When You're Too Tired To Sleep

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  • čas přidán 17. 09. 2022
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  • @theonebman7581
    @theonebman7581 Před rokem +2064

    Damn... this is the single most relatable sketch ever-

    • @iSTEFIXi
      @iSTEFIXi Před rokem +25

      im guessing you will get maybe about 1k-2k likes in the first or second hour

    • @Threadfinn
      @Threadfinn Před rokem +9

      @@iSTEFIXi probably

    • @SheetsGiggles
      @SheetsGiggles Před rokem +25

      We like this comment a lot, and aren’t just pretending to to be polite.

    • @mysticalcomic
      @mysticalcomic Před rokem +4

      nah this is fr

    • @memoryballedits
      @memoryballedits Před rokem +10

      @@iSTEFIXi Hes gonna get alot of likes i decided.

  • @thatllwork_official
    @thatllwork_official Před rokem +6262

    Calculating hours of sleep and recalculating every few minutes I’m still awake is a real problem for me 😏

    • @mr.bubbles3237
      @mr.bubbles3237 Před rokem +65

      Best thing for it is to ban yourself from looking at the clock till your alarm goes off.

    • @Tamizushi
      @Tamizushi Před rokem +3

      Isn't the worst!

    • @diedoktor
      @diedoktor Před rokem +10

      Just remember the last time and result, then subtract the difference of the new and old times from the result. That will save time that could be spent sleeping.

    • @alex.g7317
      @alex.g7317 Před rokem +24

      whats with the smirk? is that a sex joke or somethin'?

    • @alex.g7317
      @alex.g7317 Před rokem +9

      @@diedoktor I will feel like that will take more time, because I don't have a harvard degree in spacetime.

  • @RestlessHarp
    @RestlessHarp Před rokem +667

    "I was falling asleep sitting upwards on the couch! Why do we need perfection now?!" is way too relatable. 😂

  • @LuxenL
    @LuxenL Před rokem +860

    Don't forget the rare occasion that you're managing to fall asleep quickly, but it's so quick that your brain tricks you into feeling like you're falling, waking you back up and shooting your heart rate through the roof!

    • @Rin-qj7zt
      @Rin-qj7zt Před rokem +43

      Hypnic jerks can suck. Gotta shut things down in the right order

    • @LuxenL
      @LuxenL Před rokem +16

      @@Rin-qj7zt That's the name of them! But, yeah, 100%, they do. Good luck sleeping!

    • @lovelydovy660
      @lovelydovy660 Před rokem +50

      Is THAT what that is? I had no idea. feels like I missed a step on some stairs & jerks me awake. Sometimes I even dream exactly that! That i tripping & then i jump awake

    • @AlexAlebaster
      @AlexAlebaster Před rokem +17

      Just as terrible as Exploding Head Syndrome.. not sure why, but EVERY YEAR for the last ~10 years.. I've had a stint of 3 months where I hallucinate noises at the exact moment my brain sends the signal to sleep. Incredibly annoying.

    • @SpiffyJr
      @SpiffyJr Před rokem +1

      Never happened

  • @ryanmuhlenberg1480
    @ryanmuhlenberg1480 Před rokem +2082

    Ryan’s cat’s acting as a cat randomly crawling into his chest was incredible

  • @TheElbowMerchant
    @TheElbowMerchant Před rokem +7221

    This is entirely too real for my liking, as I've had terrible insomnia my entire adult life. With that said, Ryan made me laugh at something I have never found funny until now.

    • @haritc8462
      @haritc8462 Před rokem +48

      @@lonewolf8667 I'm not a therapist but that sounds like a symptom of adhd, just saying.

    • @pzyckox
      @pzyckox Před rokem +8

      Echo here

    • @sevionmelidan1682
      @sevionmelidan1682 Před rokem +24

      Have literally had 26 years of insomnia, yeah, this is my daily existence exactly.

    • @idkk29282
      @idkk29282 Před rokem +14

      idk if i have insomnia or it’s j my anxiety did u ask for a diagnosis or just get one? bc i’ve tried EVERYTHING melatonin, benadryl, working out and i still can’t sleep plz help

    • @YeeSoest
      @YeeSoest Před rokem +15

      I'm not one to struggle for too long before getting some sleep but the positions my body demands me to assume to do so are probably not even doable in a CZcams video. Sometimes it's small stuff like "belly down is good but now what do you with your feet? They can't be in tippy toe extension all night, let's twist our leg a bit...bit more...back...that's it" but it can also be some Twister stuff where I'm all around my gf, both below and above her, depending on what part of me or her you're referencing. That is a problem because she's usually in bed hours before i am so i do that while she sleeps ^^

  • @dustylamborghini3577
    @dustylamborghini3577 Před rokem +329

    The only thing missing here is a final "blink and it's morning/time to get up, now" (and perhaps a weird dream sequence, if there even was any sleep, that makes it feel like you were never even close to being asleep in the first place).

    • @MrConredsX
      @MrConredsX Před rokem +17

      worst dream is when you try to pee in the dream world, this is more troublesome than actual hellish nightmare

    • @lovelydovy660
      @lovelydovy660 Před rokem +5

      Yes! OMG yes! I HATE that!

    • @Kehwanna
      @Kehwanna Před rokem +3

      I occasionally have dreams where my clock is going off or my wife is shaking me to wake up. It never ceases to fail that I have a hard time trying to go back to sleep before the clock actually goes off.

    • @blackbabychocobo7179
      @blackbabychocobo7179 Před 8 měsíci +1

      Fuck i just had that

  • @MAL8916
    @MAL8916 Před rokem +13

    Ryan was watching “All the Noises I Know How to Make (with Frederick Noisemaker)” at the start 😮 the continuity in the Ryan Cinematic Universe is truly incredible

  • @aviendhaandreoli4078
    @aviendhaandreoli4078 Před rokem +1709

    Seeing inside of Ryan’s brain makes me want to see an entire inside out remake but with Ryan being all of the emotions inside his own head!

    • @nyxspiritsong5557
      @nyxspiritsong5557 Před rokem +73

      I'm gonna have to second this and request that Hollywood make this into a movie immediately......

