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I made the worst engine in ATG's Engine Simulator
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- čas přidán 14. 08. 2024
- I hate it.
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00:00 Start
00:21 Slow-mo
00:55 Dyno run
01:15 Shifting gears and top speed
02:06 Idle
Slime Dice
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The 𓂸5 engine goes hard.
Haha 😂
LOL
💀
Yo this has me dying man
Top 5 Engine configs:
5 Inline
4 v
3 boxer/flat
2 radial
1 drake
Those connecting rods are forged from pure hopes and dreams
Facts🤣
No cap
Fax machine
They're made of thoughts and prayers
Dude you just made my night with this one
After I, V, Λ, W, rotary and radial engines, now we have upside-down T engines.
plus vibration must be wild
@L'essaim Ducati
@L'essaim Moto guzzi
Do you mean engines like the DB-605 with Λ-engine?
@@Simon_r2600 yeah, classic inverted V12 engine used by some Messerschmitt aircraft
You do realized that,and upside down t like this one mmmmm is a bit funny when you takes a closer look hint:(boys) lol
I can imagine this engine having like 3 oil pumps just to lubricate all cylinders
Just make it two stroke, oil in the petrol as God intended.
@@ano_nym so this is a Trabant performance engine then
Imagine the heat...
There are engines with two oil pumps and they are V or in-line models.
I’m more concerned about the fact that this thing revs to 11k rpm
it's made of virtually indestructible internals.
@@ronindebeatrice Indestructimonium. Forged. A new element discovered in North Korea a few years ago. It has to be smuggled out in the butts of dissidents. Expensive and Rare.
@@ronindebeatrice the greatest material of them all
Pure renderium
@@Invizive Hahahahaha
Imagine having an engine made of it IRL in 3022
This thing so fast that when a part just a lil part comes a bit lose....it will get your car into space or literally just make a hole in it also this thing should be HOT
Absurd math problems be like:
Now find x
@PICKLE CREW you gotta use the formula of y=x½+3
666th like
@@PICKLECREW There it is
the problem be like: tyler has to drive his clapped out civic to the store. How much torque does he need to lift a banana?
Kinda odd that it goes from V8 sounding to flat six sounding
Its because this engine is a mix of 2 cyl boxer that Has that Sharp bike sound and 3 cyk inline that Has inline 6 kinda sound and at high revs they just mix together
And sometimes it just sounds like an ass faring violently
I had a Kowalski Berserker with a blown out muffler that sounded like this. Absolutely savage. Rode that thing till the cylinders needs to be re - bored or replaced. Vroooooom , Vroooooom !!!!
The inline 3 helps with that.
The cross 5
I've rarely heard an engine that imitate this closely the sound of a fart 😂
Afterall, it's still air that's mooving
Bro u never seen a straight piped civic 😂
Then your fart has a great sound!
Dude when it lets off the throttle it's LITERALLY the giant fart meme
1:39 this part exactly.
If somebody could get this exact sound into a roadster it would be freaking amazing
yes
All it takes is a header, and the proper firing order.
Or like and older Porsche
Swapping a 2gr fe into a roadster then
Sounds like an AF riced car, so no.
its actually quite a cool sound because it idles like a big v8, then morphs into an inline 6
Riiight around 3k RPM it goes from V8 to inline six.
Decel sounds like a big twin harley
@@davidzuniga4797 yupp
despite being neither
This has no right sounding as good as it does.
You'd need an aircraft hangar's worth of space to change the conrods, and you wouldn't be able to fit under most bridges. At least it sounds great though
Wait imagine somehow configuring it to fit under a car lengthwise
That extra long piston rod gotta be made of some martian material to be that strong
It’ll fit in a miata though
@@sebastianfry7813 interesting name
@@SebastianWoodard yours is pretty nice too bossman
I want that, with its I3 portion sticking out the bonnet, higher than my roof!
The two cylinders on the bottom go to the normal exhaust location, and the three on top have a pace style header that makes them wine like a supercharger.
Hey dude, wich one's your car?
-see that large ass spike over there?
Yeah
-thoose are cylinders 2 3 and 4
WHAT THE FU_????!!!
@@Ferrari255GTO One of a kind, mate. More fun than a Subaru EJ!
@@De19thKingJulion can't deny that!
Preferably air cooled with massive cooling fins.
But why does it sound kinda good tho
It sounds like grinding gears
sounds like farts
Sounds like racing engine, and not like many of the other engines on this platform.
