

    • @leonidbaishev2221
      @leonidbaishev2221 Před 2 lety +16

      it's the first time they've seen this alien. How could they know, they didn't watch the movie

    • @CC-uy9wp
      @CC-uy9wp Před 2 lety +68

      @@leonidbaishev2221 You still don't see the issue? They've went against protocol the entire time.
      But this movie is kind of dumb because the main "hidden" protocol was to bring the alien to Earth using the android as the captain..OK so why didn't the multi billion company use all androids for the mission???
      Now they have their entire ship of valuable cargo gone.

    • @boaster012
      @boaster012 Před 2 lety +12

      @@CC-uy9wp The main mission wasn't recovering the xenomorph, it was just "mining". Nor this was the only crew in space, all the WY ships had their main missions, but with the hidden alien protocol IF one of them happened to find the alien race.

  • @BartholomewHiggins816
    @BartholomewHiggins816 Před 3 lety +1446

    "this has gota be the most scariest gender reveal party ever" - CinemaSumary-2021

    • @zyroniks1093
      @zyroniks1093 Před 3 lety +13

      LMFAO

    • @madkirk7431
      @madkirk7431 Před 3 lety +8

      @@zyroniks1093 LMFAOSHIRITSAGROBADTAFD

    • @Asertix357
      @Asertix357 Před 3 lety +15

      There are no good gender reveal parties.

    • @superepic9336
      @superepic9336 Před 3 lety +5

      @@Asertix357 basically the ball that will make the color will hit some one or the color will be green or somethin

    • @MarisZadinans
      @MarisZadinans Před 3 lety +1

      @@Asertix357 why

  • @pixeltobi9080
    @pixeltobi9080 Před 2 lety +2

    The fact that the cat was the one who made the smartest moves just like my cat

  • @alexiendeluxe
    @alexiendeluxe Před rokem

    An amazing synopsis on what do to! :)

  • @boogrs55
    @boogrs55 Před 3 lety +340

    alien: *chillin
    *cinema summary base solo starts*
    alien: *sweats profusely*

  • @seoul5828
    @seoul5828 Před 3 lety +170

    That sponsor transition was so smooth

    • @daggerfly0087
      @daggerfly0087 Před 3 lety +3

      Do we even need to say that anymore, they're ALWAYS smooth

    • @xkillerxv2579
      @xkillerxv2579 Před 3 lety

      @@daggerfly0087 Fax

    • @pengu3435
      @pengu3435 Před 3 lety

      It always is

    • @PEN07
      @PEN07 Před 3 lety

      To smooth my guy

    • @PlasDoesGames
      @PlasDoesGames Před 3 lety

      Bruh it’s so clean then he brings it back to the movie

  • @theclarkmaster3642
    @theclarkmaster3642 Před 2 lety

    The facehugger effects are some of the best looking special effects I’ve seen.

  • @typhoon6613
    @typhoon6613 Před 2 lety

    This is what I’ve been waiting for

  • @aerikbravo6687
    @aerikbravo6687 Před 3 lety +93

    Cat: Hisses
    Cinema summary: “you see this is exactly what you want to do!”

  • @kremitkool5142
    @kremitkool5142 Před 3 lety +542

    13:25
    "In evolution the larger the head the larger the brain."
    T.Rex: hold my walnut

    • @sportsavant2937
      @sportsavant2937 Před 3 lety +17

      A T Rex might be super intelligent but we don't know that because they went extinct long before humans came to be. As much as we can gain from fossils there are still a tons we don't know about them or the dinosaurs in general.

    • @toastedgraymonds2744
      @toastedgraymonds2744 Před 3 lety +17

      @Cheeseburger Cow simply, yes you are

    • @azure3354
      @azure3354 Před 3 lety +4

      @Cheeseburger Cow yes, for now

    • @novethskie
      @novethskie Před 3 lety +9

      We monkey Smart together

    • @slavoisheir4129
      @slavoisheir4129 Před 3 lety +2

      Reptiles are not so smort

  • @blacknoir6942
    @blacknoir6942 Před rokem

    Thank you,, I'll try it tonight

  • @birdsonbread9363
    @birdsonbread9363 Před 2 lety +1

    Dude. This is my favorite franchise of all time. So yeah I may or may not kelp all these plans in mind lol

  • @racism4lifee
    @racism4lifee Před 3 lety +237

    Meanwhile in a planet where the xenomorphs exist "how to beat cinema summary"

  • @neckbackcripplinganxietyattack

    This is a perfect way to watch this film without being completely traumatised

    • @jaidizzle7661
      @jaidizzle7661 Před 3 lety +4

      true

    • @wisenotwise2676
      @wisenotwise2676 Před 3 lety +6

      People get traumatized? Seriously?