    • @mombosibes107
      @mombosibes107 Před rokem +74

      That would be the only live action adaptation of Disney's animation movies that I would be interested to see.

    • @JustAnotherCommenter
      @JustAnotherCommenter Před rokem +23

      a good sequel of Inside Out.

    • @erithywen421
      @erithywen421 Před rokem +10

      Ah yes, Herman's Head but with Ryan George. :) I would totally watch that.

    • @Kev24
      @Kev24 Před rokem +19

      Anger Ryan would be like: hey man some freakin guy overtook me while driving to work today and i’m not very happy about it i decided

  • @doctorfaustus16
    @doctorfaustus16 Před rokem +1599

    The peeing was spot on. And it's always after you've found the perfect sleeping position and temperature.

    • @Dodl1
      @Dodl1 Před rokem +28

      @Richdragon It works most of the time, it's part of my sleeping routine - still it sometimes happens when I toss and turn too much...

    • @sophierobinson2738
      @sophierobinson2738 Před rokem +27

      @Richdragon Old lady here. Go before, go at 11 pm, go at 2 am, go at 5 am, give up and stay up. Don’t have to go again for 6 hours.

    • @Merilirem
      @Merilirem Před rokem +9

      Try having a little lay down before bed. Lay on your stomach, turn over a bit while doing stuff. Just move your body in the same sought of way. That way those same positions will do what they do and make you need to go to the bathroom. For a lot of people its literally just the sleeping relaxed in bed position that makes them need to go to the bathroom.
      Also this might be a bit TMI but try to pee with the muscles you use to go number 2. It can help push in ways that more fully empty your bladder.

    • @CaptainSouthbird
      @CaptainSouthbird Před rokem +12

      I know! Damn it, number of times I'm in the perfect position, starting to drift off to sleep, and brain is like "wait what if we end up urinating all over the place because you've now got the slightest inkling" damn it

    • @user-zs5tp9zi6n
      @user-zs5tp9zi6n Před rokem

      Yes

  • @remito7839
    @remito7839 Před rokem +42

    The whole "calculating how much sleep I'll get and getting distressed because it keeps getting less" is way too relatable.

  • @Homie_1111
    @Homie_1111 Před rokem +4

    "What do you think happens to dead birds?"
    Anybody living with a cat knows the answer.

  • @marisa1637
    @marisa1637 Před rokem +937

    I'd like to see more appearances from this cat. The acting there is just on point.

    • @mrhax4464
      @mrhax4464 Před rokem +74

      Actually I think that was just Ryan wearing an orange fur suit, or do you actually expect me to believe he cast someone other than himself in one of his sketches, yeah right.

    • @bIuecap
      @bIuecap Před rokem +45

      @JZ's BFF cameow

    • @Hmm69420
      @Hmm69420 Před rokem +7

      @@bIuecap Damnn

    • @aaronimp4966
      @aaronimp4966 Před rokem +12

      The cat portraying itself was super easy though, barely an inconvenience.

    • @dedhampster4730
      @dedhampster4730 Před rokem +6

      The cats might show up again, wearing a mustache 🤔

  • @gabrielamaro6156
    @gabrielamaro6156 Před rokem +612

    Watching this in bed while trying to fall asleep hits differently 😂

    • @Zultar
      @Zultar Před rokem +6

      He says at 4:05 pm

    • @gabrielamaro6156
      @gabrielamaro6156 Před rokem +24

      @@Zultar it’s past 10pm here in the Netherlands

    • @sleeping_dragon
      @sleeping_dragon Před rokem +3

      @@gabrielamaro6156 it’s 1pm here in california

    • @r3dsnow757
      @r3dsnow757 Před rokem

      @@Zultar Mf thinks the world is the East Coast NA.

    • @mohd2412
      @mohd2412 Před rokem +5

      @Gabriel Amaro bro it's 2 in the morning here 😆

  • @9Godslayer
    @9Godslayer Před 3 měsíci +6

    God, I wish I could talk to my brain like this.

  • @tubasungod
    @tubasungod Před rokem +125

    I am literally laying in bed awake at 1am watching this. 😂🤣😢

    • @AyeGameBae
      @AyeGameBae Před rokem +11

      6:25am for me 🥱🙄😞

    • @Wintrois
      @Wintrois Před rokem +5

      1:59 A.M. for me

    • @firewolf5618
      @firewolf5618 Před 5 měsíci +1

      7:15 am for me and yesterday it was 10 am and i needed to get up at 11 so i was like is there even a use to go to sleep a that point 😅😅

    • @arandomguywholikesvinyl9437
      @arandomguywholikesvinyl9437 Před 4 měsíci +2

      12:27 Am for me rn

    • @jonnnnniej
      @jonnnnniej Před 2 dny +1

      03:00 for me and now I need to know about the birds!

  • @hunterkiller1440
    @hunterkiller1440 Před rokem +80

    About to sleep
    Brain: Do you remember that one time you did something cringey back in primary school?

    • @MarshallTheArtist
      @MarshallTheArtist Před rokem +7

      I remember cringey things I did at every age past the first year.

    • @AlexM1983DHUN
      @AlexM1983DHUN Před rokem +2

      Me laying in the bed for 3 hours. I look at the clock: It's 2:30 AM should finally sleep.
      Brain: Hey, you have a random shaped closed object, how would you calculate its volume?

    • @MarshallTheArtist
      @MarshallTheArtist Před rokem +3

      @@AlexM1983DHUN calculate the volume of a rectangular prism, then half fill it with water and set the object in question inside. Measure the new apparent volume of water and subtract the difference. The resulting amount will be the volume of the randomly shaped object.

  • @wesleyoldham4222
    @wesleyoldham4222 Před rokem +687

    Imagine being Ryan's cat. You're trying to sleep and Ryan just yells "Stop bringing up random stuff and put me to sleep!"
    It was nice of his cat to step on his chest though. A very helpful feline trying to put him to sleep!

    • @Conta_Minated
      @Conta_Minated Před rokem +38

      We really need to see how this played out from the perspective of the cat.