Cant make a bad sounding 5 cylinder
It sounds like an old ford transit diesel
You laugh, but those three vertical cylinders are the most efficient cylinders you've ever seen
They got some rod flexing btw 😬
it may occure just a little bit in mid 10k’s xDDD
@@matiasdun6599 lmfao imagine how much that rod weighs
@@a_random_youtube_channel6966 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The slowmo would be really interesting 😅
Y'all joke but those three vertical cylinders are actually exactly how mega container ship engines are designed for exactly that reason: extreme efficiency. I've heard that the wartsilla RTA96 2 stroke ship engine is the most efficient motor ever built. It gets over 50% thermal efficiency, and has a theoretical peak thermal efficiency near 60%
You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
BTW, if the inline 3 portion is a regular 120 degree crank, you can turn this into a far less scuffed inline 5. All you'd have to do is set cylinders 1 and 5 to reach TDC or BDC together, but be on opposite strokes (IE one on compression, the other on exhaust) while the middle 3 cylinders run as a normal inline 3 (but probably with a 2-4-3, 4-2-3, or 3-4-2 firing order instead of 2-3-4 or 4-3-2 for smoothness or whatever)
Seems like any firing order in an I-3 would end up being sequential.
It's supposed to be stupid but ok
that actually sounds beautiful. kinda sounds like a dino v6
To make it even worse you could try to make the piston rods of the side cylinders only a fraction longer than the excentricity of the crank. That way it should run nice and uneven and might even get stuck under the right conditions. If both has the same length it will definitely get stuck.
the new engine configuration, the ⊥-5
during the first part of the dyno run, the engine sounded like a concrete drill
Your mom almost sounds like a concrete drill
The slow mo idle sounded like a printer calibration
it's got an air-cooled Flat 6 sound to it, I like
Using a longer crank actually meant for less sliding resistance. But hey, we already have offset cylinders.
There were engines somewhat similar to this, the small cylinder was called a “helper cylinder” and contributed to starting the engine since compression was very high. Typically in heavy Diesel engine equipment, sometimes they were on steam engines also
I guess you could call it a vertical shaft engine
It's *Le Cock*
Wertical
Thaft (Mike Tyson lisp)
Fengine
WTF
Some men are also called that
That's what my girlfriend used to call me...
It sounds mean AF.
I love how it goes from V8 to flat 6 on the dyno but immediately goes to taco bell after the rpms drop.
Imagine someone actually creating such engine in real life...
I want to see if the power delivery is as wacky as in the simulation.
Actually an ingenious design if you think about the leverage of the longer piston while accelerating and the efficient idle of the other 2 pistons
An electric car with simulated engine sounds needs this sound simulator!
"It's over side engines.. i have the high ground!"
Best sounding so far by a mile! Lovely raw sound, I love it!
Id just imagine the lower part being mounted flat into the engine bay like how it's done in a Subaru. But with there being a useless thin but long tower with intake, exhaust, coolant pipes and fuel lines. A driveable eyesore.
I badly want to see someone build it, or at least model it in full.
That went from Hudson Hornet to M3 real quick
would it sound the same if you didnt have 8 foot connecting rods to the middle cylinders?
Thought "wow that makes a lot of power" then I looked at the info header... yeah I guess a 7L 5 cylinder (even this cursed) would make that no issue lmao
in the low revs it kinda sounds like a cummins 6bt
Part boxer part inline lmao
Therapist: a tri-doup cylinder engine won’t exist
My dreams:
Ah yes, the T5 engine, a formidable design
Yo, this shit sounds GOOD tho!
sounds like a growling cougar or something like that when revving up from low rpm
@@kalmmonke5037 Bro, NO CAP, 1:27 is one of the gnarliest sounds I've ever heard a healthily running engine make.
"I called earlier, I'm here to pick up those rods"
*employee pulls out two 13ft long boxes*
"My Upside Down T Stroke will walk yer Camaro any day, Son" muttered Bob as he tried talking over the beatboxing idle noise.
Strongest Shape Engine
Those aren't cams, they're peanuts.
0:30
My man created mechanical polyrhythm. Bout ta write a song over this shiz.
the start-to-slow-mo transition had me cracking up. Great work :D
It sounds like a classic straight 6 at higher revs lmao
People build crazy engine all the time and it seems to work just fine, I couldn't even get my I2 to run without stalling whenever put into gear, or even idle smoothly, I need a guide sooo bad lol
That one E36 at 7 am drifting at every corner:
Ok this was the craziest and funny video I seen! The engine sounds like the yamaha r6 and the tone of it just gives me the vibes of it. Awesome engine tho! It would be crazy and awesome to see this irl if it was actually made.
why does it sound so good
like one of the best sounding engines i've ever heard
Fart engine
Goes from sounding like a 90s chevy truck with no cats to 90s civic very fast
"ayo what engine you got in this thing?"
*looks across at giant extension rising out of the bonnet*
"A T3"
Human A: "So hey I made this ultra precise engine simulation that's running at 10'000Hz, and it can simulate any piston engine and sound goes brr and its super optimised."
Human B: "Hahaha engine shits itself."
_"Yeah, I've got a five cylinder. 😌"_
"Wow! Like an Audi?"