    • @HugoIsAHugo
      @HugoIsAHugo Před 3 lety +21

      @@wisenotwise2676 if you are a kid, easily scared or have trauma then yeah

    • @helpme5150
      @helpme5150 Před 3 lety +5

      Nah, actually watch it it’s an amazing movie

    • @aloecat8187
      @aloecat8187 Před 3 lety +12

      Horror movies make me anxious, as they’re supposed to, but I have an anxiety disorder so I can’t watch them without feeling terrible for days. I still love horror as a whole, though, so these videos are absolutely perfect for that

  • @survivingdepression9587
    @survivingdepression9587 Před 6 měsíci +1

    OMG that is Bilbo Baggins LOL. Great video bro

  • @accalls3845
    @accalls3845 Před 2 lety +1

    you really need to make part 2 of this

  • @gamehive8025
    @gamehive8025 Před 3 lety +67

    Me when cinema summary uploads : today is gonna be a damn good day .

  • @kaeylamalloy62
    @kaeylamalloy62 Před 3 lety +126

    Dude your ad transitions are a work of art

    • @kassandrasalmon685
      @kassandrasalmon685 Před 3 lety

      It’s always smooth af

    • @prettyboyjay432
      @prettyboyjay432 Před 3 lety

      I thought I was watching the video still and the wine was really a weapon😅

    • @simj202
      @simj202 Před 3 lety

      @Sigurd Blergh Blergh It's gotten to a point where I genuinely find shitpost ads much more entertaining than smooth transitions.

    • @simj202
      @simj202 Před 3 lety

      @Sigurd Blergh Blergh Only if the ads are CZcams designated, not the ones in their videos. They get commissions from you visiting the links they provide, if I'm not wrong.

  • @kingstonian7066
    @kingstonian7066 Před 2 lety +1

    This is very deep good stuff 👏 👍

  • @schools6555
    @schools6555 Před rokem +2

    The whole crew of the Nostromo was just misunderstanding the Xenomorph. It only wanted to talk about the bonus situation!!

  • @justAnna3680
    @justAnna3680 Před 3 lety +118

    lol from the moment I saw the cat I knew he would have a plan to sacrifice it.

    • @B4SIC.
      @B4SIC. Před 3 lety

      @Zain Qureshi why the no

    • @lightningpenguin8937
      @lightningpenguin8937 Před 3 lety

      Me: Looks at dead corpse. We could use that.
      Crewmate: Just use the cat.
      Me: you, or the corpse?
      Crewmate: Sorry.

  • @jermyleocampo288
    @jermyleocampo288 Před 3 lety +265

    is nobody gonna mention how good this guy is at making a smooth transition to an ad

    • @evanbelton1297
      @evanbelton1297 Před 3 lety +3

      because that is why we watch youtube videos, seamless transitions into ads. *sigh* I swear there are more and more mindless sheep each day.

    • @humanlettuce7422
      @humanlettuce7422 Před 3 lety +10

      @@evanbelton1297 We watch yt vids because of the title and content, not the ads.

    • @evanbelton1297
      @evanbelton1297 Před 3 lety

      @@humanlettuce7422 good. let's keep it that way shall we? because an ad should not be the most referenced part of a video. it speaks poorly of the creator.

    • @humanlettuce7422
      @humanlettuce7422 Před 3 lety +7

      @@evanbelton1297 not really. It was just a very silky transition and it’s not like it’s the only thing talked about.

    • @joshu3780
      @joshu3780 Před 3 lety

      Jesus chill guys it was just a good transition ok? That’s shows that HE did the transition and he is good if anything

  • @shawnwhite6236
    @shawnwhite6236 Před 11 měsíci +1

    First, I'd likely be Parker or Brett out of all the archetypes. Secondly, the plan they come up with to trap the Xeno is honestly the best thing you could do, short of ditching the ship and your crew members. You'd need to be sneaky beyond all recognition, activate the shuttle without notice, bypass 'mother' for access, all while the PA is on and reporting the activity to the rest of the ship, with your remaining crew members hearing it. So I think that would be just as tricky to do as catching and killing the Xeno. You can't sleep, or hide in a room and wait until you cave from cabin fever or wait until the Xeno finds a way in and kills you anyways. So again, finding the Xeno and blowing it into outer space IS the only thing you can collectively do. You don't have many options and using the cat as bait, wouldn't work because the Xeno wasn't interested in it anyways (see the scene where it knocks the cat in it's carrier away after looking at it) and again, it's a smart creature and knows the true enemy, and what it stands to gain from the remaining crew. Lol typing this just makes me feel as hopeless as if I were really experiencing it. Between Parker and Brett, I likely would've been volunteered to find the cat. Here is where I would deviate from the script, I wouldn't have stood there while the Xeno lunged over me, I would have ran (granted I could do so quickly enough). Truth is, I'd likely be a casualty of this movie, not a survivor.

  • @marlonestrella8105
    @marlonestrella8105 Před rokem +1

    It’s game over man!

  • @12medical
    @12medical Před 3 lety +102

    23:56 “The Alien has snuck onto the *Escape shuttle* and there is *no escape.”*

  • @kyokajirou9733
    @kyokajirou9733 Před 3 lety +165

    "If I found out an Alien was f###ing my friend in the face"
    Not me wheezing uncomfortably

    • @kyokajirou9733
      @kyokajirou9733 Před 3 lety

      @@Emjayyyy not sorry my tablet likes auto correcting alot.

  • @invisiman1250
    @invisiman1250 Před 2 lety

    this movie was great i rlly like how you summarised this movie