    • @angrybeluga1697
      @angrybeluga1697 Před rokem +17

      Actually getting to sleep will be super easy, barely an inconvenience! 😂

    • @davidmcgill1000
      @davidmcgill1000 Před rokem +23

      @@Conta_Minated "Is he dead yet? I better check."

    • @aaronimp4966
      @aaronimp4966 Před rokem +9

      @@davidmcgill1000 "I hate to tell you this, but I've got all his vitals from here."
      "Oh, you do?"
      Ohoooooph, yeah. Heart rate, blood pressure, everything."
      "Ok, so what's it look like?"
      "Everything's looking very normal, so I can tell you he's very much alive."

    • @RickReasonnz
      @RickReasonnz Před rokem +7

      Helpful felines are TIGHT!

  • @quantashonjamaldigglerbury4934

    "Its all shits and giggles until someone actually giggles and shits."
    -Sun Tzu, Art of War.

    • @KSparks80
      @KSparks80 Před 2 měsíci

      Shittin' & gigglin' is all fun & games until someone pokes an eye out. Then it's just fun.

  • @joshhunter6928
    @joshhunter6928 Před rokem +54

    How are you always so accurate?!? Does everyone just live the exact same life??

    • @projekttaku1
      @projekttaku1 Před rokem +4

      humans aren't so different.

    • @makarabaduk1754
      @makarabaduk1754 Před 5 měsíci +2

      All humans in the Ryanverse not only live the exact same life, they are the exact same person.

  • @Flipitmixit
    @Flipitmixit Před rokem +290

    Ryan being actually human and tired and frustrated in the real world is beautiful, even his voice is different

    • @norishimogawa6125
      @norishimogawa6125 Před rokem +1

      Oh is something happening irl?

    • @MaxLennon
      @MaxLennon Před rokem +6

      @@norishimogawa6125 no they're just referring to this video not being set on a greenscreen

    • @arthurdaniel1046
      @arthurdaniel1046 Před rokem +1

      Have you ever seen the brain scene brain scene from the old movie everything you wanted to know about sex but we're afraid to ask?

  • @borkeez7733
    @borkeez7733 Před rokem +321

    It’s scary how accurate this is to every night of sleep I’ve ever had…

    • @bgvideo100
      @bgvideo100 Před rokem +17

      "I was falling asleep sitting upwards on the couch, why do I need perfection now?"
      I feel SO seen

    • @jayburn00
      @jayburn00 Před rokem +1

      Same here

  • @redherronrecords
    @redherronrecords Před 2 měsíci +2

    "... Shut it down, please!" Could be the insomniac's official mantra bro 😂

  • @muhdkamilmohdbaki7054
    @muhdkamilmohdbaki7054 Před rokem +3

    The cat cameos twice, on the kitchen table and on the bed is TIGHT!

  • @projekttaku1
    @projekttaku1 Před rokem +749

    Okay, ryan is getting too damn real with these sketches!
    Also, can I just say that I love how ryan visualizes the inside of the human brain and would like to see it more?

    • @MiotaLee
      @MiotaLee Před rokem +25

      interacting with your own brain is tight!

    • @GoodBoyGoneDad
      @GoodBoyGoneDad Před rokem +7

      A control center like in the movie Inside Out.

    • @randomname4726
      @randomname4726 Před rokem +6

      @@GoodBoyGoneDad Great idea! Now I need to see a TEAM of Ryan's controlling the Brain center!

    • @peterg76yt
      @peterg76yt Před rokem +3

      I'm just wondering how Ryan managed to film inside his own brain. That sounds tricky.

    • @se7enofnein
      @se7enofnein Před rokem +1

      I would very much also like this I decided

  • @LiddelUwU
    @LiddelUwU Před rokem +417

    He really should have finished this episode of "All the noises I know how to make - with Frederik noisemaker" before sleeping, it was one of my personal favourites

    • @aaronburr956
      @aaronburr956 Před rokem +14

      I prefer the the one made by Kirederf soundcreator, he was just so much more vocal about it.

    • @woj8926
      @woj8926 Před rokem +12

      Yeah definitely, season 16 finale was actually quite incredible.

    • @dragneelfire2483
      @dragneelfire2483 Před rokem +8

      Pretty sure that was the last episode ever aired because Michael Pickleseller created a baby boom with a single sentence 🤔

    • @happypoo6708
      @happypoo6708 Před rokem +9

      yes! spoiler alert but I love the part where he goes "gabagabaggafaga"

    • @NiceRoboT
      @NiceRoboT Před rokem +7

      I bet if he just had a sandwich with a pretty big pickle in it he would have been alright

  • @darenabryant9100
    @darenabryant9100 Před 4 měsíci +1

    The face he made when he said, 'YES.' in response to 'Do we really need to be asking these questions right now?' was golden. xD

  • @you_were_the_chosen_one
    @you_were_the_chosen_one Před rokem +34

    The calculating hours of sleep part was something I never even realized I did until now. That made me laugh really hard solely on how relatable it is.

  • @GeneDarrTV
    @GeneDarrTV Před rokem +381

    It's amazing how Ryan can take something so simple and relatable and turn it into a hilarious skit. Wow wow wow... wow.

    • @VolguusZildrohar
      @VolguusZildrohar Před rokem +8

      I'm sure it was easy, barely an inconvenience.

    • @aldobonaso3481
      @aldobonaso3481 Před rokem +7

      @@spacedude30001 oh no...did you hear that noise? Like something flying right over your head?? 🤣

    • @PhoenixS91
      @PhoenixS91 Před rokem +5

      I'm gonna need you to go aaaaaall the way off my back about the sleeping stuff.