*_"No! A Boxer-line 5!"_*
I think what makes it sound V6/Flat 6 like is how the middle three cylinders horizontally are firing exactly like a three cylinder engine..Then along with the configuration and the other two cylinders, it adds a sort of a V8 engine effect..at low RPMs
Mane I can feel the moment of inertia from those conrods messing up everything like crazy
Idle: Diesel Truck noises
Low RPM: Muscle car noises
High RPM: Japanese Sportscar noises
What, how
Better hope to God those 3 vertical pistons aren't using Maxpeedingrods or else you're gonna be driving a rolling bomb threat
Nobody talking about those ostritch egg sized lobes on the camshafts 😂
This sounds like a lawnmower fighting with a Harley and a Racing Motorbike
Yo 0:22 a beat for phonk sound track!
I was hauling skydivers in a C-182 when a cylinder head cracked: It sounded similar to this model.
Those cam lobes haven't missed a leg day, that's for sure!
The conrods are just stretching out the cylinder
"Can we have intake sticking out of the hood?"
"We have intake sticking out of the hood at home."
Intake sticking out of hood at home:
I’m not a car guy, but the unequal cylinders: they haunt me.
Rolls-Royce Crecy
General characteristics
Type: 12-cylinder supercharged liquid-cooled 2-stroke aircraft piston engine
Bore: 5.1 in (129.5 mm)
Stroke: 6.5 in (165.1 mm)
Displacement: 1,536 in³ (26 L)
Dry weight: 1,900 lb (862 kg)
Components
Valvetrain: Crankshaft-driven reciprocating sleeve valves
Supercharger: Gear-driven centrifugal type supercharger with variable angle of attack of the impeller blades providing up to 18 psi (124 kPa) of boost.
Turbocharger: Three engines fitted with exhaust turbine (50% scale version of Whittle W.1 turbine)
Fuel system: Direct fuel injection, 2 x CAV 6-cylinder pumps
Fuel type: 100 Octane petrol
Oil system: Gear pump
Cooling system: Liquid-cooled
Reduction gear: 0.451:1 (Left-hand tractor)
Performance
Power output: 2,729 hp (2,035 kW)
Specific power: 1.71 hp/in³ (77.97 kW/L)
Compression ratio: 7:1
Fuel consumption: 85.4 gal/hr (388.2 L/hr) at 2,500 rpm
Specific fuel consumption: 0.55 pints/hp/hr at 1,800 rpm (with exhaust turbine, ~293 g/kWh)
Power-to-weight ratio: 1.43 hp/lb (2.36 kW/kg)
So much torque the chassis twisted coming off the line.
At 0:55 the engine goes from a Harely Davidson V2 engine, to a cross plane crankshaft V8, then to a Jaguar V6
the fact that I have a cnc machine shop in my barn, and I am bored, sigh if only I had the time to make this whacky damn thing
A prayer for the guy who will change the timing belt 🙏🕯️🕯️
1:01 sounds like a V8, 1:05 sounds like a Honda NS-X
When you are driving an old stick shift and you push the acceleration too early
Insanely amazing. I wish I had the knowledge to do such insanitis.
I'd love if he made an actual ui where you could simply drag a dial and adjust without having to know T.i.
YES
Sounds like a bmw E46 with airbox when it revs
Goes from lawn mower to V8 to Flat-6. I'LL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK
At first I thought it was long piston rod engine and thought: Yeah baby, torque go BRRRRRR!
Then I noticed the other cylinders at the bottom...
I can imagine the slow-mo secrion being a dubstep beat
it sounds like its stalling all the time , but it just keeps going , and the high rpm sounds so dirty its great .
Impressive someone is still trying.
Thanks for giving it a shot.
I imagine that this design is gonna shake the life out of the mounts its attached to. Cudos for trying
It also appears this video caught on. Keep pushing the envelope.
With enough JB Weld you should be able to make it stay put.
The sideways flex of those piston rods...That alone would make some odd sounds lol
You mean like a massive explosive sound as they launch out of the Engine Block.
@@timesthree5757 They could make of unobtainium lol
I'd be confused as fuck if I heard this coming down the road 🤣☠️ it does sound wild though
Kinda sounds like a semi engine brake while driving
It sounds like an old British in-line 6. Beautiful
I accidentally opened this on my phone before locking it to go in my pocket. I thought my speaker was busted af
I love how it like multiple 55 gallon drums full of rocks being shaken at different speeds while at idle, and revs up to sound like a 2 stroke with a tuned exhaust, but the commenters absolutely love how it sounds.
Harmonics has left the building 😂
That firing order is down right insane
I'm willing to model a 9cyl triple bank engine now thanks to this and I hope it'll sound as weirdly amazing as this one. I'm in awe
This engine in slow mo has the best beatbox base ever
this sounds too good bro...damnn
Man the Cam Belt/Chain must be a thing of extreme beauty.........?
Its got a funky beat to it when slowed down
Honestly a radial 4 would be interesting I wonder if the imbalance would technically cancel out.
this actually suprisingly sounds pretty amazing haha
I was already laughing at the thumbnail.
It cracked me up even more watching this.😂