    • @joshuam4835
      @joshuam4835 Před rokem +4

      @@aldobonaso3481 Whoops

    • @bmorg7244
      @bmorg7244 Před rokem +5

      @@joshuam4835 Whoopsie

  • @safireowl
    @safireowl Před rokem +263

    This is so relatable. “Do you think people like us” 😂😂😂 that line had me laughing so much. The end was also soooo funnyyy

  • @jarrodedson5441
    @jarrodedson5441 Před rokem +38

    It's so uncanny how accurate this is when I try sleeping

  • @vgfireflame9766
    @vgfireflame9766 Před 7 měsíci +3

    Birds get decomposed by fungi when they die

  • @isitreallytho1649
    @isitreallytho1649 Před rokem +536

    I love that Ryan is really every character, but I wonder how he does such a realistic cat

    • @Jasnah.Kholin
      @Jasnah.Kholin Před rokem +11

      he's truly a freak of nature, that one

    • @LuisSierra42
      @LuisSierra42 Před rokem +16

      I bet the Cats movie would have been 100 times better if Ryan would have played all the cats

    • @FalconFlyer75
      @FalconFlyer75 Před rokem +6

      It’s super easy, barely an inconvenience

    • @crimsonthefierylion5318
      @crimsonthefierylion5318 Před rokem +1

      That actually his pet cat

    • @Jemboi
      @Jemboi Před rokem +1

      @@crimsonthefierylion5318 R/whooosh

  • @RidireOiche
    @RidireOiche Před rokem +293

    Your sketches are regularly genius but this sketch is on another level. Thank you for this.

    • @linnfriberg4017
      @linnfriberg4017 Před rokem +2

      This is next lever for sure! I feel this so much. My biggest problem is always adjusting to get the perfect sleeping position 100 times, but also being tjirsty, needing to pee, being hot and cold, and also "inna minute amma need a sentimental man or woman to pump me up" stuck in my head

    • @azrani2023
      @azrani2023 Před měsícem

      10000 % agreed

  • @VictorRing
    @VictorRing Před 11 měsíci +3

    "Let's save the deep anxiety for the day" is literally how I delay late night panic attacks about the inevitability of death lmao

    • @azrani2023
      @azrani2023 Před měsícem

      hehehehehe same with ocd here we GOT it right

  • @mitchellconner6928
    @mitchellconner6928 Před rokem +3

    The only thing missing from this is finally drifting off only to be violently awoken by the sensation of falling and having your heart do it's absolute best to find a way out of your chest.

  • @duolightningproductionstud1435

    Having to yell those embarrassing moments out of my head has to be one of my least favorite habits before bed

    • @HungrigerHugo89
      @HungrigerHugo89 Před rokem +11

      Remember that time in school 10 years ago? THAT was embarrassing! We should have said ....

    • @passerby2562
      @passerby2562 Před rokem +4

      Remember this morning when you saw that person and you didn't look away fast enough

    • @mordrein9279
      @mordrein9279 Před rokem +4

      ITS LIKE YOU DON’T EVEN CARE ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED IN THE THIRD GRADE ANYMORE

  • @SpookyCam01
    @SpookyCam01 Před rokem +20

    "One question popped into my head"
    Does this mean his brain has a brain?

    • @azrani2023
      @azrani2023 Před měsícem

      Was thinking the same :D :D

  • @toddmaurer3946
    @toddmaurer3946 Před rokem +7

    I believe that I have watched every Ryan George video I could ever get my hands on. Hundreds of them have spoken to me, begging the question, "What is funny?" Hundreds of them.
    But no personal history of medical sleep studies have nailed the accuracy or hilarity of my own clinically tortuous hours of bedtime suffering close to this BRILLIANT bit of empathetic comedy. It all speaks for itself. Ryan, you are a genius.
    I desperately want to expound with a blow-by-blow breakdown of just how perfectly you have infiltrated our brains, but there's no need to dwell upon your flair for exceptionally creative video production while seamlessly weaving an unending narrative of jokes pulled straight out of our heads.
    Thank you for that.

  • @ellieb.e.868
    @ellieb.e.868 Před rokem +2

    Well. The next episode will be the First Guy to Find a Dead Bird. That’s supreme foreshadowing there!!

  • @thomaslabat8335
    @thomaslabat8335 Před rokem +1854

    Ryan's editing skills are incredible. That plan where he plays both himself and the cat... so well done.

    • @jonathanreilly5354
      @jonathanreilly5354 Před rokem +86

      Fan theory: The CAT has been playing every “Ryan” role since sketch one. What a relief it must be for him to actually play himself and not have to go through those hours of prosthetics and makeup, for once

    • @earthbound8070
      @earthbound8070 Před rokem +22

      @@jonathanreilly5354 this sounds way more possible.

    • @LuisSierra42
      @LuisSierra42 Před rokem +19

      @@jonathanreilly5354 i live near Ryan and i did see the cat dressing up once

    • @Diva_Dearest
      @Diva_Dearest Před rokem +5

      This comment is brilliant

    • @jonathanreilly5354
      @jonathanreilly5354 Před rokem +12

      Guys, seriously, it's self-evident at this point that it's been the CAT playing 'Ryan' and not the other way around. The clues have been staring us in the face this whole time.
      When it all came together for me, it was like that scene at the end of The Usual Suspects when Chazz Palminteri's character does a slo-mo coffee mug drop.
      Now, take the red pill if you dare and come with me to see how far down the rabbit hole really goes.
      First, it's a well-known fact that cats all have human face blindness. We all look the same to them. So OF COURSE a cat pretending to be a human crafting brilliant, multi-character comedic sketches would make the very telling mistake of having all the 'human' characters look EXACTLY THE SAME.
      The aliens in 1996's The Arrival made the same goof when they re-used the Ron Silver 'human' mold one too many times - though it's possible I'm thinking of the sequel The Arrival II starring that guy who got his brain sucked out by the giant bug in Starship Troopers (sorry - spoilers).
      (Okay, now that is FIVE unprompted 1990s movie references that just came up organically. Bear that in mind.)
      Second, "Ryan's" sketches often focus on the characters discovering for the first time some of the most mundane human inventions, concepts and even basic naming conventions. It's like our entire human experience is being seen through the fresh eyes of an interloping outsider - like, I don't know, maybe, let's say, just blue-skying here, A CAT POSING AS A BRILLIANT AND AFFABLE CANADIAN SKETCH COMIC.
      Third, who would display an even greater sense of curiosity and wonder when examining the foibles of our modern society than a cat impersonating a human? The answer, of course, is a cat impersonating a human that has TIME TRAVELED HERE FROM THE FLIPPING NINETIES.
      Yes, all the pieces were fitting together...and then I came to the famous Bana conundrum. The image of beloved Australian actor Eric Bana is one of the only non-'Ryan' faces ever to appear in these sketches. Was this the final piece of the puzzle that would connect all the other elements together, or would it be the gaping hole that would bring this whole theory crashing down like a teetering Jenga tower? Would this whole house of cards collapse? Would I keep mixing my rainy-day table-top activity metaphors?
      As I scrolled through Eric Bana's imdb.com page, I found myself consumed with an increasing sense of dread, that I had perhaps been on the wrong track this whole time, and had wasted some of the best 5-10 minutes segments of my life over the past week working on this whole thing.
      There wasn't even the obvious 1990s movie connection, as Bana's first breakout film role wasn't until 2000's Chopper, and international cinematic fame wasn't to come until 2001's Black Hawk Down - so close, but yet so far. Was his presence in the sketch really just as a setup for a certain yellow-peeled fruit getting dubbed a BANA-na, as we had been led to believe?
      And then I saw it. 2009. The Time Traveler's Wife. I repeat. The. TIME TRAVELER's. Wife. You couldn't resist, could you, Ryan-Cat? You just had to tip your hand a LITTLE bit. You just HAD to drop that little bread crumb.
      And there it was. Slo-mo coffee mug drop.
      The greatest trick a time-traveling cat ever pulled off was to convince the world he was a human pretending to be a cat, when actually he was a time-traveling cat pretending to be a human PRETENDING TO BE A CAT.
      P.S. Julie Nolke is also a time-traveling cat. That one's more of just a hunch, though.

  • @ineednochannelyoutube2651

    "You really need to be feeding me these random thoughts right now?"
    "YES!"
    All our brains.

    • @RPAudioeVisual
      @RPAudioeVisual Před rokem

      Not mine.

    • @ineednochannelyoutube2651
      @ineednochannelyoutube2651 Před rokem +1

      @@RPAudioeVisual Then what is it even doing?

    • @lucyandecember2843
      @lucyandecember2843 Před rokem

      lol

    • @xsanguine8
      @xsanguine8 Před rokem +1

      It's very important, the answers are needed urgently.
      Brain: Did you just hear a high-pitched whistling sound?
      You: * wakes up * ...what?
      Brain: A noise, like a really sharp noise! Did you hear it?
      Brain: Could be a bomb falling towards your house right now... or an airplane....
      Brain: Whoa! There it goes again, it's definitely a mosquito this time. Quick, wave your hand around to let 'em know you aren't interested right now.
      Sometimes they're just rapid-fire nonsense like that.

    • @ineednochannelyoutube2651
      @ineednochannelyoutube2651 Před rokem +2

      @@xsanguine8 I'm glad to be deaf and spared that annoyance whenever I want by turning my hearing aids off.

  • @chessbergen
    @chessbergen Před 4 měsíci +2

    Shoot, now I'm gonna be spending too much time thinking about what happens to those birds tonight

  • @brianhenry7348
    @brianhenry7348 Před měsícem +1

    THANK YOU! I was beginning to think I was the only one who wondered about birds dying! Any time I bring it up to someone they're totally not phased by it, it's just whatever, no big deal. Thank you, and the whole thing of course, SO relatable. You are a sooth-sayer! you keep saying these sooths.

  • @spaghetti129
    @spaghetti129 Před rokem +11

    3:27 should of said "QUICK GET UP WE'RE FALLING"

  • @cedricleeakadominic
    @cedricleeakadominic Před rokem +632

    Now I have 4 minutes and 55 seconds of less sleep. Thanks, Ryan.

    • @sarahbasto6520
      @sarahbasto6520 Před rokem +40

      You forgot to calculate the time you spent typing.

    • @royalpain9281
      @royalpain9281 Před rokem +13

      @@sarahbasto6520 and the two seconds to send the message

    • @fluffycloud9
      @fluffycloud9 Před rokem +10

      And the time to think of a comment

    • @scarlet3238
      @scarlet3238 Před rokem +8

      And time of going to the comments

    • @denitrifi.gaming
      @denitrifi.gaming Před rokem +8

      We all know you stopped the video when the ad started.

  • @TortlOdum
    @TortlOdum Před 4 měsíci +2

    you forgot the random and terrifying sensation of falling just as you are about to drift off

  • @itsthevoiceman
    @itsthevoiceman Před rokem +1

    Love the "goodnight, sweet prince" throwback.

  • @Voxelize
    @Voxelize Před rokem +164

    It's nice to know Ryan has the exact same irrational anxiety that I do.

    •  Před rokem +7

      We can't forget though he did in fact justify its rationality

    • @Voxelize
      @Voxelize Před rokem +1

      @ “guess we’ll never know” is pretty convincing but I see how people who are disliked get treated and that’s not typically the way people treat me.

    •  Před rokem +2

      @@Voxelize That's a really good point and reminds me of a similar thought I had about trust at some point - like there's a certain threshold after which trustworthiness would be incredibly illogical as a means of deception because of the significant time investment etc

    • @Voxelize
      @Voxelize Před rokem +2

      @ right. Like I still feel that anxiety. But I have friends that invite me over to hang out and are sad when I can’t come. People in my life do nice things to make me happy with no prompting. I can’t be that bad if people go out of their way to support me.

  • @vivamortua
    @vivamortua Před rokem +91

    2:23 Uh-oh, i think Ryan is finally catching on that that thousands of us who consistently watch his videos as soon as they come out are just doing it to be polite and we don't actually think he is the funniest man on youtube.

    • @nikhilreddy8550
      @nikhilreddy8550 Před rokem +10

      He thinks everyone are like Canadians.

    • @CM-pf1xc
      @CM-pf1xc Před rokem +2

      😂😂😂

    • @ZUnknownFox
      @ZUnknownFox Před rokem +2

      what are you talking about? though tbh Doug Doug might be the funniest guy on youtube.

    • @squattingheads
      @squattingheads Před rokem

      I mean I subscribed. I would have Torres’s a button to undo it.

    • @flameepidemic4839
      @flameepidemic4839 Před rokem

      @@ZUnknownFox i was JUST rewatching his cheese video 😂 but i gotta agree thats why im up at almost 3 am

  • @brotha444
    @brotha444 Před rokem +1

    Lmao! The dead bird question has come to mind often enough that This video hit the deepest parts of my soul.

  • @TheNetherLord5240
    @TheNetherLord5240 Před rokem +2

    I love the 'Sweet Prince' reference from 'The First Guy To Ever Dream'

  • @Sticky-Starz
    @Sticky-Starz Před rokem +58

    I wish someone loved me like you love sheets and giggles💔

    • @OwenRat
      @OwenRat Před rokem +1

      We all do.

    • @domenicoallegri3935
      @domenicoallegri3935 Před rokem

      So not necessarily at all and possibly just being there for the money?
      Because thats what a advertising is...

    • @collindevries1965
      @collindevries1965 Před rokem

      @@domenicoallegri3935 you must be the life of every party 🙄

    • @Sticky-Starz
      @Sticky-Starz Před rokem

      @@collindevries1965 LITERALLY LMAO

  • @Libly
    @Libly Před rokem +453

    He is the only CZcamsr who I don't skip their ad promos for. Keep it up Ryan!

    • @dinoklein688
      @dinoklein688 Před rokem +4

      Men than you need to see internet historian

    • @SheetsGiggles
      @SheetsGiggles Před rokem +31

      That’s (one of many reasons) why we love sponsoring him, the man’s ads are the best in the game 💯

    • @goldenageofdinosaurs7192
      @goldenageofdinosaurs7192 Před rokem +3

      Same.

    • @ccggenius
      @ccggenius Před rokem +2

      If that's true then you need Flashgitz in your life. They make RAID: Shadow Legends interesting FFS.

    • @ctakitimu
      @ctakitimu Před rokem +3

      @@SheetsGiggles Yeah agreed! I quite enjoy Mista GG's ads too, he often writes a catchy rap song. He's a smaller channel though but still a lot. Ryan is in an acting class of his own

  • @ChivaLivaLus
    @ChivaLivaLus Před 2 dny

    So nice of you to make a sketch entirely about me! Thanks Ryan!

  • @staceyp4521
    @staceyp4521 Před 4 měsíci +1

    YES to everything in this video! How did Ryan see into our brains? Flipping to the cool side of the pillow, sticking one foot out, deep thoughts that keep you awake, and falling easily asleep on the couch but then lying awake as soon as you transfer to bed? So relatable!

  • @katelynonyoutube
    @katelynonyoutube Před rokem +137

    the level of relatability this has to my life in general while also being something I'm watching while trying to relax enough to sleep while super sleep deprived

    • @TheZamaron
      @TheZamaron Před rokem +5

      Wow, I always find that a weird situation, you're tired and want to sleep, yet so sleep depraved you're having a hard time going to sleep, which you need to sleep to even get out of sleep depravation. So weird.

    • @randomname4726
      @randomname4726 Před rokem +5

      I really need to get back to sleep and keep putting it off, partially because it's so damn hard. Then I saw a notification for this and had to watch it and now I'm commenting instead of sleeping bahhh.

  • @Miyanoai14
    @Miyanoai14 Před rokem +158

    There are times I genuinely fall asleep in bright light in the living room but then I’m wide awake in my actual bed in the dark.

    • @ClanImprobable
      @ClanImprobable Před rokem +4

      Same, damn it!

    • @tabby73
      @tabby73 Před rokem +1

      Same!

    • @heathb4319
      @heathb4319 Před rokem +8

      Yeah the brighter light makes you close you eyes more and more so you actually end up falling asleep.
      Happens to me all the time.
      But if i turn the same light off i end up staying awake longer.

    • @jessi9605
      @jessi9605 Před rokem

      Same

    • @shadowsoulless6227
      @shadowsoulless6227 Před 5 měsíci

      This is why I switched tonight shift. I actually sleep better in the light than I do in the dark. My body has a reverse reaction to light and dark. My dad's entire side of the family is pretty nocturnal so I legitimately think it's genetic.

  • @AnneONeemass
    @AnneONeemass Před 5 měsíci +1

    Dang it. I'm now thinking of the bird question. Tx, Ryan.🤔🙄

  • @jiririnagl302
    @jiririnagl302 Před rokem +1

    That birds question kills me 🤣

  • @davidjames468
    @davidjames468 Před rokem +276

    The one thing Ryan forgot is when you're "zoning out", getting more comfortable and more comfortable and really think you're falling asleep, your brain isn't calculating, not telling you to pee, and in general is just being quiet, and then it occurs to you that you're still awake. So it's then YOU to make the first communication with brain to say, "Why am I not asleep?" and the graphic lights come back on, the clicking on the keyboard occurs, and the brain gives every reason why you're not asleep, thus keeping you awake.
    Another addition could be finally dozing off and then waking up too late and when you utter a complaint the brain tells you, "Well, you shouldn't have stayed up so late last night!"

    • @frostfang1
      @frostfang1 Před rokem +20

      Or when you have that falling jerk.

    • @davidjames468
      @davidjames468 Před rokem +8

      @@frostfang1 - Yes! There really are a lot of things he didn't put in. Ryan George should do a sequel to this one covering the other ways we can't sleep at night.

    • @joos3D
      @joos3D Před rokem +19

      Sudden creative burst of energy so you gotta get up and write it down or start the computer because otherwise you might forget this utter brilliance as soon as you fall asleep

    • @joos3D
      @joos3D Před rokem +11

      The fridge/radiator/ac/clock is making annoying sounds so you gotta go investigate or you'll stay awake forever

    • @joos3D
      @joos3D Před rokem +6

      Your loud PC turned on because of a Windows update just as you're about to fall asleep and now you're pissed off

  • @carrotwine3649
    @carrotwine3649 Před rokem +194

    Ryan has incredible combination of skills. The way he says 'YES' in 1:20 is just pushing up the whole sketch to the next level, for example.

  • @alexandrialeonora6542

    “Goodnight, sweet Prince.” 😂😂😂

  • @giftgiver23
    @giftgiver23 Před 6 měsíci +3

    This happens to me quite literally every night because I hate sleep and have ADHD, which not only throws off my circadian rhythm but also makes me unable to sit still enough to fall asleep unless I have things to hold my attention. Unfortunately, this usually ends up being a screen, which emits light (blue light, which is apparently even worse for sleeping) and therefore keeps me up. Sometimes I can get away with listening to rain, which isn’t so interesting it keeps me up, but isn’t so boring as listening to a silent room.

  • @delfin7461
    @delfin7461 Před rokem +95

    Calculating sleep time is all too real. Thanks Ryan for always making us laugh

    • @1234KeithB
      @1234KeithB Před rokem

      If we were never told the lie about must having 8 hours of sleep every night I doubt we would really care or think about how much sleep we get each night and would just simply sleep when we could and move on instead of fretting over it.

    • @zakosist
      @zakosist Před rokem +1

      You need to just not even consider it. Dont look at the clock at night and learn to shut down your thoughts once they start, again and again if needed. Or at least think of something less stressful

    • @srirampatnaik9164
      @srirampatnaik9164 Před rokem

      @@1234KeithB Most of us would then just justify getting 9 to 10 hours lol

  • @TheRibottoStudios
    @TheRibottoStudios Před rokem +32

    "Do you really need to be feeding me these random thoughts RIGHT now? Stop bringing up random thoughts, and put me to sleep"
    *Remus:* Hi there hello it's me intrusive thoughts here to just ENTIRELY ruin your night because I love showing up where I'm not invited.

  • @Harmthuria
    @Harmthuria Před 8 měsíci +1

    It’s 1:33 a.m. here, and I’m not asleep either.
    Loved this mini documentary.

  • @FalconFlyer75
    @FalconFlyer75 Před rokem +1

    That bird question is gonna keep me up tonight

  • @j800r_aswell
    @j800r_aswell Před rokem +106

    Yep. This has been me my entire life. Right down to the finally getting comfortable and settled then needing to pee.

    • @natashaavital8713
      @natashaavital8713 Před rokem

      When I don't go to pee I have nightmares, so if I feel the slightest urge to pee I get up and go

    • @Fahim_Faisal
      @Fahim_Faisal Před rokem

      @@natashaavital8713 😂

    • @kitlee172
      @kitlee172 Před rokem +2

      And getting hungry. 🤦🏼‍♀️

  • @LB_the_Creator
    @LB_the_Creator Před rokem +33

    Sticking your foot out of your your blanket is oddly relatable

    • @JS-rv3et
      @JS-rv3et Před rokem +2

      kinda like when we were younger ( and probably still do ) have a parkour guy that follows us on car rides

    • @RazorO2Productions
      @RazorO2Productions Před rokem

      @@JS-rv3et I seriously thought I was the only one! How is this a thing??

    • @JS-rv3et
      @JS-rv3et Před rokem

      @@RazorO2Productions nah here the thing.
      WE ALLLLLLLLLL HAVE ONE. except maybe African kids because ya know they don't have pants much less cars.

    • @MeliesCinemagician
      @MeliesCinemagician Před rokem

      "Hey, you know, know that I think of it, do you think someone might come out and grab our foot while we're asleep?"
      "What? Who would do that?"
      "I don't know, but I don't like it. Pull that foot back in immediately."
      "Okay."
      "Nope, now we're too hot again."

    • @Fatumity
      @Fatumity Před rokem

      @@MeliesCinemagician "hey, remember that spider you studied in school earler?" "yeah whatever, LET me sleep"
      "what if a spider is crawling on your face right now?"
      **Face starts itching**
      "must be it!" "ugh-" **wipes face with no spider to be found** "don't bother me again" "ok, goodnight"
      "ppst, i think it's an ant this tim-" **Internal Screaming of Pain**

  • @MeleeGamer
    @MeleeGamer Před 2 měsíci

    I love how he's watching "All the noises I know how to make", good continuity.

  • @olivefernando7879
    @olivefernando7879 Před 4 dny

    "that was a real good toss" that does help you sleep

  • @John73John
    @John73John Před rokem +31

    I'm just glad All The Noises I Know How To Make is back on the air after that guy got excited and prematurely cancelled it. It's such a great show, it shouldn't be dropped so suddenly just because you want to go buy a sandwich with a pretty big pickle in it.

  • @loudandannoyingvr
    @loudandannoyingvr Před rokem +24

    It’s impressive what you’re able to do with a green screen. That bed was impressive

  • @hadtopicausername
    @hadtopicausername Před 2 měsíci

    "Hey, did we remember to take bread out of the freezer, so you we something to eat for breakfast tomorrow morning?"
    That's certainly happened to me a few times.

  • @SirMarshalHaig
    @SirMarshalHaig Před 2 měsíci +1

    What happens to dead birds?
    Cat owner: Uhm...I...I have no idea...you should forget this question

  • @mokaking
    @mokaking Před rokem +22

    Your brain when you finally go to sleep: I'm not gonna fall asleep I decided

  • @awkwardboy
    @awkwardboy Před rokem +43

    Ryan should do a collaboration with the Pitch Meeting guys.

  • @CommanderTrooper
    @CommanderTrooper Před rokem +2

    “Okay, we went pee. Can I go to sleep now?”
    “Yep, yep, shutting down.”
    “Finally”
    “…Hey do you remember third grade?”

  • @gianlucatartaro1335
    @gianlucatartaro1335 Před rokem

    I was waiting for the last thing to be the brain screaming “YOU’RE FALLING!” just as he was about to fall asleep lol

  • @whatsvape
    @whatsvape Před rokem +33

    Ryan, there is absolutely nothing to be concerned about. We definitely do enjoy your presence and appreciate you and aren't faking it to seem nice to you.

    • @knifeyonline
      @knifeyonline Před rokem +2

      I'm faking it... Sometimes...

    • @starmann2219
      @starmann2219 Před rokem

      Lol I don't know him in person of course but he's like my best friend in my life

  • @kevinmcconnachie3125
    @kevinmcconnachie3125 Před rokem +131

    Love it. I was typing this as listening and then you hit the nail on the head :D
    Just about to sleep... "Hmm, do we need to pee?"
    "No."
    "Are you sure?"
    "Damn it!"
    Back to bed. "I think we need a drink now."

    • @shinymainespoon
      @shinymainespoon Před rokem +10

      "We gotta drink plenty of water. Staying hydrated is important."
      "I'll get it in the morning."
      "Well what if I made this water super good for no reason?"
      "FINE."
      "Gotta pee again."

    • @sarcasm-83
      @sarcasm-83 Před rokem +4

      Throat watered, pee disposed, brain starting to quiet down...
      "I wonder what the time is?"

    • @Fatumity
      @Fatumity Před rokem +1

      @@sarcasm-83 "hey, remember that one time at school when you got 98% on a test and not 100%? or even 99%? i doubt anyone at school likes you" "yeah i know, im trying to SLEEP, remind me in the morning if it's THAT important" "ok goodnight"
      *1 minute later*
      "psst, wake up, your dream ended!" "I WANT TO SLEEP, I KNOW MY DREAM ENDE-... WHY DID YOU WAKE ME UP? I LIKED MY DREAM!" "oh sorry, don't worry though, you're not tired anymore anyway!" **sighs** "well, i give up, i'll just stare at a wall for hours"

  • @ndjoker34
    @ndjoker34 Před rokem +12

    Ryan I swear your timing is perfect!!! I've been having trouble sleeping at night and my brain does the exact same thing, like last night my brain was playing a creepy scene from a horror movie in my head while I was trying to sleep and my brain said "remember how creepy that whole movie was?" I said " yes I remember, it's a really creepy well made movie but can you please not play any scenes from it right now? I'm laying in a dark room so I'd rather be thinking pleasant thoughts." My brain then said "I'm gonna play Billie jean by Michael Jackson now I decided" it's a literal battle every night with my brain. You nailed it , this is so relatable lol. At the end "we should probably go pee though" I was dead at that point. Too funny and too relatable.

  • @lionroblox7877
    @lionroblox7877 Před rokem +1

    I have that bee pillow that he has on his bed lol very comfy

  • @Kyntteri
    @Kyntteri Před rokem +71

    My sleep window is so tight that it makes Luke's Death Star shot look super easy, barely an inconvenience.

  • @huntersiagames6028
    @huntersiagames6028 Před rokem +15

    1:52
    Dude this is literally how I sleep lmao

  • @AManOnline.
    @AManOnline. Před rokem

    I love how he's watching "All the Sounds I Know How to Make With Frederick Noisemaker". The Ryan George Cinematic Universe is so interconnected.

  • @craigforsyth4588
    @craigforsyth4588 Před rokem +2

    This is so accurate.

  • @ShadyDoorags
    @ShadyDoorags Před rokem +16

    2:45 I was weirded out there because that exact song has indeed been stuck in my head for like a week now.

  • @AtheistPirate
    @AtheistPirate Před rokem +67

    Ryan has become a being of pure eucalyptus, yet he still hangs out with us mortals. What a swell guy.

    • @bazookabonsai8818
      @bazookabonsai8818 Před rokem +6

      A poisonous, strong smelling tree?

    • @josephtalarigo4243
      @josephtalarigo4243 Před rokem +1

      @@bazookabonsai8818 that only koala bears and rhino roaches eat?

    • @Eli-xb9fm
      @Eli-xb9fm Před rokem

      Lord Crabbington Snipsworth, he's a wHaT? PleAsE eXpLaIn 😂

  • @tysonerickson8163
    @tysonerickson8163 Před měsícem +1

    The Micheal pickle seller show in the background 😂

  • @ashleyhoughton8592
    @ashleyhoughton8592 Před rokem

    "I was falling asleep sitting upright on the couch, why do we need perfection right now!"
    Too real.

  • @Tegres1
    @Tegres1 Před rokem +148

    This is exactly and very accurately a depiction of me on far more nights than I would like.
    If only falling asleep was super easy, barely an inconvenience.

    • @Tegres1
      @Tegres1 Před rokem +1

      @ReddHood619 Oh really?

    • @liamwalsh4008
      @liamwalsh4008 Před rokem

      @ReddHood619 And what's their deal?

    • @jasonthealmighty2051
      @jasonthealmighty2051 Před rokem +1

      @@liamwalsh4008 They harvest your soul

    • @liamwalsh4008
      @liamwalsh4008 Před rokem

      @@jasonthealmighty2051 So what's their character arc, what sort of development are we talking about there?

    • @jasonthealmighty2051
      @jasonthealmighty2051 Před rokem

      @@liamwalsh4008 They just harvest your soul and sell it to the devil in return for gud matress

  • @hypernovagaming822
    @hypernovagaming822 Před rokem +32

    Ryan: "Put me to sleep"
    Brain: "Okay time to take everything fun you've done today and turn it into a fricken nightmare"

  • @chisomigwegbe
    @chisomigwegbe Před rokem +2

    Watching this at 3 am. Perfection

  • @user-dy9iu1rz9s
    @user-dy9iu1rz9s Před rokem

    “That was a good toss, that was a real good toss”
    😂

  • @willthunder7212
    @willthunder7212 Před rokem +19

    You forgot to add that random boost of life changing motivation you always get at 3 AM

  • @wd3185
    @wd3185 Před rokem +14

    "WE NEED TO SLEEP"
    "So let's sleep!"
    "WE CAN'T, I NEED ENERGY TO THINK ABOUT HOW WE NEED TO SLEEP"

  • @willwilson9353
    @willwilson9353 Před rokem +1

    I was waiting for the jolt when your brain thinks you're moving

  • @morganjacklin6405
    @morganjacklin6405 Před rokem +1

    Some times I get too dizzy to feel dizzy I have very high tolerance to dizziness that way